Has God shown us our candidate at long last?
Posted by Brother Yancy, USN Ret. on October 19, 2007
Dear Friends in Christ,
Sometimes you can’t see the forest for the trees. Can it be that our candidate has been right in front of us all along and we have been too dense to see her? (Yes, I said ”her”.) We have received news, via the Interwebs today, that there is a holy movement afoot to draft Katherine Harris for president. 
Now, I know, right away, many of you are going to say, she’s a woman, she can’t be president. My friends, I understand all of that, but it’s sort of like a U.S.E. – if its inevitable you may as well lay back and enjoy it. And, consider this, if there is to be a woman behind the desk in the Oval Office, wouldn’t you rather it be Kitty than Hellary Klinton?
From the Draft Kitty Interweb:
http://draftkatherineharris.com/
Why Kitty?
Are you unsatisfied with the current field of Republican candidates? Are you frustrated because they just don’t have what it takes to be a REAL Republican? Are you frightened that the Democrats will take back the White House? Are you worried that caring about children, promoting education, lowering insurance rates, tax cuts for the middle class and bringing our troops home from Iraq might actually become White House priorities? Then the only candidate for you is Katherine Harris.
Maybe its time for a woman to show the men how to be REAL Republicans! 
I look forward to your views.
Yours in Christ
Brother Yancy
Sister Mabel Gargula said
God bless you, Brother Yancy! I can’t remember the last time something in the news made me this happy.
Now if only that lovely Michelle Bachman would run against Norma Coleman…
Brother Yancy, USN Ret. said
Sister,
I pray for that every day!
Triumphal! Abundant!
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
She is just sooooo lovely, if there must be a woman in office which honestly makes me rather ill, I certainly hope it is her or Michelle Bachman. There is always the dark horse of Jean Schmidt, she is a peach, sadly not attractive but a lovely personality and she loves veterans.
Sister Mabel Gargula said
She is lovely! And so petite! She’s an inspiration for women everywhere!
Hipple, Rev. Paul T. said
I have a slightly different take on her candidacy, yet, oddly, we seem to be experiencing very similar Holy Visions.
Then again, I suppose I still have a bark in this fight.
-RPTH
Helen Bock said
I’m afraid I can’t support this woman. I’ve seen photos of her showing more cleavage than that strumpet Ann Coulter.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Helen Lamb,
To be fair, Ann Coulter doesn’t actually have any cleavage to show.
But I am with you, no woman should be in office making actual decisions, just imagine what would happen during her ‘filthy time’ of the month when she is all crazed and hormonal what she could do? A disaster waiting to happen if you ask me. Heavens if she didn’t get her chocolate syrup on her sundae, or if her boulder holder or squirrel coverings were uncomfortable that day, she might start World War III on a female whim.
Praise the Lord!
Someone said
Is this site a joke?
CM Qurck said
Are you a joke? (directed at ‘Someone’ incase someone else has posted
I also tend to agree with Brother WhoDat in this matter, but then on the other hand who else whould we rather have in the whitehouse?
BurgerMeister said
When I first saw the picture I thought maybe the possum was running for president. But surely the good people of America want a President SMARTER than a possum this time, right?
Brother Yancy, USN Ret. said
Possums can be pretty crafty. You ever tried to catch one?
Sister Mabel Gargula said
So true, Brother Yancy. But once you do catch one, it makes for a tasty possum pot pie. Yummy!
CM Qurck said
possum pie? never tried that one, is it a dish you would recommend?
Sister Mabel Gargula said
Oh absolutely! Here’s a link to the recipe for you:
http://www.epsteinlarue.com/family/possum.htm
Go about halfway down the page to “Possum Pot Pie.” Simply devine! (Of course, I don’t recommend using road kill.)
CM Qurck said
looks interesting, how does it taste? gamey (is that the right spelling?, im not sure, well i mean like other wild game) or is it comparable to something else?
Sister Mabel Gargula said
Well, now, it doesn’t take like chicken! I suppose you could say it is a little wild tasting, but the huckleberries and gin cut down on the gaminess quite a bit. I like to serve it with a nice Chardonnay.
CM Qurck said
lol, i was trying to avoid the chicken cliche (another spelling im unsure of…) but definatly one to look into at some point
Mod Hugh Note: Perhaps you should spend more time with spell check than Halo 3 or Pong. Just a thought dearest.
Brother WhoDat Glory Pines Ministry said
Goodness, I have never heard folks refer to gals as ‘possums’… ‘beavers’, ‘clams’, ’spam purse’, and sometimes even types of fish, but honestly! Either way it is rather unflattering.
Shame on you all.
And God Bless.
Roy Ubu said
Rosebud?
Confused said
I don’t care if he’s dead- ZAPPA FOR PRESIDENT!
Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader said
I sure do wish she’d do something with that hair though. It is so 2001 and it makes her look kinda trashy. I will say this she is a fine chrisitian lady and a Republican so that’s all that really matters. So long as she hates abortion, blame queers, and sneaky mexicans coming across the border she is A-OK with me.
God Bless!
Lynelle
Nikita said
Who cares their all the same.
Bob_Corker said
Deuteronomy 25: 5-10
She needs to be marrying her brother-in-law. Or has she none?
Genesis 3:16
“thy desire shall be thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.”
In 2 Chronicles 36:23, note that the courts are laid out so that Females are farthest from the temple.
Exodus 20:17: a woman is a man’s property.
Leviticus 12:1-5
“If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days…But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks…”
Clearly, women were not made to rule America. Harris is a harlot, anyways. The Nineteenth Amendment and the rest of these ‘women’s rights’ should be revoked. Keep them in their husbands and father’s homes, anyways: exposure to the public weakens women’s moral decay. They are the authority of their children, and the maintenance of their home, and nothing else. Keep your women away from strangers, and testify for her in court. Women are in large part to blame for the moral decay of Hollywood. The Lord is clear in his wishes for Woman to be subserviant to Man.
If we can keep Paul from hiding his antiwar views, I’d vote for him. Heck, even if he did have antiwar views, I think I’ll vote for him, since I will get decreases on my taxes that much faster. Arab Bears will kill each other sooner or later, and we need not intervene with good Christian men. Gary North, perhaps the greatest Christian alive today, worked for him, too, and also endorses Paul.
Brother Yancy, USN Ret. said
Dear Brother Bob
Thank you for your views.
God Bless
Warrior Jodie said
Brother Yancy back before Jesus found me wallowing in a pool of my own vomit behind the 7-11 I worked a few jobs I werent proud of. I swear that Harris woman was a featured pole dancer at the Kafe Kitty in Birmingham back in the 80’s. She came in with a big old colored man and called herself Kate and plopped her ass right up on the stage like she owned it. Thought you might wanna know honey.
Youth Pastor Steve said
Dear Warrior Jodie
Do you think I should cancel the planned bus trip to Sister Harris’ next lecture in Montgomery? The kids were so looking forward to hearing about “Perfecting and Restructuring the Jew in Today’s World.” It’s sometimes hard to get these kids to concentrate on serious matters, especially political, but they really seemed to warm to this topic.
PTL
Sister Mabel Gargula said
Warrior Jodie,
Was the Kafe Kitty still open back in 1995? (That’s when I started dancing.) That name sounds real familiar to me, but a lot of what happened back then is a big, fuzzy blur. I’m sure you can relate.
Peter said
@Someone: I am absolutely certain this ssite is a **unChristian word deleted** ; if nothing else, the comments have convinced me. I say just read and enjoy, maybe **unChristian words deleted** .
chukmaty said
Michelle Bachman is a great woman…
MOD TODD SEZ: I agree 100% She is something to behold!
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