The JCLM Conspiracy Against Christians (Republican Baptists)

UPDATE: WASHINGTON STATE REP DRIVEN FROM OFFICE, FOLEY-STYLE

LATEST OUTRAGE IN MEDIA CAMPAIGN AGAINST REPUBLICANS

Word reaches us today of the resignation of State Rep. Richard Curtis, R-WA, forced to resign in the face of a false media blitz alleging he had homosexual relations of the filthiest sort with a male blackmailer in a Spokane motel room. From the Columbian newspaper:

State Rep. Richard Curtis, whose claim of being the victim of an extortion scheme resulted in disclosure of raw details about his sexual behavior, resigned from the Legislature today.

It seems this “man” has accused poor Mr. Curtis of beastly perversions. He looks like a queer little creep doesn’t he?

A retired fire captain and two-term legislator, Curtis has been feeling the glare of the spotlight since Monday, when it was disclosed he was involved in an incident in Spokane last week with a 26-year-old man. According to a report filed by Spokane police, Curtis met the man at a porn store in the Spokane Valley, and later had sex with him in a downtown hotel room. The man, Cody Castagna, claims he was promised $1,000 for unprotected sex.

Unprotected from what, I wonder? In any event this cheap little boy tart, no doubt a plant by the Demoncrats, has sullied this good man’s name and the RINOs of Washington State have forced him out of office rather than helping him fight for his good name.

Curtis was in town attending a pre-session retreat for Republican legislators. He denied being gay or having sex with Castagna in an interview earlier this week. But a police report on the incident said Curtis had told investigators that he’d had sex with Castagna, though not unprotected and not for money. Curtis was also seen participating in a sex act with a different man at the porn shop, while Curtis was wearing women’s undergarments.

So, once again, a decent man is lured into what looks like a compromising situation, there is a rush to judgment and his career is over. And, taking a look at Mr. Curtis he appears to be a pretty stout fellow. Those would have to be some big lady bloomers, in my opinion.

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It seems like every week there’s a new story in the JCLM (Jewish Controlled Liberal Media) alleging some misstep by a member of the Christian (Republican Baptist) faith. The minions of the JCLM breathlessly announce the purported sins of our Brothers in Christ, pretending to be shocked and dismayed but are barely able to contain their glee.

Remember when they targeted innocent Mark Foley, baselessly claiming that he solicited sex with underage Congressional Pages? The JCLM completely ignored the established fact that Congressional Pages only sign up for the program in order to attempt to entice our elected Godly Republican representatives into having sex with them.

Fortunately, our Godly Republican representatives have too much sense and self-control to fall for the Pages’ sick attempts to lure them into having dirty, degenerate sex. In fact, Representative Foley, while in Congress, was one of the foremost opponents of child pornography. Mr. Foley served as the chairman of the House Caucus on Mission and Exploited Children. Representative Foley wrote legislation to amend the federal sex offender laws which our Dear Leader, President bush, signed into law as part of the Adam Walsh Child Protection and Safety Act of 2006. Does that sound like the kind of person who would take advantage of a child? Of course not! Despite no evidence to support the JCLM-created allegations against Mr. Foley existing, many people to this very day believe the lies told about Mr. Foley by the JCLM.

Next it was poor Reverend Ted Haggard. The JCLM claimed – without a shred of proof - that this Godly man, who has devoted his life to Christ, had a methamphetamine-fueled gay homosexual affair with a prostitute. First of all, Reverend Haggard is a man of God, so such accusations are simply ridiculous. He’s also married and has children, so how could he possible be gay if he’s married? Gay homosexuals can’t have children. It’s just not possible. More importantly, Reverend Haggard said that the allegations weren’t true. That should be enough for any true Christian, but it didn’t stop the JCLM! What ever happened to innocent until proven guilty?! The JCLM tried and convicted this innocent lamb of God without allowing him to speak a word in his defense. As far as I know, they never have apologized for ruining his life.

They next tapped Senator Larry Craig for their smear campaign. They tried to make us, the American people, believe that Senator Craig is a gay homosexual, despite Mr. Craig being a married man with (adopted) children. They implied that because he was a responsible adult and didn’t get married until age 38 when he met the one right woman in the world for him, that means he doesn’t really like women. Why can’t they understand that gay homosexuals don’t get married? The JCLM also tired to make something out of him being one of the founders of the “Singing Senators,” as if his love of the barbershop quartet is something weird. As evidence of his non-gayness, in 1999, Senator Craig criticized Bill Clinton for his sinful behavior. Senator Craig rightfully called Bill Clinton a “bad boy,” and “a naughty boy…..even a nasty, bad, naughty boy.” If that’s not enough evidence, Senator Craig has consistently supported amending the Constitution to define marriage as between one man and one woman, as God intended. As any good Christian would, he also voted against extending the federal definition of hate crimes to cover sexual orientation.

More recently, the JCLM attacked someone who isn’t even alive to defend himself. Reverend Gary Aldridge, a graduate of Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University and a Dean at Liberty University, was recently murdered. He was found hogtied, wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear and a head mask. Although it would have been impossible for Reverend Aldridge to have got himself in such a getup all by himself, the JCLM reported that he died from “accidental mechanical asphyxia” and claimed that he was in the midst of some sick, sexual activity when he died. They even had the audacity to claim that he had a sex toy lodged in an unmentionable part of his body, despite the fact that it’s illegal to buy or own such an object in Alabama. They are sick, I tell you, sick! What could possibly be sexual about wearing a wet suit?

Just this month, the JCLM slandered A. Paul Carlock, Jr., a Christian (Republican Baptist) clown. Prior to the JCLM ruining his life, Mr. Carlock was married. However, Mrs. Carlock apparently believed the lieberal lies and didn’t stand by her man. The JCLM claimed that Mr. Carlock, Klutzo the clown, was arrested on charges of “sex tourism” (as if such a thing exists) and possessing child pornography. Once again, I’m sure that there’s a perfectly innocent explanation, if only Klutzo were allowed to tell his side of the story. Mr. Carlock is a God-fearing Baptist church member. He has adult children. He’s a member of the Big Brother program. He spends his own money to visit orphanages in third world countries to entertain the disadvantaged children – even making the sacrifice of travelling alone, without his wife, when she wasn’t able to travel due to work. Mr. Carlock has written editors to the letter warning against the dangers of porn. He’s an ordained minister involved in pastoral ministry, Christian education and camping and evangelism since 1967. He’s devoted his entire life to his love of children and this is how he’s repaid

These people are sick, I tell you! There has to be something seriously wrong with them to even think of this stuff!

Submitted by Sister Mabel