Official Linus Day
Posted by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett on March 17, 2008
Our little friend Linus has always wanted to be the center of attention at this blog and at our friend’s blog, Blogs 4 Brownback. His yearning for the day that he and his security blankets, his numerous aliases a.k.a. sock puppets or PsyOps, will be accepted and loved by all, is strong.
Well today is your special day, Linus. Today you have your very own blog post dedicated just to you, dear. You are the center of the Universe. You are the man!
Today is the Offical Linus day. Relish it… Love it… Embrace it like you would a lover. Enjoy it while you can, dear.
Please be sure and leave a message for Linus by commenting to this post, over at his blog located here, and at his very own kewlz website, Rational Wiki. Tell him how much he means to you and congratulate him on having his very own special day.
We salute you, Sport.
Rapture-Ready Davey said
I just visited Linus’ Rational Wiki abomination of a web site and I have but one question. What is ‘rational’ about refuting the word of God? Doesn’t Linus know he will burn in eternal damnation for posting such anti-Christian filth?
Okay that’s actually two questions, but you get my drift. If all of the True Christian souls prayed collectively for Linus (don’t hold your breath) I believe this sinner is hell bound nevertheless.
In His Name,
RR Davey
Warrior Jodie said
Why are you being so MEAN to Lunas. He aint nothing but a blame kid and once he gets his first taste of cherry pie he wont be bothering NO BODY. I say JUNE GORDON needs to take one for the team and break him in good. Hell, I’ll buy her gas to get to get to where ever he is
and pay for his peniciilin. LOL!!!!!!
XXOO
Jo-Jo
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Jodie,
As you know I don’t think anyone who is unmarried should be having s*x as they will burn in hell, granted that is all but inevitable in Linus case. That being said I must say that sending June to help him out is a very charitable idea, I am sure that Linus would appreciate it, other than the crabs, etc.
But I would suggest rather than buying Junes gas, you may want to consider giving her a ride, she has been getting into her medicine quite heavily as of late.
YIC
Warrior Jodie said
WHODAT you could be right about JUNE being in NO BLAME SHAPE to drive but shes way up in Tennessee and I aint driving all the way up there just to take HER someplace to get some tail. She can take a Greyhound like I used to do before I got saved.
June Gordon said
Lets get something cottenpicking CLEAR — I ain’t f ing no fat retards!
ModNote: June, I don’t think anyone ever said Linus was fat.
thorX said
dat poserfag = gayed > OWNT > epic failure
best. blog. ever.
wurd
ModNote: That doesn’t make one bit of sense, care to grace us with a translation?
Edited by Mod2: It means that Linus, posing as something he is not, was revealed as a loser of the worst sort. Yes, and this blog is considered to be worthy of reading.
June Gordon said
Why whould them sad little geeks right such hateful stuff bout dear Mrs. TDCG?
They ain’t fit to drink her pee out of a shot glass!
“He aint nothing but a blame kid and once he gets his first taste of cherry pie he wont be bothering NO BODY.”
Oh JoJO! I had to chuckle at that. That pie of your ain’t had a cheery in it since they invented color TV!
Linus said
Essentially, it means the following:
“You failed. Ha.”
Actually it means your epic failure was imminent. Ha indeed.
Linus said
Erm, BN4B is not my blog.
Erm…Yes it is. Someone inside your inner-gigdom talks too much.
Linus said
It may belong to someone affiliated with me, but not me myself. Trust me, I know.
Lynelle’s luv note: Down with a case of DESU?
anonymouslulz408 said
w00tiful fun on a slow lulz day.
Mod Note: Isn’t it?
Lynelle Bryant said
TD made a lulz – I’m starting to like this game.
God Bless!
Lynelle
ps.. I love you 408!
Linus said
“Actually it means your epic failure was imminent. Ha indeed.”
I’m sorry, I was reading that as a computer geek. In Unix, pipes the data in question to the defined file.
Sisyphus said
Just another Bolshevist Islamist Helioleftist, as far as I’m concerned. Satan has endowed him with better computer hacking skills than some, but other than that, he’s unremarkable amongst the Dark One’s legions.
Linus said
“Just another Bolshevist Islamist Helioleftist, as far as I’m concerned.”
I am a communist; however, I am not a Bolshevik, I’m not a Muslim, and seeing as “helioleftist” is a neologism originating with you, I presume I do fall under that category.
“Satan has endowed him with better computer hacking skills than some, but other than that, he’s unremarkable amongst the Dark One’s legions.”
Actually, I’m a Christian. I’ll take the specific phrase “better computer hacking skills than some” as a compliment.
Linus said
“Just another Bolshevist Islamist Helioleftist, as far as I’m concerned.”
I am a communist; however, I am not a Bolshevik, I’m not a Muslim, and seeing as “helioleftist” is a neologism originating with you, I presume I do fall under that category.
“Satan has endowed him with better computer hacking skills than some, but other than that, he’s unremarkable amongst the Dark One’s legions.”
Actually, I’m a Christian. I’ll take the specific phrase “better computer hacking skills than some” as a compliment, although in isolation.
Linus said
Typo @ 13: “In Unix, pipes…” should be “In Unix, “>” pipes”.
Linus said
Technical typo at my last post, sorry: The greater-than symbol should be surrounded by single, not double, quotes.
I’m a bit obsessive about things like this.
Mod Note: That’s OK, dear. We all make mistakes from time to time. It takes a real man to own up to them.
Warrior Jodie said
Oh JoJO! I had to chuckle at that. That pie of your ain’t had a cheery in it since they invented color TV!
Look HERE WOMAN if me meory stands correct YOU and I sat down last year and made lsist of who all weve been with. You got crazy acting at page SIX (front AND back) and tore it up. Mine was TWO pages and I wrote REAL BIG. So dont talk smack about MY coochie when its YOUR clam that was shaved back and stitched up in 2004!
LINUS I hope you had a nice day hon youre a REAL sweet fellow and I KNOW you deserve better than JUNE GORDON but if you put a bad over her head it might be OK! LOL!
XXOO
Jo-Jo
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Dear June and Jodie,
Will you two please keep your unsavory discussions to a minimum? This is not the time or place to be talking about such personal matters as your conquests. I believe that Perhaps you should consider writing your joint memoirs, I have the perfect title for you; Tails Of Two Old Bitties.
Thank you in advance for your immediate cooperation, dears.
Connie Mack said
So now that little pipsqueak gets his own day, what next a gift basket and a bottle of wine? If we are rewarding bad behavior then Jodie and June should be given the keys to the whole city and a Mercedes to tour it in. I said long ago we needed to clean house but does anyone ever listen to a word I say, no.
To hell with all of them and I mean that in the most literal sense.
Baptists For Brownback Comment-Moderator, Grace said
If Linus did in fact try to gain access to the administration area of this blog through illegal means then I am thoroughly ashamed of him. He and that nice Interpreted were always polite and respectful to me for the most part, unlike that June and Jodie. Those are the ones who should be permanently banned and I know that they have committed many felonious acts in recent times.
L said
Linus is a liberal. Discuss.
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Dear L,
That is such a shame too. I believe that deep down inside that cold, dark heart of his lies the making of a perfect Southern Baptist. I haven’t given up hope comepltely that we can’t bring him to the RIGHT side of the cross. Praise!
Bless you, dear, for visiting and do come back real soon, you hear!