Britney Spears is Possessed by the Devil!
Posted by Sister Mabel Gargula on January 12, 2008
We’ve known for some time that Britney Spears isn’t our kind of Christian. The evidence is there for anyone who cares to look (although I advise against it): kissing Madonna on the mouth, checking in and out of rehab, posing naked on magazine covers while pregnant, going around with out any britches and showing her panty parts to the world, attacking a car with an umbrella, cavorting with all sorts of unsavory men – even though she’s a mother, driving her car like a maniac, doing drugs and drinking alcohol, dancing with a snake (which always reminds me of the shameful homage I used to 
do of Salma Hayek’s performance as Santanico Pandemonium in From Dust Till Dawn – but that’s another story altogether) and, of course, her crazy antics lately related to her child custody battle. Everyone has surely seen her all over the news in recent days and weeks. First, the news reports said that she was under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol when she was taken to the hospital in an ambulance last week. Now, it is reported that Britney was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol. So, what could be the cause of her erratic behavior? Obviously, Satanic possession is the only answer.
If her behavior alone isn’t enough to convince you, consider this: Britney has claimed since last fall that her house is haunted.
We often see Britney Spears going in and out of hotels and think to ourselves, why would you live out of a hotel when you have a huge house? Apparently, it’s because Britney feels like her Malibu mansion is haunted.
“She is totally spooked by the place. She feels terribly lonely and hears all sorts of noises that can’t be explained…The whole vibe of the house makes her nervous and maybe explains some of her erratic behavior,” a source close to Britney says.
Alexi Csato, the previous owner of the house said: “The place is definitely haunted. My family had some extremely frightening supernatural experiences.”
“We traced the history of the place and believe the spirit of a tormented girl is trapped there.”
If you need more evidence, consider that Britney has claimed that her children are possessed by the devil!
Britney Spears claims that her children are possessed by the devil, says Closer magazine. A friend of the singer revealed to the magazine, “We got talking about her kids and she said she doesn’t even want to go near them because she thinks they’re possessed. It sounds insane when you say it out loud, but she told me that she’s finding it tough to be near them at the moment.”
Two-year-old Sean and one-year-old Jayden are currently living with their father Kevin Federline but Britney has been allowed contact with the boys three times a week.
Her friend says, “Britney has her priorities all wrong. She’s a total mess and seems to think that if she fixes the way she looks, it will somehow solve everything.” http://snipurl.com/1×9s3
To be honest, I’m not sure whether Britney has become possessed by an evil spirit that dwelt within her home and her children or whether she was merely trying to divert the public’s attention from her own obvious demonic possession by falsely claiming that her house and her children are possessed. I’m going to turn to the Bible for more answers, and I urge you to, as well. I recommend starting with the Book of Mark and Book of Samuel.
The only thing that I am sure of is that Britney Spears is possessed by the Devil. How else could you explain this:
I rest my case.
Submitted by: Sister Mabel
Street du Maurier said
Spears drafted a suicide note and planned to drown Jayden and Sean in the bathtub like serial killer Andrea Yates. Sources close to the recent Britney Spears meltdown say.
“She’s suffering from a severe case of postpartum depression,” celebrity psychologist Andon Wilkes said. Her depression coupled with her litany of bad decisions spells murder and suicide. Had the police not gotten there when they had, they would have found Jayden and Sean lifeless in the bathtub.”
Mrs. Betty Bowers said
“Spears drafted a suicide note and planned to drown Jayden and Sean in the bathtub.”
Goodness me, there but for illiteracy almost went another Patsy Ramsey, who always took the time to compose a draft note before settling on her wording.
Brother Bear said
Dearest Sister Mabel,
Although it’s not news to true Christians, Britney Spears being possessed by Satan will certainly shock the internets!
I’m certain when she shot into the public eye she sold her soul to the devil. If only we could see the paperwork, as I’m certain there is no turning back on a binding contract like soul-selling.
YIC
-bb
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestry K said
Oh God Betty when you say “goodness me” it makes me want to ……heh heh heh play God’s chef with you.
Spank me Betty
William, Eternal
Mrs. Betty Bowers said
Why should I waste a lovely manicure spanking you when the Lord Jesus is just *itching* to bend you over His Holy Knee on the White Throne of Judgment, reveal your pasty bottom to a band of angels and slap you once for each sin, which will, no doubt, leave you shockingly bruised and utterly senseless.
It is not, however, mine to question how my Savior gets His kicks.
Big fat bloke who's never actually been laid but has an online alter ego said
“She’s suffering from a severe case of postpartum depression”…………huh, huh I’d show her how to partum and she wouldn’t be depressed about it, I can tell ya !
“I’m certain when she shot into the public eye she sold her soul to the devil.”……………..huh, huh I’d like to shoot in her eye….and over her **unChristian word deleted**…..eh, eh……
Barbra's Bush said
I’m pretty sure Britney would enjoy that – she looks like she’d crave the cleansing burn of love-sludge in her eye. I’m pretty sure she’d enjoy at least 4 fingers up her **unChristian word deleted** as well.
In Jesse Jackson’s name
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Warrior Jodie said
I couldnt give a great big dump after a mexican dinner about Britney Spears. The sooner she kicks the bucket and dies the better. The world will be a better place without that carpet muncher polutioning the air waves.
But I did want to drop by and let you all know some news. I am a married ladie now but he needs your prayers because he is real old and real sick. Pray that he don’t suffer no longer than necessary preferably before Valentine Day.
XXOO
Jo-Jo
June Gordon said
Well well well well well! Isn’t that just dandy for you that your rich new hubby is gonna kick the can soon. He probably got a whiff of your dirty lady hamper and injected hisself with Bird Flu just to get away from you. Who whouldn’t? LOL
You may think you being married and everything is big news. Pardon me while I yawn. Cause last time I done checked you was a Cheap, Lying Whore with Personal Hygiene Issues. Now you’re a MARRIED Cheap, Lying Whore with Personal Hygiene Issues. Bit whoop!
But I bet the Orlando Police is gonna be mighty interested when they get an earful from yours truly about your plans to kill off that old coot you done tricked into buying the flapping furry lips of your worn out snackateria.
And you can save the money for the Greyhound and use it to buy yourself some underwear darlin. Them sloppy knockers of yours is SEVERAL years ahead of the rest of you on their trip down, down, down to HELL!
Warrior Jodie said
Poor OLD June still bitter cause no matter how many times she pops out her dentures to show the cowboys her special talent not a blame one of them will take THAT COW home to their barn.
You just keep it up June WHOREdon and see who is left on the outside smeraing their drug coated nose on the window looking in. Because I KNOW something you dont about this web site. AND TD, AND that witch Lynelle AND a few others around here.
If you know whats good for you you will SHUT those NL pole smokers of yours and be real nice to me.
Look here I done gone and bought you a Greyhound ticket to come see us. Much as I hate the idear of you under the roof of my new ALL BRICK HOUSE warshing that rotten clam in one of my THREE SHOWERS I need a friend here. No body knows more about burying old men than you and I need some morale support. So for once in your miserable life do something nice.
Call me once you pried open your phone.
Jodie
June Gordon said
Dear Wore Rear Ho-die:
Vonda send me some snaps from you’re “wedding” from her durn camera phone. Thats hows I know you first dance at the reception was a dang POLE DANCE and that you gave all the groomsmen and the parking attendants at the Ramada lap dances — you crazy, cheap exhibishanist!
I’m fixing to give you a dang peace of my mind! But I will wait till I sees you in person cause it ain’t fitting to be saying such on a public bored like that.
Just send the GD ticket and then I’ll decide if I’m gonna use it or not.
And FUFYI I got medicince to fix this week so I ain’t gonning down to your brick shack until Friday at the earlier. That’s all I’m saying bout that.
Sister Mabel Gargula said
My goodness! A married lady! Congratulations, Jodie! I wish I would have known, I would’ve loved to have been at the ceremony. I love weddings! This is an excuse to do one of my other favorite things – shop. I know just what I’m gonna get you. I’m so happy for you!
Warrior Jodie said
Oh Mabel hon unlike SOME PEOPLE you are always so kind. Thank you! It just seems like what God wanted for me. There I was in Nasau at a flea market eyeing a Louis Vuton purse and I turn around and fall right on top of this old man in a wheelchair. There was sweet George with his head right between my ta-tas LOL! Next thing I know we are sitting at some fancy smancy resort eating oysters and he proposed.
It was all so romantic. If George werent so sick and old and didnt have THAT PROBLEM downstairs IYKWIM it would have been a perfect honeymoon to. But I dont care about all that mess. Unlike SOME PEOPLE my whole life dont revolve around having my muffin frosted.
Like George says the good Lord give it and when you get old the good Lord cause it to bend in the middle when you start to diddle. LOL!
Looky here I got some dirt and I aim to send you an email and tell you all about it. I PROMISED TD not say one word about what YKW did but it is good!
XXOO
Jo-Jo
June Gordon said
Well I will have all of you all to know that I got a VERY nice call tonight from the webmistress (I hate that word cause it makes it sounds like that fine lady is skanking her ladyhole round the bend with every tomcat in the alley when — unlike THE PREVIOUS POSTER — she is a actual LADY! LOL
Anyhows I can’t say what she said because it was PRIVATE and very personal. In fact she asked me not to tell ANYONES that we even talked so that will give you alls an idear about how sensative it was and everything.
In fact I’ve a gone and said too much allready and should pobaby just use that “BACK” or “ERASER” button my this durn keyboard before I push this heare button that says SUBMIT COMMENT and in fact I am fixing to do that ri
Lynelle Bryant said
June and Jodie,
In the past I have not been very nice to you and for that I am sorry. You deserved much more better treatment than I have shown you and I hope that you will eventually come to forgive me.
I don’t know what you think you know but there is a lot more to this situation than you can imagine. Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett is not a well woman and anything she has told you should be considered coming from someone who is highly medicated and not in complete control of her faculties. The truth is that T.D. suffers from Post Pardon Depression and a multitude of other mental illnesses. You should know all the facts before you say or do anything.
I genuinely wish you ladies the very best in life and a life rich in happiness, love, and peace. Jodie, I pray that your recent marriage is one filled with all the joy that you deserve.
God Bless!
Lynelle
Warrior Jodie said
Lynelle hon you can just tongue my brown star right after I take a big ole dump. Apology NOT accepted.
Go to HELL!
Jodie
Brother Bear said
Jodie,
You don’t have to tell Lynelle to go there, I think she just bought a first class one-way ticket to HADES!
YIC
-bb
Connie Mack said
I am just proud to be the mother of daughters who find Britney Spears as distasteful as I do. There are far better choices for a role model than that nutcase.
Britney Spears Sister said
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shaine said
fyi she is not possesed!….
satans bitch said
you people are hypocrites, imagine what your god will do to you when he reads the total crap your spilling out about a decent human being. What does everybody else in the world sin but you? Are you actually saying your superior to someone, how very sad. its people like you who are going to fill up hell and why i turned from a christian to an atheist.
God said love your neighbour and treat others as you would have them treat you. i would just love britney to come and give you a piece of her mind, coz lets face it, you rather sad individuals when you spend time ripping apart a celebrity that couldn”t give two shits about you in the first place.
i’ll see you in hell, i’d much prefer to be ther, than being met at the pearly gates by a bunch of wankers like you
k thanks
lelot said
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brittney spears fan said
you guys are asses i think she is weird but is perfectly fine. (except the modanna thing) but that is diffrent.
YOU GUYS ARE WEIRDOS said
YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOO MESSED UP I USED TO CHRISTIAN AND I HATED IT BECAUSE IT WAS SO NAOT TRUE AND I CHANGED TO A THING CALLED PEGANISM GOT TO YOU TUBE AND WHATCH THE VIDEOS BY THE WAS I WAS THE PERSON WHO WROTE YOU ARE ASSES AND THAT SHE IS A LITTLE WEIRD BUT SHE IS NOT POSEOESD I AM A BIG FAN OF HER MABEY SHE IS JUST LEZ THAT ISN’T ALL THAT BAD
rick said
please all of you stop… and think.. affulent people, all this crap.. too much money and no god too speak of just look at the world no one gives a stuff
David Dawes said
Did you god loving freaks ever stop to think that constantly being violated, abused, hasseled etc. 24/7 by the paparrazi can cause someone to break down. Jesus fucking Christ this young lady can not do a single thing with at least 50 people climbing all over her. She’s only HUMAN. Christians are so closed minded. Anything that scares you gets blamed on the devil. I am so glad I am not shackled by the chains of your fanatical religion. Religion is moral yet religion is HATE, religion is FEAR, religion is WAR, religion is hypocrisy, religion is a WHORE.
vanessa said
fuck you brintey slot
Superpenisdrill said
The real Christians are Catholics not protestants, and Britney spears is the biggest SLUT ever!!!!!!!!!!!
MODERATOR’S NOTE: Go peddle you Mary-Worshipping, ring-kissing, boy-diddling propaganda elsewhere.
SuperPenisDrill said
this website is [UNCHRISTIAN WORD] crazy what the [UNCHRISTIAN WORD] is wrong with you people, i think you guys are a cult or sumething, and how the [UNCHRISTIAN WORD] does this prayer make sense if computers werent even around in Jesus’ time you dumb [UNCHRISTIAN WORD].
IN JESUS NAME, I BIND UP EVERY DEMON COMING ACROSS THE COMPUTER LINES, AND I RETURN THEM AND ANY CURSES.IN JESUS NAME, I COVER MYSELF IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS. I COVER THIS COMPUTER AND THE INTERNET ROAD I TRAVEL IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS. I TAKE AUTHORITY AND DOMINION OVER ALL WEB SITES, WEB MASTERS, WEB DOMAINS, AND DEMONS OF THE INTERNET SUPER HIGHWAY SO THEY DO NOT CROSS MY PATH. I DISPATCH ANGELS AHEAD OF ME TO PROTECT ME.
Extrinsic said
Seriously? Possessed by Satan? Theists are a constant source of amusement to me. I don’t suppose it occurred to anyone that there is a high probability that she was on drugs but they are keeping that out of the news for her benefit. It is at least as probable as possession. Really? Your going to jump to the conclusion that she is possessed over all the reasonable possibilities? It’s uncanny.
youareallhomos said
just an ‘FYI’ britney spears is a person and has feelings. every single one of you talking shit on her and being mean is just proving you’re worse then her. anyone who has gone through what shes gone through would freak out and be depressed too. ask any one of your moms. im sure their husbands left their ass too. the only difference is, is that britney can’t even cry by herself. she cant walk out her damn door without all those piece of shits with their damn cameras. you would go alittle crazy to. BUT SHE’S STILL JUST A NORMAL LADY. there are people out there killing kids and raping women and you guy have time to sit here and talk shit on a women whos life is laid out in all the magazines and all over tv? wow. you guy have lives. you all are just jealous. just jealous that you’re fat and at home eating nasty junk food. you could never compare to britney spears. at least she made her dream come true! to bad all the people like you had to come and ruin it. you’re the reason she’s been the way she is. you feed off the lies and betrail just to make your pathetic lives seem better. well FUCK YOU! karmas a bitch just like your mom. at least she has more class then you. she’s not sitting here bashing you about your life is she? no because she doesn’t give a fuck. just like you shouldn’t. let her live her life and go get one of your own.
abbby said
so i think you crazy ass christian republican , money crazy closed minded freaks, are the ones possesed by the devil.
really im 14 and everything you say is a load of horseshit.
Kissing the same gender is perfectly fine, its not any place of yours to worry about it, and if you have a problem why dont you lift up your pointy white racist hood of hell and burn for it.
its funny how this website sais “athiest not welcome” well im not athiest im christian. but thats like putting a sign on the door of my store and saying “no colored people allowed” ITS THE FUCKING 21ST CENTURY, this is where god wants us to be and i bet hes ASHAMED of what his followers have became.
AND IF YOU THINK SHES GOT PROBLEMS, look at you critisizing every little *tabloid yes tabloid (as in headlines”rumors” not for sure things” that she may or may not have done.
She is bigger than you and will be way more welcome in gods doors than you, defacing his creations.
Go actually take gods words of love into meaning, and back the fuck off.
OH YA “SHOWING HER PANTIES TO THE WORLD”
hmmm just like every fucking model on the planet, yep guess their all burning in hell.
if all the things you crazy people think are true, theyre will be about 2.5 people in heaven.
Henio said
[UNCHRISTIAN WORD REMOVED]!! Please, people, open your eyes!! [BLASPHEMY REMOVED]!! Consequently, possessions are nothing but an psychosomatic pathology.
wtf? said
Seriously, i just stumbled across this site while surfing for pron… i mean torrents… im mean its almost 4 in the morning so i dont care what i do before i go sleep with my underage girlfriend. If this site is real. You all suck [UNCHRISTIAN WORD REMOVED]. If not.. Im joining. If i can find this place again in my alice in wonderland stoned state. [UNCHRISTIAN WORD REMOVED] you all, [UNCHRISTIAN WORD REMOVED] you up your stupid [UNCHRISTIAN WORD WITH STUPID BRITISH SPELLING REMOVED].
JimiH said
June & Jodie, You two are a [UNCHRISTIAN WORD] riot! Thanks for the laughs.
MODERATOR’S NOTE: Instead of laughing at them, you ought to pray for them. They are both very troubled sparrows of the Lord. In fact, none of us are sure if Jodie is dead of in prison right now. I’m greatly troubled by this. I’m praying every day for her. She talks a good game, but I can spot a fragile soul from across a football field.
chris said
i am sorry but some of u people sed she is crazy she aint she just needs space from the press and all just give her a break and you all would be the same if u went what she was goin through
Tiffany Wellsley said
Chris,
Are you black? Was that post written in ebonics, or is it truly an attempt at English? I have never seen so many incomplete thoughts crammed into a single sentence. Of course, it’s hard to tell if you intended to type even one sentence since there is no capitalization or punctuation in the entire post. You are completely illiterate. And to think, I thought it was impossible to have less talent than Britney.
Tiffany
hafhif9 said
OMG such a s.l.u.t lol y du tht thnk god shes bk on track tho . its her life she was ruinin. tho i admit i lyk her music she was gr8 be4 all ov tht happened then she ruined it but soooo glad shes bak on track as it was ritee decision nd waat is this website eniii way
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hfuyeyyrehf said
i feel sorry 4 britney but then agen i dnt cos she did it all by her self . but waaaaat she did wass dangerous nd stupid stupid mistake lol i lyk her music 2 nd am glad 2 c her singin agen yh i gt waaat u mean i pitty er but i dnt but not ennii more cos shes on track lyke she used 2 bee dont yaaa just agreee wif meee?! lol
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Mi said
I’m sorry… but Britney fan, you think the only thing weird about her is that she Kissed Madonna??
If anything that is the least weird thing about her. A) it was a performance therefore she is ACTING and B) well, I’m not going to get into things about homo/bi sexuality.
If you want to talk about what is weird, how bout shaving her head and child negligence?
I don’t believe she is possessed, but I do believe she needs/needed mental care
Lucifer said
GET A [obscenity removed].
Jean Spears said
Good loves us all. Shes a Victm. UR NOT A [obscenity deleted] CHRISTIAN IF U CANT SEE A GIRL WHO HAS BEEN HURT BY FAME. LISTEN HUNNY WHEN GOD DO COME UR GONNA BURN IN HELL. U LOWERD URSELF AND SHOW HOW UNCARING AND [obscenity deleted] U ARE! I CANT WAIT TO SEE U “SISTER” IN HELL!!!!
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