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April 1, 2008 at 9:58 am
STFU and SYUT
Moderater note: Careful what you wish for hon if JUNE GORDON is hyped up on her junk she’ll do it! THAT is a FACT.
April 1, 2008 at 10:14 am
i think this whole website is a joke. None of the people commenting on here really exist.
April 1, 2008 at 10:28 am
TAFFY I done paid YOU $250 for MY HALF of that blame web site and you AINT getting another dime outta me. Georges RETARD daughter caught peunominia and it just cost me an extra $500 this month! If she dont die soon or every body dont stop nickel diming me to death I am slap GOIN OFF on some bodys A$$. CAPRIS?
April 1, 2008 at 10:28 am
Dearest Josh:
I don’t exist? Hmmm, then who is that looking at me in the mirror?
Anywho, a paid membership is a great idea! I’ll have to get a couple for the men of my All Male Bible Reading group.
Praise Jesus for whom America wouldn’t survive without!
YIC
-bb
Moderater note: WELCOME BACK BROTHER BEAR!
April 1, 2008 at 10:30 am
JOSH
For ever thing you say I
Understand be
Casuse you are crazy and need a
Kick in
Your ass.
Other than that you are just
Useless to me and ever body else.
April 1, 2008 at 10:40 am
poor april fools attempt, next time, use real emails for the sign up address and no ytmnd pages.
3/10
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April 1, 2008 at 10:52 am
tee hee cmqurk clicked teh send
/b/ tard were gonna join
>lulz how old ur 10?
April 1, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Oh, I’m not sure that I like this idea. It seems like any cretin with enough money could become a moderator! I can’t imagine what kind of trash we’re going to get.
April 1, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Mrs. Gaines-Crockett, I just left you a message in the Members Only forum (Yay! I remembered how to get in!). I really urge you to reconsider this idea. These “Anonymous” kids could all pool their money from their paper routes, borrow some money from their parents or whomever, and get a Gold Membership (might I suggest, if you do go forward with this plan to call it a God Membership?) and completely Linus this place.
April 1, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Gee, this sounds like a fantastic idea. Heavens knows that LIEberal DEMONcrats are all on wellfare and food stamps so they could never afford to get a gold membership.
PTL!!
April 1, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Hmmmm?? Something funny happened, the computer went wack-a-doodle, the usual photo of myself giving the blessing at the Annual Republican Baptist Prayer Barbeque and Cage Match Wrestling Event is gone and something else is there, not sure what it is or says, so I guess it doesn’t matter much. Heavens, computers are hormonal, silly, and basically pointless, kinda like females. LOL!!!!
April 1, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Dear Brother Bear, WhoDat and Mabel,
Your continued support means so much more than you will ever know. However, we should not worry ourselves about the wrong sort ever achieving anything higher than a RFG membership. Remember dears, we will run security background checks and DNA typing as part of the application fee.
Nothing but the best for my Saints, Praise!
Jodie,
Check your PM inbox before you go spouting off nonsense.
April 1, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Well if I am going to pay that much there had better be daily midget porn!
And my guess is, There isn’t going to be any.
So
Yours in Nokia’s name
William
April 1, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Dear William,
I have no doubt in my mind that Sister Warrior Jodie would work out a “payment” plan with you if money is an issue. She just buried what I believe to be her 5th husband and inherited a small fortune.
We look after our own around here.
April 1, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett,
Thank you for your concern for my financial state, it proves you are as kind as you are sexy (totally Christian of course). Offering up Jodie like that….tugged right at my heart strings.
Amount of money isn’t the problem….
Being Scottish-American I have a genetic disposition to get the most “Bang” for the buck…..
and with this “new site” I see a lot of bucks….But no “Bang”..get the picture….of course you do.
Now if you could promise live streams and nightly cams of Warrior Jodie in all of her “glory” (nun habits a major + in my book )especially a lot of WJ on G action… I would be willing to buy a double Republican Faith Gold membership.
your’s in Lee Enfield’s name
William
April 2, 2008 at 5:51 pm
I am looking forward to moderating this site.
April 2, 2008 at 10:23 pm
I bet you do, H8creator. I wouldn’t get too excited just yet, dear, the DNA tests have yet to be returned from the lab. Don’t call me, I’ll call you.
April 2, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Well Crockett
Are you going to offer up Warrior Jodie in a Nun’s habit doin’ her thang?!? by bank account awaits…….
In Sam Colt’s name
William
April 3, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Dearest Mrs Gaines-Crockett,
Well OBVIOUSLY I will be getting a Gold membership, and one for the wife as well, even though I don’t really allow her on the computer, Lord knows what horrors that silly woman would stumble into on the internets. I just have to ask, is the $585.00 a weekly or monthly fee, I need to get the payment schedule set up with our jewish banker fella? And can we drop it to $575 each since we are paying for two of them, kind of a group discount thing? With the economy so tight these days I reckon it is best to save everywhere you can.
God Bless!
April 3, 2008 at 2:37 pm
WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
Moderator Maude says: Is a Flash Box anything like a Jack-Shack? If so Warrior Jodie is our resident expert and we will verily offer her up as a blood-sacrifice to the nife [sic] wielding appariton, Summer.
April 4, 2008 at 8:38 am
Will you be accepting PayPal? Or are we still boycotting E-Bay for being loaded with Gay Homosexual listings?
YIC
-bb
May 2, 2008 at 11:07 am
Looks like paid memberships has died
June 2, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Some of the gals down at the Long Branch done started a new “Turning Tricks for Jesus” thing to raise money for folks that done have no money to join.
Let that be a durn example to you selfish so and sos that only think bout YOU SELF and never left a finger or anything to help them that is in need!!!!!
June 2, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Do they have a website June, I would be very interested in Donating to their cause to help people get memberships so I can enlighten them
TES
William
June 3, 2008 at 6:22 am
You’re all a bunch of stupid, God Bothering muppets, with nothing
better to do than masturbate over your whithered Bibles
Thanks for the laugh
June 3, 2008 at 10:29 am
MICHAEL You can kiss my lily white ass if you dont like it here. This is a place for CHRISTIANS and CONSERVATIVES and you aint NEITHER.
June 3, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Michael trust me if Jodie offered for you to kiss her “lily white ass” do it. She has an ass to die for….in other words you would want to bite that, develop lockjaw, and be dragged to death!!!!!!!
besides I haven’t masturbated over a bible in a while…..I am a deist remember?!?!?!?
TES
William
June 12, 2008 at 1:41 am
i see what you are all up to…all republican cristains are infact MONEY HUNGRY WOLVES..
thats the spirit !!!!! djeez what prices….mental if u pay
still want anwers…here r the questions
1 god created heaven and earth, and all the creatures on it - so where did the Dinosaurs come from?
2 Further, god created adam and eve(after casting lillith, adam’s first wife out of eden), who begat cain and abel. after cain slew abel, god cast him to the land of nod, where he met, married and did a whole raft of begatting over nearly 200 years - where the fuck did rachel come from? god did not create her, and adam and eve only had 2 sons
3 in the same bible in the story of jesus the carpenter, he goes from 18 straight to 30 without passing 19-29, WTF is that all about? where did those years go and what did he do?
June 12, 2008 at 2:35 am
blasphemy blasphemy blasphemy.
the membership…. not gold (expencive….lol who wanna pay that? )
but 1 of them is saying this… :
“REPUBLICAN FAITH GENERAL*Advance your chances for ETERNAL SALVATION by seeking certification as a RF RECOGNIZED CHRISTIAN through REPUBLICAN FAITH”
did the maker of the page strike a deal with THE Maker (God) ????
can he show us in writing his signature ??? cause i smell a big fat LIE !!!!
who are you to pretend to give extra chances of eternal salvation ???
blasphemy , that is blasphemy , and beyond blasphemy
June 20, 2008 at 9:33 am
Hey all!
Lovely site you’ve got!
Just a couple of things; I’d love to see you open up to people who don’t believe in God or any other religion. The thing you want is respect for your believes, but respect can only be obtained if you return the favor. Look at it this way; if you explain in proper language and not in those foul words (Cristian right??) someone might actually answer in a more well-behaved manor, thus creating a multi-layered and healthy discussion on which both ends get to do their say! (Think the sentence’s too long for you to comprehend, but try harder!!)
Later, hope things will resolve in a better way.
P.S. If any of you American people need a lesson on how to speak proper American/English let me know, you make me feel ashamed to speak the same language)
Anonymous
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