Prayer Warrior Target: Australia, the Land of Homos
Posted by June Gordon on December 2, 2008
Typical Australian Grandfather doing Australia's "Happy 16th Birthday!" Tradition
I calling on ALL American Christians to form prayer circles for the lost lambs in Australia. According to Pastor they done have hardly no females down their so even normal men resort to sodomy cause men got urges and every thing you all know. Any how Pastor said that Australian fathers on sheep farms is turning to they grandsons to bugger up the butt and ever thing cause them sheep worth too much what with the price of meat any ever thing.
Friends, things so bad down under that the “Sexiest Man Alive” Hugh Jackman takes his MOTHER on vacation with him but shares a bedroom with his male “assistant” (wink wink). Now if the Most Sexy man in the HOLE WORLD got to resort to being a durn homo you know that they a shortage of YKW [meow!!!! 
] down there!!!!!
Turns out the country was started by CONVICTS! I know what you thinking but NO they ain’t colored. All the colored Australians been told to go live “out back.” But cause the country was found by convicts and surfers (that STILL wear them gay queer tiny banana hammock swimsuits even when they ain’t at the durn Olympics!) there just ain’t enough Barbies to put they shrimp in. You can drive for miles and not see no Shelias (that what they call under age prostitutes that hang out in the brothels of Double Bay — done even ask how “Double” Bay got it’s durn name — or what “Darling Point” is refering to!!!).
YES! I know it all to digusting for folks that civilize (AMERICANS!) to think bout but you GOT to say prayers for these disgusting Australianics.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestry K said
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Jesus said
You are wacked. I told those apostles to love their fellow men. These people you call gay are doing exactly what I meant!
A Voice on the Internet said
lol… June Gordon your entire post was facetious.
Why are you right-wing morons so evil? so full of hate? so under-educated?
To kill you we must first kill god!
yours without faith,
The Voice
ps: Australia is actually still filled with a large amount of homophobia outside of dense urban area’s
pps: The Sheep fuckers are traditionally from New Zealand, and even then it’s just a joke at Australia’s Rugby rivals.
ppps: There are heaps of chick’s HERE in Australia, real hotties, I hear that God-Fearing Replublicans are Fat Uggo’s.
ppps: We were convicts from Britain, and you were settlers from Britain, untill you abandoned your god and your crown when you got your independence, what self respecting god would what you fat fuckers now?!
June Gordon, I bet your fat…. you are aren’t you? you can tell the internet, it’s ok!!
BrotherInChrist said
Why do you think they call it “Down Under”? I’d say grandpa was about ready to down under that poor boy! Should we pray they go up on top? You know what tops are….
June, I am afraid they are so far down, they are beyond prayer. Even their turds spin around in the toilet bowl in the wrong direction before going out of sight.
Barefoot Sally said
June, dont pay no mine to those evel peeple. I no that i can’t rite reel good to, but it is yur faythe that counts. Rest yur sole, you be rewarded in heaven when we with Jesus. Those peeple are so meen and sinfull. Dont let it bother yur hiney hole one litle bit. Jesus loves you! And I no jesus loves me to!
demon devils go back to satan yur master. I may not have no shoes, butt one day i will walk with Jesus in golden slipppers! The bible sez that buggury is a bad sin. You all will burn in hell you sheep buggurers.i have spell check on me computter, butt it turns all the words satan red.
Bill Hodge said
Ms Gorden -
I was serching for sites about section 8 to help my uncle who thinks he is a gay and I appreciate your faith in Christ and your directness, but the picture of the naked austrians is inappropriate and could be tempting toward gays who are trying to struggle towards christ.
My uncle was with us at thanksgiving and he was a very well behaived and we had a chance to share the Word with him. If you just are kind to the gays and not so mean like this! All you have to do is keep your gay relatives away from the children during the holidays and look for opportunities to share the Lord with them,
I am telling my Mom about this web site but please take that picture down, it is a bad testimony and I will be back to see before I report you which I don’t want to do
Bill Hodge
Freddie Nickerson said
June I been away cause i got a confession…. i was kinda in love with you and i tried to court you via the internet but you never stopped drinking long enough to care so i had to make a choice and i chose to go further west and basically i found myself a nice young man and we are doing what you have depicted in the above picture and its been the happiest days of my life. he likes my money and i like him.
anyway, thanks for the heads up on australia, i’m gonna have to check it out.. and i think you should confess to everyone what a cold hearted bitch you really are and i think you ought to talk about how there are no good looking women in america either and the few that are, well they just cold hearted bitches.
BrotherInChrist said
Internet voice and how dare you mock Our Savior’s name, have you no compassion nor shame? Not all True Christians are blessed with a high degree of literacy. Not everyone has command of the King’s or in your case, the Queen’s English. As often as not, republican faith and high literacy are mutually exclusive. When judgment day arrives, admission to Heaven will not be based upon spell check or proper punctuation.
Sister June does amazing God’s work and often against great odds. She has her personal demons and still manages to bring light to many news worthy topics for those Christians of the republican persuasion. She was the victim of a recent U.S.E. Have you been involved in an U.S.E. either as a usee or a user? Perhaps if you had ever been dragged from your car and U.S.E.d by 31 demented souls hopped up on Viagra and heavy cocaine nose packing, you might show a little compassion. Or perhaps you wonder how best you might experience this yourselves?
I suggest when you attend your next rugby/football match, when the game has ended and the heathen players are naked, dancing around their Satan fire in an orgy of alcohol consumption, you be dressed in a sheep costume and hurl insults of “sheep don’t run scared from baby dick-ed Aussies”! Let’s hear how loud you can scream after the first twenty two take their turns. Maybe you will scream and pray loudly enough that the Devil Himself will come by for sloppy 42nds.
True, some republicans are shall we say figure challenged, but do not assume that all republican ladies wear tent dresses and have legs like tree stumps with work boots. Have you seen the latest “hottie” of the campaign trail, Sarah Palin. Wherever she went men were so overcome, they were ripping their clothes off. Many women were likewise affected although never before had they experienced such sinful lezbo urges.
I would not be so quick to judge nor cast the first stone. You may become a test for the Lord to make a rock so big He can barely pick it up. But pick it up and toss it upon your heads so you look like a yellow belly black snake that has been run over by a road train.
Yours in Faith, Glory!
sal said
Dear June,
I am sorry to say that this time your report of Australia was not as fact based as it should have been. I am Australian and I can assure you there are more than enough virile Christian men willing enough to keep this little fanny fully satisfied day after day in perfect married bliss.
It may be in fact true that the sexiest man alive prefers to travel with his grandmother. This is a chaperone role entirely, because if you will look a little closer you will see that dear woman is the sexiest grandmother alive, and she needs a big strong boy to slap those sex fiends off her hot body.
It is a true fact that Australia was invaded by the British empire who exported their convict skum here without sufficient woman in a statistical sense. But you will find that there were hardly any at all instances of wrong sex recorded in the early annals of colonial history, and that the fast majority of men were content to do their time in gaol in a celibate freedom, and subsequently the Empire sent out sufficient woman and Irish women who performed their allotted role as the wombs and furnaces of the Nation.
And I think it is a little presumptuous to call the kettle black, because it is well known in Australia that the USA is the home of trailer trash and white and black other trash. I have been to the USA and there are many bits of it to admire, but the great vast tracks of it are godless, ugly, stupid, violent, dull and pathetic. And the radio is poor, and the food is either bland, or disguises itself behind sub-grade cheese.
In faith,
Sal
Tiffany Wellsley said
What is the matter with you people?
Everything June said is objectively verifiable. I checked the internet and here are just a few examples. Sydney, Australia sponsors a Mardi Gras every year. While New Orleans’ Mardi Gras involves a number of homo attendees, the Sydney Mardi Gras is actually for, and caters to, sodomites. More than a half million of them from around the world show up. One of the most popular nancy boy movies, Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, is set in Australia. Apparently, it involves three drag queens who prance all over the country. Those deviants in Australia actually convinced General Zod from Superman II, Agent Smith from The Matrix and Leonard from Memento to play the queens. The country produced Peter Allen, that nellie that Hugh Jackman played in the Boy from Oz on Broadway.
Before you ignorant people defend that country that God put on the wrong side of the world, you might want to investigate your facts.
Tiffany
prophetessdebbie said
Australia is what America would be without Jesus.
Chairleg said
Debbie said:
‘Australia is what America would be without Jesus.’
And America, if controlled by (Christian) Republicans would be exactly how the Taleban would like Afghanistan to be.
Yours in the name of Stretch Armstrong,
Chairleg.
Brother Thomas said
June, all the brothers & sisters in our little prayer ministry are thrilled to know that there are caring Christian brethren all the way over in America who despite their own personal troubles ( God knows you dear Americans have more than your fair share, what with a black Democrat President who is more than likly to turn out to be the Antichrist, God help you!!!) will take the time to pray for our little nation. Yes it appears that despite all our prayers & spiritual warfare God has punished our nation by giving us a “Christian” Socialist for a Prime Minister! He may not be the Antichrist, but no doubt he will be bowing & scraping to your Obama & is even now conspiring with him to set up concentration camps for the Faithful who refuse to worship Obama & take his mark!
So please do pray for us & we will most certainly be praying for you!
PS I hope that you have fully recovered from your horrible experience, no doubt that it was sent by Satan to distroy the good work you do for the Lord!
Blessings from Down under.
BrotherInChrist said
Is Socialism a contagious disease among Prime Ministers of present and former United Kingdom countries? Our Canadian neighbours to the north are about to lose their Godly PM Steven Harper to a coalition of assorted leftist, French and LIEberal parties. Has the world political scene gone mad?
You can see the displeasure of our Lord by the devaluation of the currencies. Although I consider the money of both countries quite attractive and colourful, the Lord has rendered it near worthless. Your poor Aussie dollar is down below 65 cents from a high of almost par and the loonie dollar has come back to 78 cents from a high earlier of $1.07. You know something was wrong when the Canadian dollar was valued higher than Uncle Sam. Sarah Palin brought those loonies down to frozen ground.
I have great love and respect for citizens of both countries as we do share many common cultural heritage, although yours were on the criminal element. You seem like decent people even if you talk funny and use n excessive numbers of the letter U in spelling. Eh!
Brother Thomas said
Dearest BrotherInChrist,
Thank thank you for your insights, Socialism is more than a disease in Britain & its former colonies. Indeed, our Spiritual Leader has decerned from God Himself that Socialism is a curse from God Almighty as a righteous judgement for our turning away from His Word!!! Its all down to You godly Americans Now! If you fall the world is, to use an Americanism, screwed!
Thank God for Sarah Palin! We will be fasting, praying, & waring in the Heavenlies to see her in the White House in four years.
We in Australia just love your American accents! Even tho your english has degenerated from Gods own english(King James) & we can barely understand a word you precious people speak! Indeed, if not for the high volume of godless trash coming from the godless Sodomites in Hollywood we would not have learned to understand you at all!
Bless you my brother!
Kev'n said
Dear old Australia, the home of Ken Ham, Rupert Murdoch and Germs Greer. You yanks and poms are welcome to the three of them. We don’t want any of those buqqers back, you can have them.
BrotherInChrist said
I believe in lying with a boy as one would lie with a woman as long as you repent for your sins.
Bless you Brother Thomas!
[Moderator's note: We have determined this post was left by an impostor. Such dishonesty, typical of non-Christians, will not be tolerated. We would have deleted the post, but BrotherInChrist, with the Lord's assistance, has effectively defended himself.]
BrotherInChrist said
You vile evil impostor. How dare you steal my name and post such filth and attribute it to me. Don’t pretend you have Internet anonymity, ISP addresses are always recorded. The moderator should take steps to send an electrical surge and fry your computer. Besides violating the Laws of God, you have also violated laws of slander, character assassination and identity theft. I warn you that there are at least 38 days remaining with George Bush and Dick Cheney in charge before that Muslim takes power. There is a special naval base in Cuba for traditional punishment before you are banished to hell for eternity. I can have an army of lawyers armed with pit bulls decend upon you antil you beg for Satan to take you now! An impostor slandering a Christian by posting such filth. I have a mind to appeal to Chairleg to personally track you down and teach you what is worse than a potato lodged up your bum.
BrotherInChrist said
Thank you moderator and let the post stand as a warning to any Satanic hackers who slip through the site’s demon filters. They are warned they face serious earthly retribution before their eternal damnation. What is worse than going to Hell? Being water-boarded a few months before being banished to Hell.
Perhaps consider passing on the ISP to Chairleg. He appears to not be a Sodomite, but in consideration of a degree of compassion he has expressed toward June, he could collect this sinner for his master Satan and be performing a service to this community of the Lord. Praise!
The True Christian BrotherInChrist
Brother Thomas said
My dear BrotherInChrist (The true one, not the vile imposter!!!)
I decerned instantly in the spirit that some poor demon possesed Sodomite was using your good name to excuse his filthy depraved lust for boys! No doubt he is a Chatholic priest!
Pray for this sick individual that he will repent of his Chatholic obsession with little boys before he dies & goes to hell where he will be raped for all eternity by rabid baboons!
Blackpete said
I dont know whats worse, pooftas or wankers like Brother Thomas. Anyway the damn country went down hill when they made poofta bashing illegal in the 80’s, yeah good times.
Triforcharity said
BrotherInChrist Says:
December 13, 2008 at 3:59 pm
You vile evil impostor. How dare you steal my name and post such filth and attribute it to me. Don’t pretend you have Internet anonymity, ISP addresses are always recorded. The moderator should take steps to send an electrical surge and fry your computer. Besides violating the Laws of God, you have also violated laws of slander, character assassination and identity theft.
Sir,
While I understand you need for retribution, but didn’t God once say that ” VENGENCE IS MINE” I do believe so.
Secondly, a ficticious name such as brother in christ cannot sue or be caused any harm. Based on the fact that it is a NICKNAME, you have not even a chairleg to stand on. Sorry for you luck.
Triforcharity said
Here is the Florida law on libel, and notice the very last line.
836.02 Must give name of the party written about.–
(1) No person shall print, write, publish, circulate or distribute within this state any newspaper, magazine, periodical, pamphlet, or other publication of any character, either written or printed, wherein the alleged immoral acts of any person are stated or pretended to be stated, or wherein it is intimated that any person has been guilty of any immorality, unless such written or printed publication shall in such article publish ****************************in full the true name of the person intended to be charged with the commission of such acts of immorality. *******************
Most other states have this law also.
Tiffany Wellsley said
TFC,
As usual, you’ve misstated the situation. You have cited chapter 836 of the Florida Sunshine Act, which is a law very unique to Florida. I am unaware of any state with a similar law. You just made up the claim that “most other states” have this law. They do not.
There is a fundamental reason that law does not apply here, even if someone in Florida were to read the website, but I have neither the time nor the energy to explain it to you.
Tiffany
JimiH said
You cannot be sued for slander, character assassination and identity theft of a ficticious internet nickname in any state. Also, you cannot send an “electrical surge” to an IP or ISP address and fry the computer. I suppose you will have to rely on gods wrath to silence the evil imposter BrotherInChrist.
Tiffany Wellsley said
JimiH,
That’s exactly right, JimiH. The Florida Sunshine Act prohibits someone from criticizing a specific person without identifying the person, thereby leading people to infer who s/he might be. But if you aren’t criticizing a particular person whom anyone knows, you can hardly be faulted for not identifying that person, since you don’t know the identity of the person. Defamation law is not a sword that allows the state to crush free speech. It is a shield that enables people to protect their particular reputations from harm. Anonymous posters who use fake names can hardly claim that their reputations have been hurt by anything someone says on an internet forum.
Tiffany
Triforcharity said
Tiffany,
This is EXACTLY what I said! All you did was add a bunch of mumbo-jumbo in the middle to make it sound like your own.
“, BrotherInChrist Says:
December 13, 2008 at 3:59 pm
You vile evil impostor. How dare you steal my name and post such filth and attribute it to me. Don’t pretend you have Internet anonymity, ISP addresses are always recorded. The moderator should take steps to send an electrical surge and fry your computer. Besides violating the Laws of God, you have also violated laws of slander, character assassination and identity theft.”
I mearly pointed out that a ficticious name cannot be caused harm or be slandered. Just as Triforcharity cannot sue Anon, or Chairleg, or anyone else on this board, because Triforcharity is a FAKE name!! Come on now numbskull, please feel free to explain it a different way.
brainspiller83 said
and here people, is evidence of an ill-informed vindictive old woman with her own self denial. Where are the facts she bases her opinion on? This claim that all Australian’s are homosexuals is completely speculative and made-up. Perhaps, June, is ashamed of her own private man on man wet dreams that she has to hide it behind a blanket of homophobic trifle.
Pathetic! said
HA HA HA HA
I have never seen soo much [obscenity deleted] in all my life . . seriousli grow up . . !
im from Australia and i was looking up something completly different when i came across this and it got me thinking how little do other people around the world realli know about our country.
Our female population out numbers male population here so before you go running us down i suggest you get your facts straight! Australia is one if not the nicest weltheyest countries in the world . . Grow up.
blueollie said
29: What is pathetic is your command of the English language. I shouldn’t be surprised as you are probably the descendant of a felon.
I suggest that you take an English class and come back when you’ve learned to write.
June Gordon said
Kiss my ass!
blueollie said
“Kiss my ass!”
Sister June, you really shouldn’t excite them like this.