News and Views
January 28, 2008
I believe know who will be the next President.
Dear Friends and Brethren in Christ who I have missed so much in past months,
Over the past few months I have had a lot of time to ponder this very question. Having been so blessed as to securing the world’s most amazing (Christian Republican) Au Pair to tend to the needs of my perfect child has afforded me this luxury. It is and after much prayer and reflection that I can only conclude that God must want the Reverend Mike Huckabee as our next President with Senator Sam Brownback as his running mate. This came to me in a dream actually.
There I was, one moment I was sitting in a lovely chair looking out the window directly onto the Atlantic Ocean from my new beach home and thanking God for my earthly reward, and the next I had dozed off. It was during this cat nap that the Lord came to me in my dream and told me that all of our support was not in vain; rather it was a critical part in His grand scheme of things. Then He whispered gently that America needed two great men of faith leading our country with the one closest to His own ideals (Baptist naturally) directly in charge. He kissed me on my forehead after blessing my precious new baby boy and He simply ascended into the Heavens. When I awoke I could still feel the presence of the Lord in my spacious and well-appointed sunroom.
See? The Lord does indeed have great plans for our Sam. He simply must or He would not have come to me so clear in my slumber. The Lord wants two men with extreme devotion to Biblical teachings leading America away from the wickedness of the Democrats and Rhinos. All of the sexual deviants, fornicators, adulterers, abortionists, and Darwinists will see that God is in charge and that the only future they have is in Hell, roasting over open flames. Praise!
Praise Him for this dream and for all of you! I would love to chat more but I am still recovering from childbirth and must get my rest.
God Bless America! America Bless God! America, Vote for Mike Huckabee who will in return appoint Sam Brownback as Vice President and become our next leaders. Amen!
In His Service,
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett
December 19, 2007
Britney’s Slut Sister Knocked Up
(Above: Britney and Jaime Spears terrorize patrons in an L.A. Starbucks last October.)
It should come as no shock to anyone not a resident of the underside of a rock that Britney Spears’ 16 year old sister proudly announced today that she is with child. QUELLE SUP-RISE! The slattern sister of the Queen of No Panties burst forth with this glorious news today. And, shocker of shockers, the father could be any Tom Dick or Harry that came down Hollywood Boulevard:
NEW YORK (AP) — Another Spears baby is reportedly on the way — and it’s not Britney’s.
Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old “Zoey 101″ star and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine that she’s pregnant and that the father is her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. “It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected,” she said. “I was in complete and total shock and so was he.”
Look further down in the article and you’ll see why he was shocked. The whorebag has no steady and hangs out with a bunch of guys. No wonder the poor dope was shocked. She’s playing ring around the rosy and then dumps the bassinet on his front door.
What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? “I definitely don’t think it’s something you should do; it’s better to wait,” she told the magazine. “But I can’t be judgmental because it’s a position I put myself in.”
That’s advice that sort of falls into the train has already lefty the station category, doesn’t it, Jamie?
Spears broke the news to her mother, Lynne, just before Thanksgiving, the magazine reported. “She was very upset because it wasn’t what she expected at all,” Spears said. “A week after, she had time to cope with it and became very supportive.”
Seeing as how her other daughter has turned out to be in strong contention for Mother of the Year honors, what did this cracker crone expect?
But in a recent interview with The Associated Press, Spears said she had no steady boyfriend. “I kind of just keep my options open,” she said. “I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends.” She declined to talk about her older sister. Jamie Lynn plans to raise the baby in her home state of Louisiana — “so it can have a normal family life.”
We can just imagine the Thanksgiving holidays at the Spears home in the years to come. Britney’s snorting cocaine with the turkey baster, while her kids cook meth in the garage on grandma’s campstove and Jamie’s brood is plotting out a porn epic for Mom to star in.
November 1, 2007
Britney Spears Says World is So Cruuuuuuuuuel
The AP reports that in a radio interview with someone named Ryan Seacrest, the 2007 Mother of the Year Nominee is whining about how cruel the world is to her, but is in apparent confusion about when she gets to see her kids in visitations obtained for her by her lawyers:
On people calling her a bad mother: “Like I said, people say what they want and do what they do. It’s sad how cruel our world can be. At the end of the day, you just have to know in your heart that you’re doing the best you can
The Harlot Spears’ ex-husband, Cuckhold Kevin Federline, has primary custody of her two sons, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1. A judge on Tuesday granted Spears three monitored visits a week. She apparently doesn’t have a firm grasp of the arrangement, however:
Spears was unclear when Seacrest asked how often she would see the boys.
“That’s, like, all in the court,” she said. “Stuff like that, my lawyers know all that stuff.”
Now, there’s a mother anxious to see her kids. She’s so disconnected from them, she doesn’t even know when the event she supposedly wants so much is going to happen. Under the Court’s order, the Patroness of the Pantiless must also take parenting classes and submit to random weekly drug and alcohol tests. The slut may have a problem on that score already, acording to Britsh tabloid The Sun:
Britney Spears invited a man to snort cocaine off her chest during a wild party at her Hollywood mansion just two days after losing visitation rights to see her sons.
Scott Kohler, aged 29, claims he and a group of 10 other strangers were invited to join Spears for a night of heavy partying on October 19, when the troubled star drowned her sorrows with vodka and cavorted with the men in her jacuzzi.
And musician Kohler alleges the 25-year-old singer accepted an offer of cocaine from a fellow partygoer, after he “joked he wanted to do a line off (Spears’) chest, and she agreed.”
At one time, Ministry thought was to purge your children’s belongings of Spears material. Now, we are beginning to think there should be classes taught using her as an example of how to make your life a trainwreck.
October 26, 2007 Democrats Tout Three Eyed Frog
If you ever had any question that Lieberal Demoncrats’ fascination with “science” would doom us all, that should end right this moment. Some freaks in England, calling themselves “scientists,” playing around with so-called “stem cells,” created genetic freaks – three-eyed frogs.
These “scientists” proclaim with glee that they believe that they can one day grow human eyeballs. (As if that would be a good thing!)
I just read this and it scared me more almost more than the thought of Hellary being President:
A genetic switch that gives tadpoles three eyes could allow stem-cell scientists to eventually grow human eyeballs or at least create replacement parts needed for repair jobs.
Three eyed mutant Tadpole
Normal Tadpole
…
Dale and University of Warwick developmental biologist Elizabeth Jones, along with colleagues, discovered the eye-switch while investigating how “ectoenzyme” molecules located on the external surface of cells contributed to the development of locomotion in the African clawed frog (Xenopus laevis). The biologists injected the molecules into frog embryos that comprised just eight cells.
One of the ectoenzymes triggered wonky eye development. When added to cells that would eventually form the head, the resulting tadpole sported three eyesinstead of two. An even stranger sight resulted when they injected the ectoenzyme into other developing body cells. The molecule caused an additional “ectopic” eye, leading to tadpoles with a spare peeper growing out of the side, abdomen or even along the tail.
http://www.livescience.com/health/071024-eye-switch.html
Get your affairs in order now. I expect that any day the rain of frogs will begin. Beam me up God, there’s no intelligent life left down here! Just remember if they can do it to a frog, they can do it to us!
Submitted by Sister Mabel
10-22-07 Public Toilets to be Named After a Famous Foot Tapper?
Just when you think that the brave land of Maggie Thatcher, Bernard Law Montgomery and Victoria Regina could not slip to another moral low, this repulsive story comes through the Interwebs, courtesy of the French version of Associated Press. (It maybe completely false just based on that sourcing.)
However, presuming its veracity, the grotesque tale involves the English version what I believe we call “real estate developers” in the United States of Jesus, who have plans to promote new public toilets and name them after famous sodomite playwright Joe Orton.
“A trader proposing a new set of public toilets in a popular north London entertainment district has come up with a novel way to sell the idea — name them after gay playwright Joe Orton.”
Why, in the name of all that is unholy, would they want to do this?
“Orton, celebrated in the 1987 film “Prick Up Your Ears”, wrote a series of popular but controversial plays, including “Loot”, “What the Butler Saw” and “Entertaining Mr. Sloane”. In the era of “Swinging London”, he was also know for his clandestine gay trysts in public toiletsin and around his home in Islington at a time when homosexuality was still illegal in Britain.”
First of all, I don’t even want to comment as to possible reasons why his autobiography is entitled “Prick Up Your Ears” because it put such a vile mental image in my head that I want to go take a shower.
One Mike Weedon is the promoter of this scheme.
“I think having a toilet with a blue plaque dedicated to him would suit his personality,” said Weedon, who belongs to a local traders group.
“He did what he did because it was the only place he could do it in those days and I think it would show how attitudes have changed,” he told the weekly Islington Gazette. “We wouldn’t be celebrating cottaging (gay sex in public toilets) — we would be celebrating how much more liberal we are these days,” he added.
Thank Heavens City Council hasn’t been sucked into this lewd affair.
Islington Council’s deputy leader Terry Stacy admitted more public conveniences were needed as the area was popular with pub- and club-goers, but said naming them after Orton was a step too far. 
“I would only support a blue plaque on a toilet if something worth commemorating happened there, and I doubt there is a toilet in the country that can lay claim to that,” he said.
I think we all ought to forward expressions of support to Terry Stacy who is bravely standing up to this horrid nonsense. Nothing worth commemorating ever occurred in a public toilet. This would undoubtedly give rise to more police officers prone to homosexual behavior bird-dogging honest, hard working, Republicans who just happen to have wide stances. Thank Heavens we don’t have that many public toilets here – only in airports and where necessary. Like libraries. And train stations. And parks. And malls. And theaters.
CM Qurck said
Is this section going to be news about the site or news in general? if its going to be news in general it would be an interesting addition
Brother Yancy, USN Ret. said
Thanks. It will be news in general that perhaps doesn’t warrant a full post but will be of interest to our readers.
YIC
CM Qurck said
very good, thanks for clearing that up for me
Sister Mabel Gargula said
There are also public toilets in court houses. I know from when I was undergoing my legal ordeals. Nonetheless, they are generally so nasty that I can’t imagine anyone actually uses them.
Brother Yancy, USN Ret. said
Dear Sister Mabel
That’s true with our courthouse, too. Well, it’s becasue all those filthy criminals and their families run thru there like it was Grand Central Station and they bring their filthy habits with them. Crime is a lifestyle.
YIC
Sister Mabel Gargula said
Right you are, Brother Yancy. Have you noticed that poor people have really disgusting personal hygiene? I just don’t understand it. Soap is not that expensive.
Kine said
Soap is expensive for people who have no job and a family they have to take care of. It’s food or smelling good. Which is more important?
Mod note: It is simple courtesy to your fellow man to not smell like a barnyard animal.
Tempus said
Wow give me one bible passage that is against growing body parts for people. You are all just scared to live forever, because that will prove your whole sorry excuse for a life has been meaningless. Its trash like you that is preventing the human race from reaching its potential.
IF GOD DIDN’T WANT MAN TO BE ABLE TO CLONE OR USE STEM CELLS TO HELP PEOPLE, DON’T YOU THINK THAT IN HIS OMNIPOTENCY AND OMNISCIENCE THAT HE WOULD HAVE JUST MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE?
If you truly believe that you are going to heaven, then noone is forcing you to use this technology, but don’t try to prevent the sane people with a functioning brain from advancing medicine to the point where we can live forever.
Youth Pastor Steve said
I am a college graduate (Bob Jones University) and I fail to see how in the worlD growing three eyes on a frog advances medicine to allow us to live forever. Eternal life comes only through the Lord. Not through the works of man.
1 John 5:11 “And this is the record, that God hath given to us eternal life, and this life is in his Son.”
So, there’s your one bible verse.
PTL
Sister Mabel Gargula said
Dearest Tempus,
If God wanted frogs (or humans!) to have three eyes, He would have made them and us that way. Don’t be such a simpleton!
God bless!
Tempus said
1 John 5:11 “And this is the record, that God hath given to us eternal life, and this life is in his Son.”
How does that have anything to do with science and medicine? Strrrrrrrrrrrrreeetch
So I says to Mabel I says;
If god wanted you to wear clothes, he would have given you clothes. If god wanted you to drive a car he would have created you inside of a car. If god wanted you to take xanax as one of you bible thumpers was telling someone to do on another part of this site, he would have created you with xanax dispensers inside of your body. If god wanted you to use this interweb that you just posted on, he would have grafted a mouse and keyboard to the side of your head.
Tempus said
Ya…. I’m leaving work now… I didn’t much expect a response.. Have fun in lala land you freaking weirdos.
Sister Mabel Gargula said
Oh, Heavens! I didn’t see this until just now.
Tempus, God gave us the ability to think and create things that we need.
God created humans in His image. God does not have three eyes. Are you calling God a freak?! We are His most perfect creation. God did not intend for us to spoil or distort His perfect creation. That’s why tattoos are also forbidden.
cunning said
Yeah, i can see how having an organ bank would be a bad thing… i mean gee who doesnt want to die waiting for a transplant…
have you ever considered, that if god didnt want us to develop this stuff. he’d have made us foolish / stopped us. i like the way you reject evolution but believe this… if you guys want to reject science, you should have nothing to fear.
cunning said
You guys could also rename this “Brit Bashing” a your anti British bias on both articles is impressive (not just your point, but your amazing ability to neglect your own part in it)
Sister Mabel Gargula said
cunning,
We Baptists had nothing to do with this abomination. As for your other point, God gave us free will. Just because we can do something doesn’t mean that we should do it. Have you never heard of Original Sin?
cunning said
True. But were it not for original sin we would not be here. (if you believe in that anyhow). Thus were i a Christian rather than repenting original sin i would glory it. Don’t suppose you have ever read paradise lost?
I know you baptists have nothing to do with it… this is progress! But you must admit that the majority of this research actually happens in your praised “united states of Jesus”.
Sister Mabel Gargula said
Don’t be silly! I had to read Milton’s Paradise Lost in high school. Why do you always assume we’re a bunch of uneducated rubes? It’s very insulting.
Some of this research may occur here, notwithstanding the attempts of our glorious leader, George W. Bush, to stop it.
cunning said
Mabel. I wasn’t assuming you hadn’t, i was rather hoping you had! my reference to that and original sin was that Milton portrays adam and eves leaving of the garden as tragic, but wonderfull. he suggests this is where man developed, gained free will and freedom at the expense of leaving paradise.
we leave paradise to prove ourselves on earth… you have to admit its a nice interpretation even if you don’t believe it
Brother Yancy, USN Ret. said
So, Britney “no undies” Spears is whining about how tough she has it. Boo-Hoo.
Blogonaut said
I hear the slut is preggers again! (One cannot really say she is in the “Family Way”, now can we.)
That’s what happens when women forsake proper foundation garments (let alone underwear) and then passout drunk in public places!
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Blogonaut,
You are so right. CAN I GET AN AMEN!!
My heavens! These young gals today need more than cotton, spandex, nylon and silk to save their virtue, these young ladies (and I use that term very loosely, no pun intended) need hammered steel squirrel coverings with a lock on the front.
Praise the Lord.
Arn Lewis said
now there is some real contradictions in beliefs for you. You don’t believe in science, you don’t believe in research, and you don’t believe in modern medicine. So don’t you think it’s time you park your SUVs, trash your credit cards, and treat all of your illnesses at home with herbs, oh yeah, and don’t let your wives have babies in a hospital, have them do it in the woods Indian style by chomping on a leather bit to deal with the pain.
Every one of those things comes from science and research. Even the common sense notions of caring for wounds came from primitive research, but research just the same. You are posting these little bits of nonsense on an internet that would not be possible without scientific research. If you are going to say you don’t believe in science, then try to stop using everything that science has provided us with.
cars, phones, televisions, radios, computers, anything made with plastic, (including credit cards) even paper money, since science provided the means of printing it, and I’m sure you would let your loved ones die rather than to allow any medicine developed by science to be used to save them.
either you believe in science or you don’t, but don’t claim to not believe in it and use everything it provides for us.
And like Tempus, I’m still waiting to hear the scripture that says medical research to provide people with replacement organs is wrong. (I gotta admit that it is a bit gross, but it’s not banned by the bible)
Mod Note: I mean no disrespect, of course, but are you a crazy person? You seem like one, does your keeper (is that what they are called now days) know you have access to a computer? You should be careful, there are some scary people out there on the internets. We, along with the Lord, will try and watch your back. Just a heads up, if someone tells you they are a Nigerian Prince and wants you to cash a check and they will pay you millions, they probably aren’t for real.
Arn Lewis said
MOD:,,,, yes they are,,, I made my first ten million cashing checks for Nigerians, and helping widows get their deceased husbands’ fortunes into the United States. And haven’t you seen my myspace page yet? I clearly state on it that I am crazy and insane. And, yes, they are two totally different states of being. But what does my sanity have to do with you folks using science and yet at the same time not believing in it.
So,,, whose sanity is really in question here?
If you’ll stop using all things supplied by science, I will stop drinking all the Holy Water.
Mod Note: While it is very gracious of you to help out those widows, you should be aware that some folks on the internets are not what they seem, some are even up to nefarious purposes and some just are tricksters. Nice to know you have been fortunate in your endeavours thus far.
Sane Person said
There is nothing wrong with being gay you arseholes! Gay guys are hot!
Mod note: If you mean “hot” as in “they’re going to burn in Hell for all eternity,” then you are correct. Otherwise, you’re just sick.
Steve said
I like how the moderator (someone who is supposed to be unbiased and independent) is blatantly and obviously not impartial. In your minds is there no room to accept anyone who is different to you? Or are you just so narrow minded that everyone must follow one religion, one ideal and one view? Christian values are meant to teach acceptance, forgiveness and generosity. None of which anyone on this website seems to understand.
Craig Wakefield said
I am confused. I am a born again Christian. I think Britney Spears is a terrible parent and role model. However, you run a “pro-Jesus” website. You call spears “harlot”, “slut”. While I may agree, I find it unconscionable to use name calling in a news story. I believe Jesus ministered to actual prostitutes without ever calling them “slut”. Behavior like this is why we are vilified in the media. Jesus would never call someone a slut, and the word Christian means Christ-like. So while I totally disagree with Ms. Spears behavior, to resort to name calling is juvenile.
Mod note: So it’s acceptable to think that Britney Spears is a harlot and slut, but it’s unChristian to write or say it? What are you smoking? Also, we are NOT name calling. We’re merely stating facts. There’s a difference.
interpreted said
Judge not, lest ye be jduged.
Hah.
Also,
WHAT HAS SCIENCE CREATED?
The Fallen Angel said
lol, just got an post on my site, sounds fun. im going to post it in segments for you
(thanks for the benefactor who posted this)
Uh, guys (and gals)? I know that, as of the now, /i/ is not working (anyone know when it will be up?), but I thought that you might want some info – I’ve got an (albeit uncorroborated) source confirming that they have teh snark:
‘From: McG (mcgregor********@gmail.com) Medium risk You may not know
Mod Note: Ummmm, that doesn’t make any sense.
Green Army of the Masses said
This all sounds a little fishy to me
“Brother Yancy’s fondness for sticking stuff up his bottom”
“a whole set of Daytona 500 shotglasses disappeared right off of my coffee table.”
“sounds like a Doc Johnson 14-inch “Rough Rider” double-headed dong with special-order “heavy, ropey veining.”
Does this honestly sound like the work of your beloved Christ’s do-gooder minions at work? really people… and this is coming from the people who think that Masturbation leads to utter evil… methinks Brother Yancy is going to be a serial sex offender if your facts about masturbation are anything to go by
????
PROFIT!
The Fallen Angel said
YOUR DOING IT WRONG!
this is the cancer that is killing /b/
Mod Note: Not to sound like a broken record, but that doesn’t make any sense either.
Green Army of the Masses said
“Mod Note: Ummmm, that doesn’t make any sense.”
That is indeed part of the message that got posted on the site…
The Fallen Angel said
Part number 2 for you
It’s not going to stay **unChristian word deleted** if you keep trying to **unChristian words deleted**?
most people know its **unChristian word deleted** and you **unChristian words deleted**. Half the people there are **unChristian words deleted**.
number 3 is coming up soon
Mod note: Such language!
The Fallen Angel said
fine, then check it for your self, its **unChristian words deleted**
The Fallen Angel said
protip: link is in my username
Green Army of the Masses said
Lulz… **unChristian words … XD
Green Army of the Masses said
Mod note: Such language!
Funny how that email is from one of your own bretheren…
McG (mcgregor********@gmail.com)
Jim “Brother McGregor” A very real straight scot.’
BLyon said
can i just say that reading your site brings these words to mind:
Intolerant
Wingnut
Fundamentalist
Fear/Scared or what you don’t know
Hate mongering
un-American
You are, as far as I can tell, the type of people that feed the fires of hate and intolderance and you are no different than Osama bin Laden in that way. You are unAmerican. You hate freedom. You want to legislate your religious views in a country that was founded on the separtation of church and state. Shame on you!
MOD TODD SEZ: “intolderance”?
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestry K said
I personally think they are pretty funny and they sometimes make me laugh alittle laugh
Green Army of the Masses (The other Admin of NFchan, not Anonywalker) said
I agree on both BLyon’s statement and William the Evil American’s… This site is complete and utter tripe, though it is fun to watch the Moderators pick small typing errors with people’s statements, just becuase they do not condone your petty idealist views. And to read some of the most amusing articles I have found on the web for quite a while. e.g. I love the article on “Evil Masturbation” that really made me guffaw!
You people REALLY NEED TO WAKE UP from the FAIRY TALE you are LIVING IN!
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestry K said
Wait they cannot wake up who besides southpark would make me laugh?
Longcat said
long cat be loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
Longcat said
hey william, for epic lulz visit *UnChristian Site Deleted*
Mod Note: Please do not attempt to link filthy porno sites here. Thank you.
Longcat said
NFchan is not pron, lul, our admin doesnt like it when we post fappable material
Tacgnol said
It’s linked above, Longcat, but it’s a failure -chan anyway.
krystal said
everything on this website makes me sick. you people are the most narrow minded, brainwashed idiots i’ve ever seen. i honestly don’t see how you think you’re going to “heaven” or anything like it, when you spread hate, fear and the most wretched vile opinions i’ve ever had the misfortune to read. tell me i’m going to hell–it can only be better than this, because, according to you, you morons won’t be there.
and by the way, since when did this country become the united states of jesus? i’d kind of like to know why you take it upon yourself to spread your idiocy upon the normal people. by calling it the USJ, you’re implying that the entire country is united under jesus. i beg to differ. there are other religions (thankfully) that actually have some remaining morals, most of which are not related to christianity.
Mod note: When you’re boiling in the like of fire, you let us know if you feel the same way. Oh, and please capitalize the name of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. You heathens have no manners.
Hipple, Rev. Paul T. said
Sister TDG-C et all
I just want to compliment you on your new Interblog design. It brought tears to my eyes to click on my favorite link and see the stars and bars before my eyes.
-RPTH
Award Winning Interblogger
2007 Weblog Award Finalist
(multiple categories)
Jude said
I’d rather be Britney Spears at her lowest possible rock bottom than an affluent, successful, born-again, Right-Winged, Bush supporting religious zealot at the top of their game. You all are the reason Bush was re-elected and in turn have the blood of millions of innocent victims killed in a pissing contest masqueraded as a War on your demonic hands. Being as you voted for President Retarded-Douchebag not on the basis of his job performance or abilities (i.e., his day-to-day ability to complete minute tasks like personal hygiene, reading or forming a sentence all by himself are only rivaled by people in irreversable vegetative states) to keep the world at bay from being taken over by women that have had abortions and -GASP- homosexuals that desire to be treated like every one else on Earth. You use religion and pure ignorance as a platform for hate and intolerance. Sadly if you all weren’t so uneducated, inbred and illiterate you would actually read the bible (may I recommend John@3:16 to start with?) I can’t wait until Judgment Day comes where I pray that I’ll be blessed enough to see at least one holier-than-thou Bible-thumping closet homo (which the majority of you that are so opposed to Equality are) panic in sheer terror when you realize that God will strike you down for being so selfish and hateful. People like you all are the reason the entire world hates America. Oh yes, one more thing, as much as you hate Britney Spears, she’s a good ol’ fashioned Republican who proudly supported President Bush both times he ran for office. Beware the company you pigs keep. CLINTON/OBAMA ‘08!
Mod note: You seem very angry. I would’ve thought that Jude is a man’s name, but you are clearly an overly emotional woman. Maybe you should see your doctor for hormone therapy? Good luck and God bless.
bettybowers said
Hey Jude:
You really shouldn’t squander much time contemplating a gloat that will never occur at Judgment Day, dear.
While you are left in a holding cell outside the Pearly Gates, being, no doubt, waterboarded by angry seraphim for your sins, I will be whisked pass the wailing throngs to the “10 Sins or Less” express line.
I will be in my lovely golden mansion for many charming, carefree hours before the Lord even gets around to calling your little name.
Betty
Sister Mabel Gargula said
Jodie,
See what I’m talking about? Mrs. Bowers is pure class.
Southern People are Funny said
I hope if you shall meet the unfortunate position of having a loved one blinded, you will refuse your child the chance at site again, because it came from stem cells.
It is better that your child go blind, than to take a gift from scary democratic science.
Misplaced beliefs.
Brother Yancy, USN Ret. said
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, as Jesus told me yesterday.
Sister Mabel Gargula said
Can you believe this harlot has the nerve to claim that she met her boyfriend in church? Well, I don’t know what kind of “church” this little tramp attends, but you can be gosh darn sure that it’s not a Southern Baptist church!
Sister BABBLER said
I’m sure in your church there are zero pre-marital pregnancies. But if there ever was you would make sure the baby “disappeared” real fast. It also helps to hide the inbred mutants that come out of that church.
What do you call a person with a Bible, a father who is also their uncle, and a mother who is also their aunt?
A: A Souther Baptist
PC McNamara said
In my 2 Years in the force never have I heard of such a role model even at the age of 16 being declared pregnant. Any girl could use the excuse of under age sex if world reknown celebrities are doing it. Even though I came out of celebecy quite recently I still remain faithful to justice.
Hail the Justice!
Kine said
Question!
Since you people claim to be good Christians, you should know that God commands us to love EVERYONE.
So, my question, where is love in here? Calling someone a whore or slut is not loving.
Now for Yancy or an ignorant mod to reply with an insult.
PC McNamara said
God also commands that there should be no other gods but him, but many people treat these celebritires with god-like status and for them to do things like this could affect the masses in a split second to what christianity has been working towards for 2000 years
Sister Mabel Gargula said
Answer!
Of course we love everyone. That doesn’t mean that we have to approve of their disgusting, dirty, skanky, sinful ways, though. Haven’t you ever heard of “Love the sinner; hate the sin”?
Should we just pretend that she’s not a whoring slut? Ignorance is not bliss, dear friend.
Kine said
Okay, Rebuttal!
Now, lets say I went by that and commented on this topic. If I hate the sin I would insult the SIN. If I hated the person, I would insult the Sinner, correct? Now, Saying that SHE is a whoring slut is in fact insulting the person. To insult the sin would be saying this:
“She did wrong and I don’t agree with what she did, but God, in his infinite love and mercy, still loves her so I shouldn’t say such awful things about her.” You may disagree with me on that, but go with me on it for a minute. You remember that passage in the Bible about the women who was going to get stoned for adultery (At least, I think it was adultery, correct if I’m wrong please, it’ll still fit into my scenario, mind you)? She would be considered a “whoring slut” correct? Now what did Jesus say?
“Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”
Now, I know you people like looking at the Bible in a literal sense, I do too, but I also think we can look at the word “stone” in a metaphorical (I believe that’s the right word) sense. Throwing a “stone” could be the same as passing judgement (Which Jesus had a say on as well), and throwing insults.
Kine said
Oh and McNamara.
I’m not disagreeing with what you had to say. I do believe that people see celebrities as sort “God-like” (American Idol comes to mind). However, I don’t see anything Christian about insulting them to bring them down a notch. They are human just like you and I.
And about her doing things that “could affect the masses in a split second to what christianity has been working towards for 2000 years.” I wouldn’t worry about it too much. Why? Because I believe that God is more powerful than any of this. If he’s not worried, I don’t see any reason that I should be.
ScottishSoldier said
you talk about pre-marital pregnancies, and how they are wrong. Well i know someone very importamnt at the Westboro Baptist Curch went through a pre-martial. pot black kettle anyone?
Mod Maynard note: We are not affiliated with Westboro Baptist in any way. Dumb as a box of rocks, anyone?
earthlingdave said
Don’t like science, eh? Well, when you get sick please avoid the hospital, don’t take an aspirin for your headache (Jesus didn’t have no aspirins!!!), better stop driving that car (how’s that thing even work? The devil?)
huh said
They sit here and rant about Britney because it makes them feel better about themselves. The people who run this ministry feel a need to drag others through the mud. It has nothing to do with the influence she has on others…it just makes the author feel good.
Here’s the harlot. Let’s take ‘er on back by the barn an’ STONE her! Whoo hoo! I’m sooo much holier than that tramp…man, I’ma glad I got mahself born again’…don’t wanna end up like that ‘er tramp!
Obama for prez! said
Ha! I finally figured out this board (it took me long enough). Everyone here is a liberal from California. You are writing sadistic freakish stuff so that any rational person who may have been a Republican will freak out and vote for Obama!
And you thought you can get away with it! Scooby Do!
BobbyG said
Hey huh, I adhere to the belief that he who is sinless should cast the first stone, so I guess that leaves me out. I am almost ashamed to call myself a christian, with all the stone casting that Mr. Yancy and Mr. Yates, and the moderaters do, but I still claim Jesus inspite of the bigotted idiots who puke on this site.
God Bless you and keep the heat turned up.
Sephiroth^ said
“Britney’s Slut Sister Knocked Up”
who are you to judge people? isn’t that what god is supposed to do?
Stephen said
One is British – and justifiably proud of being so.
I reside in a country which is unafraid to celebrate the wit, wisdom and individuality of its citizens – be they politically motivated, drawn to the love of a person of the same sex; or even maniacally motivated through the word of God to spit vitriol at everything seemingly ungodly. Mr Joe Orton created works for the theatre. As did Mr Oscar Wilde; Mr Stephen Fry continues to amaze us all with his intelligence. We have politicians and nationally revered sports men and women who devote much slare time to causes which would render you speechless with rage; yet they are perfectly at liberty to do so because my country is truly the land of the free.
Equality regardless of age, gender, sexuality, religious belief. Core values. Should you claim to be the beating heart of Uncle Sam; then you, my friends, must conduct a long, honest appraisal of yourselves and all that you claim to believe in.
True love for your fellow man; through your God, allows you to accept diversity in all its forms.
Shame on you. I do not pray; but would not waste prayer upon you if I did!
robyablind said
im totally shocked at this website, im lost for words, for your naive hateful bias venom, you are worse than all the ppl you slander with reckless discrimination.. im disgusted by it, no im not religious, no im not gay, yes i care about people and yes i do have a understanding of the modern world.
it seems theres a lot here who do not..once again you have to make your donation at the top, yet money is the route to all evil, but you can twist these words, thats what religion has been doing for a long time now. same as politicians, theres a vein of evil amongst you all, is a shame cuz i believe a minority of religious faiths and even politicians do for the great of good, but most of the comments are way below par people, time for a reality check, no i dont discriminate your religion, so choose your words wisely when you reply to my comment, im sure you cant wait to justify yourself instead of admittance..
a very confused person i am, and you are here to spread a GOOD word, im lost, i really am..
Warrior Jodie said
DEAR ROBYA
We dont give a flying turd what YOU think. YOU either MISS STEPHEN!!!!! This is a CHRISTIAN REPUBLICAN place and we aim to see John Mcain be the NEXT CHRISTIAN president and not some blame MUSLIM jigaboo who wants to make us all bow down to some Buddah or something.
robyablind said
fine you dont give a “flying turd” but let me put it to you like this, i just came to this site, maybe i was looking for religion and maybe i wanted to know more etc. i come here and now im scared to even contemplate it, because i thought christian faith was about love and understanding.. you see 1st impressions last!!
can you not see what you are doing. how you have come across to me and the damage you are causing, why be so extreme?, is it not any different to extremist muslims and their ideals. the thing is you should be spreading love which is what god is about.. i just dont see it here.
ok ill be honest, im not looking for religion, i have my beliefs and i certainly dont throw them in peoples faces “my way or the highway” attitude and tear into people.
live and let live, if theres a god then i wonder what he thinks of your misguided love? unfortunately its ppl like you that creates a divide on the basis of your ideals, you are a separatist all clinging on to god and not practicing what he is all about.. you are the problem to your own frustrations in this world..
im concerned by this, maybe you could reply and clarify exactly what the definition of love thy neighbour means, thnx.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Dear Royalblind,
Just a tip for ya, never ask Jodie to define ‘love thy neighbor’ to you, just reading her interpretation will send you to the free clinic for antibiotics. I mean no offense to Jodie, of course, but she is a loose, foul mouthed, drunken old gal (but to be fair she is a female, and we must understand how they are weak minded/willed therefore easily corrupted by Satan), she is a wonderful Christian (republican baptist)woman, not to mention she is a darn snappy dresser, and we love her dearly and pray for her daily, she is part of our family. Bless her sweet old heart.
Oh, and God Bless you too.
June Gordon said
“live and let live”
Ain’t that what all you homo communistic hippy liberal moonbats says?????
This is a place for CHRISTIANS — not you’re sort!
Now SCAT!!!!!
robyablind said
“homo” you mean gay? no im hetro actually!, “communistic” i come from Enlgand united kingdom (democracy)! “moon bat” unlike yourself im human. any more insults would you like to throw at me??
i pity you. i really do, your misguided attitude is beyond belief, even 6 year old children have a better grasping of how to socialise and communicate on a coherent level….. enjoy your days in that little bubble of yours, maybe if your lucky it will pop b4 you see your maker.. but i doubt it. peace!
June Gordon said
“i come from Enlgand”
I ain’t never heard of it. I heard of “ENGLAND” but that just a place where folks got bad teeth, the men is fairys that do other mens and everyone drink two much beers and vomit on they cheap shoes and got real bad skin.
I can see why you so angry!!!! LOL
robyablind said
im not angry, im enjoying reading the waste of space comments you reply with.. you cant even reply with a single answer.. not my questions but everybody else as well.. all you do is throw insults.. what is up with you people??
this is madness
but i like it, plz continue with more of your degenerate red neck meaningless bull shit…
i can see me making a lot of money from some of these quotes.!! comedy channel here i come
searcher said
im reading the “christian” replies.
i did read the bible once…nice storiebook…olt testament a bit 2 violent for my taste.
did we read the same book ?? although, with the bible in hand u can turn right to wrong and back.
u use verse x , i use verse y. u all dont follow god or jezus…u dont do it “ok”, u try to do what u THINK jezus/god/spirit wants u to do. thats a major failure..cause u are only human and born to make mistakes…being born like june IS the mistake.
I mean, the bible says its good to be incestues…. noo i hear u all shout…yes i tell u !!
u all know the storie of adam and eve i pressume.
they got 2 kids. kane and abel… now we got 3 males 1 female…. only incest could make more kids.
even if adam and eve got some daughters, kain and abel did i with there sisters.
so do you wanna do, where all relatives anyhow.
this and many other thing make me to believe you are all wrong….not to believe..but how you all choose to practice it…. and to the smarty whos gonna bow to bhudda…. he such a nice fellow…he dont want u to bow….wanna burn something?? know what youre talking about…or it WILL sound stupid ..
peace to all believers who try to do good to all…. the rest kinda makes it a bad trip
Max Kent said
If you can be pulled into such a warped ideology so far that you think these beliefs are shared by God I worry for humanity, I truly do.
I see no love here, just a unity of hatred over any views that do not echo your own. Sometimes people astound me, this is indeed is one of those times.
June Gordon said
Oh shut you’re dirty pie-hole b/f Jesus shuts it for you!
robyablind said
june gordon needs medical supplies fast.. i guess your just a no good drunk…. hope you got no kids, ffs ppl like you shouldn’t be allowed to have any,, your foul mouthed and brainless.. and a disgrace to the human race…
!fu june ya freeek
MODERATER NOTE: Look here B!TCH you back off JUNE GORDON! Junes got more CLASS in her middle finger (the SAME one thats seen the inside of more black mens prostrate holes than there is Orientals in CHINA) than YOU got in your whole body. You been told before that this is a CHRISTIAN place and if you dont like it then GET THE HELL OUT!
searcher said
ow man…jezus what have u put on this earth in june…she might think she found god,
but she speaks like the devil is in her heart (if she got any-and i mean a heart).
Be forgiving ? not june… be polite ?? not june. june why r u still on this green earth…youre great (in youre mind ). all u let people see is hate….and jezus was about love wasnt he.
june youre beeing so foulmouthed and hatefull that i cant find any sighn of a place for u in heaven.
u wish us straight to hell…..well youre seat i cant have….its reserved for the biggest fool the devil knows…………you believe in god ??? then believe in the devil 2…cause 1 cant be there without the other…if u believe in the devil….then tell me…why o why would GOD let a foulmouthed thing fulll of hate in heaven
lolololol u should be extinct
searcher said
Jude Says:
December 8, 2007 at 8:01 am
when you realize that God will strike you down for being so selfish and hateful..
remind u of youreself ???
searcher said
is this the same jude ?
Jude Says:
December 8, 2007 at 8:01 am
when you realize that God will strike you down for being so selfish and hateful..
remind u of youreself ???
searcher said
rofl….drry jude/june..my mistake…and pressed twice…srry
Nephilim said
what an interesting thread this is.
such a great idealogical debate.
I can’t help but wonder why people are getting all het up about a black jew who was treid and convicted as a terrorist though.
seriously why?
and why would a terrorist neccesarily come and shut robyas dirty pie hole?
and I too come from England. it is a great country. for one when we go to war on our own we tend to win them all. we don’t turn up late for world wars and then claim credit for winning them, and we are definatley not a country founded on terrorism.
/rant
John the craptist said
June Gordon, what does Jesus put in your pie hole?
Stop drinking so much booze, go back on the game and for god’s sake, stop the lesbian affair you started recently.
YetiFicker said
OMG, you pegan fools hope you will crawl in your moisture holes back. You think you’re christians? You aint shit. Even the amazonian semi naked sluts are more christianic than you. You just a bunch of epileptic sects who hide around their own wanna be rules appealed on the catholic church. No one of the self proclamed christions in USA is one, you are just poligamic retards with pedophilic abmitions. Your brain wawes produce such shijat beacuse you have no lives by yourself. You can read the bible every day and it doesnt help you if your mental.
Btw. The bible is a book where you can read and think out of it very practical advises for your life, but only the dumb ppl get it word by word….
…Do you think the bush was really on fire on the hill, its aalegorry on the human contience and the way to think before you act, etc 1000 of examples of it in the book.
The book was written in a time and zone which was to complex to understand for some of USA sects like you are, you dont understand the history, circumstances and the region in which the bible was created. You just accomodate it to your needs and you understand it desultorily which makes u mental.
my 5 cents to mongoloids around here
GO ROBYIA
MODERATER NOTE: Why dont you just KISS MY CHRISTIAN ASS right after I take ole dump and dont wipe you COMMUNIST!
Arn said
“MODERATER NOTE: Why dont you just KISS MY CHRISTIAN ASS right after I take ole dump and dont wipe you COMMUNIST!”
Christian ass, my ass! I nevwer met such a foul mouthed Christian in my life. You’re a heathen sinner and you know it.
Warrior Jodie said
LOOK here ARN you aint NEVER complained before what I did with my mouth and you never once cried foul
How you been darlin? I missed you.
XXOO
Jo-Jo
Nephilim said
“MODERATER NOTE: Why dont you just KISS MY CHRISTIAN ASS right after I take ole dump and dont wipe you COMMUNIST!”
way to encourage reasoned debat retard.
mind you, you are american and think jesus lives, so retard must be a point you aspire to every day, and fail to climb to those heady heights of retard land.
lets just hope Belenus smiles upon you, and Belatu-Cadros does not open a can of whoop-ass on you
and when you see him say hi to Sammael for me, thanks
MODERARATER NOTE: I tell YOU what lets us just hope YOU Belenus and Belatu-Cadros and any other of your foreignor friends dont end up in HELL force fed scalding hot DEMON sperm while SATAN drops loads of steaming hot SH!T on you all for all eternity.
Then again lets us hope you DO!
GOD said
Now now children, play nice or i’ll have to snuff you all out.
I have to say though that of all the sites i visit this one has to be the most hate filled one ever.
You sure this is a christian site and not a satan worship one.
Nephilim said
“MODERARATER NOTE: I tell YOU what lets us just hope YOU Belenus and Belatu-Cadros and any other of your foreignor friends dont end up in HELL force fed scalding hot DEMON sperm while SATAN drops loads of steaming hot SH!T on you all for all eternity.
Then again lets us hope you DO! ”
righhht, I stand by my previous comment “way to encourage reasoned debate”
lets go in for some education here shall we? I know you can cope with it, even if you are an inbred american terrorist – yes america was founded on an act of terrorism
1 Belenus is a Celtic Sun God
2 Belatu-Cadros is a celtic god of war
3 Sammael in an angelic name pronounced sham-ay-ul (in the western tongue) the Angel Sammael also goes by other names such as light bringer and as Lucifer Morning Star. but you knew that already right? of course you did.
4 if you believe in Hell, then by definition you must believe in Sammael, as the Idea of Hell was first brought forth by him when he met Jesus in the desert.
here are some theological questions for you, as you obviously know so much about the bible and its teachings:
1 god created heaven and earth, and all the creatures on it – so where did the Dinosaurs come from?
2 Further, god created adam and eve(after casting lillith, adam’s first wife out of eden), who begat cain and abel. after cain slew abel, god cast him to the land of nod, where he met, married and did a whole raft of begatting over nearly 200 years – where the fuck did rachel come from? god did not create her, and adam and eve only had 2 sons
3 in the same bible in the story of jesus the carpenter, he goes from 18 straight to 30 without passing 19-29, WTF is that all about? where did those years go and what did he do?
sensible answers only please, enquiring minds want to know!
searcher said
msg to moderarater…rofl easy does it man…dont pop a vein
first of all u wrote “MODERARATER NOTE: I tell YOU what lets us just hope YOU Belenus and Belatu-Cadros and any other of your foreignor friends dont end up in HELL force fed scalding hot DEMON sperm while SATAN drops loads of steaming hot SH!T on you all for all eternity.
Then again lets us hope you DO! ”
so i guess the vein is popping now, but u clearly dont know anything..
so u might learn something from the next bit
In Celtic mythology, Belatu-Cadros, also rendered Belatucadros or Belatucadrus, was a deity worshipped in northern Britain, particularly in Cumberland and Westmorland. He may be related to Belenus and Cernunnos, and was equated in the Roman period with Mars. He appears to have been worshipped by lower-ranked Roman soldiers as well as by Britons.
Belatu-Cadros is known from approximately 28 inscriptions in the vicinity of Hadrian’s Wall, England. The spelling of the god’s name varies a great deal, and dedications to Balatocadrus, Balatucadrus, Balaticaurus, Balatucairus, Baliticaurus, Belatucairus, Belatugagus, Belleticaurus, Blatucadrus and Blatucairus are generally accepted as variants of Belatu-Cadros. The most common of these forms is Belatucadrus, which as a result is the name generally used in modern writings. In five of these inscriptions, Belatu-Cadros is equated with the Roman god Mars as Mars Belatucadrus.
as this is history and common knowledge, my advise to the moderarator (rofl) in question..
try google before you shout…..its rediculous youre reaction…
i hope you will get a brain…or try to use the 1 you got.
but never shout as blind and as misguided as u are.
if knowledge is power…. where would u be ????
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YetiFicker said
ARTY SUXXX !!! YOu baptist bijach, if someone is christian here, that aint you, you money hungry disfuncted embrio. In comunism you would be inprisoned for being dumb, in nacism you would be gased because your dumb, in islam you would be hung because you dumb so you fleed to USA to enlight fools with no education with crap like this. OMG at least in 20 yrs there will be 80% of US citizens inprisoned, only mormonic baptist pedophilic wanna be christian tribes in the middle of corn will wank on their fokin cow. You will be one og them, meanwhile the other 19% not inprisoned will live in a dream bubble created by your government. GO OBAMA!!!
Deflorate their brains with african spirit..
AND BTW: Your father is Josef FRITZL!! BIJACH
June Gordon said
Shut up nig! Ain’t nobody interested in what you got to say.
Now SCAT!!!!
robyablind said
hey june, just to let you know, ive made posts on various sites, social networks and thinking of letting all them gay,black & real christians know about this site, so they can come and give you some more shit that you so happily wanna give the rest of us..
you want a war sweetheart you got 1, you see you cant win, cuz logic will prevail to thankfully most of the sane minded ppl in the world,, i hope you will be able to handle the 1000s of posts from ppl, would be a shame if the site was overloaded and shut down for good wouldnt it!!! oh and when you reply, can you try and make a effort this time plzzz.. x x x
searcher said
`JUNE GORDEN IS A WITCH…. without even knowing someone she can see the color of there skin….that cant be what god intended…burn her !!!!!!!!!!!
YetiFicker said
A rasistic slut who pretends to be person of religion!! You blasfemic abortion, the church had its inquisition, so its time the church inquisites you and sweep you out to the pegan animals that get rotten and burn on the fire of asian tribes. Get insemenated by an semi-mongoloided japaneese octopus, you waste of skin and bones
Warrior Jodie said
Why dont you search for your head up your ass SEARCHER? I think you should before you get a turd jammed up your nostrils and smother.
ROBYABLIND NO BODY gives one SH!T what you say here or else where. Everyone is laughing at you and how IGNORANT you are. LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! We already got over 403000 fans and we welcome more to see how STUPID you sound. You are mad because a classy gal like JUNE GORDON has done read you the rights. NOW
YOU take your sorry good for nothing POS ASS to a portapotty and gargle with SH!T because that would be an improvement over what comes outta your mouth so far.
God 666 said
It is very interesting what you are posting about me and my ideas….
Didn’t I tell you not to create a picture of me???
God does not have three eyes.
How you know, I don’t remember we everywhen met.
Didn’t I teach you to respect all humans and they all are the same???
Well, it’s becasue all those filthy criminals and their families run thru there like it was Grand Central Station and they bring their filthy habits with them. Crime is a lifestyle.
Didn’t you realize, that the insects are the only creatures on earth surviving and desaster I send to you?
We are His most perfect creation
And NO, IT IS NOT OK TO THINK THESE THINGS AND ALSO IT IS NOT OK TO WRITE THIS!
So it’s acceptable to think that Britney Spears is a harlot and slut, but it’s unChristian to write or say it?
I teached you all to respect each other as you are. Whatever is your fail I forgive.
BUT didn’t you learn that I will never accept or forgive the worst sins, which seems to be done by you only???
I am sure with your profanity, intolerance, bigroty and inhumanity you’ll never reach my realm
You wonder about my weird english? Well who said I am an english speaking god?
Maybe I am german, maybe I am japanese, who knows…
God 666
searcher said
at least i know my religions .. i wont bow to buhdda…he want a belly rub or pet his head… i know my history…so far most shit came from a bunch of religious fanatics…
look up fanatic…1 who goes way way beond what a real religious person would do.
so far u make up stuff..thats basically LIE !! thats a no no in the bible
so far u dont know facts of history no names places nothing…
what do you know ?? got a tape on with the repeating voice”breath in, breath out” so u wont forget that ?
then your e telling robyablind that HE’s ignorant…what a joke…
wanna see a abomenation…go look at june or any morror…be fast it will prob break
why do religious ppl think that THEY r the answer ??? look in history, nobody made a bigger mess then most religions…that nice buhdda aside with the Dalai Lama. ALL others keep the mind small and the hearts closed. try to use a single braincell and i think u be smarter then now.
Arn said
Jodie, does that mean it’s you doing the moderating today?
Well all I can say to that is: Fried green tomatoes for everyone
Damian said
all right,
i can see what’s going on here. because your precious church is losing its grip on society, you guys are playing terrorist and al-Quida copycats. pathetic.
don’t you see it? jesus might have been a great man in his time, but how difficult is that when everybody is smashing other men’s faces in for fun? Really guys, pull your act together and go wank in the confession boot cuz that would be even more usefull than the stuff you’re doing right now. say three hail maries whilst you come on her tits and flip your fingers to the sky. why? cuz nothing will fucking happen. It doesn’t matter if ye talk to this ‘God’ figure politely, of if ye flip him. He doesn’t excist, therefore, he can’t hurt nor help ye.
Arn said
Damian, I agree that these folks are nuts, but really, did you go to school? You seem to be quite uneducated. If you want to be read and understood, then you should learn how to write.
Warrior Jodie said
Arn darlin THANK YOU for defending my HONOR. You always did know how to treat a lady and I would LOVE to come up make fried green tomatos ANY TIME. I ain’t paying NO MIND to that DAMIAN because he isn’t worth licking a dogs ass much less my shoes. Trash like that got NO PLACE around here. We pay extra special attention to keeping a CHRISTIAN atmosphere for the WHOLE family and THATS why we been voted one of the top 10000 CHRISTIAN sites on the interweb!
YetiFicker said
Only thing you will see from christianity is the fist of christ in your dumb cash wanted ass
June Gordon said
Notice to all you uppity Negroes on here — just cause Obama got the frickin nomination done mean you all is getting any more respect from REAL Americans!
Real American is voting REPUBLICAN!!! Always have. Always will.
So shut your dang fried-chicken-holes and stop acting like Real Americans want to here you’re crud!
Warrior Jodie said
YOU got that RIGHT JUNE GORDON! Its the REPUBLICAN way or the highway and if some body dont like that they can kiss our lily white asses. This here is JESUS country and you better believe it!
robyablind said
Everybody is laughing at me..oh ok, should i run off and cry in the corner… im still here!!
As it appears in black and white that ppl are not laughing at me, they are supporting me, well actually they are supporting what they believe to be right…
lets try again shall we, and see if this time you can actually reply with some truth and intellect. Just to let you know again, im not black (not that it really matters you racist) im not gay (you homophobe) im not communist or a buddhist ow yer, satan hasnt taken a hot steamy shit on me yet..!!! your move, make it a good 1 as i do like a good laugh x x x x x x x x
Nephilim said
warrior jodie, honour is spelt with a u in it, please stop bastardising the English language with you pig ignorant, inbred, thick as pig shit american ways. thanks
June, sorry to break it to you but real americans are the indians the white population displaced duing the occupation and colonisation of the north american continent, therefore by your own words you (being a “real” american) are an indian, the question is are you navajo, sioux? and that being said why do you parade as a middle aged white woman?
warrior jodie, you say that “this here is jesus country” do you mean that your country is full of black jews (please note I have nothing against any race religeon or creed, I treat everyone as human)? if so you must be in the minority. that being said those with the least to say often shout the loudest….
and I also note no one has dared to argue against my previous post. maybe I used too many long words…. I will speak to a mae over in the states so he can translate it into inbred redneck for you all.
searcher said
Warrior Jodie Says:
June 10, 2008 at 8:33 pm
YOU got that RIGHT JUNE GORDON! Its the REPUBLICAN way or the highway and if some body dont like that they can kiss our lily white asses. This here is JESUS country and you better believe it!
dont the jews hold that copywright ?
Warrior Jodie said
Newphlem and Searcher when ANY BODY around here wants your blame opinion we will ask for it. So far the ONLY thing I see is you being mocked and ridicule by REAL CHRISTIANS because of all the IGNORANT things you say. Its DUMB ASSES like you that is the reason the WHOLE WORLD hates BRITIN and LOVES Americans so much. Its all those STUPID things you say that have rotted your teeth AND your brains!
June Gordon said
I ain’t neither middle age!!!
Nephilim said
Warrior Jodie Says:
June 11, 2008 at 7:18 am
Newphlem and Searcher when ANY BODY around here wants your blame opinion we will ask for it. So far the ONLY thing I see is you being mocked and ridicule by REAL CHRISTIANS because of all the IGNORANT things you say. Its DUMB ASSES like you that is the reason the WHOLE WORLD hates BRITIN and LOVES Americans so much. Its all those STUPID things you say that have rotted your teeth AND your brains!
right then, lets start with the easy stuff then shall we?
it’s Nephilim, not newphlem. the Nephilim were created when Angels broke Dogma and sired with human women, they were understood to have fire in their eys and the countenance of Angels,they were 8-10 feet tall and fierce warriors, who were almost unstoppable. Goliath (amongst others)was understood to be a Nephilim. If you were trying to be clever (please don’t, it really would be too hard for you to manage) and change my name to newphlegm, please remember to try and spell it correctly, I know it’s hard but please try. thanks
I am not citing “my blame opinion” I am stating fact. jesus was a black Jew, he came from Israel, strangely that is nowhere near the US. He was also tried and convicted as a terrorist, something America knows all about, itself being formed on the basis of treason and terrorism, again this is fact. the declaration of independance is a treasonous document.
I cannot see any mocking or ridicule of my comments, from anyone, unless they are hidden on this bulletin board from the general public, and my comments are far from ignorant, they are based on years of study and education, and are based on widely accepted (i.e. global) history, and the writings in the bible, torah, koran, and many other holy texts, all of which I have read – have you? and “real christians” are a rather tolerant bunch, and are open to dicuss in a friendly way their religion and relationship with their god and others, however for a site purporting to be a family friendly, christian site, I have yet to see any following of iovah or the trinity
I might agree with my donkey being dumb, if I had one, but I don’t.
unless you are referring to my backside, which is as you rightly say is dumb, it has no cognative function, my mind is in my head, the american genome must have a unique mutation, which probably explains why americans spend so much time talking out of their arses….
(again please note the correct English spelling)
I think you will find that the whole world does not hate England (Britain (notice the correct spelling again, see its not hard) is an amalgam of 3 countries – England, Scotland and Wales (though some parts of europe may be inclined to snigger about our recent poor performance in the eurovision song contest, and Euro 2008 football tournament). As far as I can tell I have no brain rot (my recent CAT scan came up clear – safe to dive for another 12 months, woo hoo!!)and I have all my own teeth, and I am actually rather clever, and well educated (though modesty is sometimes lacking).
that being said, some of the comments from members of your organisation are (I feel) extremely misguided and border on the puritanical (a movement of extremism last seem in europe during the middle ages – case in point the Spanish Inquisition)some of the posts by your members border on the terroristic rant previously seen by the IRA, Hesbollah, AlQuiada, and Saddam Hussein. having read through some of the articles I feel I must ask when you intend to invade Poland, and will you and your organisation repeat history and fight on 2 fronts? and how many Jews do you intend to slaughter this time?
YetiFicker said
Hope the think you’re consuming is fast and deadly..
searcher said
warrior jodie…..who loves americans ?? i now whole countries who dont…. maybe a premier of certain coutnries stick there head up a usa presidents ass, that dont mean the whole country does.
we love usa ?? the dumbest country there is..a society is measured by the way they treat the weakest of there people… use dont have health plan like most european countries…so thats youre first minus.
u still got the deatch penalty in states…. BIG minus.
youre president cant even use proper english (do we take youre goverment SERIOUS ??)
he said “most imports come from other countries” NO SHIT SHERLOCK !!! and thats youre finest ??
want me to go on??? you all say sh!t this turd that… i dont hear 1 normal sentence from u lot.
we see americans as a small dumbass kid with way way way to much overweight who happends to have a BIG gun……does that make u cool ??? or just frightning
well in my case i dont like u USA… prob there are some nice onces…but generaly speaking… dumb …fat…redneck…retards…are the words i would use talking about americans.
happy 4th juli
peacemuchloveandrespect said
I have a question for you Warrior Jodie….can you define “REAL CHRISTIANS” for me?…..You think you can condemn people to hell for not living by the rules of the fairytale that is the bible?….Also what’s with all that gay bashing? Why do christians dislike gay people?….If they want to be gay let them. Also abortion? why not? If there was a way to know if an unborne child was a homosexual would that be a reason to abort a pregnancy?……and do you think that if there had never been a Jezus with his ten commandments and all, that nobody would have thought killing, lieing and stealing was wrong? CMON!
And now your American pride…..America, and i’m talking about the government and everyone that supports it, hides behind their big guns, talking about freeing countries like Irak and Afghanistan. Is this still ongoing “war on terror’ a way to free these countries? bombing them back to the stoneage?…..do you think the people now living in these countries like their current situation? You are just as much terrorists as you say “terrorists” are.
Now back to christianity. can you explain why you are a christian? is it because you believe in a god? Because if that where it, christianity would be awesome… But condemning people who are not christians Why would you? If you are a christian kuddos, but don’t think you are better then other people. Talking like, god is the explanation for everything you don’t understand.
Now the rotting brains and teeth?….what’s with that? And calling other people ignorant, when god is probably your explanation for everything.
believe what you want, but P!ss of with telling other people what they should think and do….keep your faith to your self!
Warrior Jodie said
NEPHLIM I aint gone lie I didnt read ONE DAMN WORD of that crap you wrote becuase it is just pure BS and you know it. You aint right in the head OBVIOUSLY because you still hollering about whatever when NO BODY HERE cares. GOD is here and he dont give a rats A$$ about your follishness. NEITHER DO WE.
STEPHEN You “now” whole countries???? LOL! Where did you NOT learn to spell? It is KNOW FYI. In cased you didnt get the message before I will say it again so it might sink in that tiny brain you got:
EVER BODY loves AMERICA because we have THE WORLDS BEST PRESISDENT and WE ARE A CHRISTIAN nation. You a liar if you think other wise. When JOHN MCAIN is president he is going to bomb bomb bomb your asses to smitherines because he is a war hero and HEROS aint pu$$yS when it comes to war!
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Warrior Jodie said
peacemuchloveandrespect Says: A WHOLE LOT OF CRAP.
A REAL CHRISTIAN is a REPUBLICAN that protects the sanctification of marriage from homos destroying it and knows that the axes of EVIL are in Iran and Iraq and all them sand N!GGERS who want to kill us dead because they are JEALOUS. REAL CHRISTIANS aint afraid to call a piece of foreign SH!T a PIECE OF SH!T. Thats the blame truth! REAL CHRISTIANS know all about the bible and aint afraid to tell it to the WHOLE WORLD. We KNOW God wants ever country to be CHRISTIAN and give us there oil so we will make it CHRISTIAN or bomb the living SH!T out of it!
REAL CHRISTIANS are gun toting flag waving REPUBLICANS. Thats the blame truth!
Nephilim said
um warrior jodie, please practice what you preach. you slate stephen for his bad spelling yet yours is worse in that post.
may I respectfully suggest you stop and read what you type before hitting the submit comment button?
ah dear there is nothing like a bit of religious zealotry to stir the cockles of reasoned debate is there?
Spanky said
I lol’d. Hard.
June Gordon said
I just LOVE how all these durn America Haters is using the AMERICAN internets to type on and stuff.
Nephilim said
er the internet in its current form was created by an englishman called Tim Berners-Lee
and I don’t hate americans, i just have a problem with bigoted zealots
Jansen said
What a stupid nonsaying site!
There is no God!..only science!!!!
Jansen said
Warrior Jodie! (make it CHRISTIAN or bomb the living SH!T out of it!)
Then stand up and fight, instead of hiding behind ur freakin bible!
Have You ever been to war!?? Fighting for freedom!? Seen what life really is like!? I DONT THINK SO!
In war there is nothing but hell!! So stfu!
God 666 said
Hmmmmmmmmm,
this is realy funny.
You are talking about the AMERICAN internet…
Well I guess for you france is in Asia. Guess this is the school standard in the US.
Met a lot of peeps from over there and most of them were really nice people, but you peeps here are showing the worst of the US.
People see other people different, right, but you don’t see them as people.
What is really an eye picker is, that you are not able to answer in one of these posts to the facts brought up.
Either you know they are right and there is nothing you can discuss away, facts are facts or you are so narrow minded, that you simply don’t see them.
Also, if I check your board rules I clearly see you are breaking them not only in your answers, but also in the news you are posting on this site.
It does not matter if you are american or not, but the fact, you are only taking the small pieces usefull for you and ignore everything else without even thinking about it, shows clearly where you are coming from.
It is sad to see, how ignorant you are and direspecting all other thinking people.
You are insulting everybody announcing different thoughts than yours and wont repsect anything else.
This is what is called IGNORANCE. Who ever says he is respecting your “kind of religion”, but makes clear he cannot believe in the ways you do and sees the world with different eyes, get’s all the worst you can offer.
This is nothing about christian, it could also be called fashism, there is no difference between your posts and opinions and what was announced about ~70 years ago.
God 666
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robyablind said
Im still waiting for your reply… as you can see i let a few ppl know already about this site and they are here to STAY..
Now you have choices.!!
If you continue your lil hate campaign then you leave me no choice but to turn the heat up. this is just a handful of ppl, how would you like a 100 or a 1,000 or even more ppl turning up and posting here?
remember this is just the tip of the iceberg!!!
MODERATER NOTE: Darlin in case you aint noticed yet NO BODY GIVES A SH!T what you or your stupid friends says. We only listen to what GOD wants us to here. Just sos you know we got a WHOLE lot of good CHRISTIAN REPUBLCIAN friends that drops by who LOVE witnessing to sorry heathens like you. All you got to do is look at the visitor numbers and sees we have had over 40300 people so far. A few more is welcome! The more the merrier darlin
ps…if they are young enough and can still get the “tip of their iceberg up” JUNE GORDON will make them feel REAL welcome IYKWIM
Astillavista BABY!
jj jiZZum said
In your article regarding a commemoration of Joe Orton you state nothing memorable has happened in a public bog/toilet…….wrong …..I had the best, dirtiest unholy shag in a public convenience in Liverpool……ahhh her name was Kerry, i can see her now kneeling in a discarded kebab just to receive my blessings. following this i had the greatest dump i have ever had, so you are in fact wrong on 2 counts and i feel a plaque in honour of the large scale dump alone is worthy of consideration. it was the dump of the devil, well it stank evil anyway.
3 eyed frogs, surely a good thing. When that biblical rain of frogs occurs for a second time a third eye would be very useful in spotting oncoming traffic. A twin axle truck is a different proposition to a single horse powered chariot. I actually believe God would be greatful to these scientist for giving his creatures the necessary appendages to cope with modern day traffic conditions.
Further to the above can i request of Warrior Jody that you please don’t write the English language in the same shit brained way you speak….WTF is “ever body” “ever country…are you Forrest Gump? or just misfiring that single neuron?
Oo and by the way it is Axis of Evil not axes of evil. one is a mathematical term borrowed from geometry specifically, the other is an implement for felling trees….unless of course you were in fact referring to more than one axis of evil, in which case you indeed could use “axes” which is of course the plural of axis….I realise that this latter explanation is very unlikely due to mathematics being based upon logical reasoning and abstraction and secondly as it origins reside within ancient
Egyptian, Mesopotamian, Indian, Chinese and Greek cultures, which as you so rightly stated is full of….mmmm….how did you put it?…..o thats right….”sand niggers”. There is just no way that these non-white, non-christian, (and in the case of Greece) anal sex loving non-americans, could ever develop a concept that is able to draw such necessary conclusions……….
Your statement that every body loves America, simply not true, I’m Irish and I despise your country, the counter culture that your actions encourage and the shite cars you export……My god have you seen the new Lexus….uggh makes me shiver……Its a shame really as has been said above, many Americans are wonderful people and then we get you and your ilke….(and yes ilke is a word, not a mispelling of like). You empitamise all that is wrong and infact unholy about this world and you give similar minded people, full of hatred, elsewhere in the world a reason to resort to violence.
In your wonderful missive extolling the virtues of the encumbant republican idiot McCain, you speak of heros. I would just like to point out that the plural of hero is infact heroes. Heros is either a member of an ancient Greek cult, a Thracian Horseman or a genus of fish. Warrior Jodie, don’t you ever wonder what happened to McCain during his 5 years of captivity in Vietnam…..what happens to men in captivity….buggery….how does it feel to know your hero was a practising homosexual…. further, ever heard of the “Keating Five scandal”…..guess your hero isn’t as Christian and upstanding as you profess, what with being into sodomy and fraud.
MODERATER NOTE: This is the longest piece of CRAP I ever seen. Honest injun I aint read one word of it to KNOW it is STUPID as hell.
robyablind said
im still here and they are listening! and replying!!! i see why june “GORGON” is so angry.. how can you be so damn ugly with just 1 face… nice pics btw, you all look a lil similar, i wonder what that is?
June Gordon said
How sad that Lucifer has gotten your to make personal comments about the Lord’s flock!
I will have you know THAT I GET ALL THE DICK I CAN HANDLE — AND THEM SUM!!!! lol — so apparently I ain’t so “damn ugly” to the fellows.
So shut your dirty trap cause you breathe smells like cocker spaniel cum darlin!!!! LOL
robyablind said
laughing at your own jokes ms.gorgon!! i guess you have to cuz no 1 else is :S
seems like you suffer from typo tourettes, you gonna say something worth saying or will it be another lame attempt…
im waiting….
June Gordon said
I’ve got news 4 you tramp — Since I’m a REAL CHRISTIAN every dang thing I write is INSPIRE by the Holy Spirit.
So if you wanna mock the Holy Spirit — have at it!!!!!
He’ll just rip your nasty head off your worhtless neck and stuff the stump up the rear and of a black wino!!!!
LOL
robyablind said
laughing again at your own jokes…oh dear….i really thought you was going to give it your best shot too…
wanna try again,
im still waiting…
searcher said
i can see no anwers to any questions asked.
i know you dont have any…but at least try to… i hear the holy spirit is in you june.
djeez what a foultmouther spirit you got…cant be a christian. they dontnamecall…
cause who ever is without sin will cast the first stone…(he meant, no one is without sin)
meaning all people are sinners and you should not pass judgement cause HE will (translation to all misfiring that single neuron… HE = GOD)
so basically…you are all saying youre doing a better job.
thats the way to treat him….
still you all think youre doing gods will??? where is it written to be filled with hate???
gimmy the passage please…reading bible again..must have missed that 1
still anwers please (if u got ANY…man you ppl r dumb
)
here are some theological questions for you, as you obviously know so much about the bible and its teachings:
1 god created heaven and earth, and all the creatures on it – so where did the Dinosaurs come from?
2 Further, god created adam and eve(after casting lillith, adam’s first wife out of eden), who begat cain and abel. after cain slew abel, god cast him to the land of nod, where he met, married and did a whole raft of begatting over nearly 200 years – where the fuck did rachel come from? god did not create her, and adam and eve only had 2 sons
3 in the same bible in the story of jesus the carpenter, he goes from 18 straight to 30 without passing 19-29, WTF is that all about? where did those years go and what did he do?
yes this is a cut and past…this time try to read and anwer…. i wanna know what kinda sh!t they filled youre head with
note to the proud moderator …40300 ppl??? do you even know how many ppl live on this , still green, earth???? where are you with that…Jizz would be shooting more seeds then u got subscribers….and even then…YOURE COUNTING US 2 !!!!!LOLOLOLOL misfiring that single neuron?????? what freaking neuron ??????????
jj jiZZum said
thats strange june, i always understood that a person touched by the holy spirit spoke in tongues, as we can understand your garbage i can only assume that we too are imbued with the holy spirit.
“have at it” wtf have the 3 muskateers left their clouds and joined this conversation…….
and if u get plenty of cock i can only assume your brothers are very desperate
robyablind said
oh cmon june, it dont take that long to take ya dentures and rollers out,,, prolly passed out again with ya bottle of JD ..could be dementia also, i mean you aint no spring chicken are ya sweetheart, maybe ya ugly sisters that keep talkin shit will come to ya aid..
Nephilim said
I thought I would just correct the spelling, and translate what June has said for the rational unbigoted global populace, I have also added notes to some of the comments.
June Gordon Says:
June 11, 2008 at 8:05 pm
How sad that Lucifer has gotten you to make personal comments about the Lord’s flock!
I will have you know THAT I GET ALL THE DICK I CAN HANDLE — AND THEM SOME!!!! lol — so apparently I ain’t so “damn ugly” to the fellows. [note: yes dear but daddy, uncle bert and your nephews don't count]
So shut your dirty trap cause you breath smells like cocker spaniel cum darlin!!!! LOL {NOTE: and you would know how it smells exactly? I was under the impression beastiality was illegal accross the globe. Obviously not in knoxville, the place where your cousin is your daddy, the men are men and the animals are nervous!}
June also writes:
I’ve got news 4 you tramp — Since I’m a REAL CHRISTIAN every dang {damn} thing I write is INSPIRE {D by the Holy Spirit. [Note:which one? Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Southern Comfort? or proper spirit? Johnny Walker? Tullamore dew?]
So if you wanna{want to} mock the Holy Spirit — have at it!!!!!
He’ll just rip your nasty head off your worhtless{ SPELLING: worthless} neck and stuff the stump up the rear and of a black wino!!!! [Note: that's a good trick for a bottle]
LOL
JJ jizzum you are my new hero, stand aside Dara O’Brein make way for JJ!
MODERATOR NOTE: More BLAH BLAH BLAH. Course what more should we expect from a JIZZUM loving ROTTEN TOOTHED, GAME PLAYING foreignor???? LOL! NOT much I assure you!
Arn said
“REAL CHRISTIANS are gun toting flag waving REPUBLICANS. Thats the blame truth!”
Oh my dear dear Jodie, you are soooo right, you just aint Christian unless you’re ready to shoot someone.
Arn said
Sarcasm definately intended.
searcher said
still waiting if you lot got any anwers…i guess youre all 2 chicken to answer..
namecalling is easy…cmon christians….this is a QUESTION..
anwers will be tolerated (IF you got any share please).
copy paste AGAIN…. till i read a anwer…no its not 2 difficult…(copy and paste) but youre anwers are not that understandable…please number youre anwer(s) accordingly
1 god created heaven and earth, and all the creatures on it – so where did the Dinosaurs come from?
2 Further, god created adam and eve(after casting lillith, adam’s first wife out of eden), who begat cain and abel. after cain slew abel, god cast him to the land of nod, where he met, married and did a whole raft of begatting over nearly 200 years – where the fuck did rachel come from? god did not create her, and adam and eve only had 2 sons
3 in the same bible in the story of jesus the carpenter, he goes from 18 straight to 30 without passing 19-29, WTF is that all about? where did those years go and what did he do?
share a bit of that spirit june…….answer these !!
God 666 said
They still go on with all what they can:
NAMECALLING
They are not really christians, as all their comments showed to straight and clear thinking people.
I have no idea what this site is all about, but it has nothing to do with christians. Look at their profiles. I am sorry for all real christians searching the net for help and friends and stopping at this site. I hope most of them leave without investigating more time into this.
Looks like a fun club about who can namecall best and insult other people….
Interesting to see that one of the most important things given by Jesus cannot be found in any of the members posts here: TOLERANCE
People came here to discuss with you and about your thoughts and ideas and again there was mostly one answer only:
NAMECALLING
All this is senseless, as it wont lead to anything.
Btw. did you know that announcing people with fake pictures is against law in some countries, even if the internet site is hosted somewhere else??? As long as the person which is ment lives in the right country this may go a complete different way as you except…
God 666
June Gordon said
“God 666″ = A maggot that squirmed out of Satan’s stool sample.
God 666 said
You just proof me right
rrdavey said
1 god created heaven and earth, and all the creatures on it – so where did the Dinosaurs come from?
Dinosaurs came from God, obviously. Your simple-minded question answers itself.
2 Further, god created adam and eve(after casting lillith, adam’s first wife out of eden), who begat cain and abel. after cain slew abel, god cast him to the land of nod, where he met, married and did a whole raft of begatting over nearly 200 years – where the fuck did rachel come from? god did not create her, and adam and eve only had 2 sons
You have not carefully read your Bible, although you clearly pretend to have. Rachel came from God. See the answer to your first question, dimbulb.
3 in the same bible in the story of jesus the carpenter, he goes from 18 straight to 30 without passing 19-29, WTF is that all about? where did those years go and what did he do?
WTF indeed. Where is it written in the Bible that we need to know about every moment in Jesus’ life? He was born of the Virgin Mary as the Son of God, He lived a great and noble life, He was slain by the Jews and was reborn again. With a little luck, when He comes back, you will know Him better, although you seem touched with the slowness disease. Take a smart pill, won’t you?
Let us pray. Oh Lord, please help Searcher find his path and/or his brain. He is clearly lost in the Devil’s stew of stupidity. Pluck him from the Devil’s clutches before the Devil has his way with him. In your Name we do pray.
Rapture-Ready Davey
Warrior Jodie said
WELCOME back RRDAVEY! Your NO NON SENSE out look on being a good CHRISTIAN is always appreciated.
This SEARCHER fellow is already SATANS BITCH so they no use wasting time praying for him LOL!
searcher said
u all use the bible as the holy and only thruth….so why arent the dinos inthere…and isnt is bit easy to use god as a anwer to all wuestions…why do u have a mind…i guess to use it….and make stuff up as we go along…yes we will make mistakes, i can accept that..so why cant u make any ?? cause then u admit u should goto hell ?? depending on the sin ofcourse…
still even as the atheist i am..i practice more of the good lords will then most….. that 7 things of…only know the dutch word…feed the hungry – burrie the dead – free the prisoned – visit the sick – give a thirsty man a drink -cloth the naked- take stranger in…..i read these things….did them before i read them… and think where do u get youre hate from..what happend??? cause it AINT in the bible.
yes im a atheist …a non believer..although i believe in science….science has proven that no energy goes to waiste, speed with friction gives heat…so we should alter as we die. to what where im not pressuming to have the anwer..when i know ill let u know 2
or r u forgetting all the love peace and happyness in there ??
Don’t do to others what u dont want done to you !!
searcher said
*question
typo
MODERATER NOTE: If you didnt ask so many STUPID questions that wouldnt happen now would it smarty pants?
rrdavey said
Well thank you for the warm greeting, Sister Warrior Jodie. I have been travailing the Internets in an attempt to bring God’s love to other Republican political sites. Although I have been able to share the joys and triumphs of George W. Bush and his infallable administration, I have not been able to bring the True Love of Christ into their hearts. They talk the talk, but they don’t walk the walk, if you know what I mean.
I have missed this site, but as you know when we go “overseas” for missionary work, it is difficult to stay in touch with those back home.
I am truly sorry that dufuses like Searcher are still drawn to this site. The moderator is absolutely correct in that he asks STUPID questions. His last pointless ramble tells me he is deeper in the Devil’s clutches than could possibly be imagined. I will reserve my prayers for those at least with the potential of redeamtion.
I am also surprised that you and Arn appear to be an item. Is his trouser snake truly the Python that you described? Do you have pictures to share? I do love animals!
Rapture-Ready Davey
rrdavey said
Sister Warrior Jodie, have you heard from Brother Yates in recent months? I know he was off doing the missionary thing too, but I miss his intelligence, verve and love of the outback.
Rapture-Ready Davey
Arn said
Davey is back!!! and here I was hoping he’d done gone off and drowned himself somewhere.
Still rupture ready there, Davey?
Arn said
By the way Davey, don’t worry about Brother Yates, he’s still doing the missionary thing, right underneath Brother WhoDat.
robyablind said
Wheres ms gorgon gone to? Also searcher makes valid points, are you going to answer his questions? ( i doubt you could, cuz its the truth!!!!!!)
ow yer im still here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arn said
“searcher makes valid points, are you going to answer his questions? ( i doubt you could, cuz its the truth!!!!!!)”
Actually Robya, Brother Davey did answer Searcher’s questions. His answers were all stupid as usual, but he did answer them. I guess the next step would be to ask for an intelligent answer to them, but first they would have to find an intelligent person to supply the answers and they don’t have an intelligent person here to do that.
searcher said
no need to pay for me…and if youre all playing for my fall..well pray HARDER… yesterday i said if i offended god may he strike me down…. well he did NOT.. actually…things are getting better and better
could this mean he dont like u lot ?? at least he lets me live my puny life, so thanks god for proving my point… he dont give a sh!t bout you lot. still breathing and in good health 
so pray harder….ill let u know if i fall/die 
RMWolf said
My f*cking God!
I’ve found the most ignorant persons ever!
I love you guys man, simple, easy life. No worries, point at foreigner when stuff goed bad and point at your beloved book when things go well! Just a question; is it hard to be a no-brainer??
Thumbs up for Robyablind, Searcher and Yeti! ROFL
Thanks for link guys!
GL&HF!
Nephilim said
Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That’s orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it’s reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the ‘Milky Way’.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It’s a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it’s just three thousand light years wide.
We’re thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go ’round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that’s the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you’re feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space,
‘Cause there’s bugger all down here on Earth.
Arn said
Basically, you’re right Neph, however you did miss a few numbers. The galaxy is a bit smaller than you put on there, just a little over 75 thousand light years in diameter. Nothing moves at the speed of light except light, then there’s tachyons which travel a bit faster than light. The expansion of the universe (and in turn the galaxies) has actually slowed, which should be impossible in a vacuum but it’s slowed anyway. Here’s something I wrote a little over a year ago that will give you some more numbers to play with and explains why the expansion slowed and why it will eventually reverse and start collapsing back in onitself.
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=138399617&blogID=241436615&Mytoken=EC71CB08-625B-478E-971F1D309BBCC41859202494
Arn said
Mod: Sorry about the long link, I’ve tried to embed them but I just can’t seem to get it right.
Searchers boyfiend said
Hey all!
Lovely site you’ve got!
Just a couple of things; I’d love to see you open up to people who don’t believe in God or any other religion. The thing you want is respect for your believes, but respect can only be obtained if you return the favor. Look at it this way; if you explain in proper language and not in those foul words (Cristian right??) someone might actually answer in a more well-behaved manor, thus creating a multi-layered and healthy discussion on which both ends get to do their say! (Think the sentence’s too long for you to comprehend, but try harder!!)
Later, hope things will resolve in a better way.
P.S. If any of you American people need a lesson on how to speak proper American/English let me know, you make me feel ashamed to speak the same language)
Anonymous
(!owned)
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestry K said
oh no
Someone went and quoted Eric Idle………now it is going to hit the fan!!!!!!!
TES
William
Eva said
Hahaha wow… This site has to be one of the most humerous I have had the misfortune to encounter… I was trawling through the internet, looking for more information on the upcoming election, and I found this, thinking it was serious. How mistaken I was! However, it IS an excellent source of amusement… The “moderators” are censoring “unchristian” words, yet I read as they tell people to kiss their asses, and be force fed scalding hot DEMON sperm…
I don’t think I shall ever be bored again… this stuff is GOLD *laughs*
mens silk underwear said
Is actress Jamie Lynn Spears really pregnant at 16? People has confirmed that Britney Spears’ little sister Jamie Lynn Spears is only 16 and in fact already pregnant with her first baby.
Jamie Lynn is already 3 months along and the “lucky” father is her boyfriend Casey Aldridge. OK! magazine is reporting that Jamie Lynn and her mother spoke exclusively to the tabloid about the pregnancy. According to People, the folks over at Nickelodeon confirmed the news today.
Did Jamie Lynn learn nothing from her trainwreck sister about the importance of birth control? What about the fact that she’s a minor and her boyfriend is 18 years old? My oh my, the Spears sisters need some serious guidance!
Dillon said
Hi… I’d like to believe in God. It would be so much easier if he wasn’t being represented by losers like you lot. Really, I’ve never seen such a bunch of clap trap and diarrhea as that presented on this website. If there is no God, then you lot sure are wasting some glorious time typing this bullshit at your keyboards, and if there is I bet he feeds the lot of you fucking hypocrites to dinosaurs (which he created whilst he was working on a decent model for humans… obviously some of you still have tiny little dinosaur brains though)
I’m sure the FUCK word will offend you but it’s really nowhere near as offensive as your hate filled blather.
PS – Pick up Charles Marsh book – Wayward Christian Soldiers and read it. Thank god (pun intended) there is someone decent to represent the Baptist way.
PPS – I had a dream about the upcoming election too. In it Huckster had a heart attack whilst watching some gay porn …and you were there too OP … there was also a goat. We shan’t speak of that part more.
Tj said
Reading from the book of John, chapter 8, verse 7(KJV)….
So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.
So…..who’s first?
~TJ
anon said
i hate you all. die in a fire.
dem apples said
When one of you loses and eye in a car accident, I hope the science fascinated liberals deny you a a new eyeball. Its great to see all you righteous Christians ripping each other apart with petty name calling, really renews my faith in Christianity.
Jarrod said
This is quite possibly the most amusing website i have ever viewed. I would write more but i have to go step on some kittens.
prayer position69 said
seriously, i just now discover this laugh riot an everyone stops posting?
I am piss drunk at this very moment and have done dirty sexual things to puppies and kittens and cant even get a good rebuking at 12:17 on a saturday night!
You dirty christian bastards make me sick!
Anonymous said
And Britney’s slut sister is diiferent from Sarah Palin’s slut daughter how?
Fact: There is no difference. If McCain does, by some some trickery of Lucifer, win this election, I guess the harlot mother and bastard child will be yet another of the many republican burdens placed upon the already overburdened taxpayer.
Gerard Ryan said
I really like the dream vision of Mike Huckabee becoming president post – priceless! The next time you are making up some story about having visions, choose something more nebulous like the ‘tall dark stranger’ or maybe further ito the future – it means you wont look quite such a tulip!
Do you know what really annoys you guys – you are becoming an irrelevance. Nobody wants to engage with your crazy: world 6,000 years old, literal creationist rubbish, but we have given up on trying to persuade you of your folly and just rest confident that the silent majority is moderate and doesnt agree with any of this stuff.
OBAMA all the way! (he’s a christian, but not a wierdo)
Uncle Fister said
June Gordon let me fist her
witchboy@hell.com said
So this is a Christian Republican website eh? This is probably the most backward, hateful site I have seen in a long time.
You are so full of ignorance and bigotry it would be funny if it weren’t so sad.
I’m SURE Jesus would just LOVE idiots like you speaking in his name. You guys are surely good Christians…..lol
You all need to get some psychiatric help and some education.
Lucifer B.L. Zeebub said
Hello.
Here is a message to all who have supported this site. To the carriers of hate and intolerance. I am your Lord and Master Satan. I thank you for your spreading of hate. I applaud your intolerance. I marvel at your lack of compassion, I bow down before your ignorance. I really am from the dark and I know each and every one of you who have contributed to the cause of misery. I will be visiting you all personally in the immediate future. I am going to show you what real intolerance and hatred is like. Graphically. See you all soon my little unknowing minions. L. Z 666
kristy said
thanks that helps alot!
God bless u
kristy said
i <3 this christian websight…i think that its something that i can go on to help me learn about the truth! i am right with what u said…all of it!im a christian…so this means alot to me!
thanks
damodamo! said
its quite funny how you all seem to be hooked on jesus!
I mean,he was noone special…just some average joe who was murdered!
I find the whole religious thingy quite funny!
I think some time in a “hospital” would be best for all off you,who live in this little bubble!
Thanks for reading!
From Australia said
LOL – they’re not going to like that Damodamo! You’ll get them all worked up now!
Eisbär said
If it weren’t for people like you, the world would be a much better place. You make me sick…
Slavic said
Looks like God sure did tell you the correct man to become president. I hope Mike Huckabee has a good four year term. : p
Master Of Puppets said
So much for your climb to “Brownback Mountain”. Seriously, you actually think there are enough of you backwoods, brainwashed, jesus freaks to get someone elected president? Hilarious!
K. said
Im from England and i believe the reason for all this war o terror is down to people wo call themselves christians like on this site. someone said they didn’t like black people not in those words that is there christian belief, sorry but if Jesus was real he was surely BLACK!!! Also there was a documentary on over here i dont know if it wad broadcasted in america but they found a gravestone that said jesus son of mary and joseph with bones inside and it was a JEWISH burial which mean jesus did exsist but he never started a religoin called CHRISTIANITY! also it went on to say that these findings would never be accepted as it would ruin the christian world as it had been proved a big HOAX! in fact the words said where the biggest HOAX in mankind! i believe that everybody needs something to believe in so things can make more sense. But for those who still don’t believe this i watched an american programme about your extrene chistian ways and there leader of this one group was arrested at the end for raping a young boy and taking drugs by the way ive also had an abortion how do you like that and it was hard but the best desision at the time as i was 17 and no boyfriend so it was either bring up a child i cant provide fo or abort it before it knew nothing and i to this day do not regret my descision. i think people will one day all look to charles darwin and realise its the only half decent answer to life we have!!!!!!!!!!!! There are way to many flaws in the bible its simply just a really boring storybook K.
Brother Bob L. Yates, Jr. said
K – the disgusting baby-killer – I would strongly recommend that you stop learning your theology from television sitcoms put on the air by godless liberals (mostly Jews & homosexuals) and pick up a copy of the Holy Bible (1611 KJV, the inerrant and infallible word of God). All answers can be found within the Holy Scriptures as well as condemnation for your hateful murder of your child. Nevertheless, if you repent your sins and beg the forgiveness of the Lord Jesus Christ, he MAY forgive you, despite being a baby-killer and a non-American. Pray poor girl, pray very hard, and you might be able to join we the righteous in Heaven.
In the Blood of the Lamb,
Brother Bob
beth said
mate, you were a bastard about jamie lynn
nay need.
beth said
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Brother Bob L. Yates, Jr. said
Who was beth’s comment directed at and what is she on about? Is she drunk?
Jenn said
this is the most [foul, obscene language removed] website i have ever seen… it would be interesting to know who is actually behind the whole thing, since none of the people who run this site are actual christians. i would guess they are most likely some 40 year old rednecks living in their mothers basements getting high all day because they have nothing better to do with their lives.
Barry Obie said
You do realize that we Liberals are coming after everyone of you backwoods,ignorant,judgmental,lying,hateful,bigoted,bible thumping,Mother [obscenity deleted] don’t you?! President Obama is going to crush like bugs!!!! And Sister Bob L.Yates a special [obscenity deleted] and die goes out to you!!!!
chupa polla said
Queridos y amados hermanos de cristo, en efecto el país ha sufrido de una crisis de salud pero eso no justifica sus comentarios degradantes y estupidos que no tienen una justificación cientifica y un argumento solido y creible.
Todo esto se debe a la falta de información creandoles un estado de ignorancia basado por las creencias religiosa, que no les permiten mirar más allá de su nariz.
Además la epidamia de acuerdo con los resultados de los análisis hechos por la CDC han arrojado que el virus H1N1 se dio en California Estados Unidos, y que pudo propargarse a nuestro país por la llegada de los spring brakers que no hacen nada más que venir a desquitar las frustraciones que ustedes les imponen en nuestro país. Y estos individuos no solamente tienen relaciones entre humanos y como ustedes dicen que los mexicanos tenemos relaciones con la animales también ellos las tienen y al mismo tiempo con las mujeres y hombres.
Y me espido hermanos míos diciendoles vayan y chinguen a su puta madre pinches psudo cristianos hijos de puta.
Atentamente
Su hermano cristo
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Mother Teresa said
So judgemental for a true Christian. The true Christian thing to do would be to pray for people that live a different lifestyle than the one that you live so perfectly. No one is perfect except for GOD almight. Stop casting judgement and simply do the right thing and pray. Such vile use of language on this site. We are all God’s children and some lose our way. Only GOD can pass judgement on us all. Spread love not hate.
French_Socialist_Atheist_Scientist said
Aawww it’s so cute to see bible-thumpers using the internet to bounce stale, medieval “ideas” off each other. It would actually be funny if it weren’t so sad.
But in the interest of openness and free speech and good quality debate, I’ll bite. But please, be consistant in your dogma. You don’t like science and liberals etc. etc.? OK, then stop using antibiotics, vaccines, and other medical advances. Stop using schools, hospitals, and other social advances. Stop using voting booths, courthouses, and other democratic advances. Renounce humanism completely, live off nothing but your faith.When you get ill, go see your pastor, let him “heal” your “soul” to sort out your cancer and diabetes. See where that takes you.
Then you will be more credible. You will be incapable of pissing off the rest of us or having even marginal impact on humanity, but you will have more credibility. Interestingly, you will then lead completely Darwinistic lives, which I think would be hillariously ironic. But you would have more credibility.
Anyway, I’ll stop there, I have to revise for my exams. I’m an undergraduate in Biology, you see. So I’ll go back to learning all about genetic diseases, many of which cause mental retardation and premature death. They tend to be transmitted rapidly in closed, inbred populations. Interesting.
yayy! said
French_Socialist_Atheist_Scientist, you are awesome!
Yeah, stop using the internet you psychopaths! It was made through science!
Woot said
LOL This just proved this [obscenity deleted] is all but a whackjob. [Obscenity deleted] is not the President, [unChristian language deleted] IS. Get it in ur heads. Dont hate Appreciate.
FATHER JUSTICE said
Seeing as how a reasonable debate seems out of the question, I am going to proceed to rip on your pathetic, hypocritical statements and insult you until my fingers bleed.
And I quote: “I just LOVE how all these durn America Haters is using the AMERICAN internets to type on and stuff.”
And I just LOVE how you hate mongering, leather-faced, haggled old [obscenity common to English nancy boys deleted] England hater ‘is using’ the ENGLISH language to type, talk and communicate. And no, [obscenity common to English nancy boys deleted] is not an insult, seeing as how you have previously suggested that you get more [reference to anatomy English nancy boys love to discuss deleted] than…heaven forbid…BRITNEY SPEARS HERSELF!!!!!!!11111one. I hate to think how many STDs you’ve contracted and/or narrowly avoided in your pathetic excuse for a life. Hell, I bet you’ve got the works! Chlamydia, HIV, Crabs…
But no need to worry, I doubt your ancient, dried up ovaries will be conceiving any time soon, seeing as how you spend your [foul talk characteristic of homosexuals deleted] stain of a life sitting home (most likely alone), drunk, on a christian message board. Perhaps you’re trying to drink away the fact that your medieval beliefs are bollocks. Or that even if they’re true, you yourself are destined for hellfire, though for various reasons, I seem to think that the bowels of Satan himself will have one taste of your [graphic description common to English sodomites deleted] being and spit you out.
This took all of five minutes so don’t attempt to mock how I ’spend my time insulting you’ when you’re entire life is a needless, void attempt at fulfilling a 2000 year old LIE, that constantly has to be worked into the new sciences that are discovered. If we were all shared your views, we would be sitting in a dark cave somewhere for our 30 year life span and dying of horrific diseases. What has your precious church done that can even be comparable to the achievements of science? Fed a few thousand? HOW ABOUT INCREASE THE HUMAN LIFE SPAN THREEFOLD, CURE DISEASE, FURTHER OUT UNDERSTANDING OF THE UNIVERSE AND CREATE MODERN LIFESTYLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! By keeping these views, you are not just annoying us with sense, you are slowing the progress of the whole human race. You prat.
I am the alpha. The omega. The last hope of the universe. I am the retribution. The utmost, nonpareil preceptor. The black, Jew, homosexual priest from Zimbabwe. I AM…FATHER JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: How old are you, 70? Stop saying LOL.
Poopoomcgoo said
“Devil-speak is not allowed on this board. If you’re too stupid or too full of Satan to write in English, don’t visit this board again.”
So I assume Jesus was either stupid or full of Satan?
Somehow I don’t think any of you know a word of Aramaic…
FATHER JUSTICE said
What are you talking about?
I is from Zimbabwe mayte ;D
I AM FATHER JUSTICE!
FATHER JUSTICE RETURNS! said
Just so you know, I’m actually an american female with the ability to spot hypocrisy.
“FATHER JUSTICE” is a reference to a popular show.
Oh dear, you appear to have failed.
Also, I would like to know how the ’s word’ has anything to do with british nancy boys.
blueollie said
That photo is of a toad rather than of a frog, no?
Arceus said
Oh heaven forbid someone missing an eye should be given a second chance… Oh no wait, God ‘took that eye’ and so only he may give it back right?
Why is it that if someone does something relatively mondane, such as pass an exam or learn to drive, God is responsible, and must be praised, yet when something truly amazing is achieved, such as producing working eyeballs, it is a mockery of god, and the people must be punished? Why would this god of yours help people with their everyday tasks and just leave scientists helping to further mankind alone?
Who knows, maybe your god is working through these scientists (yes they are scientists) to help others.
Reading some of your comments, it looks as though, if your religion is true and to be followed through to the letter, Jesus is pretty annoyed with you guys. Discrimination, hate speech, racism…
NZChristian said
EMO BANDS WILL MAKE YOUR SONS QUEER GAY HOMOSEXUAL SODOMITE HAIRDRESSING FAIRIES
I am a Christian from New Zealand, and have just read the above article hosted on your website. Your website is an embarrassment to any Christian, and a dermatological eruption on the face of a thinking humanity. Frankly, your political and social views show the rest of us (the global community) just how inbred and ignorant most Americans have become.
Tiffany Wellsley said
Nosey Christian,
You wrote “dermatological eruption on the face of a thinking humanity.” That is quite frankly the silliest, most ridiculous and most ostentatious analogy I have ever seen. Your writing is mired in terminal mediocrity. Please accept that and stop trying to prove otherwise by engaging in ridiculous stretches. Anyone who has to reach for “dermatological eruption on the face of a thinking humanity” is someone extraordinarily insecure about his communication skills.
Tiffany
Anonymouslulzman said
lol, retard go fuck your cousin
These “scientists” proclaim with glee that they believe that they can one day grow human eyeballs. (As if that would be a good thing!)
well i don’t know maybe some of your hick soldiers can get a transplant after getting shot by a sandnigger in the head! hahahaha you stupid Americans crack me up. now stop staring at the strange glowing thing infront of you called a “moniter” and go [obscenity typical of foreign trash deleted] your brother
brett said
This is the funnest website I have ever seen LOL and all that. !!!!
Gareth Sheffield said
This website just proves that inbreeding still happens in the state’s the dribble that is posted on here is not even worthy of been written on toilet paper to be used to wipe my ass with. I’m a christian and a retired soldier of the canadian armed forces have served in several conflict areas and am a stuanch conservative.You clearly have forgotten what Christ came to teach, your church is a farce and a haven for hate mongerers. You have forgotten your ten commandments one of them being “Love thy neighbours as you love yourself”. Don’t forget he will judge you as you have judged others, so with that been said I really feel sorry for you. May God open your eyes and let you see the error of your ways.
Tiffany Wellsley said
Gareth,
Many morons visit this site. That is depressing because it tends to add credence to the outrageous liberal stereotype of Christians as being dumb hicks. You drop the stereotype to a new low. I can’t remember seeing more idiotic drivel. You claim to be a Christian knowledgeable of the Bible, yet you do not even know the 10 Commandments. God communicated the 10 Commandments to Moses, several thousand years before Jesus was born. “Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself” was introduced by Jesus, you jackass, long after God gave us the 10 Commandments (see Matthew 22:39). Even a child in her first year of Sunday school knows this principle wasn’t part of the 10 Commandments.
Of course, it’s hardly surprising that you don’t know the Bible since you are obviously completely illiterate. You did not write a single accurate sentence in your post. Every statement that purports to be a sentence is incomprehensible. If you’re borderline retarded, your ignorance and illiteracy is understandable. But if there is nothing wrong with you mentally, shame on you for remaining so uneducated and stupid, especially if you’re actually of adult age.
Tiffany
P.S. I just noticed that you’re Canadian. That explains everything.