Beware This Communist Plot!
Posted by Sister Mabel Gargula on November 7, 2007
I accidentally stumbled upon this website: www.freerice.com. The idea is that the visitor to the site is supposed to choose the correct meaning for the vocabulary word listed, and then the site magically donates 10 grains of rice to some allegedly (that’s one of those “vocabulary” words) needy people for each correct answer. You read that correctly: these commie creeps have concocted a scheme to give away our rice, grown in the United States of Jesus, to undeserving heathen countries!
“The rice is distributed by the United Nations World Food Program (WFP). The World Food Program is the world’s largest food aid agency, working with over 1,000 other organizations in over 75 countries. In addition to providing food, the World Food Program helps hungry people to become self-reliant so that they escape hunger for good. Wherever possible, the World Food Program buys food locally to support local farmers and the local economy. We encourage you to visit the United Nations World Food Program to learn more about their successful approach to ending hunger.”
If that’s not bad enough, the words are hard! I’m no dummy (I had a couple years of college under my belt before the “incident”), and I had a hard time with some of the words they picked. I’m positive that this is some Lieberal Demoncrat scheme to make good God-fearing Americans feel stupid.
“FreeRice has a custom database containing thousands of words at varying degrees of difficulty. There are words appropriate for people just learning English and words that will challenge the most scholarly professors. In between are thousands of words for students, business people, homemakers, doctors, truck drivers, retired people… everyone!
FreeRice automatically adjusts to your level of vocabulary. It starts by giving you words at different levels of difficulty and then, based on how you do, assigns you an approximate starting level. You then determine a more exact level for yourself as you play. When you get a word wrong, you go to an easier level. When you get three words in a row right, you go to a harder level. This one-to-three ratio is best for keeping you at the “outer fringe” of your vocabulary, where learning can take place.
There are 50 levels in all, but it is rare for people to get above level 48.”
I call for an immediate boycott of this site and their Commie-loving sponsors!
NO Communist Parties for US!
Submitted by Sister Mabel
La Mona said
There is no “United States of Jesus.” Hate to break it to you.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
I thought these third world country folks already only ate rice, why in heavens name would they want more? They must be sick to death of rice by now. We should send them all that e-coli hamburger they are recalling, those folks probably have built up quite a tolerance to food borne illnesses by now. Then they can have something to eat with their rice, seems like a win/win for everyone.
Sister Mabel Gargula said
Brother WhoDat, you are just so smart! And compassionate, too! You should be President!!
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Arn Lewis said
“grown in the United States of Jesus, to undeserving heathen countries!”
United States of Jesus, where is that? As I said before, I live in the United States of America, but since there are no Americans here you should stop trying to influence Americans with your propaganda, that’s what the Senate just called “homegrown terrorism” in the bipartisian passing of HR 1955 a week ago.
MOD TODD SEZ: What do we look like to you, Roll Call? You think this is C-SPAN? Get a grip.
BurgerMeister said
I got 13 words correct before getting “erumpent” wrong (it means “bursting out”). Bless these wonderful Communists for helping to feed people and for teaching me what “erumpent” means! I’m going to practice my new word:
Britney Spears was erumpent out of her dress.
Arn Lewis said
Now I’m going to fire up a fat joint then go see how many of these words I can get, probably not many since my vocabulary is basically limited to words like far out, cool, and wow man, did you see that? my arm just melted into the couch.
MOD TODD SEZ: Why on Earth do you suppose we are attracting these FILTHY drug addicts? Did June Gordon sell her email list, or what?
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Oh Arn…
Please lay off the pot, it will melt your brain. Cause you to grow long hair, eat poorly, play video games, and make poor choices. Like trying to hook up with the likes of Jodie or June Gordon, and bless their hearts, they are not proper ladies. We have a saying in the congregation, it is kind of a mantra…
Fellas beware
We don’t mean to scare
A romp with Jodie and June Gordon
=
Pain when you pee and Penicillin
Linus said
I intend to have donated 1000 grains within the next 10 minutes. Level 40, yeah!
Nikita said
I wish we were invaded by Russians, some of them are so gorgeous and they have the sexiest accents.
MOD TODD SEZ: Yes, honey, but since you are a carpet muncher, you just might want to rethink that. All those Russian “women” have moustaches thicker than June Gordon’s. And, NONE of them bottom. I’m just sayin’.
Arn Lewis said
Brother WhoDat, go to my myspace page, there is a pic of me there (or just place your cursor over my name here and it will pop up,,, as you can see, my hair is already long, however I eat quite well, sometimes even too well,(munchies ya know), I don’t play video games, that would take away from my time of doing what I enjoy most, watching cartoons. and you know very well that I have already stated that my reasons for trying to entice Jodie into coming here were strictly for my own perverted pleasures and that I had plenty of saran wrap with which to protect myself. And I had no desire to do the same with June, there are just some places that I will not go.
Oh yeah, the melted brain theory, forget it, I just took my brain out and checked it and there are absolutely no signs whatsoever of melting or even softening, however, my surgical skills are minimal at best and I’m not entirely sure I re-attached everything properly, my motor skills seem to be a bit off, but I’ll make do I suppose.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Arn,
I don’t quite think that Saran Wrap will do the trick, if there is a local Army Surplus they might have some sort of wet suit that would work should you actually insist on persuing one of those gals. Come to think of it fly fishing hip waders might help as well. Well, good luck and please hit the doctor first thing in the morning. On the upside at least you aren’t trying to bed down Helen Bock, she is trouble with a capital T, or so I have heard. Nice gal though. And the prettiest hair, she wears it long and natural… shame about her tattoos and facial hair though, she must be italian or part native american. Poor old gal.
Arn Lewis said
watch it there,,,I am native American myself, and we have some very beautiful women among us.
Mod Note: Very true, but you have never seen Helen Bock, now have you? She has a heart of gold and is sweet as the day is long, sadly she has the face of a stevedore. Poor ol gal.
MOD TODD SEZ: Native American as in Indian? We know you smoke more dope than the staff of Rolling Stone. We hope you don’t dip into the firewater, too, Cochise.
Brother Bear said
Dearest FIC,
Not to change the subject but could we start a website that has visitors correctly interpret bible passages and then we send back those drug infested toy beads back to China for each correct answer?
Just a thought,
YIC
-bb
Sister Mabel Gargula said
BurgerMeister and Linus, you’re completely missing the point of this article! You’re NOT supposed to go to the site. We’re boycotting them! Don’t you guys understand anything?!
La Mona said
I donated 1130 grains earlier this morning. The site is very entertaining.
Sister Mabel Gargula said
Stop it! Stop it! You’re helping them turn the United States of Jesus into a communist country!
Brother Bear said
Sister Mabel,
I don’t know if you will be able to stop them, they are addicted to the game, not knowing the harm they are doing to the Untied Stats of Jesus Christ of America!
When their foodstamps run out and the internets connection is gone, then they’ll see their ways, the only thing we can do is keep boycotting and praying!
YIC
-bb
La Mona said
1. There is no United States of Jesus
2. Feeding the hungry is a great charity…an aspect of Christianity.
3. Learning new vocabulary is good for you.
Arn Lewis said
“United States of Jesus Christ of America”
Damn, this country’s name is getting long. I Like the ending though, Jesus Christ of America, how long will it be before you start saying that Jesus Christ is American?
MOD TODD SEZ: Of course he is. He’s a Republican too. Everyone with any sense knows that.
BurgerMeister said
Sister Mabel -
I’m sorry I missed the point of your post. I had a weak moment of kindness and compassion. I know that isn’t the Republican Baptist way, so I’ll read my Leviticus tonight and try to get back in line.
Sister Mabel Gargula said
BurgerMeister,
Whatever are you going on about now? Of course Christians (Republican Baptists) are kind and compassionate – to those that deserve it. However, we will NOT engage in anti-American communist Jesus-hating activities like those awful, awful people at http://www.freerice.com. We just won’t do it!
Arn Lewis said
it could get addicting, I just went up to level 40 with 1450 grains, this is kinda like playing word games on pogo.
can anyone think of any other good causes we could get these folks to condemn for us.
Nikita said
Mary had a Little Lamb.
BurgerMeister said
Sister Mabel –
Since Republican Baptists are so kind and compassionate, maybe they should have a similar website that donated to the less privileged. Maybe you could give guns to people that need them but are too poor or can’t pass a background check. Would that that be less Jesus-hating than those awful people at http://www.freerice.com ?
Sister Mabel Gargula said
We believe that charity begins at home. God helps those who help themselves. God bless!
Linus said
I’ve donated over 3000 grains thus far! Woot!
interpreted said
Hello again. I haven’t been here for ages – but now I’m back.
A relevant biblical passage –
“Is not this the kind of fasting I have chosen:
to loose the chains of injustice
and untie the cords of the yoke,
to set the oppressed free
and break every yoke?
Is it not to share your food with the hungry
and to provide the poor wanderer with shelter—
when you see the naked, to clothe him,
and not to turn away from your own flesh and blood?
Then your light will break forth like the dawn,
and your healing will quickly appear;
then your righteousness will go before you,
and the glory of the LORD will be your rear guard.
Then you will call, and the LORD will answer;
you will cry for help, and he will say: Here am I.
“If you do away with the yoke of oppression,
with the pointing finger and malicious talk,
and if you spend yourselves in behalf of the hungry
and satisfy the needs of the oppressed,
then your light will rise in the darkness,
and your night will become like the noonday.
It’s good to be home.
The Fallen Angel said
W00T! level 45!!! shows that the members of NFChan are better than the loosers here lol
with your impressive ‘collage education’ what level did you get mabel, negative 9?
ITT: Why communists are taking over the world with rice
next week, how to nail jello to the ceiling…
Sister Mabel Gargula said
It’s “college,” genius.
I shamefully played once, but I couldn’t get past level 48. Then I realized the communist plot for what it is. Then I prayed to the Lord for forgiveness.
Linus said
¡Vive socialismo!
Mod Note: Linus, you stop posting this communist language at once.
Arn Lewis said
MOD TODD: “Of course he is, he’s a Republican too, anyone with any sense knows that”
Just like I knew you would fall for it when I said that, and the Romans were really Mexican, and the Hebrews were Canadian. And what were the Egyptians? Cattle? They must have been since today their leaders’ bodies are jerky.
Connie Mack said
Look here, if I wanted to donate corn to a bunch of jig-a-boos I’d just drive through East Atlanta and throw cans of it of the window of my speeding SUV. We have our own problems right here in the USA without being bothered with a bunch of ungrateful Ethiopians.
Azrael Hunt said
I, personally, was under the impression that charity was one of the cardinal virtues of Christianity. I haven’t had a look at the site in question yet, but I shall have to… Oh, as a side note – I do realise this is off-topic, but still, I would appreciate an answer –
“United States of Jesus Christ of America”
Damn, this country’s name is getting long. I Like the ending though, Jesus Christ of America, how long will it be before you start saying that Jesus Christ is American?
MOD TODD SEZ: Of course he is. He’s a Republican too. Everyone with any sense knows that.
How on earth do you figure that? If America was even populated in the time if the Saviour’s life, it was only populated by primitive natives… Certainly, Republicanism wasn’t yet even a fever dream.
On the other hand, it could be that you mean Jesus’ Second Coming has come about without the world’s knowing. In which case, he’d still legally be a citizen of the country of his mortal birthplace; Jerusalem, capital of Israel. So by that reckoning, Jesus is actually a Muslim. However, if Jesus has indeed risen again – and applied for a US citizenship – let the world know! Although by now, he’s probably out in Africa. Distributing rice to the poor.
–
Azrael
Brother Bear said
Dearest Azrael Hunt,
You are actually referring to our blessed Saviour in the past tense, any Baptist knows that Jesus rose from the dead and is our LIVING LORD!
So therefore it is quite possible he would be a Republican!
FIC
-bb
Azrael Hunt said
Brother Bear,
I see where you’re coming from. However, if I’m not misremembering my scripture, Jesus rose from the dead then ascended to heaven. However, it is not that fact I dispute, it is simply moderator Todd’s unequivocal statement that the Lord is without question a Republican American.
While I agree that, if the don of God indeed walks among us, he could assume any identity he so desires, it is not an absolute fact that he is one or the other. If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that there are no absolutes in life.
–
Azrael
Azrael Hunt said
My apologies; I meant “son of God”, not “don of God” there.
MOD TODD SEZ: He cannot be here yet because the Rapture has not happened yet, because I am still here, along with all of the other true Christians (Baptist Republican) here on this site. It goes like this, 1. Rapture. 2. Tribulation. 3. Second Coming. Got it?
Klaatu said
Whaaaahaaaahaaaa………The rapture has come already, but THE LORD couldn’t beam you up due to weight ratio. That’s why you are still here, fat greedy people in hummers won’t go to heaven.
(God told me to tell you so)
MOD TODD SEZ: God speaks to us. He doesn’t speak to you for obvious reasons. And, I drive a Chevy pickup.
Klaatu said
And Jesus just told me the following:
“**unChristian filth removed** you, I am not American, just look at my very Jewish nose”
Sister Mabel Gargula said
Excuse you, but who are you calling fat? Our congregation is remarkably fit. Gluttony is a sin, you know!
Arn Lewis said
much as I would like to continue this, I have to leave this site for awhile, I received some disturbing news a few minutes ago. My grandson, who is 11 weeks old and in the children’s hospital in St Louis MO, has just become unresponsive to all forms of stimulation, they have put him on life support for now and are doing an eeg to determine brain activity.
I know there are a couple of honest caring people that read this and even a couple of real christians drop in here from time to time, if you are one of those please visit
Visit a CaringBridge site
and sign his guest book and leave a prayer for him, I know I profess myself to be a non believer, but my grandson may be dying, any help, even prayers would be greatly appreciated.
on the opening page just type his name ( jdungarski ) in the blank box and click on “VISIT”, you may be asked to make up a login name and password, but the few seconds it takes to do that could some day mean the world to him, there you can see his history since being admitted (including x-rays, pictures of JD etc.) All visits and prayers would be appreciated by me, him, and his parents.
Thank you to all who visit his page.
sincerely,
Arn Lewis
Mod note: Please know that we’re praying for your grandson.
Arn Lewis said
that “visit a caring bridge site” was supposed to be a link, it seems it didn’t work, here is the url to their site
http://www.caringbridge.org/cb/visitAPage.do
thank you again
Klaatu said
You shall not lie Mod Todd…….
and I don’t care a wink about which car you drive…..try walking, it digests the rice which you keep to feed your ego.
Sister Mabel…..why are you so guilt stricken?
Azrael Hunt said
Todd,
Thank you for enlightening me as to your beliefs. I appreciate it. However, If what you say is true, and the Lord does not yet walk again, how is it you can be so sure that he is a Republican American now? Forgive me if I misunderstand, but it seems you’re saying that while Jesus hasn’t returned yet, he is still a Republican American… whereas it seems to me that, if the Lord has not returned, then he belongs more to the Kingdom of Heaven than the United States.
–
Azrael
Brother Bear said
Dearest Azrael:
I think you are confusing things, I’m the one who said “The United States of Jesus Christ of America” and Todd said Jesus was Republican. (note not American Republican)
In (”of America”) I’m using the word “of” as in within, not “of” as “one of us” so to spell it out more clearly The United States of People Who Believe in Jesus Christ within America.
Hope that clears that up for you.
YIC
-bb
Azrael Hunt said
Brother Bear,
Thanks for clearing things up.
I still think, however, that applying any labels to the Lord that are not explicitly stated in the Bible veers dangerously close to apostasy; indeed, can even the Bible itself be entirely free of suspicion? It was, after all, compiled at the bidding of the – pagan – Holy Roman Emperor Constantine, whose baptism was against his will, and on his deathbed…
That, perhaps, is a discussion for another time.
–
Azrael
Lai said
Does Jesus not teach that we should love everyone? If we are called to love everyone, are we not called to end their suffering? Wake up. As we live comfortable lives in the US (although this is not even so for many in the US, unfortunately) , millions are ravaged by hunger across the world.
Exploited by a logic of global capitalism, and ignored by the right as the “lazy” or “communist” other, they are left to die due to no clear fault of their own. This is not what Jesus taught.
What is wrong with helping them when we already have so much??
Azrael Hunt said
Well said, Lai.
cait said
everyone these days is so wrapped in there own lives…
we sit at home watching our tvs and listening to music, when at the same time a child dies in africa every three seconds…
MOD TODD SEZ: Negroes dropping like flies with flies in their eyes are no concern of ours. If they just had a work ethic THEIR situation would be better. (Honey, notice, it’s “their” when its a possessive.)
The Inquisitive said
I wonder, Todd… would you still say that if it turned out Yancy had been shipped, via New Orleans, to Africa, and dumped into the conditions of those Africans you so despise…
cait said
eh, if your implying that its THEIR fault youre even more ignorant than i thought
how DARE you say that!
Proud Atheist 2 said
Oh no! Big words like “automatically” and “succesful” must hurt your brains, huh
barunroy said
It is such a sad thing to realize that in a country like the United States there are still megalomaniac, racial, proud and good for nothing people like you. I have worked as a humanitarian aid worker in many developing and underdeveloped countries in Africa. We all have to do our share of sharing. You call your nation the United States of Jesus, remember he believed in Sharing!
Honey you got your blame nerve. We are a CHRISTIAN organization and your LIBERAL BS has no use up in here.
ohmaris said
Todd, I’m afraid your bigotry and completely warped view of life almost makes me disappointed to call myself a Christian… It’s people like you that ruin everything. I don’t want to be associated with anything about you, so the fact that we are both put under the same umbrella word “Christian” absolutely revolts me. You should be ashamed of yourself, and I’m sure that you’ll be made to feel more than that when you leave this world.
I thought I was done, but I’m not. I just really can’t believe you people here. How dare you say that poor, uneducated African people deserved to die horrible deaths?? No one deserves that, you horrifyingly selfish and blind man.
ModNote: Goodness, aren’t you judgemental. Emphasis, on the ‘mental’ part. That really isn’t very Christian (republican Baptist) of you, to judge others like that, now is it? We will pray that you stop being such a bossy boots, know-it-all, irratating little loudmouth, with a bad attitude. Such a shame that you feel the need to pass judgement on others, especially considering what a ‘loser’ you are (not my words) known to be.
ohmaris said
Haha.. now you’re calling me judgemental. You just said that you didn’t care about the loss of life, the loss of children’s lives no less, and that they deserved it,
MOD TODD SEZ: Negroes dropping like flies with flies in their eyes are no concern of ours. If they just had a work ethic THEIR situation would be better. (Honey, notice, it’s “their” when its a possessive.)
called people filthy for things they said, your site has a a list of people and groups of people that you have judged as going to Hell, when the Bible kind of clearly says that it is not for us to judge such things.
I was not being judgemental at all, I’m sorry if I sounded a little rude, I just found myself very upset after reading one of your comments. I called you bigoted, which is true. You are clearly rascist against Africans, insinuating that they have no work ethic and deserve horrible punishments. I called you selfish as well, and that’s not a very nice thing to say, but someone that doesn’t want to help other people across the globe that are truly suffering when they have the means to do so, well… I would find that person a bit selfish.
ohmaris said
I’m sorry though, I’m not sure if the same person I was originally talking about replied to me up there, or if it was someone new.
John said
Dude, this article rocks. I sent it to all my friends for a good laugh.
Actually, freerice.com helped me out a lot on my LSAT vocabulary score, helping me get a law degree to start my own business…something much more productive for America than your worthless blog.
Comrade Lenin said
If you love Jesus so much, why don’t you want to help people? This is why I don’t believe in god, because his followers are some of the worst people on the planet and no longer follow the idea of Jesus (who is merely the astrological personification of pisces, the 2 fish…Jesus fish…it’s all astrology). I thought you guys love to help the needy etc., maybe you’re from a different christian sect that are uncaring or something (I’m used to Catholic ideals, being I was raised that way, confirmed and all). If there was a god he would strike you bastards down old testament style for taking his message and using it to oppress people. But I suppose if there is a god then he must be overthrown, because humanity will never be free with some all powerful omnipotent being watching over us.
Also, there is a Communist Party in the US: The Communist Party USA (CPUSA): http://www.cpusa.org
So basically we Communists are better than crazy right wing christians, because we’ll actually help our fellow human being while you let them rot and dream up a christian-fascist state in the US.
whoa, so I’ve seen some of what Mod Todd has said…very nice, I’m sure god will bring you right up to heaven with racist ideas like that. You sound less like a christian and more like a Nazi.
Mod Todd says:”Negroes dropping like flies with flies in their eyes are no concern of ours. If they just had a work ethic THEIR situation would be better”
I suppose you right wing nuts won’t do anything about the situation in Africa, but no worries, Communist China is helping them out with plenty of money, as is Russia and the beginning of the New Soviet Union (Comrade Putin as PM of Russia, and now PM of the Union of Russia and Belarus, which is the beginning of the re-formation of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics). Eventually through Pan-African ideals, we’ll see a single Socialist African Super State.
Comrade Lenin said
Oh wait, I get it now, this site is strictly for Christians (Republican Baptists).
BibleThumpR said
Wouldn’t supposedly good Christians – wait I’m sorry – Republican Baptists want to reach out and help others? Isn’t that what being a Christian is all about? What would Jesus do? Is this ringing a bell in your allegedly existent brains? Can you please prove to me that this site is donating to communist countries, where is your evidence? The fact is, you have none. You are all horrible people who are surely going to hell for your ignorance and blind hatred towards other children of God.