Militant kilt-wearing, paintballing, homosexuals threaten BFB2008 members
Posted by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett on August 16, 2007
*Imaged removed at the request of authorities*
KiltBaller “F**KExodus”
Update 2:50PM
WARNING to ALL BFB2008 MEMBERS:
Lewd threats have been made against several of our MALE members, certain officals, and our affiliated groups by a KNOWN gang of kilt-wearing homosexuals who have threatened to do unspeakable things. After a thorough investigation was conducted, it was discovered that the threat IS very real and has been ordered by a man who is believed to post on a paintball forum under the pseudonym of “F**KExodus”.
F**KExodous, a registered sex offender and paintball player, is wanted for questioning by authorities in West Virginia for a 2006 paintball assault on a Baptist church. Last November, in what is believed to be a related incident, a Georgia Baptist church member, a 19 year old man, was knocked to the ground and experienced male U.S.E. by three of the kilt-wearing sodomite gang members. I knew down in my gut that only homosexuals in the USA wore kilts. Wearing a skirt in Scotland is one thing, but this is America, and in America men wear slacks.
A letter, I received this morning by registered mail, included a copy of several emails sent by cult members of F**KExodous which mentioned several of our members by name, along with the addresses of several members churches. It is believed that this Sunday OR SOONER our churches and or person will be attacked by these dangerous individuals. There was a reference in the letter to a website of homosexuals, who refer to themselves as Kiltballers, believed to working in conjunction with F**KExodous.
One of our Monnie Willis Prayer Warriors, *Named Removed*, retired police detective, is working with the headquarters and authorities, to have the perpetrators brought to justice. In the interim, please exercise extreme caution as you go about your daily routine. F**KExodous and his followers are believed to be armed, and dangerous.
We will update you as more information is released. Please keep this ministry and our members in your thoughts and prayers.
SP0ILER said
Are they “armed and dangerous” in the way that I was once accused of “breaking and entering?” In other words, is this all in your mind, Mrs. Gaines-Crockett?
SP0ILER said
Also, that’s not a kilt in the traditional sense. A kilt should show the tartan of a person’s ancestral clan. To my knowledge, there is no camouflage family in Scotland.
WhoDat said
Oh heavens! I went to see their website, and they are just about the angriest gaggle of queens I have ever seen. And they seem awfully cross with dear Sam Brownback, for some unknown reason.
You don’t think that these skirt wearing, paintballing, fairies are gonna start some sort of letter writing campaign focused on beloved Senator Brownback to try and get him to quit, do you?
GodsGirl4Ever said
I never understood why men wanted to wear a kilt anyway. They really do look like skirts on them. My brother is into paintball with his fraternity and now I am really worried about him.
HeLIXmastah said
that guy is teh gay
Brother McGregor said
I know a kilt and that’s no kilt. Even a reformed Scot like me would want to destroy that abomination. I hope they don’t all look like that lol….
Brother McGregor said
lol a strong wind would knock this lad over
http://i14.tinypic.com/4p9ao13.jpg
Cindy said
My husband wears a kilt. I know for a fact he is not a homosexual. He is not Scottish either. I think a proper kilt (not the one in the picture) looks good on a man. Very attractive.
Brother Yancy said
Dear Cindy
Hon, you must immediately hire a reputable private detective and have your husband surveiled. There is a new thing out called “On the Down Low” which I believe came about as a result of that Brokeback movie – another example of the JCM at work. I learned of it while scanning personal ads in several “alternative” weeklies. Please don’t misunderstand. I was doing some research for a talk I was to give entitled “Promiscuous and Sinful Men and the Filthy Fallen Slatterns who give them diseases.”
YIC
Brother Yancy
Brother Yancy said
Dear Brother McGregor
Why do you suppose that lad in the picture is pointing at..where he’s point at? Do you think he is in some discomfort in that area? Just a thought, concern for his well-being and all.
YIC
Brother Yancy
WhoDat said
Cindy you poor lamb. You should look into reparitive therapy for your husband, you can locate more info through Focus on the Family, or NARTH. Here is a bit of info about it, so you wont be nervous about what kind of therapy you are sending your gay husband into.
Seems to me that certainly would do the trick.
God Bless.
BB said
That boy in that picture could not possibly be a Sodomite. Don’t their clothes match, since they are so into fashion and all? Or was he newly recruited?
And I agree he must be pointing at some sort of discomfort origin.
Friends In Christ,
BB
Brother Yancy said
Dear Cindy,
By the by please make sure the private detective is properly licensed, bonded and insured. It is preferable he be a Christian (Baptist Republican) but this is not essential for his work. Sometimes, Papists do an extraordinarily good job at this sort of thing. I came to know several of them quite well when I was cooperating with the Naval Investigative Services.
YIC
Brother Yancy
Helen Bock said
Oh dear , I suppose I shouldn’t have used my full name on this site. I do have my derringer to protect me though and my husband has a whole arsenal at home.
Brother Yancy said
Conceited One
I assure you Brother McGregor is a very real person. He is a genuine Christian (Baptist Republican) Gentleman, a Soldier for the Lord and a reformed Scot.
YIC
Brother Yancy
Mod Note: Praise Be Brother Yancy….he had the knobbliest knees I have ever seen on a man. Best they were covered up!
The Great I am said
But that doesn’t explain why when I run over his name I come up with things like family crest….**UnChristian Lie spread by a kilt wearing homosexual who no doubt wants Bro McGregor**. and some links like…white pure dude…<sounds kinda racist doesn’t it? and ChristianKKKdude..<which not only sounds a bit Racist….but also linked to a known domestic Terrorist organisation?
by the way not to my satisfaction Mod Note: **Who said we had to keep you happy** so I am still laughing here…..maybe we should hear from Bro McGregor about this….I mean if he is the stand up fellow then wouldn’t he want to know about all of these profiles?
Alba go Bragh
Mod Note: Brother McGregor was advised to remove his real profile so that homosexual wingnut types like you would not be harassing him.
Obviously we were right.
WhoDat said
This new update has me very concerned. I will have to sleep with a gun under my pillow tonight, and the little Mrs just hates that, you see I am right handed so for speed, should I need the thing, the barrel points towards her. Sheesh, you leave the safety off, accidentally, one time… she wasn’t even hit but that woman just will not let it go.
Pray tell what kind of lewd threats are they making? Can you describe them, in detail, so we know how to best prepare.
Praise!
hughman said
Dear Mrs. Gaines-Crockett -
Thank you so much for posting with due diligence this horrible threat. I’ve been on the lookout for men in kilts all day and indeed have even been avoiding fair women in skirts. This morning I even avoided wrapping myself in a towel after my morning bath!
Hopefully soon Homeland Security will fulfill their Republican Christian duty and eliminate this terrorism from our member’s minds!
YIC – Brother Hughman
Sister Anita Biday said
There are only two reasons why a male would wear a kilt:
1) He’s planning on lews and lascivious conduct and hopes to have his member immediately accessible
2) He’s fond of women’s clothing and has somehow managed to convince everyone around him that he’s wearing a skirt out of respect for “culture” and “traditions”
It’s of no surprise to me that the kilt-wearing countries are also predominantly Catholic, a cult so enamored of long, flowing robes, oversized novelty hats and incense that their houses of worship are more akin to a seedy drag club than any real house of God!
MikeM said
Thank you for the heads-up. I feel so much safer now.
I have ALWAYS been uncomfortable around men in kilts. Now I know why. This is proof positive that bagpipe bands must be banned from the United States; you just never know when they might go after other participants in any given parade.
Next time I hear a bagpipe, I’m prepared to shoot it first and ask questions later. If I make a mistake, well, we can just let God sort ‘em out, right?
hughman said
Well Bagpipes are certainly a sign of immoral activity and possible Sodomistic doings. Blowing into tubes while squeezing bags? This is certainly why Republican Christians like myself play organs. I even tutor the College Republican Men in my congregation how to play an organ. The pumps from the instrument are indeed a blessing to God!
Blessed!
The Great I am said
But you didn’t remove it and you haven’t explained why his name contains a reference to a domestic Terrorist organisation the KKK
Mod Note: I believe those are his initials and really none of your business
killkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkill said
I just want to go ahead and point out that by posting the special ops forums link, you’ve given them internet traffic and fueled the fire even more.
hughman said
Great I Am -
I’m not a moderator but I’ve reread the post and I don’t see any reference to the KKK that you speak of. Perhaps you are inebriated and seeing multiple images as I assume most citizens of West Virginia are at this hour. Perhaps tomorrow before you wake to feed the pigs (assuming you have Internet access in your neck of the woods) you should give it another look.
The Great I am said
Besides and we have been over and over this I am Gay and if speaking my mind in a free country consitutes Wingnut then a Wingnut I am.
again I will ask why does his name link up to a defunct myspace profile named Christian KKK dude?
Mod Note: Because obviously the page doesn’t exist. We told him to take down his real mypage as to avoid the loonies like you. He is 27 or 28 and his privacy is his privacy. Why does that bother you so much? Are we to believe that retarded person with a paint gun looking like a swat trooper is you? A grown man trying to look like an imperial storm trooper? Look if you want to show the world how stupid you are, that’s your business. Our members are entitled to their privacy. At one time Brother McGregor had his page available and the sodomites and others like you kept hitting on him due to his handsome rugged looks. You should not suffer that problem
hughman said
Well glad to hear you are laughing. Humor, as it should be, is a sign of God. I assumed you were talking about some reference in the original post.
God bless.
The Great I am said
I am laughing at your Fundi Crispy attitudes.
By the Way I did grow pigs when I was younger there Hughman, but My father decided to stop because he was frightened that people like you would be sneaking on his farm of a night to perform U.S.E. with his pigs.
burn
Thud said
It is a wonderful thing to see that your Church and beliefs are as they are. For a moment I had thought that Love of all people was being taught somewhere.
I look forward to seeing the likes of **UnChristian Christian Name** Brownback wage his own Jihad and claim not to be like the militant Muslims.
Those of you that believe as Brownback does are failures are people and follows of Christ.
I pity you all.
The Great I am said
Wow I really love the Mod in here
He gets his panties in an uproar when questions are asked about the leanings of certain people
but yet calls people retarded and sodomite without knowing them.
gotta love it
by the way that is me I am not retarded I do believe I have a 147 IQ I do play paintball never shot anyone off of the paintball fields, so don’t even go there. I am not a Storm Trooper, I was however a Honorably Discharged Combat Engineer in the United States Army. I never hit on any ChristianKKKdude in my life and don’t intend too.<–so don’t go there, again please it just proves how smart you make rocks look.
Mod Note: I am female so don’t go there
The Great I am said
humm interesting
Could have sworn my 6:56pm post I typed Not Gay but it seems to have mysteriously lost the Not part…….
Not that I am suggesting any Strange things happening on here. Just must have gotten accidently deleted.
No worries….I know where I stand
The Great I am said
Really you’re a female
Are ya cute lass?
Mod Note: Too cute for some idiot running around looking like an Imperial Storm Trooper. I like grown up Christian men.
The Great I am said
Damn Fiesty I love that in a lass
Storm troopers wore white…….some did have a type of camo…i don’t know I am not a Star Wars nerd…..maybe if you had one here they could answer it for you….I don’t know “Hey Hughman are you a Star Wars Nerd??” could you Help her out? What I am wearing is the proud uniform I wore in the U.S. Army…got something to say about that?
yeah it takes a Mature Christian male to call someone a Sodomite then hide behind defunct myspaces.
Mod Note: As stated he had his page available. We told him to take it down.
You don’t want to see how feisty I can be.
The Great I am said
Really Lass I like Dangerous things….
remember I was a combat engineer I love playing with “explosive” lasses such as yourself.
BTW you assumed I meant him didn’t you Break it down baby
hughman said
Sir!
Your wantonly advances to our dear female moderators are unwarrented! Perhaps in Trailer Parks with barefoot females strolling about they may seem civil, but here on this blessed site we treat our females and their uteruses with the utmost respect!
I say stand off!
YIC
Mod Note: Bless you Brother Hughman
Roy Ubu said
Not so great you think,
Get your ego and **UnChristian letters Removed** out of the way.
Warrior Jodie said
HOWs every body doing today Looks like the h omos are back in FULL force I smell some NEW MEAT in here wher is theat WH@re JUNE im surprised shes not in here offering sumthing to them l;0-)P
The Great I am said
Blessed Site……..I was merely joking when I took the name “the Great I am”….But you guys think that God is going to take time out of his busy schedule of answering all of your requests and pleadings to bless this site…..hummmmm I touched the screen and did not face the Wrath of Your God…………….
Besides
I am the Wild rover your grandmother warned you about.
So smile and enjoy the ride
Mod Note: Keep your rude innuendo to yourself. I told you I like strong tall Christian men. I do not find men running around the forest splattering each other with dirty foul liquids attractive. Besides you look like that little pooba charactor in nintendo Mario Brothers. Another foul waste of time.
Warrior Jodie said
I think paintball is OK so long as no homo sare playing that is Course shooting rabbits or deer for meat makes more sinse and is FREE
DumbAS@@ teenaged boys in skirts MY BOYS played with pellet guns and not some sissyfied water pain gun
Warrior Jodie said
Hey Great hon how are ya tonight?
Warrior Jodie said
WHERE THE HELL ios EVERY BODY HELLO??? Hello????
hughman said
Dear Warrior Jodie -
“Paintball” is of course a sinful activity. “Paint” is naturally a metaphor for male seed. They wish to shoot it towards each other and splatter their torsos with it’s gooey mess. I shudder to think what ideas they get when coming upon another “paintballer” in course.
YIC
Brother McGregor said
Hey Sister Jodie
I am just trying to catch up here. I’m also in the office so it’s a bit difficult to pay close attention. Nice to see you precious child 
YIC
The Great I am said
shouldn’t it be Where the *Unchristian Place* is everybody?
Just asking
Warrior Jodie said
HEY HUGHM AN! How are y ou doing hon? My boys played paint ball and they are SURE NOT homos. My boys are NORMAL. Ever one of them has had more girlfriend than they knpw what to do with. If they like their daddy them are SOME LUCKY girls LOL!
Like a mule that one!
The Great I am said
Paint is a metaphor for seed??????
So Hughman I take it your house is not painted nor do you paint anything or have any paintings in your home……drab very drab
Warrior Jodie said
Hey MCGREGORY hows it hanging hon?
Hope its hanging OK! LOL! LOL!
The Great I am said
Man I love this you lads and lasses are freaky Funny
I haven’t laughed this hard Since i saw President Dubya dance on the Daily Show
Mod Note: Do not mock our president
Brother McGregor said
Hoho Sister Jodie always so naughty in your jibes
Lucky we all know that’s just the way you speak 
YIC
Did you have a good holiday?
Warrior Jodie said
HEY GREAT I AM! You ignoring me hon?
I took a peeky at your picture and your all man aint ya hon? JK! I am married so don’t try anything with me i am NOT like that WH@RE JUNE.
The Great I am said
You can say that I am all man at least that is what it says on my Birth cert.
So I have lived every day being a man.lol
ahh too bad on the married bit you sound every bit as Fiesty as our “Blessed” Mod.
Warrior Jodie said
YOu ever eat squirrel GREAT I AM? Big strong hunter like looks like he knbows his way around the brush
The Great I am said
I didn’t mock our president I merely stated i laughed at his dancing…
besides we elected him so really in essence he is our underling so it is our Founding Father given rights we get to make fun of him.lol
Warrior Jodie said
Look ALL MAN to me
The Great I am said
Yeah once or twice I have eaten Squirrel when i was younger but alas it is too much trouble for what you get out of it….besides I found in cleaning and dressing the meat I would often leave buckshot behind and end up biting into it…not fun….I actually perfer Venison especially when my Girlfriend mother works with it, she be an Excellent Cook.
Warrior Jodie said
They say NOTHIN better than fresh juicy squirrel. Course it would have to be real clean and it has to be prepared just right for it to be good. I LIKE your profile A LOT. You in a good mood aint ya hon?
Warrior Jodie said
Guess he scared of a REAL CHRISTIAN woman talkin to him. I dont bite hon less I am pr ovoked or asked to
Some of THESE WOMEN in here think they bnetter than every body else too dam good to talk to some body whos not ruch as they are. Not me hon i do good on my own but do better with some body else 
Mod Note: I think he was interested in our Brother McGregor dear. I thought he might warm to you since you all shared a certain background.
The Great I am said
Sorry I had to call my mum I couldn’t remember how to can Green Tomatoes so I called her
hah hah Mod you know I only have *Unchristian Thoughts* but not *UN-Deist THOUGHTS* about you
The Great I am said
Hummm I think we like the Term Mountianeers over Hillbillies….but you know as I get older I don’t mind so much it just shows how ignorant you are.
besides “my Vile” Hillbilly ways is the reason your hear so Back off….unless you can show me a picture of the Stork delivering you to your parents.
Mod Note: Watch your mouth sonny boy or I will shut it for you.
The Great I am said
Sorry wrong wording meant to say here not hear.
The Great I am said
MMMMMM mMMMMMMMM
Fiesty………………………..Praise be to Alba I love it so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mod Note: If you want your posts seen you will behave yourself. Go talk to Jodie, she seems to have the hots for you.
The Great I am said
You know you people are actually fun to be around
I not talking sipping Kool aide until we go to the Great big Pub in the Sky where we will never ever ever drink them dry. Fun
I am talking about the Newbie on the paintball field that thinks high and mighty of themselves and then I have to enlighten them. Fun
The Great I am said
Come on now Mod have alittle fun
Join me and together we will rule the galaxy……………………………
Not that i am a Star Wars newb or anything.lol
Mod Note: I am a married woman moron. I am married to Mrs Gaines Crockett brother in law who is serving in the middle east.
Do not try and treat me like some bimbo you have in your backwoods.
The Great I am said
I you mean treat as Treating her as an equal, buying her the best things I can afford, taking care of her kids as if they were me own, and loving her with all my heart. As for the Backwoods that is one of your fantasies that I cannot help you with…so this is the part of the story where I go “Hey Hughman your up!”
hughman said
Please Sir!
“Buying” things and taking care of her kids as if they “were me own” is not what we here at a good Republican Christian website aspire to. Perhaps in the back hills of your state, purchasing a new 24″ TV or allowing the children of your barefoot bride to run around collecting your empty beercans might be notable. WE can only pray you would take care of her as the Holy Vessel she is.
YIC
The Great I am said
oh strike two…………………nothing sweeter than hitting the same nerve twice
Mod Note: Sir my name is Brother George Travis and I for one do not appreciate you hitting on me. I’m not about to sully myself with a male. Take your sodomite practises elsewhere.
The Great I am said
Oh Hughman hopefully this one gets through so you too will be enlightened
Because you so fully demonstrate the typical WV’ian that you describe. You either didn’t or due to education couldn’t read the rest of my post…sorry for that I tend to get wordy. For that I will break it down for you….I love and take care of them as if they were my own. As for their mother the sun rises and sets solely in her eyes. You could probably say that but you would have to go out to the pig pen to be sure.
The Great I am said
By the way My girlfriend’s Daughter wanted to know this…. do your parents know your online?
Mod Note: Do who’s parents know who is online? We do not cater to minors here Sir. Perhaps you might want to find another forum and bother those good folks.
Brother McGregor said
lol those kilt wearing paintball sissies didn’t last long. Heck the sodomites were in here almost 24 hours the other day. I guess the sissies were tougher than the paintball “warriors”
heh heh
Gobo Fongo said
That’s because not once did you answer any of the legitimate and fair questions asked and it rapidly became obvious that by ‘christian’ you meant ‘whatever I say’ since you declared several quoted words of Jesus *Un Christian* and deleted them.
At that point, why continue? You (members and adherents to this website) are obviously and quite demonstratably in the wrong, but since you are apparently incapable of logical debate, there is no point in trying to cure your willing ignorance.
Any time you’d like to inform us (some of my friend’s and I) of your beliefs or views, you (along with anyone possessing internet access and civility) are welcome to our forum:
http://latenightforum.ipbfree.com/index.php?showtopic=133&st=560
(the forum is most active at night, and mostly in that thread (the LNT))
We will NOT alter or delete anything you have to say, since changing another’s words is rude, wrong, and annoying, and we are all polite, open minded, and capable of rational thought.
Trying to discuss anything in this sort of environment is worse than useless. By all means come and help us poor wretches, I for one would like to be redeemed if it turns out you’re right, but I don’t think you are.
We’re not coming back here because you guys are ***UNChrisitan Word Removed***, but you’re welcome to our site as long as you can keep a civil tongue and refrain from insulting our members.
Mod Note: Well that place looked nice and dull.
The Great I am said
Unlike you there Bro McGregor most of us probably have “real” Lives to attend to and don’t have time to waste our lives in here
BTW My Girlfriend’s Daughter was refering to you all (Mods included) when she asked, “Do their parents know they are online?”
Mod Note: Right and this is why you are here last 24 hours? Because of this important life you have?
Connie Mack said
Looks like Jodie came on here drunk again and made a fool out of herself, and found her a new boyfriend too. Careful there, Great I Am, you don’t know what you’ve gotten yourself into with that one, she is as crazy as the day is long. One day you’ll wake up and she’ll be passed out on your front porch with six of her kids running around their “new daddy’s” front yard.
The Great I am said
lol
Ya Think do ya
She found no new “Boy”Friend”" in me.
She be wanting boys……Hey Bro McGregor there could be her VR Boy and Hughman could be her other BOY……….providing she she could stand living in a Hog condo.
The Great I am said
But anyway I was told to stick to the topic at hand and it seems the Mods. in here love to U.S.E. with the posts people make.
Just go to my Myspace and read my latest Blog and comment on it ok? I don’t U.S.E. with people’s posts. But alas you will have to have a myspace account. Which it seems most of you do….though some of your profiles have been deleted isn’t that right Bro “www.myspace.com/Christiankkkdude” McGregor?
Mod Note: What is this “hard” thing you have for Brother McGregor?
Connie Mack said
That’s what you think. I wouldn’t put it past her to be in the car and half way to Parkersburg as we speak. It sure wouldn’t be the first time she’s gone off half-cocked and done something like that. You think I’m kidding don’t you?
The Great I am said
Nah I don’t be thinking that you’re kidding me
If she does I will just send her on her way, you know it is that simple.lol
Nothing “hard” for him except a Hard time because i don’t think he is real I believe he is a Creation by the Mods. to satisfy some kind of Perverse Fantasies they have.
Actually i am posting this while I am Paying some bills online, Shopping for a U.S.Army Kilt, planning out Tomorrows Judo class, planning out how to next modifiy my Tippmann A-5, and doing some last minute odds and ends before leaving here and going to work out, Then its off to work. You guys know what work is don’t ya, it involves working not waiting for your Welfare card to arrive in the mail.
Mod Note: US Army kilt? LOL How very highland of you. You’re a Pollyanna. If you were as Scottish as you claim to be you would know that you are truly being insulted. Pudgy rotund thing aren’t you? Everyone!!! If you want a good chuckle go see this guys myspace!!!
Jake said
LMAO Funny! Butterball warrior!
Kilts r not bad but I wouldnt want to see the above in one lol.
**UnChristian Word Removed** scary!
Mike M said
meh! That guy is fighting for the right to wear kilts? Im burning my tartan. If you people left others alone you would help to make the world better! You cannot damn other people for what they like
Do not judge people!
Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader said
MikeM -
Frightening isn’t it? All I had to see was that he was one of Jodie’s buddies and I knew he was nothing but trailer trash. I looked at his site and nearly got sick.
God Bless!
Lynelle
Gobo Fongo said
Dude put some clothes on! I am all for kilts but my Gawd not on you! Wrap some cloth over that nasty barrel body of yours.
I was with ya all the way til I saw your myspace! LOL
Seriously. You guys should just not put people down for wearing kilts. This is America! The country was founded on certain inalienable rights and freedoms. Jesus wore a dress like garment.
Get real!
The Great I am said
A. it is Scot not Scots.
And yes I am My dad was of Scot desent as was his dad(who married a Woman of Scot desent…..as so it goes
Why would I be insulted? at an Official U.S. Army Kilt? alot of scottish companies make kilts for companies and other groups…..Unlike you. Scottish people tend to embrace diversity compared to you all.
as for being Pudgy rotund thing. Is that the best you can come up with???
Here let me show you how it is done
Jeesh William I was just at your myspace and saw your pictures…..Didn’t know people could flex fat. or how about….Dang William I have heard of Cheerfully chubby, and pleasently plump, but until I saw the picture with you and “you’re babies” I had never seen Obviously Obese.
See you don’t succede in jumping on my nerves with your “lack of education insults”, because I can do it so much better than you and look good doing it. But I bet I could jump on your nerves to the point that you U.S.E. my posts, huh?
in future posts I will see if I can strike a nerve with you and you try the same with me and we will see who wins, ok?
Mike M said
Well sheesh Lynelle, you all should lighten up on kilt wearers but lol yes that guy shouldn’t be in one. What is he doing with all them bogus axes n stuff?
If everyone who wore a kilt looked like him then maybe…nah kilts r cool just not with that body. lol He looks like a fat Mr Wimple the accountant!
Jake said
Shut up fat man, you’re not helping the kilt cause
lmao
hey who edited my **UnChristian Word Removed** post above?
Mod Note: Profanity is not allowed.
Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader said
Listen here, Garbo, it is because of this being America that men have no blame business wearing kilts. In Scotland that is OK if they want to look like a bunch of hairy women. It’s their heritage and between me and you I can’t tell the men from the women apart. But over here men should dress and act like men unless they are queer, and in that case they need to hide in the closet if they won’t change back to normal.
God Bless!
Lynelle
The Great I am said
Ha ha hah ah
oh you guys are killing me, god really stop it I haven’t laughed so hard
Bogus axes get some glasses laddy
Carbon steel is more like it made for me by Her Majesties Ironworks
a fat Mr. Whimple…….good one did you ever get past the first grade?
Lynelle I too put you in the catagory of needing glasses.
Yes I got them coming out of the woodwork
The Great I am said
Well I am off to work out and go to work if your out and about in parkersburg WV stop by Borders and introduce yourselves, I would be pleased to meet you….by the way you guys do know how to read books don’t ya?
By the way in my haste I meant to Type Majesty’s not majesties, sorry
Jake said
hey Bro I’m just telling you the truth here. You should not be in a kilt. The kilt is not going to look good on you dude.
McTavish said
Away with ye. Majesty? That frumpy teabag? No true Scot is going to love her or do her business ya daft bugger!
Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader said
You are just nasty, Great (big old hairy thing), and I would appreciate it if you didn’t address me again. Unlike Jodie I am a happily married woman and do not welcome your advances. If you want to wear a skirt/kilt in America then go ahead. But when a real man beats you up for acting and dressing like a woman then don’t come crying over here about it. You put on the dress, you will have to deal with it. You and Jodie deserve each other.
God Bless!
Lynelle
Jake said
I would be pleased to meet you….by the way you guys do know how to read books don’t ya?
We seem to be able to read your crap can’t we?
The Great I am said
ok one more
Dude get real that pic was taken when I was around 225 and 20% bodyfat…….now I am around 210-215 and about 15%bodyfat….I keep those pictures there as a reminder of what not to go back too.
Besides dude why do you think I am now just buying a kilt???
Also people you haven’t said anything I haven’t already thought……
The Great I am said
thought you might have your mummy read it to you.lol
Jake said
Post them **UnChristian Word** hole.
SP0ILER said
Such language! How has this not be moderated?
Mod Note: It has been
Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader said
Great! There will be no liars in Heaven. 20% my hind end. More like 50%!
The Great I am said
ok Jake it seems we are in the same boat here they love to U.S.E. with your posts as much as they do mine.
I propose this
A truce between you and me so we can focus on the real enemy…B4B2008…I will even say I am sorry for offending you.
The Great I am said
hey guys seriously I love this but working out remains a must
seeya and jake think on my truce Idea
Jake said
Sounds good to me as long as you don’t park your ass in a kilt lmao!
**UnChristian Word** dude your gut is hanging over your **UnChristian Word** belt!
Jake said
HEY!!! Don’t f-ing mod this!
SP0ILER said
Jake,
that’s what they do to independent thought. Also, obscenities, which I can kinda understand.
Jake said
who the f**k r u?
Mike M said
Dude ought to be wrapped in a sheet lol. Did you see his gut?
Jake said
Yeah I saw. F-ing mods took out the words lol. Grow up mods its just words!
Mod note: If you want to post here then mind your manners
SP0ILER said
No need to be so rude.
Mike M said
25% body fat? 15% body fat? Your huge man! Judo? **UnChristian Word**. No one could throw u. Get a hernia or something lol.
Jake said
Well no one asked ur imput did they? F off skank!
Mod Note: Hey watch it!
SP0ILER said
Thanks, Mod. I bet you never thought you’d be sticking up for me, did you?
Mod Note: Despite what you may think, we are impartial
Jake said
**UnChristian Word** Baptists and ur all **UnChristian Word** stupid. That fat slob shouldn be in a kilt.
Kilts r from a country which i have a lot of connection too. if that fairy with the guy wore a kilt then yes i would agree with u all.
he disgraces a kilt
spoiler stfu skank **UnChristian Word**
Mod Note: I won’t remind you again to watch your language
Mike M said
LOL I think he wants a truce Jake.
The Great I am said
Truce off
Least I have the Unchristian Naughty Parts to post my picture and live with the juvenile insults that you and the others so pitifully post on here….like I said before you people cannot say anything to me that I haven’t heard or said to myself many times before. So don’even try the only thing you all do is embarass yourselves.
By the way if you all are so Adonis and Aphrodite looking where are your pics
WhoDat said
Good Lord!!
This place was a disaster last night, what on earth was going on?
And the ‘Great I am’, you seem like a troubled young man, you should visit with your local Christian (republican Baptist) preacher for some counsel. Poor lost lame.
Amen.
WhoDat said
Oops! I meant ‘Lamb’ not ‘lame’, of course.
Praise the Lord!
Jake said
whodat he is a fat lard ass troubled old geezer lol
I am not posting pics tubby because I’m not the one making the claim!
you made claim u post the pic of u now or stfu
Jake said
u heard it all before an you still have the **UnChristian body part** to post your pics? Stupid much?
listen **UnChristian Word**face leave the fighting for the right to be kilted up to us k?
Gobo Fongo said
Guys quit fighting!
Vonda said
Hey Brother Whodat! How are you today?
I can tell ya what went on if ya really wanna know. My momma met some man on here who talked her into driving to West Virginia at 5:00 this morning. Thank God she wasn’t taking any medication or I don’t thjink she could drive. She was paying a surprise visit on Aunt June – that scares me to death – and then driving on up in the morning to see this new man. You all pray that she gets there OK. Her cell phone isn’t picking up and I want angels watching over her while she drives.
xxoo in Christ
Vonda
The Great I am said
Well jake (boy I was so tempted to **UnChristian words removed** but it would just get moded) I do believe that I did not put those pics there for you……..in fact who are you again…that is right you are a nobody….so my last words to you will be to describe you as a kusobae.
Whodat why should I go to a Baptist Repube….if you guys are any indictation of found I think I would be safer and far ahead in the game staying lost.
Vonda give it up it wasn’t even a good laugh when it was fresh..
The Great I am said
**UnChristian Nonsense** there Mod….almost missed it
You **UnChristian Nonsense** are a real class act you know that.
here you are so afraid of free thought that you go Way out of your way to **UnChristian Nonsense**so you can get a cheap laugh
Just like you **UnChristian Nonsense** the Ye ole 9th commandment…. you know the one about bearing false witness??.. which it is you **UnChristian Nonsense** into to justify your “Mod Response”
But I guess following Commandments isn’t for you people right…it is for the masses you hope you will rule over if Brownnose gets elected..
Jake and anyone else reading my post at 11:56 keep this in mind and this is honest if I don’t really like him why would I do that?
(What I typed was sexual)
but because they **UnChristian Nonsense**satisfy those urges.
The Great I am said
Hey Mods this will get your granny panties in an uproar
**UnChristian Nonsense**
The Great I am said
Good one again
damn you are **UnChristian words removed**
you forgot to **UnChristian words removed**
Boy you could have found some serious work in the Nazi Party. of long ago
also in your haste you forgot to admonish me for rudely Mocking your Presi-cand.
just thought I would point that out too.
The Great I am said
**UnChristian words removed and strong Sodomite language also removed**
The Great I am said
at least you got that annoying lack of a space
The Great I am said
anyway you guys have fun today **UnChristian words removed**….Say something to jake
I have a life to tend too so I wll try to stop in later to point out any other mistakes you make in your haste.
by the way you make Brownback proud…**UnChristian words removed**
The Great I am said
The Great I am said
Well people I am leaving for the day have fun be nice and help yourself to a nice cup of Kool aid
I am I said
have fun, be nice and don’t forget to help yourself to a nice cool cup of Jim Jones’s Kool aid
Baptists For Brownback Comment-Moderator, Grace said
Heavenly Father without Your covering the principalities of this world have full power but we know that with Your covering nothing is effective. I pray that the heavenlies of this world will be proclaimed to be the area of your operation, Lord Jesus, and that all demonic powers will be subjected to Your will in the area of demon possesion of Your people. Lord, You said, “let My people go that they may worship Me” I pray for Your glory to shine Lord and that workers will be raised who will straight lead Your people to You Father, abba, clear the skies of evil forces here and thru-out Your Kingdom. Clear the skies Lord, and bring Your peace to your people. Amen.
The subject of Jodie’s attention would find himself well advised to take heed of the warnings sent his way. Having personally had the misfortune of knowing her for more years than I care to remember I assure you that she is capable of nearly anything.
I am I said
As am I grace
Jake said
Is that fat fu*k still yapping about his fu*king right to wear a kilt? I thnk you all should quit knocking the kilt and paintball. I never wore a kilt but I play paintball and its not satans plan! I do think the fat guy should not be in a kilt.
Thts just plain nasty lol.
Jake
Mod Note: Try to watch your language dear.
I am I said
if I see her I will make sure I tell her that you and her daughter are worried as the police lead her out in handcuffs….ok? It is the least I can do for such kind, openminded, tolerant, affectionate, caring people such as yourselves….
Anybody else have a message for Jodie, if for whatever the reason, she should show up..???
Like don’t let him sit on you…..<——My personal Favorite
Look out he’s got an A-5 paintball gun!!!!!!
Watch it he’s got a Grill and he isn’t afraid to use it.lol
Because you see if she shows up she will be more than likely arrested for tresspassing and if she is on the sauce like you say she is……..that will be real good.
Like I said wasn’t even that funny when it was fresh people
leave comedy to the professionals….you all will just get hurt.
I am I said
By the way does anybody listen to **UnChristian Band”** in here…they are a recent discovery to me and I found out they Rock
I am I Dai-saru said
No Jake (**UnChristian Japanese Word Removed”**) I really don’t care about the whole kilt issue all that remains is to see His honorable Presi-cand. Brownback in the Loser box come election day. See unlike you I look at the bigger picture….
why is it that way you ask……because you are **UnChristian Japanese Word Removed”**.
Have fun
Mod Note: Use one name thanks “kuso”.
Gobo Fongo said
lol Jake he called you a tank of ***UNChristian Word Removed***. Guess he figures he is smart to say that. I was kind of hoping everyone would come around but now I see he has a new link up with martial arts in it. I guess that is to prove how tough he is.
Lame
Mod Note: No he called Jake a dung fly…kusodame is a tank for holding excrement
But you are correct. It was lame
I am I Dai-saru said
See this is the problem with low tech forums
I cannot use kanji to denote which meaning I mean…..it is not tank
kusobae is one word
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Dear WV Man,
If you are still here I wanted to pass along my recommendation. In the event that Jodie does make it all the way to wherever that little coal mining town you live in is, odds are she will meet someone at the first bar she staggers into asking for directions and forget all about you. On the off chance that she is lucid enough to find you, simply offer to take her to an AA meeting and she will high-tail it out of your driveway before you can say Jesus Wept.; Gospel of John, Chapter 11, verse 35, just in case you were interested.
Odds are that she will find June Gordon and after a week of debauchery in Tennessee one, or both of them, will be arrested and Jodie’s husband will send one of her boys to bail her out and take her back to Alabama.
YIC,
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett
I am I Dai-saru said
ohhhhhhhh someone can google in here
see you burned me here Mod. (bows)
I thought your ultra conserative servers would never allow some to google japanese words.. interesting. so i thought you just might be……less than informed now I see you were making a joke….how wonderful….did it feel like a weight coming off your chest or did it feel like coming out of a long dark night to see the sun for the very first time?
either that or you know Nihongo….which I bet is the hot topic of your trailer court.
Mod Note: No my name is Aiko M London
I am I Dai-saru said
Correct Crockett you get a cookie
But to me you took it out of context
Jesus was weeping because mary was weeping over the death of her brother…..
If like follows like and it usually does
and jesus say Jodie drunk well wouldn’t he also get …………………………………………….
I am I Dai-saru said
sorry my bad new keyboard…..meant to say saw instead of say
I am I Dai-saru said
Smile people
I am I Dai-saru said
Well people I am off to parts unknown to me as of this time…I got some free time and I am beholding to no one…..
Ja mata yo
Connie Mack said
If I were you I’d carry a can of mace with me wherever I go. You’re going to need it if that nut Jodie rolls into town.
Jake said
Who is this f**k I am I Dai saru? He reminds me of the oldest 12 yr old on the street. A grown man acting like an idiot. He thinks he is all that and more. He is a fat repulsive b**tard. Check out his links. All Scareeeeeeeeeeeee martial arts and looking like a buffoon on his myspace page. Give me a break.
Retard.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
Jake do you U.S.E your mother with that mouth?
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
Or should I say, do you U.S.E. your mother with those fingers. Because after all you are typing.LOL
Jake said
blow me fat man.
No one thinks you are funny. Idiot with your tough little paintball outfit on. What a mental midget you are.
Jake said
you are more likely to rape your mother you neanderthal
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
Actually Jake outside of the A-5 and the mask that is the one of my uniforms I wore in the Military. as far as being funny
I will tell you what I tell my Judo and Aikido students….I care not that you find it funny all that matters is that I found it funny…..and jake all serious here and stuff………….i was laughing my *unchristian body part* off while I was typing those.
I wouldn’t rape any female…as for neanderthal……I always thought of myself as looking More Like a CroMag.
Mod Note: Seems to me you accused him of rape first and raping his mother. Do you tell this to your students as well? Would you be willing to have your students parents come in here and see your posts?
Is there some membership to your forum where one can contact the parents of your school? Some address? Don’t get me wrong as I find Jake as irritating as I find you but you did starting slinging the poop first just like the last time.
William the Evil American of Scottish ancestery K said
Mod I think you really got it going on for Jake don’t ya?
Thud said
Go to your local “republic baptist” center? Why? So you **UnChristian Word Removed** can try and brainwash me into a Brownback Supporter or worse, into a Westboro Baptist Church supporter? I don’t think so. Seriously, how closely does this lame **UnChristian Word Removed** ministry work with them?
Lynelle Bryant, happily married? Does that include being **UnChristian Word Removed** satisfied? If so then you don’t really need that **UnChristian Word Removed** you keep hidden in your **UnChristian Word Removed** drawer. You sure he’s faithful to you? Watch how he acts around the woman he works with that wears a lot of blue. Oh, and you might want to also hide you **UnChristian Word Removed** mags better.
Thud said
Nice editing of my post. You guys so uptight you can’t allow the word sex? The world could be so lucky you jerks don’t actually have sex. No sex, no reproductions, no new generation of hate filled people.
Mod Note:Talking about sexual toys and our membership was simply not just discussing sex.
WhoDat said
Thud,
You need church.
-I would like the chaste ladies here to avert your eyes and not read the following.
And of course we have sex, we need to mate. I know that from time to time I turn off the lights, venture into Mrs Whodats twin bed, throw her nightgown all the way up to her waist, tell her to close her eyes and brace herself, and give her my manly fluids. As the Lord intended.
We are not prudes.
YIC!
Thud said
No I don’t need Church. Church, like yours, corrupts the truth of God.
Kilted Thebes from Kilt Blog said
Down with trousers!
Up with Kilts!
When will you people learn to respect the kilt. More of this fag bashing bs… hard to believe there is anyone who actually believes this tripe.
Kilted Thebes
Proud Kilted Blogger at KiltBlog.com
TheSpiritofManKind said
You actually allow kids to read this s**t.. You need to see a quack.. you sick f**ker..