A White Feather For The Cowardly British…
Posted by Pastor Tobin Maker D.D on August 20, 2007
Fellow Brownbackers,
Just when you thought the simpering, flouncing, kilt-wearing British people couldn’t get any worse; they do something that exposes them for the effeminate, Jesus-hating Shakespeare-quoters they truly are.
I speak of course of the news that the Brits have decided to run away from Iraq. Yes, that’s right. As America’s mission to bring the Word of Christ to the islamofascists turns a corner and surges steadily towards victory, our limey “allies” are turning tail and mincing back to their land of bad teeth, cross-dressing and blood pudding. The Scotsman newspaper today reports:
“Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister, will make a statement on the British presence in Iraq in October. MPs and officers alike expect him to begin Britain’s final withdrawal from the country.”
My first thought upon reading this was, “how dare they!” My second thought was, “why am I surprised?”
After all, what can we expect from a race of “men” who were defeated by a rabble of bow-legged vegetarians led by a bald, four-eyed anorexic wearing a diaper? Unlike we Americans, the Brits didn’t have the courage and stamina to show their indians what’s what. And look how they paid for that. Today England is overrun by cow-worshiping, curry-boiling bride-burners.
Those tea-sipping pinkie-raisers are too weak-willed to fight the muslim menace in Iraq, just as they were too frightened to join us in beating back the communist enemy in Vietnam.
However, be under no illusions that eventually, when the hindoos and muslims start to impose their Godless debauchery on the general populations of those damp, muddy isles, the Brits will turn to us for help, just as they did in World War One and again in World War Two.
Hopefully they’ll then discover that American charity goes only so far.
In Christ’s Name,
Tobin Maker, Resident Pastor, Baptists For Brownback 2008
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Roy Ubu said
It was a Brit who coined the phrase, “White man’s burden”. Now they’re too faint-hearted to bear their share of it. You can see where their souls are when you look at those satanic Rolling Stones or their worship of the dead slut princess.
Xue said
I will enjoy seeing you burn in hell u baptist freaks
how can you say u are christians, when you speak so badly about other people?
“Do unto others as you would have others do unto you”. [Matthew 7:120]
what do you say to that, Mr Tobin Maker?
1 Corinthians 6:9-10: “Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers (a former US president?), nor homosexuals (US congressman?), nor sodomites (Congress again?), nor thieves (the USA?), nor covetous, nor drunkards (a current president?), nor revilers, nor extortioners (US Army?) will inherit the kingdom of God.”
people usually get rude when they start to be afraid…
Mod Note: It is interesting Xue that you quote Matthew and then say “I will enjoy seeing you burn in hell u baptist freaks” Perhaps you didn’t catch your own idiocy here. It’s okay. We’ll spot it for you.
Kega said
Is this a psrodt site?
Rev. A. T. Tappman said
Perhaps it’s just as well that the British are leaving the care of the world to we Americans. We are after all the only truly Christian nation. I’d like to offer a prayer:
Lord,
We beseech You to grant us a world at peace under the dominion of these holy United States.
Peace for the Filipino, theJap, the mongrelized races of the Nesias – Melo, Micro, and Poly.
Peace for the zany Aussies and their kinky haired primitives.
Peace for the Chnks, Gooks, Towel-heads, and Tatars of Asia.
Peace for the children of Ham throughout the dark continent.
Peace for the Wop and theSpic, the Turk and the Kraut, the Mick, the Scot and the Brit, and all the albino nations of North Europe.
Peace for all the papist nations of South America.
Peace for the Mexigooks south of our border.
Peace for the cowardly Canadians.
Above all Lord, peace for Your Blessed United States, That we may govern the world as your agent and spread the word of Christ throughout.
For this Dear Lord we humbly pray.
Rev. A. T. Tappman Chaplain US Army ret.
interpreted said
Just when you thought the simpering, flouncing, kilt-wearing British people couldn’t get any worse; they do something that exposes them for the effeminate, Jesus-hating Shakespeare-quoters they truly are.
Question:Have you ever been to Britain?
As America’s mission to bring the Word of Christ to the islamofascists surges, turns a corner and heads steadily towards victory,
So you’re saying that the purpose of the Iraq war was as a crusade to convert Iraq to Islam?
After all, what can we expect from a race of “men” who were defeated by a rabble of bow-legged vegetarians led by a bald, four-eyed anorexic wearing a diaper? Unlike we Americans, the Brits didn’t have the courage and stamina to show their indians what’s what
Yes, they did. It was called the Amritsar Massacre, and over 1800 peaceful protestors were gunned down. Not a good thing; not at all. I’ll grant you that the withdrawal and partition of India could have been managed better, but your solution isn’t exactly great.
the Brits will turn to us for help, just as they did in World War One and again in World War Two.
Actually, without the aid of Alan Turing and Bletchley Park, it is unlikely that the USA would have won the war against Japan. Victory at Midway, killing of Yamamoto, all of that was due to information theory work carried out at Bletchley.
Just as they were too frightened to join us in beating back the communist enemy in Vietnam.
By using chemical weapons indiscriminately against innocent civilians? If that’s the cost of ‘victory’, then I’m not sure that it’s worth it.
Still, at least this demonstrates that we can always expect an ignorant, bigoted, and malevolent response to Mr Maker.
interpreted said
Mr Tappman – your racist tirade breaks sections 4&5 of the TOS –
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5. The use of profanity will not be tolerated under any circumstances. This includes sexually explicit, vulgar, or other profane language or usernames as well as any any signs or symbols that suggests such. Do not post sexually explicit, vulgar or offensive website addresses (URL’s) to the forum. (Eph. 4: 29)
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Interpreted,
I’m glad you recognize that your response to me was “ignorant, bigoted and malevolent”.
In Christ’s Name.
interpreted said
I’m glad you recognize that your response to me was “ignorant, bigoted and malevolent”.
Oh well, obviously all of my points are made null and void by a simple copyerror. Your rhetorical skills are so awesome, you’ve defeated everything I said and obviously proven it wrong.
erasmus said
It is obvious that the “baptists” here are full of hate.
Brother Bear said
Dear erasmus
The Baptists here are full of love and charity. We love our fellow man, and the Christian United States of America!
What is posted are truths that the nations of this great God created earth are letting the world be sucked into the abyss of hell filled with Anti-Christians of multi racist lands.
God Save Us All
FIC
-bb
SPOILER said
Brother Yancy,
I apologize for my outburst on Friday. It was rude and uncalled for, and I can only blame the hormonal imbalance caused by my delicate condition. Although I know that you don’t believe in the Catholic church, I want you to know that I went to confession this weekend, and have been praying for clarity since I signed off. I am truly sorry for having said what I did.
YIC,
Spoiler
erasmus said
BB,
It is no wonder why you people are referred to as the lunatic fringe.
Connie Mack said
I’ve come to accept that the Scottish people are just as big of sissies as the French. Heck, aside from a few pretty landmarks scattered here and there I have no use for Great Brittan as a whole. For obvious reasons our ancestors knew what they were doing when they fled that God awful place and never looked back. Is it really any wonder that America is considered the greatest place in the world? Thank God I am an American.
SP0ILER said
And that is why the rest of the world hates us, Connie.
Just in case you weren’t sure.
Helen Bock said
Rev. Tappman,
I join you in your prayer. We are God’s Beacon to the world!
Connie Mack said
I’d say jealousy has a larger part in that, Spoiler. We are the strongest, wealthiest, and most powerful country in the world which ticks off everybody else. They want to be us. Add to that we are the most giving, so when we cut off the handouts to all of those who won’t help themselves they hate us in return.
Connie Mack said
Helen Bock,
You better book the flight now for the NY trip girl while prices are cheap. Once these liberals screw up again the oil prices are going right back up along with airline tickets.
SP0ILER said
What you said is true, Connie. However, it’s the “me-first” attitude of Americans that really irritates people. I have friends all over Europe, and they aren’t thrilled about being portrayed as second class citizens of the world. It’s pure luck on your part that you were born here and they were born there; your ancestors get the credit for making you an American, you did nothing to deserve it.
SP0ILER said
How do liberal screw ups cause oil prices to go up, Connie? Please, educate me.
Irene said
Spoiler I find your reverse racism interesting. On the one hand you tell Connie her attitude is what causes the world to hate USA and then you tell her her
“What you said is true”
So if you feel that Connie is correct about the rest of the world being jealous of USA for being so powerful, so wealthy, then you are not much better than the rest of the people posting here.
You try and mask your pride in trying to appear more democratic.
Your friends all over the world must be cringing at their computer desks thinking they have you for such a stelwart ally.
SP0ILER said
Irene,
America is the richest nation on earth. I’m not going to argue that. Many nations wish that they had the power that America has. I’m not going to argue that, either.
What I will argue, though, is that the value of an American life is any higher than that of a person from another country. Americans tend to be so blinded by our differences with other countries that we can’t see the similarities, which is foolish. Connie (and myself) is only a couple of generations removed from these countries that she’s mocking and putting down, when it’s by sheer luck that she is where and who she is.
Irene said
You still haven’t addressed the reverse racism you have. Even your comments about having friends all over Europe reeks of superiority. You do not see it because you are American. I am not American and I see you as one of the do gooder type of American who feel that we non Americans need a little help in telling you all off.
We don’t.
By reading through some of your past comments here one can see that you are insulated. You use words such as “we” and “them”.
We can do without your “help” dear.
SP0ILER said
I mentioned my friends in Europe to show that I’m not making up my claims; these are conversations that I’ve had with my friends.
And yes, I use we and them; how else am I supposed to differentiate between myself and other people?
It’s good to know that you’re not American; that’s one less vote Brownback will be getting.
Irene said
Why do you need to differentiate from other people? I think you are missing my point here. You have basically agreed that your nation is superior. It doesn’t matter what you do after that. You look at the rest of the world as “less than”.
It is evident from your posts.
You may not like the mindset of the people here but they are more honest in their feelings of superiority than you. You just attempt to hide it by appearing more pc.
The thing is: You are transparent.
SP0ILER said
I say that America is richer than the rest of the world; that’s not agreeing with anything other than a fact that can be verified a million times over. I don’t think that we’re any better than other countries; in fact, in many respects, I think we lag behind. The fact that people on this site believe what they do about the treatment of women, minorities, and immigrants is the first evidence of that.
I differentiate between myself and other people because as much as we (humanity) are similar, I can’t pretend to be or think the same that people in other situations do. I don’t know how someone in Poland, Ireland, or France thinks, as we haven’t shared the same experiences. However, after 25 years as an American, I think I have some idea of the typical American mindset and position on world events.
erasmus said
We are very fortunate that the founding fathers created a secular government because all the cults like this one would have been warring against each other trying to gain dominion over all the others.
I respect your right to “believe” as you wish. I am sure glad it is unconstitutional to teach this rubbish and hate in the public schools.
SP0ILER said
I’m with you, erasmus!
Irene said
Your country is on par with other countries regarding its treatment of women, minorities and immigrants. Your country is wealthy because of its rape of its natural resources and the resources of others. Your country (like other countries) has interfered with the policies and politics of other countries.
You have as many homeless per percentage of the population as many other countries and one of the few to still use capitol punishment.
As a people, your flag is firmly tied around your eyes and rather than strongly protest and force a government which has illegally conducted war you all sit and hope for the best. When a president is elected and there are questions of vote rigging rather than rise up as a nation and force a recount, again you sit back and hope for the best.
Any illusions that America was once the fairest place to live would have been tossed out of the window years ago. You have your army practising global police tactics in your own towns. You have allowed one of the most important document of all time, your Constitution to be trampled and torn apart and you all believe in a terror that doesn’t exist.
America is a country wealthy
but it is wealthy in fools.
Laughing all the way said
I want to thank you all for the immense humor you provide each and every day. This level of inbred crazy is just too funny. You are now one of my first stops of the day for humor. Crazy homeless people have nothing on this site. Spoof or not it takes a lot of hits to the head with a 2×4 to get this creative.
Creative writing teacher across the land must be in absolute awe at what gets posted here.
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SP0ILER said
Irene,
I believe that you and I agree on every single point that you just made. .
May I inquire as to what country you call home? I know your name is French in origin, but that doesn’t mean you reside in France…
Connie Mack said
Irene, I believe you’d best clarify the American fools you are referring to, because I know you aren’t talking about me. I am a tax-paying, God-fearing, proud citizen of this country and no one considers them self more blessed to be here than I do. I had some pretty sharp ancestors to know when the getting was good and abandon the heresy of Great Brittan to start a Christian nation of their own. As a whole, my dear, Americans are far more educated, healthier, patriotic, and more emotionally stable, Spoiler not included, than any other country in the world. I don’t know where you live, Irene, but I hope you have some sensible neighbors of your own to call friend. You sound like a pretty rational woman so far and deserve as much. Lord knows we have our share of lunatics and left-wing fanatics, but over all this still the best place to live,
SP0ILER said
Which part of that am I not included in, Connie? Just curious.
erasmus said
A cult like this one (fundamentalist) breeds hate just like the fundamentalist Muslims.
You would be fighting with all the other cults just like the Sunnis and Siites if it wasn’t for our great constitution.
Connie Mack said
Spoiler, you are the loudest and mouthiest complainer about the USA on this forum, always have been. From day one you have talked terribly about our President, our military efforts, and our faith. Like T.D. says, you suffer from the disease of Liberalism and that makes you unpatriotic and emotionally unstable in my book. I pray that the child you are carrying has some kind of a patriotic role model to look up to and that you entire family isn’t a bunch of left-wing nuts.
erasmus, you can stick it where the sun don’t shine if you don’t like it. If the USA and God makes you so sick then pack your bags and move somewhere far away. I’m sure that there is a nice pagan, communist family willing to take you in lock, stock, and barrel.
erasmus said
This is a secular nation with a lot of christians, Connie.
Only three of the ten commandments are constitutional. Those three “rules” are prohibited in every culture.
SP0ILER said
Connie,
I love my country, I support our troops, and I know God. If you don’t understand that by now, then I don’t know what to tell you.
The genuine believers in this site want to change our country from it’s original purpose, see no problem with committing American troops to a war we don’t belong in, and have perverted Christianity to a point where it’s barely recognizable.
I plan on devoting the next 13 1/2 months of my life to having my (liberal, democrat) child, and seeing true change happen in this country. One can only pray (and I do) that members of my generation have had it with the status quo, and will work with me and my friends to effect true change.
Connie Mack said
Nice try, but that’s where you are wrong, erasmus, this is a Nation build on a God-fearing foundation. Try reading a copy of the Constitution that your liberal friends haven’t edited out with a black marker. In God we trust. Today, tomorrow, and forever.
SP0ILER said
the founders weren’t christian, connie.
Hate to break it to you.
erasmus said
Connie,
Sorry my rights are protected to the very same degree that yours are, although I can see that yu would like your God to kill everyone that doesn’t agree with you.
America is free. hehe.
The first ammendment guarantees my right to speak as I please, although you would love to shut up any opposition to your irrational belief system, just like the Muslims do it. You are no better than a fundy Muslim, spewing hate and bigotry.
Connie Mack said
Then may God help that poor child, Spoiler. I can’t see how any mother would want their child raised in a country where terrorists are free to roam, the murdering or innocent babies is legal, and marriage is anything other than a man and a woman. Use some common sense and think about what the repercussion would be if this were a nation without someone Godly at the helm.
Connie Mack said
I feel sorry for you, erasmus. You’ve been lost to the ways of the devil.
SP0ILER said
How does gay marriage effect my child? I don’t understand… If he/she is happy and healthy, then why does it matter what the people next door are doing? Happy neighbors make for happy, safe neighborhoods.
erasmus said
Connie,
There is no mention of God or christian principles in the constitution.
Also there is “no religious test for public office.”
erasmus said
Connie,
seven of the ten commandments are unconstitutional.
SP0ILER said
Erasmus,
Logical arguments will get you nowhere. That’s the one thing I’m sure of on this site.
Connie Mack said
Before I go I am going say this one last thing, over 50% of this country voted against your liberal president-elect in the last two elections and it will happen again. People are accustomed to having God represented in the government, the way it should be. Now I have to get going. The girls are finally back in school and I am taking a day for pampering myself. The whole afternoon is booked for some overdue “me” time. Praying for you.
erasmus said
Connie,
Yopu are a typical fundy, using your irrational statements, “read a copy of the constitution no edited by liberals.”
That is totally disengenuous. I have never read any copy of the constitution except the one in the library of congress. That is an outright deception that you would accuse me of that without knowing what you are talking about.
That is all you do here is cast aspersions on people. That is merely veiled lying.
SP0ILER said
That’s where you’re wrong – Bush was elected with less than 50% of the popular vote in 2000, and barely more than that in 2004. This country is split pretty evenly down the middle, which means that you are hardly part of a strong majority, Connie.
Enjoy your day at the spa. Ask for a happy ending, it sounds like you could use the tension release.
Helix said
LOL @ Spoiler! Connie’s happy ending.
erasmus said
I have to admit that I am a thinker
It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then — just to loosen up. Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker.
I began to think alone — “to relax,” I told myself — but I knew it wasn’t true. Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally I was thinking all the time.
That was when things began to sour at home. One evening I turned off the TV and asked my wife about the meaning of life. She spent that night at her mother’s.
I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and employment don’t mix, but I couldn’t help myself.
I began to avoid friends at lunchtime so I could read Thoreau, Muir, Confucius and Kafka. I would return to the office dazed and confused, asking, “What is it exactly we are doing here?”
One day the boss called me in. He said, “Listen, I like you, and it hurts me to say this, but your thinking has become a real problem. If you don’t stop thinking on the job, you’ll have to find another job.”
This gave me a lot to think about. I came home early after my conversation with the boss. “Honey,” I confessed, “I’ve been thinking…”
“I know you’ve been thinking,” she said, “and I want a divorce!”
“But honey, surely it’s not that serious.”
“It is serious,” she said, lower lip aquiver. “You think as much as college professors and college professors don’t make any money, so if you keep on thinking, we won’t have any money!”
“That’s a faulty syllogism,” I said impatiently.
She exploded in tears of rage and frustration, but I was in no mood to deal with the emotional drama.
“I’m going to the library,” I snarled as I stomped out the door. I headed for the library, in the mood for some Nietzsche. I roared into the parking lot with NPR on the radio and ran up to the big glass doors. They didn’t open. The library was closed.
To this day, I believe that a Higher Power was looking out for me that night. Leaning on the unfeeling glass, whimpering for Zarathustra, a poster caught my eye, “Friend, is heavy thinking ruining your life?” it asked.
You probably recognize that line. It comes from the standard Thinkers Anonymous poster.
This is why I am what I am today: a recovering thinker. I never miss a TA meeting. At each meeting we watch a non-educational video; last week it was “Porky’s.” Then we share experiences about how we avoided thinking since the last meeting.
I still have my job, and things are a lot better at home. Life just seemed…easier, somehow, as soon as I stopped thinking.
I believe the road to recovery is nearly complete for me.
Today I took the final step… I became a Baptist and joined the Republican Party. “
Hipple, Rev. Paul T. said
If illegal aliens hadn’t come out in record numbers to fraudulently vote for Kerry/Edwards, George W. Bush would have won in a landslide.
One these illegal aliens start fraudulently voting Republican, y’all are gonna wish Rep Tom Tancredo was elected President of the Dominion in 2008.
Shocked said
If for nothing else, I read this site for the sheer HILARITY and humor found here.
You have to just love their superior argumentation and debating skills and the clarity with which they support their beliefs.
Jesus was a liberal, folks! If you don’t know this, read up the story of His life.
Maura Ghee said
Irene,
Not only is Spoiler transparent she is, as you can see from her photo, two dimensional.
Ann O'Maly said
I think you’re thinking about not thinking when you try not to think.
Xtian Soldier said
My goodness. I stayed away from the internet this weekend in order to spend some quality time with my family and, on Sunday, fortify myself with His wisdom so that I could come back here today and strategize how we were going to ride the Brownback wave to the White House in 2008. Instead, I see that Spoiler has invited some more of her whacked out LIEberal, atheist friends to disrupt our goings on, and that dadgum Rev. Hipple pushing that sinful Tancredo propaganda on us!
I’m not going to stick around long this afternoon, if this thread is going to continue to be befouled by the nonsense of such unChristian namby-pamby whiners, but I will note that the Constitution is not a suicide pact. If the Founding Fathers had realized that atheistic communists would use it in order to sully our Godly nation, they would’ve made sure to place a few more “Thou Shalt Nots” in the original document, like “Thou Shalt Not impose your godless LIEberalism on our great Christian (Republican Baptist) land, condemning all who live within to aitch-ee-double-hockey-sticks.”
Get a clue LIEberals!
SP0ILER said
I don’t know anyone else on this blog. Don’t blame me because rational, realistic, thinking people are coming here to disagree with you.
There are no “commandments” in the constitution Xtian soldier; as usual, you’re inventing this as you go along.
SP0ILER said
Maura,
A photo can only be 3D. When I can use a hologram as an avatar, I will. Until then, I have to make due with the technology available.
Shocked said
X-tian soldier,
Can you make a COHERENT, logical argument that Jesus was a fundementalist?
Remember His rebuke to LOVE THY ENEMIES?
All I see here are hate-filled, racist, xenophobic outbursts in the name of ‘RELIGIOUSNESS’. What a truly UNCHRISTIAN site this is!
Jesus would have been shocked if He were alive today and He would have a thing or two to say to y’all.
Repent and beg for His Mercy. God loves ALL His children and would never send them to Hell just because they are Democrats, Atheists, Moslems or Liberals. He’s a good and loving Father who loves unconditionally.
Y’all should be ASHAMED of yourselves to insinuate that He hates some of His own children.
FIE ON YOU!
Irene said
Erasmus
Your Constitution is getting chopped up daily. Don’t be so sure it protects you anymore. Have you read the Patriot Act? Have you seen what that document allows your govt to do to you?
Your Constitution no longer protects any of you.
Irene said
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
Article. I.
Section. 1.
All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.
Section. 2.
The House of Representatives shall be composed of Members chosen every second Year by the People of the several States, and the Electors in each State shall have the Qualifications requisite for Electors of the most numerous Branch of the State Legislature.
No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen.
Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons. The actual Enumeration shall be made within three Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years, in such Manner as they shall by Law direct. The Number of Representatives shall not exceed one for every thirty Thousand, but each State shall have at Least one Representative; and until such enumeration shall be made, the State of New Hampshire shall be entitled to chuse three, Massachusetts eight, Rhode-Island and Providence Plantations one, Connecticut five, New-York six, New Jersey four, Pennsylvania eight, Delaware one, Maryland six, Virginia ten, North Carolina five, South Carolina five, and Georgia three.
When vacancies happen in the Representation from any State, the Executive Authority thereof shall issue Writs of Election to fill such Vacancies.
The House of Representatives shall chuse their Speaker and other Officers; and shall have the sole Power of Impeachment.
Section. 3.
The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, chosen by the Legislature thereof for six Years; and each Senator shall have one Vote.
Immediately after they shall be assembled in Consequence of the first Election, they shall be divided as equally as may be into three Classes. The Seats of the Senators of the first Class shall be vacated at the Expiration of the second Year, of the second Class at the Expiration of the fourth Year, and of the third Class at the Expiration of the sixth Year, so that one third may be chosen every second Year; and if Vacancies happen by Resignation, or otherwise, during the Recess of the Legislature of any State, the Executive thereof may make temporary Appointments until the next Meeting of the Legislature, which shall then fill such Vacancies.
No Person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen.
The Vice President of the United States shall be President of the Senate, but shall have no Vote, unless they be equally divided.
The Senate shall chuse their other Officers, and also a President pro tempore, in the Absence of the Vice President, or when he shall exercise the Office of President of the United States.
The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments. When sitting for that Purpose, they shall be on Oath or Affirmation. When the President of the United States is tried, the Chief Justice shall preside: And no Person shall be convicted without the Concurrence of two thirds of the Members present.
Judgment in Cases of Impeachment shall not extend further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States: but the Party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment and Punishment, according to Law.
Section. 4.
The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof; but the Congress may at any time by Law make or alter such Regulations, except as to the Places of chusing Senators.
The Congress shall assemble at least once in every Year, and such Meeting shall be on the first Monday in December, unless they shall by Law appoint a different Day.
Section. 5.
Each House shall be the Judge of the Elections, Returns and Qualifications of its own Members, and a Majority of each shall constitute a Quorum to do Business; but a smaller Number may adjourn from day to day, and may be authorized to compel the Attendance of absent Members, in such Manner, and under such Penalties as each House may provide.
Each House may determine the Rules of its Proceedings, punish its Members for disorderly Behaviour, and, with the Concurrence of two thirds, expel a Member.
Each House shall keep a Journal of its Proceedings, and from time to time publish the same, excepting such Parts as may in their Judgment require Secrecy; and the Yeas and Nays of the Members of either House on any question shall, at the Desire of one fifth of those Present, be entered on the Journal.
Neither House, during the Session of Congress, shall, without the Consent of the other, adjourn for more than three days, nor to any other Place than that in which the two Houses shall be sitting.
Section. 6.
The Senators and Representatives shall receive a Compensation for their Services, to be ascertained by Law, and paid out of the Treasury of the United States. They shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the Peace, be privileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same; and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place.
No Senator or Representative shall, during the Time for which he was elected, be appointed to any civil Office under the Authority of the United States, which shall have been created, or the Emoluments whereof shall have been encreased during such time; and no Person holding any Office under the United States, shall be a Member of either House during his Continuance in Office.
Section. 7.
All Bills for raising Revenue shall originate in the House of Representatives; but the Senate may propose or concur with Amendments as on other Bills.
Every Bill which shall have passed the House of Representatives and the Senate, shall, before it become a Law, be presented to the President of the United States: If he approve he shall sign it, but if not he shall return it, with his Objections to that House in which it shall have originated, who shall enter the Objections at large on their Journal, and proceed to reconsider it. If after such Reconsideration two thirds of that House shall agree to pass the Bill, it shall be sent, together with the Objections, to the other House, by which it shall likewise be reconsidered, and if approved by two thirds of that House, it shall become a Law. But in all such Cases the Votes of both Houses shall be determined by yeas and Nays, and the Names of the Persons voting for and against the Bill shall be entered on the Journal of each House respectively. If any Bill shall not be returned by the President within ten Days (Sundays excepted) after it shall have been presented to him, the Same shall be a Law, in like Manner as if he had signed it, unless the Congress by their Adjournment prevent its Return, in which Case it shall not be a Law.
Every Order, Resolution, or Vote to which the Concurrence of the Senate and House of Representatives may be necessary (except on a question of Adjournment) shall be presented to the President of the United States; and before the Same shall take Effect, shall be approved by him, or being disapproved by him, shall be repassed by two thirds of the Senate and House of Representatives, according to the Rules and Limitations prescribed in the Case of a Bill.
Section. 8.
The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and general Welfare of the United States; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States;
To borrow Money on the credit of the United States;
To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several States, and with the Indian Tribes;
To establish an uniform Rule of Naturalization, and uniform Laws on the subject of Bankruptcies throughout the United States;
To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin, and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures;
To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting the Securities and current Coin of the United States;
To establish Post Offices and post Roads;
To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries;
To constitute Tribunals inferior to the supreme Court;
To define and punish Piracies and Felonies committed on the high Seas, and Offences against the Law of Nations;
To declare War, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water;
To raise and support Armies, but no Appropriation of Money to that Use shall be for a longer Term than two Years;
To provide and maintain a Navy;
To make Rules for the Government and Regulation of the land and naval Forces;
To provide for calling forth the Militia to execute the Laws of the Union, suppress Insurrections and repel Invasions;
To provide for organizing, arming, and disciplining, the Militia, and for governing such Part of them as may be employed in the Service of the United States, reserving to the States respectively, the Appointment of the Officers, and the Authority of training the Militia according to the discipline prescribed by Congress;
To exercise exclusive Legislation in all Cases whatsoever, over such District (not exceeding ten Miles square) as may, by Cession of particular States, and the Acceptance of Congress, become the Seat of the Government of the United States, and to exercise like Authority over all Places purchased by the Consent of the Legislature of the State in which the Same shall be, for the Erection of Forts, Magazines, Arsenals, dock-Yards, and other needful Buildings;–And
To make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers, and all other Powers vested by this Constitution in the Government of the United States, or in any Department or Officer thereof.
Section. 9.
The Migration or Importation of such Persons as any of the States now existing shall think proper to admit, shall not be prohibited by the Congress prior to the Year one thousand eight hundred and eight, but a Tax or duty may be imposed on such Importation, not exceeding ten dollars for each Person.
The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.
No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed.
No Capitation, or other direct, Tax shall be laid, unless in Proportion to the Census or enumeration herein before directed to be taken.
No Tax or Duty shall be laid on Articles exported from any State.
No Preference shall be given by any Regulation of Commerce or Revenue to the Ports of one State over those of another; nor shall Vessels bound to, or from, one State, be obliged to enter, clear, or pay Duties in another.
No Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law; and a regular Statement and Account of the Receipts and Expenditures of all public Money shall be published from time to time.
No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.
Section. 10.
No State shall enter into any Treaty, Alliance, or Confederation; grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal; coin Money; emit Bills of Credit; make any Thing but gold and silver Coin a Tender in Payment of Debts; pass any Bill of Attainder, ex post facto Law, or Law impairing the Obligation of Contracts, or grant any Title of Nobility.
No State shall, without the Consent of the Congress, lay any Imposts or Duties on Imports or Exports, except what may be absolutely necessary for executing it’s inspection Laws: and the net Produce of all Duties and Imposts, laid by any State on Imports or Exports, shall be for the Use of the Treasury of the United States; and all such Laws shall be subject to the Revision and Controul of the Congress.
No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay any Duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded, or in such imminent Danger as will not admit of delay.
Article. II.
Section. 1.
The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America. He shall hold his Office during the Term of four Years, and, together with the Vice President, chosen for the same Term, be elected, as follows:
Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors, equal to the whole Number of Senators and Representatives to which the State may be entitled in the Congress: but no Senator or Representative, or Person holding an Office of Trust or Profit under the United States, shall be appointed an Elector.
The Electors shall meet in their respective States, and vote by Ballot for two Persons, of whom one at least shall not be an Inhabitant of the same State with themselves. And they shall make a List of all the Persons voted for, and of the Number of Votes for each; which List they shall sign and certify, and transmit sealed to the Seat of the Government of the United States, directed to the President of the Senate. The President of the Senate shall, in the Presence of the Senate and House of Representatives, open all the Certificates, and the Votes shall then be counted. The Person having the greatest Number of Votes shall be the President, if such Number be a Majority of the whole Number of Electors appointed; and if there be more than one who have such Majority, and have an equal Number of Votes, then the House of Representatives shall immediately chuse by Ballot one of them for President; and if no Person have a Majority, then from the five highest on the List the said House shall in like Manner chuse the President. But in chusing the President, the Votes shall be taken by States, the Representation from each State having one Vote; A quorum for this purpose shall consist of a Member or Members from two thirds of the States, and a Majority of all the States shall be necessary to a Choice. In every Case, after the Choice of the President, the Person having the greatest Number of Votes of the Electors shall be the Vice President. But if there should remain two or more who have equal Votes, the Senate shall chuse from them by Ballot the Vice President.
The Congress may determine the Time of chusing the Electors, and the Day on which they shall give their Votes; which Day shall be the same throughout the United States.
No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.
In Case of the Removal of the President from Office, or of his Death, Resignation, or Inability to discharge the Powers and Duties of the said Office, the Same shall devolve on the Vice President, and the Congress may by Law provide for the Case of Removal, Death, Resignation or Inability, both of the President and Vice President, declaring what Officer shall then act as President, and such Officer shall act accordingly, until the Disability be removed, or a President shall be elected.
The President shall, at stated Times, receive for his Services, a Compensation, which shall neither be increased nor diminished during the Period for which he shall have been elected, and he shall not receive within that Period any other Emolument from the United States, or any of them.
Before he enter on the Execution of his Office, he shall take the following Oath or Affirmation:–”I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”
Section. 2.
The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States; he may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal Officer in each of the executive Departments, upon any Subject relating to the Duties of their respective Offices, and he shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offences against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment.
He shall have Power, by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, to make Treaties, provided two thirds of the Senators present concur; and he shall nominate, and by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, shall appoint Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, Judges of the supreme Court, and all other Officers of the United States, whose Appointments are not herein otherwise provided for, and which shall be established by Law: but the Congress may by Law vest the Appointment of such inferior Officers, as they think proper, in the President alone, in the Courts of Law, or in the Heads of Departments.
The President shall have Power to fill up all Vacancies that may happen during the Recess of the Senate, by granting Commissions which shall expire at the End of their next Session.
Section. 3.
He shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient; he may, on extraordinary Occasions, convene both Houses, or either of them, and in Case of Disagreement between them, with Respect to the Time of Adjournment, he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper; he shall receive Ambassadors and other public Ministers; he shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed, and shall Commission all the Officers of the United States.
Section. 4.
The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.
Article III.
Section. 1.
The judicial Power of the United States shall be vested in one supreme Court, and in such inferior Courts as the Congress may from time to time ordain and establish. The Judges, both of the supreme and inferior Courts, shall hold their Offices during good Behaviour, and shall, at stated Times, receive for their Services a Compensation, which shall not be diminished during their Continuance in Office.
Section. 2.
The judicial Power shall extend to all Cases, in Law and Equity, arising under this Constitution, the Laws of the United States, and Treaties made, or which shall be made, under their Authority;–to all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls;–to all Cases of admiralty and maritime Jurisdiction;–to Controversies to which the United States shall be a Party;–to Controversies between two or more States;– between a State and Citizens of another State;–between Citizens of different States;–between Citizens of the same State claiming Lands under Grants of different States, and between a State, or the Citizens thereof, and foreign States, Citizens or Subjects.
In all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, and those in which a State shall be Party, the supreme Court shall have original Jurisdiction. In all the other Cases before mentioned, the supreme Court shall have appellate Jurisdiction, both as to Law and Fact, with such Exceptions, and under such Regulations as the Congress shall make.
The Trial of all Crimes, except in Cases of Impeachment, shall be by Jury; and such Trial shall be held in the State where the said Crimes shall have been committed; but when not committed within any State, the Trial shall be at such Place or Places as the Congress may by Law have directed.
Section. 3.
Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.
The Congress shall have Power to declare the Punishment of Treason, but no Attainder of Treason shall work Corruption of Blood, or Forfeiture except during the Life of the Person attainted.
Article. IV.
Section. 1.
Full Faith and Credit shall be given in each State to the public Acts, Records, and judicial Proceedings of every other State. And the Congress may by general Laws prescribe the Manner in which such Acts, Records and Proceedings shall be proved, and the Effect thereof.
Section. 2.
The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.
A Person charged in any State with Treason, Felony, or other Crime, who shall flee from Justice, and be found in another State, shall on Demand of the executive Authority of the State from which he fled, be delivered up, to be removed to the State having Jurisdiction of the Crime.
No Person held to Service or Labour in one State, under the Laws thereof, escaping into another, shall, in Consequence of any Law or Regulation therein, be discharged from such Service or Labour, but shall be delivered up on Claim of the Party to whom such Service or Labour may be due.
Section. 3.
New States may be admitted by the Congress into this Union; but no new State shall be formed or erected within the Jurisdiction of any other State; nor any State be formed by the Junction of two or more States, or Parts of States, without the Consent of the Legislatures of the States concerned as well as of the Congress.
The Congress shall have Power to dispose of and make all needful Rules and Regulations respecting the Territory or other Property belonging to the United States; and nothing in this Constitution shall be so construed as to Prejudice any Claims of the United States, or of any particular State.
Section. 4.
The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened), against domestic Violence.
Article. V.
The Congress, whenever two thirds of both Houses shall deem it necessary, shall propose Amendments to this Constitution, or, on the Application of the Legislatures of two thirds of the several States, shall call a Convention for proposing Amendments, which, in either Case, shall be valid to all Intents and Purposes, as Part of this Constitution, when ratified by the Legislatures of three fourths of the several States, or by Conventions in three fourths thereof, as the one or the other Mode of Ratification may be proposed by the Congress; Provided that no Amendment which may be made prior to the Year One thousand eight hundred and eight shall in any Manner affect the first and fourth Clauses in the Ninth Section of the first Article; and that no State, without its Consent, shall be deprived of its equal Suffrage in the Senate.
Article. VI.
All Debts contracted and Engagements entered into, before the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be as valid against the United States under this Constitution, as under the Confederation.
This Constitution, and the Laws of the United States which shall be made in Pursuance thereof; and all Treaties made, or which shall be made, under the Authority of the United States, shall be the supreme Law of the Land; and the Judges in every State shall be bound thereby, any Thing in the Constitution or Laws of any State to the Contrary notwithstanding.
The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.
Article. VII.
The Ratification of the Conventions of nine States, shall be sufficient for the Establishment of this Constitution between the States so ratifying the Same.
The Word, “the,” being interlined between the seventh and eighth Lines of the first Page, the Word “Thirty” being partly written on an Erazure in the fifteenth Line of the first Page, The Words “is tried” being interlined between the thirty second and thirty third Lines of the first Page and the Word “the” being interlined between the forty third and forty fourth Lines of the second Page.
Attest William Jackson Secretary
Done in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the States present the Seventeenth Day of September in the Year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and Eighty seven and of the Independence of the United States of America the Twelfth In witness whereof We have hereunto subscribed our Names,
G°. Washington
Presidt and deputy from Virginia
Delaware
Geo: Read
Gunning Bedford jun
John Dickinson
Richard Bassett
Jaco: Broom
Maryland
James McHenry
Dan of St Thos. Jenifer
Danl. Carroll
Virginia
John Blair
James Madison Jr.
North Carolina
Wm. Blount
Richd. Dobbs Spaight
Hu Williamson
South Carolina
J. Rutledge
Charles Cotesworth Pinckney
Charles Pinckney
Pierce Butler
Georgia
William Few
Abr Baldwin
New Hampshire
John Langdon
Nicholas Gilman
Massachusetts
Nathaniel Gorham
Rufus King
Connecticut
Wm. Saml. Johnson
Roger Sherman
New York
Alexander Hamilton
New Jersey
Wil: Livingston
David Brearley
Wm. Paterson
Jona: Dayton
Pennsylvania
B Franklin
Thomas Mifflin
Robt. Morris
Geo. Clymer
Thos. FitzSimons
Jared Ingersoll
James Wilson
Gouv Morris
SP0ILER said
Uh-oh, fundies, I don’t see God mentioned anywhere in the Constitution…
Or did Irene edit it out?
Irene said
Why would i edit it out. I didn’t post it to try and make Connie wrong so don’t go there. I posted it because it is in danger these days. Not from Baptists but from your elected officials and their minions.
SP0ILER said
Irene, I’m on your side.
Irene said
Then quit using it to try and pick a fight with people who have a right to feel as they do.
I do not agree with any of these folks but they have the right to worship in their own way.
If I can bring some logic and discussion to this forum I will.
Perhaps calm discussion will get what anger and ridicule so far have not.
Jake said
Well for one I agree with this whole damn blog! Every country who originally agreed to help us is bailing out. The Canadians are still there but their army is not properly equipted and we keep killing them in friendly fire accidents.
The British have always been less than we are. They have some good customs and a lot of pomp and history but as a whole they are weak.
SP0ILER said
Irene, calm discussion is not what this blog is all about. They’re about hate and ridicule and damning people to hell. There are some of us here who try to reason with them, mostly for kicks as most of us feel this site is an extremely well done aaitee.
Shocked said
Psychiatric testing is in order for some of these monstrosities.
“American charity only goes so far?”
Pray, define charity? It is bombing the living daylights out of Iraq, raping their underaged girls, killing civilians and then calling ALL these atrocities?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/5253160.stm
Jake said
First of all I don’t think we had the legal right to go to war but we went and our allies went in with us. We were going to get to the bottom of this problem once and for all. We didn’t need the British, not when push came to shove but the idea of them scurrying back to their island is offensive to me.
This way we are going to look like the only bad people.
England gets nailed by a terrorist action before October.
Then they will stay in.
You will see.
SP0ILER said
Now, is this something you’re hoping for, Jake? I think England finally had the guts to stand up to us and get out of something that never should have started in the first place.
Shocked said
**UnChristian Words Removed**
Thank God!
Jake said
No I am not hoping for that but if Brown pulls the troops or threatens to pull the troops then Britain will get attacked. It’s what happened last time.
Their buses were blown up and their underground attacked.
Shocked said
Unchristian words????????????????????????????????? Pray what was unchristian in my previous comments?
I did not use vulgar, foul language, nor did I say anything that could be deemed even remotely anti-God or anti-Christian.
Please explain.
SP0ILER said
Shocked,
To them, anything that might be reasonable or prove a point that they don’t agree with can qualify as **Unchristian**. However, when one of the people on their side makes the same (or worse) comments about one of us, it’s allowed to stand as is.
Hypocritical? Yes.
Typical? Also yes.
SP0ILER said
No, I didn’t write **UnChristian Words Removed** which merely makes it a bit easier for people to read. Stop messing with my posts.
SP0ILER said
and now i’m being moderated
SP0ILER said
and my posts are being outright erased. Shocking, indeed. Exactly what I’ve come to expect from Grace, Lynelle, Mrs. Gaines-Crockett, et al.
Mod Note: There must be some kind of glitch. We have had some problems
Ann O'Maly said
I don’t recognize either of the words Spoiler used.
SP0ILER said
Perhaps
Another
Read
Of my
Daring post would do
You good.
Jim Bob said
Come on, ‘fess up. This is all caricature, isn’t it ? Please. Isn’t it ?
Mod Note: Some people feel this yes. It’s not and we are offended you think so.
SP0ILER said
Never mind. Problem solved.
SP0ILER said
Jim Bob,
These people are serious. Unfortunately.
Mod Note: Mind your manners missy. Stop the false accusations and it is very Fortunate we are here!
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
Problem is Rev. Chapman are we a Christian nation or a nation populated by a Majority of Christians?
I know this treaty is no longer in effect but I think Art. 11 says something about the Nation in the late 1700’s
This is taken from the Treaty of Tripoli 1797
Article 11
The official treaty was in Arabic text, and a translated version provided by Consul-General Barlow was ratified by the United States on June 10, 1797. Article 11 of the treaty was said to have not been part of the original Arabic version of the treaty, and was from a letter from the Dey of Algiers to the Pasha of Tripoli.[1]
However it originated, it was undeniably a part of the treaty as approved by President John Adams and Secretary of State Timothy Pickering and ratified by the United States Senate by a unanimous vote.
Article 11, reads:
“As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquillity, of Mussulmen; and, as the said States never entered into any war, or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties, that no pretext arising from religious opinions, shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.”
Article 11 has been a point of contention regarding the proper interpretation of the doctrine of separation of church and state. Supporters of the separation of church and state contend that this article is significant in that it confirms that the government of the United States was specifically intended to be religiously neutral. Supporters of the “Christian Nation” theory dispute this, arguing that the article in the treaty carries little or no significance. [citation needed]
Official records show that after President John Adams sent the treaty to the Senate for ratification in May 1797, the entire treaty was read aloud on the Senate floor, including the famous words in Article 11, and copies were printed for every Senator. A committee considered the treaty and recommended ratification, and the treaty was ratified by a unanimous vote of all 23 Senators. The treaty was reprinted in full in three newspapers, two in Philadelphia and one in New York City. There is no record of any public outcry or complaint in subsequent editions of the papers.[2]
References
^ The Barbary Treaties : Tripoli 1796 – Hunter Miller’s Notes. The Avalon Project at Yale Law School. Retrieved on 2007-05-08.
^ Ed Buckner, Ph.D (June 22, 1997). Does the 1796-97 Treaty with Tripoli Matter to Church/State Separation?. stephanjaygould.org – From a speech given to the Humanists of Georgia on June 22, 1997 and at the 1997 Lake Hypatia Independance Day Celebration. Retrieved on 2007-05-08.
I wasn’t for the quagmire of Iraq, interesting though is our V.P. Cheney was like me in the mid 1990’s he stated that a war with Iraq would render the middle east unstable. However I feel we are in this and we need I repeat we NEED to FINISH it…Bush policy of enforcing Democracy at gunpoint is childish to say the least…if your gonna invade a country then invade the country set up your own government and rule it. then in time you might do what the English did in Canada after a while of ruling them shaping them you slightly turn over the reigns to them. then you take what comes. if they want a deomcracy then they will have it if it is another type of goverment then they will have it. But to invade a country and turn it over to the next moron that comes along is very irresponsible. makes alomst as much sense as The School of Americas….but that is another Story.
Brits probably just are feeling better to leave the quicksand while it is just your foot than try to leave when your up to your neck in it. I don’t know it is their choice.
Irene said
Mod can you at least stop the censorship? We can see bad words and I am sure our eyes won’t fall out of our skulls.
Jim Bob said
Sorry Spoiler, seem to have got you a demerit there. Didn’t mean to. Boy these guys pounce.
SP0ILER said
My dear moderator,
I do humbly apologize for having offended you, and request that you remove any of my posts that have caused you offense.
Thank you.
Mod Note: That would take far too much time and cut into Bible studying. Besides just the other day you accused Brother Yancy of having horrible inclinations! I think you should read the first ten chapters of Luke and maybe that will keep you out of trouble.
Brother McGregor said
Hello all
Good morning
Brother McGregor said
I remember that horrible thing Spoiler said! Brother Yancy spent the day lying down because he was so upset. His poor infirm mum had to make supper because he wasn’t up to eating.
SP0ILER said
Shock of shocks, I know, but I don’t actually own a Bible. I’d rather read Harry Potter and be entertained than read a story about a man who may or may not actually be the Son of God.
SP0ILER said
You mean Yancy can cook? I’m amazed that his good Christian mother allowed him to learn.
Brother McGregor said
You are truly an evil woman Spoiler. You need to get right with God now before you end up like one of the women in my blessed and important blog!
How can you look at yourself in the mirror? The stain of Eve is going to criss cross your body woman!
SP0ILER said
Well, it’s kind of hard to put eyeliner on without a mirror, so I have no choice, there, do I? As for the stain of Eve, I think we both know that I don’t believe in that.
Brother McGregor said
Brother Yancy normally would not be cooking but since his mother is old and his mexican help will not work Sundays he normally makes a light supper which he shares with his mother.
Your comments upset him so much that he was not able to eat and took to his room. His mother was forced as a result of your cruelity to cook for herself.
Brother McGregor said
You just wear it because you are hoping for a “hot male” (As I believe the vernacular goes) to come along. Eye liner is the stuff the ancient Egyptians wore to try and be seductive
SP0ILER said
Hey, I apologized to Bro Yancy, and admitted my sin to God. Isn’t that what I’m supposed to do? How long am I going to be reminded of what I said? As I indicated in the post where I apologized, I can only assume that it’s because of the rush of hormones upsetting my normally steady emotional state that I responded as I did.
SP0ILER said
And I’m married. I have my “hot male.”
Mod Note: Hopefully you keep the house clean and tidy and you have a pleasing countenance for him.
Brother McGregor said
When Brother Yancy finds the strength to come back then I suppose we will see.
In the meantime replace those disgusting Harry Potter Books for a good Bible. There are also some Christian tapes we are making in the meantime and perhaps the chaste Mrs Gaines Crockett will see that you get a couple for free.
Praise His Holy Name!
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
Who’s name? Harry?
SP0ILER said
I really don’t understand your problem with Harry Potter. Good triumphs over evil; isn’t that the way it’s supposed to be?
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
Well Spoiler it has been my belief that these groups that have problems with books like Harry Potter they make claims about the witchcraft, references to demons and such, but since that too is found in their holy text, their arguement fades with the evening light. But in essence what they have a problem with is while they would want you to read books about praying people are flocking to read books about people doing things.
they can’t stand it
Brother McGregor said
Yes Good overcomes Evil but not with witch craft!!! That is an abomination to God
Remember:
1 Samuel 15:23 “For rebellion is as the sin of divination, and insubordination is as iniquity and idolatry”
And
Isaiah 2:6 “You have abandoned your people, the house of Jacob. They are full of superstitions from the East; they practice divination like the Philistines and clasp hands with pagans.”
SP0ILER said
I watched my husband post a defense of me this weekend, which has somehow disappeared. If I always had a “pleasing countenance for him,” he’d be bored silly. Have you never heard of make-up sex? I’m pretty sure that’s how the baby was conceived.
Mod Note: You are so misguided. The only blessed event from this wilful sin was the conception of God’s gift to you
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
when it was God’s prophet it was God’s will
When it was another Diety’s prophet it was deemed witchcraft
SP0ILER said
One word for you: FICTION!!!
If it’s getting kids to read, and giving families something to talk about it, I’m all for it. Did you (or your sisters) never read A Wrinkle in Time or The Wizard of Oz? If not, then I pity the emptiness of your childhood. Reading opens up a child’s mind to the impossible, encourages them to think beyond their own experience, and shows them what other people’s lives can be like. There is nothing wrong with enjoying a bit of extremely well-written fiction.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
it is amazing what J.K. Rowling did, she paved the way for alot of newer author’s out there to have a chance that is for sure
Brother McGregor said
I was not raised Baptist so I actually read a lot of that “literature” and was swayed like so many a good boy is. I read Treasure Island and learnt that it was exciting to be a pirate. Oh yes indeed exciting to steal and force people to walk a plank! I read books about boy puppets who were made real by blue fairies and could be turned into donkeys!
Luckily my clear mind was not warped by these fantasies. Other less intelligent than I would be slobbering in the mental hospitals.
SP0ILER said
Then clearly, I’m more intelligent, as I’m not in a mental institution, yet I still manage to enjoy fiction, even as an adult.
Mod Note: You are just one of the lucky ones
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
Fogive me if I do not agree with you Brother McGregor yet again.
What is wrong with using your imagination while your reading it only makes you stronger because you will be able to deal with the unknown alot better. I grew up on such Lit. myself Brother as I also grew up on the bible as well…..to tell you the truth Brother, the Bible today being a former Methodist now a Diest I wonder which of the books I read was the more fanciful?
By the way did not Captian Nemo make you want to be a Submarine Captian? Did me, wish I had.
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Saying J.K Rowling is good because Harry Potter promotes reading skills is like saying Jeffrey Dahmer was helpful because he encouraged young people to take up butchery.
In Christ’s Name.
SP0ILER said
Well, hey, Pastor, if it means that kids will know the difference between sirloin and chuck, why the Heck not?
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
He wasn’t a good Butcher he cut the meat all wrong.LOL
Can’t really compare the 2 she wrote a series of books
He was a serial killer
Maybe if you said “Its like Jeffery Dahmer was helpful because he promoted good eating habits?”
SP0ILER said
William, are you saying that you know of a correct way to cut human meat? What kind of Scotsman are you?
Mod Note: A rather chubby one from the pictures he has shown
Irene said
This conversation is completely disgusting. Cannibalism?
You Americans are just very strange people.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
Well I never cut humans (not for meat anyway) but the transcripts were required reading when I was going for a Criminal Justice Degree in College……to say he was good because he would make young people want to be butchers…….is just utter nonsense….the way his place was described after they searched it……..Horror movies have nothing on him. Now and forgive me here with the spelling….if he had said the Barber of Seville was good because it gave kids good shaving tips.lol
Maybe I am an Evil American with Scottish Ancestry???lol
SP0ILER said
There’s hardly anything funny about that. On this, I’m sure even the Pastor will agree with me.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
Yeah we are a pretty strange bunch.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
Come on mod I heard from some people on here you like chubbies.LMAO
Irene said
I do not find you funny at all William. There is something peculiar about you.
Get some help with that.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
Lighten up if you cannot attack something with alittle humor to take the edge off then what do you attack it with?
Brother McGregor said
Well I certainly agree (hesitantly) with you Spoiler. A man that is sick like that is no laughing matter. Pastor Maker made an astute observation without having his heart immersed in the filth of cannibalisation. William (again pretending to be tough with his dissertation’s that he has actually cut someone) is just boorish.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
you are right about that Irene
When you refuse to talk about something because it may offend or disgust you then you admit that has power over you.
SP0ILER said
If you’re going to come here to “attack” something, I would suggest making it something you have personal knowledge of. Otherwise, you’re not adding to the discussion.
Irene said
You lighten up. You fill these entire blogs with stupid male posturing. Enough already.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
Actually I did cut someone one the Bro. I am not proud of it to say the least, but it was an accident and no one got seriously hurt although there is an entry about it in my 201 file with the military it was just one of those things that happend. you find it boorish I find it painful but managable memory
Irene said
William when I need some councilling I’ll take it under consideration ok? In the meantime do not address me. I find you as foolish as the Christian people here. I believe they have a right to their belief but I still think them foolish.
SP0ILER said
“it was just one of those tings that happend” (sic)
What kind of life do you lead that this “just happens?” The only person I’ve accidentally stabbed is myself, when I was cutting boxes at my old job…
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
you refering to me Spoiler?
I did make a post earlier about what this forum was orginally about
SP0ILER said
Yes, and where have you gone since then?
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
will if you call the bayonet lug on my M-16 breaking on the bayonet course and I didn’t know it and when I went to slash a target dummy my bayonet came off on the back swing and caught my buddy in the shoulder deliberate then maybe you should have been there to courtmarshall me.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
well from what it looks like to me you and Irene started typing about censorship and it kinda went from there.
Mod Note: Spoiler is a married woman. She is not a proper Christian married woman but she is married nonetheless. Please stop trying to pick her up in our forums. We are fairly certain despite her faults, she is faithful
Jake said
Yo Brother McGregor looks like your Christian fellowship doesn’t think too highly of your birthright. Any thoughts?
SP0ILER said
Well, seeing as how you have a couple of decades on me, I doubt that I was walking when this happened, let alone capable of running a court martial.
That’s assuming, of course, that this wasn’t all a part of your paintball thing.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
Then you started talking about Harry potter
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
No I was in the US. Army Combat Engineer 1986-1992
Brother McGregor said
I agree with everything Pastor Tobin has said.
SP0ILER said
Mod, I’m knocked up. I have no intention of ruining the life I have going for me.
As for you, Brother McGregor, somehow I’m not surprised that you will blindly agree with the Pastor, no matter what nonsense he has spewed in the past.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
Although General in command of the Troop surge is saying it is getting better I wonder if it is just the calm before the storm? He even hinted at that possiblity himself, with his warning of High profile attacks. I wonder if our admin and the pentagon will take proactive steps to shore up when the Brits. leave and if these High profile attacks take place. Or will they wait like last time?
SP0ILER said
You’re wondering if W is going to do something that makes sense? What rock have you been living in for the past 6 1/2 years?
SP0ILER said
And, when you got out of the army, I was in 4th grade. Not exactly the one you want running your court martial, was I, old man?
Brother McGregor said
Spoiler just do not try to get into my face and remember you are but a woman. You should be quiet and when addressing me…try to be respectful.
By submitting to me you show your respect to the Lord Almighty because I then take responsibility for both of our actions and you are spared the judgement should I somehow fail in my teachings.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
Although I don’t like Bush I have to admit things are kinda different now…No Rumsy to tell him everything will just be peachy keen. Couple that with this General Prateus, heseems to be a good general that got results before Rumsy had him taken out of the picture. I am hoping but not Expecting
If anybody can pull it off it is this General
Jake said
Well I guess you’re entitled to stand up for what you believe in McGregor
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
you want her to wear a Burqa as well Brother?lol
Jake said
Oh how could I miss the fat man? It’s the insane fat tough guy
SP0ILER said
McGregor, McGregor, McGregor, when will you learn that I don’t believe in the god that you do. My God says that men are no better than women, and I refuse to “submit” to you on the grounds that I think you’re talking out of your @ss. As many times as you’ve told me that you were brought to the “dark side” after initially coming here to protest their position on kilts, I’m amazed that you will let them speak of the British this way. You claim to be a proud Scot, but you can’t be if you stand idly by and let this continue.
Brother McGregor said
No why should she wear a Muslim piece of clothing?
SP0ILER said
A burqa would hardly do me justice. Plus, that don’t go over so well here in Boston.
Brother McGregor said
I have renounced my Scot blood. I have renounced it many times in here. I renounced it in a blog I wrote.
I came here originally because I thought the kilt issue was silly but…and I do mean BUT I also had strong faith in the Lord and trusted that these people did as well. And they have gathered me to their bosom despite the fact that I am so different in many ways.
The Lord has seen fit to open my eyes and for them to open their hearts.
Truly no finer people can be found than The Gaines Crockett Christian Ministry.
PTL
SP0ILER said
Ok, so I have a question for everyone:
I think it’s fair to say that Brownback won’t get the nomination. Who will you actually be voting for in the general election?
Mod Note: We know he will win. It’s God’s Holy Ordnance that will cause him to win.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
Well I will not pick on the British Army I have seen them train they are good you cannot judge the quality of the troops by the Admin that governs them even though we do. Look at the US Military they are doing the best job they can, but the Gov’t to me is failing them in most areas, The vehicles they were given, the armor they weren’t, now they are hinting at an ammo shortage, jeesh what next? the British Army is a fine army just as we are.
SP0ILER said
So if you’re not Scottish, what are you? Cuz it ain’t American, buddy. The only true Americans are the Native Americans who were slaughtered by the original settlers.
I’m Irish, Scottish, French-Canadian, and Swedish, and proud of all of them.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
asking that Spoiler I will answer but I will get mod.ed
When choosing between a **UnChristian Filth Removed** I stand by my vote as
NONE OF THE ABOVE!!
SP0ILER said
That’s using your hard-won right to vote wisely, Willie.
It’s people like you who give Americans a bad name…
Surely you weren’t hoping that Brownback would win the nomination, were you?
Brother McGregor said
One day I hope to be a Republican Christian Baptist and many here are praying for that. I would like to be in the states but should that not happen then I will (like those disciples so long ago), minister the words of this ministry to all the people in Britain.
SP0ILER said
And you’ll get laughed off the island, I’m sure, Bro. McGregor.
Where are all of your little friends? With only you to argue with, it’s been a bit…dull today.
Brother McGregor said
Spoiler I am not here to argue with anyone. I am the sole Christian in a den of vipers because He wants me here. I am to witness and spread His Word.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
as you should be Spoiler
A burqa has done no one justice ever
neither has women submitting to the authority of men just because of their sex, they did that once and what did it get them, treated like property, Maybe not as bad as what the taliban did to females. But once they start down that road Brother sometimes it is too late to turn back.
SP0ILER said
Well wouldn’t the Lord want you to have backup? Oh Mrs TD Gaines-Crockett, where are you?
And for that matter, where’s Adam and Interpreted and all my other friends?
Mod Note: Please do not refer to Mrs G-C as Taffy. I will not allow it and have corrected your wilfulness. I am also watching Brother McGregor and he seems to be doing ok for himself
SP0ILER said
And again, I’m awaiting moderation.
I bet this conversation would be much more entertaining to me if the moderator would CUT IT OUT!
SP0ILER said
Willie, Why do you feel the need to discuss politics here? I don’t understand. This is a religious blog that happens to be supporting a political candidate, but the candidate in question has disenfranchised the blog due to it’s extreme views.
Is there nothing more interesting for you to bring up?
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
Oh You errored in your assumption
you confused my none of the above with Me not voting at all.
That is further from the truth than Brother McGregor here
I vote but if I don’t like who is running I leave that blank. it isn’t the best but…..I am not going to be partner to the lesser of to evils ever again.
I have always voted since I was 18 years old. In WV we had some **UnChristian Filth Removed** running against Byrd…..Everybody said vote Byrd in all the other guy says is God this and God that…..So Was Byrd and i got fed up with it so I voted none of the above…Or just left that office blank….maybe if more americans thought like that then it would force partys’ hands and they will start putting forth decent people.
Mod Note: Do try and compose your foolish posts without profanity.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
Spoiler wasn’t it you who asked who i was going to vote for?
SP0ILER said
There’s a 2 party system, Willie, and “we the people” chose the candidates from a group of peers. (Peers = (until this year) old, rich, white men)
SP0ILER said
yep…but only to get you to change the subject from this blasted war.
come on, Maker/Yancy/WhoDat,
Make my afternoon interesting!
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
there is the first problem spoiler a 2 party system
Goerge Washington warned against that very thing in his farewell address
SP0ILER said
and it didn’t work then, and isn’t working now…
Brother McGregor said
One thing I honestly do not understand is why William is alienated from all the people who would normally be his allies. This has confounded me.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
2nd problem is the whole Demo/repub primaries. by the time they get around to some states it doesn’t matter who you vote for everybody has dropped out.
first you complain about getting off topic then you compain about it being on topic what gives. you ask questions I will answer them
the ole saying goes never give someone a gun unless you know where he is going to point it.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
True spoiler it seems that the Greeks had the faction problem too. they took some intersting steps….like political banishment. if a Individual was gaining too much power….they voted to banish him from from the senate for i think 10yrs
I have no sides or allies Brother I stand alone
SP0ILER said
And that’s why I live near NH. What I do/ who I support actually matters in the scheme of things. I work my butt off from now til January, and John Edwards gains ground nationally. If I lived in the middle of nowhere, I would have to support the popular candidate.
I’m bored.
ADAM, start instigating something, would you, please?
SP0ILER said
Apparently, a woman’s first name is now **unChristian**
Gotta love the rationale behind the moderating here.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
I liked Edwards sad about hid wife but he seems to be a good man if he makes it I may not leave that office blank
Brother McGregor said
Well William seems to be hell bent on just being disruptive and unfortunately I do not mod here.
I have noticed though that no one seems to like him and perhaps that is because as Irene points out, he is posturing too much and pretending to be a tough guy.
I feel I should pray for William
“Dear Almighty King of Heaven…Hear me Father in my humble prayer. Please show William how dumb he is appearing to all who are here. Let him see please, Father…how foolish he comes across when trying to impress us. Give him the wisdom of most men who do not run around the countryside with other boys and help him to see the error of his ways.
In Jesus Name”
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
sorry meant to say his not hid
SP0ILER said
That’s the kind of prayer I’m used to seeing here.
I wonder if they truly pray for me when they say they are, or if they’re actually praying that I break both of my hands and become unable to type for the next 6 weeks or so…
Brother McGregor said
Well I understand that William. If I were prancing about the countryside in camo fatigues…I imagine that I too would be standing alone.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
Ouch was that the hand of Jesus that just slapped me in the back of the head
Laughing all the way said
Connie I can see that freedom is an issue with you. Maybe you could get back in your bible and take the proper submissive role that women are expected to. Maybe your husband is derelict in his duties and needs to get you back in your proper place.
Brother McGregor said
Spoiler it is clear that William once on his hellish rantings is unlikely to shut up. His objective in life is bore one silly I suspect.
Perhaps if we pray together our good moderator Grace will block all his comments.
Brother McGregor said
Of course we pray for you Spoiler. Sister Gaines Crockett has spent many a sleepless night on bended knees asking for help for you and the others who come in here slyly trying to disrupt.
We pray earnestly for all you sinners.
SP0ILER said
I can’t believe I’m even thinking this, but I have to agree…
Mod Note: Praise the Lord…
Roy Ubu said
Spoiler,
When you have this “make-up sex”, do you both wear make-up?
SP0ILER said
Bite me, Willie. I come here for fun and games, and you’re all serious. Get a life, or a sense of humor.
Anyways, my “work” day is over, so I’ll be saying good evening to you all now….
Mod Note: There is hope for you spoiler. You have had almost a pleasant discussion with Bro McGregor today. That’s encouraging. Now hurry home carefully so you can tidy up a little before your hubby comes home
SP0ILER said
Nope. Too rough for makeup, I’d have to say.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
I made a comment a while back about my sense of humor ought to read it sometime
Mod Note: It wasn’t very funny
Jake said
No one likes this Willy guy lol. I agree with his kilt issue and even some of his political views but I just can’t warm up to Willy.
Brother McGregor said
I personally do not dismiss physics with witch craft.
I also believe in gravity and revolving around a sun and having nine or more planets in our solar system. I believe that comets are formed out there beyond Jupiter and our globe is a circle or roundish at any rate.
I do not subscribe to all the beliefs my brethren believe in except the most important ones. An absolute unequivocal belief in a Supreme Almighty Father and the fact that your Nation and consequently the world in general would benefit hugely from having a good decent Christian man at the helm. He might believe the world is flat and I do not.
You might want to read what I have written about my personal beliefs.
Jake said
Don’t flatter yourself pig.
My wife could kick your butt.
Doug said
This thread has spiraled out of control. There’s nothing even worth debating anymore…just a politely-worded flame war. and one that isn’t even funny
Rev. A. T. Tappman: I am unsurprised that your deliberately racist ‘prayer’ went uncensored.
I am sure all of the ethnicities and countries you mention would appreciate being addressed by their proper names. I am sure you wish to be addressed respectfully, not belittled
Brother Bear said
Dearest Spoiler:
I’m pretty new here (long time reader, and lifetime Baptist! Praise Be!), but shouldn’t you be minding your children or at least making your house clean for your husband?
You seem to be spending a lot of time on the internets, you aren’t one of those loose women who send me e-mails that state that they have private pictures they want to send to me?
Does your husband know you aren’t tending to chores?
Forgive me for prying, but I’m just intrigued by the Papist mind thought. (it’s very strange)
FIC
-bb
Brother Bear said
P.S. To Spoiler,
Your new avatar looks far more realistic than that other one, you should commend the photographer.
FIC
-bb
hughman said
Well having just gotten back from supper with my Pastor and his wife, I’m quite shocked to find this rudderless ignorance has been procreating like a Liebral Political Orgy here at our dear site. Fortunately the original post about the spinelessness of the English has remained. The culture that gave us “bangers and mash” and “fags” can not be trusted further than one could throw a satanic Harry Potter book over the beloved Mississippi River. You would think such people would have something better to do than spend their idle days posting here and inviting Satan into their lives. Of course if I lived on welfare, I too might have such time on my hands.
Brother McGregor – I showed my dear sister-in-law Miss Ignasius your portraits and she’s anxious to share a cup of tea with you and discuss the scripture. Of course you would be chapparoned by myself or a stalwart member of my church so as to ascertain nothing untoward occurs as we know lust has a wicked way of boring itself into the tightest of circumstances.
To all! Praise Be!
SPOILER said
Brother Bear,
The only child I have to worry about is the one I won’t be meeting for another 5 1/2 months. As for my house, my hubby and I have an agreement that as long as I’m dealing with morning sickness, he will be taking care of things for me. I’m exhausted and have started working part time until the baby comes.
Thank you for your concern, though.
Nimrod said
hughman@8:15
I wish I could be more like you. I like the way you put those women in their place.
They are our property and they should be happy about it.
I am listening to every word you say.
miss 007 said
Let’s see if you will be able to actually interpret this correclty, unlike what you have clearly done with the bible.
You people are so concerned about Satan getting into the front door that is so obvious, that you’re not noticing that he’s getting to you through the back. `
Rev.A.T. Tappman said
Doug,
In my 35 years in the military, in war and in peace, I learned that the soldiers’ terms for the locals were more cognizant than the natives’ terms for themselves. If you have some difficulty understanding these terms or appreciating their validity perhaps you should spend some time in the military and see things as they are.
Rev. A. T. Tappman US Army, ret.
Helen Bock said
Miss 007,
The tenor and double entendre of your comment is inappropriate here.
miss 007 said
Um…that actually doesn’t really make sense.
Smooth
WhoDat said
What is going on with this Nimrod?
Young lady you need a good rebuking… or a muzzle.
Heavens to Betsy.
As much as I hope God will bless you, I doubt he will waste his time with a pushy, nasty, little hellbound heathen such as yourself.
But I will pray for you never—the–less.
God Bless. And may you eventually find the truth and stop being so obtuse. Or if not, will you find another website to pester endlessly with your insane, drunken ramblings. Try those Dominionists for Tancredo folks, they need the traffic.
Praise!
WhoDat said
MIss 666,
I don’t know what is so hard to grasp, we don’t use the double entendre here, we try not to play with the devils tool here.
On my knees praying for you Lamb.
Doug said
Tappman, I have no difficulty understanding your hateful bile, I just cringe when people use terms like that so freely.
Coming from a family with strong military ties, I do understand where you are coming from, but it doesn’t make it any less acceptable. This is not 1970s Korea, 1960s Vietnam, or 2007 Iraq, and you are no longer a soldier in the field. You’re supposed to be a reverend, so carry yourself with God’s good grace.
I just found it again hilariously hypocritical how heavily censored some are for ‘UnChristian words’ while they casually turn a blind others
WhoDat said
Doug Lamb,
I trust that you read the Legal Notice here, very, very carefully? Then you would understand that you should be careful insulting the members of this ministry, among other things.
Praise The Lord!!
Doug said
Dearest WhoDat;
Where pray tell is the insult?
WhoDat said
Doug,
I am willing to bet you didn’t read the Legal Notice, Now did you? and if you did you simply didn’t GET it. Why don’t you give it another shot. Lest you look like a fool to the rest of the people who have more than two brain cells banging about in their heads.
Bless you son.
WhoDat said
Oh and Doug,
I apologize if I confused you with one of the others who cant figure out the truth of this site, you all blend into one big giant, crabby, obtuse blob hell bent on fighting even if you don’t know what or who you are fighting.
Doug said
That’s a bet you would lose. I read it carefully. If Tappman feels I attacked him or insulted him unjustly, I will apologize. I think he’s a pretty tough guy who can stand on his own two feet though…
If dehumanizing nearly every ethnicity and several countries & continents constitutes following the ToS/User Agreement, while absolving him from any & all criticism. Well, thats just fascism
Jesus was a dissenter, and questioned all authority
WhoDat said
Ummm, go back and read it again. VERY carefully.
Step back, take a breath, and read it again. See if any lines strike you as ‘interesting’.
Trust me, you seem like a nice fella and I am just trying to help you out. If this doesn’t help you then you are on your own, until someone helps you figure it out.
WhoDat said
Awfully quiet…
Has Doug come to the light, or did his mother make him turn out the lights and go to bed. No doubt we shall soon see.
Sleep well dear Doug.
whiterider said
Note: From the last comments it appeared this has “spiralled out of control”, and as such I’m replying solely to the post.
“Yet here’s a spot.
Out, damn spot! Out I say!–One, two, why, then ’tis time to do’t.–Hell is murky!–Fie, my lord, fie! A soldier, and afeared? What need we fear, who knows it, when none can call our power to account?–Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him?
Here’s the smell of the blood still: all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. Oh, oh, oh!
Wash your hands, put on your nightgown; look not so pale:–I tell you yet again; Banquo’s buried, he cannot come out on’s grave.
To bed, to bed; there’s a knocking at the gate: come, come, come, come, give me your hand: what’s done cannot be undone: to bed, to bed, to bed.”
“Foul whisperings abroad, unnatural deeds
Do breed unnatural troubles: infected minds
To their deaf pillows will discharge their secrets:
More needs she the divine that the physician:–
God, God forgive us all!–Look after her,
Remove from her the means of all annoyance,
And still keep eyes upon her:–so, good night:
My mind she has mated, and amazed my sight:
I think, but dare not speak.”
I thought this was a relatively relevant metaphor, take the dear Lady as America and Banquo as any sense of God or decency, depending on your perspective; and of course a nudge at the assumption that Brits all quote Shakespeare. As it happens, yes, I am British, I have a Bronze medal from the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art – and to gain that medal, yes, I performed this passage
(I also happen to be Christian, unlike most of the people here. fyi.)
However I consider a love of human life above senseless bravado, and if a man chooses to leave a place in which he is forced to witness *profanity removed* Americans (and, admittedly, many of his own comrades) murdering innocent people, raping innocent women and children, and generally treating anyone who doesn’t act like a nazi as *profanity removed*, I do not bid said man Fie; nor do I accuse him of being “a soldier and afeared”. I praise him for holding the honour to abstain from the enchantry of the three sisters, and managing to remain somewhat human.
And now
Paddock calls – Anon!
(Bonus points if you can spot all of the references, Yes, I love the scottish play
)
Mod Note: We’ll have none of that MacBeth here
whiterider said
PS – I implied that all Americans are like the examples we see here. It was not intentional, I apologise.
sketchy said
I’d love someone to actually send transcripts of some of these postings to Brownback and see how happy he’d be to have this organization “supporting” him. Something tells me if this got out, he’d be screwed.
And since when is America a Christian nation? Last I checked, I was Jewish…annnnd I’m American…and I have no problem practicing my religion, going to my Temple, and celebrating my religion while respecting others, even the fringe ones like this.
Shocked said
I think the Rev. A. T. Tappman is deranged. He is so full of vitriol that I am shocked that his tongue has not burned from all the acidic hatred he has spewed here:
_______________________________________________________________________
Perhaps it’s just as well that the British are leaving the care of the world to we Americans. We are after all the only truly Christian nation. I’d like to offer a prayer:
Lord,
We beseech You to grant us a world at peace under the dominion of these holy United States.
Peace for the Filipino, theJap, the mongrelized races of the Nesias – Melo, Micro, and Poly.
Peace for the zany Aussies and their kinky haired primitives.
Peace for the Chnks, Gooks, Towel-heads, and Tatars of Asia.
Peace for the children of Ham throughout the dark continent.
Peace for the Wop and theSpic, the Turk and the Kraut, the Mick, the Scot and the
Brit, and all the albino nations of North Europe.
Peace for all the papist nations of South America.
Peace for the Mexigooks south of our border.
Peace for the cowardly Canadians.
Above all Lord, peace for Your Blessed United States, That we may govern the world as your agent and spread the word of Christ throughout.
For this Dear Lord we humbly pray.
Rev. A. T. Tappman Chaplain US Army ret.
Shocked said
How do add an avatar to your posts?
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Shocked,
Not that any of us actually want to be exposed to your visage, but to add an avatar you need to register with WordPress and upload an image to your profile.
In Christ’s Name.
whiterider said
You must have a wordpress account to use an avatar.
)
(I considered coming up with some exceedingly smart pictorial metaphor for why I’m right and this blog is wrong, but it seemed rather childish so I just uploaded a drawing of the character in the front-right part of my dear schizophrenic brain instead
whiterider said
..A picture which hasn’t yet been processed, it seems
Shocked said
Thank y’all. Much obliged.
veryshocked said
Test…
veryshocked said
Ah… this actually works. Kewl!
veryshocked said
Pastor Maker, why are you afraid of my visage?
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
veryshocked,
your avatar looks pagan, or perhaps oriental. Both are satanic.
veryshocked said
Mayhap I am both. Oh, the horror of a pagan Oriental posting here.
Xue said
It is interesting Xue that you quote Matthew and then say “I will enjoy seeing you burn in hell u baptist freaks” Perhaps you didn’t catch your own idiocy here. It’s okay. We’ll spot it for you
It seems that you hate getting trapped by your own rethoric. I was merely using your way of adressing people: using contradicting argument. Your speech was full of venom, hatred, selfishness. Correct me if i’m wrong, but isn’t God supposed to be Love with capital L? If you are supposed to spread his word, why such a foul way of speaking in your mouth?
as for this special part of the article:
After all, what can we expect from a race of “men” who were defeated by a rabble of bow-legged vegetarians led by a bald, four-eyed anorexic wearing a diaper?
Allow me to ask, what can we expect from men unable to win in Iraq and afghanistan over a bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank? This is not a worthy adversary. and yet, the supposedly most powerful army in the world can’t defeat them. odd, isn’t it?
As for Connie,
We are the strongest, wealthiest, and most powerful country in the world which ticks off everybody else.
Wealthiest? ok, if it can please you to think so, but I’d say it depends from one’s point of view. how do you measure wealth? if wealth is proportionnal to your debt level, or to the actual time needed to repay it, then you’re dead rite about being in pole position. You can afford your way of life because you borrowed astronomical amounts of money to other countries. so it’s a relative wealth, because it’ll hold as long as your creditors don’t come and ask for their money.
correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t Love supposed to be your #1 priority, as “true” christians? isn’t Love God’s 1st command? that you should love all men as He loved us?
Though I speak in the tongues of mortals and of angels, but have not love, I am a sounding brass or a clanging cymbal. And though I have prophetic powers and understand every mystery and all knowledge, and if I have all faith, so as to move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. And though I give away all I possess, and though I surrender my body to be burned,but have not love, it profits me nothing.
Love is patient; love is kind. Love envies not, love is not arrogant or proud. It does not act unseemly; it is not self-seeking, not easily provoked, and does not dwell on evil. It does not rejoice at injustice, but rejoices in the truth. Love bears all things, has faith in all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
Love never fails. As for prophecies, they will vanish away; as for tongues, they will cease; as for knowledge, it will come to nought. For we know in part and prophesy in part, but when the complete comes, then that which is partial will pass away.
When I was I child, I spoke as a child, I thought as a child, I reasoned like a child. But when I became an adult, I put away childish ways. For now we see in a mirror obscured, but then face to face. Now I know in part, but then I will know even as I am fully known.
And now abide faith, hope and love, these three; but the greatest of these is love.
Corinthians 13
You people have anything but Love in your hearts a. You are arrogant, proud, selfish and stubborn. And ignorant, that’s why you are so afraid of the rest of the world.
You know, I don’t see any difference between fanatic muslims and you. the speech is the same, only the invoked God is different.
remember what the philosopher said, “Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.” you christianofascists guys already turned into monsters. Now, you should prepare yourself for the abyss coming your way.
and remember Peter’s cock…
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Xue,
We’ve left your perverse and crude reference to the Apostle Peter’s nether regions uncensored, just to show other visitors what vile filth we face every day from atheists of your ilk.
In Christ’s Name.
Xue said
you’re right, speaking of love is pretty perverse, and quoting an apostle is just some pretty wicked vile filth. And besides, it wouldn’t be very christian to censor the bible.
could you explain why you stick to such a short reply? maybe because you chose the easiest way, just by dismissing what I say with a wave of your hand invoking the sake of your visitors, rather than proving me wrong on my last post. Maybe it’s because you can’t? or maybe it’s because you didn’t like being called a christianofascist?
remember the fall of the roman empire…
Xue said
oh, I thought about something:
could you be so kind as to help me learn new stuff, and give me the exact meaning of “islamofascist”?
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Xue,
“Islamofascists” are the sort of people you have dinner with.
In Christ’s Name.
erasmus said
hughman,
As I was doing my devotions this morning I had an urgent sense from the Almighty to take a moment to post here and try to set a good example and tone for some of the sissy boys that will post here today.
It is obvious that God in his wisdom has turned his wrath on the Mexigooks this morning, praise be to Him and his son, our saviour!
Only the God of Abraham will save us from natural disasters.
I also pray that senator brownback will be able to bring the bible into the government when we elect him in 2008. Only then can we get our country headed on the proper christian track as the founders envisioned it.
To all of my brothers and sisters I hope this message finds you in good health and in the soirit of our Lord, Jesus. Your’s in Christ,
Those of you who are not of Christ, drop to your knees and ask, and if the Lord comes into your heart you will be very happy.
Jorrocks said
Wow!
Is this a *unChristian word removed*?
Must be a *unChristian word removed*. Very *unChristian words removed*.
Brit Soldier said
“the Brits will turn to us for help, just as they did in World War One and again in World War Two.”
Will you be as late as you were those two times next time we ask?
A small reciprical question – where were you when we were beating our Communist terrorists in Malaya?
hamm said
Well, all this is a bit of a mess isnt it? a religious “cult” spouting hatred to another nation (dosent this go against many American principles?) harping back to WW1 and WW2 (Remember how long Britain stood alone? was bombed but never beaten?) Scotland is not England, please dont confuse the two, and having many Scottish friends I would imagine they will take offence at being called sissies! (Take a look at your Hollywood rendition of Brake Heart for a view of the Scottish Clan warrior) remember, Britain was fighting wars when America consisted of the true American natives, not the imported population of a hundred countries. Has anyone ever stopped to consider that there is nothing left to achieve in Iraq? they dont want to be westernised, they might not want to be a democracy, GB and TB used to lie of WMD to start a war! disgrace. America likes to enforce its opinions and concerns about other nations without any consideration for world peace. Its throws its arms in the air when China mentions Taiwan, Russia mentioned Chechnya and for the last 35 years when Britain had a terrorist problem in Ireland, but when it comes to it, America does as it pleases to intimidate sovereign nations. No wonder you are the most hated nation on earth! and all this on a religous website.
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Brit Soldier,
While you were fighting primitive bow-and-arrow-wielding natives in the jungle, we were protecting your pansy behinds from Russkie thermonuclear missiles.
In Christ’s Name.
hamm said
Have a look here for some responses to this site from serving and ex British Armed Forces:
http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=75508#1469017
hamm said
Tobin – Ever heard of BAOR? 50K British Soldiers based on the IGB since 1945
In Christs name – when did he ask you to do this then? it seems to me that a lot of you’s use Christs name to suit your own purpose.
Xue said
wow, I’m speechless. That’s some explanation, Mr pastor. can’t find a proper definition of your own words?
definition of fascism is: A philosophy or system of government that is marked by stringent social and economic control, a strong, centralized government usually headed by a dictator, and often a policy of belligerent nationalism. (From The American Heritage Dictionary)
where do you stand, Mr pastor, regarding fascism? aren’t you having dinner with fascists as well?
Brit Soldier said
We’re all ever so grateful Pastor, what a truly great man of God you are.
At least we beat our Godless South East Asian Commies though, someone had to I suppose.
(You are aware that Britain had, and continues to have, her own nuclear deterent aren’t you?)
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
hamm,
Is that a link to one of those british gay dating websites? I’m afraid we aren’t interested in that sort of thing.
In Christ’s Name.
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Brit Soldier,
British nuclear weapons probably don’t work, just like the british socialist health system.
In Christ’s Name.
hamm said
Well why dont you have a look and find out? so let me get this clear, its ok to wage war at all levels on people, but not to be gay! well that makes sense – kind of. Isnt the USA the biggest manufacturer and exporter of all porn, gay and straight? So what else do you do in Christs name? Christ didnt help you much in Vietname, or wasnt that one in Christs name?
hamm said
PS -what are your qualifications which make you a pastor? is this something you just decided to be?
Brit Soldier said
“British nuclear weapons probably don’t work, just like the british socialist health system.”
Probably not, we have been reduced to buying inferior American products in so many areas these days.
Strange that you sign everything “In Christ’s name” considering the hate you appear to have of Middle Eastern ‘ragheads’
erasmus said
XUE,
Muslims worship a false God.
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
hamm,
We did not lose the war in Vietnam. We were betrayed by filthy hippie communists back home.
In Christ’s Name.
hamm said
Pastor -re British Nukes, well, when we fire them (if ever) at least we will make sure its the enemy we hit and not friendly soldiers. Fire first, fire second, fire third then decide to ask questions and check who you are firing at, even after being warned not to by the FOO – and this guy was a A10 Colonel – DOH!
hamm said
Pastor – you got your asses kicked by the same nation which beat the French and Chinese and more or less anyone else who decided to tell them what to do! wake up, some people want to live there own lives and dont need uncle Same telling them what to do.
Brit Soldier said
“Muslims worship a false God.”
Allah and God are the same imaginary person, actually. Muslims even believe in Jesus and Allah even sent the Angel Gabriel as a messenger to Muhammed, the same as he did to Mary when he gave her the alibi to explain to her husband where the baby had come from…
Brit Soldier said
“We did not lose the war in Vietnam. We were betrayed by filthy hippie communists back home.”
Wasn’t a win now, was it?
erasmus said
Britian was once a great christian nation that is now reduced to third world ststus.
They think we will continue to bail them out of trouble, but the wrath of God they will surely endure in the future for their turning away from the truth.
YIC
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Brit Soldier,
No doubt the British “love” the arabs. I know at least one famous British soldier, Lawrence of Arabia, “loved” them very, very much…especially the young male ones. I guess you all proudly follow his example.
In Christ’s Name.
hamm said
Brit soldier, dont rise to it mate, pastor wont have a clue what your on about! Jesus is a white, hetero man with a beard and halo remember.
Ronald A Smith said
And why should we not withdraw?, we were induced into participation in your President’s illegal operation by our own spineless head of government.
As a nation Sir, do not ever refer to us as cowards.
We have many faults, among them allowing ourselves to be bullied by our own politicians, and our social burden is a result of the morass of contrary legislation that is the legacy of this.
Conned yes, cowards never.
hamm said
So your saying that we shouldnt love Arabs then? of course, America has no gay people – I think I remember America allowing gays to serve in the Armed Services without predjudice – or is this incorrect? Are you a homophobe pastor?
erasmus said
Brit,
Since is is obvious that you do not know the Lord, your power of discernment is highly impaired. You cannot properly understand the meaning of scripture unless you are in a state of grace.
You need to let Jesus into your life to see the light.
I pray for you.
Brit Soldier said
“No doubt the British “love” the arabs. I know at least one famous British soldier, Lawrence of Arabia, “loved” them very, very much…especially the young male ones. I guess you all proudly follow his example.”
Ironic for a clergyman to be talking about loving young boys Pastor. I should tread carefully if I was you.
In Snow White’s name
Jorrocks said
Mightiest nation on the earth? Pride comes before a fall.
Interesting idea though. Economically perhaps but post-1945 the USA doesn’t seem to have done too well militarily does it?
Still, its nice to see a former colony doing well.
Carry on.
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Ronald A Smith,
Tell your fellow Brits that we have no respect for you and your putrid, Godless nation As soon as Sam Brownback is elected President this will be reflected in American foreign policy towards Britain.
In Christ’s Name.
erasmus said
Pastor T,
Thank the Lord for your wisdom and guidance. Those that hate the Lord are blinded to the truth.
Xue said
Pastor, why eluding my questions about fascism? are you afraid your visitors could see you are one of them? that you are just full of hate?
hamm said
Nice one Ronald. A nation of cowards dosent sail thousands of miles to a piece of real estate in the South Atlantic, fix bayonets, hand to hand fight people, then kick the tresspassers back into the see does it – without the support of uncle Sam, massive air support, PX tents selling Big Macs, RnR, movies, 24 hour tents selling burgers, camp beds, trips to the rear every week etc etc. In Gulf 1 I saw all this, whilst your average Brit squaddie slept in the desert, trained hard and fought even harder.
Benjaminw1 said
Come and have a go if you think your hard enough!
I challenge you rebel dog to a duel, your choice of weapons, please name your seconds.
Heretics all
EX_STAB said
Is this knob Jockey for real?
Did he suffer from oxygen starvation when his halfwit inbred family used him as a condom?
I suppose that’s where the name Brownback comes from.
I don’t know if you Baptists believe in Creationism, Evolution or “intelligent design” but I’m certain you could improve the gene pool by kneeling on Brownback’s neck.
I can find a long line of volunteers if you’re feeling squeamish.
hamm said
Godless nation – Lindisfarne, the birth of Christianity, The Venerable Bede, oooo I could go on but I wont. Sam Brownback – 3 legged horse!
The-Rattler said
Mr Pastor, as a so called man of the cloth you appear very provocative
You are not happy with the support of a small nation, which has given
All but short of everything. Instead of angering the crowds you should appease them
With your wise and experienced words, but so far I see an angry man
With short fuse hiding behind a religious disguise.
If you want to do something about this get over to Iraq and preach your
Word from their. And on a final word the British forces are not running away from Iraq
They are redeploying to Afghanistan
erasmus said
To the tea sipping quitters of Iraq,
You cannot run and hide from the Lord. You cower in his light.
Xue said
Erasmus,
were you born that way, or did you achieve stupidity through your own efforts?
hamm said
Come on, what is a pastor anyway? anyone can make them, pastry, some veg and Bisto etc, in the oven for half an hour. Bobs your aunty. Hang on you lot, thats AATIEE by the way.
hamm said
Eras – you have got to be a wind up merchant, are you biscuits Brown?
Benjaminw1 said
You too erarsemus, come here and say that to my face and I will give you a horsewhipping to remember, you heretic you.
Brit Soldier said
“You cannot run and hide from the Lord. You cower in his light.”
I always hide behind the sofa when he knocks. Same as when the rent man comes.
Besides, it’s not hard to hide from a mythical figure.
In Zeus’ name
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Praise, Erasmus!
100 Limey soldiers aren’t worth one of our boys.
In Christ’s Name.
Jorrocks said
I think this must be a wind up.
Not to be taken seriously I suspect.
I love the idea that the US lost Vietnam because of the “filthy hippies back home”…. er… those will be the filthy hippy US citizens I assume?
So in your logic, the US lost Vietnam because of the actions of US citizens?
Seems to me that means the US just plain lost?
rollicking rollo said
septics – don’t you just love ‘em!
Benjaminw1 said
No, just you Pasty Tobin – mano a mano, what a little frit are you heretic
erasmus said
Pastor T,
It is obvious that the brits are jealous because our Christian Nation has been blessed with all the guns and all the money.
That is why we must keep the homos and women in their proper place.
At least the negras have become more faithful.
I’m leaving for a prayer breakfast just now. We will offer prayers for the pitiful Brits.
In Jesus’ Name.
Jorrocks said
Wah!
hamm said
I often speak to the lord on the great white telephone. Usually 2:00 am on a Saturday morning.
In the name on Old Ben Whan Knobi
Jedi’s forever!
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
In Christ’s name I order every Brit to leave this website. You are not welcome here.
Benjaminw1 said
Wah! indeed…
hamm said
Eras – class man, sheer class. Anyway, your just jealous because our X Factor is better than yours, and you dont have Big Brother!
Brit Soldier said
“It is obvious that the brits are jealous because our Christian Nation has been bledded with all the guns and all the money.”
True, I wish we were bledded.
You are aware that our Queen is, amongst other titles, the “Defender of the Faith” and head of the Church of England, aren’t you?
In Pinocchio’s name
erasmus said
Ben,
Size and strength does not matter. Remember David and Goliath.
Please come to the Lord. You will be eternally greatful to me if you do.
Benjaminw1 said
Shan’t
Ronald A Smith said
‘In Christ’s Name’
Have you ever called Christ’s name whilst facing shellfire, fighter bombers and machine-gun fire? Probably not, sheltering behind your nation’s armed forces who protect (as do we) your freedom of speech.
I have faced the above, and also invoked His name when laying to rest my friends who died, and having read His scriptures am amazed by how infrequently the word ‘hatred’ appears.
I feel no hatred for my former foe, or even for you, and I think you will find that if your chum ever does become Commander-in-Chief, estrangement from the United Kingdom may not be a feasible policy. Our alliance goes back before you were born, is deeper than your own shallow opinions, and is based on respect for the Rights Of Man, which your own faith seems to dismiss.
hamm said
Pastor – in Christs name No! I wont leave the site, what do we do now, we have an impasse. My Christ is bigger than your Christ so there! you go!
Benjaminw1 said
Eras, old chap
Been there, done that, proper religion, don’t you know.
Not one of those 17th century made up ones..
Xue said
Pastor, you have serious issues. please tell us how was your relation with your mother. didn’t she breastfeed you? do you still resent it? it is a know issue-creating factor
erasmus said
Brit,
The Queen is the most vile person on that damp stinky island. She defends a state religion and not the Christian faith of Christ Jesus.
The “Royal Family” is obviously of the devil and all they do is suck money out of the good God fearing Christians to support her heretical version of Christianity.
Amazing Badger said
Part of me really, really hopes that Hell exists, because it will be quite funny when we meet each other in the outer ring of the seventh circle. Hatred will not help the world it merely continues to hinder it.
hamm said
Eras – plenty of your yanks still pile over here to see her though dont you! who is the biggest mug then? Keep coming, keep spending, we love it.
The-Rattler said
Pastor Tobin stop hiding behind someone elses words “christ’s”, use your own for a change
Brit Soldier said
“The Queen is the most vile person on that damp stinky island. She defends a state religion and not the Christian faith of Christ Jesus.”
I think you’ll find, my strange religious friend, that title belongs to a certain Mr Blair, who it is alleged blows goats upon Whitsuntide.
Besides, our religion is older than your country, so I think it’ll do for now.
In Derek Accorah’s name
Wolf Nipplechips said
I hope that your forces of liberation in Iraq manage to extract themselves from the Hell that is of their own making with your assistance. I hear KBR have just won the contract for builing lots of rooftop helicopter pads.
By the Power of Greyskull
Xue said
Size and strength does not matter. Remember David and Goliath.
you are funney, erasmus. rite now on the planet, who is Goliath? Perhaps you didn’t catch your own idiocy here. It’s okay. We’ll spot it for you.
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Which part of the American Revolution did you perverted limeys not study in history class? YOU ARE NOT welcome on this AMERICAN, CHRISTIAN website!
Benjaminw1 said
Erasy baby
Oh really, which heresy would that be pray? phyletism perhaps, or maybe Donatism, no, no must be Arian Monophytism
Mr Angry said
Pastor,
So you order all brits to leave the website do you? In gods name I suppose? How we laugh when self righteous idiots like you stand up professing the word of god when all it consists of is bigoted rubbish!! You make me laugh, all people like you make me laugh. You have no more right to this earth than the people you despise in gods name, you are nothing better than the terrorists that WE are fighting, not you. You have probably had nothing scarier to deal with than an irate mother of all the little boys you mindwash with your rubbish. Get back under your stone!
Just remember, finally, the british empire now is more than your country will ever be!!!
Signed, Mr Angry from Purley!!
Jorrocks said
“In Christ’s name I order every Brit to leave this website. You are not welcome here.”
Now that’s simply not worthy of you “Pastor”. Not terribly Christian either. I don’t believe you should be making such statements “In Christ’s name”. Christ was not partial about the people he spoke to, quite the contrary.
The US is full of rich people. We agree on that. I should also point out that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter Heaven.
You can choose what to do with your wealth. You can help people less fortunate than yourself and possibly usffer genuine hardship in your life by putting others first or you can ignore such matters.
Which is it to be? Your photo doesn’t make you look thin Pastor.
Brit Soldier said
“Which part of the American Revolution did you perverted limeys not study in history class? YOU ARE NOT welcome on this AMERICAN, CHRISTIAN website!”
Well that’s not a very Christian attitude now, is it Pastor? Turn the other cheek old boy, and treat those as you would be treated and all that tosh.
In Yvette Fielding’s name
Another Brit! said
Pastor Tobin, all the power imparted to you by the great lord seems incapable of removing we Brits from the site. Surprised? Not in the least. I am hysterical with laughter at this ridiculous view of the British – It’s just like you insane religious types to go off on a rant as soon as someone does something you don’t like – the British are pulling out of Iraq (sometime in the next few years) to redeploy into Afghanistan. It’s people like you that engender the worst thoughts imaginable towards the US and its citizens. You are scum.
Mark Reed said
i am more christian than you – where in the Bibles does it say there has to be a crusade to convert the unbelievers? where does it say invading other countries is honourable? You sue your religion to hide the true motive : empire building religious fundamentalism.
You are severly mistake about US involvement in World War One And Two : the US only got involved when it suited them, not out of some act of generosity. Before 7 dec 1941, America’s involvement in WWII was, at best, commercially motivated.
Benjaminw1 said
Well Pasty Tobin,
I do know that you seditious yankee dogs ungratefully rebelled against your Divinly Appointed Protestant King.
The hot place for you methinks
Xue said
this is a lot funnier than IRC
I think all of this boasting is meant to compensate an anatomical disaventage. Not that it should be a problem for our friend pastor. moreoever, it looks like a snake (SNAKE???SIN!!) so it must be bad anyway.
In Lorenzo Llamas’ name
hamm said
I always find it mildly amusing how America sponsored terrorism for 25 – 30 years via NORAID, 9/11 happens then there is a war on terrorism! I wonder if 9/11 had happened in 1977 that the Ra would have been on the list for GW? Oh devine Pastor, please answer that one as my Jedi Powers arent working (To much Stella last night depleted them)
Billy-Biped said
Fantastic, absolutely fantastic. I haven’t laughed so hard in months!
We didn’t help you in Vietnam? The ’supposedly’ most powerful military force on the planet, couldn’t beat a small country of tribal jungle dwellers with kalashnikovs, RPG’s and punji stakes, despite the fact that the ‘enemy’ had NO AIR COVER and NO NAVY!!!!
Just to remind you bible-bashing ignorant fundamentalists (emphasis on ‘mentalist’) – while you were getting your butts kicked back into the stone age in Vietnam, we were doing Borneo (and won), and before that, Malaya (and won), and we won in Africa.
Most of the national borders around the globe today were drawn BY THE BRITISH, including those in the Middle East, India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Africa and more.
The Great USA – The Bay of Pigs – another screw-up. You barely even stopped soviet Russia planting nukes in Cuba, and you certainly couldn’t stop that little island being communist – RIGHT ON YOUR OWN DOORSTEP!
The sun never set on the British Empire whilst we ran it. When WW2 started, WE, through our forces and commonwealth allies fielded over 5 million troops (2 million of which were Indian for you information). Does the good ol’ US of A have a commonwealth? No, didn’t think so. You seem to forget in your rants that it was Great Britain and her Empire that held the Germans off ALONE for FOUR WHOLE YEARS before you hicks got a bloody nose from the Japs and could sit back no longer.
Does the US have any respect in the world, honest respect? Not a bit of it.
As for us being a godless country; ever read the King James Bible? I’ll repeat, have you ever read the KING JAMES Bible?
Have you ever heard of the Templar Knights, the Crusades and KING JOHN? Of course not – your nation of mongrels didn’t even exist at that time!
I suggest you read the published material of your own founding fathers who created the United States as a SECULAR country. Thomas Jefferson was an ATHEIST you dumb hayseed.
I’d also look at how many uS bases around the world are actually on British owned territories – ones that you are paying us rent for.
More recently, can I also remind you of The Falklands? What about Sierra Leone? We helped you mud-suckers out in Gulf War 1, Gulf War 2 and Afghanistan. Even your own General Schwartzkopf was full of praise for the British.
The legacy we have given the world today stands shoulder to shoulder with the legacy of the Romans. Canada, Australia, New Zealand, AMERICA and many other countries have ENGLISH as their first language, most other countries around the world have it as their second.
How does it feel muppet, to give out your speeches and rants in the Queen’s English?
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
I am personally disgusted by the amount of hatred and anti-Americanism being expressed here by British people.
Why do they hate us so much, after all we’ve done for them?
In Christ’s Name.
Mr Angry said
You are disgusted? PER LEESE……………
So Pastor? Why do you speak English? any educated ideas?
Mr Angry from Purley!!
Benjaminw1 said
Aaaaw! Poor pasty Tobin
Xue said
HAHAHA pastor what do you know about american revolution?? first, it is a pale copy of the french revolution (FRENCH??? SIN!!!) and if it hadn’t been for the french (FRENCH AGAIN??? HAAAAA SIN!!!), the germans (GERMANS?? HAAA NAZIS) and the dutch (DUTCH??? HAAAA POT SMOKERS!!!) you’d still be singing the ‘God save the queen’
Ronald A Smith said
“I am personally disgusted by the amount…”
People in glass houses Pastor, should not throw stones.
Oldmuso said
I can’t believe the devilish venom coming from your American mouths – perhaps the world should be more afraid of so called American Christians than anyone else on this planet!
hamm said
Bill – Currently standing to attention, hand on heart singing “There’ll always be an England and Land of Hope and Glory” tear in one eye.
EX_STAB said
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Might I refer you to Exodus 20:7?
Brit Soldier said
“Why do they hate us so much, after all we’ve done for them?”
We’re taking the **Rude UnChristian British Word** out of you Pastor, because you’re an absolute loon. Now I must leave you and go back to another afternoon of defending the free world by playing solitaire and drinking large numbers of brews that I’ve made my subordinates make for me.
Toodle Pip Pastor
In Robbie Fowler’s name
Mod Note: Fortunately we do have a reformed British member who is easily able to spot the British sissy terms.
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
The hatred of the United States being expressed here by the Brits can only be explained by envy. They envy our blessings, which are surely a sign that Jesus has chosen us as a nation above all nations.
In Christ’s Name
Benjaminw1 said
What he said ^
Ronald A Smith said
Pastor, it really has been a hoot, we must do it again sometimes. HINT:
Think twice before kicking sleeping tigers.
Amazing Badger said
“I am personally disgusted by the amount of hatred and anti-Americanism being expressed here by the British People.”
*rustles paperwork* I’m sure there’s a quote here about pots and kettles. *rustle*
Benjaminw1 said
We are toying with you Pasty Tobin,
as a cat would with a mouse, roooaaaaw!
British Mod Note: Clear off you great prancing ponce
Ex Brit Soldier said
F**k off
Mod Note: Kindly watch your language you big silly
hamm said
Whats up pastor? read your past posts before you launch at us! we are a mild mannered nation, tea drinking, enjoy our gardening, lager loutish, fun loving, dont take ourselves to seriously blah blah, but when pushed we will fight back by whatever means we can. Have a read of Kipling and you may gain an understanding of what the British Soldier is, where he came from etc. We dont go in for posh sunglasses, all the gear and no idea attitude to soldiering, we go for good training and good mates, we fix bayonets and fight hard. We dont need air support, choppers and all the support which other nations get, we have our mates. Dont ever offer us a white feather as we will stick it up your arrse.
Wolf Nipplechips said
Have we been banished yet?
No?
I guess The Good Lord must be having a good chuckle at you, Pastor.
Tw@ said
I tried to view this thread with a sensible understanding, but to decrypt any further ramblings of this man will only make me laugh louder.
“I say dear chap” cut to the chase, your poncing and ramblings are neither hither or tither
hamm said
Oh dear, my dinner is over now so I need to go back and pretend to earn my wages. Its been fun cornish pasty, but be warned, dont give John Bull a hard time, he is a sleeping tiger and dosent like to be prodded.
Mr Angry said
In the infamous words of Rick from the Young Ones,
Flicking the V’s — “Had enough Nazi? Or do you want some more?????”"
Sperminator (UK) said
So when’s Pastor Chickenhawk going to Basra to take over from the British Army then?
Ex Brit Soldier said
*profanity removed* off septics
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
I have checked the trackbacks to this post and have discovered that some Brit pervert has linked to us on a sodomite messageboard called “arrse”
I hereby demand that link be removed now! This is a Christian site for Christian Americans. We’ll have no Oscar Wilde-type debauchery here.
Xue said
Jesus has chosen us as a nation above all nations.
last time I heard, the jews were the chosen ppl. Are you jew, pastor?
I don’t know who said that earlier in the thread but it was like only the god of Abraham can save us. Abraham was a christian? did I get the good book wrong?
oh, and Pluto still is a planet !!
In Al Bundy’s name
Mr Angry said
I think he is a Jew, masquerading as a muslim!!
Sperminator (UK) said
Oi Pastor Chickenhawk!
Oscar Wilde was Irish you moron
Ex Brit Soldier said
F**k off septics
erasmus said
The only way you brits are going to survive is by coming top the Lord. Otherwise you are doomed to helfire and destruction.
Amazing Badger said
Why are you so afraid of buggery, pastor? Had a little bit too much of it in the past?
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
My Lord, You are all powerful, You are God, you are Father. We beg you through the intercession and help of the archangels Michael, Raphael, and Gabriel, for the deliverance of our brothers and sisters who are enslaved by the evil one. All saints of heaven, come to our aid.
Amen.
Xue said
I hereby demand that link be removed now
ask the Almighty to smite the evil router, pastor. ask Him to send a plague in the corresponding DNS servers. Wooo!! WE WANT DIVINE INTERVENTION!!!
in walt disney’s name
Me said
Pastor
You’re on ARRSE and staying there so we can have a good laugh at your rantings.
I haven’t laughed so much for ages.
Cheers me dears
Tw@ said
I say old chap, the arrse is the reason you and others have a voice, next you will be telling me you will huff and puff and blow my house down.
Ronald A Smith said
Erasmus, you are wasting your breath sunshine, you have associated yourself with a bigot.
Wake up and smell what he’s shovelling, and get out of there before he fills your mind with his own brand of hatred and prejudice.
Mickey Mouse said
Pastor you are F*cking nobhead
Spunk Filled Hoop of Jesus said
I think there has been a lot of gay bashing on this site and I really fail to understand why. I’be seen the film Phlidelphia, which seems to indicate the the US is full of pox ridden *unChristian word removed*bashers and I am personally all in favour of it. I first had my *unChristian words removed* broken in by the local anglican vicar when I was ten – I’ve loved it ever since.
Ideall, I’d quite like a *unChristian words removed* from jesus -My scrawny British *unChristian word removed*should be the right size to go through the crucifixtion holes.
erasmus said
Of course buggery is well accepted over there because you have become a nation of sodomites.
Sperminator (UK) said
Oi Pastor Chickenhawk
You still haven’t told us when you and your congregation of overweight inbreeds are deploying to Basra to ‘fight the good fight’?
Spunk Filled Hoop of Jesus said
PS
The virgin Mary was only a virgin if you don’t count *unChristian word removed*.
Pastor T Busic said
Pastor Tobin Maker,
You said: “Why do they hate us so much, after all we’ve done for them?”
Are you a historical revisionist?
First, I ask you to consider the content of the original text above. It is hardly looking at the Brit nation in a favourable light, is it? Do you advocate sending white feathers to the families of those who died in Iraq and Afghanistan? Are you planning to send white feathers to the 13,000 Brit troops still deployed in Iraq and Afghanistan?
Now tell me, just what have YOU done for the Brits in return?
I shall speak of the shame that is Vietnam, other than to suggest you read a little wider that you have so far done.
And as regards WW2, I guess the Brits can thank the Japanese for our help. Just when do you think we were going to go to Europe’s aid if Pearl Harbour had not occured. We knew of the Nazi concentration camps. When knew of the evil that Nazi Germany was sowing across the continent. And we, Christian-loving Americans, sat back getting rich on the profits of lend-lease and war loans.
I teach my flock to understand humanity as it is before I guide them to Christian fulfillment. Do you teach yours that black is white?
Amused said
I found this quite hilarious. For one thing, many of the posters have no idea what they’re talking about – Connie decided to tell us that Americans are “far more educated” than any other nation, while referring staunchly to Great ‘Brittan’. Thank goodness she didn’t mean Great Britain, or I’d have been annoyed!
With the other British soldiers commenting and laughing, I’d like to point out that we were defending the free world while the US was operating under the “nothing to do with us, why get involved” attitude. Now our forces are fighting intensely in Afghanistan for Nato, and you criticise us for pulling away from Iraq. This place is going on my bookmarks, pals, because I haven’t laughed so hard in a very long time.
Smooches!
Oscar Wilde said
Technically the Virgin Mary was a surrogate mother…..
Ha Ha Ha - you're 'aving a laugh said
They aint all locked up are they – I refer of course to dear old Dobin sorry Tobin.
RUAFO
EX_STAB said
Thank you Pastor Busic,
I do hope your view is more representative of your flock than this idiot Maker’s is.
I still can’t believe that he invoked Christ’s name to banish some critics from a website….
Blessed are the Cheesemakers said
Oi Billy Biped!!
I think you’re being very unkind towards the military prowess of our Septic chums.
I for one was tremendously impressed by the way they crushed the military superpower that is Grenada in ‘83.
OK so its the only thing they’ve won since ‘45 but fair’s fair.
And a quick question fot Pastor Tobin Maker. This godless debauchery you’ve promised us. Do I have to put my name down or will all us Brits get some automatically? I’d hate to miss out.
Toodle pip
In the name of Hansel and Gretel
Jorrocks said
Pastor Busac,
Please don’t spoil this by talking sense.
Its more fun for us dealing with the loony.
British Mod Note: Time to move on you grotty little wank
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Lord Jesus Christ, I place myself at the foot of Your cross and ask You to cover me with Your Precious Blood which pours forth from Your Most Sacred Heart and Your Most Holy Wounds, Cleanse me, my Jesus, in the living water that flows form Your Heart. I ask You to surround me, Lord Jesus, with Your Holy Light. Strike down my British enemies.
Amen.
Benjaminw1 said
Hmm “Sacred Heart” – A PAPIST methinks – fetch the wood
British Mod Note: That’s enough out of you, you horrid little person. Fetch me a tea unskiffed.
Rude British Name (UK) said
Look’s like Pastor Chickenhawk’s about to cave in chaps
He’s calling for air support!
British Mod Note: Not likely you daft prat
Spunk Filled Hoop of Jesus said
“Lor Jesus Christ, I place myself at the foot of Your cross ans as me to cover me with Your Precious Blood….”
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We Brits are a nation of bottom fondlers,**Rude UnChristian British Word**
I’m pretty sure that if Jesus is reading this, in between bidding for a batch of “no more nails” on EBay, I’m fairly sure he wouldn’t share his holy **Rude UnChristian British Word** with you if your were one fire.
Jorrocks said
Strike down?
“Vengeance is mine saith the Lord”
We ALL get judged one day Tobin Maker. Look around you. Do you really think you’re safe? Twisting the word of the Bible to suit your own brand of bitterness and bile?
Y’all goin’ to Hell fer that one.
Amazing Badger said
I still haven’t been struck down pastor. Does that mean I’m not your enemy? I only ask because I’m definitely British.
In the name of Morten Harket.
Mr Angry said
Lord daffy duck, I prostrate myself at your paddly feet and ask you to cover me in duck feathers!
Cleanse me with the water from your **Rude UnChristian British Word** and **Rude UnChristian Paddy Word** all over Pastor Tobin and his jockey followers!!!
In the name of Ricky Gervais
Piespies said
Now now children, lst’s not be nasty to the Reverend Lovejoy…sorry Pastor Tobin. The Power of Christ compels you, remember?
Pastor Tobin. I suggest you look up the following in a dictionary/encyclopaedia.
-hypocrite
-The Vietnam War
-WW1
-WW2
-Christianity
In the name of the **Rude UnChristian Papist Words**.
Tw@ said
what will mr brown back say when he finds out about your lunatic ramblings. maybe we should ask him
Mod Note: We are sure he supports us 100%
Xue said
YEAH!! MORTEN HARKET!!!!
take on meeeeeee
British Mod Note: And nobody can understand you, you feeble minded bint
Ronald A Smith said
Pastor, I have enjoyed your company immensely, and thanks for including Great Britain in your prayers, very kind of you.
However, I really must go now, and hop we can chat further in future.
All the best to youand yours, and sleep tight at night in the knowledge that our warriors stand between you and the baddies.
Bye for now,
Ron
British Mod Note: Pip pip bang on smashing
Simon said
Pastor **Rude UnChristian British Word** or whatever your name is.
You are truly a god bothering freak.
FREAK.
Spunk Filled Hoop of Jesus said
I am feeling a destinct lack of holy wrath myself…Maybe Jesus hasn’t yet **Rude UnChristian British Word** Holy over the pastor in sufficient quantities.
**Rude UnChristian British Word** rules.
Benjaminw1 said
with or without?
Pastor Tobin Maker D said
OK I give up, I want to become a Muslim. Where do I sign?
In the name of Allah
Mod Note: Be Brave Dear Pastor. We are smiting these filthy British swine hip and thigh
British Mod Note: Ditto
Benjaminw1 said
Lemon or milk?
Benjaminw1 said
One lump or two?
Ex Brit Soldier said
I wouldn’t mind betting that Patsy Tobin’s family tree didn’t branch very much
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
“Do give heed to me, O Lord, and listen to what my opponents are saying! Should good be repaid with evil? For they have dug a pit for me. Remember how I stood before Thee to speak good on their behalf, so as to turn away Thy wrath from them. Therefore, give their children over to famine, and deliver them up to the power of the sword; and let their wives become childless and widowed. Let their men also be smitten to death, their young men struck down by the sword in battle. May an outcry be heard from their houses, when Thou suddenly bringest raiders upon them; for they have dug a pit to capture me and hidden snares for my feet. Yet Thou, O Lord, knowest all their deadly designs against me; do not forgive their iniquity or blot out their sin from Thy sight. But may they be overthrown before Thee; deal with them in the time of Thine anger!”
Andrew Waugh said
Ha ha ha, you **Rude UnChristian British Words and plenty of them Removed**
Benjaminw1 said
We can’t be smitten in battle if we are cowards can we? stands to reason don’t it?
Tw@ said
if i had not run over my drip tray the other day i would given it to Tobin maker to put under his dripping mouth
Ha Ha Ha - you're 'aving a laugh said
Oh dear this just gets better and better.
Disgusting name Removed said
What’s with all the “thine” and “O Lord” stuff – I’m pretty sure that if Jesus is hanging about, that he’s sufficiently with the times to have a normal conversation.
Oh – I’d love to be smitten to death by the way – Would Lucy Liu be free?
Ex British Soldier said
I must say this has been a most pleasant diversion from my busy tea drinking and surrendering schedule
Now pass me another **Rude UnChristian British Word**.
Xue said
Pastor, when you start muttering alone in your corner, that’s a bad sign. Again, please tell us about your mother and the breastfeeding stuff.
Oh, and why did you stop signing “In Christ’s name”?
and to the attention of the British Mod: you can’t understand me because you have no culture. If you don’t know who Morten harket is, then u’re helpless
British Mod Note: you’re still a bleeding daft bint
Rackcatchplunger said
Pator,
You really do need to get out more.
You really are a sad **UnChristian British word for son or daughter Removed**.
Mr Angry said
Give their children over to famine? Not very Christian like is it pastor????
Bet you are a complete stranger to famine arent you fatty!!!
Mr Angry from Purley
Jorrocks said
Whatever happend to turning the other cheek, eh?
C’mon then fat boy Maker. Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough.
Mind you finish that cheesburger first though.
Mod Note: Try to contain your homosexual lust for the sissies of England Scotland Ireland and Wales and leave red blooded American Christians alone. Thanks in Advance
U Tw@ said
I am god because i can create the only idea he exists in my own mind?
Hang on thats my mum calling
(sorry gotta go chasps time for school) thanks for the fun though
Benjaminw1 said
Yer in Aramaic
Avvon d-bish-maiya, nith-qaddash shim-mukh.
Tih-teh mal-chootukh. Nih-weh çiw-yanukh:
ei-chana d’bish-maiya: ap b’ar-ah.
Haw lan lakh-ma d’soonqa-nan yoo-mana.
O’shwooq lan kho-bein:
ei-chana d’ap kh’nan shwiq-qan l’khaya-ween.
Oo’la te-ellan l’niss-yoona:
il-la paç-çan min beesha.
Mid-til de-di-lukh hai mal-choota
oo khai-la oo tush-bookh-ta
l’alam al-mein.
Captain_Fabulous said
This should upset a few people (just for arguments sake).
If one of the Brownbackers or **Rude UnChristian British Word** or whatever you like to be called can tell me the secret of why U.S. forces are in I-raq, then I’ll tell you a bigger secret…. **Load of UnChristian Tosh Removed**
Macgyver for President!!!!!
U Tw@ said
not really i am still here (still on school holiday)
Mustafa shiiite said
You Sir are an absolute coward yourself,
Firstly how dare you insult an entire nation on the decisions of its Prime Minister who may only be insulted by the population of the Country/Countries that have to suffer his ‘Leadership’
Secondly just when were you planning to prove your own bravery and get your miserable body over to Iraq to spread the word of the Lord over there?
Thirdly I believe that to give a white feather it is traditional to either present it in person (that will take a while to cover the whole of the British Isles and the Commonwealth) or send it with your calling card so the recipient can take you to account over the matter in question.
Mod Note: You bet
I therefore call you a cad, and a coward. Please feel free to email me with the details of your visit to Britain so we can arrange a duel.
British Mod Note: We’ll have none of you ponce types mucking up this area for God. Clear off
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
And to think, we thought the French were bad…
In Christ’s Name.
British Mod Note: They are dear Pastor. Even the Brits will agree here, won’t you lads?
Ex British Soldier said
Oi Pastor Chickenhawk
Keep banging those rocks together. One day you’ll make fire.
The Rt Rev, Bishop of Bath & Wells said
My dear Parsnip Brown, what misfortune have you brought upon yourself and your congregation? Clearly, you have failed to understand the virtues charity and tolerance.
Fear not, divine assistance is at hand; I shall ask for prayers for your salvation this evening, in the hope that God Almighty may teach you the meaning of the acronym, **Rude UnChristian American Word**
Me said
Anyone for tea and tiffin?
Must rest from all the laughing.
EX_STAB said
Is this a WAH?
No doubt they think WAH is a **Rude UnChristian British Word**
British Mod Note: don’t be a silly muppet
Ivor Bollockoff said
Only if you are a girlie Xue
Jorrocks said
I think Pastor Tobin Maker might not be entirely serious…
Leyland Crusader said
Pesky Brits still here?
Must be a bummer when your chosen deity deserts you.
Cletus Macphee said
I pray that the Almighty shall chastise you Tobin for tempting these Godless Brits to our Holy Website.
Amused said
I have an American Baptist friend who would like me to point out that this Pastor and his friends represent the minority of “loonies” present in most religions. I’m sure that was evident from Pastor Busic’s post, though
Thanks, dude.
That said, let’s all point and laugh at someone who is so fantastically unreligious, historically inaccurate and simply hateful that only extreme delusions of adequacy can enable him to curse entire nations at his whim.
*Points and laughs*
British Mod Note: How rude
Jorrocks said
You howwible mean people.
How am I going to get any more work done today?
Pastor T Busic said
Have no fear my Brit friends. The Lord is all seeing and all knowing. Your selfless sacriface in the good war against fundamental Islam is well understood and received by He and the good American folk of these lands.
Moreover, seeing everything, He would also like to bring attention to Matthew, Chapter 7, verses 15 thru 23:
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. We shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire. Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them. Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
And to Matthew, ch. 24, vv. 4-11:
And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many. And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet. For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places. All these are the beginning of sorrows. Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name’s sake. And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another. And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
Amen.
Mr Angry said
You are right, the french are bad, but by Spongbob squarepants, they are nowhere near as bad and as appauling as you, you pathetic excuse for a religious man!
I dont know how you dare look at yourself in the mirror on a morning.
We should put all the idiots like you, all the imams who preach hate in the name of religion, all together and napalm the lot of you!!!
in the name of the chuckle brothers
British Mod Note: Crikey cry me a bleeding river. The day those frenchies are better than Good Christian Republican Americans who are right with God, is the day I give up my black pudding.
Albert Turn said
Pastor Busic,
Thank the Lord you have rallied against the wicked users of **Rude UnChristian British Word**! There is not a “right thinking and decent” person amongst them, to quote a Good man. Christ was a carpenter and I too am a physical man, a gardener, and I will be sure to think of you when I am once more ploughing up a muddy track – I try to take inspiration from all sources when I feel pushed back on.
I know as Christians we must reach out to all who fall by the wayside and I will reach around to those who use the ARRSE as I feel it is my duty to save their souls. I’d be interested in knowing how you feel about this and whether you would embrace those who use the **Rude UnChristian British Word**, your fellow man, in spite of their sins.
Yours,
Albert
British Mod Note: Clear off you bloody fairy
Me said
I’ll join you in pointing and laughing if you don’t mind
British Mod Note: Don’t mind at all. Would you like a cup of tea?
Captain_Fabulous said
“Pesky Brits still here?
Must be a bummer when your chosen deity deserts you.”
Stop eating all those “deserts” and you wouldn’t need to go on a diet-y.
(deliberately missspellt)
EX_STAB said
And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
I don’t think Tobin Maker will manage to deceive anyone with an IQ higher than a walnut.
British Mod Note: Just you with yours the size of a conker
Jorrocks said
Albert Turn, you made me laugh so hard I **Rude UnChristian British Word**.
British Mod Note: The correct term is “wind as in pass”
The Virgin Mary Gargles Manfat said
I really am having the most wonderfully tip-top time here! Why, I may even give the wife a quick seeing-to and take out the man-sevant for a spot of wog hunting!
Pastor, you really must come round for tea, I’m sure the children will be thrilled and it will really get them keen on scalping muslims.
The white feather will be most handy as I am fresh out of quills!!
Billy Bob Felcher said
Oh sweet LOrd
The pastor hath brought the wrath of DOG down upon this humble website
Hal Yeebutt said
Paster Tobin must will the award for the biggest t*sser on the entire blogoshere.
Not only that but his grasp of his country’s history is somewhat slack, he forgets that the US never declared war on Germany during WWII. It is the US that deserves the white feather as they only took on the world biggest despot as a result of Hitler declaring war on the US with the intention of the u-boats attacking shipping off the eastern sea-board
A kn0b-j0ckey of the first order
Ivor Bollockoff said
Your **Rude UnChristian British Word** is Forgot
QE1
Tommy Atkins said
Pastor..could it be your inane ramblings condemming homosexuals may stem to the amount of **Rude UnChristian British Word**? All in the name of ‘The Lord’ is that what your father used to say to you as you were biting on a bible? You and your followers of this site represent all that is evil and bigotted in this world.
You have made a serious mistake by putting down the men and women of the worlds most professional army and hence must pay the penalty.
British Mod Note: oooooooooh I’m scared
. I have but one thing to say to this. Bollocks
Satan said
Dear Pastor,
I must say old chap, the drivel that pours from your mouth is just as vile as that of any Islamic extremist. I’d say its a damn shame those people from Al Qieda didn’t manage to land an airplane on YOUR house. Are you bitter because Jesus did not allow the US to win the Vietnam war? (you did loose by the way!). Are you bitter because Jesus did not stop 9/11? Perhaps you were abused by your mommy? (I have heard that inbreeding causes such narrow minded opinions). I suggest you get your backside out to Iraq/Afghanistan and put your money where your mouth is, I wouldn’t want to think you are a coward now would I?
Lots of Love
Satan the homosexual
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Listen,
Do we come to your disgusting “Arrse” site and harrass you as you organize “play-dates” in the public lavatories of Hyde Park and Kensington Gardens? No! So why do you brits think you have a right to come here and persecute good, honest Christian folk who are only trying to get the right candidate elected to the Presidency in 2008?
Leave us alone! In Christ’s name, I demand you leave!
Mod Note: We are solidly behind you Pastor Tobin
Piespies said
So “The Father and the Son” are Unchristian words now?
Fine. Hail Mooby!
Shaitan said
You’re not in a position to demand anything you puny little Christian loser.
U Tw@ said
Hi I am back, did i miss anything?
Captain_Fabulous said
“Leave us alone! In Christ’s name, I demand you leave!”
Seeing as you put it that way….
You still haven’t answered my question as to why you believe U.S. Forces are in I-raq.
Vote Macgyver 2008!
Onya Backubitch said
I am a Russian Prostitute and I have this blog very offensive.
Mod Note: Try and find Christ dear.
Amen
Tommy Atkins said
We will plague you from now until eternity!
One day you will have your just deserts old chap.
When you are locked up for kiddie fiddling and will be introduced to big bubba who will stretch your hoop beyond recognition.
In the name Christiano Ronaldo
British Mod Note: I ‘ave never in all me life seen a more denser load of gits than you waddies
Me said
Pastor,
You are most welcome on **Rude UnChristian British Word**. If you want to help organise some “play-dates” feel free.
Oh by the way I don’t believe in any religion, god or diety. So I’m staying.
In the name of PG Tips
British said
Pastor, can you remember why the Whitehouse had to be painted white?
British Mod Note: Yes it was painted after the British (now Canadians) burnt it down.
Amazing Badger said
You’re welcome to join us in Hyde Park pastor, I’ve always like a ‘bear’. You’re more than welcome to make use of ARRSE if you’d like, you’ll find it a warm, welcoming place and we like to widen the circle of our friends.
General Melchett said
It’s always amusing to watch a **Rude UnChristian British Word** in progress.
Chin up Pastor!
And trousers down for a good old spanking.
Mod Note: The only thing worse than an American Sodomite…is a British one
Ha Ha Ha - you're 'aving a laugh said
Guys, having a battle of wits with some one who only has half of their armoury just isn’t on.
Anyway Tobing, me **Rude UnChristian British Word**, what are you doing the last week in October? Our village idiot is on leave for 2 weeks (deputising for GWB) and we need a stand in.
name not allowed said
I say old chap you seem to know the cottaging hotspots of old London town
Hope to see you there soon big boy
In the name of Graham Norton
Pastor Redcarin Theslowlane said
In the name of the Dad, the bairn and the spooky one I call upon all you spams to be smote from the face of this planet. The heretic Tobin needs to have something removed from his ARrSe and Erasmus the Kiddifiddler is the one to do it for him. I have never laughed so much since my granny caught her **UnChristian British Naughty Bit** in the mangle (whilst singing”There’ll always be an England” and waving her massive hairy fist at the Luftwaffe in 1940). Benjaminw1 – your one word reply (Shan’t) to Erarsemus had my flock rolling in amongst the pews here in the Church of the Poisoned Mind (with bingo every Friday). Tobin, before you witter on about how great your nation is, remember George Washington (founding father and all) – He was a Geordie (One of the hardest races in this Sceptered Isle as I’m sure all other Brits will agree), that is where the name for your poxed capital city came from (and yes that is hows to spell capital, centre, etc). If you are going to steal a language please do not bastardise it (see if that gets through)…….
In the names of Dora the Explorer and Boots (and not forgetting Diego)…
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
I have just received an email threat to inform some silly british newspaper of our website’s policy regarding british cowardice. Is this supposed to frighten us? I wasn’t aware british people looked beyond their “page three” filth photos of naked women while “reading” their morning paper over their rancid kippers..
What do these people hope to achieve?
British Mod Note: Well we haven’t achieved an awful lot since India so I am not expecting to be too put out by this lot.
EX_STAB said
It must be a HAE!
Tobin Maker is a perfect anagram of
I’m nob taker!
Told you so!
British Mod Note: If it is muppet, it sure took you lot of bints long enough, didn’t it?
Mr Angry said
No hang on guys, he has demanded, in god name, that we leave!!
shall we??
Mr Angry from Purley
lucifer said
I believe Pastor calls a bubba induces stretch as an “Unplanned Sexual Event”……….see website banner (Prison section)
Captain_Fabulous said
Leave us alone! In Christ’s name, I demand you leave!
Do you know what “Christ’s” name actually was since Christ wasn’t a name but a title from the Greek Christos meaning “anointed one”?
Mod Note: Well duh
Slobber Onmykockubitch said
I am a Serbian Prostitute and I would like to join my Russian colleague above in voicing my disgust with your site.
British Mod Note: Well good for you pet. Yours In Christ
Pastor T Busic said
Albert Turn,
May yee be Blessed for all your sufferings. I cannot bear myself to type the name of that blasphemous website, but hear me well and heed me true: a trip to specsavers would do you no harm.
Amen
British Mod Note: Oi Pastor Bucolic…give it a bleedin rest, will ya?
lucifer said
I believe Pastor calls a bubba induced stretch as an “Unplanned Sexual Event”……….see website banner (Prison section)
Sperminator (UK) said
‘Mod Note: We are solidly behind you Pastor Tobin’
I bet you like it when he backs up don’t you?
British Mod Note: dense denser and denser. Knobby git.
Jebus said
Hi Tobin, your mate JC here.
I’ve had a word with my dad, and he says the Brits ain’t going away for a while. He says he’s a bit miffed your so rascist, but thats what comes with inbreeding so he’ll let it slide. He also asked me to tell you that if you place anti-british comments on the internet, you have no room to argue when you get anti-american ones back.
He also said that the British in general actually like America – Its just your extremist neck of the woods that causes the problem.
In my own name,
Jebus
The Lords Might said
Pastor,
I agree with you entirely, I have been a long time viewer of your site and I cannot stand back and leave you whilst a group a British idiots degrade the word of Jesus.
You limeys really have gone a little too far, the USA can forgive your cowardice because we are stron, but we will not stand back whilst you take the Lords name in vain!
I noticed earlier the mentino of Alan Turing and his role in the war – Alan was a God Cursed limey faggot, and America alone succeeded in stealing the Enalga device from a German u-boat!
You make my blood boil, all of you!
In the name of Chris Langham!!!!
British Mod Note: I think you meant enigma
Uncle Sam's skidmarks said
Baby Jesus loves the burger eating invasion monkeys
Billy Bob Felcher said
I haven’t been smited yet (is that the right word)
Is there comms trouble on the astral plane Pastor?
Pastor Joke said
My brother Pastor,
You order use to leave a public place “in God’s name” because “all you are trying to do is get the right candidate elected to President in 2008″.
Well you “elected” an untrained chimp in 2000 and 2004. May the good Lord save us if you or your kind get your way in 2008 as well.
As a civvy, I can say that any one of the good folk of ARRSE have more physical and moral courage in their little fingers than you ever imagine in your tiny, bigotted, corrupted sad little mind
British Mod Note: Not so. Get thee hence. We rebuke thee in the name of the American Christian God…Not the weak pansied crippled British lout
Piespies said
Jesus saves!
Beckham scores from the rebound!
Mod Note: Yes but he plays here now. You lot couldn’t afford him. I would normally praise this but “football” is such a girl’s game, isn’t it?
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Help me, O LORD my God; Save me according to Thy lovingkindness. And let them know that this is Thy hand; Thou, LORD, hast done it. Let them curse, but do Thou bless; When they arise, they shall be ashamed, But Thy servant shall be glad. Let my accusers be clothed with dishonor, And let them cover themselves with their own shame as with a robe.
Amen.
Amazing Badger said
Jesus saves!
With the Woolwich.
Ha Ha Ha - you're 'aving a laugh said
How dare they, they deleted ” **Rude UnChristian British Word**” from my post.
tw@s
British Mod Note: Well it was a good one but we can’t be having that sort of nonsense here can we?
EX_STAB said
Is HAE septic for WAH?
British Mod Note: If you’re a simpering waddie it is
Amused said
You’re blessing us now, pastor? Yet your elaborate curses have yet to fade from our rather focused, ‘cowardly’ minds. Do not in one breath condemn us and in the next pray for us, it takes your hypocrisy to an all new level of point-and-laugh. It shall now be point-and-laugh-until-your-limey-tummy-hurts.
Also, shame doesn’t make a good robe. Chuck us a few fig leaves and we’ll go au naturale.
British Mod Note: I wouldn’t lad. Everyone knows the British male is lacking in the naughty bit department.
U Tw@ said
remember these words tobin maker
“never talk to the monkey when the orgin grinder is in the room”
i have a feeling you are about to get your leash rained in
Mod Note: Ok still waiting for that to happen
Pastor Redcarin Theslowlane said
Praise be to the lamb (and the yorkshire puddings)!! The scales have been removed from my eyes and I have seen the light, for the lord provided 10 bob for the leccy meter!!! **Rude UnChristian British Words**
Mod Note: Try to muster up some decorum sir.
name not allowed said
Just out of curiosity Pastor Turban Shaker, do you never get a bit disappointed that your god never actually manges to send a plague of frogs or something down on the terrible British?
Many of us have been waiting all afternoon for a bolt of lightening to make us see the error of our ways……
Mod Note: Yes we are praying now for the UnChristian river Thames to spring a blight of frogs and Welsh on you. Plus some unwashed Irish bogs
P Staygain said
Pastor Tobin,
do your posts use a random Bill-hooks generator or do you actually believe the total carp you espouse?
Clothed with [b]dishonour[/b] Note that you cannot even spell the language we gave to you **Rude UnChristian British Word**
British Mod Note: I think you’ll find that I am quite fluent in spelling in the daft British manner
name not allowed said
Hello Bubba
Can’t wait to meet you big boy.
Luv
TM
Pastorized said
Three things are certain in this life:
Death, Taxes and Human Stupidity. I guess as a loyal US Citizen you pay all relevant Federal, State and Local Taxes on time and in full. That’s one done. Human Stupidity. That’s two. Wanna go for the hat-trick?
name not allowed said
Oh by the way, how did you earn the title Pastor?
I got mine for service rendered to the bishop…..
Mod Note: And we all know you loved it
EX_STAB said
ARRSE got WAHed!
British Mod Note: Now don’t you feel like a bloody great bint?
name not allowed said
I must apologies to all you Brits. Christ has visited me and shown me the error of my ways. I now realize that it is wrong to hide behind religion in order to suppress my homosexual urges. In doing so I have managed to offend many people of greater stature than myself and I urge my flock not to follow in my example. **Rude UnChristian British Word** I invite all Brits to shower me with their love.
Amen
Pastor Oscar Wilde said
British mod note: “The day I give up my black pudding…”
Oh Yeah?
British Mod Note: You betcha
Jebus said
Tobin old chap, JC here again
Lay of the pies mate, the pearly gates are narrower than you think
In my name
Jebus
name not allowed said
And what about the fact that Jesus was Jew from the middle east?
Infact he was probably a Jewish Arab…….
Mustafa shiiite said
J Remington Lallsworth,
I say unto you that Pastor Tobin Maker being more of a loon than the current incumbent could actually get him elected…….
Bubba Ruttreamer said
Pastor…
Just to let you know I take 2 sugars in my tea and like my eggs sunnyside up.
My friend Paulie pastorblaster has also expressed and interest in rogering your hoop too, but I told him he can have you every other monday.
Love Bubba
Zac Smith said
You guys are hilarious! I didn’t realise that people in the civilised world still believed in this. I hope you are aware that the rest of the world laughs at you and your comedy god.
U Tw@ said
Mr cake pastor
Piespies said
Jesus loves you!
Everyone else thinks you’re a **Rude UnChristian British Incorrectly spelt Word**.
Amused said
Hm. It’s been a while since he last replied with his halfhearted prayer to save us. I guess Pastor T really does pity da fools.
Fudgepacker said
Dear Pastor
Me and the rest of the boys can’t wait to welcome you back to Hyde Park. Do you still have those charming love handles or have you been keeping yourself fit for us by working out in the gym!!!
You naughty boy
Captain_Fabulous said
And what about the fact that Jesus was Jew from the middle east?
Infact he was probably a Jewish Arab…….
That’ll get deleted as Unchristian lies, of course Jesus was a blonde haired blue eyed Caucasian of european descent and he was conceived “immaculately”…**Rude UnChristian British Word**!
Bugly said
Pastor
**Rude UnChristian British Words**
Love and snogs,
Bugly
Lord Nice but Dim Tim said
I say this God chap, is he a friend of Charlie
hamm said
Hi Cornish pasty **Rude UnChristian British Word**, Im back from my tea break now, must be Gods will to have me here!
In the name of Rebus
Bugly said
whoops, when I said “ottom” I of course meant “bottom”
Jesus saves, but rio scores off the rebound…
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Almighty God in heaven, we pray for every member of your Remnant People, both the found and the lost sheep of the house of Israel. Move upon us by your Holy Spirit. Cleanse us from every sin. Mold and shape us into mighty men of spiritual warfare who are capable of receiving your divine revelations. Give us the courage to use them wisely.
Help us to see the evil works of our enemies and to fearlessly declare them from the housetops. Instill within us fearless discipline to contain ourselves in spiritual warfare. Help us never to fall into the trap of personal motivation through our carnal flesh. We are nothing, without your almighty power.
We curse the insidious work of satan and his two-fold sons of hell. We call for your divine exposure of his evil conspiracies and deeds. Bring them down quickly dear God. Expose them for the entire world to see. Humiliate them in their shameful deeds. Pour your consuming fiery judgments upon them.
Amen.
Mod Note: Amen. Pastor, are these sodomites or Britsh soldiers? I’m a little confused. One and the same?
Travis said
Thank you for your kind words about our armed forces in Britain and your comments about Vietnam.
We would have been delighted to intervene in Vietnam, but the Viet Cong appeared to be doing perfectly well without us.
One thing that confuses me about you “beating back the communist enemy in Vietnam” – didn’t you all run away and pull out leaving South Vietnam to it’s fate?
Pastor Oscar Wilde said
British Mod: Have to admire your persistence.
British Mod Note: How kind of you. Would you like some crumpets and a cup of tea? YIC
My Left Nut said
For a group of people that don’t have a sense of humor, you God-bothering mongs can be pretty funny sometimes.
Doctor of Divinity- utter bollocks. Why not go all the way get a PhD in Fairyology? It makes about as much sense.
General Melchett said
The Pastor’s calling for air support again
hamm said
Oi, it wasnt an un Christian word so why did you delete it, it was a typo
Mod Note: I think the British mod just felt like it. He said and I quote “you lot are quite insufferable and he has gone for a wee lie down”
EX_STAB said
# EX_STAB Says:
August 21st, 2007 at 10:14 am
ARRSE got WAHed!
British Mod Note: Now don’t you feel like a bloody great bint?
Well not a bint exactly
We can take a joke though!
Mod Note: Praise Be
Not Brought Down Yet said
Alas, yours is a vengeful God! Etc etc, let’s all pretend we care in the slightest what imaginary punishments you threaten us with. Oi, you in the back, look like you care!
On another note, who’re Satan’s two-fold sons of hell? Blair and Bush? Or Bush and your presidential candidate?
Bubba Ruttreamer said
Dear Tobin..
Hope you don’t mind me using your first name, it’s just that you and I are going to become close friends very soon!
The maximum security block has been buzzing recently with the news of your impending arrival. Me and the good ole boys all love a guy with a bit of meat on him (more to hold onto!) My time spent in the prison kitchen has not been wasted (idle hands and all that) and I have been practicing my fisting technique on some of the chickens we prepare for dinner round here. But please don’t worry, preperation H is like currency here and I have put some away for you.
you are going to be real popular round here! xx
Love Bubba
hamm said
Yankees cant and wont censor post, they believe in freedom of speech and all that – thats is, as long as it is freedom of American speech.
Mod Note: Yes that about sums it up. Glory to God
King Henry V said
Cry MLAAAAR!!!! and let slip the mongs of war!!!!!
Mod Note: Were you the one with the hunchback or was that Henry III?
Billy-Biped said
[quote]Do we come to your disgusting “Arrse” site and harrass you as you organize “play-dates” in the public lavatories of Hyde Park and Kensington Gardens? No! So why do you brits think you have a right to come here and persecute good, honest Christian folk who are only trying to get the right candidate elected to the Presidency in 2008?[/quote]
You are more than welcome to visit ARRSE and talk to us about our country. After all, you made an open invitation to Brits by offering us a white feather. Speaking of sodomy, is Brokeback Mountain a British or American film? Just checking, you understand.
Good, honest Christian folk? Trying to get the right candidate elected? If you really want him elected, don’t for the sake of God, ally yourself to him in public, for the Lord will see what you do and smite him from the electoral register as a representative of foolhardy evil that might call itself worship of Jesus.
Tobin Maker, you are truly a man I would like to meet. Just for you, I would take up the Holy Book, bound in wood (ash), and smite the devils that occupy your sorry body from that place, repeatedly, hard, and yet harder still until I was sure (and God) that you were free of such bedevilment. Of course, you might be dead by the end, but at least your time in purgatory would be lessened (unless of course, you have paid the good church some money for ‘indulgences’.
For I fear that to tread further down this path of evil, upon which thy hath taken thyself can only lead to damnation. I under the guidance of our Heavenly Father, will treadeth lightly after the sinner, on the path to damnation, so as to smite the demons that ravage his weary soul, and forsooth, weaken further an already weakened mind. For thee, dear pastor, hath about thee the veil of the Lord, but it be not the veil granted by our Heavenly Father, but that which is taken as an embellishment with which to fool others who might seek His Blessings, whom, yet, unknowingly might be tempted by thy offerings as if from The Lord, whilst, in truth, they are temptations of the devil. Dost thou do these evil enticements knowingly? I fear so.
quiblet said
remember, you have the stupidiest president in the history of the us. a monket puppet. an embarassment (like you) to the american people. who has wronged this good world. may god forgive you both for going against all his ways.
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Dear Bubba
Thank you for those warm words of welcome. I’ve been warming up and lubing my ring piece daily in preparation for meeting you and the boys.
Do you have any of those horny British guys in your block? I just love them and their cute accents!!!!!
Luv
TM
Earl Duke of Ellingtom said
With a Wah Wah here
and a wah wah there
here a wah
there a wah
everywhere a wah wah
British Mod Note: I just love that song!
Pastor T Busic said
Pastor Tobin Maker, you said:
“Almighty God in heaven, we pray for every member of your Remnant People, both the found and the lost sheep of the house of Israel. Move upon us by your Holy Spirit. Cleanse us from every sin. Mold and shape us into mighty men of spiritual warfare who are capable of receiving your divine revelations. Give us the courage to use them wisely.
Help us to see the evil works of our enemies and to fearlessly declare them from the housetops. Instill within us fearless discipline to contain ourselves in spiritual warfare. Help us never to fall into the trap of personal motivation through our carnal flesh. We are nothing, without your almighty power.
We curse the insidious work of satan and his two-fold sons of hell. We call for your divine exposure of his evil conspiracies and deeds. Bring them down quickly dear God. Expose them for the entire world to see. Humiliate them in their shameful deeds. Pour your consuming fiery judgments upon them.”
Is it also true that your Uncle Skeeter thought he was the king of Belarus? It seems false claims to goodness and righteousness run in your family!
He can see the error of your ways Pastor. Think carefully before you proceed. Atone for your sins and repent.
Sir Billy Graham said
as ar
Bubba Ruttreamer said
My Darling Tobin!
It’s so good to hear from you again!
Always yours
Bubba. xx
Captain_Fabulous said
Tobin are you going to answer or are you too busy moderating the posts? Come on son join in the discussion
Hillary for president!
Mod Note: I don’t think he is moderatoring this morning.
The Dud said
Dear me, a more complete collection of ignorants, fools and slathering racist delusionals have I never seen (and while some of ARRSE will take that as a compliment…I am referring to these Godbothering Baptists…sorry chaps!) Words defeat me…and there’s far too much absurdity being said to respond to…I mean, calling on the Archangels to remove the deadly Satanic Brit threat…it’s tragic. Secondly, Britmod…are you in fact a Brit…I think not…given your misuse of our slang, and also the use of “bleeding” last seen in action shortly before some nasty Jerries came to bomb London (ex. Oh bleeding hell here come those blasted Jerries!) I may well be wrong however, in which case, i direct you to Lord Haw-haw, John Amery and others…lots of love
The Dud (part Indian, part Black, disabled, homosexual, child rapist. I also like to defecate in churches.)
British Mod Note: Born and Raised in Aberdeen. I hardly think I have misused the slang.
Bubba Ruttreamer said
Oh tobin woe is me!
My letter to you has been censored by the mean men of the prison.
I only wished to describe the fun we shall share on those long nights together enteined in each others arms! reciting love poetry to one another…
Your love
bubba
Rob said
Maybe if us Brits hadn’t had to have bailed you out of the mess you created in Afghanistan, we wouldn’t be as thinly spread in iraq, consider that.
Paster Pasty said
Thought I’d just drop in with all this talk of pastys but I seem to have misunderstood. I thing piespies is confusing me.
Anyway from a real Brit MOD-confused? It must be a wah. Nobdody’s that silly.
Praise be to Gingsters
British Mod Note: Well these lot seem rather daft.
Captain_Fabulous said
Mod Note: I don’t think he is moderatoring this morning
Where is he then?
Mod Note: Above you I think
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Heavenly Father,
Grant Britain no mercy. “For her sins have reached unto heaven, and God hath remembered her iniquities.6 Reward her even as she rewarded you, and double unto her double according to her works: in the cup which she hath filled, fill to her double” Revelation 18:5-8 KJV: We pray in the name of Jesus Christ our Lord and Redeemer. Amen.
British Mod Note: Here he is *points*
Some people were looking for you Pastor
The Dud said
Raping his children…oh wait, it’s not rape any more, it’s an Unplanned Sexual Act…thing is. if I plan to rape my brother, does that mean it’s rape again?
Confused of Dudlington
Cal Naughton Jr said
I like to think of Jesus as a mischevious badger
Captain_Fabulous said
He’s back, unfortunately he’s still having a quick pray, but apart from that some good points well made
The Dud said
Hang on, grant no mercy? Grant no mercy? Dear me, that’s not very nice, after all, Christ only came to save sinners, so are you saying no mercy at all? None? Not a drop? Because if we’re looking at sinners, you’d better have a look in the mirror! Also, I’m sure this has been pointed out, but Baptists split from the Church a few hundred years ago, and their beliefs bear very little resemblance to original Christianity!
lots of gay, liberal love
Dud
Pastor burnleybootboy said
Dear Pastor Toby Jugg
Are you a Nazi ?It feels to me that you are the same tendencies! What about all the priests in america fondling kiddies?I be tyou were one of them prick! You have no idea of God,compassion or common sense. Didn’t a Famous diety once say” Oi warren isn’t there something in the bible saying I will not suck off rent boys” Think this might be very apt here.
Mod Note: Baptists don’t have those Catholic urges. Praise God
Earl Duke of Ellington said
Aberdeen, really? which bit, I’ve got a mate in Aberdeen, he’s from Halifax originally, his dad worked for the forestry and so they moved up there. he had to get the accent
“hae ye deen Ieeen” for example or he would be soundly thrashed by the locals.
British Mod: Danestone
I spent a lot of time at 81 South Clive Street in Grangetown, Cardiff (mum was Welsh but passed on now) and then in the military barracks in Chichester where I was in the Royal Engineers. Have been to Cyprus and Duesseldorf to name just a few places I have been stationed.
HM Queen Elizabeth II said
Dear Pastor Maker
We were most distressed this afternoon when your inane ramblings were drawn to our attention. Please do all of us a favour and start taking the tablets again or we will not be able to invite you to the garden party at Buckingham Palace again this year. It would be a shame we all remember how much you enjoyed the footmen last year.
Yours sincerely
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
Mod Note: David Icke says you’re a shape shifting lizard from outer space.
Not Brought Down Yet said
“Baptists don’t have those Catholic urges”. No, Baptists have homosexual ones, judging by your Damned To Hell page, right? That nice guy who seemed like a good Baptist with the same insane beliefs as you (i.e. probably not much of a Baptist at all, considering the horror other Baptists have expressed at your “beliefs”) turned out to be gay, didn’t he?
I find that very revealing, myself.
Mod Note: Do you?
Billy-Biped said
For her sins have reached heaven? Who do you think you are, to suppose that you can interpret the intent of God! Such hubris will surely land you in deep **UnChristian Word Removed** you ignorant, ranting, raving, drooling fool.
If God is almighty, and sees all we do, and controls the universe, and answers prayers, what do you think you are doing? Has He nominated you as His personal valet, or speaker?
Judaism, Zoroastrian, Buddhism, Papal Christianity were around a loooooong time before this fakery that is Baptism came about. Christ was a Jew! Why do you worship a Jew as the son of God, and yet don’t call yourself a Jew?!?!?!
If Judaism was good enough for Jesus, why not you?
Mod Note: I corrected some of the spelling. Didn’t want you to look totally stupid
Earl Duke of Ellington said
I knew poor old Ickeeys kids, two very very embarressed children
Mod Note: Both the British mod and I can imagine *sigh*
Billy-Biped said
Christ was nailed to the cross wearing a crown of thorns – you with me so far.
He was given that crown of thorns by the Romans, who mockingly called him “The King of . . . . ” w a i t f o r it!!! “The Jews”.
Not King of the Baptists you will note, not king of the Christians either, or Muslims, or Papists.
Discuss
Mod Note: I’m sure Christ meant the King of Baptists. Was that it, then?
Dixon , Herts, UK said
Hi Tobin
Why have you got a set of cross hairs aiming for Jesus on your title page ?
best wishes from sunny Britain
Dixon
Mod Note: Probably the coolest Christian picture we could find at the time.
Billy-Biped said
“British Mod: Danestone
I spent a lot of time at 81 South Clive Street in Grangetown, Cardiff (mum was Welsh but passed on now) and then in the military barracks in Chichester where I was in the Royal Engineers. Have been to Cyprus and Duesseldorf to name just a few places I have been stationed.”
I’d just like to correct u on s of YOUR spelling too. CYPRUS, NOT Cypress, and DUSSELDORF, not Duesseldorf.
.
British Mod Note: Well trying to keep up with you lot has its drawbacks
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Lord Jesus, in Your Holy Name, I bind all evil spirits of the air, water, ground, underground, and netherworld. I further bind, in Jesus’ Name, any and all emissaries of the satanic headquarters and claim the Precious Blood of Jesus on the air, atmosphere, water, ground and their fruits around us, the underground and the netherworld below.
Amen.
Mike Hunt said
Hi Mr Pasty, my daddy is out in Afgh, afhg, afginas, some hot place at the moment and he is doing a really good job of shooting ragheads because he sayz yous lot cudant fite for all the rice in Vietnam, or Korea, or Somalia, or any ova placis you tried to fite the locals. He sayz if you’d like to join him you are more than welcum, if not he might cum and visit you in america when he takes me to see all the ova mickey mouses ova there. goodbye, little mikey xx
Jorrocks said
Billy, drop it.
You can’t hang him for his spelling. Can you?
Besides it IS “Duesseldorf”. The U has an umlaut (written as an “e” in the absence of the correct ASCII symbol.
This has been blown as a *unChristian words removed*.
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Thank the Lord. Those british sodomites seem to have given up. More proof that Jesus answers the prayers of TRUE Christians. Now we can return to our task of getting Sam Brownback into the White House.
Praise!
British Mod: Praise Be
American Republican Christian Mod: Praise the Lord
J-W said
The Pastor’s air support has arrived, I’m covered in Locusts.
Billy-Biped said
Okee dokee. That’s a shame. But fun whilst it lasted. And, good sir, I stand corrected on the umlaut thingy.
British Mod: Not at all. Don’t forget your wellies, it’s probably raining.
Seymour butts said
Wow to you, oh earth and sea, for the devil sends the beast with wrath, for he knows that time is short. Let him who hath understanding, reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty six.
Mr pasty, the last 3 of my service number is 666 – what do you reckon to that you looney?
A serving British Airman
In the name of Bruce Dickinson.
British Mod: You like the number “6″?
Jorrocks said
Ah c’mon moderator. Do you want this to run a bit longer yet?
You deleted it the first time I wrote it as well higher up. That’s just mean.
**UnChristian Word Removed** was called ages ago.
British Mod: Yes it was but some are still not quite understanding how close you are to a state of Godliness right now.
Jorrocks said
Good point well made guvnor.
Toodle pip.
British Mod: Bless you and if I may add a small prayer *Oh Almighty God of the Christian Nation of America…bless this former druid pagan type and keep him safe and everything. Amen*
Yours In Christ
Sheep. said
Hey what happened to my post?? I was extolling the virtues of the Lord and then poof! Must have been moderated by a welshman… You can’t trust those inbred sheep-worriers
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British Mod: The Welsh are misunderstood. It’s the Irish that concern me and rightfully so.
J Remington Lallsworth III said
Hmm, typical of the air support the septics send, I’m fine but my mate has been smote with a plague of locusts and been commanded to leave this website.
Jorrocks said
Heh.
Amen Brother!
In Christ.
British Mod:
Cleetus McBillybob said
Good grief Pastor Tobin….
Methinks daddy held you underwater for a little too long when you were baptised…
Sorry i couldn’t get here sooner, the plagues of demons, waves of curses and stuff streaming out of my internet connection did prevent me from contacting you sooner. And I had a hell of a time driving to work today through all the fire and brimstone.
Oh and for the record… its not called “U.S.E” Round our way we call it “Suprise Sex”.
Love and Cuddles xxx
Lord Effingham of Fookem Hall said
I say chaps, this Pastor Kidneys or Pastor Bake, is not playing cricket with a straight bat, what !! I do take offence by the comments he made about us, but what does one expect from a Redneck Bible basher who invites the choirboys back to his house for special instruction !!!!!!!
I do hope one day that the said chap, Pastor Sellbydate, make the trip accross the pond to good old Blighty. I for one would invite him to Fookem Hall for a days shooting in the grounds. I would give him a head start of around 20 seconds. Only sporting don’t cha know !!!!
Toodle Pip you foreign faggot
Regards
Lord Effingham of **Unlikely British Shire**wit
Cleetus McBillybob said
Oh…and I just wanted to see if this works…..
Dear Pastor.
Unlike many americans I know you are without doubt the biggest c**t I have ever had the displeasure to see on the Internet…
(Did the “Unchristian Word removed” thing work?)
Nope but the moderation got you and only you and me can see you post soooo if you want to post keep it clean
Cleetus McBillybob said
That’ll be a no then! Dammit!!!
Mod Note: Yes that would be a no.
Seymour butts said
Hey, ARRSE members, E-goat are with you now, surely **UnChristian Word Removed**??
vampireuk said
So this jesus bloke, he **UnChristian Word Removed**?
vampireuk said
I think this should become the ARRSE sub forum.
Mod Note: Well others have tried.
Cleetus McBillybob said
Aww Im sorry for using norty words moderator!
So come on…own up! This has got to be a **haw**!!!
Oh and for the record, Im sueing this site for the cost of a new computer keyboard..have just spat my coffee out all over it after reading some of the posts!
British Mod Note: That is surely the fire of God’s love pouring into you. Praise be! Another saved. Yours in Christ!
All Evil Spirits said
Oi, Pastor Tobin,
You can’t have the air, water, ground, underground and netherworld because they are ours.
So poke it fat boy.
Mod Note: You will be poked soon by Satan.
Jimbojetset said
I suspect that Mr Brownback has some issues about himself that need adressing. For a man of faith you have a lot of hate. Did your mother not cuddle you?
I imagine your belief that the USA is here to save us all is based on a narrow point of view, have your ever actually been anywhere outside of the USA?
Seymour butts said
Eh up all and one, we might as well chat on here now and use god’s bandwidth instead of our own, eh??
In the name of Jimi Hendrix, amen
Mod Note: We welcome all who would be saved.
Are you saved Brother Butts?
Pastor Brokeback said
The clue’s in the name.
Lord Effingham of Fookem Hall said
I say, in my last message, they deleted where I am proud to live and replaced it with UNLIKLEY BRITISH SHIRE !!!
To say the least, one is somewhat peeved, and I will have you know the Fookem Hall is very near to the village of Fookwit by the Sea, which is well known for the idylic beauty spot of Fircombe in the Valley.
Regards
Lord Effingham
Mod Note: It was probably the Irish mod who is constantly fighting with the British mod. I fear you were befouled by Irish chicanery
Cleetus McBillybob said
Jolly Super Idea Seymour!
Lets spread the good word to all other evil forums that they may join with us in our merciless “poking fun at the burger-munching salad dodging racist”.
Freedom of Speech is great!
Mod Note: And here I thought you were saved.
WhoDat said
Dear Micheal (Mike) Hunt,
Interesting name you were given, clearly your parents were very clever and quite the wordsmiths, oh… and terribly original.
Cleetus McBillybob said
Jolly good idea Seymour! Lets spread the good word to all other evil forums that they may join with us in our merciless “poking fun at the burger-munching salad dodging racist”.
Freedom of Speech is great!
Seymour butts said
**UnChristian Word Removed** brothers, the church of e-goat is praying with you.
In the name of Dave Gilmour from Pink Floyd (and all the fit looking backing singers) Oh praise be!!!!!!!
Mustafa shiiite said
Lord Effingham , before you can take this bounder along to a shooting party he has to survive the duel. While I’d hate to spoil your fun, I’m really not too keen on him surviving mine.
Hope you don’t mind old chap..
by the power of Greyskull.
Sheep. said
I’m with you Cleetus!
Well, as long as you’re not welsh, bad memories you see…
Mod Note: I have known many taffys that were very kind to their sheep.
Cleetus McBillybob said
Mustafa, Should you need a second, I will be more than happy to attend!
Although if its my responsability to move the body, I’ll need to look at getting a DROPS to the event…At little fore-warning would be appreciated.
Ta!
P Staygain said
I’m so glad the septics have a First Amendment. It enables them to show their idiocy in it’s full glory. Or should that be “Old Glory”
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
EX_STAB said
# vampireuk Says:
August 21st, 2007 at 11:34 am
I think this should become the ARRSE sub forum.
Mod Note: Well others have tried.
I think it has!
Seymour butts said
Whodatsays – thankyou very much, it took me all day to think it up whilst dodging mortars in Iraq. Probably cos we haven’t got the spams to help us out. Hang on, it’s probably them who are shelling us!!
Tourettes said
Hail Fellow Goaters & Arrsers,
I hope we can conspire to cause pastor pumkin to have a nervous breakdown, all we need now is the matelots to join in the fun.
All hail in the name of Ozzy
Sir Billy Graham said
Mr Tobin,
You have most likely gathered your recent comments have upset one or two people.
Please note most of us speak with the voice we have earned “stood post and protected our brothers in arms” (in many a conflict with and without your brethren) you can clearly see we did and do not fight for religion but for the people on the street (regardless of race creed or colour) I think I speak for some but not all, you have seriously lost the plot in life. What gives you the right to stand and abuse a country you appear to know little about?
I am proud to be British and proud to defend and protect a country with free speech for all, these words I speak myself ( I don’t use a good book or reference manual ) this is me this is who I am.
Now if your not getting the round “i suggest you Fog off”
Bustybabe said
Oh dear oh dear oh dear!!!
What have we got here?
My dear Pastor Tobin, you had no problem with the British when I was on my knees praying to your manhood a few months ago!! Nor when you bent me over the pews to show me heaven!
Are you jealous my dear that I said the Britishboys were better!!
Rikster said
Absolutely top notch stuff! Haven’t had the chance to wee my britches like that in ages! I now of course realise the terrible error of my and my countries ways! I shall be applying for American citizenship, just as soon as my castration and brain removal appointment comes up. keep up the good work Pastor with comments like those people can really see what an educated and forward thinking humanist you really are!
Gotta love the Yanks…………
Rikster
Mod Note: And the British mod
Connie Mack said
Pastor Maker, you opened up a sack of alley cats didn’t you? Funny how these British people get all worked up over when you expose them yellow bellied cowards but they can’t offer one rational reason for pulling out of Iraq. Look like once again the US superpower will have to be the ones to get the mission accomplished. Isn’t that always the case?
Mod Note: Bless me Dear Woman! You always hit the nail on the head. Your good Godly wisdom inspires us all.
Jimbojetset said
Another quick point on this. While sending the British a white feather, could you let us know where you have put yours? While British, Canadian, Dutch, French troops are fighting and being killed alongside American troops where were you exactly? I suspect like many of your ilk you talk a good game but have no inclination of being part of it.
Mod Note: I was always ducking friendly fire.
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Dear Heavenly Father, we come unto you with a grieving spirit. Our slavery to the systems of Babylon has become unbearable. We cry out unto you for mercy and judgment. Have mercy upon your people dear God but bring fiery judgment upon your British enemies.
Surely, oh Lord, your British enemies are our enemies. We are oppressed and tormented by their evil deeds. They find great pleasure in our anguish and suffering. They cry out in hideous mockery and laughter over our dilemma. “Where is your god now, you sons of God?” they say.
Albert Turn said
“Mod Note: I have known many taffys that were very kind to their sheep.”
Is that “known” in the Biblical sense?
I am shocked!
Mod Note: Of course not.
Hornepils said
Sorry Connie Mack …
I can see that you’ve formed some rudamentary sentences in an attempt to say something that makes sense in English….but Im afraid its still just coming out as b*ll*cks.
Love and Hugs…. Hornepils (aka Cleetus McBillyBob)
Connie Mack said
Amen Pastor Maker. Let God deal with those rotten toothed pansies! If they can’t even brush their own teeth how can they be expected to help win a war?
Roverboy said
Hi Tourettes!!! fancy a trip to see Mr Pasty? I’m sure he’ll be more than happy to meet us. I could go to his shirt with my SLAYER tee-shirt on!!
In the name of Kerry King (who also played on the Beasty boy albums) – amen.
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Connie,
It’s sad isn’t it? The British possess not an ounce of rationality. I guess we should have realized that from the moment Charles Darwin’s book of lies became a best seller there.
Mod Note: They’ve also got an ugly queen too.
Bustybabe said
Oh connie darling!
Not you too!!
Please don’t say your love of all things British has gone too!!
And you so enjoyed **UnChristian Word Removed** the Brit boys!!
Roverboy said
Oh b@gger, I meant to say “church” instead of shirt. It must be the devil that made me do it.
In the name of Marilyn Manson, praise be!!!!
Connie Mack said
Sorry Hornpile, but you’re nothing but a pile of steaming hot poop in my book.
P Staygain said
Is Connie Mack for real or another of “the strange”? Calling us “rotten teeth pansies” is a little un-Christian isn’t it?
I would have thought their imaginary friend would smite them down for this. Perhaps Allah is the only true God after all and this lot are a load of imposters
Sheep. said
Pastor Salt.
We may not possess an ounce of rationality as you put it, but we are the undisputed masters of sarcasm, irony, and urine-extracting. You insult us with wild generalisations, and you get flamed in return.
Ain’t karma a bitch
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Hornepils said
Ah Hello Mr Pastor Maker!
Pleasure to meet you! Care for some Tea and Scones?
They’re 50% reduced evil! Go on..be a devil
Mod Note: I really miss scones with the golliwog jam. Black currant was my favourite.
Connie Mack said
Crustybabe, Sorry hon but you have me confused with somebody else. I am happily married to one man and unlike you foreign gals I don’t spread my legs for every man that walks by.
Helen Bock said
It’s great to hear the Brits are going to help out in Afghanistan given their sterling performance there in the 19th Century.
The Compton Vasey Echo said
Dear Pastor,
Congratulations.You are now the most famous american baptist minister in the United Kingdom. You are unique ! The British love you !
Although we are a “local” paper for “local” people we feel sure that our readership would give you a warm Compton Vasey welcome
Love,
Tibs XXX
Jorrocks said
Good Lord!
Still going.
Ok moderator, I admit you may have been right.
Mod Note: Indeed. Satan has loosed his imps on us this morning. But you were saved and I’m chuffed about that. You were the first. Remember that when the others get saved too.
Sir Billy Graham said
Muzz Connie your a brave person with those words, i see you talk behind (approx 6,000 miles behind) the tropps you have in Iraqastan. Note: most of the people on this debat have served in Iraq and other such places defending your right to free speech, its not wise to bite the hand that feeds you.. we dont mock your military we work with them in the past present and possibly the future. so unless you really have something valid to contribute would it not be wiser to get back to the dishes and babies
P Staygain said
“I don’t spread my legs for every man that walks by”. No, but I bet you turn **UnChristian Word Removed**
Captain_Fabulous said
“Pastor Maker, you opened up a sack of alley cats didn’t you? Funny how these British people get all worked up over when you expose them yellow bellied cowards but they can’t offer one rational reason for pulling out of Iraq. Look like once again the US superpower will have to be the ones to get the mission accomplished. Isn’t that always the case?”
Mission accomplished???? What was your mission in Iraq, to bring it to the brink of civil war through mismanagement, poor leadership and ignorance? Look Connie, if I’m wrong then set the record straight because Tobin doesn’t seem to want to, all he does is pray at me. Hopefully you will argue the case and maybe convince us all. Don’t be shy!
762baynet said
Connie Mack, You have missed the point, most cannot see a good reason why either of our nations should STAY in Iraq. Their future and security lies in their own hands, not ours.
If you were worried about WMDs then you should not have given them to Saddam in the first place!
Hornepils said
I have not laughed this much in years!!
Connie…. THANKYOU!!! Your attempt at an insult was nothing short of genius!
If you weren’t such a **UnChristian Word Removed** I’d kiss you!
Mod Note: Don’t be a grotty little wank.
Bravo_Bravo said
You lot turned up late for the 1914-1918 war, you turned up late for the 1939-45 war and you speak English.
I know you have freedom of speech, but it does help to talk sense dear boy.
Connie Mack said
Pastor Maker, make you wonder why the good Lord doesn’t just sent a plague of diseased rats on these foreign harlots, turncoats, and wanks. The world would be a better place with about half of them already in Hell where they belong.
I plead the blood of Jesus on this blog to protect us against the evilness brought here by these mindless British peoeple.
Captain_Fabulous said
IN THE NAME OF JESUS, CONNIE, TOBIN, OR ANYONE WHAT IS YOUR OPINION AS TO WHY WE ARE IN IRAQ? I’M NOT GOING TO BE UNREASONABLE JUST WANT TO DISCUSS!
Bravo_Bravo said
Oh yeah, you lot elected Arnie as Governator. Still have a sense of humour. Sorry, humor.
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Pure envy is what drives this display of British hatred for good Christian Americans.
I only hope no American children happen upon our site today. I would not want them exposed to this tea-stained bile.
In Christ’s Name.
Hornepils said
OOOhhhhhh Mod!!! Connie said a naughty Word!!!
Captain_Fabulous said
Why are we in Iraq then…
Captain_Fabulous said
Tobin & Connie, what is the U.S. mission in Iraq?
SORRY CJ said
I can now understand why the people of the world hate the Septics.
Connie Mack said
I’ll tell you what my opinion is, we are in a war against the axis of evil over there in Iraq and you sorry Brits took off running when things got tough. Now that is the facts.
Bravo_Bravo said
I bet you have never taken up arms in the defense of the US. You are just a Bravemouth whining behind a keyboard.
If you think the British are cowards for possibly getting out of Iraq – two questions.
1. Do you really think Uncle Sam is going to stay there forever?
2. Why don’t you enlist, get your arrse over there and fight for these freedoms?
Captain_Fabulous said
Thank god finally. Right what do you mean when you say “axis of evil”, is that just some presidential sound bite or what? Enlighten me.
Bravo_Bravo said
Connie – its not “fact”, love, we are still over there.
Do you have a passport?
vampireuk said
The only time we run is whenever you wankers call in some air support. Connie are you fat enough to be a naafi bird?
Pastor Redcarin Theslowlane said
Connie, you say that you don’t open your legs for every man, does this mean you do it for women?? If so, then I have also been known to visit the great island of Lesbania and wouldn’t mind “baptising” you over the face (It’s the picture of AntheaTurner that does it for me)!!
Mod (Brit or otherwise) – Cracking job fella…laugh? I nearly bummed a fag (borrowed a cigarette)!!!!!! I believe I have been saved and look forward to ameeting of our two faiths in the Church of Our Lady Virgin On the Ridiculous or failing that can you please arrange to write a letter to my niece (who has been reading this for ages and is interested in your doctrines), her details are Miss Katie Lykes, The Cockwell Inn, Tillet, Herts.
P Staygain said
Connie,
The best way of protecting this blog is not to talk such absolute bollox. It only drew fire because of it’s puerile and offensive views
The sad thing is that there are so many of you literalist morons out there. One of them lives on Pennsylvania Avenue
Ben Dover said
So, I’ve been wondering, Senator Brownback: is that his name or a description of his favorite pass-time?
Bustybabe said
Lets face it Connie you and ThePastor over here know nothing abot what is going on inIraq……just what you have beentold by your politicians who are all a load of lying sleezebags!
If you really want to know whats happening take a look for yourselves! Go outthere and watchthe men and women of all nations dying!
Tell me……….have you last someone out there? Because I know as sure as white is white that lots of these fellas have! Be it family, friends or colleagues!
And just remember Connie my dear its been your American soldiers that have killed them at times!! So please remember we have had ourlosses over the years! And againas other have said! If we were n’t spread so thin by supposting you in Afghanistan too then maybe we wouldn’t have to pull some of our troops out!
Mustafa shiiite said
Dear Connie Mack, there is no need to lower yourself any further, the gutter is low enough my dear.
“Connie Mack Says:
August 21st, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Pastor Maker, make you wonder why the good Lord doesn’t just sent a plague of diseased rats on these foreign harlots, turncoats, and wanks. The world would be a better place with about half of them already in Hell where they belong.
I plead the blood of Jesus on this blog to protect us against the evilness brought here by these mindless British peoeple.”
I’d also appreciate it if you went back to school and learned (American) English.
Sir Billy Graham said
Muzz Connie Mack
please define “axis of evil”, your experinece (not words of others or reference to the good book) what is evil.
Connie Mack said
Let me tell you something, Bravo, I am the mother of 3 girls and if need be I would go to Iraq and shoot every single terrorist that I could right between the eyes. My brothers, cousins, and nephews are all in the military and they are proud to be supporting our President and this country during a time when there are axis of evil waiting to attack us. If not for them you wouldn’t have the freedom to sit behind your computer on your big butt and speak ill of America, God, and George W, Bush. Go to hell where you belong you terrorist lover.
Bravo_Bravo said
are there any… SQUADDIES here???
Ben Dover said
I don’t know, but I’m after some A R R S E fun, if anyone’s up for it *fnarfnar*
FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE said
The only axis of evil sits over the atantic . THE USA and moronic views sutch as ae portrayed here.
Sir Billy Graham said
Sir I am a retired Squaddie
British Mod: me too. Royal Engineers
Pastor Redcarin Theslowlane said
Kin Loads of them mate who ain’t biting
Bravo_Bravo said
Connie, where have I spoken ill of America, GWB or God? Are you drunk, woman?
If it was not for us getting rid of our dullards, who we let form a Nation in 1776, YOU would not have the freedom to talk ENGLISH. Now, I’ve worked with the American Army – have you? C Coy 1/152 Inf, to be precise – now how do you feel?
Hornepils said
Bravo Bravo!! What a thing to suggest! Squaddies? Here?
Connie Mack.. if it wasnt for an Englishman, you wouldn’t have an Internet to spout b*ll*cks on all day!
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
I am sick and tired of explaining that I would have gladly served in Vietnam in 1968-72, but Jesus called me to bible college. I wept with sadness the day I received my deferment, but the Lord knew I should fight the the war of faith and ideas on the home front.
In Christ’s name.
Bustybabe said
How dare you!!!
Do you think I have not family and friends out there too?
Please remember miss Connie were your heritage lays!
I an sure as heck you are not a native american!
You can bet your Backside that every one of the British troops outthere isproud to serve his and her country! And if youthin kanything else thenyou are a disgrace to yours and to those who you say are your family in the miltary!
Mustafa shiiite said
MODS, how come you and Connie cockweasle are allowed to say “wank” and we are not.. Double standards in a religious community? we’ve never heard of that sort of thing before have we now?
British Mod: Well I’m British and it slips out occasionally. Sister Gaines Crockett and Connie have been trying to cure me of my Britishness. The prob you see is compounded by my being a Scot. They feel it is making me dafter than my normally better educated Anglo Saxon neighbours.
Jap Si said
oops, wrong portal.
Captain_Fabulous said
What terrorists were in Iraq at the time of invasion? Probable none since Al Qaeda was banned from Iraq by Saddam because Al qaeda veiwed Iraq as too secular. Bin Laden even offered to help us during the first Gulf war to get Saddam out. Al Qaeda were not therefore based in Iraq. They were however all over Saudi. So, I ask again , what is the U.S. mission in Iraq?
Jap Si said
Connie, do you know how to keep an idiot in suspence?
Mod Note: Are you waiting for an answer? Were you suspenseful in your waiting?
veryshocked said
Pastor Maker, remember the Commandment THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THR LORD IN VAIN?
Why do you repeatedly break the Commandments?
And why do you use Christ’s name to propogate your own hatred for liberals and homosexuals? Thou dost protest too much…
Ben Dover said
Pastor Maker – you’re a kitchen appliance?
And having something in common with Bill Clinton – how shameful for you!
Connie Mack said
LOL! It’s clear as a bell who knows what around here just by the stupid things coming out of your rotten mouths. I wish I had ever nickle I spent in your God foraaken, nasty country last summer back so I could donate it to the Red Cross. I wouldn’t go back to London again if you paid me to. The food was horrible, the streets were filthy, and I didn’t see a single person who looked like they owned a toothbrush, much less dental floss. The whole lot of you can go to hell where you belong.
I have a hair appointment that I’m going to be late for if I spend one more seond wasted here on a bunch of foreign trash. Praying for ya, Pastor Maker and Helen.
Hornepils said
Oooooh. Pastor Maker is a Dodger!
Cried that you didn’t get called up? I nearly P*ssed myself.
In the name of Fred Dineage, Edd the Duck and Jonny Ball.
Amen.
Mod Note: The British mod told me dodger is a naughty word. Cease and desist calling our Pastor a penis.
Thank you
Leader of the Traffic Lights said
Hey sailor Tobin Pastor you must be a rich cause you is so fat, are you one of those pastors that will take me to the dark room and touch me in dark places?? I have not had a laugh like this well since well when I was naked and thinking of you
Bustybabe said
Connie thats it!! When someone asks you a question about the real issues here you go off running to have your hair done!! Nice one!! Just goes to show who the real coward around here is!! And its NOT the british!
Sir Billy Graham said
Muzz Mack you have yet to define “axis of evil”
again you may not refer to any notes, the good book or confer with a friend
Mod Note: The English Irish and Welsh=axis of evil
Pastor penis said
Mod Note: The British mod told me dodger is a naughty word. Cease and desist calling our Pastor a penis.
Thank you
Your pastor is a **UnChristian Word Removed**
Mod Note: Know that one too. I used to know a poem…my friend billy had a ten foot….but i forget the rest
Hornepils said
Come back Connie!!! I’ve found some Colgate, I’ll get to cleaning my teeth as just as soon as i pull **UnChristian words Removed**
Leader of the Traffic Lights said
Hey Big Tobin I am waiting oh go on I am soooooooo look forward to being interfered with, just remember you can take my freedom BUT you can’t **UnChristian words Removed**
veryshocked said
The real terrorists in Iraq are Bush’s troops that kill innocent civilians, rape minor girls and wipe out entire communities.
Impeach the WAR CRIMINAL George Bush and his minions.
And while you are at it, commute the life sentence for Steve Green, Paul Cortez, James Baker, Jesse Spielman, and Bryant Howard to death by electric chair. Before they sit on the chair, though, their nether regions should be castrated.
How many pints? said
So lads how many pints before you would bend **UnChristian words Removed**?
Mod Note: Well considering you are all sissy sodomites…I expect quite a few.
Hornepils said
Mod..you have an excellent sense of humour! Thanks for the laughs mate..I’ll be around for more tomorrow!
In the name of Fred Dineage, Edd the Duck, Jonny Ball and Thundercats.
Amen.
British Mod: Yours In Christ
Praise Be…another Saved 
Ronald MacDonald ( honest ) said
would you like fries with that?
Jeremy Thorpe said
Pastor, I can only urge you to turn the other cheek and heed the advice of the good Albert Turn.
Only when you have the whole world in your hand can you pull off your goal.
Face your foe man to man, kneel and pray for strength, allow the goodness to flow over you and you will be cleansed.
Never forget – vade retro Satana – Get Thee Behind Me Satan!
Leader of the Traffic Lights said
I say half a shandy and 2 packets of pork scratchings?
Sheep. said
“I have a hair appointment that I’m going to be late for if I spend one more seond wasted here on a bunch of foreign trash. Praying for ya, Pastor Maker and Helen.”
Tell the hairdresser to be careful not to clip your horns again
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Sir Billy Graham said
Muzz Connie i have to go, I will be back in an hour for the answer, please dont cheat.
so the question is (just incase you forgot) “what is “”axis of evil”"
your time starts
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Now!
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Lord Jesus, you came to heal our wounded and troubled hearts. I beg you to heal the torments that cause anxiety in my heart; I beg you, in a particular way, to heal all the British sodomites who are the cause of sin. I beg you to come into my life and heal me of the psychological harms from the injuries that they caused throughout this morning. Lord Jesus, you know my burdens. I lay them all on your Good Shepherd’s Heart. Smite the British demonic presence here.
Amen.
Mustafa shiiite said
Just as this was getting to be really fun, off she goes to get her hair done. Bloody typical.
Shepherds? said
Can’t we have the sheep instead?
Sir Billy Graham said
Mr Pastor blerk
this Sodomite thing is this like a Stalagmite or am i way off
sorry I do have to go this time
Dont forget Muzz Connie you have 58minutes left
FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE said
Two pints of lager and packet of crisps!
stuffit Il do it for free
Bustybabe said
Its no good Pastor Tobin it was GOd that sent us!! Toshow you the error of your ways!
You really have no idea whoany of usare!
Youare the least Christian man I Have have everheard of! You have nochristiancharity for your fellow man only the ones you choose! Thats is not Christianity! God teaches us to love all living things man and beast yet you seek to judge! Surely it is God who judges us! Who are you to sit in judgement of us?
Billy-Biped said
Connie Mack – sounds remotely fenian to me. You’re not a papist are you?
Such ignorance of the facts, spouted by a fenien (yes love, we know that your ancestors chose to flee Ireland rather than fight us Brits) beggars belief!
As for Pastor Cheese-Grater, stop hiding behind prayers and stupid olde ENGLISH, and spouting on about tea – defend your stupidity you, you, you, GIMP you!!
Thank the Lord for the US saving us from terrorism. Oh yes? That’ll be 9/11 then will it, or US support for Irish terrorists will it? Funny how the firefighters in the US were praised for their efforts in the twin towers, when many of them had been putting money in the coffers for their ‘Irish Brothers’ for years. Got a dose of their own medicine TO BE SURE!
Pastor Teeewat – cried like a baby when you got deferred from service in Vietnam – yeah, sure you did bub.
Oh and the fenian bint – can’t serve with your fellow countrymen and women fighting the infidels – because you’re a mom right?
Oooh look, sorry, can’t fight for freedom and God this week, I’ve got a nail appointment.
Sheep. said
“Can’t we have the sheep instead?”
You keep your hands to yourself pal!
.
crash_landing said
Connie, you say that you don’t open your legs for every man, does this mean you do it for women?? If so, then I have also been known to visit the great island of Lesbania and wouldn’t mind “baptising” you over the face (It’s the picture of AntheaTurner that does it for me)!!
YOU WISH SHE DID SO YOU CAN DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR EVER SO VIVID IMAGINATION
Pure envy is what drives this display of British hatred for good Christian Americans.
ACTUALLY NO, WE JUST HATE YOU AND YOU SEEM TO BE A PRETTY CRAP CHRISTIAN
Heavenly Father,
Grant Britain no mercy. “For her sins have reached unto heaven, and God hath remembered her iniquities.6 Reward her even as she rewarded you, and double unto her double according to her works
WELL HE’S OBVIOUSLY GOING TO BE SMITING THE USA QUITE SOON BECAUSE OF ALL THE INNOCENT CIVILIANS YOU’VEKILLED OVER THE YEARS.
AND FRANKLY EVEN NIF HE DID GRANT BRITAIN NO MERCY WE’D STILL BE BETTER OFF THAN YOU!!
your avatar looks pagan, or perhaps oriental. Both are satanic.
YOU SHOULDNT BE ANYWHERE NEAR PEOPLE OR A CHURCH. THERE IS NO PLACE IN RELIGION FOR RACISM. IF YOU ARE A PASTOR LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR.
**UnChristian Filth Removed**
ACTUALLY IT HASNT BEEN REMOVED PASTOR. YOU ARE STIL ON THE SITE!!!
Leader of the Traffic Lights said
I am still waiting to be touched are you going to touch me or am i now be a good bad pastor and touch me in the dark room I ben bad very bad……..
Ok half a stella shandy 1 packet pork scratchings and I don’t mind sloppies
Mike Oxbig said
Hey Paster Tubby,
Where do you get this “In Christ’s Name” crap from? Unlike you, I’m not going to put words in the mouths of others but I (and most other people capable of higher cognitive function and self-expression) find it incredibly annoying when someone tries to speak for me… especially when the person doing the speaking is an uncultured, uneducated, flat-earth, reactionary, xenophobic, homophobic, anti-education, anti-choice, pro-gun, Leave it to Beaver trip back to the ’50s.
I’m not at all sure that the Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you’re a *UnChristian word removed* (saved you the bother, mod.) holds in your case. I think there’s a mighty good chance that he would think that you are a *UnChristian word removed* too. But, I’m not sure, since- like you- I’ve never met the guy and He’s never talked to me.
Bob Middlesex said
You have shown me the light Pasty Tobin. All the preachers here in the UK are simply mouthing the words unlike you. You have the tongue of an angel. An angel with piles.
I am enlightened by your passion and fervour. You are the only true Christian light in these troubled times. I implore you to let me join your congregation and pray with your enlightened and true Christian flock.
I have been searching for you for what seems to be ever and now I have found you. Does the lord speak to you? I am sure he does, doesn’t he… please tell him to let me into heaven. Please??
Thank you again for showing me the light.
Bless you Pasty Tobin.
Bob Middlesex
Ps. Can you please send me $5000 so I can get the flight to the land of the free. I have been praying hard and I believe the lord has sent you to buy my ticket. Can my boyfriend Shirly come too (I will tell him not to wear those leather kilts again)?
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Lord, mold me, fill me with yourself, and use me. Banish all the forces of British evil from me, destroy them, vanquish them, so that I can be healthy and do good deeds. Banish from me all British spells, witchcraft, black magic, malefice, ties and maledictions; diabolic infestations, oppressions, possessions; all that is evil and sinful, jealousy, perfidy, envy; physical, psychological, moral, spiritual, diabolical British ailments. Burn all these British evils in hell, that they may never again touch me or any other creature in the entire world. I command and bid all the British powers who molest me by the power of God all powerful, in the name of Jesus Christ our Savior.
Amen.
Mod Note: Perhaps we can convince our Godly leaders to have a crusade against them? After we finish with democracy in the middle east, that is?
erasmus said
Pastor Tobin Maker,
I also pray that the vileness of these Brits causes you no pause or harm. They can not touch you as you act in Jesus’ name.
I have been invited to lunch at my pastor’s home.
He has a very pretty negra cook, but he is most interested in having me meet his niece.
Tonight is also pot luck supper at the church. Bless God’s day and bless Sam Brownback!
How wonderful to be invited to spend the afternoon in prayer and supplication to our dear Lord and Saviour!
YIC
Bustybabe said
Funny isn’t it guys…………that now we are asking valid lucid questions he has no answers. All he has are prayers to a God who won’t listen to his racist prayers!
Maybe Pastor Tobin you should read back a little and answer some of our questions.
Maybe it would help us to understand why you think what you do
Mod Note: You are a mere woman. Go read Eve’s Sin and the Curse of Women. Pastor Tobin has no reason at all to answer you
FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE said
pastor tobin why dont you get **UnChristian Filth Removed** .Oh you cant connie has gon for a hairdo. she must be off for a crew cut
POWER TO THE BRITS
erasmus said
Damn those brits to hell, Pastor!
Billy-Biped said
[b]Lord, mold me, fill me with yourself,[/b]
???????????? So, you are indeed a gayer then,but you take it from an invisible man, who is the son of an invisible blerk, who doesn’t exist. Can you be filled with spaff from an invisible man? Is that wrong, or just erm, wrong?
Mike Oxbig said
Hey lads,
Pastor Tubby says we have access to spells, witchcraft and black magic etc. If this is gen, can someone spare a few moments to show me how it all works?
That Hermione is going to get a right Royal seeing-to once I get clued up.
Mike Oxbig said
Oh, this has got to be a **UnChristian Word Removed**. It’s too good to be true.
erasmus said
If any real men have any pertinent questions, I would be happy to answer them before I go.
Billy-Biped said
Oh god (yeah really), I think I may have just wee’d my pants. I’m off for a change of undercrackers. Back on for more saving of souls on the morrow good arrsers, ppruner’s and E-goaters.
GOOOOOODD DRILLS!
Father Bernoulli of the Five Wounds. said
Just a quick message to all ye folks of faith. My Church of the Angry Fist has just set up shop, and I would like to extend a once-only offer to our American cousins. The next one hundred people to join my congregation will get FREE Gold Memebership, which means you get a brand new Buick when you get to heaven and a chicken in a basket dinner with the disciple of your choice!!
Come all ye faithfull and join my flock, as this Pastor Tobleromone is quite evidently a complete **UnChristian Word Removed** loser who has neither a good sermon or a good **UnChristian Word Removed** in him..
Mike Oxbig said
I have one, erasmus. Do you like having your hoop stretched while a cocker spaniel licks gently at your bovril-smeared love sack?
Not Brought Down Yet said
Mister Mod(s), you have blown your cover. I am disillusioned and not laughing anymore, soon to remove this from my favourites list. Nonetheless, you have earned my respect for the biggest – and best – **UnChristian Word Removed** in living memory. It’s just bitterly disappointing to discover that I can’t, in good conscience, laugh manically at some very insane loudmouths. I’ll have to laugh semi-wildly at some impressive trolls instead.
C’est la guerre…
Mod Note: Go with Christ Brother and be safe
JC said
>>Pastor Tobin Maker D.D Says:
>>August 21st, 2007 at 12:34 pm
>>Lord Jesus, you came to heal our wounded and troubled hearts. I beg you to heal the torments that cause anxiety in my heart; I beg you, in a particular way, to heal all the British sodomites who are the cause of sin. I beg you to come into my life and heal me of the psychological harms from the injuries that they caused throughout this morning. Lord Jesus, you know my burdens. I lay them all on your Good Shepherd’s Heart. Smite the British demonic presence here.
Amen. <<
Dear Pastor Tobin,
Thank you for your recent enquiry. Unfortunately, your intolerance of others and your desire for smitings is entirely against my clearly stated policies of forgiveness and understanding.
Your request is, therefore, denied.
Yours,
JC
Sheep. said
Quick!! Someone give the Pastor the Heimlich, I think he’s choking on a thesaurus!!
Albert Turn said
Why thank you Mr. Thorpe.
I was hoping to engage with the good pastor in properly grasping the matter at hand – we all need to rub along together and it’s preconceived notions that prevent love flowing through us to our fellow men, thus we need to embrace members (of groups we might normally shun) and bring them into our fold.
My hope is that love can flow from one man to another through a daisy-chain of acceptance and affection.
erasmus said
M.O.
The hottest regions of hell are reserved just for vile men like you.
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
In the Name of Jesus, I rebuke you British sinners. I command you to go directly to Jesus, without manifestation and without harm to me or anyone, so that He can dispose of you according to His Holy Will. I thank You, Heavenly Father for Your love. I thank You, Holy Spirit for empowering me to be aggressive against Satan and his evil British subjects. I thank You, Jesus, for setting me free.
Amen.
erasmus said
Albert isn’t foolong anyone. He is obviously a demented homo.
I bet he even masturbates himself on pictures of sissy boys.
Mike Oxbig said
These prayers really aren’t having the desired effect, are they, Tubby?
Mod Note: Well when we all get down and really pray hard they do. That’s the secret…you just have to pray real hard and be earnest like
Leader of the Traffic Lights said
I want to join the Church of the Angry Fist will there be touching in a dark room, remember Tubby Tobin I am in the dark dark dark room **UnChristian Word Removed** waiting for you…………
name not allowed said
Tuna Pastor Bake – this still going on? feckin hell – oops, sorry, gonna burn in Middlesbrough for that one.
name not allowed said
Where does Jesus live so I can pop in for a chat?
Sheep. said
Sorry Pastor, I tried to find Jesus but TomTom told me that the destination was unreachable. I even told it to avoid Hell, Sodom, and Guildford but to no avail. Could you provide a postcode instead?
Mod note: Try the Rathfarnham Road area of Dublin
name not allowed said
Anyone remember Dubya landing on the aircraft carrier with a huge banner saying “Mission Accomplished” oops, bet that was the end of someones career.
Mod Note: Change name or be modded
Mike Oxbig said
erasmus, it’s clear from the way you’re fizzing at the hoop (sorry- mouth) that if you were any further in the closet you’d be in Narnia.
Now, tell me about how you dream of Pastor Tubby **UnChristian Words Removed**
Mike Oxbig said
Then you’d better pray harder mod, because we’re having a blast in here.
Not Brought Down Yet said
Mister Mod? I hate to break this to you, but I’m a lass. Thanks for your nice sentiment and humourous censorship, though
Mod Note: Now try for salvation, pet
Praise the Lord!
Not Brought Down Yet said
Heheh… you are priceless. This stuff should be on telly, it beats comedies like Kath&Kim. Now everytime I try and click off I want to stay and see what you’ll say next. Ack, I’m stuck and I can’t get out!
Mod Note: I knew when I first saw you prance in that you would be one of the saved. You’re probably Scottish and we are so much better than the English Welsh or the Irish. I said to the other mod…I said…”you’ll see…she will be a Godly woman. She isn’t one of these perishing sodomites with fetishes for ones nether bits and naughty pieces. Nothing dodgy about you at all. Praise be
Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader said
You British people are some of the nastiest talking things I have ever seen. Not a one of you hsa said a blame thing that makes a bit of sense, just a bunch of potty talk. No wonder everyone hates the not so Great Britan, you’re rude, foul, obnoxious, and stupid.
God Bless!
Lynelle
Mod Note: Well all of them except me and that nice newly saved lass *praying you will consider me to be American soon*
General Melchett said
Dear Lynelle
We may be stupid but at least we are intelligent enough to spell Britain correctly.
Chin chin
Gen Melchett.
Dont want to Shove it in Pastors Arrrrrse said
Why not be Paul? I can be anyone I want on here, I can use any email addy I want, ha ha ha h ah aha ha h ah a a (Wicked evil laugh from Dr Evil)
Jeremy Thorpe said
Lynelle, read the entire thing, there’s a dear. Not all potty-mouths, and as for everyone hating us, that’s because we’ve invaded and colonised most of the known world, not just the wild west and Costa Rica.
Sit down dear, have a coffee and a smoke, (sorry, nearly said fag)
Jebus said
Lynelle – Talk about double standards – It was a vile outpourings of your blinkered intolerant cult that drew us here in the first place.
Now reap the whirlwind, you rascist.
Hugh Jardon said
I’d like to talk about the Saving Power of Jesus.
Hugh Jardon said
Jesus Saves.
Hugh Jardon said
but Scholes nets the rebound!
Not Brought Down Yet said
Close, but no cigar. I’m Northern Irish and you are hindering, once again, my ability to stop laughing and go away. I can see myself wasting away, starving for food, unable to leave the room lest I miss another gem, preferably involving jokes about nether bits and naughty pieces. Argh, someone get me out of here before I die a slow, undignified death!
British Mod: If you pray hard…the Almighty might be persuaded to remove the Stain of Paddy from you, dear child.
Mike Oxbig said
Hey Lynelle, here’s an idea you and your cretinous drones should start warming up to…
We’re pretty much the only people left that you don’t have to bribe to keep onside… and even we think you’re a bunch of tools.
Hugh Jardon said
Why is ARRSE a rudery?
Mod Note: Because it’s British for one’s bum
Dont want to Shove it in Pastors ********* said
If Jesus saves, how come I lost an important report last week from my hard disk, is he an extra bit of software I need for the compoota?
erasmus said
MO,
Please spend an evening with a good god fearing family. You would be so gratified at the joy you can have in praising Jesus and thanking him. The he will bless you.
Then share a nice cup of Ice cream and let Jesus’ love come forth.
Do no not obsess about other men. Jesus will help you.
Jesus helps me so I do not lust after women. When he wants me to meet my wife, he will put her there for me to rule over as Jesus rules over me.
You are so boisterous. Imagine praying quietly with friends all evening. It is such a rush!
Dont want to Shove it in Pastors ********* said
Does “Jesus Saves” come as standard in Vista?
Mike Hunt said
You are Dr_Evil and I claim my 50p.
Sorry, fiddy pee.
Dont want to Shove it in Pastors ********* said
Where has anitpasta gone? is he on a break?
Mod Note: He may have been saved and popped off.
J-W said
Pastorix Tobleronex,
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was **UnChristian Rudeness** followed with him..
Mike Oxbig said
I did spend an evening with a nice, God-fearing (capital letters, don’t forget) family. I liked them so much, I decided to keep them. They’re under my patio, rolled up in some old carpet at this very moment.
You like the idea of Jesus’ love coming forth, eh? Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Say no more.
Mod Note: Back in the days when I was an unsaved Scot, I loved Monty Python. Not in that papist way though.
Dont want to Shove it in Pastors ********* said
Just saw your post Lynelle – are you up for a good grafting?
Mod Note: No she is pure and chaste…besides she is not burnt…
Fred West said
Does anyone have any spare patio tiles?
Not Brought Down Yet said
Alas, Mister Mod, while I am proud to bear the Stain of Paddy, you have insulted half my country(wo)men, who would (and as a Scotsman you should know!) violently deny any link to Irish nationality and possibly resort to molotov-cocktail-wielding violence. (Well done, that’s about 20 troll points in and of itself). I’ll ask those offended to say a prayer for you after their next Orange March.
Mod Note: I shall pray fervently dear lass. Well I will after “Most Haunted*
I love to laugh at that huge bint Derek. He is certainly not right with the Lord
Mike Oxbig said
does that mean she knocked you back, Mod?
Mod Note: No I’m chaste meself
Praise BE
erasmus said
MO,
You won’t be laughing when you are infested with AIDs. I bet you like the taste of sperm?
Mod Note: Heavens Brother Erasmus…Do not make me have to mod you. I understand your righteous rage though. Glory
Elvis said
If Jesus was caught dressed as he did mumbling in something like arabic in the streets, he would probably arrested for terrorism these days.
Not Brought Down Yet said
Derek, is that the crazy one who claims to get possessed by ghosts? Arrr, I hate him. We’ve got a good drinking game for everytime he gets a “feeling” though, perhaps you’d like to join in?
Mod Note: That sounds like a lovely game. Can we bring some crisps too? I love a pringle or two with a pint. Followed of course with some good Hymns
Mike Oxbig said
Ooohhh! Get her.
Unless 3 PARA Mortars get to you first, sweet-cheeks, you’re going to die a virgin. Just thought you’d better start facing up to that fact.
I liked your question, though- the way you’re searching to see if we have something in common is quite touching.
Dont want to Shove it in Pastors ********* said
Derek Acorah is God! We have pics of him on our walls at home, he can talk to the spirits you know and he’s shagged Yvette Fielding which is what I wanted to do back in the 80’s
Mod Note: After looking up her nose for “I don’t know how many episodes” You want to have unlawful congress with her? Oh you poor heathen. Turn to God now before you’re lost forever.
Shergar Whatshisname Lucan said
Where’s the pastor? I need some savin
Sir Billy Graham said
Ok Time is up, now class can anyone tell us what “axis of evil” is
Mod Note: I did already. Irish (sorry pet), Welsh and English
in a pinch Nazi Germany, Japan and Italy
Terrortranny said
Flash…he saved everyone of us.
St Cuthberts Parish Times said
Dear Pastor Maker,
Our congregation is greatly distressed; there is a vile rumour circulating in these verdant shores that you are a figment of a deluded yet brilliant mind. Can this be true ? Please tell me it’s not true. Our congregation is devastated by this scurillous gossip. We weep in the streets of our unworthy and benighted village praying that it may not yet be true and that you yet live and that this sceptered isle this demi-pardise be shown the error of its ways
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D, if true we feel very hurt by this cruel perfidious knavery perpetrated by the servants and imps of the great Satan who finds ways to tempt us all . Yea, even you !
The whole of the congregation of St Cuthberts the Martyr will pray for you tonight at evensong( 8pm local time Tea and Biscuits in the vestry afterward optional) and for the despoilment of your enemies and rough soldiery that have much tested your saintliness to-day. The truly godly of Britain are with you. Our prayers will lift your spirit to overcome these vile calumnies and you will arise refreshed whilst your enemies are cast into the fiery pit of everlasting dental decay.
Mod Note: Who here thinks Cuthbert is a sissy name? I know I do
Shergar Whatshisname Lucan said
MOD – you only see her now, I remember her in the crap programme where she lived in a B and B, many a good spank was had over her dressed in dungarees and leg warmers. I need help, get the Greggs Pasty
Mod Note: Cheese and onions is what I’d fancy right now.
Sheep. said
But he’s just a man, with a man’s courage…
Shergar Whatshisname Lucan said
Axis of Elvis according to Dubya
Shergar Whatshisname Lucan said
yes, nothing but a man
veryshocked said
PASTOR MAKER, DO NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD IN VAIN.
God you are such an IDIOT.
Cliff Richard said
hey guys calm down, I’m a virgin.
Mod Note: I loved Summer Holiday
Sir Billy Graham said
Hi Sheep,
one of the contributors stated Iraq was the axis of evil (and some how the Brits are also related to this statement as well) but the aim for a change was to understand what they meant by axis of evil
SOoooo, can anyone from the baptits or CWA tell me please (no refereing to manuals, the good book or the inter-web for advice) with regards to the question
what is “axis of evil”
Mod Note: Crikey how many times do I have to answer this question? How about you stop your endless prattle and read down.
Shergar Whatshisname Lucan said
Well Im off to church now. Yankee doodle dandy and all that.
Mod Note: Go with God…Toodle pip bang on smashing
Terrortranny said
John the Backtits? He is a fat bloke that drinks in my local, his several powerful spare tyres go all the way round.
Hello, this is GOD speaking said
Good evening my children
Pasta Maker you have been a naughty boy, using my name in this manor, Any more and I will have to cast you asunder to the homosexuals and Muslim’s, and maybe the French but I fear that might be taking it too far.
God spoke! said
Hey God, any chance on those lottery numbers tommorow?
Hello, this is GOD speaking said
I keeping the lotto numbers for myself my church needs a new roof you know, it’s not as if I can just say “let it be” and a new roof appears, I can’t work miracle’s you know
Hu Jardon said
Watch out Pastor Dutchie I beleiveth that an evildooer called GEM is around these parts and aims to do thee up thou wrong un
All the breast
Hu
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Sorry JC,
Your “joke” is about as funny as colon cancer.
In Christ’s Name.
Hu Jardon said
Forgot to say, Lynelle would deffo get it even though she is probably a Gwar
Hu
FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE said
Hey Pastor Tobin
do not fear Satan for he is a pussy cat
Your real fear should be the Parachute regiment THE RED DEVILS
after all when we die we go to HELL to regroup.
Connie just for you I’l save a special slot
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Four Horsemen,
My “real fear” should be a bunch of british, lisping queers dangling from bedsheets?
I don’t think so.
erasmus said
Somebody should have their mouth washed out with soap.
hornyrob said
Thanks god for this welcome break from us all arguing on the ARRSE Site.
New forum to play on *unChristian words deleted*
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Penguin Sucks,
Why don’t you upgrade your threats by attacking me with a wet leaf of lettuce?
Pathetic limey.
FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE said
pastor tobin & erasmus
Satan signed a pact with the lads “Dont come back until you die”
He’s having a halluva wait
but when we do we always take a load with us
Your definately on the list
Mod Note: Knock off the threats you daft twit.
Pas da Knob said
a bunch of british, lisping queers dangling from bedsheets
My favourite thing in the whole wide world…….
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Sorry JC,
You are not welcome here.
Please leave.
In Christ’s Name.
Hello, this is GOD speaking said
Pastor Tobin Maker
As the Lord your God I command thee to welcome people of all nations and treat them as friends and equals.
In short play nice or I **UnChristian Word**
LMAO said
Well Pastor those Guys at AARSE (British Army Rumour Service) You Royally screwed, I just wonder what the British Press will make of all this ?
You attack a Candidate in the name of the First Amendment (for obvoius reasons) and then one of Your People thinks “I know, lets go for the Brits…….except as Our Allies, as Democrats should We ?”
Well Come January 2009 when Hail to the Chief is Sounding, You might just learn that “The West Wing” isn’t real.
Have fun
veryshocked said
Pastor Maker,
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, QUIT USING HIS NAME TO SPREAD YOUR VILE LIES.
IF I COULD, I WOULD REACH ACROSS THE MONITOR AND SMACK YOUR FACE HARD.
Caps intended. This moron is PISSING ME OFF.
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
LMAO,
I’m supposed to worry that I’ve upset British people? This is AMERICA! If you think we’re at all concerned about your feelings you’re probably trying to snort your kippers up your nostrils.
In Christ’s Name.
Chinggis said
It’s people like you,Brownback, who make the USA the most detested nation on earth, in fact probably the most detested nation in the history of the earth.
Please carry on, though. The summer weather in the UK has not been very good, so laughing at your lunatic ranting cheers me up no end.
If your idiotic words and utter lack of historical knowledge were not so hillarious, they would be contemptible.
veryshocked said
I don’t know who is worse – the (IR)Rev. Tappman or this Pastor Maker.
Like two peas in a pod. They both doth protest too much. Mayhap Pastor Maker is gay as can be and his venomous outbursts at homosexuals who have NEVER done him a day’s harm is just a cover for his own closeted jealousy.
WhoDat said
Dear Pator Tobin,
Please don’t let these hellbound, toothless, limpwristed, English fairies get to you.
Not that I would EVER suggest violence against anyone, I am starting to think that after President Brownback turns the middle east into a parking lot he may want to take a look across the pond and point some nukes in their direction as well.
veryshocked said
I hope you are in way of ‘em nukes WhoDat.
Mike Hunt said
Can anyone tell me what time Life On Mars starts tonight?
Doug said
Dearest WhoDat;
I still can’t find that fabled line of interest in the ToS. Maybe you should post a quote, because it seems I am simply unable to discern the egregious error in judgement I have committed. Am I to be held to a different standard than the rank & file here because I have a dissenting opinion on the use of language condoned here, but not the core belief?
I would as quickly question any of our respected elders or our own reverend or guest speakers using such vitriol. Our message gets diluted with only a drop of hate.
Is questioning itself considered a sin now?
I found the light many years ago, but I will not be blinded by it. The question is are you?
A deep thank-you, I slept wonderfully last evening
WhoDat said
Veryshocked,
That wasn’t a very Chirstian (republican Baptist) thing for you to say. Are you hormonal? Heavens knows Mrs WhoDat tends to have outbursts during her filthy time. You poor lamb.
God Bless.
Athiest said
God does not exist. Not yours or anyone elses. So why are you getting so worked up about the policies of another sovereign country by invoking such rubbish?
“As America’s mission to bring the Word of Christ to the islamofascists..”
Is this in the constitution? Part of government polcy? You make me laugh!
If that is your personal mission then good luck, you crazy fundies are just the same as the Islamic crazy fundies. Please don’t try to involve the sane people of the UK in your squabbles, there’s a good chap.
Mike Hunt said
So, how do you view the Brits that fought alongside the US in both Gulf Wars, and are STILL IN IRAQ you loonies?
Foward assist said
I reckon you can keep your country, it a **UnChristian Word** place full of inbred **UnChristian Word** redneck hippy french loving loser’s.
ps
you can have Madonna back we dont want her any more
WhoDat said
Dear Doug,
It isn’t in the ToS, it is the legal notice on the right side of the page, The sentence stars with the words ‘Many antogonists…” and think about it for a second, it will come to you.
veryshocked said
Those aren’t outbursts, you moron. Those are observations aboout some of the demented creatures on this site – including you.
You are married? Someone actually took YOU for her lawfully wedded husband? I’m sure you keep her barefoot, pregnant and completely subjugated. Isn’t that the ‘Christian’ thing to do?
I hope God delegates the lot of you to Hell. What have the homosexuals ever done to any of you? I hope your wife discovers zhe’s a lesbian and leaves your sorry ass for her best friend. That’d be the day wouldn’t it? Being dumped in favour of another woman? Maybe then you’d learn to respect homosexuals. **UnChristian Word**.
The Sun Editor said
Having just been pointed to this blog, as a right wing editorial paper I would like the good Pastor Tobin Maker to contact me at the given address to explain all to the British people. I must assume his sincerity is of the highest, and that it goes without saying that Senator Brownback totally condones all that is said within it. Put your faith where your mouth is Sir, and explain to the people you are lampoonering.
Foward assist said
Since when did freak show become a unchristian word!!!!
You dumb yanks need to sort your lives out. just keep to your own country and leave the rest of the world to people who know what they are doing.
One more thing I would rather burn in hell than repent if Christians are all like you lot
Mike Hunt said
Dues
It says on this website that “God does not make mistakes”. Now, God made man, and also homosexuals. This has obviously been done on purpose, and not by mistake.
So, any homophobe here is saying God makes mistakes, which cannot be squared with Christianity. I think that people that say this kind of thing must be devil worshipping Muslims, or something.
WhoDat said
My goodness, these English Nancy boys are even more shrill and hysterical than the light foots here. That is what is so great about the US of freakin A, even our homosexuals are tougher.
Mod Note: Indeed they do seem to be. I doubt the word “Butch” exists in Good old “Blighted” I mean “Blighty”
St Cuthberts Parish Times said
Dear Pastor Maker,
Your moderator is very rude. He should wash his mouth out with soap and water which I believe is what you suggest for such people ? St Cuthberts are not sissys. It has one of the finest upstanding Boy’s Brigades in the whole area. Our Vicar, The Rev Stephen Cocup is most attentive in this regard and always goes the “extra mile” for a promising lad.
I was so upset by the comment that I have had to forgo my weekly tea and muffin with the church warden and I do so look forward to grappling over theological matters with him. He is really so keen that he spills over in excitement on many an occasion that I have to hold him back.
Unfortunately the congregation was not up to its usual numbers(possible because the BBC was showing “Eastenders” ( a low British sit-com, Pastor, of questionable morals and loose women -much loved by the British working classes). Sometimes our little congregation numbers almost 5 people which makes it rather a crush as the church is undergoing renovation at the present following an unfortunate incident with a drunken combine driver(least said on THAT score) and we have to hold our services in the bus shelter outside the church. This is adjacent to our village hostelry, The Bankers Arms(although I am somewhat embarrassed to relate that the rough village youth have made various alterations to the sign .
However tonight by coincidence(God moves in mysterious ways does he not, Pastor Maker knowing your interest in dentistry amongst us British?)there was a convention of local dentists who were most complementary regarding your good self and when the Rev Cocup was making the benediction they said that they would be more than willing to remodel your bridgework for free.Perhaps I should explain that it is remarkable even to find a dentist in the UK let alone them offering to do work absolutely “gratis” but such I find is the general selflessness of the “professional” classes in Britain who are quite caring as they swill their flutes of champagne and throw merry “bon mots” at the passing “chavs”
Anyway I digress. I told the congregation all about you and they were of the same mind as me that we must send you up – a prayer to continue your good works amongst the heathen and godless but especially the dentally deprived British . To think that that nice Mr Blair sorted the dental services too just as he did everything else and they still have gum disease. You americans have such wonderful teeth which is a sure sign of inner purity of spirit. I always think.
I must fly. The vicar is asking me to pull him off – a few more copies of the Parish Times.
Continue in God’s good works Pastor Tobin Maker D.D. All at St Cuthbert’s will continue to pray for your strength to fight the Lord’s good fight against the Great Satan’s works
From St Cuthbert’s Parish Times Editorial Staff
chocolate boy said
Please leave the pastor alone, he is a very nice man
EX_STAB said
# Mike Hunt Says:
August 21st, 2007 at 1:28 pm
You are Dr_Evil and I claim my 50p.
Sorry, fiddy pee.
——————————————
Now there’s a man who knows his Graham Greene
Foward assist said
F**k off is he nice the bloke is a toss pot
Doug said
It’s easy to dismiss my opinion as “just another antagonistic leftie moonbat’ but I imagine we’d both be quite surprised at how much we share in common WhoDat. My faith is as genuine and conservative to the core as yours is.
After following this site for nearly a couple weeks now, I don’t believe that it’s designed to be comical. Some of the posts and rantings are unintentionally hilarious, but resoundingly honest to a fault. This is for both sides of the argument.
B4B has given our church discussion groups some of the most interesting material in years, and it’s been wonderful! I think our faith and flock can only grow with honest discussion as to the methods some of us choose to spread the Word.
You conveniently dodged all my questions
Mike Oxmells said
As has been mentioned before, “Pastor” Maker, you are an idiot, a bigot, a retard and a homophobic hate-filled cretin of the purest ray serene. You WILL burn in hell and the fires will be stoked by the fine English people you have besmirched on this tawdry website. Furthermore, with mongs like you to support him, Btownback has absolutely no chance of becoming President – something I’m sure he’ll thank you for.
In the name od Freddie Mercury
Mike Oxmells said
Brokeback for President? Hmmm, true colours there I see!!
WhoDat said
Oh Doug,
*sigh*
I give up. Carry on. Also, I suspect that our level of faith and conservativeness are propbably not as similar as you think.
JAF MAXIMUS said
Dear Tobin Maker
You are a draft dodger and therefore a disgrace to this great nation.
Helen Bock said
I never thought I’d miss La Mona but these British faggotsare ten times as annoying and much less intelligent.
Getupta Sing said
As an American Muslim, We have a hard enough time because of what other Muslim’s do and preach around the world, everybody looks at us with the look that say’s are you going to kill me and my family.
On this web site you are no different than the Muslim preachers of hate, it is people like you that force a divide between our religions and community’s.
I hope you feel sad that you are doing more harm than good in the name of religion.
In the name of Allah I bless you
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
jeff Maximus,
I dodged nothing. I had a higher calling. Matters of faith cannot rest in times of war. I battled on the home front.
In Christ’s Name.
Doug said
I agree, let’s carry on to joust another day. I look forward to one day discovering the disconnect.
Still can’t answer? I never thought you’d be one short of words
Forward assist said
dont lie pastor
I bet you went AWOL , and dodged out of going like GW Bush Jr. And you call us brits cowards
Tennets said
You could have always joined the army as a padre!!!!!!!!!!
And still served your country
devilgirl said
dear pasture with all due respects big boy or rather really big( and not in the biblical sense…) boy i think we had christianity along time before you as well as our own country ,…. we made you and we can break you …
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
The was a war of ideas in America in the late 1960’s. Hippies, sodomites, drug-fiends and communists were trying to destroy our nation. If it hadn’t been for Christians like me, our boys in Vietnam wouldn’t have had a country to fight for anymore.
I’m reluctant to call myself a hero, but others have.
Mass Debater said
Father Tobin, I love this site, it is the very reason why some (and I stress some) of you Americans are reviled the world over.
I’ve had the best laugh in a long time – at your expense.
What I am hoping for is a Black president, and better still a Black gay president.
It always amazes me how you Americans see the need to police the world, you even see it as your duty, that wasn’t in the ten commandments.
As for Iraq, lets face it, Dubwa doesn’t know his anus from his elbow, Weapons of Mass Destraction more like.
So while your boys are all tooled up and getting their asses kicked, our boys were winning the hearts and minds. And don’t give me that we won ‘Nam bit, because you didn’t, you got your asses kicked good and proper, by a bunch of jungle dwellers more used to planting rice than planting bombs, who ran around in pajamas and sandals.
Oh, and as for WWII, you only got involved ‘cos you got your asses kicked by the japs, whilst you were lazing around.
We might have bad teeth, and be the poor relations and drink tea, but rather that than be a bunch of donut munching, coke swilling, global policeman.
Pround to be British
In the name of Bernard Matthews.
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
devilgirl,
since Southern Baptists didn’t exist until after the British were kicked off our shores, I can’t see how you can claim you’ve had Christianity longer than us! You’re nothing but a queen-worshiping monarchist. I bow to no earthly regent.
In Christ’s Name
Sheep. said
“I’m reluctant to call myself a hero, but others have.”
Dang, there goes modesty. I thought pride was a sin?
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Sheep,
Obviously you’ve never read Matthew 5:15:
“Neither do men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick.”
In Christ’s Name.
Father Jack Hackett said
As Commie loving Rastafarian Baptists I am sure that Pastor Brokeback will end up getting knobbed by John Leslie whilst sucking off Jordan in his quest for giving the White Feather to the only civilised nation on Earth – good luck to him.
In the name of Kris Akibusi. Awooga
Sheep. said
“Neither do men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick.”
Eh?
I sometimes use a small candle to get my open fire at home going, as the wax proves to be an excellent accelerant when the wood’s a bit damp. So some men do place a candle under a bushel, I fail to see what your point is.
Mass Debater said
Pastor Tobin, a question if you will.
Are you an ordained minister, that is are you formally recognised by any faith, or did you buy your title on t’internet
In Ann Widdecombe’s name.
veryshocked said
Pastor Maker is a draft dodget just like his bosom buddy, George W. Bush.
Explains quite a bit.
Our Father in Heaven, please blight Maker, Tappman and WhoDat every time they take Thy Hallowed Name in vain. Let them be forced to watch homosexual orgies every time they open their foul mouths to spew their hatred on gays and lesbians – do it often enough so they either convert to homosexuals themselves or lose their tongues for good.
This I ask in Christ’s name,
Amen.
veryshocked said
There is no point in any of Pastor Maker’s vile rantings. He’s demented.
Singe Majeep said
Blimey has anyone else had problems parking their Cherokee in the doors at Glasgow Airport?
Tennets said
Nice to see you didnt answer my question about joining up as a padre if the calling was that strong and the sense of national pride was ever great, then why not. I know I joined the USMC back in ‘89 and did a 6 yr hitch. There were times when I was scared and needed a padre to talk to when things got tough, thankfully there was always someone there for me, if you had any pride in yourself, your country and in your faith you would have served your country and god at the same time.
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
I grow tired of these vile personal attacks.
A three year investigation by the IRS concluded that I am an ordained minister, with a Degree in Divinity from the highly esteemed Bob Jones University. I hardly think a queer brit across the Atlantic can besmirch my reputation.
veryshocked said
How do you know he’s a Brit and that he’s queer? Are you looking in the mirror, Tobin?
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Tennets,
No doubt you would have been happy to see your mother raped and slaughtered by marijuana-crazed negro black panthers whiile you were serving overseas.
I fought on the home front because Jesus ordered me to. I kept America morally strong in dubious times.
veryshocked said
You fought on the home front because Jesus ordered you to? How did you receive these orders? Are you delusional in addition to being rabid?
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
veryshocked,
Each and every TRUE Christian has an intense personal relationship with Jesus Christ.
Praise!
Sheep. said
“No doubt you would have been happy to see your mother raped and slaughtered by marijuana-crazed negro black panthers whiile you were serving overseas.”
And precisely how many “marijuana-crazed negro black panthers” did you personally restrain before they could commit such attacks? Did these “panthers” attend church to have their misguided lives turned around by you? Were their souls appeased and turned to the light by your rant… preachings?
Face it mate, you’re just another in a long line of self-serving delusional moonbats
. You’re nothing new, people like you exist in all faiths, and I’m happy to sit here and poke fun at the lot of you 
. Don’t bother praying for my soul, I have caller ID so I’ll just hang up when the Lord calls me 
.
In the name of Ronnie Barker.
It’s goodnight from him.
veryshocked said
Are you writing in from a lunatic asylum, Tobin? It sure sounds like you have some issues.
And nice try dodging my question. Did Jesus REALLY chide you to hide behind Mama’s back and dodge the draft under the guise of serving Him?
Nice going, Pastor Chicken Heart.
And I see that you have added blacks to your list of ‘hated’ individuals. Negros, indeed.
Singe Majeep said
and its goodnight from me.
May your Wisdom be Norman.
Norman Wisdom said
Is that you Mr. Grimsdale?
Mr.Grimsdale said
Oh leave me alone.
Tennets said
No doubt you would have been happy to see your mother raped and slaughtered by marijuana-crazed negro black panthers whiile you were serving overseas.
Drug problems are not the sole problem of the black community,
I have every faith that the lord our god and my father gunny sgt rtd would have been more than a match for anybody, god rest his soul.
America was never going to fall to pieces over night during the Vietnam conflict, but there was and still are many servicemen out there that would have benefitted from guidance, during their time of need.
Captain_Fabulous said
Mod Note: Perhaps we can convince our Godly leaders to have a crusade against them? After we finish with democracy in the middle east, that is?
Democracy in the middle east. Right then. Saddam was brutal but he managed to keep order. Since being “freed” the Iraqis have only experienced murder, rape and kidnappings at the hands of criminal gangs, and disruptions to essential utilities like electricity, petrol and water, while U.S. Troops have had to stand by and do nothing because they are continually let down and mismanaged by their poor leaders in Washington. The Iraqi people can’t understand how a country so powerful has allowed this to happen to them and think you’re doing it deliberately to punish them. Most Iraqis hated Saddam but many now feel they were better off with him in charge due to the nightmare quality of life they now endure thanks to a misguided attitude towards imposing a western style democracy on a way of life which has existed since the birth of civilization, by a country which has only existed for a little over 200 years. Britain is to blame for our actions after WW1, but the current state of affairs is entirely down to marching to the beat of your drum. Your mess so you deal with it. We’d all have been better off if you’d stayed out of it as usual so don’t start going on about WW2 and Vietnam because you’ve been shit since 1776!
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
veryshocked,
no doubt you are the world’s only white Black Panther.
In Christ’s Name.
Captain_Fabulous said
Also, back to my earlier question, what is the U.S. mission in Iraq?
Mass Debater said
and its goodnight from him.
Pastor, you have the audacity to call these personal attacks, when you insult evey British person with the very nature of this thread by calling it “A White Feather For The Cowardly British”.
Oh I found your white cone hat with KKK on it, the 60s are over, and BJU curriculum don’t do Divinity.
However they do a course in racial bigotry and ideological hatred, which I think you must have majored in.
In the name of the Goodies, and Four Candles
Amen
Yes, I am British.
Both my Grandfathers fought in WWII, one in North Africa – the other in Germany (he was in DDay).
My father served 20years in the Territorial Army.
All of them have more spine than you will ever have.
Do us a favour, get featured on the Darwin Awards.
Tennets said
The worlds only white black panther!!!
Get real, you are a hate filled racist bigot, I pray you dont teach this in your sermon on a sunday, no surprise that this country is going to hell in a hand cart.
I can only pray that when you reach heaven you will repent your ways to St Peter, or be cast down to hell for eternal damnation
Sheep. said
Well, time for bed. Gotta get some sleep after all this hilarity
. I’ve bookmarked the page though so I’ll probably be back some time tomorrow to peruse the continuing saga of
“Pastor vs Reality”.
G’night all, see you in the morning.
In the name of Tony Hancock.
A Pint?? That’s nearly an arm full!
veryshocked said
Tobin is writing in from an asylum, folks.
Don’t take much notice of his rantings.
WhoDat said
Dearest Pastor Maker,
Do not let these heathens bring you down, you are a godly man and they have tiny little black hearts filled with Satan.
YIC.
veryshocked said
WhoDat is an idiot, too.
Captain_Fabulous said
Dearest Pastor Maker,
Do not let these heathens bring you down, you are a godly man and they have tiny little black hearts filled with Satan.
YIC.
Well state your case then. Put forward the reasons why you feel like you do and maybe you’ll convince us, instead of hiding behind blind faith quoting from the bible and praying for tongues to fall off.
Leo W. Anchor said
Dearest Pastor,
I couldn’t agree more with your sentiments. I am the President of the Illinois Nazi Party and would very much like you to join our club. You may have seen us on the television documentary called “The Blues Brothers”. We are members of God’s master race and feel you have all the qualifications to join our Brotherhood. If you are willing to become a senior spokesperson for a small group of racisit, biggoted, up-hill gardener types then feel free to email me at your convenience. We would applaud the opportunity to dress you in a shiney latex suit, jackboots and trenchcoat. We feel you could bring a great deal of weight to our recruitment campaign. A narrow-minded, right wing bigot with your qualifications could potentially bring in the kind of recruitment numbers not seen since the rise of the Third Reich.
Your most humble, goose stepping servant.
Leo. W. Anchor
Volunteer Fireman
Illinois Nazi and All Round Good Egg.
American Partner of a British Soldier said
Oh this is too funny…the dieing gasp of a dieing minority. “We can’t force our own people to bow down to our will anymore and hand over the money and autonomy that we so desperately crave from them so we’ll pick a fight with our ally”. It’s absolutely hilarious.
I find the talk of religion and who’s right tedious anymore so I won’t comment other than to say…hahahahahahahahahahahaha. You’re all right but you’re all wrong. I think the important thing within this forum now is that people are not only fighting over which one is right but who can call the other the most casually disguised but clever insult. This is what the two nations that are supposedly “world leaders” has been reduced to? There is no hope for the earth or the future of it’s people if this is how grown people act when faced with a varying culture.
I think you should all take a look at yourselves and wonder just what part of yourself you hate so much that you have to spew at someone else to make yourself feel important. Oh and just so you can take a shot at me later because I differ from you below is the necessary information you’ll need to do it:
I’m female and not a slave
I live with a British male who was a soldier and actually CAN talk about war and strife.
I’m American but not retarded because of my birthplace…imagine that!
I’m pagan, athiest, what have you and became that way through research of the Bible and other various religious texts. Mainly through common sense.
WhoDat said
Captain Fabulous,
I LOVE your handle. So what kind of ship do you have? Or are you a pilot?
God Bless.
Captain_Fabulous said
I’m a superhero mate
Captain_Fabulous said
I thought you’d gone
veryshocked said
WhoDat and Pastor Maker are probably of the KKK fame. While doing the recruitment for the Nazi Party, enroll WhoDat, too.
Me said
You really have no clue at all, do you…….
WhoDat said
American Lamb,
No one is calling you a slave, that is barbaric! A servant to your husband, yes, but not a slave.
God Bless.
WhoDat said
Me,
You are correct, they have no clue.
Glory!
Captain_Fabulous said
WhoDat, I appeal to you because you seem to be the only one left. Are we going to have a proper discussion about this blog or what?
WhoDat said
Well Captain dear,
I suggest you read the ‘legal notice’ on the right hand side of the page VERY carefully. It might shed some light on this blog.
God Bless.
Captain_Fabulous said
So does that mean you’re not going to reply with some reasoned arguments on this subject, instead you’re all just going to make whatever statement you feel, not argue the point, bless us all and ignore anything else?
WhoDat said
Veryshocked,
As someone who seems to know a small bit about debate, ‘ad hominem’ attacks, one would think that you would know that calling people Nazis is a last ditch effort and generally signals that the debate is lost. You lose all credibility if that is all you can muster up.
Oh and I am fairly sure that calling people ‘idiots’ would probably qualify as an ad hominem attack, so you might want to watch that as well. Don’t want to be a hypocrite now do you?
Mass Debater said
American Partner of a British Soldier, all credit to your sensible view.
Does Brownback really know this forum exists in his name?
Has Tobin ever met him?
We’re all havin a hoot back in the UK, drinking tea and eating cucumber sandwiches on the croquet lawn. You are on several UK forums as links to some entertaining diversion to the humdrum of life.
In the name of Take That
WhoDat said
Captain,
Why don’t you go read the legal notice, and think about it for a moment.
Captain_Fabulous said
So you’re not prepared to discuss then?
Captain_Fabulous said
Don’t be shy I won’t take the p1ss
WhoDat said
So you won’t go read the legal notice, and attempt to understand it?
Captain_Fabulous said
I’ve read it three times!! Now are you going to defend the statements made on this blog with someone who will listen or not? I’ll give you a clue the answer is either YES or NO!
Captain_Fabulous said
Come on youth, yes or no then we can move on
WhoDat said
You read it 3 times and it still didn’t make an impression on you??
Interesting.
So what statements would you like me to address exactly? Oh, and when it comes to the actual members of the ministry (like myself, Pastor Tobin, Lynelle, BillyBobNeck, Brother McGregor, handsome Brother Davis, the gentle Mrs Gaines_Crockette, Brother Yancy, Sister Grace, Helen Bock, BB, and the rest, save June and Jodie, as they are drunks and you never know what is coming out of their mouths) let me tell you that I, for one, understand the tenor of their statements so yes I will happily, heck gleefully support where they are coming from.
Father Ted said
Pastor Tobin Maker, when I was pointed in the direction of your blog I was convinced that this site was intended to be a psrodt, but then aren’t psrodts are supposed to be funny? I googled your name to find out more about you and came across one of your posts wishing “christian hate” upon someone. How can you claim to represent God as a pastor and blaspheme his name by consistantly spewing hate filled rants which by content simply cannot be considered Christian.
I also came across one of your posts using google on what happened to be an Aethiest website on your desire to brand all aethiests with an “A” … sound familiar anyone? Very unoriginal idea here.. http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/08/02/this-is-scary/
If you substitute the word “Atheist” with “Jew”, “Negro”, or “Gypsy” you sounds an awful lot like a certain short mustachioed Austrian whose party ruled Germany in the late 1930s and early 1940s? Not that I think it will help as Im sure you are well aware of what you stand for in your ideology.. but it just might influence some of your supporters who have not yet made the connection. What else would you wish upon the unbelieving masses… concentration camps?
If your Ideology/political leanings are genuine I pray for your eternal salvation and will physically do so shortly when I kneel before the Lord tonight, I’ll pray for your soul. You are lost my son, repent before it is too late.
Respectfully yours,
Father Ted (Church of Western Ireland)
American Partner of a British Soldier said
To Whodat…I am no man’s servant…or woman’s for that matter…if you have two hands and two feet that work then use them…as they were intended to be used….that’s all.
Son of Santa said
Thankyou Tobin for a great laugh. It is good to know that even in the Hillbilly lunatic asylums, they allow internet access to the inmates. Having suffered living amongst the right wing fundamentalists for some time now I can comfort my fellow Brits with the knowledge that they couldn’t organise panic on a sinking ship. Third world health care and an education that rotates around the only book they own, a bible.
Never seem to mention 1812 often do they? But I guess we’ll get the rewritten version on here some time soon.
Some morons actually think the British give a toss about their purile opinions, not realising we hold all foreigners in contempt equally but retard American fundamentalists a little bit more.
Captain_Fabulous said
WhoDat
“As America’s mission to bring the Word of Christ to the islamofascists turns a corner, surges and heads steadily towards victory”
Explain that one first, and state what the mission is in Iraq please
WhoDat said
Dear American,
It is ‘no mans servant’ not ‘no man’s servant’.
See now this is why our children need to be home schooled, the public school teachers, or as you folks call them “teacher’s” are doing a terribly poor job teaching syntax.
Oh and a woman should be proud to serve her man. If she isn’t she should go get counsel from her Christian (republican Baptist) mentor.
YIC
American Partner of a British Soldier said
And to Mass Debater…sensibility may be the only weapon left to mankind…it seems to be rarely used however…
Mass Debater said
Nighty night my American friends.
I’ll bookmark this, as this is the best forum I’ve come acrss in ages, and is way better than some of the rubbish on TV.
In the name of Avon (from Blake’s 7)
Captain_Fabulous said
WhoDat, do you have problems typing? Why won’t you answer the question?
WhoDat said
Well, obviously the mission in Iraq is to punish the Iraqi savages who planned and executed 9/11, bring them Christianity or as Ann Coulter suggested just level the place, and rightfully claim their oil. Oh, and destroy all the WMDs they are hiding there.
Next question.
American Partner of a British Soldier said
Oh but there you are wrong…no man’s is possessive, therefore requiring the apostrophe. Not ‘mans’ plural….in that case it would be ‘mens’. If the best you can do is incorrectly correct my grammar than you are a lost cause. I shall now ignore the rest of your comment…as it was apparently written by a someone who thinks syntax is what you pay when you’ve been naughty…
Mass Debater said
American Partner of a British Soldier
You are quite right, so its time to get that idiot out of your Whitehouse then, because he keeps sending your boys over to Iraq and Afghanistan, and they are getting wasted. I use the term boys, because they are but young kids.
It took a change of our Prime Minister to suggest pulling our boys out of Iraq, did nothing get learned from Galipolli or the Somme, or ‘Nam?
Its a different war, its guerilla warfare, a war of attrition.
Father Ted said
Captain Fabulous.. my son, it is not wise to debate with the lost sheep lest you become also lost. There is no reasoning with those sheep that are dumb in the presence of those they are being fleeced by. Pay heed unless it is solely for the pleasure of mirth.. as Im sure the big man upstairs must be finding it hard to keep a straight face too!
Father Ted (Church of Western Ireland)
WhoDat said
After the word dear, mans’ not man’s as in ‘man is’.
Mass Debater said
who dat, you are indoctrinated idiot.
wake up to yourself.
Get over 9/11, it happened, move on, it was no Iraqi plan.
It was Bin Laden and his boys.
You yanks sponsored NORAID, which funded the IRA and their killing of British and Irish civillians and servicemen.
As for oil, stop driving those massive SUV’s that consume more fuel in a week, than we do in a month.
American Partner of a British Soldier said
Indeed it is time Mass Debater…the newest crop of “wannabe world leaders” is just as bleak as the one in office now.
As for the boys…yes they are boys, generally from the poorest of the population that either cannot find a job or do not have the skills necessary to get a job. One thing I’ve always found left out of these “pray for our boys” and “bring our boys home” comments however is the ommission of one term-and-or-fact…our girls are over there as well.
And of any adjective used to describe this war the main one should be: senseless.
Thank you for responding Mass.
Captain_Fabulous said
Thank god!
Firstly nobody in Iraq planned and executed the 9/11 attacks. The majority were Saudis and the funding came from Saudi. In fact bin Laden hated Saddam because of the ruling secular ba’ath party and offered the U.S his fighters (fresh from Afghanistan) to help invade Iraq in 1990. As a result Al Qaeda were banned from Iraq before the invasion, but are there now because the security forces have no contrl over the borders or the law.
There was very flimsy evidence for WMDs from both UK & USA, and any chemicals that may have existed were probably ineffective due to short (5 years or less) shelf lives. However North Korea probably has some if you want to take the crusade.
Claiming there oil is going to cost the US taxpayer billions (on top of the $87 billions already spent on rebuilding) because of the neglected infrastructure, so again you’d have been better invading Saudi, who’s infrastructure ain’t so bad.
That just leaves leveling the place… so well done!
Now please explain this statement…
“they were too frightened to join us in beating back the communist enemy in Vietnam.”
American Partner of a British Soldier said
Okay…he’s proven it…whodat is a complete moron…man’s is not man is…if he had made it past the fourth grade he would have realized that contractions are not the only time “’s” is used. This will be lost on him though so I give up my endeavor to teach proper grammar (I won’t use the term English because we don’t use English, it’s become too mongrelized to be deemed English anymore) to the unteachable. It does however display the ignorance so prevalent among the fundamentalist sector of this drowning nation.
Son of Santa said
All good valid points Mass Debater , but if you see the size of most of these burger eaters you’ll understand the need for a reinforced chassis. I notice from Tobin’s pic he seems to give the salad bar a miss but eats well in the name of his lard and saviour.
WhoDat said
Dear Miss Debator,
I drive a very safe car, a Hummer 2 (not a gas guzzler at all, it gets several miles to the gallon).
Captain_Fabulous said
F## it bed time. You’re a c#t and Jesus never existed which I can f##king prove!
God save us from religion!
Fergus said
“Dear Miss Debator,
I drive a very safe car, a Hummer 2 (not a gas guzzler at all, it gets several miles to the gallon).”
If you aren’t taking the urine now you must be extremely ignorant as to what an economical car is by OUR standards. My Peugeot returns an average 30mpg and even that is considered a “gas Guzzler” in todays European Automotive world where 50-60 mpg would be considere frugal, aprox ten times as economical as your non “gas guzzler”
Get real!
Fergus
American Partner of a British Soldier said
I think everyone has run off to check to see if my grammar is correct or if whodat is correct. So here you go…to further explain to a silly grammar nazi (who apparently can find nothing else to flame me about except the fact that I’m a female and should be barefoot and pregnant.)
My use of “man’s” was singular but possessive…therefore ’s should be used…
If I had used the terms man’s in a plural sense the proper usage would have been mans’.
Have a link…http://www.englishclub.com/grammar/nouns-possessive.htm
Thanks you, that’s all for that matter now…
hughman said
Dear Brother WhoDat -
I’m surprised you would even discourse with those who uphold “England”. As we know, from miscreants as Hugh Grant and Elton John, they are nothing but an island of Sodomites and procurers of prostitutes! As I noted before, they “smoke” fags and God knows what else in their rush to uphold a “Queen”. I would just toss them to the wind as they should be. We true American Christian Republicans do not need such sullied people in our midst!
YIC- Brother Hughman
Fergus said
Hughman.. So we are all poofs and Pimps? You generalise. I believe it would shock you looked at your local sexual diversity and became aware of the amount of closet redneck homo’s in your midst, just because they/you talk the talk does not mean you walk the walk. The film Brokeback mountain doesnt mean you are all g4y cowboys but the neither does the fact that Elton John holds a British passport.
Fergus
Sean Patrick Gilday, Ssg. US Army said
What an ignorant article, as an American Soldier, and Wounded Iraq Veteran(OIF III) & Registered Republican I’m ashamed at such dispicable accusations against One of Our Country’s most steadfast Allies.
Rev. Tobin you seem to have plenty of Fight in you, I take it Your Enlisting to fight the Moorish Hordes when?
Have YOU ever picked up a Rifle to Defend This Country?
As has been Said, Talk is Cheap, Boyo, Pick up a Rifle and help us, or shut up about matters which you have no knowledge of.
Vladimir Putin said
Greetings american p#ssy imperialists! You must be getting used to having your fat a##es kicked by now. Our comrades in Vietnam showed you the way home, Fidel has outlived all your efforts to oust him, and comrade Chavez is making life very awkward for you!
The resurgent Mother Russia is frightening you, you cannot beat the backward militias of Iraq, and without the brave comrades of United Kingdom you will be useless against our glorious socialist armies!
You are big mouths, big a##es, floppy willies!
Do svidaniya comrade!
Vlad
Son of Santa said
I think you’ll find sodomy is a basic requirement of most of these fundamentalists Fergus, though they keep it quiet ’til the press leak it. Severe case of them that smelt it dealt it I think.
You’ll also notice if you look in them thar hills. an uncanny resemblance of most residents. Everyone round here seems to be a cousin or other. Trust me, the hills have eyes was a documentary not a movie.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Glory be, over 800 responses to this post! It’s so refreshing to see the Word of the Lord being received my so many individuals.
I know what you mean about those Brits, Pastor Tobin Maker! My ex-husband (our marriage was annulled so it doesn’t really count) was a Brit. While he wasn’t gay, he was a great big pansy.
Glory, Whole of His Love!
FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE said
So you Hamshanks profess to be superior
1) Kids comitting MASS MURDER IN SCHOOLS
2)Highest number of seriel killers
3)Supply funds to numerous terrorist organisations
4)Commit acts of war (leaving out Iraq afganistan etc WHAT ABOUT GRENADA YOU DUMB A#######) YES an ACT OF WAR
Then again what about shooting your own allies.
And after all this and more you think you should be the worlds peacekeeper and moral guidance
Pastor tobin is one confused mother fkcer if he thinks hs up to the job.
Connie Im still waiting (I have a place reserved in hell just for you, mmmmmmmmmm)
PS what of the weapons of mass destruction NO need you will do that yourselves
WhoDat said
Oh Miss Mabel it is so nice to see you.
I hope all is well. Can you believe the ignorant, to the lords love, folks who are teeming all over this place? It is surely a sin.
God Bless dearest sister.
WhoDat said
OH, and have you recoverd from the date with my brother, he is sooo full of energy. I know it can be overwhelming. He is very taken with you, and that you read to him and rock him when he gets overstimulated. But to be honest, you needent do that other thing, he needs to eat like an adult, but the thought was nice.
Bless you dear.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Hello Mr. WhoDat! What a pleasure to “see” you. I’ve gone back and read some of the posts. Are these heathens actually taking issue with Pastor Maker’s words? Well, I guess it’s hard to read the truth about themselves. Poor dears.
Has Brother McGregor been around? I’m wondering if he received my care package?
WhoDat said
From what I understand Brother McG is deep in prayer.
He is such a trooper for the Lord. Ministering to the nerdy, and the poor.
Glory! While of his love! Dear sister.
WhoDat said
Oops! I meant ‘whole’ of his love.
Silly me.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Brother WhoDat,
You’re such a caring person. Your dear brother sure is full of life! I apologize about the misunderstanding regarding dinner time. I understood that your sainted mother (may she rest in peace) used to perform the same service for him. I won’t let it happen again, though.
WhoDat said
I wish there was a moderator here to deal with the miscreants. They are a pushy bunch. I must say.
Seymour Tw@tt said
Hey hey it’s the bigots’ roadshow! And here’s a big hand to the wunnerful god-fearing redneck acolytes who spread their diseased neo-con gospel of hate and fear to the world.
I wonder how you can explain so many things away through the alleged blessings of a being whose existence is still to be proven. God is apparently a really good bloke you know, and I doubt he needs the putrid, ill-intentional bile you people spew from the depths of your rancid souls. He certainly wouldn’t need the rantings of a token racist who dodged the draft to “do God’s bidding”. I mean, come on, you might have even won in Vietnam if you’d got your fat backside in greens and grabbed a gun. I mean, your humility in acknowledging the “bravery and heroism” so keenly proffered by your brothers must almost choke you. Well, here’s hoping anyway…
You know, I reckon Jesus was the first communist. Think about it – everyone is equal, share all the wealth, no-one is better than anyone else. And he was a Jew – just like Trotsky! Does that make Karl Marx a bit John-the -Baptistesque?
As for your ladyfolk – loosen up ladies! Have a drink! You ever seen the Stepford Wives? Except Nicole Kidman was a bit more alluring. Women! Rise up and fight! You have nothing to lose but your chains (which fasten you to the kitchen sink)! Hallelujah! An orgasm is not a microscopic being, you know!
Rev Tobin – Homer Simpson incarnate! – do you love your sisters and your daughters? I mean, REALLY love them? I thought that was what all good inbred rednecks did…
Thank your god that we Brits are getting rid of this “special relationship”. I mean, if we want the world to hate us we’ve got a long way yet to surpass you lot with your flatulent sermons of “democratic” pontificating to all the world’s ’savages’.
Thank god for the European Union. The only culture you lot have is the crusty stuff between your toes…
WhoDat said
Miss Mabel,
No harm done, but you should reserve that until you two are married. It seems kinda slutty. No offense, of course.
Bless you dear.
WhoDat said
Seymore,
Jesus was NOT a pinko commie!!! Shame on you. And when he is Jack booting your patootie into the everlasting hell fire I hope you remember that. He is all about goodness and faith, so he will enjoy watching you scream for your sins, writhe and burn for all eternity in the pit of hell.
I will pray for you.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Brother WhoDat,
Thank you ever so much for your guidance. I guess I misunderstood that Bible verse. Silly me!
PG,
You sure do seem to have some funny ideas regarding women! It’s contrary to G*d’s edict for women to act in the manner in which you suggest. I suggest you pray and pray hard.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Oh, excuse me! I meant “Seymour” not “PG.” I’m such a silly!
Seymour Tw@tt said
He was!! He SO was! Even Josef Stalin (bless his name) was a man of the cloth. I believe you lot only “touch cloth”. That right?
I even heard that the Russian Orthodox church was considering having the Communist Manifesto added to their copies of the bible. Way to go!
Don’t pray for me. Pray for your miserable souls when you realise that God is a Briton. And he dunt like rednecks…
WhoDat said
Oh Miss Mabel,
AS a mere woman that is a lot for you to understand, especially since you have no man to explain it to you, no need to say you are sorry. You can’t help it at all, it is just your god given disability for being cursed as a female. You sweet, simple creature.
WhoDat said
Seymore,
God was a Briton? Really?
Hmmmm. Interesting.
JAF MAXIMUS said
Drug crazed Negro Black Panthers? Were you in the National Guard? Were you in the Police? I was in the Nam in 66 with the USAF, volunteered before I was drafted and I saw things you wouldn’t believe. left the USAF in 92 and stayed the UK, as I married a British girl who wanted to stay close to her family while stationed at Lakenheath in Suffolk. Before you go bad mouthing the Brits, let me educate you in some big mistakes in your opening comments.
Just when you thought the simpering, flouncing, kilt-wearing British people couldn’t get any worse.
Kilts are worn by the Scottish and some of the Irish, not the British as a whole (The United Kingdom is made up of four nations, England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland).
they do something that exposes them for the effeminate, Jesus-hating Shakespeare-quoters they truly are.
That’s funny seeing the last Prime Minister was a devout Christian, and the current one is the son of a Presbyterian Minister. The original Shakespeare is closer to the English written in the US than it is to that in the UK today. As for the effeminate’s its better that they are in the open so that they can be avoided, Brits take the Mickey out of them anyway.
First lesson. Don’t tar everybody with the same brush.
After all, what can we expect from a race of who were defeated by a rabble of bow-legged vegetarians led by a bald, four-eyed anorexic wearing a diaper?
Well two points on that one, firstly thanks to the USA calling back lots of loan’s the British couldn’t afford to hold the place and secondly 2.5 million Indians joined the British Indian Army to fight the Japs on the loose promise that the British would give them independence after the war, and did they give the Japs a kicking in southern Burma. The British kept their promise.
As for the bald, four-eyed anorexic wearing a diaper, he was a trained lawyer who was also a pacifist and an avid theologian and read extensively about all major religions (which you don’t seem to have from what I’ve read), though keeping faith with the one that he was born in to, in close to its purest form. He also to his credit, did form and don a uniform as non-combatant medic in the Boer War on the side of the British.
Unlike we Americans, the Brits didn’t have the courage and stamina to show their indians what’s what.
The US Army didn’t have 200 Million plus red Indians to deal with, plus simple bows and arrows v repeating Winchester 75 rifles and Colt Peacemaker pistols is not what I would call courage and stamina.
And look how they paid for that. Today England is overrun by cow-worshiping, curry-boiling bride-burners.
Funny that the courts over here had a ‘Scared Bull’ put down because it had TB, despite the protests of the ‘cow-worshipers’ who owned it, Curry is not that bad a food and as for bride-burners, that murder (known as Honor Killing over here. Though there is no honor in it) is not Hindu philosophy, but a tribal practice (and its mainly done by the Muslims not the Hindu’s).
Don’t sound like the British are overrun to me.
Those tea-sipping pinkie-raisers are too weak-willed to fight the muslim menace in Iraq, just as they were too frightened to join us in beating back the communist enemy in Vietnam.
Oh you will find that the British were in Iraq, long before 1990 and realised that the place was not worth the effort (They fought the Turks there in WWI and ruled the place until the late 1940’s) as for Vietnam, well the British were fighting the Commies is SE Asia, in Malaysia and they won that one without the help of the US, they did their bit. Its just a pity we didn’t listen to them on how to do it, we would have won the Nam easily had we done so.
However, be under no illusions that eventually, when the hindoos and muslims start to impose their Godless debauchery on the general populations of those damp, muddy isles, the Brits will turn to us for help, just as they did in World War One and again in World War Two.
Hindus are not the problem, they don’t force their religion on others, like you do, plus they dislike the Muslims as well. The UK is a bit damp at times, though it’s better than living in a dustbowl believe me. As for the UK calling for help, we lost hundreds of American lives to German submarine attacks in both WWI and WWII before we entered the war and our government did nothing. I hate to say this but it was the US that were the cowards, In fact it was the Germans that declared war on us in December 1941, not the other way around. The British declared war on the Japs on the same day as Pearl Harbour, sign of a true allay, just as they did help us in Korea and after 9/11.
Hopefully they’ll then discover that American charity goes only so far.
In fact the ‘American charity’ as you call it from WWII, they just finished paying for 7 months ago.
Lesson No 2. Get your facts right
Now I’ve also seen that your site supports Senator Brownback, and on checking, I’ve noted he has not served in the US Armed forces, I’m afraid that I don’t think he is worthy of support. Another stinking Lawyer, when will we get a decent president who knows something about the world we live on.
And by the way its JAF MAXIMUS, Not JEFF.
Seymour Tw@tt said
I notice also that Sammy Brownback portrays himself as the “William Wilberforce” of US Politics…
Is that the William Wilberforce who was the BRITISH politician who successfully campaigned against the slave trade of ethnic peoples?
Gosh what a coincidence!
WhoDat said
Ummmm,
Thanks for the rambling manifesto lady. Get some Motrin and a hunk of chocolate and relax. Honestly, women should be banned from the computer, as well as speaking, when the are filthy, they get soooo hysterical and verbose, heavens knows no one is gonna read that clap trap. Other than her husband, if he is a wimp, just to shut her up.
Go to the garage woman, and come back in when your hormomes/menses are under control and over!
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Jaf Maximus,
At least you got one thing right. Lawyers are a scummy bunch, aren’t they?
Seymour Tw@tt said
WhoDat you have soooooo much to say but no way of putting it across well. Misogyny is alive and well, hmmm? I bet your wife just LOVES you!
So what’s your excuse in not donning the combat greens and rifle for the homeland? Or does that yellow streak on your belly get in the way?
Seymour Tw@tt said
Mabel, you’re a bit of a goer aren’t you? Come on lady!
WhoDat said
Miss Mabel,
You are soooo right, lawyers are a horrible crew. And I hate to say that as one of my best friends in the world is a lawyer from Chicago, she is just a terrible skank, that woman would sleep with anything that moves, but bless her heart, has been trying to repent. I pray for her every day. She will go to hell, of course, but I still pray for her.
Vladimir Putin said
Heeey yankee imperialist dogs! You want some action? You try your luck with us!
You feel lucky? Well, do you comrade? Do you feel lucky?
Да здравствует Мать-Родина!!
WhoDat said
Seymore,
AS much as I would love to don the green army gear, even though with my coloring it really isn’t flattering and washes me out, I am afraid I have a bad knee from a freak tap dancing accident as a teen. At which point I learned God hates dancing.
Vladimir Putin said
Hey yankees! You men are worms in bed, yes? Your women want real Russian men for sure!
Miss Mabel, you come to Moscow! You never want yankee dick again!
Vlad
WhoDat said
VLAD.
You filthy man!! Do NOT speak to gentle Miss Mabel like that, she is pure as the driven snow.
For Shame! I hope a mod comes in here and gives you a stern talking to.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Brother WhoDat,
Your sharing of your tragic injury has brought tears to my eyes. You are one of a kind.
Seymour Tw@tt said
Oh come on!! Dodging military duty with a dodgy knee from tap dancing! Guffaw! And you have the nerve to call us cowards? So with your dodgy knee and the pastor’s “calling” stopping his service in ‘Nam, look at all that valorous service your effete army has lost out on!
Shame shame shame! In WW1 you’d be made to wear the white feather! And how many offspring do you or the pastaman have in the armed forces? Less than one I’ll wager.
You dribbling lilylivered excuses for humans!
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Seymour,
Goer? Communicate in English, you heathen!
WhoDat said
Amen Sister.
They are no doubt illegals, tired from cutting lawns all day, makes them crabby.
Vladimir Putin said
Miss Mabel! Come to Vlad! I put wind in your knickers! Strong Russian wind from Siberian taiga!
My rocket in my pants is great SS-20! Is better than pansy american pershing missile! You get lots of re-entry!!
Vlad
WhoDat said
Gentle Mabel,
Avert your eyes! Now!
This man, or so he says, is trying to turn your simple mind to the DEVILs ways.
Seymour Tw@tt said
Oh get bent over woman! You lot have no sense of humour, no culture, no grasp on reality and no grace whatsoever.
The only great thing about this website is that thanks to your support for Sammy Brownback, he has as much chance of winning the presidency as Ho Chi Minh! And he’s a dead communist!
Time we got you colonials back in line…
Seymour Tw@tt said
Hey Vlad! We’ll be more than happy to align ourselves with you! Cheap gas! Overthrow of the United States! Cheap Lada cars!
Hang on… not sure about that last one…
Fergus said
Thanks for the Support JAF… a timely reminder that not all Yanks are up their own ass.. You Christian Fundamentalists are giving your country an embarrassing image of clueless, brainwashed , arrogant draft dodging, Pussy inhabitants.
Big respect to JAF for representing true American opinion coupled with a solid understanding of the real facts coupled with a sharp and accurate grasp of history and the truth.
Fergus
WhoDat said
Dear Lord we pray to you to drop kick these filty sinners directly into hell where they belong.
Amen!
Vladimir Putin said
British Seymour!
No problem! Like in Great Patriotic War we will be allies again! Great Mother Russia! Great British Isles! Poncy american gangsters!
We can take american girls and show them good time! A stronghold sure! Надежный оплот!
Pastor! you are one big coward, yes? And your friend, comrade Whodat. He is limpwristed man. Maybe you do jiggy jiggy together!
Vlad
dadaclu said
I pray for the safety of Pastor Maker and Mrs. Gaines-Crockett. As you may know they are trying to kill Sisyphus at Blogs for Brownback and may already have murdered his friend Jack.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Fergus,
You seem to be fond of the word “coupled.” Dirty, dirty! I suggest you go pray.
Seymour,
As Jesus said, “Do not mock what you do not understand.” Brother WhoDat’s pasquinian preaching is obviously too complicated for your simple mind to grasp. Don’t despair! We’re here to help.
Glory, Whole of His Love!
WhoDat said
Seymore,
We have no sense of humor? Really?
You halfwit!
My heavens, that is irony at its best. Congrats.
BigCol (For it is He) said
Mabel,
Don’t tell Seymour to speak English, we did invent the chuffing language after all!
Why the hell should we stick around in Iraq as you lot endeavor to make it Vietnam II, The War that Cant be Won!
You fill the country with military hardware that your own people have trouble using (Robot Patrols – I Sh!t you not) then wonder why it goes wrong.
THESE PEOPLE DO NOT WANT YOUR TWISTED AMERICAN FORM OF CONSUMERIST DEMOCRACY!
Seymour Tw@tt said
Fergus, excellent points. However I am afraid to say that looking at the links on this website, these lunatics really are running the asylum. And GWB is just the tip of the iceberg.
It’s a common (false) opinion thats americans think we Brits are running out on Iraq. As you and JAF obviously know, that’s not the case, but it won’t stop manipulative miscreants like this getting their poison in the media. Like this.
Sadly yours, ST
Seymour Tw@tt said
WhoDat – is that rhyming slang?
I used the “irony” tag first. Go find your own material you cretin.
WhoDat said
Vlad,
You are an odd duck. But you are correct, I do have a bad/limp wrist from a tennis injury, so at least you are perceptive. I have been wearing a brace, but heavens it is a pain. Sounds like you have had the same trouble with a weak wrist(s), any advice? It would be much appreciated. Thank you so much.
God Bless.
Fergus said
“You seem to be fond of the word “coupled.” Dirty, dirty! I suggest you go pray”
Yes I misadvertantly used the word “coupled” twice, my mind was as pure as the driven snow when I used it with zero sexual connection. You did.. so what does that say for yours? Is Vlads offer of a good time playing havoc with YOUR Dirty mind.. I think you’re right in there Vlad comrade, me’lad, your right.. she is a go’er!
Fergus
Miss Mabel Gargula said
BigCob,
I didn’t tell Seymour to “speak” English. After all, I couldn’t hear him if he did. Jumpin’ junebugs, you Brits are touchy bunch. By the way, you didn’t invent the English language, Jesus did! Even if you had, you could clearly use a primer.
WhoDat said
Seymore,
Your mother didn’t love you, did she? Not that I blame her.
But, here we will take you into our arms, no matter what horrible personality traits you display, and give you gods love. We do not judge, even if you are a hellbound, sin bag, and a gay, we will still love and pray for you, no matter how fruitless.
Vladimir Putin said
Poncy Whodat!
You are one big poof, yes! Limp wrist from tennis! Ha! We have best tennis players in world. You don’t, except Williams sister and she is guy!
You are coward not going to army with dancing knee and tennis wrist! You are bad excuse for man! We have children who will invade yankee land and win! Because you are first line of defence and big poof! Hahaha!
Britain is better. They have Penguins Suck. He is big guy. He know how to fight, not like girly american pastor. The British air force and army will be better without you, girly poof!
Ha! We are cumming over the Volga! Ura!
Vlad
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Brother WhoDat,
You are a prince among men. Who else would devote so much of his time praying for these undeserving sinners? Bless your soul. Seeing the way these filthy beasts address a lady is almost too much for me. Thank Heavens for gentlemen like you!
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Fergus,
Please stop! You are making my brain hurt with your atrocious language skills. “Misadvertantly”? “Your right”? You’re making my eyes bleed.
WhoDat said
Thank you Mabel,
Have you notice that the British gays are not nearly as tough as our american homos? Lord allmighty, they are just a bunch of babies they make our faries look like WWF bear wrasslers.
Heavens to betsy!
Seymour Tw@tt said
WhoDat
You really are a snivilling worm of amoebic proportions. You can shove YOUR god’s love up your happy sack. The God who most people profess to love doesn’t hate and damn and kill. That’s what the story of Jesus is about isn’t it? Jesus – the first communist.
Yeah my mum loved me. But not the same way as you and your ilk love your mums. And sisters. And daughters. And cousins. And nieces. And any other female with a pulse.
Oh. And you’re a coward to boot. Still haven’t said if any of your family are in the forces, have you…?
BigCol (For it is He) said
Mabel,
Jesus (if indeed he did exist) was born in the Middle East so was unlikely to speak English, let alone “invent” it (is it possible to invent a language?). The Bible has been translated in many languages ofer the years (as have all the other religeous publications) and much is lost in translation through bastardising the language.
I would dare any of you to say you follow the Bible (whatever version, my personal favourite is the King James version) to the letter.
OK you asked him to “communicate” in English, although anyone but the most extreme pedant would understand what I was attempting to say.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Aren’t you all so ungrateful! Here we are, trying to save your unworthy souls, and what thanks do we get? No one invited you to this blog, by the by. You all could use a lesson in manners! Not a gentleman in the bunch, save dear Brother WhoDat.
WhoDat said
Well Seymore,
No one actually asked me that. My kids are too young.
My father was a Marine, and I had that horrible leg injury from Tap Dancing. My wife is of course not in the military. And my dear brother is ever so slightly retarded, so he doesn’t qualify.
Any more questions?
Seymour Tw@tt said
Mabel, you dried up old crone. Get over to the UK and gets some hot jism cookies! Gosh golly gee you’d not come back to the United States of Fatarsed Redneck Neocon Cowards!
I bet you do a great turn…
WhoDat said
Amen!
Miss Mabel, you witness Sister!
They are so rude. And their points are moot.
Bless you!
Seymour Tw@tt said
Yeah, WD. You’re a coward. Cowardly cowardly disgrace. Not worthy of even typing the word “soldier”.
Coward!
WhoDat said
MABEL DO NOT READ HIS POST!!!
It is horrible, especially for a chaste woman such as yourself. Stay away from their TAINT! It is filthy.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Seymour,
I will pray extra long and hard for your soul tonight when I get down on my knees to worship our Lord and Savior!
Glory, Whole of His Love!
Fergus said
Mabel, Stop it! You are making my head hurt with your crazy assumption that Jesus spoke English. He would most likely have spoken in Aramaic.. Quite possibly a coloured gentleman too.
WhoDat said
Seymore,
You couldn’t see the truth if someone smacked you upside the head with it, and this makes you fodder for folks who have a brain, and a sense of humor.
Just a heads up kid.
Smooches!!
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Dearest Brother WhoDat,
Thank you for the warning, but I already read Seymour’s foul post. As you know, before I found Jesus when I was in the hospital recovering from my head injury, I led quite the sinful life. Nothing these heathens write can truly shock me. I just pray extra hard and long for their souls.
By the by, wasn’t your sainted mother a WAC?
Fergus said
WACO?.. Was she a friend of David Koresh then?
All makes perfect sense now..!
Miss Mabel Gargula said
WAC = Women’s Army Corp, you poor uneducated thing. Book learnin’ ain’t just for lieberals, you know.
WhoDat said
Mabel Lamb,
Yes she was. But still a mere female, so I didn’t think of her. My apologies.
That Seymore is quite the nitwit. Wonder if he will ever ‘come to the light’? or if his head will just explode?
Shame, he/she didn’t actually seem that dumb at first. Insulting, but not totally idiotic.
You wanna take the over/under on if he/she unwedges their head from their butt? I say $5 on under (never gonna happen). What say you?
Seymour Tw@tt said
WhoDat and Mabel
You have the joint intellectual punch of a prepubescent 8 year old girl.
Quit while you’re nowhere near being ahead!
WhoDat said
Fergus,
Of course Jesus spoke English, how else could he have dictated the bible, verbatum? Sign language? LOL!!!!!
WhoDat said
Seymore,
You aren’t too bright are you?
No offense.
Have you read the Legal Notice here? Right side of the page.
Maybe you should revisit it and try and absorb the thing, if you still come back spewing the same nonsense then you have no reading comprehension at all. And you will continue to be a joke to the WWW.
Good luck kiddo.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Brother WhoDat,
I’m afraid that Sister Gaines-Crockett will be angered if she finds out we were wagering here. I’ll contact you privately. It’s safe to assume that Seymour won’t be coming to the light anytime soon. I think anger is clouding his judgment.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Seymour,
prepubescent 8 year old girl? Do you know many 8 year old girls who aren’t prepubescent? Never mind, I don’t really want to know anymore about your perversions. Sick, sick man.
WhoDat said
Drat!
My retarded brother hijacked the keyboard again.
Fergus said
WhoDat.. Geez… Now I know you’re taking the piss..
If you’re not let me enlighten you.. Most scholars believe that Jesus primarily spoke Aramaic, with some Hebrew and Greek, although there is some debate in academia as to what degree. Generally, scholars believe that the towns of Nazareth and Capernaum where Jesus lived were Aramaic-speaking communities, that he was knowledgeable enough in Hebrew to discuss the Hebrew Bible, and that he most likely knew Greek through commerce as a carpenter in nearby Sepphoris and because Greek was the common language of the eastern part of the Roman empire. Accordingly, Jesus is believed to have addressed primarily Aramaic-speaking audiences.
Am I the only one to find it quite staggering that your basic biblical Knowledge is as limited as it so clearly is? I mean you reckon he spoke English.. ROFL.. How do you work that one out?
You’ve just exposed the extent of your stupidity sir!
Or you’re having a right laugh!..
:D:D
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Brother WhoDat,
Please give your beloved brother my warmest regards. Is he wearing the socks that I knitted for him? He’s not wearing them on his hands again, is he?
Fergus said
Yep, very good, defo a piss-take, must admit you had me going for a while, I really was beginning to believe you Yanks are all truely as thick as pigs manure..
Hahaha.. Cracker!
JAF MAXIMUS said
Fergus is correct about the Bible, in that was not first written in English. How can this be true? It’s true because England didn’t exist until about 800AD, and the language of the first ‘English’ translation date’s from around 1450AD. It was Latin before that, though it was most likely first written in the language stated by Fergus, seeing that was the language spoken by the Jews at the time, and before his crucifixion, Jesus was a Jew. Why was this? Simple, it is because his mother was a Jew.
Fergus said
My apologies JAF, should have worded that differently..
Its gone all quiet in here.. lol
Anyone else get the feeling that they are all the same person? This has got to be a pis-take, either that or stupidity of the highest order..
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Fergus,
Just when I think you’re finally showing some common sense, you disappoint me. No, we’re not all the same person. I’ll continue to pray for your understanding.
Glory, Whole of His Love!
JAF MAXIMUS said
Fergus
The word on the street is that it’s a urine extract. if not it will be worth seeing the retort of that draft dodger pastor if its not. Either way it’s been a hoot.
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Jesus was a Jew who converted to Christianity.
We accept all who see the light.
In Christ’s Name.
Son of Santa said
Erm. so let me get this straight. Jesus converted to christianity? Didn’t his Dad, as founder of the jewish people complain a bit?
Did he have a solomn heart to heart with some retard of a pastor to explain the error of his ways?
If it weren’t for the fact that I meet people every day here that believe this pap just as you package it I would say it was a wind up. Sadly, America for the moment, will have to suffer more of this drivel and the world humiliation it brings.
iskanda said
‘Jesus was a Jew who converted to Christianity.
We accept all who see the light.
In Christ’s Name.’
What exactly are you a pastor of? How on earth could the Lord Jesus have CONVERTED to christiantiy? Christianity didn’t exist then. Take a hint from the name for a start..’CHRISTianity’. The Lord Jesus was the root of Christianity,. ‘IT’ started with him and his teachings. LOL, you people worry me!
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Lord, I beseech you to forgive these sinners their ignorance.
In Christ’s Name. Amen.
iskanda said
Don’t pray for forgivness for my ignorance, ‘Pastor’. Pray for your own.
veryshocked said
I think, WhoDat, a REAL debate is with sane people who can provide LOGICAL, COHERENT arguments about their stand. All you (and your cohorts) have are valid, baseless arguments that you obviously cannot back up.
How do you expect to debate with the INSANE?
Billy-Biped said
Jeeesssusssss, I’ve only been-done-gone for about half a day, and I’ve missed loads of good ol’evil action!
Following this thread, dya know what you remind me of Pasty Makee? Did you ever read “The War of the Worlds”? The scenes where, despite being faced with the destruction of the entire human race, the Priest, rather than think practically, puts his hands over his ears and goes “la la la, I can’t here you, God will save us, la la la”, before getting knocked out.
Let me give you another fine example: The film “Zulu”, in which the British are under attack at a missionary station, and facing almost certain death. The Priest hits the sauce, puts his hands over his ears and says “la la la I can’t hear you, God says you’re all sinners, repent and we’ll be saved la la la” just before he gets knocked out.
I sense a theme developing here. Can you give us your address so that mid-la la la, one of us can knock you out in order to save ourselves without your ridiculous commie bleating?
Billy-Biped said
and before you put your hands over your ears saying “la la la, that’s all fiction la la la crumple”, Zulu isn’t, but your deity is. Thump, clunk, crumple.
martin woodhead said
So you off to put on a uniform and fight the holy war in iraq then?
what a surprise the lord wants you for more important work
Dont worry THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER FORGIVES YOUR LACK OF BELIEF.
if I talk to an invisible friend its seen as madness but if its called jesus its seen as acceptable?
Cletus T. Klinker III said
Ah say we done need no Brownback for Pres
We need and want the Good Pastor tobin for pres, Yes Sir
Billy-Biped said
Oh, there you go Martin – stealing my thunder!
I’M THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER, AND SPARTACUS, and Brian at weekends.
skidmarx said
Jesus let me post here and I ran twenty redlights in his honour.
Sheep. said
“How do you expect to debate with the INSANE?”
You deign to call us insane? You’re the ones who were arguing with a sheep yesterday! Imagine that, thinking that a sheep could have the cognitive faculties and prehensile dexterity to use a computer
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To be honest, I’m not in the slightest bit bothered if this thread is genuine or a farcical urine-extraction, either way it’s been entertaining! Oh, and good morning too
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In the name of Bernard Cribbins.
So Fred said let’s have another cup of tea, and then we, went ‘ome.
Sir Billy Graham said
Pastor whats your name again, look up your name on google and you will find it number 1
Sir Billy Graham MBE OBE KBE MC VC CIA FBI DEA said
still the question goes unanswered what is “”AXIS OF EVIL”"
MUZZ Connie, please tell us what this is, and remember no cheating