Hero or Villan? God’s Little Match Boy Starts California Fires
Posted by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett on October 31, 2007
“Then the Lord rained brimstone and fire on Sodom and Gomorrah, from the Lord out of the heavens” Genesis 19:24. “Turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah into ashes, condemned them to destruction, making them an example to those who afterward would live ungodly” II Peter 2:6.
Yahoo News: Officials: Boy with matches started fire – “The fire began in an area near Agua Dulce and quickly spread. It was among 15 or so major wildfires that killed 14 people, destroyed some 2,100 homes and blackened 809 square miles from Los Angeles to the Mexican border last week.”
Dear Saints,
To many people this little boy (whose parents who were obviously too busy to supervise his play time, and Liberals no doubt) is a criminal. They even want him to be prosecuted like an adult and put into a prison with a bunch of Mexicans and coloreds who will sodomize him, turning him into a queer arsonist.
But, for the faithful, the few who believe that God simply used this child as a tool to teach 
the sinners in California a lesson for condoning sodomy, mixed marriages, and perpetuating the Global Warming lie, this child is a hero. What you as a child of the Lord needs to do today is pray over this and let the Good Lord tell you if this precious little prophet deserves to have his anus violated by some thug in the big-house or does he deserve a medal for cleaning house for the Lord.
It is no secret that California, especially Hollyweird (L.A.) land of communists and Liberals, and Sin Francisco, home to more queers per acre than Sodom and Gomorrah, are responsible for promoting more vile and putrid acts of deviant behavior than anywhere else in the United States of God.
So was the little un-named boy, who struck the match that sent thousands of filthy sinners running in fear for their lives, a sinner who acted on his own, or did Jesus Christ himself hand that baby those matches and whisper in his little ear to “Do My Will?” That, Brothers and Sisters, is the question of the day.
At 7:00 PM E.S.T. there will be a special prayer vigil for the family of God’s Little Match Boy at Baptist Churches around the country. Please remember this time to bow your head and pray that justice be served and that the Lord Jesus Christ touch your heart with the rioght conclusion.
In the meantime, you can show your support by putting a “Release God’s Little Match Boy and Give Him His Matches Back” bumper sticker right beside the yellow ribbon on your SUV bumper and show the world that you believe in American Justice and God! (Available at a Baptist Church or area GOP headquarters near you)
Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader said
I tell you that I don’t feel the need to pray over this because the Lord knew what he was doing when he handed that boy those matches to begin with. God sent a clear message to California and that was that he is sick and tired of the queers, whores, liberals, and atheists ruining the west coast. Just like He did when he sent the hurricanes to New Orleans and took away all the water from the sinners in Georgia.
The Bible tells us that the world will be destroyed with fire this time and God sent a warning to the worst possible place. This should serve as a wake up call to all those perverts.
God Bless!
Lynelle
Warrior Jodie said
I’m with yall God has pretty much made it clear that he has had a gut full of those homos polluting California. The Lord has a way of dealin with trash and you can look to June Gordon as a example. When you lay down with dogs LITERALLY and spread your legs for ANYTHING that has a penis Jesus will send you a disease that the CDC cant put a name to and Penisillin wont cure. Thats the truth!
Jimmy Goddard said
Friend,
I just got a call from James Dobson urging me to read this article, and boy am I glad I did. He’s been talking about your site a great deal recently so I decided to check what all the fuss was about.
I think we should all do well to heed this story, and learn from God’s terrible judgement. These wild-fires may consume Soutern-California, but if we do not repent the next fires may destroy the whole of America
Jimmy
Tristan J. Shuddery said
Unfortunately the Californians continue to scoff at God’s judgment:
http://www.montereyherald.com/lifeandtimes/ci_7286336?nclick_check=1
I’m certain the end times are near.
Sister Mabel Gargula said
His parents never even gave him a name?! That’s about the saddest thing that I’ve ever heard! Poor little angel. No wonder he’s playing with matches.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Mabel Dear,
You are such a sweet, simple minded little thing. Bless your heart.
The term ’shall go nameless’ doesn’t mean they didn’t actually name the child, just that they fear hoards of hairy pitted, Birkenstock wearing, unkempt, latte sipping, DEMONcrats and LIEberals will seek him out to kill him for being a soldier of the Lord.
YIC
Billy Bob Neck said
Amen! Ain’t that just like lie-berals to turn a good thing into a bad thing punish the innocent who God chooses to do His bidding! I’m gonna be praying so hard that I might end up seeing Jesus sooner rather than later!
God is Love!
BBN
http://www.billybobneck.com
Sister Mabel Gargula said
Brother WhoDat,
Boy do I feel silly! When Mrs. Gaines-Crockett called him that “little un-named boy,” I thought that his (undoubtedly) lieberal parents were too lazy to give him a Christian name. Thank Heavens!
Brother Stanton Archibald said
Who amongst us doesn’t enjoy a LIEberal set on fire? Instead of building a fence to keep filthy mexican illegals OUT of Our Lord’s country, perhaps we should build a fence to keep the Californian LIEberals IN their foul state. CaLIEfornia stopped being a part of this great nation years ago, and now they even have a heathen governor who grew up down the street from Auschwitz. Come to think of it, maybe he is the best possible governor for that massive camp compound of hellbound queers and defilers.
Brother Yancy, USN Ret. said
It cannot have escaped anyone’s attention that God sent the fire to destroy much of Malibu Beach were so many sinful demons live who work in the ‘Entertainment” industry. One can only hope people like Britney Spears, Ahslee Simpson and Pete Wenz. Come to think of it, Pete’s got enough flame to start his own fire — maybe two.
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Dear Brother Yancy,
Have no fear, the Lord will punish that whore Britney Spears and all of the other Hollyweird sinners in His time and in His way. In the mean time there is nothing wrong with us praying that their suffering be great, slow, and memorable. Amen!
YIC,
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett
June Gordon said
Until he burns down New York City and Warrior Jodie’s trailer, I am reserving judgment on weather this little feller if a saint or not.
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Sister June,
That is no way for you to talk about a fellow Christian (Baptist Republican) and you know it. Now you girls need to set aside your differences and accept that you two are more common than you realize.
Praying for you as always,
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett
Warrior Jodie said
Sister Crockett dont you pay June no mind. What little of one she ever had she lost a LONG time ago so she wont miss it. I hope you know just how wonderful it is being on Gods side and being a full member of the Prayer Warriors. The only spirits that pass my lips now are those of the Lord and not from some bottle. I hope that one day JUNE will accept the miserible failure that is her life and will come home to Jesus instead of while sitting on top of some fat jigaboo for $20.
Jesus is so good to me and I want that for everyone!
June Gordon said
I don’t mind being common — just as long as I don’t have nothing IN COMMON with that crazy tramp.
Warrior Jodie said
I hope Sister Crockett bans you for saying such a thing about her like that JUNE!
Blogonaut said
Dear Rev. WhoDat:
I too draw the line at Birkenstocks and/or hairy pits, either singly or in combination. What a unifying, universal concept.
To my Brother Yancy: A large part of REPUBLICAN-GODLY Orange and San Diego Counties were consumed in the recent conflagration.
Would a God targeting Malibu have painted with such a broad brush?
(Just a thought.)
Yours in Christ,
Blogonaut
Brother Yancy, USN Ret. said
Dear Blogonaut
Well, that about serves them right for not getting up a posse and riding over there to smite those folks in the first place, before God had to work through this little match boy. He depends on His people here on Earth and when we let Him down He has to step in.
YIC
June Gordon said
Poor, sick, sad, delusional Jodie.
She thinks we believe her “I ain’t drinking no more” hogwash.
Guess she doesn’t know that many of us have talked to Lurleen Johnson and heard about last weekend in Panama City, where Jodie tore off her tube top in front of the whole SAE fraternity from Auburn and started downing shots of tequila between shots of college-age boy semen out on the deck until she fell over the rail into the sand, only to be woken up by a dog licking the salt off of her lips in the morning.
Blogonaut said
Dearest Brother Yancy:
First, let me express my reluctance to say ANYTHING that might even be remotely construed as disparaging of a veteran of the USMC—especially one who served in Vietnam so I could enjoy my student deferment and NOT get my skinny little ass shot-off, which it would have been had I been drafted.
Second, let me clarify that we are herein discussing MAN’s interpretation if God’s will, and not God.
That said, although your posse comitatus idea is intriguing (and has some surface appeal), let me just say that the Malibu heathens 1. Were not only dug-in extremely well, but 2. Were probably all in their Baja/Lake Como Villas via their G-550’s at the time of the fire anyway and/or would have been for any posse assault. I ASSUME THE JB SOCIETY in of Orange County considered this (before meeting an untimely incineration in the fire). Wait a minute..you don’t suppose…..naw.
In addition, most of them are PROTECTED by the Mosad anyhow.
And then there is the ATF.
Finally, if this is God’s will, far more REPUBLICANS were burnt out than the few thousand living in Malibu.
Your views on these thoughts?
Yours in Christ,
Blogonaut
Blogonaut said
PS: I meant, of course, the USN and NOT the USMC.
Mother Yancy said
Dear Blogonaut
In any campaign of Shock and Awe, there is bound to be collateral damage. You can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs. We can only hope Britney was too drunk to remember to pay her homeowners insurance.
YIC
Brother Yancy, USN Ret. said
That’s so annoying when she uses my computer downstairs and forgets to log off. So, I’ll write a quick comment and discover after the fact that she left her account up. Well, you know, old people.
Mother Yancy said
No, I’m not outside, I’m upstairs. Why don’t you see whose blame account is on then, Mr. Smartypants, before you go flapping your yap. Old people. At least I am learning about the Intertubes. And, need I remind you who paid for these computers?
Blogonaut said
Dear Mother/Brother Yancy:
The inevitable (and delightful) conflicts of marriage aside, I do see your point.
However, as they say, the Lord protects drunks and fools, and Brittney (no doubt) is not exception. In fact, she is probably violating multiple Family Court orders/laws-of-nature as we speak, ensconced with the Devil’s surrogate in some fabulous hotel suite, blithely unaware of the conflagration.
Blogonaut said
PS: If she is wearing underpants I would be VERY surprised.
Brother Yancy, USN Ret. said
Blog
Just a clarification – she’s my Mother. I’ve never been married.
BJ Tabor said
Blogonaut,
As for the difficulties of assaulting Malibu and the cockroach like ability of its’ inhabitants to flee danger it is not an excuse in the eyes of The Lord. If The Bible teaches us anything it is that failing because a task set by the Lord is impossible or unreasonable is only viewed as sin by our Heavenly Father. Truly then it is their own faults they forced God’s hand into burning them out of their homes and they should make their amends to Him before He really gets wrathful on them.
The bottom line is since they didn’t burn Brittany out of her home God burnt them out of their’s.
Blogonaut said
Brother Yancy:
Heavens, a thousand pardons.
I thought the “Mother” moniker was in the colloquial sense (as men of God, particularly from the Mid-West) sometimes refer to their distaff side), and not the literal sense.
And you two certainly carry on like many married couples.
In addition, she is so youthful; you could see how one might make that mistake.
But my profound apologizes, dear brother.
Mod note: You sure do use some big words. Are you one of them college-educated fellers?
Blogonaut said
PS TO BROTHER TABER:
Nevertheless, how are we to assume that the Orange/San Diego County righteous were given this particular task by our Lord, let alone failed to act upon it?
I am not questioning your learned and Bible-schooled views on this subject, mind you, just trying to understand.
Blogonaut said
Dear Mod:
When one confuses a spouse for a wife or vice/versa, the only way out short of (as you might put it) serious whup-in is some mighty big words.
And yes, I was formally educated by what is technically know as “The Society of Jesus”.
Mod note: Oh Heavens! Does that mean that you’re a Catholic? Don’t let Mother Yancy find out.
Blogonaut said
Well, Baptized as such at any rate. Not to say I have not been ‘born again’ in The Faith, which conversation must be reserved for another day, as I have overstayed your gracious welcome and I am late for supper.
Mod note: Enjoy your supper. We look forward to your return.
BJ Tabor said
Blogonaut,
We know God wants us to do these things because He says so in His law in The Bible. If Los Angels county was a properly run community Brittany’s neighbors would help her escape her life of sin by pelting her with large rocks. Instead they are cold and uncaring people so our loving Father has to do some tough love of His own to get them open their hearts. These people just need to be reminded who gifted them with their wonderful houses.
MOD TODD SEZ: BJ- You MUST write some longer posts for the Ministry! You have the gift!
Proud Atheist 2 said
Errr… whatever happened to your commandment, “thou shalt not kill”???????
Proud Atheist 2 said
P.S. What’s wrong with being black and/or mexican?
Brother Stanton Archibald said
There is nothing wrong with being black or mexican per se. I know several blacks and a few mexicans who are credits to their races.
Kelly said
What ever happened to “for the sake of those ten, I will not destroy it”? Why would God want to destroy so many people’s homes when there were still those who were obviously good Christians? There might have even been some of your psychotic (Republican Baptist) fellows living around there. I agree with you guys that the little kid shouldn’t be punished, but don’t encourage burning down California. And Arnold is the best governor California’s had for a long while. And he came from Austria, which is not even in the same country as Auschwitz.
Oh yeah, Happy Halloween everyone.
Nikita said
The kid could do with been tortured really, still Newport Beach is mostly ok so I’m not too pissed, I feel bad for all the people that were killed,injured or lost their homes though.
Brother Stanton Archibald said
There were probably some good souls living in Sodom and Gomorrah too.
Sometimes G_d’s love is expressed as wrath, and there will be collateral damage.
Nikita said
I’m happy over here.
Dottie415 said
“Why would God want to destroy so many people’s homes when there were still those who were obviously good Christians?”
In California? Don’t make me laugh up my supper!
Brother Yancy, USN Ret. said
Oh, Dottie
Always insightful!
YIC
Kelly said
You ignorant southerners. Sure there are complete idiots like Barbara Boxer and those insane celebrities, but the state is hardly made up of just them. My cousin, a good Christian, goes to college in LA. Plus there are a lot of old Spanish missions in that area (and don’t start on how Catholics aren’t Christians because I have a lot of evidence that will prove that wrong). And what about the people who died in the fire and now won’t get a chance to redeem themselves? Are you happy that they won’t have a chance to be with God?
Brother Yancy, USN Ret. said
Kelly
How old are you?
Kelly said
Why do you want to know? I’m assuming it’s just to have an excuse to ban me.
Oh well, I’m 15.
Brother Yancy, USN Ret. said
No, we won’t ban you. Thanks for being honest.
God Bless
Nikita said
Knock on wood we all stay good
‘Cause we all live in Hollywood
Arn Lewis said
you guys are really the biggest arguement against Christianity there is. All of you together don’t have a single brain cell to share. I’ve read every story and the comments following them on this site and the only thing that any of you have convinced anyone of is the fact that you are all idiots and there’s not a single real Christian among you. You set up this site as a joke but the joke has gone far enough. There are some poor souls out there that are still uninformed (or mentally challenged)enough to believe your crap and that makes this joke a dangerous thing, just think if some of those poor gullible souls decide to follow your line of reasoning and decide to really kill someone because you idiots say they deserve to die, that would make you guilty of inciting people to commit murder. You also encourage child abuse (you remember, the little “lock up your daughters” bit), bigotry, hate, arson, and several other crimes against mankind. And you claim to be Christians, not hardly, you’re just a bunch of idiots trying to convince people to commit crimes in the name of the Lord. If there really is such a thing as the wrath of God, your dose of it will be coming.
Arn Lewis said
Brother Yancy,,, never been married, still lives with mom,,, are you gay or just lifeless?
Mod Hugh Note: For shame! Brother Yancy is neither gay nor lifeless. He is simply a good son willing to care for his mother, not to mention Mother Yancy wants him there and has a, oh how shall I put this gently, a rather STRONG temperament and fire in her belly, it isn’t wise to cross her. So stop being such a sassy young lady.
democommie said
Taffy, dearest:
Where do you find the time to do all the good work that you do.
As you know I have been spreading the “Good News”, here in rural NY which is, with the exception of places like Ithaca (where I’ve been for about two weeks) firmly in the Brainwashed in The Blood of The Lamb column. I have been doing surveillance in various taprooms, bookstores, art galleries and even a few “Adult” superstores. I don’t even need any adults (my tastes run toward the unspoiled youth, like “God’s Little Matchboy”) but I checked them out anyway. I’m also doing some collateral research for Mr. Garcia, the reformed homomexican on the General’s staff (reformed thanks to the tireless ministrations of the General’s good and comely rib, ofJoshua).
Suffice to say, I have met many, many christian women (or those who want to be) and have been praying with them, in various motel rooms–converted into PCC’s (Prayer Command Centers) for that purpose–into the wee small hours.
I’m tired, but give me weed, whites and wine and I’ll be will–, um, never mind. It’s always a pleasure to visit you here.
BJ Tabor said
I see Arn, since you don’t agree with us we must a joke. Or is it we good Christian (Baptist Republicans) must be Nazis is that it? Maybe instead of throwing out these insults at us you might want to crack open that dusty Bible of you and find out were Pastor Feel Good has been lying to you about God’s word.
Arn Lewis If there really is such a thing as the wrath of God, your dose of it will be coming.
Arn, we’ve been saying for a long time now there is Wrath of God and we good Christian (Baptist Republicans) fear it like we fear very fires of Hell. Try and keep up with the discussion.
And Arn, since I am a good Christian (Baptist Republican) I forgive you of your’ harsh words seven times seventy as My Savior commands me.
Arn Lewis said
would all of you idiots please stop calling me a lady, and BJ, my bible is not dusty, I can tell without having to check that my knowledge of the bible surpasses yours, and there you go with that (Baptist Republican) bull again,, please tell me in what scripture does the bible mention Republicans? was John the baptist a Republican? I doubt it, Jesus and John the baptist both loved (and were) poor people, and since the republican party caters to the very rich, I would say that neither of them would be republican if they were here today.
And you are absolutely right to fear the wrath of God, after all, you are well on your way to being on the receiving end of it.
MOD TODD SEZ: Your name is two letters off from an infamous abortion-promoting homesexual lesbian feminist Clintonista Anne Lewis, who also happens to be the sister of infamous homosexual gay Congressman Barney Frank. So, if you waltzed in here calling yourself Barry Frank, what do you think the result would be?
Arn Lewis said
P.S. At least I notice that none of you are denying that you encourage violence, child abuse, bigotry and arson,, you are sad little creatures.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Arn,
I am personally sorry for mistaking you for a female, but you are just so hysterical and shrill like a woman, honestly can you blame me? Either way, my apologies.
As for Republicans being more Christian, I fail to see the issue there. Of course they are, President Bush speaks and hears from the Lord directly, none of the DEMONcrats are claiming that they hear the Lord in their heads, are they? Not to mention the LIEberals and DEMONcrats are the ones who hate America, the troops, freedom, you name it, and Jesus wouldn’t like that. The DEMONcrats are for rolling back the tax cuts on the financially fortunate, making their lives utterly miserable, I know more than one person concerned about having to buy smaller vacation homes, even go down to just a condo because of these horrible tax roll backs. Does that seem Christian? Does that seem FAIR? Making these people pay the same percent of taxes as regular folks, simply because the godless, hellbound, heathen Democrats want to give some poor kids health care, which is the responsibilty of their parents who should have thought about the fact their child might not be perfectly healthy before fornicating? Makes no sense. The Lord wouldn’t like that, now would he? Frankly it is just sick. Making rich folks responsible is just wrong, especially the ones who didn’t even ask to be rich they just inherited it and yet are being expected to pay the same percent? It just isn’t fair.
My heavens you people haven’t got the sense God gave a goose.
BJ Tabor said
Arn please tell me in what scripture does the bible mention Republicans?
Jesus was a skilled professional, which made Him middle class. He called for tax cuts, faith based goverment and a return to traditional family values. That sounds like a Republican to me.
Arn P.S. At least I notice that none of you are denying that you encourage violence, child abuse, bigotry and arson,, you are sad little creatures.,
We good Christian(Baptist Republicans)encourage following God’s laws. If you think that is child abuse, bigotry and arson then you have a problem with Jesus.
Sister Mabel Gargula said
Dearest Arn,
I’m sure that Brother WhoDat meant no offense! You do have to admit, though, that Arn is a very pretty name!
Brother Yancy, USN Ret. said
Dear BJ
Once again, you hit the nail on the head. Jesus WAS a Republican!
Triumphal! Abundant!
Mod note: As if that were ever in question!
Arn Lewis said
oh Brother Who Dat,, don’t you think if Bush is hearing voices in his head then there is something wrong with him? and it isn’t God. And you do make some good points, it isn’t fair that the rich should have to pay as much as the poor,,, they should have to pay many times more. “You can’t serve God and Mammon at the same time,,, Mammon being money”.
And Mod, ,,, “homosexual gay congressman” ,,, where did you learn how to talk? homosexuals and gays are the same thing,, oh, but this guy was both,,,, and the homosexual lesbian,,, same thing,
Jesus was a republican,,, if there was ever any doubt as to your stupidity, that remark just erased it. Jesus was a skilled professional,,, so am I,,, Jesus was a carpenter,,, so am I,,, Jesus was middleclass,,, if you were to put me in a financial class, I guess that would be it,,,, I strongly believe in traditional family values, and in tax cuts, and a little faith could do wonders for our government,,, so there goes your proof of his being Republican right out the window,,, for if that was proof, that would mean I’d have to be Republican too,,,, I even have the same long hair and beard, and I believe in teaching love for one another.
so which is it,,,am I a Republican,,, or was Jesus a hippie?
Nikita said
Jesus is just an idea thats been invented, face it your worshipping nothing.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Sister Mabel,
It really is a lovely name, frankly the wife and I are putting ‘Arn’ on the list of baby names if, heaven forbid, the sonogram is correct and we are going to have a girl child.
Sister Mabel Gargula said
Brother WhoDat,
I wouldn’t worry too much. I don’t put a lot of stock in all that sciency stuff. I’m sure that God will give you the male child that you so deserve.
Nikita said
WhDat what’s wrong with having a daughter?, I don’t think you should be a parent at all really.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Nikita,
You used to be such a pleasant young lady, what happened?
Oh, and we were really hoping for our ninth to be another boy, our own little baseball team. Also, really, what can a girl child contribute to the family name? I suppose she can be of some help to the wife and the household staff, but other than that…
Arn Lewis said
Who Dat,, that would be a mean thing to do to your daughter,, perhaps you should search the name Arn,, you will find that there have been hundreds of men with that name, but no women. Would you really want to name your daughter with a man’s name? You didn’t name one of your sons Mary did you?
La Mona said
WhoDat, it’s quite sad that you would think a child to be of little value, and that your family name would be so important that you would not like a girl.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Oh child, be quiet, come back and talk to me about this after you have had 8 sons.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Arn,
I think it is a perfectly lovely name for a girl. Kind of a variatin of Ann, quite pretty actually.
La Mona said
No thanks. Don’t want kids. It doesn’t take experiencing the birth of multiple kids to notice that there’s something wrong with what you’re saying….
Sister Mabel Gargula said
How typical of a lieberal! You don’t have any children of your own, but that doesn’t stop you from telling Brother WhoDat how to raise his!
Arn Lewis said
Brother Who Dat,,,if you took one look at me you would no longer think the name was pretty,,, ugly runs in our family and we were named accordingly.
and did you really have eight sons,,, or did your poor wife have to do that part?
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Oh Arn, you poor thing. Don’t you let anyone ever tell you that you are ugly, even if you are.
Are you saying that because I didn’t physically give birth to my sons I am less of a parent and that I don’t have 8 sons? That is really rather sexist.
So far today you have come across as a homophobic, lying, pot smoking, sexist. Granted I suspect that wasn’t your original intention.
God Bless.
Sister Mabel Gargula said
Brother WhoDat,
I’m so frustrated that I could cry! I can’t get Rufie to understand that Cheetos are not an appropriate appetizer for our wedding dinner. He won’t even take off his Spiderman earmuffs so that I can talk to him! Could you talk to him for me? I know that he listens to you.
Arn Lewis said
oh not at all Who Dat,,, you got the pot smoking part right, but you missed on the rest of it,,, but you still haven’t told me if I’m a Republican or if Jesus was a hippie.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Fear not dear Mabel, I will get him all squared away for you in a jiffy.
Oh and Arn your question doesn’t make any blasted sense that is why I haven’t addressed it, perhaps you should lay off the pot. Just a thought.
cait said
he is not a hero
he is not a criminal
HE IS A FOUR YEAR OLD
Mod Note: Actually, HE IS A TEN YEAR OLD. Get your facts straight.
Arn Lewis said
oh come on Who Dat,,, take the dunce cap off and put on the thinking cap, you said Jesus was a Republican because he was a middle class skilled professional who supported traditional family values and tax cuts,,, yet all of those things also apply to me, and I am still just a hippie, so, how does that mean Jesus is Republican and I am not?
I’m sorry, but in reality, Jesus would want nothing to do with the republican party, and he wouldn’t be too fond of the democrats either. Face it, government itself has been a failure since the beginning. We’ve had a few thousand years to perfect government, yet no one has gotten it right yet. And laying off the pot is out of the question,,, you really think I could talk to you with a straight face without taking a couple hits first?
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Arn,
I hate to break it to you, but the comment you are attributing to me was made by someone else. My heavens, you aren’t even bothering the proper person. Perhaps you should direct your question to BJ Tabor as he is the one who said that.
Just giving you a little helping hand. You are welcome. God Bless.
Blogonaut said
As if we needed further confirmation that the terroists have inflitrated the DNC, today I learned that Barack Obama’s middle name is “Hussein”.
See here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama
What does Republican Faith make of this?
Is he truly the devil incarnate? Mod Note: Yes.
Arn Lewis said
oh my god,,, you’re right,,, that was BJ,, forgive me,,, and it was Yancy that verified that that meant he was definately Republican,,, you weren’t even involved in that conversation,,,, ok, maybe you were right,,, I should lay off the pot for awhile,,,,,
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaa,,,, can’t do it,,, I’m addicted ya know.
BJ:,,,,,, same question?
Confused said
MY CAT CAME HOME!!!
Kiwi FINALLY returned home after I had given up hope! She’s skinny and hungry, but other than that she’s fine. I had been bawling for days because my dad told me to accept that she wasn’t coming home… but she did!!!
…but I still don’t believe in God.Mod Note: Considering your happy news I will let this horrid comment slide, this time.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Congrats Confused. That is wonderful. Keep her hydrated, if you use dry food mix it with some warm water. That will help. Cats don’t drink water much so it is important to get it into their food, either give them canned stuff or put water into the dry stuff. Good for the renal function.
Oh just so you know…
I prayed to God that your cat would come home safe and it did.
Praise the Lord.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Mabel! Where are you?
Rufie has been screaming at the top of his lungs and running about the yard like a wild dog with a hair up his rump for hours. The domestics are terrified. My poor wife has taken 3 pills, has her earplugs in, and the eye mask and still can’t relax, or hush up for that matter.
What did you do this time? Honestly woman. It will take days to capture him and calm him down.
Warrior Jodie said
Confused I was so proud to know your cat came back home. I sure hope she aint knocked up but if she is you know can feed her a tablespoon of amonia mixed with tuna and she wont be for very long. Just MAKE SURE she is OUT SIDE in a cage or you will have one hell of a mess. Then you can just hose down the whole thing – cat and all!
Sister Mabel Gargula said
I’m sorry, Brother WhoDat. I just got back from taking Lovie to the vet’s office.
I didn’t do anything to Rufie! We were just talking about the wedding reception (thank you for talking to him about the Cheetos, by the by) and I told him that he’s going to have to wear a tuxedo and that he can’t wear his sock-mittens. He started screaming and carrying on like he had red ants in his pants. I’m getting truly concerned that we’re not going to be able to have a church wedding and fancy reception after all.
BJ Tabor said
Arn @ BJ:,,,,,, same question?
Arn, your’ question is ludicrous. Jesus, much less any mortal Republican smokes dope. Just say no to drugs Arn.
Warrior Jodie said
Mabel dont you worry none about that. What you do is get some valiums or dahladas from one of your neighbors medicne cabinets and slip that finace of yours one and he will be just fine. A roofie might be the best thing for ole rufie. BTW honey did you get them samples of taffeta I mailed you to look at? Walmart has plenty of it on the bolt NOW but with christmas coming up it next month they wont! You call me when you get a chance honey.
Sister Mabel Gargula said
Jodie,
They’re all so pretty – I don’t think I’ll ever be able to choose! I had no idea that Walmart had such nice fabric. I really like the sparkles, but I’m afraid that it will be too distracting to Rufie. I’ll call you tonight after the Ladies Christian Book Club. I’m hosting (again – and don’t get me started on that!), so I have to get in the kitchen!
Arn Lewis said
BJ: the question is not ludicrous,, you said Jesus was Republican because he was a middle class skilled professional who believed in tax cuts and traditional family values, I am a middle class skilled professional who believes in tax cuts and traditional family values,,, but I am not Republican, and I know several other middle class skilled priofessionals with the same beliefs and they are not Republican either,,, so your proof that he was Republican is what’s ludicrous.
Arn Lewis said
P.S. And there are lots of Republicans that smoke pot,, and most Republicans favor the decriminalization of marijuana due to it’s numerous uses in medicine. I could even name some Republicans in office now that admit to smoking pot.
La Mona said
At the same…not all Democrats support gay marriage and abortion while some Republicans do. But, that’s irrelevant as only the extreme stereotypes stand as “fact” here…..
BJ Tabor said
Republicans and good Christians do not break the Law Arn. Just like Jesus. When He was convicted of a capital crime did Jesus use His power to avoid punishment? No! Because that would have broken the law which ultimately flows from Him. That’s an example you should follow.
Arn Lewis said
Republicans do not break the law? Would this be a good time for me to include a couple hundred links to the laws broken by Republicans, bet I can find more Republican lawbreakers than you can find Democratic ones,
Arn Lewis said
BJ TABOR “Republicans and Christians do not break the Law Arn, Just like Jesus”
If that were true, then neither you or any of the other “Republican Baptists” here are Republican or Christian. Or you are all liars. “Lock up your daughters” that would be illegal, “bury Lindsey Lohan up to her neck in an anthill” that would be illegal, dumping oatmeal on children would be a felony no matter how funny you thought it was, it’s abuse and exploitation of children, also an extra charge for misdemeanor assault. (however, in some states any misdemeanor assault on a minor would be automatically bumped up to a felony) “cut there heads off on the white house lawn”, just saying that is incitement to riot. Shall I go through all of these Republican Baptist sites and list all of the laws they claim to have broken or suggest that somebody break? And if they didn’t really do these things they claim, or really mean that the other things should be done,,,,, then that brings us back to the other word,,,,liars.
Brother Bear said
Dearest Arn:
Of course some Baptists and Republicans break laws, the law of the United States will punish them.
But what dearest BJ is saying, is the great folks who belong to this site in general are law-abiding citizens, they may say outrageous things (to you), but believe me they keep the commandments of Jesus, which all are United States of Christ’s laws are base upon.
YIC
-bb
Brother Yancy, USN Ret. said
Dear Confused
Mother and I are very happy with your news. May I inquire if the cat has been spayed? It is unusual for a spayed female to roam like that if she’s established a territory around your house. It is typical for even a neutered male to take off for days. I’d consult your vet. In the meantime, I’d suggest she be an “inside only” cat.
BY
Arn Lewis said
Thank you Brother Bear for clearing that up for me,,, so it was that other word after all,,,,, liars.
Arn Lewis said
BJ TABOR: “Republicans and good Christians do not break the law”
Brother Bear: “Of course some Baptists and Republicans break laws”
Perhaps you two would like to discuss this further.
I’ll listen.
Warrior Jodie (60 days sober) said
Brother Bear mush as I hate to diss agree with a good lookin man such as yourself I wanted to remind you that 99.99% of them baptists and republicans who was arrested were coloreds. Now Pentacostal republiacans is a whole nother story! BTW honey I sent you a text message but you dont worry because I dont send snatch shots like June. Last man who got one of those lost his damn mind, started railing after 15 years, and ran off! I know it was my soon to be dead husband Shane. That is one nasty skunk I tell you.
Nikita said
What happened to me WhoDat?, well you were mean and mocked me one time too many.
Brother Yancy, USN Ret. said
Jodie
I can’t help but notice that the hours and minutes went away. Might you have relapsed?
Plus, I hired a private detective and it IS your husband calling us from the Bibb County Jail. Can you possibly get up to Blockton to see to him? Mother has said she will not call that big coon from Dallas for 48 hours. Isn’t there anyone on your Dad’s side that can bail him out? Can’t June go down there and negotiate a settlement the way she did for your Dad in Knoxville during the worlds’ fair in ‘82?
Let me know..
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Warrior Jodie (61 days, 2 hours, 11 minutes sober) said
Put your glasses back on old man or wipe the spooge off and you can see that those are OLD posts. I called the Bibb County jail and it aint Shane. He is dead. Capris?
They emailed me a picture and it looks a lot like Whodat’s oldest boy – the one who has spent more time in/out of detention centers for public drunkeness and lewd sex acts with animals than JUNE. Nice try Pops but it aint happening. Tell mamma not to call me after 11:00 anymore please. The Golden Girls are on then and I missed the whole first 4 seasons being a sinning drunk so I got a lot of catching up to do.
God is my salvation!
Warrior Jodie (61 days, 2 hours, 14 minutes sober) said
Nikita Brother Whodat has been at one of two places a) he’s either trying to bail his oldest boy out of the big house for waving his teenie weenie at a cub scout troop (like daddy like son) or b) he’s laid up in some ER for popping one too many of them blue “love pills” – the ONLY way he can salute his wife because, well she’s a woman.
Good seeing you honey! Don’t be a stranger.
Connie Mack said
Jodie, I didn’t think it possible but I like you even less sober than when you were falling down drunk. If it weren’t a sin, I’d mix you a Jack and Coke right now just to ease the suffering of everyone around you. And before June Gordon pops off something mindless, she should keep in mind that no matter how perfectly awful of a person Jodie is, she will always be younger, thinner, and more attractive than June, which isn’t saying a whole lot.
Isn’t there a ministry that specializes in crack whores and the criminally insane who can adopt those two? Honestly.
Brother Yancy, USN Ret. said
Jodie
I am fixing to get in my car and drive to Blockton Alabama this very night.
Warrior Jodie said
Good, Brother thats so christian like of you. Bro Whodat will appreciate you picking his boy from the jail. Course picking up boys and going to jail is something you all have had lots of practice with
Confused said
Yancy,
Kiwi is spayed, but she has a tendency to roam. I have no idea why, but no matter how hard I try to keep her inside, she’ll find some way to escape.
Youth Pastor Steve said
Dear Confused
Brother Yancy is missing. I am sure he will be happy to talk about your pussy when gets back but right now we are going crazy wondering where he is.
Cathy said
To people like Warrior Jodie and Lynelle and others:
Who do you people think you are? None of you are saints! After reading all of your comments on this website, I am disgusted with your ignorance and lack of love for all people and lack of tolerance.
You call this boy who destroyed so many people’s lives a hero? What is wrong with you?
Jesus would be disappointed in you all for your judgemental “holier than thou” comments on “the queers, homos, Britneys, etc.” They are Gods children too and you are no better than any one of those people who died in the fires, etc.
God gave man FREE WILL. That is God’s love for all of us. What a shame for you to judge and not be willing to be compassionate and kind. You bible-banging folks are PATHETIC! But I forgive you and will pray for you that God will provide you with wisdom and open your small-town minds!
Kimberly Holloway said
Sorry Cathy but those fires are God’s will.
A Normal Person said
You are all **unChristian word deleted** insane. You act as if you’re happy that people are dead and peoples lives are ruined. You are all **unChristian word deleted** sick human beings.
Mod note: Of course we’re not happy. What an unkind and wholly unChristian thing to say. We’ll pray for your soul’s salvation, even if you don’t really deserve it.
Tj said
Ok, after reading this article the message I get from it is “a boy burned things down and killed people, but it’s ok because they were evil”
I’m sorry, but to me this sounds horrible. God loves all of his creations, and even though some might stray from the flock, God wants his children to return. In other words, nowone deserves to die, since there is always a chance for repentance with God.
RaptorJesus said
That kid can’t be the messenger of Jesus and god! His eyes aren’t blue, and he doesn’t have a funny little rectangle moustache!