Liberals, RINOs, CINOs: You can all Go to Hell
Posted by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett on March 25, 2008
The only thing worse than a Liberal is a RINO, and even worse than a RINO is a CINO. In case you are wondering, a RINO is a Republican In Name Only and a CINO is a Christian In Name Only, and in God’s mighty eyes, they are even more loathsome and despicable than a Liberal.
If someone proclaims to be a Republican-Christian then they had better possess the high moral fortitude that embodies our proud political party. A true Republican-Christian is a patriot, proudly wears an American flag pin, sweater, or hat, and has at least one Support Our Troops bumper sticker on each of their vehicles – which better all be made in the good old USA. The only exception is if you can afford a Lexus or a Mercedes, which were originally American cars whose plans were stolen by foreigners but retain an American spirit.
A true Republican-Christian does not bat an eye when someone asks them why they are a Republican; they will look the asker straight in the eye and tell them, “because I don’t hate America and I don’t believe in anything that undermines this being a Christian Nation, which it is.” In addition, the true Republican-Christian will openly and loudly admit to hating what God commands them to hate; abortion, atheism, homosexuality, promiscuity, and the myth of Global Warming among other things, all of which are the foundation of the Democratic Party and are inherently evil.
A RINO-CINO is someone who claims to espouse the true Republican’s Christian values but accepts one or more of the Liberals wicked-pet projects. They are a blemish on the GOP and an abomination in the eyes of GOD. What makes them even worse than a regular Liberal is that a while a Liberal foolishly embraces wickedness and sin with open arms, a RINO-CINO thinks they can pick and choose which sin to ignore.
Unlike the Liberal who realizes they are going to Hell for their sins (the smart ones anyway), the RINOs and CINOs actually believe that Glory will be theirs. Well, that just is not the way it works. The fact of the matter is that you cannot be God-Damned Liberals and a Christian – it is physically and spiritually impossible; just like you cannot be a homosexual and a Christian or a homosexual and a Republican. Likewise, if you accept or condone any of the sicknesses or diseases spread by the Democratic Party as being OK for a Republican, then you are not only a Hell-bound sinner, you are deluded. God hates stupid sinners even worse than smart ones and so do true Republican-Christians. Defiance is one thing; ignorant bliss in a sea of depravity is another.
Recently there seems to be an alarmingly increasing amount of RINO-CINOs trying to pass themselves off as Republican-Christians. For example there is the Log Cabin RINOs; sodomites who claim to be Republicans. Then we have the “Moderate” RINOs who are the most deluded of them all, and lastly we have the “Independents” or “Grass Roots” RINOs; the ones who claim to be conservatives but do not support the Holy war in Iraq, our great President George W. Bush, and openly question the position and authority of the GOP. They are no better than Hillary Clinton or Barack HUSSEIN Obama. God has already damned them and He will damn you too.
Well, here is a news flash for all of the RINO-CINOs out there; your ignorance, stupidity, and tolerance of sin will land you a hotter spot in Hell than any given Liberal. You are no better than murderers or thieves, and while you might not be a criminal sentenced to jail for your crimes, you should be. Know this, RINO-CINOs, we true Republican-Christians and GOD take comfort in knowing that when you perish you will spend eternity in Hell as Satan’s prisoner. Your flesh will be ripped from your skeletons, your teeth will gnash, and DEMON SNAKES will mercilessly sodomize you with their enormous thorn-like penises for all eternity – and you deserve it.
Repent now, Sinners, and embrace the true Republican-Christian values. Knock it off with your namby-pamby, sissified views of life, hold yourself up to a higher standard, and denounce your stupid tolerant views while you still have a chance for eternal salvation. If you don’t, then just stop calling yourselves Republican-Christians, because you are not. God doesn’t want you, and if He doesn’t want you, then neither does the GOP.
In closing, we have a once in lifetime opportunity to make history in this United States of God. Come November of this the two-thousand and eighth year of the Lord, we will elect a true Republican-Christian President, John McCain, who is just as dedicated to upholding the uber-Conservative values we cherish as does our current Commander in Chief. John McCain has promised that he will appoint conservative judges to the Supreme Court to overturn Roe VS. Wade and end abortion; he will commit to at least 100 more years of war in Iraq (Iran too if needed) and he will keep America the great Christian-English speaking nation that we love.
Do yourself and America a favor and vote for John McCain, true Republican-Christian as your next President. It is what God wants. However, if you are NOT a true Republican-Christian, then vote for Obama or Hillary. We don’t want or need your stinking vote.
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Praise and glory, Mrs Gaines-Crockett! I had my doubts about good ol’ John McCain, but he’s marching firmly beneath the banner of Christ now.
A lot of the credit for this must go to Senator Joseph Lieberman, who is possibly the most self-sacrificing jew I’ve ever met (I’m not including Lord Jesus, since He’s 100% Christian,despite His unfortunate upbringing).
Imagine Senator Lieberman fighting alongside McCain to create the necessary conditions for the Second Coming, even though he knows (I’m sure Pastor John Hagee’s told him) that when Jesus returns to Greater Israel, Lieberman and every other jew who keeps to his jew ways will be thrown into the lake of fire, where they will roast in supreme agony for all eternity!
Warrior Jodie said
That was real nice and all BUT you could have just wrote “IF YOU AINT A BIBLE TOTIN REPUBLICAN YOU AINT WORTH A SH!T!” It would have saved me about 20 minutes reading thru all that and said the SAME blame thing! Just because you got your self a college education dont mean you are ANY smarter than me or JUNE GORDON or ANY BODY else so YOU remember that.
ps I aint forgot all them hurtful things you and that B!TCH CONNIE MACK done said about me either
XXOO
Jo-Jo
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Dearest Mrs TDGC,
What a lovely post! Just fills my heart with JOY how understanding and gracious you are to filthy, atheist, sin bags to warn them of their impending doom at the hands (or claws) of Satan. It is just so loving and Christian (Republican Baptist) of you that it darn near brings me to tears, not totally of course, only those fellas who choose to be gay homosexuals actually cry, real men, like me, don’t cry.
Bless your sweet, kind, understanding heart. You are an example of tolerance and grace to try and save these sundry heathens and Non-Baptists, your kind of Christianity is impressive, the likes of which is rarely seen in the LIEberal, DemoncRAT culture. They would never offer such help/advice to others like you do.
GLORY!!
P.S. Jodie, lamb… you are just as pretty as a flower, but your filthy language leaves something to be desired. Goodness, you have been hanging out with June far too much… bless her dirty little heart.
Josh said
I love Satan.
he is a really nice guy, its just this a**hole who calls himself “god” gives Satan bad press.
ModNote: Watch your filthy mouth you nasty little child! Someone needs to put you over their knee and give you a proper whatfor. Heavens to Betsy! Don’t they teach manners anymore?
Warrior Jodie said
JOSH from SAN ANTONIO I think you got rickets on your brain. Are you REALLY that blame stupid as to say youd take the devil over God? Long time ago I was involved with some DEMON HUNTERS and we saw people like YOU ALL THE TIME. But you got more than demons you got RICKETS eating away inside your head. I feel SORRY for you yes I do.
DEMONS be GONE!
The One said
“We don’t want or need your stinking vote.”
It wouldn’t do you any good to get my vote anyway, this election is going to be a Democratic landslide. And in the end, that wont matter either, because the wheels are already turning toward a one world government (it’s inevitable, anyway, but now it seems it will be here sooner than expected). And you can take my word for it that that government will be neither Democratic or Republican. At the least it will be an Oligarchy, but most likely it will be a Monarchy.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestry K said
Humm I tend to agree with Jodie you could have shortened this whole post down two Jodie’s aforementioned sentence. But I Nevertheless found it funny.
When are we going to get the Ladies of RFC Calendar? If you could I would prefer Jodie to be the month of April that after all is the month of my birthday.
Yours in Browning’s Name
William
Brother Bob L. Yates, Jr. said
You know, I have virtually no faith that Juan McAmnesty (a/k/a John McCain) will live up to proper Christian standards when if he were to win. He love the Mary-worshiping wetbacks, seems to have some issue with properly chastising IslamoFascist terrorists (waterboarding, nail plucking, the Rack, &c.) and has questionable Christian credentials.
However, I think it is all immaterial since I’m firmly convinced that B. HUSSEIN X is the Anti-Christ of Revelations 13 [ http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=334399133&blogID=359780496 ] and therefore destined to win in order to bring about the final tribulations.
I hate RINOs & CINOs as mch as any decent Christian should, but I don’t think McAmnesty is any alternative.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Willam lamb,
As you know, I just hate to nitpick, but it is ‘to’ not ‘two’ regarding Jodies comment. I know you are still in school, and I suspect it must be some sort of ‘public school’ as well, but keep in mind… poor syntax and spelling, speaks volumes.
Bless you!
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestry K said
So sorry forgive me brodat
see unlike you I spent all day working then went to the gym and afterwards spent some time reading Rama 2 which was written by the late Arther C. Clarke. After all of that I took some time to partake in some to the finest export of my ancestral homeland and I messed up, sorry. Actually shouldn’t it have been “too” instead of “to”…..just commenting brodat.
Yours in Cold Steel’s name
William
Mod Maynard note: No.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Oh, and gentle Mrs TDGC… We all know that LIEberals, etc. (basically all non-Baptists and other heathens) are going straight to h*ll in a handbasket, is it necessary to remind the poor damned folks quite so forcefully? I just think that they must know by now that their naughty bits will be toasted on a stick, for snacks, by Satan over the lake of eternal hellfire in the long run. We obviously can’t help them, no matter how hard we try and pray for them, especially that ‘the One’ fella and poor confused Nikita, not to mention all the other hellbound heathens…. so sad.
Bless their godless little hearts, and when we are floating to Heaven on the wings of angels I will take a moment to peer down at them being tossed into H*ll headfirst, and wave, that is the proper Christian (republican Baptist) thing to do.
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The One said
“ModNote: Watch your filthy mouth you nasty little child! Someone needs to put you over their knee and give you a proper whatfor. Heavens to Betsy! Don’t they teach manners anymore?”
Spankings, I just love them. I think I’ll let Jodie spank me as long as she wears that same outfit she’s wearing in the pic on your other post.
Hey William, didn’t you know that sci-fi was evil? Oh well, if you’re going to be evil and read it, then you may as well read it by the best, and Arthur C Clarke is definately one of the best, along with Asimov, Heinlien and Niven.
Connie Mack said
TD, the gals at CWA would love this article. I’ve sent my friend who is an editor at Family Voice a copy in hopes that they will contact you for permission to repost. This deserves national attention.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
William,
Actually, it is ‘to’ not ‘too’ in that case. ‘Too’ is an adverb that generally stands for ‘excessive’ action or ‘as well’.
You need to hit the books kiddo. Lordy, if you don’t know the difference between a preposition and an adverb you are woefully undereducated.
God Bless.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Dear Mrs TDGC,
You have forgotten another dangerous group, the ‘FAUX-Libertarians’ they are scared, chicken sh*t (pardon my language) ” fake republicans” who are ashamed of their party, for some strange reason. So they falsely call themselves ‘libertarians’ so that they can be wishy-washy on every issue, with out actually knowing the terrifying positions of the party… legal drugs, prostitution, killing pre-borns, and worst of all gay homosexual marriage all in the name of ‘privacy’ or some such nonsense… it is depraved. Yet people like that Tucker Carlson, you know the halfwitted, gay fella, with the terrible hairdo, in the bowtie that just got fired from MSNBC, claim to be one of these folks yet don’t seem to actually be familiar with the parties actual positions and Harold Browne. It is just flat out scary.
brotherdavey said
I find the intellectual diversity on this site to be a refreshing change from those other “stuck-up” conservative sites like RedState.org and LittleGreenFootballs.com. Here you can find a 5,000 word treatise on what it takes to be a true Republican Christian by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett and a twelve word summation of said treatise by Warrior Jody that remarkably holds all of the same meaning and invective as the original thoughtful scribe. Two different writing styles, but yet the exact same meaning! Remarkable, I tell you!
I do have one question for Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett, though. How do you call yourself a True Christian with a hyphenated last name? Do you cleave unto your husband wholly, or not? You can’t be a CHINO because a hyphenated last name is not a True Christian name. What does that make you, then? A CWUBN (Christian With Un-Biblical Name)?
I recommend you consider dropping your maiden name to serve God’s higher purpose. As a bonus, doing so will probably save you an hour or so every time you sign checks to pay bills.
In HIS (not her) name, we do pray!
RR Davey
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Dearest Brother Davey,
While I am never one to gossip, and it really isn’t your business, there is a very good reason that gentle Mrs TDGC spells her name the way she does. I hope she doesn’t mind that I share what I have heard with you, mind you this is 2nd or 3rd party information.
I have been told that poor Taffys parents, try as they might to breed sucessfully, failed and ended up with only female children, which is just devestating and probably what eventually killed their father… who, on his deathbed, asked the husbands of his worthless (no offense of course, but they are just gals after all so they don’t have much to offer a family) daughters to allow them to keep part of the name in hopes that a boy child would be born and the family line would not be totally wasted.
brotherdavey said
Brother WhoDat:
It certainly is a sad tale of woe, and was no doubt literally heartbreaking for the deceased father. We can only pray that his soul resides in heaven at the right hand of our Savior. Perhaps also the Lord compensates him from time to time with front-row B-ball tickets with the guys, or some other manly diversion to help take his mind off of all the pantyhose eternally hanging from the shower curtain rod and trashcans full of feminine poosel pads he no doubt had to empty for so many years.
Still as True Christians we must ask, is it Biblical for a woman to maintain her maiden name after marriage? My fear is that upon Taffy’s eventual demise, she may confuse St. Peter with the false name and find herself swimming in pools of hellfire. Imagine leading a True Christian Life and find yourself being rammed by the devil’s forked trouser snake for all eternity over a technicality!
We have prayed for Warrior Jody’s drunken indiscretions, but in a strange way, this could be worse. I am on my knees now praying for Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett, or whoever in hell she really may be!
Sweet Lord, please bring Taffy to your side and stretch her on the rack like sea-side candy until she sees the error of her ways! In HIS name, we do pray.
RR Davey
h8creator said
Mrs. TDGC- Wow. For once I am (almost) at a loss for words. Your posting seems to be a fine example of the blind leading the naked. It figures that someone who shares the same sensibilities as a Nazi would consider a Mercedes Benz as made in the American spirit.
FYI- When you start talking about demon snakes endlessly sodomizing people, it kind of makes you sound like a kook.
Sister Mabel Gargula said
H8creator,
How dare you call a member of our congregation a kook! I’ll have you know that we do not have any Jews in our congregation! As if!
Hipple, Rev. Paul T. said
Goodness! Mrs. T.D.G-C.!!
I’ve been struggling with this issue since my Night Time Vision last night! You are a prayer answered! He works in such Magnificant and Mysterious ways.
That Speechwriter, Economist, Actor Ben Stein feller that God asked me to look into is a dad-burned RINO-CINO!!!!
I’ll update my award winning interblog to attribute your Divine contribution to this stunning revelations of Jesus and His Father!!
I am so fortunate that Jesus guides me through each step I take in this life!
I feel the Tongues urge coming, so I must go…
-RPTH
Award winning interblogger
(too numerous to mention)
Arn said
H8creator,
Actually, she may have a point about the demon snake thing. My demon snake is always getting out and trying to sodomise my neighbor’s wife.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestry K said
That is okay Arn as long as it isn’t your Neighbor. LMAO
My Demon Snake has been known to “possess” a few lasses here and there as well
I consider him a growing lad and he will be prone to that from time to time.
Yours in Seka’s Name
William
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ModNote: I’m not quite sure what you were going for with that comment, but on the off chance it was that you are both stupid and repetitive, you NAILED it. Well done!
anonymouslulz404 said
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=78215974&MyToken=08938da4-3d73-428d-9b53-3d0355d5a8ff
http://blogsnot4brownback.wordpress.com/2008/03/27/a-quick-rundown-on-our-enemies-current-status/#respond
http://blogsnot4brownback.wordpress.com/2008/03/27/hahaha-oh-wow/
Mod Note: By all means go see the “work” of a chan wanna be
A quick rundown on our enemies current status « Blogs NOT 4 Brownback said
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Arn said
“I feel the Tongues urge coming, so I must go…”
The award winning interidiot has trouble controlling his tongue. No biggie, his keyboard fingers are a bit confused too.
Arn said
So anyway, Rippleman, why would God ask you to look into someone? Isn’t he capable of checking these folks out for himself? Do you send him a written report after looking into someone for Him? Are you always an idiot, or just when you try to write?
Your awards have got to be for unsurpassed stupidity in an interblog.
The One said
Oh hell, I forgot to change my name again, I’ll never be as good at sockpuppeting as Corker is, he only occasionally forgets to change his name when posting as someone else, I seem to do it every day.
Your mother said
I am so glad I found this site, you people are the cats meow! Ever so kind and wise.
Praise the Lord!!
Bobby G said
You know, that when I hear that “God” has asked someone to look into someone else, little red liar flags go up. I believe that only God can look upon the heart of an individual and I’m not sure any man can determine a “cino” from a true christian, unless their actions are definately sinful. Then, we who are spiritual, are to restore such a one with a spirit of gentleness, being careful not to be tempted ourselves, Gal.6:1. I don’t think that gives anyone the right to presume or gossip about someone we don’t even know. Mr. Hipple, I will pray that God will restore you and forgive you for your accusations against Ben Stein and any others you have gossiped about.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Dearest ‘your mother’,
Welcome! And thank you for the very nice comments. It means the world to us that we could touch you and inspire you, and that you would take the time to point out how much we helped you find the Lord. That is just wonderful! I have never heard the term ‘cats meow’ before, but I suspect it is along the lines of ‘cats pajamas’ from back in the 20-30’s, how darling! Clearly, you must be an old person, my grandma used that term ‘cats pajamas’ all the time until she passed, and she was in her 90’s as well. Bless your little old heart, learning how to get online, and make new friends. It is nice to see a senior citizen trying to ‘keep up’ with the times and not be afraid of technology, like computers, remote controls, touch dial phones, automatic cars, electricticiy, etc. If it would help you we could use either a ‘bold’ font or perhaps a larger font when we respond to you so that you can more easily read it.
anonymouslulz404 said
http://blogsnot4brownback.wordpress.com/2008/03/27/hahaha-oh-wow/
Your buddy Bob got pwned on his MySpace account.
Mod Note: LOL! You really have no clue do you?
Cooper said
Anon,
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! Please tell me you are f*cking joking! You can’t actually be THAT clueless! Have you ever actually paid any attention to Bob and the other folks?
If not, dude, I soooo totally have a bridge to sell you.
Damn brother, you are really starting to bring ‘clueless moron’ to a whole new level. Nevermind… Carry on, this is getting really f*cking funny.
Mod Note: No dear, he isn’t joking. He really is that clueless. BTW – Thanks, Cooper.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
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http://blogsnot4brownback.wordpress.com/2008/03/27/hahaha-oh-wow/
Your buddy Bob got pwned on his MySpace account.
OH MY LORD!!
This is just horrible!
I can hardly stand it!
Why would these mean people attact poor, innocent Billy Bob? What did he ever do to them? This is just so tragic, and frankly terrifying, I just don’t know how to feel. I am not entirely sure what ‘pwning’ is, but I feel sure that it must be some sort of violent gay homosexual bodily orifice violation (aka. rectal U.S.E.) that is what the ladies in the Prayer Warriors have heard and it sure sounds like one, that or some sort of French word, though that is pretty much the same thing. My heavens, I just feel sick with worry over Billy Bob.
Let us pray!
Dear Lord, please protect our dear friend Billy Bob from this terrible and uncalled for assault. And please help heal the soul of our poor fallen friend 404 so that he/she will not end up burning in h*ll for all eternity. Amen!
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Amen, Brother Whodat! We must rally the troops around and pray fervently that he doesn’t end up being sodomized by mudkips or some Pokieman DEMON in HELL!
Lord,
Be with our “special” friend 404. Protect him as he peddles up and down the internet highway and be sure to keep his safety helmet and kneepads from falling off.
Amen.
Cooper said
Seriously?!?!?
Man, I actually feel really bad about my comments to Anon404. I didn’t realize that Anon404 was actually ’special’, that sucks. I just thought he was a stupid a$$hole and a dumb f*cking moron. My bad! Also, excuse my language, but how else do you describe a dude like that when you don’t know that he is mentally challenged. If I wasn’t an atheist I would be hitting the nearest church to ask for forgiveness for dissing on a dude like him.
Anon,
Dude, I am really, really sorry, I totally didn’t know what your deal was. Please disregard my previous comments. You are awesome little buddy!
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Amen Mrs TDGC! AMEN!
Has anyone warned poor Billy Bob about this assault? Heavens to betsy, someone should. This is just so upsetting, I am so worried that I may just unplug my computer and get off the internets all together. These Anonimouse folks are just a menace.
Lord Help us all!
Warrior Jodie said
I aint praying for no IDIOT that tries to post pictures of there tallywackers on MY home page. Especially if there a FAG which they OBVIOUSLY ARE because they OBESESS about faggots on that blog over there. You KNOW whats said about he who protestith the loudest usually liking a throbbing man sausage in his mouth and meatballs bouncing on his chin!
Blame bunch a queers can kiss my ladylike ass!
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Goodness, Jodie I am so sorry for you, but I have a hard time believing that good old Billy Bob posted photos of his naughty bits online. That is very out of character for him.
Or do you mean that Anon404 fella posted photos of his thingy? Please keep in mind, he is a ’special’ fella (by the by, please don’t use terms like ‘idiot’ ‘moronic’ ‘retarded’ ‘dipsh*t’ etc. to describe halfwits like him, he can’t help he was born a mongoloid, it is disrespectful and rude) and can not help his urges, especially with a striking gal like you, even if you are old and barren, you are still quite a looker.
Either way, a bit of praying really wouldn’t hurt, now would it, lord knows your knees could handle it. Seeing as you are so fit and all.
Bless you dear sister. YIC.
Warrior Jodie said
BROTHER WHODAT! Aint NO WAY I was talking about Brother Billybob. I hopes no body thinks I was. No sir I was talking about that QUEER who calls his self 404 and tried posting his TINY DEFORMED cockadoodle picture on my CHRISTIAN my space page. I tell YOU what. I will pray for that FOOL as soon as he picks up all the dog Linus in my front yard my neighbors little faggy dog leaves. Ever single time I walk out side there is a pile of Linus that needs scooping up and I am BLAME tired of it. When 404 does some thing nice for ME I PROIMISE to do some thing nice for it. I hope you and them good lookin boys of yours decides to come down to Orlado this summer. I would LOVE to take you for a ride over at Disney!
Brother Bob L. Yates, Jr. said
LOL, that is simply too precious. It is amazing how insanely (or perhaps inanely) oblivious some people are.
However, instead of just automatically assuming that 404 is a total mental deficient (Don’t worry Brother WhoDat, if he’s a tard he won’t know that phrase) perhaps we should look at this from a “glass half full” perspective: perhaps we’re just damn good at preaching the Word and promoting the Truth!
Just a thought. Praise the Lord!
Daywalker said
Can you post that hell picture with out the text, it looks pretty epic.
also, 4/10
Mod Note: No, that is the way it came. And you are wrong about the date, n00bfaggot.
The One said
“I would LOVE to take you for a ride over at Disney!”
If Jodie is taking WhoDat for a ride, I’m taking my camera, this should be a kodak moment if there ever was one.
Mod Note: Bring Lysol too.
Anonymous said
he will commit to at least 100 more years of war
Nice EncyclopediaDramatica/4chan reference, troll.
Mod Note: Pretty quick for a newfag aren’t ya, sport? Go there often?
Anonymous said
Mod Note: Pretty quick for a newfag aren’t ya, sport? Go there often?
I for one know you frequent it. Oh, and whatever you do, don’t do any forced meme references.
Thanks for the advice but I’ve been around that block a long time now. I don’t frequent near as much as I once did – spent way too much time on/off in the past. 5 minutes in /b/ quickly turns into 3 hours….
Lynelle Bryant said
It’s gotten so you don’t know who is who around here anymore. I like that.
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Lynelle Bryant,
Well at least we all know who and what you are, dear.
Dear Warrior Jodie,
Might I remind you that we will not be discussing your sexual escapades in this thread or any other? For future reference, I suggest you keep all that filth on your own blog. Thank you.
Dear Anonymous person and unknown Mod,
Kindly discuss your extra curricular activities elsewhere. This is not the place of the time. Thank you.
Monica said
The only attention that needs to be given is this:
Mrs. Gaines-CROCKett should be admitted to a home that could better serve her mental health needs. People like this belong strapped to a chair in a padded room.
Anyone who co-signs with her nonsense on this or any other of her posts is presenting themselves as an uneducated, inbred, back woods hick, and should be deeply ashamed.
Peace and love. Ashe ashe
anti-hypocrite said
“while a Liberal foolishly embraces wickedness and sin with open arms, a RINO-CINO thinks they can pick and choose which sin to ignore.” sic
Exactly I guess an example of that might be ignoring the plundering of the Country and it’s Treasury by Dick Chaney and fiends, and claiming their actions are good for the country.
I notice how much you followers of Christ like to call people names and send out your super sized hatred while claiming it’s the left that are haters-take a LOOK in the mirror some day. Until you can brutally and honestly take your own inventory any claims that you possess and speak the truth are just a fantasy in your own minds.