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Sunday Morning Prayer for the children

Posted by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett on August 19, 2007

Dear Lord,

Our little ones will head off to school in the morning with brand new book bags, crayons, pencils, and tablets.

 

The lucky ones will be going to a private school where they will be taught by God-fearing, America-Loving educators who believe that a child’s mind is a terrible thing to waste.  Sadly, the children from lower-income homes will be herded off to that den of iniquity known as the Public School System.

 

There they will be taught awful things and horrible lies, that no innocent little child should ever hear such as how their great-great-great-great grandparents were primates, that it’s OK to be Gay, that condoms and not abstinence prevent pregnancy, and that our Commander in Chief, President George Walker Bush, is a buffoon with a personal agenda.

 

These poor babies will be at the mercy of Godless, pot-smoking, hippy feminists and Liberals who, under the guise of teaching, will stop at nothing to brainwash them into hating morality and learning free thinking. Please send these children one message, that an open mind is a tool of Satan.

 

If it is your will, Papa Lord, close these babies minds to the left-wing lunacy that they will be exposed to and let this next generation our Your children grow up to be Right-Wing Christian Fundamentalists and staunch Republicans. 

 

In This I pray, Amen.

 

Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett

P.S….Please make sure that Sam Brownback is elected President in 2008 and again in 2012. Because, Sam Brownback wouldn’t want the poor children in Public School to be taught a bunch of Liberal hooey either!

 

Cross-posted for the Liberals at Jesus General this morning. They need all the prayers they can get.

193 Responses to “Sunday Morning Prayer for the children”

  1. Nimrod said

    Mrs. Crockasht,
    If you had a gay child you would change your mind in one heck of a hurry.
    You are a bigot.

  2. Nimrod said

    Mrs. Crockasht,
    You sucked up your inane belief system with your mama’s milk.
    The foundation for all your arguments are merely philiosophical since there is no empirical evidence whatsoever for the existence of any supernatural beings. God is a fairy tale.

  3. Nimrod said

    Brownback is a catholic. Catholics know that evolution happened.

  4. Nimrod said

    I like the way Paul hijacked xtianity from jesus. He never met jesus yet writes almost one half the new testament.
    Then as the self appointed person that is to take the gospel to the gentiles, never once does he mention Hell. That is a serious omission.

  5. Nimrod said

    Religion is an engine of grief.
    We are lucky the founders created a secular government or all the religious nuts would be in constant civil war just like Iraq.
    You fundy nut cases need smacked down every few years.

  6. Brother Bear said

    Dear Mr. Nimr*d:

    Do you really believe you are a child of an ape? I hope you aren’t a teacher in a Public School with thoughts like those.

    Praise Jesus that my Nieces and Nephews are homeschooled.

    FIC
    BB

  7. Mark said

    Obviously written by someone that’s too good for those heathens. Must **UnChristian Words Removed**, I mean which is it – “a child’s mind is a terrible thing to waste” or “open mind is a tool of Satan”?

  8. Nimrod said

    If the devil could write a book that would cause untold suffering over thousands of years it would be the bible.
    The bible is so full of inconsistencies, contradictions and absurdities, no rational person could think it is the inerrent word of some god. Give me a break.

  9. Nimrod said

    Apes and humans are deended from the same ancestor, so, we are not descended from apes, we are apes.

  10. Nimrod said

    The stories in the bible are well shown to be myths that were orally handed down from different preceeding cultures. The flood myth is completely debunked, except to the looniest of fundamantalists.

    The Exodus myth never happened, couldn’t have hapened and I can tell you why.

  11. Mrs G – I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again – Matthew 6. Read it.

    Also, Nimrod – don’t judge Christianity, or religion as a whole, on what this lot keep saying. While I’m aware that the Tutus, Kings, Mandelas and Romeros of the world are probably outnumbered by the Gaines-Crocketts, the Makers, and the McGregors, religion is just like anything else human nature – it can be good or bad. Unfortunately, people often make it bad – but it’s by no means alone – a warped belief in evolutionary sociology led to much of the Nazi’s work for example, but that doesn’t make evolution wrong.

  12. Nimrod said

    Homeschool your kids and teach them that science is bad. Brainwash them and make robots out of them. Yeah that’s what to do.
    Homeschooled fundy christians kids (cretins) can’t even get in to a decent college. They have to go somewhere like Liberty where they don’t actually teach real science.

  13. Nimrod said

    Good people do good things and bad people do bad things but religion is really good at convincing good people to do bad things.

    Hitler was an idealogue. It wouldn’t have mattered what science was available. Most of his idealogies were connected to a mythical master race.

  14. Nimrod said

    Cristianity is merely evolved paganism. Nothing more.

  15. Nimrod said

    Interpreted,
    I have a good many friends who are christians. My oldest daughter is active in her church and volunteer work. We often converse on religious matters. She is what I call a practical christian.
    It is the fundamentalists that are always causing trouble.

    I noticed that Mrs. Crockasht was asking for inprecatory prayer. That is absolutely sick and perverted.

  16. Nimrod said

    Brother Bear makes his statement which instantly shows he has not a clue about how evolution works. He probably never had a single course in biology, yet his ilk will argue with scientists. That is delusional. He thinks he has sone :truth,” yet he has nithing of substance.

  17. Nimrod said

    If I had to say a prayer, and seeing the hate eminating from Mrs. Crockasht, my prayer would be, “god please protect me from your followers, especially TD Crockasht.”

  18. Rob said

    Dear Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett,

    Praise the sweet baby Jesus for people like you who do God’s work so effectively. Liberals are the spawn of the Devil. Just keep saying that over and over and over. Perhaps you could invoke an imprecatory prayer on the liberals, praying that they all get large boils on their naughty bits, or that they get some really nasty infection there that makes their naughty bits fall off. That would show them the mercy of our LORD.

  19. Rob said

    Nimrod,

    **UnChristian Words Removed** You’re a moron.

  20. Good people do good things and bad people do bad things but religion is really good at convincing good people to do bad things.

    I think that the problem is in the identification of ‘good people’ and ‘bad people’. Looking throughout history, there’s a lot of examples of this, eg Yeats – massive contribution to poetry (good) but supported Irish Nazism (bad).

    Hitler was an idealogue. It wouldn’t have mattered what science was available. Most of his idealogies were connected to a mythical master race.

    Sorry to Godwin myself above! I think that while people may use religion as a crutch for their own ideologies, it is true that, as you say, it wouldn’t matter if it was not available. If not this, then that, but they’ll still find justification in their own minds to do these things.

    I have a good many friends who are christians. My oldest daughter is active in her church and volunteer work. We often converse on religious matters. She is what I call a practical christian.
    It is the fundamentalists that are always causing trouble.

    ‘By their fruits you shall know them’ – you are right. There are good Christians, and bad Christians.

    I noticed that Mrs. Crockasht was asking for inprecatory prayer. That is absolutely sick and perverted.

    It gets better. On her delightful ‘hellbound’ page (which I am included on twice), she states this (her caps) -

    IN JESUS NAME, I CUT ALL UNGODLY SILVER CORDS AND LAY LINES.

    AS YOUR WAR CLUB AND WEAPONS OF WAR I BREAK DOWN, UNDAM, AND BLOW UP ALL WALLS OF PROTECTION AROUND ALL HOMOSEXUALS, WITCHES, WARLOCKS, WIZARDS, SATANISTS, ATHEISTS, LIBERALS, DEMOCRATS, SORCERERS, AND THE LIKE, AND I BREAK THE POWER OF ALL CURSES

    Fighting fire with fire, eh, Mrs G?

  21. PG said

    Mr, Brother Bear, you seem to grossly misunderstand the whole concept of evolution.
    No human living today is the “child of an ape”. It´s merely the fact that we and todays primats both evolved from another species that existed millenia before us.

    Evolution isn´t a process that happens from today to tommorrow, it takes generations for even smaller changes to take place. Take the Galapagos Islands. THe animals there ARE differrent than those living on the continents because they evolved in a differrent way to adapt to their environment. But one can still see that they´re related to their continental counterparts. The same is true with other such relations, like chimps and humans.

    Last but not least, a match of over 90% of the genetical structure of two differrent lifeforms has about the same chance to be a mere coincidence as 10 million people all winning the lottery on the same day. (Or even less off a chance.)

  22. Perhaps you could invoke an imprecatory prayer on the liberals, praying that they all get large boils on their naughty bits, or that they get some really nasty infection there that makes their naughty bits fall off. That would show them the mercy of our LORD.

    You, sir, would appear to be psrodt. Transpose letter 2 one to the right, and letter 6 one to the left.

  23. Last but not least, a match of over 90% of the genetical structure of two differrent lifeforms has about the same chance to be a mere coincidence as 10 million people all winning the lottery on the same day. (Or even less off a chance.)

    50% with a banana, PG.

  24. Rob said

    Intrepreted,

    Hitler was a **UnChristian Words Removed**

  25. reb in NC said

    This whole sites **UnChristian Words Removed**

  26. Nimrod said

    This is the most vile nest of fundamentalists I ever saw.
    Crank up you imrecatory prayer. Pray for me to die you ibeciles.
    Every study ever done shows prayer does not work.

  27. Hitler was**UnChristian Words Removed**

    Nice caricature, Rob.

    At least I hope it’s a caricature. You’re not a metapedian, are you?

  28. Every study ever done shows prayer does not work.

    Depends – one could consider the placebo effect a form of faith healing at its most literal, and prayer, like meditation, can help one to work things out in one’s own mind (Matthew 6:8 says similar – the act of saying a prayer would seem to be for our benefit, because God knows what we would be praying for anyway).

  29. Rob said

    **UnChristian Words Removed**

    For saying that to a good Christian such as myself, you will be smitten by God. He will squash you like the cockroach that you are. Splat!

    You, as is Nimrod, are a moron.

  30. a good Christian such as myself

    Pride, Rob, pride …

  31. Nimrod said

    Hitler was an ideological kook, just like the facist fundamentalist christians.

  32. Rob said

    Sorry, I also meant to say that Nimrod and interpreted are as dense as a rock.

    Interpreted, read this:

    “Therefore, I am convinced that I am acting as the agent of our Creator. By fighting off the Jews, I am doing the Lord’s work.”

    and

    “Secular schools can never be tolerated because such a school has no religious instruction and a general moral instruction without a religious foundation is built on air; consequently, all character training and religion must be derived from faith…. We need believing people.”

  33. What’s wrong with homeschooling? I’ve taught 3 of my 4 at home and every one of them has gone on to be accepted in great colleges. I chose to h.s. because a) there wasn’t a Christian private school within 50 miles of our home and b) I wasn’t about to let them go to a secular school. My kids are all on the honors list, Dean’s list and my second oldest will graduate Cum Laude from OU in Spring ‘08. Unless you know what you’re talking about I suggest you shut up.

  34. Nimrod said

    Rob,
    You are the epitomy of arrogance. Moron implies low intelligence. It is obvious that Iterpreted and I are of at least average intelligence. You need to get a dictionary and define words before you use them in the wrong context. You are coming off as somewhat illiterate.

  35. Sweet Jesus, you preach the truth.

    What the hell is the world coming to when our kids need be assaulted with facts, knowledge and that darn truthiness that’s become the latest fad among liberals and traitors (but I repeat myself)?

    Since when did our kids need to know anything that hadn’t already been put down by Our Lord in his best book of books?

    So, while we continue to send our kids to one of those heathen schools (gotta get our tax dollars’ worth, don’tcha know), I have promised myself to do my best this year to shield them from any of this newfangled teaching; moreover, fervent praying has convinced me that I must wield the thick stick of compassion and beat out of them any residue of knowledge or critical thinking that might remain after they leave school.

    Maybe they can still grow up to be good Xtian Republicans, but the Lord knows it’s a struggle.

    In righteousness,

  36. “Therefore, I am convinced that I am acting as the agent of our Creator. By fighting off the Jews, I am doing the Lord’s work.”

    and

    “Secular schools can never be tolerated because such a school has no religious instruction and a general moral instruction without a religious foundation is built on air; consequently, all character training and religion must be derived from faith…. We need believing people.”

    See, Hitler was a good Catholic just like Sam Brownback!

    If I claimed that I could shoot web from my hands, swing from towerblock to towerblock, and predict danger using my precognitive senses, would that make me Spiderman?

  37. Rob said

    A Baptist mom:

    See, you agree with Hitler that all schools should have religious instruction. Contratulations!!!

    I am sure we can count on you for a vote for Brownback.

  38. Nimrod said

    Mom,
    Did you teach them biology? Any science?

  39. Rob said

    Nimrod,

    **UnChristian Words Removed**

  40. What’s wrong with homeschooling? I’ve taught 3 of my 4 at home and every one of them has gone on to be accepted in great colleges. I chose to h.s. because a) there wasn’t a Christian private school within 50 miles of our home and b) I wasn’t about to let them go to a secular school. My kids are all on the honors list, Dean’s list and my second oldest will graduate Cum Laude from OU in Spring ‘08. Unless you know what you’re talking about I suggest you shut up.

    Ahh, anecdotal evidence that we couldn’t possible check from a faceless, anonymous person on the internet. Convinces me!

    Nimrod – just because he disagrees with us doesn’t mean he’s stupid. We can all go astray …

  41. **UnChristian Words Removed**.

    Hmm, and what would that purpose be? Don’t type it, actually – it will get**UnChristian Words Removed** methinks.

  42. Nimrod said

    No, Rob, I understand completely. **UnChristian Words Removed** Give me a break.

  43. Rob said

    Interpreted,

    Those are Hitler’s very own words. He was a Catholic. The Catholic Church supported his works. He was just more efficient than the Church at accomplishing its goals. He did six million in about ten years, whereas it took the Church thousands of years to reach the same order of magnitude. Let’s review here: Hitler was a Catholic, he believed he was carrying out the Lord’s work, he was directly supported by his Church, thus we can conclude what? You’re smart enough here not to rely on a Spiderman analogy.

  44. [...] Clark Sunday Morning Prayer for the children » This article link is from an article posted at Baptists For Brownback 2008 on Sunday, August 19, [...]

  45. Rob said

    Nimrod,

    If you can figure that our **UnChristian Words Removed**.

  46. **UnChristian Words Removed**

    I’m not sure that he is taking it seriously.

    He did six million in about ten years

    Twelve million. Remember the dissenters, gay people, disabled people, and Roma.

    **UnChristian Words Removed**

    Maybe by the Church (through their silence, admittedly), but not by what the Bible says – if the Catholic Church went against that, then, for that period, its ‘christianity’ is doubtful. Also, remember that it was only the leaders who did this – many Catholic priests also died in Death Camps.

  47. Rob said

    Interpreted,

    Let’s review what the bible says about genocide. How many populations were completely wiped off the face of the world in the Old Testament. I’ll start with the Midianites and the Sodomites. I really like that last one because of the very**UnChristian Words Removed**between Lot and his two daughters.

  48. The community college worked in conjunction with a state approved regional h.s. program and children were taught everything from biochemistry, cell and developmental biology, human Biology, molecular Biology and Mendelian genetics. I should know I am an adjunct professor there. The only thing they weren’t taught was the theory of evolution – science fiction wasn’t in their curriculum. Before you offer any other heedless remarks to the conversation you should know that my husband is a Professor of English and Comparative Literature at the same college so I’d say my children had a pretty good education. Can you say that about your own children?

  49. Let’s review what the bible says about genocide. How many populations were completely wiped off the face of the world in the Old Testament. I’ll start with the Midianites and the Sodomites. I really like that last one because of the very sexy incest between Lot and his two daughters.

    I consider the vast majority of that to be superseded by the message of the New Testament, which is overwhelmingly one of compassion, nonviolence, and peace.

    Don’t play the ‘let’s dig up nasty facts from the past of our role models’; everyone loses.

  50. The community college worked in conjunction with a state approved regional h.s. program and children were taught everything from biochemistry, cell and developmental biology, human Biology, molecular Biology and Mendelian genetics. I should know I am an adjunct professor there. The only thing they weren’t taught was the theory of evolution – science fiction wasn’t in their curriculum. Before you offer any other heedless remarks to the conversation you should know that my husband is a Professor of English and Comparative Literature at the same college so I’d say my children had a pretty good education. Can you say that about your own children?

    Anecdotes mean nothing in arguments. Seriously.

  51. Rob said

    A Baptist mom:

    Were they taught atomic theory? You realize that it is just a theory. I’m a chemist, and I’ve never seen an electron, and I’ve never seen a nucleus undergo fission. It’s all just theory. Just like evolution. Why do you reject one and not the other?

    If they were taught Mendelian genetics, were they also taught alchemy?

    By the way, it is virtually impossible to teach developmental biology without discussing evolutionary theory. They go hand-in-hand.

  52. Rob said

    Interpreted,

    The Bible is not a smorgasbord. You can’t pick and choose the stories you like. You’ve got to accept the whole thing.

    There are countless stories of Jesus in the NT that are unflatering and immoral.

  53. And your insipidity is supposed to impress me? I think not. It’s been an experience chatting with you but some of us have a Lord to worship this morning. Have a nice day.

  54. You realize that it is just a theory.

    Do you know what the term ‘theory’ means?

    The Bible is not a smorgasbord. You can’t pick and choose the stories you like. You’ve got to accept the whole thing.

    I do. But if something that Jesus said is different to something that the OT said, I’m going to go with Jesus.

    There are countless stories of Jesus in the NT that are unflatering and immoral.

    If there are so many, then give me some. Countless ones, ideally.

  55. They weren’t biochemists when they completed the program, but they knew a whole lot more than had they been at a public school. More importantly, without the secular influence distorting the scientific evidence. As much as I would like to sit here and discuss orbital and electronic structure, atomic orbital, electronic structure, ionization energies, electron affinities and atomic and ionic radii all day long but I really have a service to get ready for. Hope you have a nice Sunday.

  56. PG said

    Problem, Rob: The new testament explicitely says that the old one´s mostly outdated. Including the genocide.

  57. Nimrod said

    Ron,
    Good video.

  58. reb in NC said

    Ummm, how were my words **UnChristian Words Removed** of this site deemed “unChristian”? I mean, this whole page reads like something out of “Gulliver’s Travels,” by Rev. Swift.

    Mod Note: We don’t like it when someone attempts to suggest we’re “funnin”. Don’t mock the Lord’s Work!

  59. Nimrod said

    PG,
    You do not know your bible. When jesus was asked if the old testament was still in effect he said, “every jot and tittle.”

    Nothing worse that a christian that doesn’t know their bible. Cheesh.

    Mod Note: Or one that doesn’t capitalize the Saviour’s Name.

  60. Nimrod said

    PG shot himself in the foot. I wonder how he will try to lie out of it.

  61. Rob said

    PG,

    Sorry, but you are wrong. Jebus said that ALL Old Testament rules and regs were still vaild. Since you seem to know so much, please quote Chapter and Verse where Jebus says that the OT is not valid.

  62. Rob said

    Nimrod,

    Christians know there Bible verbatim. It is implanted as a tiny chip in their brain when they are baptized.

  63. Nimrod said

    Rob,
    These fundies have been lied to and have accepted it so much that they think if they pass on a lie, everyone will automatically believe it, just like they believe everything the priestcraft tells them.

  64. Nimrod said

    I really don’t think it is necessarry to capatilize the name of a person that never existed.

  65. Nimrod said

    I had this fundy telling me that the gospels are eyewitness accounts when Luke says in the first chapter that the story “was handed down through the generations.” He admits he was not an eyewitness.
    None of the gospels were signed by the authors and they were not given there names until about 315 CE.

  66. reb in NC said

    Who says aatiee is “funnin’”? It is really a very well-crafted artform, a particular kind of literary work defined as “a composition holding up VICE or FOLLY to ridicule.” In general, aatiee makes use of ridicule, irony, sarcasm, etc., for the purpose of exposing and discouraging vice or folly. In other words, aatiee is humor for obvious moral purposes. It uses laughter to expose moral excesses or behavior which the writer sees as passing the limits of what is acceptable. And you’re pretty darn good at it.

  67. WhoDat said

    nimrod,

    Considering this site is Mrs Gaines-Crocketts, perhaps you should act like an adult and address her by her proper name.

    God Bless.

  68. Nimrod said

    “‘Religion is based…mainly upon fear…fear of the mysterious, fear of defeat, fear of death. Fear is the parent of cruelty, and therefore it is no wonder if cruelty and religion have gone hand in hand…. My own view on religion is that of Lucretius. I regard it as a disease born of fear and as a source of untold misery to the human race.’”

    Bertrand Russell

  69. Nimrod said

    I wonder where PG went? He throws out a lie then goes off hiding :)

  70. Nimrod said

    Typical christian

  71. You do not know your bible. When jesus was asked if the old testament was still in effect he said, “every jot and tittle.”

    Sorry, but you are wrong. Jebus said that ALL Old Testament rules and regs were still vaild. Since you seem to know so much, please quote Chapter and Verse where Jebus says that the OT is not valid.

    Yes, he says that he’s not come to abolish but to uphold the law, etc etc, but its the paradigm, the underlying framework that changes.

    Example – while the OT prescribes execution as the punishment for several crimes, Jesus tells us that only someone who is without sin (that is, no human) can cast the first stone. He hasn’t changed the Law.

  72. I wonder where PG went? He throws out a lie then goes off hiding
    Typical christian

    I’m still here >:)!

  73. Nimrod said

    Interpreted,
    You have just pointed out another of the hunfreds of inconsistencies and contradictions found in the bible.Right wing fundamentalists would use the bible as a legal document. There is no way the bible can be used to govern people. None of the cults agree on it’s meaning.
    We are lucky to have had the founders craft a pure secular goverment.

    By the way, the only difference between a religion and a cult is the amount of property they own.

  74. Rob said

    Interpreted,

    You know very well that the parable of “he who is without…” referred ONLY to those who had not committed adultery specifically. He did not say or imply that someone who was sinless, only someone who had not committed adultery. The point of this teaching was to show the hypocrisy of the people wanting to do the stoning. That is why the people slunk off in embarassment.

    No where in the NT does Jebus say that any OT law is invalidated by his “coming.”

  75. Rob said

    Nimrod,

    A cult is a group of people with specific religious beliefs, but who are a small minority population.

    A religion is a group of cultists who have a majority and control what gets said and thought.

  76. PG said

    “PG,
    You do not know your bible. When jesus was asked if the old testament was still in effect he said, “every jot and tittle.”

    Nothing worse that a christian that doesn’t know their bible. Cheesh.”

    1. I´m no christian.
    2. Seems like another of those fine contradictions the bible is chock full with.

    “I wonder where PG went? He throws out a lie then goes off hiding :)

    YOu know, B4B is not the only thing in my life.

    “You know very well that the parable of “he who is without…” referred ONLY to those who had not committed adultery specifically. He did not say or imply that someone who was sinless, only someone who had not committed adultery. The point of this teaching was to show the hypocrisy of the people wanting to do the stoning. That is why the people slunk off in embarassment.”

    It´s written. He who is without sin. Not without adultery. YOu either take it by the letter or not, mixing like you fundies do is pure hypocrisy.

  77. Nimrod said

    Sister Taffy Wins Mrs. Christian 1999 Title
    “Winning this Mrs. Christian contest means the most to me of all the many Christian Pageants I have won. Since we are in the Final Days, there won’t be a Mrs. Christian 2000, so I’ll be Mrs. Christian for eternity. Praise the Lord!”

    Oops. We are now seven years later.
    This is typical.

    Jesus said that “some people here won’t die befre the kingdom comes,” and “this generation will not pass away before the kingdom comes.” So jesus is about 2000 years late.

  78. Rob said

    PG,

    I’m just telling you what the scholary interpretation is. Just like the commandment “Thou shalt not murder.” This is widely interpreted by Jewish scholars to mean not murder other Jews.

    You are so clueless to think I’m a fundie. You’re a moron.

  79. dadaclu said

    Rob,
    You should visit the Blogs4brownback site. The brilliant Sisyphus has explained all of sub-atomic physics there.
    http://blogs4brownback.wordpress.com/2007/05/18/heliocentrism-is-an-atheist-doctrine/

  80. Amen Dadaclu!

    Brother Sisyphus is a genius when it comes to scientific things, politics, and religion. Best of all, I understand that he gets it honestly.

    I am on my Blackberry sitting outside the Coach House Grill waiting to be seated so I cannot linger. I just wanted to make sure that everyone visits our friends at Blog 4 Brownback.

    Bless you, dear.

  81. Nimrod said

    The earth still orbits the sun, no matter how much double talk and crackpottery you spout.

  82. Nimrod said

    From the link,
    “1) No one–not Copernicus, not Kepler, not Galileo, not Newton, not Einstein–absolutely no one has proven the earth to be moving.

    2) The earth moves only thru abstract, abstruse, and esoteric mathematics invented to make it move.”

    If you believe this, then I am the pope.

  83. ophalia said

    this is the saddest attempt at science I ahve ever seen, and I’ve seen some pretty sad ones. Ever heard Einstein’s quote?

    “Science without religion is lame. Religion wihtout science is foolish”

    These scientists know what they’re talking about. They’ve done years of research and aren’t “out to get you” like you probably think.

  84. America has gone downhill and into the sin bucket ever since atheists threw Jesus out of our classrooms and replaced Him with the fantasies of evilution and carbon 14 and quantum physics.

    In Christ’s Name.

  85. [...] Sunday Morning Prayer for the children » This article link is from an article posted at U.S.E. « Baptists For Brownback 2008 on Sunday, [...]

  86. Nimrod – look around blogs4brownback to see what he says about electrons and angels. Whoaa.

  87. Nimrod said

    Pastor Tobi,
    Your DD is worth about the same as a degree in basket weaving where it comes to science.

    It is also rather odd that Japan has ten times less crime than the US and there are virtually no christians there.

    Iterpreted,
    This all just so much crackpottery. None of the nonesense on that site comes close to science. It is pure fantasy. These creation “scientists” never publissh for peer review. None of those fairly tales are vetted.

  88. Jake said

    well let’s just say that I thought the kilt thing was stupid but I sure don’t like the idea that my kid would have a gay teacher. I think they need to be weeded out simply because you just never know.
    I also resent like hell that some local schools are preaching the global warming when most of the scientists say it is bull and just a way for us to be scared into following along.

    The worry that some of these liberal gay types teaching bs doctrine instead of writing, arithmatic and reading has me like a teapot in a tempest. We have to roll back to the basics in schooling.

    India has a high crime rate and it’s not christian either so what do you say to that Nimrod? Canada is a Christian country and it doesn’t have a high crime rate at all and according to Michael Moore has as many guns and rifles as we in the states do.

    Refute that!

  89. Psycheout said

    What is this? The Nimrod thread? Icky-poo. I need a shower. Yuck.

  90. Nimrod said

    Jake,
    You are a homophobe, #1.

    #2, you are a liar. The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) concludes, “most of the observed increase in globally averaged temperatures since the mid-20th century is very likely due to the observed increase in anthropogenic greenhouse gas concentrations” via the greenhouse effect. Natural phenomena such as solar variation combined with volcanoes have probably had a small warming effect from pre-industrial times to 1950, but a small cooling effect since 1950. These basic conclusions have been endorsed by at least 30 scientific societies and academies of science, including all of the national academies of science of the major industrialized countries. A few individual scientists disagree with some of the main conclusions of the IPCC.

    The ignorance displayed on this blog is breathtaking.

    People, you must quit blindly believing what these preachers and the priestcraft tell you. They have no credentials in science and they are merely trying to control you.

    Religion has nothing to do with crime rate, it is the social values of a country.

  91. Nimrod said

    Nimrod is here to expose all these lies and vile nature of this blog.
    This is a nest of hatred and bigotry.

    Mod Note: You can think that if it makes you happy

  92. Jake said

    Nimrod go to Alex Jones website prison planet for the truth on IPCC
    half the scientists they listed on their study didn’t even agree with them. Call me a liar and be glad you are where you are at cuz I’d kick your ass back into the last mediaval warming period.

  93. Nimrod said

    Jake,
    You have been roundly refuted. You need to get some education, young man.

  94. Jake said

    Also Nimrod king of Babble…you brought up the crime rate in Japan loser. I was countering it or is that not allowed?

    retard

  95. Nimrod said

    Jake,
    My, oh my. Alex Jones has no academic, let alone scientific credentials. He is a sensationalist and conspiracy theorist. He sees consiricy in everything. He’s a paranoid schizophrenic.You need to watch your sources lil buddy.

  96. Jake said

    I said go to Alex Jones website Prison Planet and read.

    Too scared to? Too scared to see that your hero Gore is lying to you?

    Too impressed by fancy smancy singers to go look for the truth?

    You are the one being brainwashed. I’m not even Christian and I know the global warning is a scam.

  97. Nimrod said

    Jake,
    You don’t have a clue. You are devoid of critical thought. You are being fed a bunch of bs. Try studying some science.

  98. Nimrod said

    Jake,
    I suppose you “believe” the earth is six thousand years old. You are an ignorant cretin.

    Mod Note: Yes Jake can be annoying. He is not saved and is constantly pushing his ridiculous science at us.

  99. Jake said

    yeah Nimrod maybe Alex Jones is no scientist but he has talked to plenty of them.
    I suppose you think saudi hijackers blew up the wtc buildings as well right? I bet you think Bush is your hero?

    I’m telling you it is a scam…Global warming is a scam and its all part of the program to scare us. More than half the scientists mentioned by the IPCC deny yes DENY that they agreed with the findings. They use a computer simulus which doesn’t even agree with other computer simulus.

    Keep your head in the sand…other people are waking up.

  100. Nimrod said

    I was at the website several times. Alex is a conspiracy nut. He can’t back up his claims.

  101. Jake said

    did i say i believed in a 6,000 year old planet? I believe that the dinosaurs walked around approx 63-64 million years ago.

  102. Jake said

    okay nimrod whatever…
    suit yourself. I said scientists-real scientists are denying global warming as real but suit yourself.

    I think you are the cretin here because someone knows just a little bit more than you do.

    moron

  103. Nimrod said

    Jake,
    Sorry, I figured you were a YEC.

    Jones finds a consiricy in everything on the planet. It ain’t so.

  104. Jake and Nimwit, you two need to get a room and keep your perverted love for one another off of this blog. In case you haven’t noticed this is a Christian forum to support Sam Brownback and not a dating service for the sexually confused.

  105. Nimrod said

    Jake,
    Those scientist all agree that global warming is happening due to greenhouse gases. What they are not in agreement with is the mechanics, and as you say the modeling. Saying that they don’t confirm global warming is a lie, a conspiracy.
    Nobody takes Jones seriously.

  106. Jake said

    Jones may find conspiracy or truth depending on who you talk to. He has many learned people supporting his views and all of these people at the top of their field including scientists who specialize in weather.

    I cannot make you read there but if you did you might be surprised at the people who are all on the same “bandwagon”

    I don’t like gays and that is my perogative. I don’t want them raising my kid period and that is also my perogative.

    I think it is unnatural and I don’t think a lot of them can be trusted and that is just me. I don’t think they should be harassed or imprisoned or marked with any kind of pink triangle nazi tactic but I do not like them.

    And what I am saying about global warming is true-
    more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere would actually create more moisture which in turn would fall as snow in the polar regions. Global warming to use IPCC reasoning is actually backwards.
    The earth heats and cools all the time over thousands of years. It is not a hockey stick chart at all…(if you have studied global warming you will understand what i mean by hockey stick)

  107. Jake said

    kiss my **UnChristian Word** Connie

    Mod Note: Mind your manners mister!!!

  108. Nimrod said

    Connie,
    Funny! I thought nobody here had a sense of humor!

    If Brownback gets elected the Pope will be running the country.

  109. Jake said

    one more time nimrod.
    All the scientists who are listed on the IPCC study are now coming forward and stating that their names were added to the study and they did not agree with it which was left out of the information.
    Which is like me saying i did a study on who doesnt like gay people and adding your name to it and thus inferring that you didn’t like them.
    The scientists on the study are saying publically they did not agree.

    One scientist came up with this idea and no one else agrees with him.

  110. Nimrod said

    Jake,
    Your “belief” that more CO2 would make more snow has been soundly refuted.
    You don’t understand science and you have not checked into the credibility of Jones, it is obvious.

  111. Nimrod said

    Jake, you are merey repeating a lie.

  112. Jake, only a low class sodomite would speak to a lady that way. When you catch something and your ping-pongs fall off you’ll wish you’d been nicer to me. I might just be the ER nurse who you’ll expect to help sew them back on. Pervert.

  113. Irene said

    wow this is fascinating.
    Sheryl Crowe pumps out more of a carbon footprint with all the trucks she uses to get around and then there is that guy from pulp fiction with two jets in his driveway and he is also preaching global warming. The guys abusing our globe by pumping out 8 times more than the average person are also the people preaching against it.

  114. Nimrod said

    The earth is absolutely warming up. Nobody denies that.

    Even one degree F in the whole volume of the atmosphere is an enormous amount of energy.

    One obvious reason is the increase in greenhouse gases. Do you know how many tons of CO2 we pour into the atmosphere each day? No.

  115. Are you crazy, Nimwit, the earth is cooling down. Didn’t you get the memo? Global Warming is a huge liberal hoax.

  116. [...] House Sunday Morning Prayer for the children » This article link is from an article posted at U.S.E. « Baptists For Brownback 2008 on Sunday, [...]

  117. Nimrod said

    Yeah, Connie, you tell that infidel Jake how it is!

    Jake = pervert and homophobe

  118. Nimrod said

    Connie,
    You are very misinformed.

  119. Jake said

    Nimrod I really feel you have a problem with comprehension almost as bad as these baptist crazies
    1. Alex Jones is not the scientist I am relying on here
    2. The scientists he has spoken to are some of the best in the world and include america’s top female scientist. (sorry i cannot remember some of these names but i will get them if i have too. Google weather and top american female scientist and it may get them for you or i will go and get them myself)
    3. Increased moisture in the air will fall as snow at the poles. That is no lie. The polar temps are not decreasing at all.

    I was just as frightened by the concept and then I did some research. Alex Jones may be the most paranoid man on the planet and he is still providing a lot of truth. He pointed out that the WTC were brought down by explosives-he had plenty of notable physicists to back him up as well as engineering scientists. He has uncovered all kinds of lies and bs.

    I know he isnt a scientist but he does his research. To write him off as some kind of conspiracy nut is unfair.

  120. Nimrod said

    All the main gaciers are melting. The Ice caps are melting. There are tons of proof for that including areal photos from the 50’s compared to now.
    That was the most ignorant statement I have seen on ths blog so far.

  121. Jake said

    here is the program and all the scientists who refute it
    CBS-Global Warming Doomsday called off

    The people i mentioned -the top female scientist in America etc are all here

    http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/may2007/130507Doomsday.htm

  122. Nimrod said

    The scientists did not tell Jones what he says they told him. You aren’t reading my posts.
    Jones has zero credibility. He is a Consiricy Theorist. That is his career. He makes a conspiracy out of everything. He is getting rich on it.

  123. Jake said

    The earth is warming up because it does in natural cycles. And it will cool down as well. Watch the docu on the link and see for yourself if you have the courage to have your ideas challenged.

    Do you?

  124. Even one degree F in the whole volume of the atmosphere is an enormous amount of energy.

    Let’s work it out. SHC of air ~ 0.6J/kgdegrees F (it varies quite a bit, but hey, it’s an average.

    Weight of atmosphere, below ionosphere (where it’s so hot, it doesn’t really matter) – 5.3 × 10^18 kg

    Change in energy = Mass x SHC x Change in temperature = 5.3 × 10^18 kg x 0.6J/kg degrees f x 1 degree F = 3.18 x 10^18 J.

    By that very approximate calculation, the equivalent of 36,000 of the bombs that were dropped over Nagasaki.

  125. Although that said, ‘global warming’ is a bit of a misnomer – the greenhouse effect is just part of the whole El Nino/Gulf Stream/desertification package.

  126. Nimrod said

    Jake,
    Martin Durkin who made that film is no better than Jones. He has no credibility. The scientists you are referring to is a handful of kooks.
    Martin Durkin is a television producer and director, Many of his documentaries have caused consistent controversies. He is understood to have once been closely involved with the Revolutionary Communist Party and its later offshoots Living Marxism (or LM magazine) and Spiked, a magazine and associated political network which promotes libertarian views, and is critical of environmentalism.

    You are hanging with the wrong crowd lil buddy.

  127. Jake said

    look if you want to be a stubborn moron and not read what i am saying then fine.
    Several times i have said that it is not alex jones who is making the statements about global warming…i have said it is scientists…and plenty of reputable scientists at that.
    The docu was made by CBS and called Global Warming Doomsday Called Off

    It is merely hosted at prison planet.
    It was made by a reputable news station.

  128. Jake said

    try not to be so predictable here. I am not your lil buddy. I’m probably older and perhaps even a little wiser.
    The scientists in that program are the ones making the claims…not the producer, not alex jones.
    The scientists in that program state and they are the best…they state that it is a lie.

    Global warming is a lie. Get that into your head.

  129. Jake said

    The top american female scientist is a kook?

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  130. Nimrod said

    I am sure not going to put any faith in what martin Durkin says. He’s a kook.

    Thanks, Interpreted. 36,000 hiroshima bombs. If someone doesn’t think that would not damage the climate, they need to see a psychiatrist.

  131. Jake said

    then you are the narrow minded person here. You are more narrow minded than an army of Connies or Crocketts.
    I’m done with you. Sad failed man that you are

    later crazies. looks like you added one more crazy to the crowd. Nimrod probably believes the world is flat as well or has a secret nazi base hidden in the middle someplace.

  132. Nimrod said

    Basing everything one knows on Alex Jones is no better that these people that base everything they know on Ken Ham’s Answers in Genesis. Crackpottery at it’s finest.

  133. Nimrod said

    Jake,
    Why are you making up stuff now? That is pretty low rent.

  134. Nagasaki bombs, actually, Also, I applaud a fellow comrade in the war against Living Marxism – if you want more examples of their kookery, they also deny that genocides took place in Rwanda and Bosnia, instead believing that the whole things were hoaxes.

  135. Nimrod said

    Jake sees his conspiracy theories go up in the smoke of reason so he runs away. Hehe.

  136. Jake said

    Well when was the last time we detonated 36,000 hiroshima bombs?
    Volcanos screw with the atmosphere as well.

    I mean get it into your thick head that you are just buying into something designed to scare you.

    and control you as a result.
    I’m out of here. You are as brainwashed as the “Christians”

  137. Nimrod said

    Interpreted,
    I was just hanging out babysitting a sick dog today and came across this site. The ignorance is phenominal. It’s no wonder how these cultists and conspiracy theorists can influence people. They have no critical thinking skills whatsoever.

  138. Well when was the last time we detonated 36,000 hiroshima bombs?

    Er … by burning fossil fuels and releasing millions of years’ worth of solar energy back into the atmosphere? That time?

  139. Irene said

    I don’t think he ran away. I think you were being rude and obtuse.

  140. Nimrod said

    Thousands of Scientists have hundreds of thousands of pages of data nad experimentation and this halfwit wants to believe Alex Jones. My, oh my.

  141. I was just hanging out babysitting a sick dog today and came across this site. The ignorance is phenominal. It’s no wonder how these cultists and conspiracy theorists can influence people. They have no critical thinking skills whatsoever.

    Normally we don’t have many conspiracy theorists, so I don’t know how Living Marxists got here – trust me, Mrs G is easily enough for most days. Then, there are about 10 or so others who haven’t turned up today.

    I hope that you visit again soon, Nimrod – we would gladly receive your help in driving back some of the ignorance – there are a few people who man the battlements of reason and compassion.

  142. Nimrod said

    Volcanoes represent a very tiny percentage of the effect.
    You can actually search and find what the rel scientists do say about this. You don’t need to have Jones tell you.

  143. Jake said

    that’s the problem nimrod. You lack enough of them to try and get more information by blindly dismissing something because you do not consider the source important.
    I happen to look at a lot of different things in order to try and come up with something that makes sense.

    It is interesting that you name yourself after the ancient king in the Bible remembered in mythology for giving us the word “Babble”.
    All you have proven today is your unwillingness to look at other ideas.

    That’s all…Nothing smart about that at all.
    I will still post here, I just won’t bother to consider your statements or input. I’ll just scan over you as some person who is as crazy as the fundies here.

    Have a nice day

  144. Jake said

    LOL Thanks Irene. It would take more to make me run away. I have survived Mrs Crockett longer lol.

    Nimrod is just a different kind of sheep ;)

  145. Nimrod said

    Interpreted,

    I will probably check this out again just to make sure I am not dreaming this! :)

  146. Nimrod said

    Jake,
    Maybe we should make a truce. I haven’t heard much from Mrs. G, but from what I hear, I’m liiking foreward to it.

    Jake, trusting science isn’t like “believing” in something.

    Mod Note: Well I’m happy if Jake leaves. He is always emailing us with his nonsense. One less bozo to deal with here.

  147. Nimrod said

    Jake,
    Here is a link to a very credible article on why so many people mistrust science.
    **UnChristian Link Removed**

  148. Nimrod said

    Jake
    Here is a link to a credible article on why so many people mistrust science.
    **UnChristian Link Removed**

    Just replace the (dot) with a dot.

  149. Nimrod said

    Nimrod was a great hunter.

    You say you look at a “lot of stuff” to form your opinions, but so far you have only cited Alex Jones.

  150. Jake – may I ask you a personal question? Are you affiliated with the LM group?

    Anyway, good luck with the good fight, Nimrod!

  151. Nimrod said

    That makes sennse, Iterpreted. The director of the movie Jake referred me to is a marxist.

  152. Maura Ghee said

    You people better stop worrying about global warming and start worrying about the warming You’ll be experiencing in hell if you don’t get right with Jesus.

  153. hughman said

    Dear Mrs. Gaines-Crockett-

    Sorry you have had to deal with so many miscreants today. I would have posted earlier if not having been at services this morning and then happily attending the afternoon cassorole supper for the Baptist Ladies In Peace fundraising drive. BLIP is raising money towards our local Creationist Childrens park and soon hope to buy an apple tree to place next to the dinasour statue.

    Anyway, I hope your femaleness has not been offended by the extended obscenities posted here. Clearly these people have spent the day huddled in their dank basements drinking and furiously typing in Satan’s name when they should have been in church basking in the light of God.

    Thank you for your kind understanding. I will throw in an extra prayer for you and this site tonight at our Evening Prayer Meeting and Communal Gathering.

    YIC – Brother Hughman

  154. Rev. A. T. Tappman said

    I went to the blogs4Brownback site and Found Sisyphus’ melding of Biblical truth and modern science to be brilliant. His explanation that electrons are God’s own angels was particularly revealing.
    Rev. A. T. Tappman chaplain, US Army ret.

  155. Brother Bear said

    Dear Friends,

    I thought I wouldn’t dare post on the Sabbath, but after a fascinating morning service and a very enlightening Bible study, and taking Mother out for a drive around our small Christian town before having a wonderful brunch provided by the DAR, I just had to read what was going on with Baptists for Brownback.

    Now all Jesus loving people please forgive me, but what is all this hateful speech about homeschooling? How else is a Christian to raise their small (about 6 children) family?

    I don’t know where many of our dear readers are from, but the womenfolk in my town are expected to raise their children in the correct manner. Luckily most of them are married to good providers that can support the small family, but for those that can’t at least my Baptist Church does provide some opportunities for the less fortunate and allow the appropriate children a proper education free of the, well, less fair children in the area.

    Praise Jesus, and do forgive me for posting on the Lord’s day, but hey, at least I don’t have a monkey as an ancestor.

    And as for Carbon footprint? The only footprints I am aware of, are those of Jesus carrying his cross for our sins. Praise be!

    FIC
    -bb

  156. Brother Bear, I don’t think the Lord would have a problem with anyone fellowshipping on the sabbath. In fact, I believe he would encourage it. If our church hadn’t canceled services I would be worshiping with my church family, this way I can fellowship with all you good people.

  157. Jake said

    Only cited Alex Jones? Give me a break! I haven’t even cited him you stupid blind fool. I said the info was on prison planet. I said the information was from reliable scientists one of whom is considered the top scientist in america in that particular field. How about you read for a chance huh?
    And nimrod was not a great warrior…He was the king in bibical myth who tried to build a tower to God…the tower of babel. It’s where we get the word Babble from.

  158. Jake said

    if it is the truth where does it matter where it is coming from?

  159. TD, you have been after me for weeks to add a profile picture and the thing won’t load. I guess I am too ugly. See if you can get this thing to do right when you get a chance.

  160. hughman said

    Nimrod certainly does not deserve a name from the Holy Book.

  161. You people better stop worrying about global warming and start worrying about the warming You’ll be experiencing in hell if you don’t get right with Jesus.

    So you are saying that we should put ourselves before others? Hmm …

    if it is the truth where does it matter where it is coming from?

    Ah, but we encounter great difficulty when we look for scientific, empirical truth – we need a scientific method, with reliable research, one way or another.

  162. If I don’t get this profile picture thing to do right there is going to be Global Warming to pay. Yet, you think I’m supposed to do a whole blog, TD? Why am I writing this when I can just call you.

  163. hughman said

    Dear Sister Connie –

    Perhaps your head is not properly covered or you are wearing too much blush.

    YIC – Brother Hughman

  164. Hughman, you are a card. You know, I thought I looked pretty good for a mother of 3, but apparently WordPress didn’t agree so I tried a picture of the Bible. That didn’t work either. I wasn’t created to do all this computer programing stuff.

  165. Nimrod said

    I was just reading my bible and I was wondering why Paul never mentions the miracles of Jesus or never once mentions to his students about hell. Did Paul not know about hell?

    Paul never even met Jesus, yet he writes almost one half of the NT.

  166. hughman said

    Dearest Connie –

    When you upload a picture and it asked you to crop it, the size they give you is limit to what you can use. Perhaps that will help. I’m sure as a blessed mother of 3 healthy Christian children it could not be your glowing features.

    YIC – Brother Hughman

  167. Nimrod said

    You are all waiting for the kingdom to come. Pity that. Jesus said he would come back “before some od you die,” and before this geration passes awa”
    Oops, Jesus is only two thousand years late.

  168. Nimrod said

    hughman tells Connie what she should be wearing. You make me puke.
    Connie, tell him to mind his own busuness, oh, sorry he owns you. You are property according to the bible.

  169. hughman said

    Nimr*d -

    You are obviously thick as a plank and twice as boring. Perhaps in your Trailer Park with all of your Illegal Immigrant neighbors you are the Belle of the Ball, mincing around in taffeta and prancing to the music blaring from your 8-Track but here we will just ignore you. Because your outlook is so ignorant and unearned in the ways of the Lord, we have no choice but to toss your benign sayings like chaff before the grain.

    Good day to you, lost soul.

    YIC – Brother Hughman

  170. God goes to all that trouble to dictate the most reliable science book in history–THE HOLY BIBLE (KJV-1611), and Nimrude and his boyfriend Jake are too arrogant to accept it.

    I weep for America.

  171. Amen Pastor. The Word is there in all its magnificent simplicity if one would just open it.

  172. Brother Hughman nice to put a face to you after all this time! Hope things are well with you and the missus?

    YIC

  173. I know Sister Connie is gorgeous! Her face I have seen! I tell you sometimes when one is in the company of Mrs G-C and Sister Lynelle, Sisters Mabel, Helen, Dottie and the very attractive Mrs Beverley Whodat, the lovely Mrs Carmelopi Hughman…one is inspired to write sonnets.
    If just one of these fine women were single I’d be on bended knee begging for their delicate hands in Holy wedlock

    Praise BE.

  174. Of course the lovely mum of brother Yancy and our own fiery stern Grace and Sister Bernice are all fine specimens of feminine pulchritude as well. A brother would be blind not to notice their loveliness.
    Praise the Lord for his divine gifts!

  175. hughman said

    Dear Brother McGregor -

    Miss Carmelopi has blushed and indeed added an extra step to her needlework upon hearing your flatterations! Methinks tonight she may be urgent to consort!

    YIC – Brother Hughman

  176. well you were certainly blessed by the Lord Brother Hughman. The last album photos taken at the picnic (For which I arrived late did not have your picture) so I was wondering who the delightful female was who appeared single.
    When Pastor Davis told me it was your wife…well if I can be forgiven a minor sin of jealousy…I thought “Lucky dog!!!”
    And she is such a pious woman as well. I heard she is thinking of home schooling…I think this of course is a splendid idea and no doubt one of your creation.

    YIC

  177. Ps: It does our noble women good to hear the praise from an attractive man (as you well know). Sometimes the poor dears think we take them for granted when its simply not true. We just expect them to follow the teachings.
    A little robust flattery is just the ticket to keep them content and happy I think. They should not worry needlessly on the world’s state of affairs.

    YIC

  178. hughman said

    Dear Brother McGregor -

    I appreciate your kind words and I’m glad Mrs. Hughman isn’t aware of your advances. Indeed, i find she just turns such thoughts more and more into her needlework. It’s an admirable trait that I myself might not be able to avert. With your viral stance and mannish presence, I’m surprised she hasn’t swooned already and fallen to her knees. It takes a brave soul indeed.

    YIC – Brother Hughman

  179. Oh heavens no Brother Hughman. I would not make advances. That would be UnChristian of me. No no no all I was saying was that she was a fine woman indeed. You have truly shaped her in the Lord’s works. Praise Be.

    I would not be objecting though if she had a fine Christian sister, perhaps?

    You have done such a remarking job with her and your children. I hope to one day run my househould in the same style as you.

    YIC

  180. hughman said

    Dear Btother McGregor -

    She does indeed have a sister, Miss Prognid Ignasus who is available. She is big-boned and has very large child bearing hips which are capable of birthing many Christian children. While she is not as fine-boned in the face as my dear wife, she professes outstanding features dear to our Lord such as a strong forehead and prominent chin. I think you might find her beguiling indeed.

    Please let me know if I should arrange a supervised tea for you to meet her.

    YIC – Brother Hughman

  181. Psycheout said

    Nimrod: What the heck is a Consiricy Theorist? Are you retarded?

  182. Brother Hughman
    hmmmm well perhaps a small meeting would be polite?

    YIC

  183. erasmus said

    Psycheout,
    Because you are too dense to recognize a typographical error, that was meant to read “conspiracy” theorist.

    I am sure that you have never made a typo.

  184. erasmus said

    The last five posts from the good brothers sounds like disguised flirting from obviously desparate men.

  185. I believe erasmus needs to have his head checked.

  186. ophalia said

    for what? free thinking?

  187. BJ Tabor said

    Jesus tells us Christians to take care of the poor. Instead of making sure the children of the poor get a proper Christian education what do we do? Give there parents hand outs in the form of welfare because they are too lazy to work. America is a great country, we can do better than that.

  188. Indeed Brother BJ….food is just wasted if they are not right with the Lord.

  189. miss 007 said

    What is so horrible about public schools? And what is it with you and low income families? Goodness, you ALWAYS have to point that out.
    Also, choldren aren’t taught that evolution is true. Every teacher makes it clear that it is only a theory, in fact, it shoudn’t even be claimed as a theory, considering that it can’t be proven. And that is from a teachers mouth and mind. They teach that being gay is alright because why would they discriminate against a simple child? The child wouldn’t feel accepted and therefore never find the power of god. Abstinence is and always has been encouraged at schools. They simply teach about condoms for the people who would have sex, so that the other person won’t get pregnant and/or an STD. Would you rather they didn’t know the glory of condoms at all? At schools they are not allowed to discuss politics and the teachers own views. So how does that work out? And I would love proof of the fact that they are pot-smoking hippies, I thought hippies didn’t care about politics…
    And why is an open-mind SSOO horrible? You had an open-mind at one point or another right? Technically even now you have an open-mind, you’re able to think what you like i.e. this blog.

  190. Abu Al Musab Zarqawi not a draft dodger said

    Until you have served in a front line actually defending free speech, you have no right to practice this!

    You sad creatures are educators of your children, lets hope they have sense and choose drugs alchol and buggery thats right all before marraige as well

    get used to it we the freedom fights are here to stay Allah Akba

  191. Billy Bawb said

    Allah akba

    Say it with me brotha!

  192. Charles Bukkake said

    salam alakem

    god probably created evolution so he could play with the dinosaurs before us

    as he was growing up like

    i feel for the dinosaurs
    they’ve had a hard time of it
    but the kids do love em

    Mod Note: Amen….God must have made them and then tired of them and sent a mighty hunk of rock and smote them. My favourites were triceratops and diplodocus and of course what little boy didn’t love tyrannosaurus rex?

  193. Proud Atheist said

    “an open mind is a tool of satan.”
    You think we’re the ones leading a brainwashing cult?

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