Funnies my boyz made
Posted by R F on March 11, 2008
vote for the DEMOcratz so little children be happyz again ;-(
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Lynelle Bryant said
0wnedPosted byLynellea fool 3.10.08Connie Mack said
Get over yourself Lynelle. Your boys don’t have the good sense to come out of a thunderstorm much less use a simple photoshop program. Don’t you think you are a little old to be running around with some internet gang? You and that unempoyed husband of yours are riddiculous. So you decided to become a democrat? Whoopdido! Go hug a tree then. Nobody cares.
One more thing, if you think WordPress isn’t aware of you and all of the other crackers you are sadly mistaken. All the multi-layer winsock proxy services, sock puppets, and iptables/ipchains based firewalls in the world don’t keep you anonymous. Your SQL server, VTP Domain and Proxy ARP are as you like to say have been “0wned” and WordPress is dealing with you accordingly.
Sister Mabel Gargula said
I guess it’s true what they say – that you DO learn something new everyday.
I didn’t know that Lynelle’s kids were ’special’ kids from that cheeseburger-eating cats site or whatever the heck they call it. That might explain why she’s so looney – having to put up with those ’special’ kids all day and night. There must be a terrible racket in her house all the time. Or maybe her being looney made those kids the way they are? I don’t rightly know. I’m having one of my “bad days” and not a wole lot makes sense. I feel like osmeone put my brain in a blender. Please pray for me.
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Dearest Mabel,
Now I wold rather cut off my right arm (the one I use for casting stones) than to say something unkind, but I know for a fact that Lynelle and Frank’s boys, all three of them, are at least two years behind in school. The oldest, Franklin III, is a 23 year old high school senior. The baby is the only boy in 6th grade that has to shave twice a day. You do the math! To my knowledge Frank Jr. barely got a GED but his daddy Frank Senior bought his way into Duke.
Lynelle on the other hand did go to college, Duke as a matter of fact, and actually made decent grades until she got herself in *trouble* and had to withdraw for 9 months. It pains me to say that, in her defense she managed to get a PhD in something or another though Lord only knows how.
It goes without saying that a college education certainly does not equate to having class!
YIC,
Sister Crockett
June Gordon said
“It goes without saying that a college education certainly does not equate to having class!”
Amen to that sister! Lynelle is all uppitidy and everything with her “DUKE” bumper stickers on her car and everything. Well I got news for her –the U of Tenn is every dang bit as good as Duke. Probibly better!
If you ask anybody that know her they will tell you that Lynelle done have no fucking class. NONE. I can’t wait to smack that smug look of that steeling face of her next time I see her. I knows ALOT of you all want to ruff her up after what she did to Mrs. TD, but you all leave some for me!!!! LOL
Mein Gott said
I love you, Lynelle. Will you have my babies?
Warrior Jodie said
LYNELLE you are a LOW CLASS assmunching MULE is what YOU are!!! Ever body knows its just a mater of time before you and FRANK BRYANT are evicted and YOU are arrested. When they put your SORRY ass on the street me and June is going to be there and load up all your tvs and pocketbooks and plated silver in our trunks. JUNE will be there to take GOOD CARE of them boys of yours and it wont be the first time IYKWIM. I KNOW things about them! PSSSS….DONT you worry none about FRANK cause I took care of him more than once and will do it again.
Warrior Jodie said
MEIN GOTT if you tied a 2X4 to your ass that pus covered snatch of LYNELLE BRYANTS would still suck you in. Remeber hon that in the BLACK HOLE no one can hear you scream.
Sister Mabel Gargula said
Someone came into my house while I was napping and ate all my mayonnaise. Who would do such a thing?
Moderater note: I BET it was one of them gang peoeple LYNELLE BRYANT is running with!
About T.D. Gaines Crockett, the LBC, and RFC « Blogs NOT 4 Brownback said
[...] on RFC, Lynelle is causing more lulz and pwn on the RFC site while the trolls are expressing their fail and butthurt. Go check it [...]
anonymous said
Moderater note: I BET it was one of them gang peoeple LYNELLE BRYANT is running with!
I bet you don’t know proper grammar, you dumb *UnChristian Word Removed*.
ModNote: How charming… Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
anonymous said
ModNote: How charming… Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
I would be more worried about you since you guys can’t speak english.
ModNote: Of course we don’t speak ‘english’ we are God fearing, Christian (republican Baptist) Americans, we speak AMERICAN… you nitwit.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Lynelle,
I am praying for your soul. Lord knows you need it these days. First a lying, stealing theif, and then even worse a DemoncRAT. What has become of you?
anonymous said
ModNote: Of course we don’t speak ‘english’ we are God fearing, Christian (republican Baptist) Americans, we speak AMERICAN… you nitwit.
So American is a language that thrives on piss-poor spelling and grammar?
Wait, I’m getting ahead of myself. You’re a troll and nothing more than that. I might as well be arguing with the nebs I find on Halo servers if you’re going to act this way.
Go back under your bridge.
ModNote: Dear, an internet ‘troll’ is someone who goes to other folks sites where they are having a discussion and ‘trolls about’ like in fishing to start fights, since this is OUR site, and you are the one trying to disrupt our group discussion, YOU would be the ‘troll’.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Dear Mod,
You are being a bit harsh on this poor Anon person. She can’t help that she is confused about what constitutes ‘trolling’, she is very young and as we all know the kids can get ahead of themselves and get overly emotional from time to time. Not to mention, it is a school night and she should be studying not getting into a silly internet flame war that will keep her up half the night. You know, I just read that most teens rarely get the reccomended amount of sleep, and staying up poking about on the internet and getting all worked up certainly will not help her.
Thank you for your time and God Bless. And bless you too anon, I hope you find better things to do with your time, like homework and meeting a nice young fella, than pestering folks you don’t even know just because you disagree with their opinions and feel that while you should enjoy free speech they should not. I will say you sure are full of pluck, and that will come in handy some day with housework, and child rearing. Yours in Christ.
anonymous said
ModNote: Dear, an internet ‘troll’ is someone who goes to other folks sites where they are having a discussion and ‘trolls about’ like in fishing to start fights, since this is OUR site, and you are the one trying to disrupt our group discussion, YOU would be the ‘troll’.
An internet troll is someone who causes massive lulz and baits others to argue with them. Lurk moar, you failure.
ModNote: Seems like you just described yourself.
anonymouslulz408 said
Great lulz by Lynelle.
The Nobody said
ModNote: Seems like you just described yourself.
And if that was the case, then you just got trolled. Enjoy your fail and AIDS, newfag.
Daywalker said
Protip: only newfags call people newfags
Josh said
McCain is Satan in a suit.
Anonymous said
You are safe for now. You have redeemed yourselves in the eyes of Anonymous as a maker of LULZ defender of the Legion.
Woot.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
What in tarnation are you talking about now? You kids now days don’t make a lick of sense, half the time I don’t even know what language you kids are speaking, what with all the ‘luls’ and the ‘whoots’ and the ‘newfangs’.
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Amen Brother WhoDat. What ever happened to just saying something was swell? These young people have their own lingo and I do not like it one little bit. It is almost as rude as these foreigners running around everywhere yapping in their own secret language.
This is America and here we speak American!
Sephiroth said
american isn’t a language. its a nationality. americans speak english.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Sehp,
Sorry sonny boy, but in AMERICA we speak American none of that hoity toity ‘queens english’ garbage!
Why can’t you understand that? Are you some sort of latte gulping, beret wearing, quiche eating, Frenchman?
I am going to send an extra prayer out for your hellbound soul tonight, not that it will help, but I am determined to save you from spending eternity being dangled by your BVDs from the tines of the devils pitchfork. God Bless, you doomed to be damned little heathen.
Sister Mabel Gargula said
Brother Whodat,
Your post just made me cry! I think I might be damned! I took French in high school, and I enjoy a latte and a quiche now and then. Am I doomed?! What can I do to save my soul? Please help me!
Connie Mack said
Mabel, there isn’t a thing in the Bible that says you cannot have a latte or a slice of quiche once in a while. You won’t go to hell over it but you are sure contributing to the liberal sentiment that everything French is cool. I say have a nice cup of coffee and a piece of American apple pie next time you and notice how much better you feel afterwards.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Oh Mabel dear, don’t fret! You are a female so doing ‘girlie’ things like eating quiche, speaking French (or any Foreign language for that matter) and drinking lattes won’t make you a gay. Not to mention, as you are just a woman the things you do are basically inconsequential and of no meaning to the real world. Lord, you gals get your squirrel coverings in a twist over darn near anything. As my father always said to my mother… ‘Don’t worry your empty little head about a thing and just sit there and look pretty darlin’. I think all proper young ladies would be wise to take that sage advice. Don’t you?… wait… nevermind.
clarence swinney said
HOW TO IDENTIFY A CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN
BY Clarence Swinney
Love to Spend & Borrow
Hate to pay your way
Praise two presidents who, over 12 years, had an average GDP growth of 2.1%.
Love gutless Marine and Admiral who pled the Fifth to avoid conviction for crimes.
Love 137 who were charged with crimes over 8 years of plunder the treasury.
—————–YOU ARE A CONSERVATIVE IF YOU CLAIM THESE————
# 1–Debt Creation—equivalent of 600 years worth in 12 years.
# 1–Deficit Creation—400 years worth in 8 years
# 1–Lowest GDP Growth, over a 12 years period, since WWII.
# 1–In number of times (258) a President and Admiral testified under oath “I don’t remember”.
# 1–Bank Failures—President smiling and chanting “No Pain –No Gain”.
# 1–Personal Bankruptcies -President smiling and chanting “No Pain-No Gain”
# 1–Business Bankruptcies-President smiling and chanting “No Pain-No Gain”
# 1–Farm Foreclosures
# 1–Looting of S & Ls after a President said –“Folks, I think we just hit the jackpot.” The Vaults are unguarded come and get it. They did. 140 Billion charge to taxpayers.
# 1–Total bankruptcies
# 1–Stagnating median incomes
# 1–60% Tax Cut to Rich
# 1–In having a President with Alzheimer’s. No pain-No gain.
# 1–In having a President who was Produced-Directed-and Protected like a Grade B actor in a Role.
# 1–In having a President who lied, over and over, about his wife’s age. Who cared?
# 1–In having the first President to have had a Shotgun Wedding.
# 1—In having a President who shacked up with love of his life while his wife was in the hospital delivering their child.
# 1–To have a President who lied about having a close-knit family.
# 1–To have a President guided in his decisions by the Stars
# 1–In having a President who preached religious values but never had membership in a church and rarely attended worship services and was never known to pray
# 1–In having a President who called a lying, stealing, wife abusing psychotic Marine a “Hero” then a “Liar”.
# 1–In having a President who rarely used the word “ethics” during 16 years in Government.
# 1–In losing 241 Marines from a stupid decision to shell civilian villages.
# 1–In claiming a “Great Victory” after an attack on a small Island with 88,000 inhabitants armed with .22 rifles and pea shooters.
# 1–In claiming as a “Great Victory” and proclaiming “we have finally killed the Vietnam Syndrome” and “America Stands Tall Again”. What would he have said had we conquered Haw River N C. Greatest victory since WWII?
# 1–In pushing a “disinformation campaign” against a very small nation then bombing that nation which resulted in a revenge bombing of Pan Am 103 killing 270 Civilians.
Then, bragging how he had “defeated Terrorism”. Till Bush resurrected it.
# 1–In shooting down an airliner and killing 290 civilians. OOPS! Goof. Sorry Iran.
# 1–In having a 20% Prime Interest Rate smiling and proclaiming “No Pain-No Gain”.
# 1–In having the highest “real” Interest Rates since WWII.
# 1–In having 15% Home Loan Interest Rates and smiling-No Pain-No Gain.
# 1–In killing the Home Construction Business by allowing Raids on S & L’s to use money for golf course, resorts, business building etc. where in the past the primary purpose was to build homes in local communities.
# 1–In having 10.8 % unemployment while smiling. No Pain-No Gain. Highest rate since great depression.
# 1–In having a recession in one-third of twelve years.
# 1—In scandals. Every Major Scandal in 20th Century was on a Republican Administration unless you want to call ML major.
———————-YOU ARE A GREAT REPUGLINUT IF———-
You don’t like children (screw them they don’t vote)
You don’t like the poor (screw them they don’t vote)
You don’t like the elderly
You don’t like the infirmed elderly (screw then they don’t vote)
You don’t like students ( keep them stupid so they will vote Republican)
You hate unions
You don’t like minorities ( screw them not enough vote)
You don’t like legal immigrants ( screw them they don’t vote)
You love profiteering from public service
You love the very wealthy and cannot do enough for them
You worship big business
You love to tear down years of Progress and smile as you slash and burn yelling “No Pain-No gain”.
You love, with a passion, the opportunity to transfer wealth from hard working middle class to those who will never spend their wealth but just keep yelling ”More-More-More-give us more and we will never be satisfied until we are like Haiti where 5% own 95 % of the wealth.
You love to use the whip of punishment instead of the effort to change and save from sin.
You love the threat of War which allows you the opportunity to send more wealth to big corporations and the rich.
You like, admire, and almost worship that which 75% of Americans detest as mean and cruel–Your God-Newtnut
Want a Deep Recession then take a chance with Republicans in total control for their history is that—all depressions—all significant recessions have been under a Republican Administration in the Twentieth Century.
Clarence W. Swinney—unbiased, impartial, objective political historian–
Mode Note: Hey Clarence, THIS is for you.
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