Who should be the next president?
Posted by Warrior Jodie on January 22, 2008
Now that I have had some experience making blogs I feel pretty good about speaking MY opinion. I was watching QVC last night and when that big ole fag came on selling over priced steaks and hamburgersI did like I ALWAYS do and that is start flipping chanels. Like I always say when he comes on there – Why the HELL should I pay $50 for 6 hamburgers when I can go to Sam’s Club and get a pack of 10 for $9.98 that already have the cheese on them and are individually wrapped? Only a DAMN FOOL would buy hamburgers off the TV when they buy them cheap and microwave them.
I landed on some chanel that was showing the Democrats debate in front of all them South Carolina negros and got to thinking who I was think would be the best President. Here is what I come up with before George started on of his vomiting and choking fits and I had to wake the nurse up to clean him up.
Hillary Clinton – There aint NO WAY this lesbo is getting my vote because we would just have another ladie intern scandal in the WHITE house except this time Hillary would probably be the one with a cigar in HER snatcharooni and some old dyke would be caught smoking it.
John Edwards – I will be THE FIRST to say that he is a REAL good looking man AND IF I were a single ladie which I aint I would be tempted to show him a good ole time in some honky tonk but that is all. The fact is he has got the smallest hands and feet I ever seen on a politician and we ALL know what that means. Little dickaroo means BIG ego and that just aint good for the country.
Barack Obama – Aside from his being a big lip N and a Muslim he is just plain skinny and he aint all that attractive so people wouldnt watch him. What he says dont make any sense at all and IMHO he is a one trick pony who shot his wad in Nevada and got nothin left.
John McCain – I got NOTHING against older men my own husband is old but he is real sick to and OLD MEN GET REAL SICK fast and then they die. John McCain might make pretty good sense but he aint likely to live through the first term and then what do we do? I am blame tired of having my soap operas interupted with the funeral of some OLD DEAD president and that is JUST what is gone happen if he is elected – a damn week of interuptions and special announcments.
Mitt Romney – Now THAT is one fine ass cowboy but he has one big strike against him. He is a damn Mormon and ever body knows a Mormon has got no place running this country. I dont trust no man that won’t drink a Coke with his cheeseburger now and then and believes Jesus is gone come flying back to earth in a spaceship. This AINT Mars! This is AMERICA and we believe in the real Jesus who is gone come back riding on a white horse out of the sky.
Rudy Guiliani – Rudy seems to make pretty good sense MOST of the time and from what I read he is UP to having a big ole time ever now and again. But there is something about his eyes being so close together that makes me wonder if he aint a little retarded. I got nothing against retards believe YOU ME. I got a special needs boy, Ridge back home in Alabama but I damn sure cant see him running the country. He does good not to run into walls when his little helmet aint own but he AINT PRESIDENT material. Rudy needs to stick to showing the ladies a good time and keeping his trap shut.
Fred Thompson – Now he is just plain UGLY and that is reason enough to NOT get my vote.
Mike Huckabee – Now here is another nice looking man but I have had LOTS of experience with ministers LOL! that I wont go into right now. THAT is another story for later LOL! Mike talks a good talk and he has the right message about hating the queers, Ns, and Muslims but KNOWING what I KNOW about Baptist preachers I aint so sure his mind would always be on keeping us in the war IYKWIM 
Preachers have strong appetites for the ladies and that can interfere with business.
I am per plexed as to who I aim to vote for. What we NEED as a president is a man who believes in God but aint a preacher, has normal sized feet so he isnt always feeling inferior, looks good but not TOO good, and DONT have close set eyes like a mild retard.
Lord if shopping for a president aint JUST as hard as dialing in to QVC to talk live to the host I dont know what is!
XXOO
Jo-Jo
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Lynelle Bryant said
So typical of you, Jodie, to base your decision of how to vote in the presidential soley on who you would screw or not.
In reality, and after a few drinks on any given night, anyone capable of getting it up would meet your high standards wouldn’t they, sweetie?
God Bless!
Lynelle
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June Gordon said
Lynelle: No matter what men we chose, we’d keep an eagle eye out for you darlin.
We all know you’d steal a man — hells bells you steal everything else!
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June Gordon said
Jodes: I don’t care what John Edward got in his trousers. He is a FINE looking man. But I ain’t voting for no dang LIBS! NEVER!
Mitt makes me moist in my pantyhose, but if there is one thing worse than a LIB its a dang Mormon.
I think I would have to vote for John McCain cause I has seen photos of when he was being tortured in by them gooks in China and he was definately doable back then. Yes ma’am he was SO DOABLE. WOOF.
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Brother Bear said
Dearest Jodie:
You know you could always vote for a write-in candidate, if enough of us agreed we could get the President of our dreams, some nice Baptist Republican perhaps.
YIC
-bb
Sister Mabel Gargula said
If she weren’t a woman, I think Michelle Bachman would make a great candidate.
Connie Mack said
I promised to help out so I will. It goes without saying that a whole lot of thought and prayer needs to given prior to casting a vote for any of the candidates. We shouldn’t be reckless in our decisions and as we now know we cannot take people at face value.
lynn long said
I thought you guys were still supporting Billy Bob Neck—- Shelley Badwoman said you were.
lynn long said
PRAISE GOD! I just got an email from HIM! God has decided to send Jesus on D-Day! Yes, He will be coming June 6, 2008. So forget about who is the next President- Jesus is gonna be kicking butt by then.
The time is 6:00 am when the 6,666,666,666 person will be alive on the LATE GREAT PLANET EARTH.
GLORY- GLORY- GLORY
Melitaea athalia said
You’re no prize pig yourself, Lynelle.
Nikita said
Jack Bauer for President
Van Jones said
Please, oh PLEASE, do me the honor of posting my web site in your “Hellbound” column. I will be greatly flattered!!!
http://www.liberalswithguns.com
Warrior Jodie said
Melitea YOU got that right. That PIG Lynelle aint even good enough for dog food!
Van I saw your page and I decided you are just crazy.
Van Jones said
“Van I saw your page and I decided you are just crazy.”
Well, THAT feeling is certainly mutual.
In any case, my request stands. I’d be honored.
Oh I BET you would!
Sister Mabel Gargula said
Liberals with guns? I think that’s the scariest thing I’ve ever heard. Why don’t you just call your silly blog “I love Osama bin Laden”?
Nikita said
I’m fairly Liberal and I own a gun, a decent one in fact, not a .38 snub nose or Colt 1911 from when dinosaurs ruled the earth like I expect the others on here own.
Van Jones said
Warrior Jodie—
Well, we’re never going to agree.
However, I gotta ask. I’ll admit you ain’t a bad looking gal. However, what is a good, conservative Christian woman like you doing dressed like THAT???? Shouldn’t you be wearing a skirt down to your ankles with a blouse made of burlap or some other such heavy, non-see through material?
Kittenhime said
Van Jones…
I love you. Will you marry me?
Love that website.