I Love Me Some Christian Karaoke!
Posted by June Gordon on April 18, 2008
I mean to tell you — there ain’t nothing like knockin back a bucket of long-necks doing some shots of Jack and singing bout How GREAT HE ART!!!!
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April 19, 2008 at 1:58 am
hey that babe on the vid, I would love to go all Karaoke on her to say the least.
April 19, 2008 at 12:16 pm
If you saw me lying cross your comforter you whouldnt be dropping your drawers over every YouTube chick you see.
Thats for durn sure!!!!!
April 19, 2008 at 5:11 pm
LOL June you got me there
April 20, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Mrs. Betty Bowers is my role model. She’s such a classy lady!
April 20, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Betty bowers could rock my world any day she wanted
April 20, 2008 at 11:42 pm
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April 22, 2008 at 12:28 am
Now that I sobered up I realize she is dancing like a dang WHORE in that there video.
No better than a durn nigger.
April 23, 2008 at 4:10 pm
You’re a nigger, Gordon.
April 23, 2008 at 6:40 pm
If you saw me lying cross your comforter you whouldnt be dropping your drawers over every YouTube chick you see.
Thats for durn sure!!!!!
Hell, if I saw you lying cross my comforter I would probably be ruined for life and be afraid to ever look at a woman again. (If you are a woman)
April 23, 2008 at 8:37 pm
The [sad deluded] One: Does your comment to sister June mean that on top of being a junkie with daydreams of grandeur; you’re also a vile homosexual sodomite that hates women? Just askin’…
April 23, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Yates, you are so retarded. Your fancy with homosexuality keeps coming up and I usually find that when someone is harping on the subject or is trying to place the blame on someone else, he is probably involved in the very thing that he’s trying to superimpose on others, or is into something very much worse.
Mod note: This post proves that you’re a gay homo. No one but a tutu wearing sodomite would use the word “fancy” in such a manner.
April 23, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Come on Bobby G. Just take a look at that picture of Yates, if that doesn’t say “Brokeback” all over it I’ll eat my shorts.
April 23, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Ooops, I forgot to use my sockpuppet again, What Arn said,,, ditto.
Mod note: We really don’t want to hear about your sick sexual practices. Keep it to yourself, son.
April 23, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Bobby G - My “fancy with homosexuality” is just recognition of the very simple fact that all you LIEberal god-haters relish in homosexual gay sodomy as means of polluting yourselves in God’s eyes, an act of rebellion against the supremacy of the Lord Jesus Christ. That Arnie is vile sodomite is just a given since he freely admits to being a drug-crazed junkie (drugs and faggotry naturally compliment one another); but I had hoped that you, Bobby, hadn’t sunk this low in your hatred of the Holy Word.
And as for all these references to “Brokeback,” I still have no idea what that is, but I’m sure its some sort of gay homosexual porn used by druggies to get their jollies off. Sickos.
You two sick little puppies REALLY need the Lord, bad…
April 24, 2008 at 9:36 am
I’m like Halle Berry — I’ve got black in me.
Just not right now. LOL
April 24, 2008 at 10:27 am
The One wrote: “Hell, if I saw you lying cross my comforter I would probably be ruined for life and be afraid to ever look at a woman again. (If you are a woman)”
What a horrible thing to say about Sister June. She’s quite attractive for a woman of her years. And how could she not be a woman? Haven’t you seen her picture? We don’t allow drag queens in our congregation; I assure you of that. Besides, if you ever met her in person, you wouldn’t even question her femininity. She has that special smell that only women have.
April 24, 2008 at 10:40 am
“She has that special smell that only women have.”
A little too much cheese on the taco.
April 24, 2008 at 12:23 pm
The One,
You are a nasty, foul man. I, of course, meant that Sister June has that lovely odor of shampoo, makeup, body lotion, hairspray, body spray, mousse and perfume that is 100% LADY.
April 24, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Hey, Arn and One.
I wasn’t defending Yates. I was just pointing out his predisposition to acusing everyone who doesn’t agree with him, as being homosexual. I truly believe that if a person keeps trying to pin a sin on everyone else, he is usually the one who is practicing the sin. Brokeback, maybe, sexually perverted, absolutely.
April 24, 2008 at 2:36 pm
“Hey, Arn and One.”
You don’t have to respond to both of us, in case you haven’t quite caught it yet, Arn and I are one. I like to post as myself (Arn) on the b4b site and as The One on this site, I just don’t always remember to change my name in the name box, like Corker sometimes forgets to change his when he posts as BJ Tabor. But of course, he denies it even though he has done it several times.
April 24, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Nope, sorry, didn’t catch it, but I’ll still probably refer to you as Arn the One. Anyway, good to hear from you again.
April 24, 2008 at 4:12 pm
“You are a nasty, foul man. I, of course, meant that Sister June has that lovely odor of shampoo, makeup, body lotion, hairspray, body spray, mousse and perfume that is 100% LADY.”
Yeah, transvestites, transsexuals and homosexuals have that same smell.
Mod note: Certainly, no one in this congregation would know whether that’s true. Interesting that you claim to know.
April 24, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Me, I smell like gas, oil, wood, dirt and a healthy amount of sweat.
Mod note: More likely: cannabis and putrid body odor
April 24, 2008 at 5:47 pm
As anyones whould be able to tell you, I smell of “Scoundrel” by Joan Collins (available ONLY on eBay) and L’oreal hard-hold spray (because I”M WORTH IT!!!!!!!)
And folks that say I smell of pole juice and beer are just too nasty and hateful to live. And what are thEY doing up and out so late is what I want to know!!! Probably they wive to!!!! LOL
April 25, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Sister June,
You are 1000% classy lady!
April 25, 2008 at 12:59 pm
“Mod note: More likely: cannabis and putrid body odor”
Ooops, sorry, I forgot to mention that one, yes, the smell of cannabis is pretty strong just about everywhere I go, but it helps to mask the smell of gas and oil. However, the only time I ever had putrid body odor was just after a nasty romp with Jodie, she really should keep that thing a little bit cleaner.
April 25, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Is it just me, or has this site grown somewhat teegous? When it comes down to the super-intelligent, manly-man The One in a vapid mental masturbation debate with the Arn, (Note: The bible considers masturbation a SIN punishable by DEATH) and the humorless Bobby G. (Geedoodles, I Crapped Myself) occasionally offering death through written boredom, the question must be asked, is there nothing better out there than Christian Karaoke?
For myself, I am considering moving out West. At least there you can be an animal husband with multiple wives.
In His Name We Do Wonder …
RR Davey
April 26, 2008 at 9:03 am
“The One in a vapid mental masturbation debate with the Arn,”
You must be the only one left stupid enough NOT to know that Arn and The One are the same person.
And the bible says it is better to spill your seed on the ground than in the belly of a whore, so tell me where it says mastubation is punishable by death. Your stupidity should be punishable by death, but unfortunately we must endure your stupidity rather than punish you for it.
April 26, 2008 at 9:49 am
And just so you know, I happen to love masturbation, but I prefer to masturbate using someone else’s hand.
April 26, 2008 at 9:55 am
“(Geedoodles, I Crapped Myself)”
Get yourself some Depends, you seem like the type that craps himself on a regular basis.
April 26, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Dear One-Arn-One,
Do you really need the Internet? Couldn’t you just confine yourself to your woodshed and master debate yourself? You’ve done a fine job of just such an activity here, particularly in the last several posts. I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to find out that you are also Bobby G. (Gosh Darn, he figured me out) pretending to be yet a third person to add “depth” to your otherwise void less character.
Did you know that Sybil never had multiple personalities, but invented many just to have one?
Christ, we Pray Thee, heal the weakest among us.
RR Davey
April 26, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Me and Bobby G the same person? You’re dumber than I thought (and that says a lot) read the posts diphead, he didn’t even know that Arn and I were the same person till a few comments back when I told him he didn’t need to respond to both of us. Bobby is a Christian and I definately am not. I don’t waste my time praying to an imaginary figure that was invented by Man 6000 years ago. God has been around for 6000 years and Man has been here for a couple million years, so who really created who? Never mind, you just keep on praying to your imaginary friend that tells you to hate everyone that is different from you, after all, they all hate you too.
April 26, 2008 at 5:06 pm
One-Arn-One-Bobby G.-Multiple personality posit-person,
Keep going. Soon everyone will figure out that you are RR Davey, as well.
You do need a trip to the woodshed, though. Your anger is boiling over. Grasp a slim but green and nimble branch and do a few quick back swaths. There, doesn’t that feel better?
Lord, please uplift those who choose to Smite themselves.
RR Davey
April 26, 2008 at 6:00 pm
I am The One and I am Arn, (Arn is my real name, by the way) Bobby G is Bobby G (actually, I have no idea who he is, but he’s obviously a more honest person than you are), RR Davey is a fictional character made up by you (would you like me to call you by your real name? Yes, I do know your real name) But at any rate, you have ties with TD and the rest, so why don’t you just ask them and they can tell you that The One and I have the same email and IP address while Bobby’s is different, and even in a different part of the country.
As for spanking myself, I’m sure you enjoy that kind of thing, but I leave my spankings up to the ladies.
April 26, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Just so you know, the only one allowed to give Arn any spankings is me.
April 27, 2008 at 1:34 am
Just sos you all knows I was raped by my THIRD negro this dang weekend!!!!! Just two minutes ago!!!!!!
It just is a waste of time to tell them Mandingos “No!” so I done even bother know more.
Just cause I anser your post on durn Craiglist and give my address done mean I give you the write to cut thru my screen door and take advantage of a pre-lubed woman laying on her Bed Bath and Beyond comforter!!!! Have dome dang class you crazy rapists!!!!!!!!
April 27, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Just checking to see if I’m going to start getting moderated (which, of course means edited too) on this thread too.
April 27, 2008 at 7:32 pm
I guess not, so why have you kept Joanne’s comment in moderation for two days?
(In case you’re wondering, Joanne is FadedRose)
April 27, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Dearest One-Arn-One-Bobby G.-Joanne-FadedRose:
Sybil had 16 fake multiple personalities. Keep at it, my boy, you are getting close.
It is Sunday, so let us pray. Oh, Dear Lord, we cannot fathom the mysteries of your ways, but Sweet Jesus, why did you bring The One among us? Is it to grind our bones to dust while we still struggle on this earth? When will you send him down under to reap the just rewards of his sinful lifestyle? Oh, dear Jesus, we pray!
RR Davey
April 27, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Dumbass, Joanne lives with me, she is not me, but I’m done trying to talk to a moron so you can just talk to yourself from now on, and once again, check her email address, it’s not mine, oh well, once a moron always a moron.
April 27, 2008 at 11:12 pm
LOL,,, you guys just don’t trust me at all do you? putting that one right into moderation, probably put this one there too,,,, What are you afraid of?
April 28, 2008 at 12:45 pm
still got that comment under moderation, exactly how long does it take for you idiots to edit out the truth?
Mod note: The One, there are no comments awaiting moderation. Please put down the hash pipe and pick up the Bible. You’re also well aware that most of the congregation is away at a retreat. I’m only able to post this because Sister Mabel let me use her Blackberry.
April 28, 2008 at 11:17 pm
I’m glad to see that nothing has changed here. I’ve been in need of a laugh.
April 30, 2008 at 7:03 pm
“Mod note: The One, there are no comments awaiting moderation.”
So, in other words, you just deleted it, when I posted it, it appeared with the notation saying “your comment is awaiting moderation” then it disappeared. So if you happen to remember what it said, tell me this, is that what you really want me to do? Deleting this comment or ignoring it will be the same as answering “Yes”
April 30, 2008 at 7:41 pm
“You’re also well aware that most of the congregation is away at a retreat.”
Now how would I be aware of that?
Oh, and don’t you just love the porn site that June is linking her name to?
May 1, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Arn: Mind you’re own beeswax Mister!
AND STOP blaming folks for deleating your dang posts.
You was probly drunk off your durn butt and only THOUGHT you was typing them!
Your such an idiot you make me want to holler something awful some times.
May 1, 2008 at 2:29 pm
You’re the one that gets drunk here June, I haven’t drank alcohol since high school and I don’t post blogs on myspace looking for sex with strangers either.
May 1, 2008 at 2:34 pm
And you said you were 28, if you are going to tell that BIG of a lie, you shouldn’t have a picture of you on the same page, nobody can get to looking like that in only 28 years. (unless of course, you started counting when you were 40)
May 1, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Arn: I am sticking my butt cheeks in your general direction and spreading them cheeks WIDE.
NOW KISS THE ROSE — ONE A-HOLE TO ANOTHER!!!!!!
May 1, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Liar!! if you were spreading those things I’d be able to see them from here. Now go back to your Hardcore Matures and find yet another use for your baseball bat while you watch grandmas f**k.
May 2, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Are their any menfolk in the Knoxville areas that whould like to get together tonite for fellowship? Write to me from my My Space page. Only e-mails with a pic will be responder. No fatties for fellowship — NO EXCEPTIONS!!!!!
Let’s come together in Christ tonight fellows!
May 2, 2008 at 9:12 pm
I lost one hot warrior to this war. I’m looking for another death loving patriot to unfurl his american flag and fill my oval office with american sons of GOD
May 3, 2008 at 4:36 pm
“Let’s come together in Christ tonight fellows!”
Don’t you mean let’s cum together?
May 4, 2008 at 7:32 am
Well June if I was in Knoxville over the weekend I would have made your “Prayers to God” way more meaningful, if you catch my drift.
This Goes out to all where are the new posts…this is the latest and it is 1/2 month old????
Where is the new pay site we were all promised that showed warrior Jodie in all of her Christ Rep. Glory??????
Mindy, You are an issue
Your’s in your name
William
May 4, 2008 at 12:19 pm
William, I think you are just a tad bit confused over what glory means. When you see Jodie in all of her “glory” you’ll understand, sometimes blindness can be a blessing.
May 4, 2008 at 1:58 pm
You hush your dang mouth!
Jodie looks WONDERFUL for a gal her age and weight!
May 4, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Mabel I think you should tell people about what you said earlier.
May 7, 2008 at 1:04 am
Hi guys, I’m back. Just got back from 10 days in Hawaii. I see the disgusting notes didn’t falter while I was gone. Oh Brother Davey, (I’m sure the Anti-Christ), I see that you are continuing along your stupid way trying to confuse the issues as usual. This is stupid. Arn and I are definately different persons, as you obviously cannot figure out. We have different styles of writing as well as different views on the same subjects. One thing we can agree on tho is that you are an idiot. Please don’t move out west as I would hate to see such a beautiful part of this country corrupted by your presence. Follow along, here, I will say it again, Arn and I are not the same person but we have a common goal, and that is to continue to try to bring truth to a site that desparately needs it.
May 7, 2008 at 8:23 am
10 days in Hawaii. How was it? That’s the only state I’ve never been in. When it comes to travelling I like to drive as much as possible so I can see everything along the way, so perhaps if they ever build a bridge I’ll make it there, lol. Also, it’s been built up so much by people that I’m afraid I’ll be disappointed if it turns out not to be as great as people make it out to be. I’m not big on the tourist thing, when I go somewhere I avoid tourist spots (I avoid people, lol) and just like to check out the areas people don’t flock to.
I think the really big difference between us that Davey has failed to pick up on is the fact that you honestly seem to be a Christian while I am not. I know the Bible and base my own moral values on those set down by the teachings in it, but I don’t subscribe to the supernatural aspects of the Bible.
May 7, 2008 at 10:15 am
What has Davey ever picked up on?
May 9, 2008 at 12:03 am
Oh One, I think that you would like Hawaii. I’m not very big on the tourist thing either, but I did enjoy the cruise that my wife and I went on. We were celebrating our anniversary and went on a seven day cruise around the islands. Learned some neat facts about Hawaii, one of which is that on the island of Kauai, there is no electricity, no running water, and the houses sell for a starting price of 300,000 dollars. The most expensive one that I saw was about 4000 square feet, and sold for 7.2 million dollars. Oh, another thing is that the white sand is not what you think it is, but that’s another story .
May 10, 2008 at 10:23 am
Wow what happened? this board has Died off as of late. I realize some of the Members Were pushing 150+ in years, but no posts for almost a month……Who died?
May 10, 2008 at 11:44 am
Who cares? For now we’ll just use their message boards for a chat room,,,
May 10, 2008 at 2:26 pm
I think it’s too bad.. I loved coming on here and reading all the ridiculousness. I’ll just have to stick to http://www.fstdt.com. You guys should go. It’s quality entertainment.
May 10, 2008 at 3:15 pm
I don’t mind using this board for a chat room, but I do like to debate and torment Yates. I kind of miss the irrationality of that man. Maybe they decided to chat elsewhere, cause they couldn’t stand the heat.
May 12, 2008 at 11:35 am
No kidding, I feel like I got cheated on the crazy heated arguments that go on here at this site….boo! Oh well it still makes for a good chat site
Yippee.
May 12, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Ok, so I went to http://www.fstdt.com, and I guess that I didn’t find it very entertaining. Number one, all I saw there was a bunch of people criticizing “fundies”, and since I could probably be considered a “fundie”, it’s not a site for me. It truly isn’t any different than some on this site who are putting atheists and agnostics down just to lift themselves up, but not all “fundies” are that way. There seemed to be too much bashing on that site, with no regard for the beliefs of the fundamental christian outside of the christian religion itself. Maybe it’s just me, but I won’t go to a site where I just get beat up and no one will stand up for me outside of my faith. Where’s the tolerance in that?