Posted by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett on March 23, 2008
Here comes Demon Cottontail,
Hoppin’ down the Devil’s trail,
Hippity, hoppity,
Satan’s on his way.
Bringin’ every boy and girl Baskets full of things that make you hurl,
Secular things that’ll make your Children gay.
He’s got sexual toys for little boys,
He’ll molest little sister Sue,
There’s an bottle of Scotch for Mommy
Even a nudie picture of Hillary Clinton, too.
Oh! here comes Demon Cottontail,
Slippin’ his paws on your daughter’s tail,
Hippity Rappity,
Gonna rape your kids today.
Here comes Demon Cottontail,
Running his fingers’ up your little boy’s tail,
Look at him stop,
and listen to him say:
“Try this dope, you know you should.”
”Ignore your parents and don’t be good”,
I’ll roll lots of yummy drugs and sex your way.
You’ll wake up on Easter morning
And you’ll know that he was here
When you find those drugs &
That he’s made your children Queer.
Perpetuate the myth of Demon Cottontail,
Liberals’ coming down the Devil’s trail,
Hippity hoppity and
Your children go to Hell today.
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Warrior Jodie said
I dont know about all that. I UPS my boy a basket and it didnt have NO SEX TOYS in it nothing but some candy and a baseball. I bet CONNIE MACK got those FAT UGLY dughters of hers dildos cause wont NO BODY ever want to touch them! Not no CHRISTIAN man any way. Thats why they daddy ran off because they are FAT AND UGLY just like that WHORE who birthed them in a ditch like a DOG.
peter cottontail lyrics said
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Brother Bob L. Yates, Jr. said
Mrs. Gaines-Crockett: What an absolutely EXCELLENT posting!
It is truly disgusting to see how pervasive the insidious influence of Popery is in our society. The heathen minions of that Nazi Pope in Rome, the Whore of Babylon, will stop at nothing to spread this pernicious pagan devil-worship. True Christians think of, dwell upon, and dream of the Passion, Death, and Resurrection of the Lord Jesus Christ EVERY SINGLE DAY as it was through this sacrifice we the righteous were saved. They DO NOT confine their interest in the suffering and redemption of the Lord to one day a year, at the end of the one week of the year that the Popish heretics defame the name of the Lord by pretending to give a damn about Jesus as opposed to worshiping his Earthly mother.
Not only is Easter overtly pagan in every respect it is also timed along the cycles of the moon (obviously tied to the pagan moon god “Allah” of the Mohammedan heresy) and generally coincides roughly with the demonic festival of “Passover” propagated by the Christ-killers that celebrates the murder of children. The idea of True Christians “playing along” with this pagan, anti-Christ disease called “Easter” just goes to show how far our glorious Christian Republic has fallen.
Posts like this, that show this “Easter” garbage to be what it is, are important for the faithful. As if this heresy is allowed to flourish unchallenged I’m sure many decent Christians will be lured into the darker aspects of it: fornicating with rabbits, inserting Popish eggs in their backsides, and praying for rise of the Caliphate and the murder of all Christians. All this evil goes together and “Easter” is just a gateway “holiday” into hardcore devil worship.
Praise Jesus and pray for His vengeance upon the Popish heretics!
Buterro said
Tee hee hee that is a good one! I am copying that down and going to read it to the grandkids right after supper. They don’t believe in any pagan worship of the Lord’s day either so they will find it this real good. They go to a christian school and it is surprising how many of their friends believe that it’s cool to discredit the Lord with this nonsense. I’m so proud of my family for telling the sinners where they are wrong.
Blessing to all.
Nikita said
Cottontail, I prefer cottonmouths
Of course you do.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestry K said
Wow Jodie enjoyed the show you gave earlier
That ain’t no scary bunny the white rabbit from Holy Grail could kick that Southern Rabbits kiester anyday.
Yours in Barrett’s name
William
CM Qurck said
That rabbit looks awesome.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Nikita Lamb,
I am so sorry to see that you have ‘cotton mouths’ (by the way not to nitpick but it is spelled ‘moths’ not ‘mouths’)and seem to like them. Let me tell you, while they are sort of cute like a butterfly, they will destroy your clothes. We had a terrible moth problem a few years back, but with moth balls and a good cedar closet they are gone now. You should try that. Or a good fly swatter might help.
Bless you.
Sister Mabel Gargula said
Thank you for clearing that up, Brother Whodat. I thought Nikita was telling us that she was having complications after dental surgery. I was just getting ready to post a few helpful suggestions to her, like not to use a straw, etc. You’re so smart!!
The One said
“I am so sorry to see that you have ‘cotton mouths’ (by the way not to nitpick but it is spelled ‘moths’ not ‘mouths’)and seem to like them.”
Depends on how you look at it. I have cottonmouth right now. And though I’m not real fond of it, I do like how I got it.
Josh said
jesus had cottonmouth all the time.
Brother Bob L. Yates Jr. said
Cotton Mouths are vicious poisonous snakes… we have’em all over Florida. So I really don’t understand what you folks are talking about. Whatever it is, I’m sure its probably sinful though…
Josh said
when you smoke weed you get dry mouth
sometimes called “cottonmouth”
The One said
Yep, that’s why they call me a cottonmouth rattlehead.
Brother Bob L. Yates, Jr. said
Why does it come as no surprise to learn that you two are drug-addled junkies?
Connie Mack said
Josh and the One have real problems if all they do is sit around and smoke drugs all day. Don’t they realize that this is turning their brains to mush?
The One said
Drug addled junkies? You never fail to make me laugh. You would be doing good to have even 10 percent of my education, mental clarity and, most importantly, for you anyway, biblical knowledge.
By the way, “junkies” refers to people addicted to drugs like heroin. I’m not addicted to anything, I just enjoy a good joint now and then. You should try it yourself, if anyone could use a good mellowing out here it’s you.
The Nobody said
Connie Mack needs to shut the hell up and get back in the kitchen.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Dearest ‘the Nobody’,
Not to be rude, and heavens knows I hate to criticise anyone, but has anyone ever told you that you have a terribly unpleasant personality? You may want to work on that.
As for telling sweet, gentle Connie Mack to get ‘back to the kitchen’ that is just flat out terrible, first of all she is widely known to be a horrible cook (no offense Connie lamb, of course, but bless your heart for trying), and secondly that comment is treating her like a third class citizen, which she is NOT, Connie like all proper, well bred women has domestics for cooking. Honestly, you should be ashamed.
Bless you anyway, and I will pray that you become a less obnoxious and more tolerable person. Yours in Christ.
Brother Bob L. Yates, Jr. said
The One, you poor demented fool, don’t you know that drugs like marijuana are a gateway th HELL!
To quote: “Through the innocently appearing guise of the “Natural Herbal High” called MARIJUANA, Satan has found an open doorway for invasion into the minds of millions of people. Many a deceived Christian has lost their salvation [that is, faith] in Christ through this deceptive device of the one whose purpose is TO KILL, STEAL, AND DESTROY. The deceptive reasoning that Satan uses is this: “God made plants for the benefit of Man, MARIJUANA is a plant, therefore God made it for the benefit of Man. It opens up a person’s mind so that they can flow in the spirit.” The TRUTH is that the spirit which this plant opens one up to is the spirit of the DEVIL. This “innocent natural high” is really just the bait that the DEVIL uses to captivate the soul (mind, will and emotions). THE DEVIL IS THE MASTER OF DECEPTION!!! Read the case histories of those in mental wards, most of them started out so “innocently” on MARIJUANA! — From: http://www.aggressivechristianity.net/articles/maryjane.htm
Luckily they also provide a prayer for you brain dead drug addicts… you two need to recite this over and over until you get the devil’s love of mind destroying drugs out of your systems…
“Dear Jesus, I now confess and repent of all sins connected with drugs and drug addiction. I renounce, break and loose myself from all curses of addiction and I command the demons of Marijuana and all other drugs I’ve taken to be bound and leave my physical body right now by the power and authority of the LORD JESUS CHRIST. I break the curse of the addict over myself and my family, and I renounce all curses of addiction that I may have inherited from either side of my family to seven generations back. I renounce and bind all mental anguish and physical torment related to drug addiction. I place the blood of JESUS over my mind, body and spirit. I thank you Lord for setting me free!!
I’ll pray for your little empty souls.
L said
Yep, the Easter Bunny is not Christian! Neither is the word “Easter” itself! Let me explain.
In pre-Christian Europe, most of the pagans worshiped a fertility goddess named Eostara. (Also known as Ostara, Eostre, etc.) During the vernal equinox, Eostara was believed to return from the dead, bringing along her sacred animal (the rabbit) and blessing the earth with fertility and beauty. Said pagans honored Eostara on the equinox by hanging up pictures of rabbits, eating eggs (a clear symbol of fertility), and, er, “enjoying the company” of their significant others.
Then Christianity came along. They couldn’t stamp out the old pagan celebration because it was too firmly entrenched. So the Christians took Christ’s resurrection from the dead and used it to their advantage, appropriating eggs and rabbits into their modern, non-sexual context, and even adopting the name “Easter” for the holiday.
The date for Easter isn’t even a set date like the other Christian holidays. It’s the Sunday after the first full moon after the vernal equinox–a very Pagan way of setting a feast date, if I do say so myself.
If you’re going to get rid of the Easter bunny, then stop dying eggs and call it Resurrection Day instead. Otherwise you look like a hypocrite.
Oh well, the picture was funny, anyway.
Nikita said
Cotton Mouths are indeed snakes and very beautiful graceful creatures.I hope to get my first venomous snake as a pet later this year but at the moment only have constrictors.
June Gordon said
Honey I’d pitch in an help you buy that there poison snake darlin!
I bet everyone on this here bored would help you buy one — or even fill you hole trailer FULL of them! LOL
Nikita said
Um I live in a house for starters and I doubt you would be able to remove one from a bag without being bitten yourself so please feel free to attempt it.
June Gordon said
If I wanna be bitten by a snake I’ll go on a date tonite!!!!!
Shawn said
This is why Church and State must stay separate.
I “use” to be rightwing republican, but this is exactly what changed me. The self-righteous. Those that are too blind to see that they have no proof to validate that they are one of the “Chosen” or that they are truly saved in God’s opinion and God’s alone.
Sure they call themselves christians but how can they know if they are truly saved or not? Show me the foundation their names are carved in at. Tell God to come and verify it, surely he has known them since before the foundations were established.
Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t there a section in the Bible on how God feels about the self-righteous?
If you can do it so much better than God then try it at your own risk! One did and it cost him dearly.
Rewrite the rabbit song to mention Christ & resurrection and stop disrespecting those things that children cherish as precious, like baby cottontail rabbits which are like a default sign of spring along with Morel mushrooms, wild turkeys, Dutchman’s Breeches plant, Toadshade plant, Ground Ivy, Bloodroot plant. If you don’t like the woods get out of the woods!
Nothing but a bunch of city folk.
Corporate proprietary nazi facist republicans who will take but not give; who will want and want it for free; who demand a lot and expect to pay so little or nothing for it.
God knows you of course, he knows who belongs in the lake of fire.
Shawn said
And I do mean the big corporations not the “poor” / “unwealthy” blind voters of republican politicians.
Sheesh how many poor people think by voting for the oil reps, they will get rich by it? Where’s their millions? how can they think they are republicans? So people become republicans for the wrong reasons. The “Right” is not always right and the “Right” is not always God.
Shawn said
Live by these words:
Don’t turn right, don’t turn left, but keep your feet in front of you and a step away from evil.
Shawn said
Yes yes self-righteous God says this to you:
“If you can save yourself…then do it!”
Shawn said
Yes yes to the “self-righteous”:
God says this to you:
“If you can save yourself…then do it!”
Shawn said
Peter Rabbit and his three sisters (Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cotton-tail) live with their mother under the roots of a large fir tree. Peter, who is an adventurous young bunny, invades the garden of Mr. McGregor, despite his mother’s orders not to do so, as his father had met with an unfortunate accident there and was made into a pie. After Peter has helped himself to some of the garden’s vegetables and wanders about to find some parsley to settle his full belly, he is chased by the angry farmer. As he runs, he loses his shoes among the vegetables, and then gets caught up in the netting that protects a group of gooseberry bushes. Peter escapes just in time after a group of helpful birds encourage him to try to loose himself one more time. He loses his jacket as he wiggles free just before Mr. McGregor can trap him with a sieve. He then ducks into a gardening shed and hides in a watering can, but gives himself away when he can’t help but sneeze. After three more close calls (avoiding a cat and eluding Mr. McGregor twice), he finally makes it safely out of the garden and returns home, to collapse on the floor. Mr. McGregor makes a scarecrow of the clothing Peter leaves behind. Peter’s sisters enjoy a bread and blackberry dinner, but Peter finds he is still not feeling well (after having eaten too much and then spending time in the wet watering can) and is sent to bed by his mother with only a drop of chamomile tea.
Yeah right. Pagan.
Sounds like an analogy or parable.
Maybe it should be rewrote where Peter dies and Christ resurrects him like Lazarus.
Something sure to bring a tear to your eyes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beatrix_Potter
Look up Beatrix Potter the one who created Peter Cottontail.
[Inappropriate name deleted] said
[UnChristian language removed] this is the [obscenity deleted] i’ve seen!