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SUNDAY MESSAGE – JESUS WAS WHITE: Re-stating the obvious

Posted by Brother Yancy, USN Ret. on October 28, 2007

“What Color was Jesus?” Over and over and over again. It never ceases to amaze us here in the ministry that anyone could even question whether Jesus was White. We constantly have to point this out to some of the lost souls and dimwits who wander in off the street and , frankly, tire us out with their ignorance about so many basic tenents of Christianity, including the non-question of Jesus’ coloration. Yet, we get this question almost 4-1 over any other lame inquiry and we get challenged, without factual evidence as bigots, racists, and ignoramouses. So, to set the record straight, as Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett is wont to say, here, FOR THE LAST TIME, why we KNOW Jesus was White.

PART ONE: ART
And, we’re not talking “Renaissance” art, much of which is inflamed with Malignant Narcissism and other invitations to perversion. (Caravaggio comes to mind. Only that greasy, fey little pizza spinner could paint a religious picture and make it look like an ad for a gay bathhouse.) No, we are talking about the earliest KNOWN images portraying Jesus Christ.

Keep in mind, from the time of Moses (c.1200 Before Christ) faithful ancient Hebrews followed the ban on image making (”no false gods”), the second of the Ten Commandments written on the tablets. Christianity, made up as it was of many “perfected” Jews, followed that same ban initially.

This is Jesus, shown dressed as a Roman soldier but wearing royal purple and gold. And, you will notice, a WHITE guy. He is “trampling” the devil (snake) as well as Rome (the lion), and is holding the scriptures which read “I am the way, the truth and the life.” Words which we of course follow today, as he is all of those. This is from a 5th Century Roman church, so it’s safe to say that after 400 years, people were able to pass down personal recollections of how he looked, and clearly, he was White. Four hundred years is not such a long time for oral history, and it was especially important in an area of the world where paper was very expensive, the postal service (especially in Italy) as unreliable as it is today.  Plus, they had no tee-vee.

The next mosaic portrays the “Miracle of the Loaves and the Fishes,” from the Church of Sant’Apollinare Nuovo. c. 504 AD – that would be The Year of Our Lord. Not some stupid “common era” nonsense, which was started by pointy-headed, so call-ed intyellectuals and is just another way to drive Christ and Christianity out of our lives.  More evidence of the rampant persecution of God’s people.

Now, clearly, in this mosaic, Jesus is White. So are the apostles around him. One man, to Christ’s left appears to be a blonde.

Now the fellow with the turban on the right is a shade darker than others, but that’s just natural and shows the deep historical knowledge passed down through the years to the artist. No one would suggest folks were uniformly white at that time and place anymore so than they are now. 

Christ has his arms open to all men and that is signified by the wide variety of ethnic types around him.  You will notice that he is pictured as the whitest among them, further evidence of his superiority over the others.

byz2a.jpgNow, take a look at the mosasic to the left here. This is Jesus, portrayed as “Christ as the Good Shepherd,” in a mosaic from the mausoleum of Galla Placidia, c.425-450 AD. (the Year of our Lord) Now, my friends, this fellow is extremely white, especially for a man who works outdoors and such. But there it is, a portrayal of Christ, barely 400 years after his crucifixion, and he’s just as white as snow.

We realize this will not convince non-believers of any thing. But, at least it should start to set to rest any lingering doubts our own brethern might harbour, as a result of manipulation by the JCM.

CHRIST. 400 YEARS POST MORTEM. GOOD SHEPARD. WHITE GUY.

Coming Soon: More proof Jesus was White.

109 Responses to “SUNDAY MESSAGE – JESUS WAS WHITE: Re-stating the obvious”

  1. Carpal Tunnel of Love said

    If he was in the sun for so long, he would have got tan. So there for, he wasn’t white. He was tan.

    MOD TODD SEZ: Don’t you EMO vampires EVER sleep?

  2. Brother Yancy, USN Ret. said

    Why do you think he wore a head scarf?

  3. Kelly said

    I was under the impression that Jesus was Jewish. Most Anglo-Saxons were still running around up in the far north of Europe at that time. The only “white” people the Jews probably saw were the Romans, who were pagans. Now, you wouldn’t accuse Jesus of being descended from pagans, right? After all, the Bible has his whole family tree dating back to Adam.

    Plus those works of art look like they were made in Byzantium, also known as Constantinope. I might be wrong because I haven’t studied that era for a while though. Still, 400 years is a very, very long time to remember what someone looked like. Stories get distorted within days, so in centuries Jesus’ appearance could have turned into a talking buffalo. People back then weren’t concerned with his appearance; it was his message, which should be what you should be concentrating on. People made Jesus look white because that was what everyone else around them looked like. It wasn’t because they thought that’s what he did look like.

  4. cunning said

    Yancy,

    as i’m presuming i was one of those who most recently pestered on this subject, i feel i should post here…

    a mosaic from 450 years after an event is in no way whatsoever proof of a white Jesus. With religion many people consider proof to be something of a secondary to belief… i can accept that fact. However, the only even suggestions that i have seen to support a white jesus are all secondary sources by more than 250 years.

    This suggests to me a simple twisting of the tale. You will notice that the white Jesus in your mosaics also wears roman armour. this suggests more to me a glorifying of the romans than it does a white Jesus.

    You continue to produce select useless sources on this issue. this is mainly because there is little to know suggestion of a white Jesus in the history of the time. There are very little sources of a non white Jesus, simply because they would have been destroyed by the Romans and later caucassian travelers. Once Rome acceptred Christianity, it did as much as it could to promote itself within it. Ironic that the centre of the christian faith for more than a thousnd years, would be in a place in which Christians were once fed to lions (using the English Reformation as the end of Rome as the centre of christianity).

    ~cunning

  5. Brother Stanton Archibald said

    Somehow the unquestioned Word of Our Lord has been passed from generation to generation flawlessly and inerrantly for over two thousand years, yet people are willing to believe that the same socities that caretakered The Holy Bible went and kightened him with Ted Turner’s colorization pen.

    Of course white Christians were fed to lions – those heathen pagan Roman satan-lovers were trying to accurately re-create the killing of Christ on a daily basis. If Our Lord had (heaven forbid) been black, they would have shipped in Ethiopians by the boatload for the slaughter in the Colosseum.

    I will pray a few extra prayers today.

  6. Brother Stanton Archibald said

    PLEASE FORGIVE MY DEMON FINGERS.

    “Lightened”, not “kightened.” The evil Lucifer is once again trying to destroy my message through typographical errors.

    I will deliver extra pain to myself today during daily self-flogging rituals.

  7. cunning said

    Self flogging sounds a barrel of laughs. but in a few whacks for me why not :)

    The short and long of your arguments basicly then is… faith…

    You believe it because its what you were told. Even though there is not one shred of a verse in your beloved bible that mentions it.

    The white Jesus was an idea made up by the Romans to romantisize Jesus and to help them convert western cultures. they played on the same inate racism which even today has you people believing something backed up by not one single fact. I think basing your life on a book written 2 milenia ago is a bit offish, but fair enough as many principles in it are good (not that you tick to them). But believing Jesus was white is such a perfect example of how you twist things to your own ends. If Jesus were black all your gung ho, pro slavery, anti migrant chatter would in fact be against the “people” of your “savior”.

    This isn’t an argument any side will win. You have no single argument for it and you will not accept the basic logic of what this suggests.

  8. cunning said

    sorry for gramatical and spelling errors there people.

  9. Enola Tibbits said

    Your posting is very timely. Right now in New York City they are displaying a life size chocolate Jesus (anatomically complete). Blasphemy has no limits in Sodom on the Hudson.

  10. qzpm said

    Kelly and Cunning-

    Very nice posts :) I love to see intelligent arguments by educated people, they are few and far between on this site.

  11. Praying Hands said

    The mosaics are wrong because Jesus had short hair. He was not a dirty hippie and had absolutely no gender confusion! The Reverend Garner Ted Armstrong preached this many years ago.

  12. Thank you for sharing your wisdom, Brother Yancy! I’m so looking forward to the next installment in this fascinating and educational series.

  13. Confused said

    *yawn*

    This has all ceased to be funny.

    MOD TODD SEZ: Your attendance is not compulsory, nor would your absence be a terrible loss.

  14. cunning said

    Did he also have a tatoo of himself on his back?

    (sorry couldn’t resist it…)

    look forward to your next installment Yancy, hopefully by then you will have found something for us to actually debate

  15. Brother Yancy, USN Ret. said

    Just to refresh recolleciton here, this isn’t a debate. It was never intended to be. We talk, we allow comment. That’s it.

  16. Carpal Tunnel of Love said

    MOD TODD SEZ: Don’t you EMO vampires EVER sleep?
    Don’t you ever shut up?

    Yancy, he didn’t always wear one. He would have got tan. Get over it, he wasn’t white all the time. It’s just like if a normal person goes out in the sun, they get tan.

  17. cunning said

    Yancy. If this is not a debate why do you answer our psots? why do you post on topics we ask about? Like it or not its a debate, everything is. So either close it for comment, or accept the fact.

    We think your wrong. You dont. We prove our points. You Don’t… kind of obvious why you don’t want to debate it ;-)

    Anyhow. its your article, perhaps you could see our posts as queries upon it and deem to answer them in your next…attempt.

  18. Linus said

    Okay, two things: Jesus was most likely predominantly Semitic, if not entirely, ergo, he wasn’t white in the strictest sense of the term, nor was he black. Secondly, no one should care at all about Jesus’ race, it’s ridiculous.

  19. cunning said

    well, it becomes an issue if your going to hate anyone other than caucassian whites linus… :)

  20. cunning said

    *sorry badly worded. I should have said if you wanted to consider whites as superior then having a balck Jesus could be a bit of an issue.

  21. Nikita said

    Who cares?.

    Mod note: God, obviously.

  22. BJ Tabor said

    Linus @ Okay, two things: Jesus was most likely predominantly Semitic, if not entirely, ergo, he wasn’t white in the strictest sense of the term, nor was he black. Secondly, no one should care at all about Jesus’ race, it’s ridiculous.

    Linus,

    Jesus father is God, not Joesph. How does that make Jesus “predominantly” Semitic? Are you saying God is Semitic? Even if you subscribe to that silly Darwinist theory of genetics that makes Jesus at best 50% Semitic and The Bible makes it very clear linage and race are determined by who is the child’s father.

  23. cunning said

    Well as he was using semetic in reference to race not to religion i think his point still stands. on what grounds do you believe that the human personification of god should be white…

    simularly evolution and genetics are two descrete branches of science.

  24. Nikita said

    He was cruel to snakes and lions, what a nasty guy.

  25. Confused said

    MOD TODD SEZ: Your attendance is not compulsory, nor would your absence be a terrible loss.

    Ooooh, admit it, you guys couldn’t get along without me!

  26. Kine said

    Paintings made 400 years after Jesus are supposed to be accurate? Do you know how much stuff changes from just a few decades?

    Normally, I wouldn’t care what color Jesus was. But this is different. When you use this as a reason for bigotry (you may tell me you won’t, but previous posts tell me otherwise) I feel that I have to say something.

    The reason those pictures portray Jesus as white is because of the Romans didn’t care about historical accuracy as much as they’d like to have something in common with the Son of God. You may say that it has no backing, but neither do paintings made by people who never saw Jesus in the first place.

    And humor me please, just what if Jesus ended up with brown skin or black skin? What would you say? Would your faith change? Oh, and please don’t avoid this question as so many have with previous ones.

  27. Brother Stanton Archibald said

    Jesus can’t “end up with” black skin or brown skin, because he did not have skin of those tones. Our Lord is not a fictional character whose identity can be changed at the whim of commenters on a blog.

  28. Kine said

    I didn’t mean that as though he was a fictional character. Let me rephrase it, what if, somewhere down the road, we were able to discover that jesus had the skin color of a middle eastern man. Would your view of Jesus change?

    It’s called a hypothetical question, and you still haven’t answered my it. And how could he not have skin tones like that? I’ve read through the entire article and you haven’t brought up any evidence besides some paintings.

  29. qzpm said

    Don’t you think it would have been mentioned in the Bible if Jesus were white? I mean, everyone around him, including his parents, is dark (really, you must know this, home-schooled children are not exempt from geography and history lessons), if he was born white it would have been noticed.

  30. Brother Stanton Archibald said

    Apparently, the same people who decry the earliest extant images of Our Lord as fictional also believe that they can ascertain the skin color of The Virgin Mary and Joseph.

  31. Demetrios said

    Oh, please.

    Look at any icon of Christ that’s been painted in first millenia or after – Christ had long, dark hair and dark skin. We wasn’ blond, white skinned model with white teeth, even though you “christians” try to descripe Him as such. Theotokos, The Holy Mother of God, was a jewish. Don’t you think that Christ got some of hers appearance also?

  32. Ummm, PEOPLE!!

    God is White, so OBVIOUSLY his SON is white as well. Period.

    Mary was simply a vessel for the son of God to be place into, simple as that. So her ethnicity and Josephs are of no consequence. They could have been green, and frankly with the poor hygiene, all the germs and disease back then I suspect bits of them probably were some shade of green, but I digress… Jesus was white, just like his father.

    My goodness you people are thick.

    MOD TODD SEZ: Isn’t it stupid that we have to go over and over this? I bet Brother Yancy was furious he had to waste his time on this topic, which is really settled law.

  33. Demetrios said

    Um, no.

    Please, show me some proof that God is white.

    And by the way, by insulting Theotokos you insult my faith and the faith of all Orthodox Christians and Catholics.

    Mod note: Theowhatos? Sorry, we don’t believe in make-believe fairy tales here.

  34. cunning said

    Whodat, your powers of observation continue to amaze me.

  35. Brother Stanton Archibald said

    If by “insult” you mean “try to inform you about the One True Faith,” well I suppose that many people here are guilty.

  36. Demetrios said

    “One True Faith”?
    Sorry, not your version of Christianity.

    Still, how you can say “God is white”? I thought that God created every man as an image of Himself.. So, shoul we all be white or not?

  37. BJ Tabor said

    Demetrious @ Still, how you can say “God is white”? I thought that God created every man as an image of Himself.. So, should we all be white or not?

    We should all be white but God has cursed us for various sins over time.

  38. Demetrios said

    BJ, is there any reason to reply to your post? On my opinion, you’re purely racists.

  39. Kine said

    Demetrios speaks the truth.

    Skin color is not a curse, a narrow-minded racist view of the world is.

    And no one has answered the question yet. Anymore avoidance of it and I’ll begin to think you’re running away from it.

  40. Demetrios said

    Thanks Kine.

    The most important fact about Christianity is something what these guys seem to forget. I think we all should learn it and follow it. And what it is? Love. Pure as that.

  41. cunning said

    Demetrios, Have you read the other comments above before posting? also worth noting this is simply the art section of this article. from what i’ve seen of these guys they should be able to at least pull some kind of argument together eventually :)

  42. Demetrios said

    Well Cunning, i did, but if you understad i tried to say my own arcument as an Orthodox, if you don’t mind. :)

    Sorry if I sound difficult, that’s because English isnt my first language :)

    Yes, I’m waiting for theirs arguments!

  43. cunning said

    Demetrios ~ i know, and you put it very well especially in your second language. I was more asking for your opinions on earlier posts than asking if you had read them.

    ah well, yet another argument dead ended by “faith” :)

    MOD TODD SEZ: You seem so hung up on developing a dialectic. It’s so tediously Marxist and oh so 1970’s. Like hanging around the campus of a third rate state University.

  44. A little off kilter. said

    Did you guys just post a picture of Jesus in a kilt?

  45. BJ Tabor said

    Demetrios @BJ, is there any reason to reply to your post? On my opinion, you’re purely racists.

    Funny Demtrois, I have the similar question; why should I bother with a hell-bound, monkey worshiping Darwinist like you? Oh, that’s right, because I am a real Christian and don’t want you to be damned to hell. Silly me.

    Now the story of Ham is what Demtrois? I assume you haven’t ripped out Genesis from your Bible because it disagrees with what your false god Carl Sagon said about humans spontaneously generating from monkeys. Just because it is not convenient for you Demetrois is no reason to deny the truth.

  46. Kine said

    The Story of Ham wasn’t even mentioned in this arcticle. He never claimed to be an atheist either. You’re just putting words in his mouth and running out of things to say.

  47. BJ Tabor said

    A little of kilter @ Did you guys just post a picture of Jesus in a kilt?

    No, they posted Jesus in a suite of 6th century Roman armor. The “kilt” is a bunk of leather strips.

  48. BJ Tabor said

    Kine @The Story of Ham wasn’t even mentioned in this arcticle.

    We were discussing why Jesus curses people with dark skin color so that’s why God has to be white. Please try and keep up, will you?

  49. Kine said

    Give me a break. Noah cursed Ham and you see that as proof that all black people are cursed?

    Sorry, I missed the part in the bible where it says Noah has the authority to make that happen… Noah wasn’t God was he?

  50. Demetrios said

    BJ,

    don’t try to false my name.
    Besides, don’t try to give upper crade to your self. In a historical and accurate perspective of Christianity, you’re not even close to real Christianity! God is the Real God, The One of The Trinity! Christ, being human and God, without being separate. Holy Ghost, whom comes from the Father. Theotokos, Mother of Our Lord – and all Saints whom follow Christ and Theotokos. That’s my faith and please – don’t discriminate it!

    I don’t have any false gods or false faith – you guys have. You neo-christians don’t have even the basic idea of Christianity, which I posted earlier – love. Love you neighbor, love everyone. Shouldn’t be that hard.

    And as a note to the moderator: fine, don’t believe. Just let me state my believe and reality, okay?

  51. Proud Atheist 2 said

    he was white because white artists portrayed him as white…

  52. Linus said

    Jesus father is God, not Joesph. How does that make Jesus “predominantly” Semitic? Are you saying God is Semitic? Even if you subscribe to that silly Darwinist theory of genetics that makes Jesus at best 50% Semitic and The Bible makes it very clear linage and race are determined by who is the child’s father.

    No, that’s quite incorrect. If you recall, the Gospel relates both Joseph and Mary’s genealogies, and, as God the Father is raceless, Jesus would be, even in the simplest model, semitic. Of course, the exact composition of Jesus’ DNA is debatable, but he was almost undoubtedly at least 50% semitic.

  53. Mr J. Christ said

    BJ @ We should all be white but God has cursed us for various sins over time.

    Of course! It has NOTHING to do with levels of menalin in the skin caused by sun exposure. Silly me.

    Mod note: Theowhatos? Sorry, we don’t believe in make-believe fairy tales here.

    You don’t? But what about the fairy tale about the boy who was his own a father, died and came back as a zombie and could pull a rabbit out of a hat? Its called the Bible or someting…

  54. Brother Yancy, USN Ret. said

    Dear Kine

    In Genesis 41: 2-4 it is written: And, behold, there came up out of the river seven well favoured kine and fatfleshed; and they fed in a meadow. And, behold, seven other kine came up after them out of the river, ill favoured and leanfleshed; and stood by the other kine upon the brink of the river. And the ill favoured and leanfleshed kine did eat up the seven well favoured and fat kine. So Pharaoh awoke.

    Is it safe to count you among the ugly cows? Just asking.

    God Bless

  55. chukmaty said

    Jesus Christ was a Galilean Jew. His complection would have been moderate to dark. He would likely have been mistaken for a palistinian today.

    Many Christians are not white, over 100 million chinese are likely christians hiding from persecution. Equating Whiteness and Christianity is evil.

    I visited Africa and the White=good mentality I saw preached by popular culture there was heartbreaking.

    MOD TODD SEZ: Well, looks like the Negroes over here could learn a thing or two from the old country. Especially Al Sharpton.

  56. chukmaty said

    Oh by th way folks, this is probably a *UnChristian filth removed* site written by very bored *profanity removed* trying to paint those they*UnChristian comment removed*. Don’t get baited into arguments with them please.

  57. gawdluvr said

    hahahahaha this website is hilarious
    keep em comin!

  58. whitechristianrepubman said

    YES! we win! the white man wins again!!! white power!!!!

  59. Dear Saints,

    It is a crying shame that an article such as this even has to be published. Anyone with a lick of common sense knows that our Lord Jesus Christ is as white as He could possibly be. It’s the Liberal Demons who want to ruin the image of the Savior and I for one cannot wait until God has had enough and casts them all into Hell. I only hope I can watch.

    What a wonderful and informative piece. So sad, however, that it is even necessary.

    YIC,

    Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett

  60. Kine said

    Ohh, Yancy. You little…

    For the final time, I know the name I picked here means Cattle. But its not the reason I picked the name. What? Asking questions and getting you people to think about stuff (Yes I know, according to you thinking for yourselves is bad) makes me a bad person? Bad enough where you resort to insulting me? You still have not answered my earlier question either, maybe I’ll ask again:

    If we gained technology to prove without a doubt that Jesus was not white, would that change your beliefs?

    Wanna defend your acticle, buddy?

  61. Brother Yancy, USN Ret. said

    It’s a silly question. What kind of technology would that be? Time travel? You propose we get DNA from the shroud of Turin? You’re asking us to speculate against Faith, that’s something we don’t engage in. Besides, if we answered every dingbat that flew in here we’d have no time to watch the stock ticker on CNBC. Honestly, what you people expect of us!

  62. Kine said

    Dingbat? What? Because I disagree and have a brain that I use to make decisions for MYSELF that makes me a dingbat? Wow Yancy. It’s true that we will never have that technology, but then again, I wasn’t asking if it was possible, I was asking that if he was black would you think less of him. Basically you avoided the question by telling me that I’m an idiot.

    You’ve effectively fooled everyone on this blog to believe you are some kind of genius, when you cant even give me an answer. Oh, and I’m still waiting for your next article when you offer some REAL proof, besides some age-old paintings.

    MOD TODD SEZ: He is a genius. Have you ever read his writings on circumcision? Awesome!

  63. Brother Yancy, USN Ret. said

    sticks and stones

    BTW – as Mod Todd told Confused – Your attendance is not mandatory and your absence would not be noticed.

  64. Kine said

    I love how much bias your mods have. Say something you don’t like and a sarcastic comment comes in right after it.

    Circumcision, eh? I read one, it seemed like just a bunch of conspiracy theories. He offered no proof on that subject either.

    You have yet again refused to answer my question, Yancy. Afraid that you’ll be shown for being a bigot?

    You’re attendance is also not mandatory, although I’m sure it’ll be noticed. If that makes you feel better than me then great. You fear debate Yancy.

    Oh, and any mod that comes in with a sarcastic comment will just prove my point that you are all afraid of actually defending what you believe.

  65. Brother Yancy this KINE sounds like a big ole KIKE faggie to me. I just hate it when ignorunt people like that think they know EVERYTHING. I’m gonna pray for this fool.

  66. Youth Pastor Steve said

    There are always little creeps like this hanging around at the various conferences and meetings of youth pastors I attend. They always prey upon your sense of charity and then inevitably try to get you in a compromising position and then demand money. I learned this the hard way in New Orleans. Suffice to say I felt sorry for the young lad who said he just wanted to take a shower and would I allow him to? He took his shower, came out of the bathroom buck nekkid just as I happened to be changing clothes myself. So there we both were in our birthday suits. He then threw himself into my bed and made his little demand. He was fixing to alert some of the others in our group to come to the room. Well, I just banged on the wall of my room and two other youth pastors came in from next door and we gave that little boy tart hustler what for, believe you me.

  67. Nikita said

    Youth Pastor Steve has anyone ever told you you look very nerdy?.

  68. Youth Pastor Steve said

    Nikita

    You who have complained of ill-treatment here should not throw stones. God loves me the way I am. AND so do MANY others not to name names. Don’t you have a carpet to munch or something?

  69. Nikita said

    I haven’t complained about my treatment here, and I would throw stones at you but it looks like you need enough plastic surgery as it is.

  70. Happy God Day, Nikita. I wanted to let you know that I’ve been praying for your salvation.

  71. Arn Lewis said

    Since we already know that you folks are bigoted, giving any facts on this subject would do little or no good at all, you can’t teach a closed mind.
    But do bear in mind that Jesus was Judean, a dark skinned race,(not black, but not white either) while Mary and Joseph had come to Bethlehem from North Africa, (many believe from an area near Egypt, though there is no real reference to where they actually were in Africa), they were not of African descent. Mary’s family line is obscure, however Josheph was the son of David (a Judean) and Mary’s family is also believed to be of Judean descent.

    Of course you idiots will argue that Joseph is not his father, God is, and that God is white. But then again,, I would like to challenge you to prove that God is white. That would be like trying to prove that stupid remark in another post that the sun was the first thing created in the universe. Our sun is a young yellow dwarf star that is among some of the youngest stars in the Milky Way galaxy. Stars are constantly being born (and yes, we have seen this process in action) and they eventually die or go nova, just as our sun will someday. So the universe was here with billions of stars for billions of years before our own little star came into being.

    The truth is, if God really existed, no one on Earth would have any idea what color he is because no one has ever seen him, (I’d love to see you make a fool out of yourselves by trying to say otherwise)

    However if you have a secret passage from the bible in which it says Jesus or God either one was white, I’d love for you to post it here. Not that I care one way or another what color Jesus was, it’s just that idiots like you shouldn’t claim your own thoughts to be absolute facts, opinions are opinions, but facts are irrefutable.

    In other words, there has never been a single fact posted on this site yet,,, probably never will be.

  72. Arn Lewis said

    PASTOR STEVE:: NOTHING PERSONAL,,, BUT YOU ARE JUST A BIG HOLE THAT NEEDS TO BE FILLED.

  73. Arn Lewis said

    BJ:: “we should all be white but God has cursed us for various sins”

    Your stupidity never ceases to amaze me, not being white is a curse,,, and you folks claim you’re not bigoted,,,,, Hmmmmmmmmm,, care to back that up? Not the color issue,, but that you’re not bigoted.

    you’re just another ostrich that left his head stuck in the sand too long,,, brain cooked.

  74. Nikita said

    Mabel, he’s not listning sweetheart.

  75. Kine said

    I can promise you Jodie, I am no kike faggie. I’m simply wondering why you don’t defend what you all believe and chose to insult me instead.

    Pastor Steve, I’m sort of offended that you would call me a “creep”. I wasn’t asking that you compromise your position, just defend it.

    Still awaiting a response….

  76. Youth Pastor Steve said

    Kine:

    There is no time to engage in angels on the head of pins debate with you. Brother Yancy is missing and we are FRANTIC about his whereabouts.

  77. Kine said

    Missing? As in from this site, or from his home in Real Life?

    Either way, I hope he is safe.

  78. Arn Lewis said

    I have been from post to post on this site, still haven’t seen anything new from Brother Yancy, has anyone located him yet? I don’t normally worry about those that oppose me, but I’m worried, hope he is well wherever he is.

  79. DAYWALKER said

    hey arn, sorry for being a newfag ealier, looks like we are on the same side againsed the feck up that is this site lol
    , anyway, back on topic

    simple test to prove if jesus was black or white. put a bucket of KFC infront of him, if he is black he will go for it, if not he wont

    KFC IS NIGRA BAIT

    and

    POOLS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS

  80. Arn Lewis said

    Doesn’t work,, put one in front of me and I’ll go for it, and I’m not black. However, just as soon as I get this damn time machine fixed again I’m gonna take a trip back and take a little looksee for myself. 10 to 1 he turns out to be what they call olive skinned.

  81. DAYWALKER said

    5 to 3 he is RAPTOR JESUS!!!

  82. Arn Lewis said

    Daywalker: “sorry for being a newfag earlier, looks like we are on the same side”

    do you even have a side? or a brain? I am in complete disagreement with the folks who run this site, but just because I am not on their side doesn’t put me on yours. And just what is a newfag? That sounds like someone that just became a fag, if that is the case, I’m glad you found the real you, but I seriously doubt that anyone else wants to find you.

  83. Dearest Daywalker (what in the world does that name mean, don’t we all walk in the Day?)

    Anyways, of course Jesus would eat the Chicken, white people like Kentucky(Great Southern State) Fried Chicken too!

    And what does closing a pool due to Aids have to do with Jesus being white?

    You are a silly sodimite I’m afraid, so much of that hershey highway riding has sullied your brain!

    YIC
    -bb

  84. DAYWALKER said

    LURK M0AR!

  85. Arn Lewis said

    Daywalker: “LURK MOAR”

    what is this? there are very good logical arguements to post here in contradiction to what these people believe, but what you are doing makes these people look like geniuses in comparison. If you have a good case against their posts, by all means post them, but if you are just trying to prove that there are people even less intelligent than them, you’re doing a good job.

  86. Satans little butt monkey said

    Let me get this right, u really belive that jesus, that long beared hippy who decided he was the son of god after his crazy slave mother told him so from a young age, born in the middle east, whos population now is mostly coloured, was actually white, im sorry but how often do u see people who are orignally from the middle east giving birth to a little white baby ?

  87. DK said

    I second what jesus said, and i would like to add a remark on what was said earlier about constantinople and that this is also true, and i would also like to ask what the more simple minded people ((not to mention Daywalker)) think on the whole holy grail topic, i know the bible is delusional and says that jesus died free of sin ((no sex)), and that the holy grail contained his blood. I personally believe the more true to life fact that jesus and mary magdaline were married and that the holy grail refers to his descendants rather than his actual physical blood, lets face the facts, even the pope at the time ((gregory the great)), aside from refering to mary magdaline as a hooker, referenced the fact that they were a married couple. no i am not quoting the Da Vinci Code, or any other books or films, i have looke dinto this and done research aswell. i just feel that religions miss the point when it comes to key facts such as the colour of jesus’ skin, the religion that jesus was and the contradictions throughout the bible.

    MOD TODD SEZ: More chav trash. Does the government go around to all the council flats and hand out defective keyboards along with awful selections of wallpaper? If you want to hijack a blog please do so elsewhere. Try Dawkins or someone of his ilk.

  88. jesus said

    JESUS a middle-eastern Jew, surely you people can get this into your thick american skulls. jesus was born in bethlihem in the middle east, at the very least he would have been middle-eastern. in that time there wasnt white people or atleast very few in that area. seriously both joseph ((HIS REAL DAD< NOT GOD!!!!)) and mary would have been middle-eastern so why would he then suddenly become white, is this because you all feel a coloured person is good enough to steal your stereo but not to be your savior, are you that simple minded that you feel insecure about the fact that you based your religion on a coloured jewish boy that happened to have delusions of granduer, i mean come on son of god is really some title for a little carpenter boy to claim.

    MOD TODD SEZ: Not only can you not spell “colored” correctly, you apparently don’t know how to properly use the shift key. We speak American in here, you chav trash.

  89. The WELSH boy said

    SO if jesus was white the the logical reason was he was WELSH, i makes sence now, mary rode in on a sheep not a donky, then the sheppereds brought lots fo sheep for jesus to play with, the 3 wise men were actually 3 rich guys on the *Un_christian filth removed* and decided to look for a good time so offered their nice shiny gifts for a *Un_christian filth removed*

    MOD TODD SEZ: Spell much?

  90. Holy Monkeys said

    Definition of Daywalker:

    Daywalker is a lonely being that wanders the earth, it is clearly recognised by its, vibrant orange hair, its awkard stance and teh fact that it has few people who dont think he is completely messed up in the head.

  91. DK said

    i have been told there is a typo in one of my posts, i would like to apologise for this, i type faster than i read so i forget to spell check everything as i go along.

  92. DK said

    I’m sorry but that is quite a lot of crap saying oh yeha he is white because racist painters and mosaic artists potrayed him so, how many of those painters were white, how many painted him whilst he was alive or ever even saw him?? i could draw a picture of him green and it woudlnt mean that he actually is green. artistic portrayals are not to be used for factual basis unless they were done with the subject there.next you will be saying that people look the same as they are portrayed by picasso.

  93. Jesus said

    “MOD TODD SEZ: Not only can you not spell “colored” correctly, you apparently don’t know how to properly use the shift key. We speak American in here, you chav trash.”

    I resent the chav trash comment, and only the Americans speak American, as I am not American, I will stick to English. and it shows alot if the only reply you can think of is that I didnt use correct capitalisation and that I’m not American.

    MOD TODD SEZ: You are a guest here. Try to act like one, Ned.

  94. DK said

    “MOD TODD SEZ: More chav trash. Does the government go around to all the council flats and hand out defective keyboards along with awful selections of wallpaper? If you want to hijack a blog please do so elsewhere. Try Dawkins or someone of his ilk.”
    Yet more “loverly” Modding, with the word SEZ being used you can hardly critisize how people type. I personally think chavs are a waste of space and probably spend thier time saying SEZ and putting up crap about how two Middle-Eastern people produced a little white baby and then cries because noone will agree with them and everyone with half a brain cell at thier disposal can plainly see the flaw in this persons logic. Why is it that you seem to bring chavs into everything that is spelt wrong anyway?? Did you mother never give you any love as she was out being a low-rate hooker?? Or is it just that you feel so highly of yourself to judge other people because they post a good length comment in the space of a minute and therefore don’t spell check it, not everyone has the time to be as anal retentive as you obviously do.

    MOD TODD SEZ: It’s “spelled” not “spelt”. Go tune up your Vauxhall, Ned.

  95. If you’re going to “stick to English,” at least try to do it correctly! Goodness Gracious your spelling, grammar, punctuation, sentence structure, etc. is horrendous. Were you raised by wolves?

  96. So, you bunch of bigoted white supremacists, can you find me an exact passage in the Bible that backs up the idea of the curse of Ham, or will I have to assume that you are making it up to suit your own chauvinist purposes.

    Also, Mabel, you complain about improper English, but I never see any complaints about the fact that ‘MOD TODD’ (who’s he?) spells ’says’ as ‘SEZ’.

  97. DK/Jesus said

    HAHA I **unChristian filth removed** LOVE IT.
    MOD this you pig **unChristian filth removed** , inbred, redneck **unChristian filth removed** . yes i am birtish but that does not make me a ned, chav, townie, gypsy, white-trash, greb, skater-punk, emo,scene kid, or any other stereotype. i type quickly, i don’t read through my message before posting about a **unChristian filth removed** **unChristian filth removed** comment about how jesus was white, lets face it he had to be middle-eastern unless this mary was such a **unChristian filth removed** that she was doing romans, jews, joseph, coloureds, god, angels, satan and every **unChristian filth removed** hobo that walked past her house/shed/stable/barn/carboard **unChristian filth removed** box.

    i dont feel that any inbred racist that spells says as SEZ can complain about spelling, grammer, pronounciation or anything else whilst they spend thier time **unChristian filth removed** .

    i am aware that this will be modded to **unChristian filth removed** and i may even receive an angry email from some god botherer that has his own veiws about this, yes this is un-christian, but then again i’m not christian im agnostic, im also only stating my veiws, freedom of speech is one of your declarations, i am excersising my right to it.

    thank you for your time,
    yours unfaithfully
    memnoch the devil

    MOD TODD SEZ: What’s a “townie”?

  98. DK/Jesus said

    oh by the way, i really do believe that you all lost the plot many years ago. you can’t even follow a thread, you post that jesus was some cracker and then you lose by about 20 votes to 1 and start modding everything for spelling and grammar rather than thinking of a suitable argument back. where’s your imperfect god now, when the world has so much evil in it and nuns and preists use thier time sodomising children and posting racism on the internet.

    MOD TODD SEZ: SodomiZing. And watch your language, even in your screen name.

  99. DK/Jesus/ said

    also the pope is a nazi, this cannot be denied as he was a member of the hitler youth. hows that for hypocracy

  100. DK/Jesus said

    MOD TODD SEZ: What’s a “townie”?

    i will actually be helpful here as this isnt a bad mod.
    a townie is a term for youths that wear lots of brand name clothes such as bench and nike, they are like chavs only less violent, inbred and useless. townies can be civil, chavs feel intilect is a threat.

    P.S.
    i delibrately used so much swearing in one of my last posts because i was fed up of being refered to as a chav or any other derogative term. i generally am interested in why people could think he is white, that is why i put some fact in my posts aswell as otehr things.

  101. Ashyen said

    Who says God is white? Maybe God is black, or Semitic, or some other race.

    And since you people are saying race only depends on the father…

    *poof*

    Black Jesus.

  102. Sephiroth^ said

    MOD TODD SEZ: It’s “spelled” not “spelt”. Go tune up your Vauxhall, Ned.

    you sound just like maynard…

  103. big...e said

    Jesus was certainly not white. The bible says he had hair like wool and skin of bronze…doesnt sound like a white guy to me. I dont need an old picture to know that most caucasians dont have either skin of bronze nor hair like wool. so excuse the jerks who are right about the fact that jesus didnt have blue eyes and flowing hair down to his shoulders. youve been brain washed into believing a myth that the paintings of old and modern churches depict jesus as white, youve been bambuzled.

  104. BibleThumpR said

    Jesus was a black woman who’s real name was Tanisha. God spoke to me and told me this. Ask him yourself for verification.

    Can I get an Amen?

  105. slartibartfast said

    AMEN!!

  106. I claim poe/god(well not yet) said

    Hehehe this website is just like Edward current’s videos (type Edward current on youtube) except in a more insulting manner. (I claim Poe this has got to be a parody so lighten 20 to 1 my message will be deleted or moded. And 100 to 1 I will be insulted.)

  107. Kat a.k.a. Don't Worry said

    Haha Slartibartfast! I looove it.

    “My name? No my name is not important.”

    That was a great movie. One in my collection I like to view from time to time.

  108. RaptorJesus said

    [Moderator's note: This repetitive post was deleted. You left countless posts in rapid succession that said essentially the same thing. You were obviously drunk since you did this in the wee hours of the morning. A few of your posts were left and the remainder of the repeats were deleted. Continued spam of this nature will result in your posting privileges being suspended.]

  109. RaptorJesus said

    I love how the mods deleted the only slightly serious post of mine, but left one referring to Hitler. But I guess your Final Solution to trolls is just deleting shit, you silly Heathens.

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