By request here is my FAMOUS birthday cake recipe
Posted by Warrior Jodie on March 11, 2008
Ever body has been email me asking about my kitty litter cake recipe. Since Tonya and her younguns came down last week to see Disney WORLD I wanted to make my granbaby Sharleene her favorite cake for her 13th birthday coming up next week since I SURE WONT see her LOL!. . Her and Ridge my retarded boy LOVE to chase each other around the house with the turds LOL!!!!! 
1 spice chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
2 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix prepared I use jello beand
1 large pkg vanilla sandwich cookies
12 small tootsie rolls and 3 small baby ruth bars
1 new kitty litter pan
1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner
1 new pooper scooper
Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions
Prepare pudding mix and cool until ready to assemble
crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in food processor, scraping often. Set aside all but about 1/4 cup. To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green food coloring and mix until completely colored.
When cakes has cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. IMPORTANT: mix in just enough of the pudding to moisten it. You don’t want it to soggy. Combine gently.
Line a new, clean kitty litter box. Put the cake/pudding/cookie mixture into the litter box.
Put three unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish and heat until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie rolls bury them in the mixture. Melt the baby ruth bars and then bend them into turd shapes to. Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top. Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly on top of everything — this is supposed to look like the chlorophyll in kitty litter.
Heat three tootsi Rolls in the microwave until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake; sprinkle with cookie crumbs. Spread remaining Tootsie Rolls over the top; take one and heat until pliable, hang it over the side of the kitty litter box, sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs. Place the box on a newspaper and sprinkle a few of the cookie crumbs around for a truly disgusting effect! Sharleene LOVES the Baby Ruths the best and says it looks like the cat had worms LOL!!!!!
I personally liked the cake with the amount or extra candy bars given in this recipe. But feel free to use this as a loose guideline, use more or less as you see the need. Also, since the layer of cookies that covers the top, you could really use any flavor or flavors or cakes underneath. Last but not least, you can also opt not to crumble the cakes, but rather layer them in the pan with the layers of pudding in between and sprinkle the top layer of pudding with a heavy layer of crumbled cookies. Same effect, different texture entirely to the dessert.
Sharleene at 10
We had a big ole time but I am SO glad they went back home. All I can take of them younguns is about 2 days and then they start to get on my last damn nerve. That blame Ridge is getting to big for his britches and I had to beat his little ass a couple of times for smart talking me and for drooling on the new couch. He is a WHOLE LOT better off in a home for his kind than with me. Let the PROFESSIONAL deal with him I say!
XXOO
Jo-Jo
Here is SHARLEENE all grown up at 13 at Disney WORLD last week with a friend she met in my neighborhood. Ever body tells me she is as pretty as I am
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anonymous said
You’ve got a bigger problem now!
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
I can see that the smoking sure has kept Sharleen nice and trim. She is just lovely, what a real catch, I feel sure that she will be beating off the boys in no time… heck she is your kin, the sweet girl is probably beating them off already.
You must be so proud.
YIC
June Gordon said
I know for a dang FACT that Sharleene beat off half the boys in her 6th grade class! The used condom done fall far from the tree!!!!! LOL
Sephiroth said
this website finally convinced me to accept Jesus and saved me from hell, thank the Lord and Amen!!
Mod Note: Welcome to the fold, dear.
Sister Mabel Gargula said
Sister June, I don’t know what kind of sex ed they taught back when you were in school, but condoms (is that an UnChristian word?) do not grow on trees. I’m pretty sure they’re made out of that same stuff that latex gloves are, whatever that’s called.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
June Lamb,
Please get your mind out of the gutter. I just thought that the fellas would be chasing her, as she is so dang lovely, and she would need to beat them off with a stick. My heavens, how you could garner anything different than that from my comment is beyond me.
Sweet Mabel,
Latex gloves are made of rubber. You are such a simple minded creature, I just find that so wonderful. Bless you dearest.
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Dear Jodie,
What an appropriate cake for one of your family events. I am certain it was a huge hit, dear.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Gentle Mrs TDGC,
I am not so sure that this cake is a wise idea, considering Jodies ’special’ child. One of our domestics made one of these cakes for our dear Rufie, and he just loved it, but it was confusing to him and after more than one litter box ended up, how do I say this delicately… ‘disrupted’ due to his confusion, we had to get rid of the cats. Other than that, you are right, it sure suits Jodies family.
Brother Bob L. Yates, Jr. said
Sephiroth – Praise Jesus! I’m so happy to see that you’ve accepted the Truth of the Lord Jesus Christ and decided to allow yourself to be Saved. Now you’re always right as you have the Truth of Righteousness on your side and the rest are just wrong, doomed, damned sinners! Yay! RFC has saved another soul!
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Brother Bob,
I just saw Sephs admission of transformation as well, I love when sinners embrace the Lord and change, as he is a newbie or as our congregation refers to them as transformed trainees of the Lord, we must give him all the support and guidance we can. This just lifted my spirit, and really stiffend my resolve to assist all lost young men to become transformed trainees of the Lord, or as we like to call them ‘trannys’. Praise the Lord!
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Brother Bear said
Dearest June,
Although you might think it’s a good cake, I find it rather repulsive, since I have 2 pussies and have to clean the boxes regularly, I could never imagine eating from one.
YIC
-bb
BJ Tabor said
Sephiroth,
We all rejoice that you accepted The Lord into you! It’s always a good thing when someone opens themselves to Him. Just remember we are here for fellowship with you when ever you need it!
Daywalker said
it makes FIRE!
KarlMarx08 said
FLASHING LIGHTS! Trippy!
Mod Note: Don’t be such a Linus.
KarlMarx08 said
FLASHING LIGHTS! Trippy!
Oooooh…
Sephiroth said
this website finally convinced me to accept Jesus and saved me from hell, thank the Lord and Amen!!
Mod Note: Welcome to the fold, dear.
Sephiroth demands an *UnChristian Comment Removed*!
Mod Maynard note: Only Nancyboys refer to themselves in the third person. Stop being such a filthy sodomite all ready.
Lynelle Bryant said
Many are PsyOps
h8creator said
L.B.-
I don’t know you but I love you.
Obama ‘08! There is no way he could F things up worse than GWB.
Brother Bob L. Yates, Jr. said
What is all this Cyclops stuff you keep posting all over the place? Is this one of those Cheeseburger things for the “special” kids on the short bus?
Nikita said
You might want to try and get her to stop smoking.
Brother Bob L. Yates, Jr. said
“You might want to try and get her to stop smoking.” — What? How dare you suggest that we undermine America, American power, and the American economy by discouraging people from supporting one of our major industries, the tobacco industry. And save all the claptrap about the alleged “health effects” as even if the anti-American anti-smoking propaganda is true and there is something slightly unhealthy about smoking, that only supports another major US industry – the medical industry.
America can only remain #1 if all decent people support American industry, vote Republican, and pray to Jesus: the three sources of our national power.
Nikita said
Smoking is bad for you and ages your skin quicker, drinking and coke are both perfectly acceptable though.
Brother Bob L. Yates, Jr. said
“Smoking is bad for you and ages your skin quicker” – This is a small price to pay to support America! Every pack of cigarettes sold adds to our GDP and ability to pursue the wars against the Mohammedan savages. And even if you catch a “freedom cancer” the medical industry is ready and waiting to help you in exchange for hundreds of thousands of dollars which the financial industry will gladly lend you in exchange for your house and all your worldly possessions. All of which keeps the wheels of American commerce moving and allows us to project American power.
“drinking … [is] … acceptable though.” – I agree. If Jesus didn’t mind turning water into wine, I see no problem guzzling pints of McComick’s Bourbon.
“coke … [is] … perfectly acceptable though.” – Not so! Cocaine comes from an unregulated industry run by Mary-worshiping foreigners and contributes NOTHING to America. Drugs are horrible in general, but if you absolutely must do them, then do Meth which supports American small-businesses set up in trailer parks and RVs all across out Christian Republic instead of sending your money out of our Christian Republic. Of course you should really try to get high through the worship of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, as opposed to using drugs.
I’ll pray for you.
Nikita said
No one would does Meth around here and rightly so, it’s even worse for your skin. Drinking and doing coke though is a very enjoyable experience.
Brother Bob L. Yates, Jr. said
The coke is bad for America; maybe try snorting ephedrine?
June Gordon said
Its amazing how glamorous and sophistacated them babies look with cigarettes.
I done know why ciggies got such a bad rep — they ARE very glamorous.
FACE YOU: You gonna die anyhow so you may as well have fun and look good.
Nikita said
I don’t contribute to American drugs, I won’t buy an American car due to them being piles of junk and I won’t buy American clothes either.
June Gordon said
“I won’t buy American clothes either.”
Well in fairness to you it must hard to find a nice dress in a size 347!!!
Nikita said
Actually I’m a 2, but I hope your oh so witty attempt at an insult made you laugh at least.
Brother Bob L. Yates, Jr. said
Communist Nikita wrote: “Actually I’m a 2, but I hope your oh so witty attempt at an insult made you laugh at least.”
What a lie! There are NO Russian whores sized 2! LOL
Nikita said
Firstly I’m half American, secondly have you been to Russia? the number of beautiful women there far exceeds most parts of the US.
Moderator Note: There are two lies in your comment. Need someone point them out to you? No, I didn’t think so.
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Nikita said
What lie would that be exactly?.
Warrior Jodie said
Darlin you are either AMERICAN or you AINT. That is LIE 1. LIE 2 is that Russian gals are better looking than we ALL AMERICAN girls are and you said they were. If this was NEWS Moment of TRUTH you would have just lost 100,0000 dollars for being a blame LIAR. Ever body knows for a FACT that russian women dont shave their legs and that they have rotten teeth. That darlin is why AMERICAN LADIES are better looking. Its a FACT.
Nikita said
Your just sounding stupid now, you’ve not even been to Russia I’m guessing so your comment is pretty worthless.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Nikita Lamb,
You are right about one thing, smoking does age the skin, and no gal is gonna catch a fella looking a day over 16. That is why I always suggest that gals use either chaw or snuff, they still get the nicotine to keep them thin and pretty, but no wrinkles.
How have you been dear? Still worshipping the devil or whatever is was that you do? If memory serves you are in that David Koresh Mormon Cult, isn’t that the one with the purple outfits and the black sneakers waiting for the mothership, right?
Hope all is well with you.
Nikita said
No I’m not in any cult, I don’t have much to do with Scientology now, I’m very well thanks and excited I get my new car tomorrow.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Oh, nevermind…
I always mix up those ‘Heavens Gate’ folks with the ‘Scientology’ and the ‘Star Trek/Star Wars’ cults, considering the spaceships and all, who can blame me? No offense of course.
Good to know you are well, and a new car? How exciting! I assume it is either an Escalade or a Hummer? Anything less and you might as well rent a mule. So congrats dear.
Welcome back dearest.
Nikita said
No I wouldn’t be seen dead in an Escalade or a Hummer or any such American trash, I like a car with a little more class so the obvious choice was a Range.
Mod Note: So long as you realize that Range Rover and Land Rover are two of the poorest rated vehicles currently on the road, dear.
Brother Bob L. Yates, Jr. said
And don’t forget that Land Rover (Range Rover) is just a subsidiary of America’s Ford Motor Company (at least for right now, they’re trying to sell it to a bunch of godless Hindoos – Tata Motors in India – because the product is so absolutely horrible no one in the developed world can make money from their garbage)…
The One said
“This just lifted my spirit, and really stiffend my resolve to assist all lost young men to become transformed trainees of the Lord, or as we like to call them ‘trannys’. Praise the Lord!”
Comment by Brother WhoDat
why brother WhoDat,don’t tell me you get stiffened by young men now, and trannys too. If we ever get locked up together I must remember NOT to bend down to get the soap.
The One said
“I always mix up those ‘Heavens Gate’ folks with the ‘Scientology’ and the ‘Star Trek/Star Wars’ cults,”
Here’s a little education for you WhoDat, Scientology is a religion, not a cult (granted, a very stupid religion, but a religion all the same) Heaven’s Gate is a cult (also a stupid one) but Star Trek and Star Wars are just movies, no cult, no religion, just a bunch of si-fi buffs that enjoy good science fiction movies. If it weren’t for science fiction we would never have made it as far as we have today. Over 98% of all scientific advancements came about as a direct result of science fiction. Star Trek alone gave us many of our modern devices that we now take for granted, the cell phone was patterned after the communicators used on the original 1960s series, and the inventor of the cell phone even admits that his idea was to make real usable star trek style communicators. Our personal desktop computers and monitors are designed after the one used in the Enterprise conference room in the original series. We also have developed such things as particle beams riding piggyback on lasers, which is the original design feature of the type two phasers used in star trek. Many advancements in space travel and ship design comes from designs used in science fiction movies and books. The greatest science fiction writers of all time were themsselves scientists first and writers second.
Arthur C. Clarke, Larry Niven, Robert Heinlien, Isaac Asimov, Michael Crichton, Poul Anderson, and many more of the worlds best sci-fi writers were all scientists and university professors who wrote as a sideline rather than a profession.
If sci-fi were a cult, then you would be a cultist just because you are sitting in front of one of sci-fi’s inspirations (your computer) or because you use a cell phone. And guess where the idea came from for your wireless remotes to your tv, garage door opener, and outdoor motion sensors. If star trek and star wars are cults, then like it or not, you’re a cult member by your use of their inspired inventions.
Nikita said
Are you guys crazy? Land Rover sell loads of cars, thier much classier than a Hummer, they look cooler and they actually do drive off road too unlike Hummers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06jmReDezek
see?
Maybe you guys like to support the American car industry but I don’t American cars are crap.
Crap maybe, but better rated still than Land/Range Rover which are rated at the bottom of the list.
Nikita said
And yet still manage to better them in every way which is why no one with any sense buys a Hummer.I love my new car BTW