What would Sam Brownback say? Things he might ask at a debate
Posted by R F on August 8, 2007
Why are Mitt Romney’s sons being such cowards? Romney says the boys didn’t enlist in the armed services because they are, “helping me get elected.” What do you think Sam Brownback would say?
Does Jeri know you’re tapping your former campaign manager, Fred? Fred and Lacy have been a politcal item since as far back as 1993. What do you think Sam Brownback would say?
Why was Mike Huckabee getting tailed by a Kennedy in public?: 15 people are there, eating pizza and watching. What do you think Sam Brownback would say?
Why does Rotten Rudy’s own daughter want Obama?: What does a presidential candidate do that is so bad that his own daughter won’t vote for him? What would Sam Brownback say?
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Brother Yancy said
On Romney
“This goes to show Mormons put self-interest before country in ALL things. Those boys are licking envelopes in Cedar Rapids! They are busy counting daddy’s money and on the hunt for additional wives. Mormons are more interested in keeping Mormon boys here to establish plural marriages and increase the welfare rolls with even more Mormon children. Sam Brownback would be proud to send his sons to die in Iraq!”
Brother Yancy said
aren’t licking. AREN’T. ARE NOT. Well, could be they’re licking something …somewhere. Maybe.
Maura Ghee said
Re: giuliani’s daughter
Some young women, especially those who have been ignored or abused by their fathers, are drawn to the sons of Ham as a form of self debasement. It reinforces their sense of worthlessness.
Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader said
Brother Yancy, I think it’s that crazy undwear those boys wore that somehow cut off the circulation to their big heads.
Miss Maura Ghee, I see a lot of girls at the Crisis Pregnanacy clinic where I volunteer and I can’t tell you how many of them are white girls have gotten in trouble by colored boys. I believe you are correct about them being abused because those girls are just not right in the head. Not only did they lay up with one of them knowing it was a sin, they think they can just kill the poor little baby and they won’t be ashamed anymore. That isn’t right.
God Bless!
Lynelle
sp0iler said
Gee, George W. didn’t serve in the military, either, yet you seem to revere him? Can you really blame a bunch of wealth, seemingly-intelligent young men for not wanting to join an endless “war” that will no doubt get more of Americans killed. Lay off the Mormons – I’m not one, I don’t understand how they believe what they do, but they do. Polygamy was outlawed by the church in 1890, and Mitt himself has had exactly one wife – Ann.
I don’t support Romney – after seeing what he did to my home state, Massachusetts, I pray daily that he doesn’t get his hands on the whole country.
XtianSoldier said
On Fred Thompson: “It should come as no surprise that Mr. Thompson and Mr. Lacy’s relationship dates back to 1993, the same year that the anti-God Billary enacted their immoral ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy for the military. Little did we know, the insidious effects of this policy would seep into the sanctified temple of our Godly party. Shame on Fred Thompson for dragging the GOP down with his Hollyweird values!”
Hipple, Rev. Paul T. said
On Tom Tancredo, it has been Revealed to me through prayer that Sam Brownback would say, “My goose is cooked when people find out that Rep. Tom is the only TRUE Dominionist in this campaign, handpicked by God the Father and His Son, who can be trusted to see to it that God’s Work in this Great Republic is enacted.”
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Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Dear Rev. Hipple,
On the off chance, you were taking cold medication when this revelation came to you it would be advisable to revisit this prophetic vision of yours at a later date, perhaps when your system is cleared.
I am confident that your intentions are of the highest standards, however misguided they may be.
Welcome to our blog, dear, the door is always open to a man of faith.
Hipple, Rev. Paul T. said
Dear Mrs. T.D. Gaines_Crockett
God revealed Himself to me this morning just after my shower. I can assure you that I have been struck only by the Fever of His Love and His brilliance!
I am compelled to begin His mission and am quite certain His way is through Rep. Tom, and NOT, as you suggest through Sen. Sam Brownback. It was through His Guidance that I have discovered your misguided blog.
I pray SO hard for your soul that it gives me a headache, but I suffer this pain gladly for His mercy upon me.
Just As His son did not quit on His people, I will NEVER forsake your soul and will pray for you until God reveals to You His plan. I know your soul is open to His mercy, but it is also in the shadow of a darker force. Obviously.
Adam Nelson said
Rev. Paul T., thank god you’re here! Perhaps you’re the only one able to get through to the people on this blog!
Brother McGregor said
A man of the cloth would not tempt you so Mrs Gaines Crockett…this is an imp with his sugary coated tongue…
Adam Nelson said
Why is this guy an “imp”? He claims to be stricken with the word of God, just like you. So who is right?
Confused said
Well, Giuliani is probably not the kind of father who forces his children to conform to his views and encourages personal development.
Brother Yancy said
Paul T., I say unto thee, Begone False Prophet! In the name of Jesus, I command you to depart! You speak like the serpent in Eden, but Sister TDGC is made of much stronger stuff that Eve. She lives to Praise the Lord! And you shall not touch her!
Remember in Acts 13: 6-12: “They traveled through the whole island until they came to Paphos. There they met a Jewish sorcerer and false prophet named Bar-Jesus, who was an attendant of the proconsul, Sergius Paulus. The proconsul, an intelligent man, sent for Barnabas and Saul because he wanted to hear the word of God. But Elymas the sorcerer (for that is what his name means) opposed them and tried to turn the proconsul from the faith. Then Saul, who was also called Paul, filled with the Holy Spirit, looked straight at Elymas and said, “You are a child of the devil and an enemy of everything that is right! You are full of all kinds of deceit and trickery. Will you never stop perverting the right ways of the Lord? Now the hand of the Lord is against you. You are going to be blind, and for a time you will be unable to see the light of the sun.” Immediately mist and darkness came over him, and he groped about, seeking someone to lead him by the hand. When the proconsul saw what had happened, he believed, for he was amazed at the teaching about the Lord.”
So You, Paul T. will also be struck down by God! Praise his HOLY NAME!
Adam Nelson said
Brother Yancy, I submit to you that you, and every supporter here on Baptists for Brownback, are false prophets, actively corrupting Jesus’ word.
Brother Yancy said
Adam
You should have put a period at the end of the sixth word of your post.
YIC
Brother Yancy
Nate said
Sam on Romney:
“I call Mitt to confession. Come and reveal your sins to me, I am the Brownbacker! All who have not shot and killed an Iraqi come and lay your sins at my feet! All who have not shed blood in this holy war, there is still time to save yourself and your sons!”
Nate said
Sam on Fred:
Fred STOP tapping that adult woman! I have some alter boys for you, they’ve treated me well. Why do you think I converted? Catholocism has it’s perks. Tapping a woman is fornication!!! Get right with Brownbacker.com
Adam Nelson said
Wow, Yancy, is that the best you can do? Embarrassing…
hughman said
i totally think WWBD (what would brownback do) should be a daily thought as we go about our sin seducing days. such a chaste pure name like “Brownback:” should not go unused.
Adam Nelson said
Brownback doesn’t sound too pure to me; sounds more like a warthog or a bathroom mishap.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Gentlemen, please! There are ladies present.
Adam Nelson said
Mabel, get over yourself. I was merely making a point.
Shake-Zula said
Adam, personal insults dont help anyone, espeicaly if they cant respond or see them. why not tell us all why he is so ‘unpure’ or a ‘Bathroom Mishap’?
Sister Anita Biday said
The Mormons are a disgusting, idolatrous cult straight from the very bowels of Hell. Their “Journal of Discourses” teach that Jesus was a polygamist and that our celibate Lord was philandering with the two sisters of Lazarus. What abominations!! Our Lord did not have filthy genitals on His body to even think about such things.
Mormonism is a mixture of Babylonian and Jewish religions, mixed with Masonry and Catholicism. You’d be better off becoming a Hari Krishna.
Adam Nelson said
God didn’t have a penis? Then why is man created in God’s image? Nowhere in the Bible does it say “and God cast unto man a penis for good measure. And it was good.”
Or did you mean that Jesus didn’t have genitals. If that’s what you meant, that’s even more ridiculous.
And what do you have against Jews or Catholics? Catholicism is many times older than you, and the Jews even older still, and the Old Testament even says that they are forever God’s chosen!
I think you need to brush up on your Bible facts. That’s pretty embarrassing, Anita.
WhoDat said
Lost Lamb Adam,
The disrespect you show towards the gentle, innocent, sensitive ladies here is abominable. I tell you what, young man, if you were my son I would turn you over my knee give you the what for you so richly deserve. But, alas, you are not, so your rump remains safe.
Children these days just have no respect for helpless ladies. Honestly!
I pray that by the time you stumble out of your mothers basement, or prison, or where ever you are that seems to be causing you such consternation, you have found salvation and learned how to speak/write American like a proper young man.
You are in my prayers blessed child.
Adam Nelson said
LOL WhoDat, you are always a riot. There are so many things wrong with your above comment that you discredit yourself. Better luck next time big guy!
Sister Anita Biday said
Adam, I have read the Bible front-to-back at least twelve times. I have most of Leviticus memorized and am able to recite it verbatim at our Baptist social gatherings.
Just because something is old does not make it true. Zoroastrianism is old, but that hardly makes it true. Hinduism is old, but it doesn’t make Shiva or Ganesh real. The Bible alone is true! How do we know? Because it says so! So quit your blah-blah-barf sniveling and worship the true and living God, not some idol!
As far as whether Jesus had genitals, well, I cannot fathom what use our precious Lord would have for a filthy man-noodle. All I can say is that either our dwelt among us as a eunuch (for many become such for the Kingdom of God – Matthew 19:12) or that He did as He suggested and lopped it off (“if your eye offends thee, tear it out”- Matthew 5:29).
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Dearest Sir WhoDat,
It really is no use. I’ve tried to assist Adam with his poor grasp of the language, but he becomes so enraged at each attempt. I’ve really never encountered anyone so unwilling to accept constructive criticism. He’s even incapable of accepting compliments when he makes a minor improvement (rare as it may be)! May Jesus take mercy on this younger generation.
Glory, Whole of His Love!
Adam Nelson said
Why is the “man-noodle” filthy? If God designed men with them, then they must be just as beautiful as any other part. Moreso, in fact, because they are used for one of the most important life processes.
And just because the Bible says it’s true doesn’t make it so. The Qur’an says that its true, and many Hindu texts say that they’re true. Add on to the fact that the myriad works of the Bible were never meant to be collected into one volume. Sorry, but your statement is about as fallacious as me saying that the sky is purple “because I say so, since God told me”. Doesn’t hold water.
Adam Nelson said
Which language, Mabel? “American”? Try a REAL language next time, not some vain self-idolizing crap about the “American” language. (p.s. there’s no such thing!)
hughman said
mr. nelson -
obviously you don’t know the long and christian tradition of the name Brownback. “brown” = earth. as in the meek shall inherit the earth, a well known bible verse. “back”= support. therefore Browenback means one who supports the christian Earth. the rest of the sinners and satanists, perhaps like you, would rather our Earth in christ fall prey to the global warming fantasy. if you do not support humans, made in god’s image, using the resources of oil in alaska and other places, perhaps you should move to another country, like France, who eat brie and drink unholy wine.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Adam,
I thought you were ignoring me? Please point out where I referred to the “American” language. You’re just so confused. Poor lamb.
WhoDat said
Hughman,
You are such a welcome addition. Bless you sir.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Hughman,
I believe that I recognize your name from another Christian (Republican Baptist) website that I used to frequent. Am I mistaken?
hughman said
bless you too WhoDat.
may we all Brownback (NOT like the mexicans!) in Christ. every comment we make is a comment on the blog of Jesus where out eternal Technorati rank exists.
WhoDat said
Darling Mable,
Adam is just a smidge worked up this evening, he has most likely been perusing the pornographic girdle ads in the Sears catalogue again. Poor child.
hughman said
Miss Mabel -
only if you read the immoral website Bible Versus which has absconded my name. also, i frequently comment on the Hollywood pagan website Defamer.
god bless.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Dear Sir Hughman,
I do not believe that I’ve ever visited those places. I must have mistaken you for someone else – a fine gentleman with a delightful sense of humor, with whom I had many Frank discussions regarding politics and related topics. Oh well! It’s a pleasure to have you here, in any event.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Dearest Friend WhoDat,
When you wrote: “Adam is just a smidge worked up this evening, he has most likely been perusing the pornographic girdle ads in the Sears catalogue again. Poor child.” it reminded me of something I’ve been meaning to ask you. I believe I left behind a personal item at the BrownStars meeting. Did you perchance locate any unclaimed item after I left?
hughman said
Dear Miss Mabel -
Thank you for your kind words. Coming from a good Christian, Republican woman as yourself they are generous words indeed. I appreciate you taking time out from your childbearing and cassaroles to comment on the divergent storms threatening our country here at BFB.
Yours in Jesus -
Hughman
Brother McGregor said
Well i think Christ as a male certainly had genitals…I think of him as a man in rough cloth and strong hands. His skin is tan brown and he has old eyes for such a young man (33 at his time of Calvary)
He was a carpenter and his hands were probably rough and nicked and scarred from his labours.
He probably wasn’t very dainty. They walked many miles and slept under the stairs and ate the simplest of meals. His clothing was probably often dusty-
This was a God to the people and with the people he stayed. He lived as they did.
I believe that Christ probably didn’t put a lot of onus on his maleness. There was no sin associated with them nor carnal desire. Genitals are not dirty at all. They identify the genders. The Annointed One was certainly a male but he was also God. He was the son of man and the Son of God, his masculinity is not in doubt.
Sexual congress in a blessed and holy wedlock is a sacred union and again nothing dirty about that.
I think Sam would also feel the same way.
WhoDat said
Miss Mable,
I intended to phone you this afternoon, to see how your date with my dear brother went. But I am far too tired. I was graced with a surprise visit from BJ this afternoon, he was on his knees witnessing to me, over and over for what seemed like hours. That blessed, determined, tenacious, hard hitting, BJ can really be quite draining.
So how was the date?
Adam Nelson said
Hughman, do you actually know what a Pagan is? Look it up. You may be surprised.
Adam Nelson said
McGregor, you are correct in that genitalia are surely not dirty. If they were, why would God not only bestow them upon us, but make them responsible for the most important bioligical deed to the human race?
WhoDat said
Miss Mable now that you mention it I did find a ladies hanky, must be yours. Mrs WhoDat is a big city gal and uses the Kleenex instead of a proper hanky stuffed up the sleeve, that is one habit of hers even I can not seem to break.
Adam Nelson said
…what? Isn’t that what Kleenex is for?
hughman said
Mr. Nelson -
Yes, I know what Paganism entails. It is the belief of anyone not reborn as a child of Jesus like our beloved Sam Brownback.
Pagans created Stonehenge, an ugly malformed formation of rocks, while Christians created the Sistine Chapel. Granted, the Sistine Chapel shows nudity in an unholy manner, but it is far from a random placing of big rocks. Perhaps you should, as you say, “look it up”.
Christs Name In All -
Hughman (NOT PAGANman)
Brother McGregor said
The Quran recognises Christ and most of the old testament prophets.
The DIVINE PROMISES about Jesus Christ & Muhammad
I will recite from the Quran the Divine promises to Mary, about Jesus Christ, who was to be born to Mariam: (Mariam is Mary)
” O Mariam, Allah gives you good tidings of `a Word from Him’ whose name shall be the Messiah, Isa, the son of Mariam, highly honoured in this world and the next; and he shall be one of those brought near `to Allah’” (Sura The House of Imran 3:45).
” highly honoured in this world and the next; and he [Jesus Christ] shall be one of those brought near `to Allah’ ” [ We do not read such and same promise of Allah for Muhammad but only for Jesus Christ.] Allah or any Angel did not give any good tidings or good news to Amina about Muhammad’s birth, at all, as Quran indicates, but it was the Mary, who got this privilege.
The Most High God Himself evangelised Mary and informed her personally about the Holy birth of Christ Jesus, calling Jesus Christ ” A Word from Him [God] ” All the prophets heard the Word of God and transcribed it sincerely. As for Christ Jesus, He not only heard the inspired Word, Jesus Himself was the Incarnation of the Divine Word of the Holy God. Only Jesus was called [ A Word from Him & the Spirit of God ]. Muhammad was not give this divine title according to Quran at all.
In Him [Christ Jesus] dwelt the full authority of the Word of God, with all its Creative, Healing, Forgiving, Comforting and Renewing Power. Regarding this unique fact, Allah foretold the birth of Christ to Mary personally, confirming to Mary the reality of that Great Miracle.
We cannot read in the Quran that Muhammad was the incarnate Word of God. Muhammad was not the spirit of God at all. Birth of Muhammad was not foretold by God even Quran. But the Holy Birth of Jesus was foretold by God in Torah, Psalms and in the Manuscripts of the Major and Minor Prophets.
http://www.jesusismygod.com/jesusormuhammad.html
Adam Nelson said
Hughman, wrong again. Pagans are just another ancient belief, not “anybody who doesn’t love Jesus”. That’s the mist ridiculous thing you’ve ever said.
And if you let the Cistine Chapel sit around unattended for six thousand years then it’d look something like Stonehenge, too. And it suuure ain’t random.
Once again, look it up. This time preferrably before you speak, lest you embarrass yourself again.
Adam Nelson said
McGregor, you got me there. Didn’t know that.
The funny thing is that the only conflict between the three major Abrahamic religions (Christianity, Islam, Judaism) is who God’s last prophet was. Other than that, they both worship the same God and basically follow all the same rules. In other words, why all the hatin’?
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Dearest WhoDat,
I had a lovely time with your brother, and I hope he enjoyed our time together as well. You did not tell me that he is such a big fella! My goodness! He asked if I minded if he drove my car, and although I was a tad nervous considering the “challenges” that he faces, I obviously acceded to his wishes. He picked me up and swung me around like I was a child. I was quite pleasantly surprised at his driving abilities.
I’m not sure he fully understands the nature of the male-female relationship, but I’m sure that will come in time.
Thank you again for introducing us.
Glory, Whole of His Love!
WhoDat said
Oh my heavens Adam we are all no doubt aware of what YOU think Kleenex is for, but please remeber that this is a G-Rated website not one of those porno sites you must be used to.
Brother McGregor said
I don’t think copulation is the most responsible thing. I think witnessing and spreading the word outweighs copulation.
I think some people though like kemibe and Ernie I think it was have been in here complaining that their genitals were less than satisfactory due to some kinds of scabbing and chaffing.
I just pass this on as an observance. I don’t think Sen Brownback even if he reads in here (I fervently suspects he does) would remember those two…or have an opinion other than wearing clean cotton undergarments and washing regularly.
hughman said
Mr. Nelson -
Yes, paganistic tendencies are “ancient”, akin to computers in the early 20th century. that does not mean they are accurate.
i am not embaressed at all, fortefied as I am by the ego of Jesus.
also, your fictional “Cistine Chapel” may not exist in the future but the real “Sistine Chapel” will by the grace of God. despite being painted by a sodomite.
Christ (and you need it) be with you.
Brother McGregor said
because hideous men with other gains pervert the Word, Adam. They use it to foster control and wars and horrors unimaginable. Like many, they take text out of context and use it to hurt others. The Quran actually states you should not harm a woman, child, injured enemy or elderly person but we know they do. Wars between brothers of the same faith have been too many to count. Mad evil people construe the Word. They like mini devils play with it and coerce the believers into madness.
I don’t know why Adam…Why did 911 really happen? Do you think we have been told all the reasons?
WhoDat said
Hughman,
To be fair, I am more than pleasantly surprised he didn’t refer to it as the ‘Sixteenth Chapel’ and it was possibly a spelling error. Our lamb Adam seems to be learning, very, very slowly, but still…
Brother McGregor said
hello Brother Whodat….I thought i saw you running past with Bible in hand. Praise Be. Another long night of witness and ministry. Praise the Almighty, Wondrous Are His Works
hughman said
dear whodat -
“sixteenth” would have been too much for my Christian eyes to accept and may have led me to evil, satanistic thinking, already the Holy Painting has been tainted by a sodomite., thinking it may have been the 16th place of Jesus Worship might have pushed me over the edge.
Your Brother In Christ.
WhoDat said
Gentle Mable,
I am so glad you had a nice time with my brother Ruprict, he is a bit of a handful. And how generous of you to allow him to drive your car considering he doesn’t have a DL, though he has practiced many times on the farm, it seems to calm him when he is overstimulated or has an ‘episode’. I asked him how the date went but he has been absorbed in a Wiggles movie, and a bag of Cheetos all evening and I can’t get a word out of him.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Dearest WhoDat,
Your darling brother does love his Cheetos, doesn’t he? LOL I made him dinner – chicken piccata and roasted asparagus, but all he wanted was Cheetos! I was amazed at his knowledge of current popular television, as well. Quite a lovely man!
hughman said
dear mable -
perhaps i could squire you to a community dance. though i have sworn off women (as they are vessels of sin) i could however give you advice on mid-calf skirts and blush. let me know.
YIJ-
hughman
WhoDat said
Hughman,
Dear sir, though I respect you, I would rather you not give gentle Miss Mable advice on how to dress and paint herself like a common hooker. Not to mention ask her to DANCE, Dancing is code for gyrating like a common trollop in the throes of a seizure and it is a sin in the eyes of the lord. I would hate to have to rebuke you good sir.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Oh my! I do feel like the belle of the ball! Dearest Mr. Hughman, I would be delighted and honored to receive your advice.
Glory, Whole of His Love!!
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Now I feel so ashamed. I must go pray for the Lord to forgive my transgressions.
Praise be.
hughman said
dear mr, whodat -
we would not be twisting and turning in demonstrative dance, but rather in the love of Jesus! like when on is speaking in toungues! we would be demonstrative of the Brownback way!
dearest miss mabel i would only show you how to be more representative of our Lord Jesus and how to emulate his beauty here on earth. i would never tempt your portal gates! promise!
Glory, Whole of His Love! (Which Whodat Didn’t Say).
Adam Nelson said
This is getting pretty funny. And yes, Sistine with an S. But you didn’t acknowledge my point: if you left the Sistine Chapel long enough it would degrade just as much as Stonehenge did.
And for the record, I never said the pagans were right. I’ve never even met a pagan.
The Sistine Chapel is also a Catholic monument meant to worship the God of the Old Testament and has little to do with Jesus at all. Not only is it built to evoke the image of Solomon’s temple but the frescos detail the life of Moses, the punishment of the Korah and Judgement (the famous ceiling). By the way, what’s the beef with genitalia on the ceiling? Are you going to become the new Inquisition and go on another “fig leaf campaign”? That seems more your speed, destroying great artwork.
Though it is pretty funny how Michelangelo painted his head on St. Bartholomew’s body.
WhoDat said
Simple Miss Mable,
For once, I must say that even though you are a female, thus a sin bag by nature, this is not your fault. Hughman was just so taken by your wiles he couldn’t help himself, come to think of it, it was your fault but it was unintentional. You are such a chaste woman, I was so taken by your humble plain, dark navy, neck to ankle frock, and the fact that you were so pure you even covered your feet by wearing thick woolen field hockey socks inside your sandles, which much have been a challenge considering you were wearing between the toe flip flops. But it shows what a proper lady you are. Granted, your fashion sense leaves something to be desired girlfriend!
Praise be.
Adam Nelson said
*to acknowledge above comment*
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
hughman said
dear mr. nelson -
this is getting “pretty funny”"? funny when you’re burning in the firey pits of hell? you don’t know pagans yet you’re ready to burn forever for them? HA HA HA!
who knows how long the SISTINE chapel will last? or are you a psychic (tool of satan) too?
the sodomite Michelanglo painted nothong on any body. Or do claim to know him as well?
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Mr. Nelson,
Whilst I admit to being ever so slightly flattered by your interest (forgive me, Lord!), I simply am not interested in any man who is not a Christian (Republican Baptist).
Adam Nelson said
Sorry hughman but you’re embarrassing yourself again. Hate to break it to you, but Hell doesn’t exist. Don’t believe me? Prove otherwise!
The Sistine chapel is like any other building: give it enough time and it’ll fall over.
When Michelangelo painted the Last Judgement, which was purely Catholic, he painted his likeness (face) on St. Bartholomew’s body, and even cast his bitter enemy, the Pope’s own Master of Ceremonies Biagio da Cesena (who wanted to censor Michelangelo’s work), as Minos, judge of the Greek underworld as revenge for going on a censorship campaign against Michelangelo.
hughman said
i am a christian republican baptist!!!
and a member of the skull and bones! (which doesn’t sound like it does!)
Adam Nelson said
Mabel, you do know that people can be Christian and not Republican Baptist, right? You also know that Republican Baptists are the tiny minority as well, correct? Try learning about all the different Christian denominations, and how each and every one of them say they are right and the others are totally wrong.
Brother McGregor said
Adam,,,Did you not see I had answered you? Instead of tormenting the chaste Mabel you might want to see my response.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Mr. Nelson,
Please do not beg. It is such unseemly behavior for a man. My mind is made up.
Brother McGregor said
Skull and Bones-cultist pagan group. No place for that illuminati satanic group here. The evil of the world congregate there. Yes I know who is inside that sinful hades.
He is deluded and should remove himself and all his kin. Not look back lest he turn into salt. Worshipping the Owl of Babylon. Cremation of Care…They should take care, their sin an abomination before the Almighty
Sinners…Even in jest, they are sinning.
Adam Nelson said
Mabel, don’t flatter yourself. You’re… not my type.
hughman said
our almighty GWB is a member of skull and crossbones! we are christian! and republican!
please miss mabel, think again! i will make you delicious appetizers1
Adam Nelson said
I don’t care what GWB is a member of. He has even worse mastery of the English language than hughman.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Dearest Mr. Hughman,
I was not directing my comments to you, but to Mr. Nelson. I think you are a fine gentleman. As Mr. WhoDat has been kind enough to introduce me to his brother (as his brother needs a HelpMeet, and I do need a strong hand to guide me), I feel that I should defer to his wishes in this matter. He has also been so kind to let me attend a meeting of his prayer group, BrownStars for Brownback. (Boy, did that circle of men open my eyes to a few things!) If you can smooth things over with Mr. WhoDat, I would be honored to receive you.
Glory, Whole of His Love!
hughman said
how dare you sir!
GWB has as much a grasp of American as anyone in the school system!
he is a member of numerous clubs!
mss mabel, i implore you!
Adam Nelson said
Hughman, ironically you are right, GWB does have equal mastery with the attendees of your schools.
WhoDat said
Oh Adam you poor dear, don’t feel like you were rebuked by sweet Miss Mabel, she simply is a shining star, flying on the wings of angels, and you are a smelly (I assume as all LIEberals are drenched in Patchoulli and BO) godless, heathen who is beneath her godliness, her ‘diss’ wasn’t meant to be rude or to hurt you, just to point out that you are not worthy of her graceful, gracious, heavenly company. There is no offense intended in that.
Stop with the sour grapes. Jealousy and desire for what you can not have does not suit you son.
AutoFire said
@hughman: There is no such language as “American”. The language we Americans speak is American English.
Brother Yancy said
Brother Hughman
Welcome to this holy site. Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Brother Yancy and I am proud to be a staunt supporter of Senator Sam and Sister TDGC in her holy mission. I contribute where I can.
I am semi-retired, having served 26 glorious years in the United States Navy. I wouldn’t trade a fortune for a day of it! Praise God and Save America. I live with my sweet Mother who is 80 now but still a proud Brownbacker. She makes calls from the divan of her sitting room to support Senator Brownback.
In any event it is good to see you here.
YIC
Brother Yancy
Adam Nelson said
WhoDat, your insults might actually mean something if you weren’t lacking three things: wit, subtlety, and general intelligence. I know it’s not your fault that you were probably referred to as “the slow kid” back when you were a lad, and it’s very, very good that you’ve managed to master the keyboard. You’ve still got delusions of grandeur, but hey, one step at a time, right? Good for you, WhoDat!
Brother Yancy said
Dear Brother McGregor
Obviously I have been away from the keyboard for a few hours. I had a lot of yard work to do as now is the time to begin thinning and replanting the irisies. Praise God for Nature!
RE; Adam — I begin to be concerned about his obsession with the Savior’s genitals, the body of Bartholomew and M Angleo, etc. Outright hostility to females, etc. It bears watching. I begin to detect signs of Malignant Narcissim and I wish I could minister to him as I did to all the many young sailors who were seeking answers in their lives and found the very much risen Christ. Holy!
Mother sends her regards and said, “If that Godly young man lived near us, I’d bake him a pie!”
YIC
Brother Yancy
Adam Nelson said
Thanks Yancy. I actually could go for some pie right about now. Those Italians know how to make a damn fine pastry!
And by the way, his name isn’t M Angelo. Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni is his full name. And I don’t think any supporter on this website is in a very good position to lecture ME on my treatment of women. I suggest you pull your heads out of the Old Testament and into the real world.
Brother Yancy said
Mr. Nelson
What do you mean by “Those Italians know how to make a damn fine pastry!”
Please explain yourself sir.
Adam Nelson said
Pie, being Italian and English in origin, is delicious. Considering that the Italians pioneered most of the fruit pies (apple, cherry, etc.), I say they make damn fine pies. The English pies (mostly meat pies) aren’t terribly appealing to me.
Lazarus said
Or into the New Testament where it says
25Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
26That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,
27That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.
28So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
29For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church:
30For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.
31For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh
Even though the verse before it is verse 22. Which is the all famous submit verse. But to be honest the men have a much harder duty/obligation.
WhoDat said
Well Adam,
In fact, I actually was often rudely called the ’slow kid’ but that was probably because my right leg is three inches shorter than my left, due to an unfortunate gator accident in the swamp out back, so I couldn’t move as swiftly as the even legged, heathen, savages. But, being a good Christian (republican baptist) I will forgive your ignorance in this matter.
God bless!
Adam Nelson said
No, the New Testament just says, in various elaborations, “Love your wife”. In fact, in 31, it says that a man and a woman are joined, and “they two shall be one flesh”. That sounds like they are both equal partners in a relationship. Nowhere does it say that the man is a caretaker or that the woman needs the man, etc. etc.
Brother Yancy said
First of all, sir, my mother would never make you a pie. Unless, of course you should like to receieve Christian counseling. She might make a crisp, or a Apple Brown Betty or the like, but never a full pie. Secondly, since Brother McGregor must travel some distance to visit it is difficult to judge when to make him pie. Thirdly, do not suggest, however cleverly that my Mother is descended from any but pure Scots-Irish stock. She in no way has Papist ancestors – at least not anytime after the late 1500’s.
Lazarus said
Adam were you responding to me?
Adam Nelson said
Yancy, are you chronically paranoid or something? All I said was that pies are Italian.
WhoDat said
Hey!
Lax, LaMona, Confused, and all the rest of the various personalities you have,
How are you this fine evening? Is it hot as a dickens where you are as well? Kinda gives you a bitty taste of what ‘hell’ will feel like, are you ready to repent yet?
Praise the lord!!
Lazarus said
Yes pies are delicious.
Brother Yancy said
Brother Lazarus
Please also note:
Hosea 4:14
“I will not punish your daughters when they turn to prostitution, nor your daughters-in-law when they commit adultery, because the men themselves consort with harlots and sacrifice with shrine prostitutes— a people without understanding will come to ruin!”
And more interestinigly enough about these shrine prostitutes, which I have been reading about and I must admit to have clean forgot about:
1 Kings 22:46: “He rid the land of the rest of the male shrine prostitutes who remained there even after the reign of his father Asa.”
THEN
2 Kings 23:7: “He also tore down the quarters of the male shrine prostitutes, which were in the temple of the LORD and where women did weaving for Asherah.”
AND THIS PASSAGE:
Job 36:14 “They die in their youth, among male prostitutes of the shrines.”
YIC
Brother Yancy
Adam Nelson said
Especially lemon meringue pies!
Brother McGregor said
Brother Yancy….Your mum is so sweet….I feel like a son. Tell her please for me, that i am touched by her kindness. I have always enjoyed the evenings I have spent at your home immersed in the Book and ending the evening with rousing righteous song. Your mum can surely belt out the best hymns while plonking down on those ivories in ever so jolly a fashion.
Praise Be.
Lazarus said
Which part of my comment are you responding to? Considering I didn’t mention prostitutes.
Brother Yancy said
Lazarus
Merely to point out that even in the time when the Jews lived under the Law that not all the blame was on these women. That men shared in the downfall and degradation of the harlot. It’s just like if no one smoked crack then crack would not be a problem. If no man patronized the harlot there would be no harlotry. You see?
YIC
Brother Yancy
Lazarus said
Thanks for the clarification on your post.
Lazarus said
Even though women in general are not harlots. And yes Adam it is more of a side by side stance with husband and wife, not man in front woman in back.
Brother Yancy said
Lazarus
I’m sorry. I didn’t quite follow that and I went back and looked for clarification. Please forgive me, but are you sugesting Adam is man in front and woman in back? Please advise. I am anxious fo ryour answer.
YIC
Brother Yancy
Brother McGregor said
giggle sorry
Oh My Lord!! said
Brother Yancy,
All I can figure from his ‘man in front’ comment is that the woman must have some sort of wicked, sinful ‘tool’ for the mans behind. Adam ia surely a sick twist.
Pray for him.
Brother Yancy said
Brother M
Perhaps I worked too long in the hot sun this afternoon.
YIC
BY
Brother McGregor said
well Dear sweet overworked Brother Yancy…perhaps you have…yes indeed.
Seems that OML felt the same as you did so it must have been an honest assumption….
(as these things go)
btw…i wanted to direct your attention to sissie i believe-kilts,sissies…where i have found a potential student for Christ.
WhoDat said
Adam,
Woman ‘behind’ her man is correct (YOU ARE LEARNING), at least ten steps is proper, especially if she is ugly, useless and daft, then a few dozen yards is better.
Brother Yancy said
OML
I am sorry, I know I worked outside too much today – I just got such a foul mental image from your last post and that cannot possibly be what you intended to convey. But what sort of “tool” would the woman have for the man’s behind? Unless, she was trying to assume the position of .. or become the man over him in some way, by using a..device?.. or what have you? I’m sorry. I really have to go sit next to the air conditioner for a moment. I will be back soon. Please forgive me.
YIC
BY
Brother McGregor said
Brothers you must desist….I am beside myself with mirth here and cannot concentrate.
Please let us pray to restore order…
“Heavenly Father, I beseech you in the name of the One Most Holy, to bring us back to a sanctified level of serious contemplation. Let us not fall for the follies and “INNUENDO”. Hear us O Merciful Father and help us keep a straight face and our minds clear.
In Jesus Name
Brother Yancy said
Brother M
I am back from the air conditioner but the left side of my scalp is buzzing. I haven’t had that sensation since I served on the USS LaSalle. Anyway, I was unable to find aforementioned potential student in Christ. Perhaps you can steer him in our direction. We are always available to give counsel to young men seeking the very risen Christ.
YIC
BY
WhoDat said
Dearest Brother Yancy,
Relax!! So sorry sir!! Once in a great while my, ever so slightly retarded, brother gets a hand on my keyboard and types all sorts of nonsense under the name ‘Oh My Lord’. Heavens to mergatroid (or Mongoloid in his case) you have to keep an eye on those ’special kids’ constantly or they get into all sorts of trouble. I am sure that he wasn’t acctually suggesting that women rend and torture their men up the wazoo with a white hot fire iron, I hope…
Brother McGregor said
Brothers Whodat and Yancy
http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/2007/07/30/update-some-kilt-wearing-men-might-be-heterosexual-after-all/#comment-7018
if i can direct you here please
YIC
Brother Yancy said
Dear Brother WhoDat
Thanks for the clarification. I got bumfuzzled there for a minute. Yes, I have retarded relatives too. I know the trials. I just thought Adam was holding himself out as a man in front and a woman behind. And, given all the reading I have been doing about the male temple prostitutes, it sort of just, well, turned my head around for a moment. Whew!
YIC
Brother Yancy
1 Kings 14:24: “There were even male shrine prostitutes in the land; the people engaged in all the detestable practices of the nations the LORD had driven out before the Israelites.”
Brother Yancy said
Brother M
I have greeted Candide.
BY
Brother McGregor said
Ah Brother Yancy…. is there a Sisterhood for new sisters I should know about?
YIC
Confused said
WhoDat,
Don’t worry. I hear Hell’s a dry heat.
sp0iler said
Anything’s better than the Northeast in August.
BJ Tabor said
WhoDat,
I am really glad we got together yesterday in Fellowship with Christ. It is really a pity sinners like Adam reject His love but what do expect from the depraved unsaved?
ilostmyfreewill said
Well at least in hell its easy to cook things.
If anyone tell me why i should fear hell email them to me.
Brother Mcgregor said
Based on your sentence structure skills, freewill
would you understand an email?
Just wondering
YIC
Ann O'Maly said
I think La Sainte Chapelle in Paris is much more beautiful than the Sistine Chapel.
Lazarus said
Sorry Adam was responded saying that according to Ephesians 5:31 that husband and wife are equal. I tried my best to say yes that is true. Hope that clarifies something Brother Yancy.
Lazarus said
Man I need to learn how to type and use proper punctuation.
Brother Yancy said
Dear Sister TDGC
This immigration thing has been bothering me all day. I feel we need to best that greasy Tancredo early on. Then, at lunch, Mother told me she heard that at least two of the Miners trapped in that mine in Utah were illegal immigrants! Praise! There’s the issue for Senator Sam. God made that collapse to punish wicked foreigners who come to this country to take jobs away from good Christian (Baptist Republican) workers. Take that Oily Pizza Eater Tancredo! OR We could say God made the mine collapse because it in in Utah and he did it to show he hates Mormons! Especially Mitt Rommney.
YIC
Brother Yancy
Brother Yancy said
Dear Lazarus
Yes, it does clear things up. Unfortunately I just can’t get that ghastly image out of my head. I will ask Youth Pastor Steve to pray with me about it tonight at Men’s fellowship. Blessings on your day!
YIC
Brother Yancy