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Lying Liberals, Rotten RINOS, and the MSM they support

Posted by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett on August 5, 2007

To my Brothers and Sisters in Christ, Christian Republican friends and supporters of this ministry,

Words cannot express how shocked, saddened, and distressed I am right now. The blatant efforts on behalf of RINOS and the MSM to destroy this ministries support of and belief in Sam Brownback is simply beyond belief, I had no idea that people could be so cruel and vindictive. All of my life, I have gone above and beyond to show nothing but love and compassion for my fellow man. In return, I have been treated like a lowlife criminal. If loving the Lord and wanting the best for my country makes me a criminal then I plead guilty.

By now, everyone has either read or heard about the articles in the New York Times, ABC online, CBN, and even from that abominable sodomite, Andrew Sullivan, which shed this ministry and me personally in a most unflattering light. The untruths that were published came straight from the mouth of Satan. The authors were either too busy unknowingly serving their new master, the Devil, and/or too greedy for a “story” to contact me directly for a quote prior to publication.  All they had to do was to email me at tdgainescrockett@yahoo.com and I would have been more than happy to tell them that while we are not an offical Sam Brownback Presidential Campaign site, we are fully dedicated to seeing him elected as the next President of this United States Under God.

I say shame on them for printing boldface lies and shame on the brainwashed public who believes them.  The untruths that they have published exhibit an overwhelming success for Satan. Recent and newly formed friendships have been tarnished, the divide between the Conservative Religious Right, of which I am a proud member, has been widened, and the worst thing to come of this is that the only true Christian, conservative Presidential candidate, Senator Sam Brownback has been forced to ally himself with moderates by denying our sincere efforts to see him duly elected as President.  We understand the reasoning behind this but nevertheless it hurts all the same.

Responsible for the recent attacks against me, this ministry, and Sam Brownback are as follows:

Jack Tapper, ABC News: Spanking the Other Cheek

Eric Kleefeld: Brownback And Huckabee Feud Sinks Into Farce

Andrew Sullivan: 1)  Is This For Real? 2)  Baptists For Brownback 3) Brownback’s Campaign Emails 

David Brody, CBN: Huckabee’s Campaign Tells Brownback to Show ‘Christian Character’

Sarah Wheatron, New York Times:  A Righteous E-Mail Battle

Greg Mabrick, Charleston City Paper: Baptist Lesson: Sharpest Claws Usually In the Front Pew

Mark Ambinder, The Atlantic Online: Huckabee/Brownback Sparring Gets Nastier

Andy Davis, Arkansas Democrat Gazette: Huckabee camp says senator is ‘whining’

and many, many  more.

Please take a moment to pray for each of these pitiful excuses of humanity, that the Lord might spare them from spending eternity in Hell where their flesh will seer and their teeth will gnash. Even if they deserve it.

On a personal note, the past few days have been much more difficult than you can possibly imagine. Over a period of 72 hours, I have had to deal with betrayals, lies, and innuendos, which led to unwelcome notoriety and Liberal media exposure – intersteing how they come sniffing around after they have crucified me in the press.  The result of which forced me to leave the sanctity and security provided by my own home, and take refuge in our much smaller home on the coast with several family members, close friends, and staff.

While I adore our little costal cottage, it is simply not large enough to accommodate comfortably seven guests and domestic help. Every bedroom was occupied; one suite even sheltered two guests. Grace, who is suffering a profound grief of her own, graciously agreed to sleep in the servants’ quarters forcing my housekeeper to sleep on a sofa in the media room. The solace normally found in my weekend get-a-way was lost forever.

Now that most everyone has left, I realize that the joy of this cottage has been replaced by sorrow and pain; therefore, I simply cannot stay here any longer. This afternoon I am checking into a nearby resort and spa, and will be listing my once loved get-away with a realtor for sale.  If you know of anyone pre-qualified to purchase an oceanfront, 7BR, 9BA full stack-stone, 1999-constructed cottage featuring two gourmet kitchens, formal LR, DR, Media Room, GR, 4 fireplaces, fully furnished, with freshwater pool/spa and 4-car garage, in a gated community, send me an email and I will forward the information along to my realtor.

In closing, I value each person here very much and hope that you can forgive me for any part I may have had in bringing the ugly, putrid, stinking, lying LIEberal media and those vicious, lying, horny RINOS to our respective doorstep. May God Bless each of you, dear friends, and may you continue to Bless God.

 

Remember, vote for Sam Brownback in 2008 and again in 2008 because I will.

 

Updated: Now the king of RINOs and BINOs, Mike Huckabee, is personally attacking us in addition to Sam Brownback: Check out the ABC Polls. 

 

Mr. Huckabee, you are a disgrace to the Republican Party and to Baptists all around the world. That makes you a RINO (Republican In Name Only) and a BINO© (Baptist In Name Only).

 

I rebuke you in the name of Jesus. Repent, Mr. Huckabee, for your sins.

 

Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett

Christian, Republican, Biblical Authoritarian

http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/

 

110 Responses to “Lying Liberals, Rotten RINOS, and the MSM they support”

  1. This too shall pass, Mrs T.D Gaines-Crockett. The whoremongers of the lieberal MSM will eventually have to face the full power and wrath of the loving Lord Jesus, and whooh, will they be sorry!

  2. Confused said

    THAT HOUSE IS YOUR GETAWAY??? Holy cow!!! You have a four car garage and servants… tell me again why I’m supposed to feel bad for you. Oh my… AH! Talk about excess!!! It’s too small??? Too SMALL???

    Wow. I’m shocked at how materialistic you are.

  3. Confused said

    I’m sorry, I just can’t get over how spoiled rich you are, and you obviously never lift a finger. And you’re weeping over people criticizing you over the internet? Wow. Welcome to the World Wide Web. There are three purposes to it: 1. Porn, 2. Pirating music, and 3. Anonymously attacking people over the internet to make yourself feel superior but safe at the same time. Why do you think I’m here?

    Good lord, get over yourself.

  4. June said

    Confused:

    Being jealous of the Blessings of the Lord is so unattractive.

  5. Blader said

    Well, this all clearly is God’s plan, and he is testing your faith for purposes that nobody can really fathom. Persecution by sodomites is nothing new, it is a tale as old as time.

    I was so moved that I prayed for you 7 times this morning, and I’m not even really a Christian!!

  6. Confused said

    Nah, actually, I wouldn’t want her stuff. I’d hate having servants… it would make me feel like a bum. I like cleaning, actually. I clean for my family. It would be nice to have someone outside the family cook a meal once in a while though… and besides, I wouldn’t know what to do with a house that big. And a “gated community”? I hate having neighbors. I live on a farm and my closest neighbors are a mile away. I much prefer my life over hers.

  7. Confused said

    … although having a pool would be awesome. And a beach house… that’d be nice. My rich relatives have two beach houses. Oh, and enough money to be able to eat more than once a day in college, and to be able to graduate without being in serious debt. That’d be awesome.

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  9. I will pray to our Lord that you find peace this weekend, Mrs T.D Gaines-Crockett, and also that He will send to you a buyer for your real estate who is blind in the ways of negotiation.

  10. Holy Cow said

    I feel truly sorry for you. How anyone can get by in a cramped seven bedroom house (and with only nine baths!) is beyond me. How Christian and kind of you to allow the help to sleep on the couch as many would hace given them a sleeping bag and told them to just stay outside. I know I would have, and I don’t even own a sleeping bag.

    As always, your humility is outdone only by your cupidity and stupidity. Keep up the good work until nearly the entire nation despises you.

    .

  11. My thanks and praises out to all who have supported this ministry during these trying times. Surely the Lord will bless you almost as much as He has me. I only have one word for those who continue to leave cruel and mean-spirited comments, God hates your sin almost as much as I do for being jealous and petty.

  12. Ann O'Maly said

    It’s just as well to rid yourself of that beach house at this time when the Lord is purifying America with hurricanes. My husband sold ours and we got a nice 5 bedroom cottage in Aspen. The air is really clear there.

  13. Helen Bock said

    I’m glad to see you’re up and able to continue your good work.

  14. My church prayed for you today, Ma’am. It is a black, black day when godless, homo, commie tree huggers are allowed to besmirch the reputation of one of the most Godliest people that it have ever been my privilege to meet. The dedication and light that you show couldn’t be dampened by a hundred thousand bushels! I don’t think it’s going too far to say that even under this horrible duress that astronauts circling the earth probably ask themselves, “what’s that tiny speck of light that’s shining so brightly?”.

    I hope this incident puts a nail in the coffin of the Lame Scream Me-dia. For too long they have tried to strangle all the goodness and God out of this world. They ain’t gonna get away with it for too much longer.

    We will continue to pray for you and yours!

    God is Love!
    BBN
    http://www.billybobneck.com

    PS – Have y’all though about using your home as a homo reparation therapy site or a U.S.E. home?

  15. Brother Yancy said

    Dear Sister TDGC

    Praise God for your recovery! You sound so strong in Christian Resolve in this post. Mother and I prayed for you this morning at services and Mother requested prayer for you in Sunday School Prayer Circle. Glory!

    I will log right off and run up and tell Mother that you are so much better! She is now 80 and it’s hard for her to get around but she still feel strong in the Lord and witnesses whenever she is able.

    Triumphal! Abundant.

    YIC

    Brother Yancy

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  17. Confused said

    A five-bedroom “cottage”? I think if it has five bedrooms it can no longer be considered a “cottage.” More like a mansion. I grew up in a three-bedroom house with a family of six, and a lot of my brother’s friends would stay with us sometimes too. I remember once when all of my brother’s friend’s leases were up we let them stay with us until their new lease started. We had fourteen people in this house for almost a week. It was… fun.

    Oh, and I’m glad that your version of God hates me. I take that as a compliment.

  18. You give it to them TD! You know you always have the complete support of the Mack family. Tell us what to do, we will write letters, make calls, and tell everyone we know that Christian persecution is alive, real, and growing. In this day and age it is important that we not only take a stand for what is right but let everyone know what is wrong in this world. What has happened to you is just wrong. I am just thankful that all of this stress hasn’t affected the baby. Praying for you, sis!

  19. Brother McGregor said

    Hurrah! Praises and Songs to Him that watches over all us mere sinners.

    I was expecting to hear from the Chaste Mrs Gaines Crockett tomorrow…So you can imagine my thrill and pleasure when I saw her posting here a full day ahead of schedule!
    I only wished the news was happier and Dear Father forgive my small sin of jubilation at seeing Mrs Gaines Crockett here when I should be soundly rebuking the MEDIA instead. They will go to any lengths to see us squabble amidst ourselves and then have the audacity to try and peg all the blame on Mrs G-C.
    To try and lessen your message and support by dismissing it as “s a t i r e” is honestly too much.
    If I may leave this for you…

    And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet. Matthew 24:6

  20. I am curious as to whether or not Mr. BINO© Hucakabee, (Yes, you heard it here first. I just today coined the term BINO and have copyrighted it for my new book), that pseudo-Republican, faux-Baptist has to say for himself. Like most cowardly little men he’ll sit back and take it like a June Gordon.

    Now that Connie Mack has let the cat out of the bad I will make it offical, I am indeed with child. It was confirmed on Friday before I left town and my expected due date is late December. Perhpas that will explain some of my hormonal ourbursts.

    Please continue to pray for Sam Brownback and for the new life that I am carrying.

  21. June said

    “Like most cowardly little men he’ll sit back and take it like a June Gordon.”

    I beg your pardon?

    Frankly, it is no wonder the hateful things your husband says about you behind your hair when you sideswipe “friends” with comments like that.

    I’m praying for you to become correct, Sister.

  22. June,

    My husband is none of your concern so don’t go sticking your artifically enhanced self where is doesn’t belong. I love you like a Sister in Christ, but to be honest you make those who have been rode hard and hung out to dry look like elementary school Christmas pagent starlets.

    Praying that you find peace that doesn’t come from a plastic straw, a bottle, and a Trojan.

  23. June said

    “My husband is none of your concern so don’t go sticking your artifically enhanced self where is doesn’t belong. ”

    Thanks for your concern and prayers, as always, but between me and your hubby *I’m* not the one you ought to fret over sticking stuff in places it don’t belong. ;)

    I ain’t sayin’ . . . I’m just sayin’ . . .

  24. June,

    When you sober up off the booze or come down off whatever it is you have been sniffing you will see that my gentle admonishing of your ways is only because I love you in Christs name. When a woman reaches your age she ought to know better than go around acting like the state recognized slut.

    I am still praying that one day you will find yourself a decent Chrsitian man to marry and settle down.

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  26. June said

    “I am still praying that one day you will find yourself a decent Chrsitian man”

    Oh, don’t you worry for me on that account little darling.

    Ain’t a weekend goes by I don’t find me a nice Christian man! :)

  27. Miss Mabel Gargula said

    Oh Mrs. Gaines-Crockett! I am ever so relieved to find you up and about. Please do take care. In your delicate state, you should not be subjected to the words of the unChristian heathens who have intruded upon the beautiful sanctuary that you have created here. I shall continue to pray for you and for the innocent child growing inside you!

    Glory, Whole of His Love!

  28. Bukko in Australia said

    How could anyone think that you are running a psrodt site? If you were, you would name it “Babtists” for Brownback, or suggest that the only true God-blessed candidate should change his name because it sounds like a wetback who had to shimmy under a border fence while supine, or, heaven forbid, a perverted sexual act that one of those vile Sullivan sodomites might perform. “Hello stranger, would you like to follow me into this highway rest stop toilet and brownback me?”

  29. God be praised! I am tickled pink that y’all will bring a child into this world that’s worthy of the name! If y’all want, Ma’am, we got some real good reading and viewing material that helped us out a lot with our children. One of the best was ‘Hit With Love” that gives some good strategies and pointers. (Hint: think 3/4″ PVC pipe)

    Also, we started reading Bible verses to our kids in the womb so by the time they got out they pretty much knew the whole including the book of Numbers. And I don’t mean to go on like an old maid, but don’t give ‘em snack until they can recite you back bible verse!

    I best shut up now before I make a complete fool of myself!

    God is Love!
    BBN
    http://www.billybobneck.com

  30. Brother McGregor said

    Brother BillyBob…I just repeated a small bit of your quote on Scarlet Letter Campaign. I do trust you do not mind. We are so different and yet our goals are the same. You, Sir are the trusty warrior bent on hoisting that shining sword for our Almighty.
    I am a gentler soul wanting to till the fields…hoping to salvage the precious strains of wheat from the sodomiting chaff and weeds.

    Yes woven together, We shall persevere!

    PS: You could never make a fool of yourself…Your wise videos attest to that, I have watched them all and marvelled that we have such a God fearing man as yourself fighting and witnessing to the hordes.

    Praise Be

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  33. TD, I am so sorry to take let the bun out of the oven. I didn’t know it wasn’t well known by now. You are showing afterall. On your tiny frame one extra french fry shows up! ;-)

  34. oops…. I mean FREEDOM Fry. God only knows you wouldn’t put anything french in your mouth.

  35. SPOILER said

    Taffy,

    You’re due in 4 months and you only just confirmed your pregnancy last week? That’s…special.

    Hopefully, you will have a healthy and happy child who will grow up to challenge the racist and bigoted views of her parents. Maybe she’ll be a lesbian, or a lawyer, or God forbid, a liberal.

    One can hope, right?

  36. I am so glad you spilled the beans. I have been bursting to tell someone that there is a new baby coming! God is just awesome!

    God Bless! :-)

    Lynelle

  37. Brother Yancy said

    Welcome Brother Bukko

    I guess this shows there ARE some godly men in Austrailia after all. Praise Jesus! Rev. Maker and Sister TDGC must be so pleased at how far this ministry is reaching! Triumphal!

    Glory!

    YIC
    Brother Yancy

  38. SPOILER said

    Oh shock, I’m being moderated again.

  39. I declare that we are getting more new christians here every day. It is God’s will is what it is.

    Spoiler, I thought you were sucking on a bus exhaust pipe and here you are still persting people.

  40. SPOILER said

    Connie,

    What is “persting?” I have a fairly extensive knowledge of the English language, but that word isn’t in my vocabulary.

    Also, why are you all online today? Isn’t Sunday supposed to be strictly for prayer and worship? It’s a Commandment, I believe…

    SINNERS!

  41. Spoiler,

    I believe you should mind your own beeswax. You know Connie meant to say pester because you hear every day that you are a pest.

  42. SPOILER said

    Lynelle,

    I have no idea what Connie meant to say as most of what she types is completely incomprehensible to me.

    Also, no one has called me a pest for a good decade or so.

    Lastly (for this post, at least), I still haven’t gotten an answer to my question about the Third Commandment…

  43. Brother Yancy said

    Mr. Spoiler

    If I was the sort that rebuked, I would rebuke you for you slur against Brother Mack. Repent of your pride and consider 1 Corinthians 13:1
    “If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal.”
    YIC
    Brother Yancy

  44. Connie is a lot smarter than most people so it’s no surprise that what she says goes over your head. If you have a question about the III Commandment I suggest you read them.

  45. SPOILER said

    Yancy – Again, for what I think is the fourth or fifth time, I will say that I am a 25 year old FEMALE with a college degree and 13 years of religious education behind me. Clearly, you can’t claim the same if you’re assuming that CONNIE is a male.

    Lynelle – (I’m paraphrasing – I don’t have a Bible handy at the moment )-
    Remember to keep Holy the Sabbath Day.

    Shouldn’t the site shut down or something for the day as you all should be at Church or praying all day?

    Hypocrites.

  46. Pumpkin, “religious education” don’t mean talking the Lord’s name in vain in the back of a Chevy 4X4.

    Y’all keep throwing stones, baby doll, cuz we got the full armor of God on.

  47. Miss Mabel Gargula said

    One day a real rain will come and wash all this scum from the streets! Praise be!

    Glory, Whole of His Love!

  48. SPOILER said

    Billy Bob,

    All I meant by “religious education” is that I don’t consider myself ignorant of the Bible as history, literature, or the basis of the Christian faith. I have certainly never experienced a biblical anything in the back of a Chevy 4×4 – my people are Ford fans. :-)

    And still, I’m waiting for an explanation on the breaking of the commandment by so many devout Christians.

  49. Miss Mabel Gargula said

    Mr. Spoiler,

    What better use of one’s time on the day of the Sabbath than spreading the Lord’s Word?

    Glory, Whole of His Love!

  50. SPOILER said

    Mabel – perhaps you didn’t read the previous batch of posts, but I am 100% female. And it’s a bit difficult for me to nderstand why you all seem to think that by calling me a man you’ll make any kind of inroads into understanding why you think the way you do.

    I try to be openminded, but it’s very difficult when the arguments that you present seem to be as ignorant as any I’ve heard in my life.

  51. Brother Yancy said

    Perhaps it is becasue Connie speaks with such force and authority and clarity so rare in women that I presumed she was a man. There was also a famous Senator from Forida named Connie Mack and HE was A MAN. But, my apologies to the Mack family.

    Now to you, Spoiler. Thirteen years? A Papist, by any chance? Your vitriol is welcome. You make us Stronger in Christ. Just because harlotry occurs in a Ford rather than a GM product, it is still harlotry. Factory of origin does not change the stink sin brings to the vehicle nor the stain upon the man lured by the strumpet. Spoiler or “Spoiled”? – let God decide

    YIC
    Brother Yancy

  52. SPOILER said

    Former Papist – I left because there were things that didn’t make any sense to me: the role of women in the Church, for starters.

    FYI – I was a virgin until my wedding day. Personal choice. Can you take a joke, Yance?

  53. SPOILER said

    Ah, nothing to say now, I see. Frankly, I’m shocked by that. *sarcasm*

  54. Brother Yancy said

    I make no jokes, nor if youll notice did I say anything directly about you. I am praying God will take the anger from your heart. And I will say one thing for the Papists they kept a sense of coherent family structure together for many many moons, idolatry and the mallignant narcissism of their clergy aside. They also wisely placed women in the subordinate role they are meant for, or until recently, as I am given to understand.

    And, I will thank you not the mock or otherwise slur upon my surname. I did not serve this country for 26 faithful years in the United States Navy, tending to ailing sailors, to be mocked and made the butt of jokes by a blacksliding Papist FEMALE who opens her legs and fills the interiors of Ford 4×4s with the foul stink of her sin.

    Glory
    YIC
    BY

  55. Brother Yancy said

    LORD

    Forgive my weakness in engaging with that woman in bile rather than the flow of love from your precisious self. I promose to rebuke myself later tonight.

    Humbly, your Servant

    Brother Yancy

  56. SPOILER said

    First of all, I’m no longer a Papist, as I said. Also, I was referring to the fact that I was joking about the Ford thing. Believe it or not, my parents were decent people who raised me to have self-control, and I’ve never done anything even vaguely inappropriate in a car.

    I get the feeling that your mother hated you, or abused you. It’s the only reason I can think of as to why you seem to despise women, and assume that we’re all whores. Certainly not an attitude shared by Jesus.

    Lastly, I was trying to be “friendly” when referring to you as Yance; kind of like I’m assuming you were when you called me “Spoiled.” You have heard of nicknames, am I correct. You know, Jesus called Simon Peter “Peter.” So clearly, it’s acceptable.

  57. Brother Yancy said

    MYY MOTHER!!!

    Oh dear Jesus give me strength at this hour while under the attacks of this vile ex-Papist woman sinner who has disparaged by sainted and ailing Mother, whom you know as a true and devoted servant of Yours these 80 years now. Please give me strength God and I ask the Holy Spirit to lead me as always,

    Now, Miss Girl

    If you had read any of my other posts you would know as does Brother McGregor, Sister TDGC, Brother Whodat, Sister Lynelle and Rev. Maker among many of the others here that I have lived with and cared for my wonderful mother who is now 80 since I retired from the Navy. I took her to church this morning and to the Flea Market at the State Fairgrounds and pushed her in her umbrealla-equipped wheelchair.

    Friends, I am so distressed by this vicious and unwarranted attack on my mother that I must rest and meditate upon the barbs we endure as Christians.

    Dear Jesus
    I offer up my suffering to you, as always.
    BY

    YIC

  58. Confused said

    I am indeed with child.

    I knew it! You’re knocked up! I said that earlier! Hahaha! Crockett had SEX. SEX SEX SEX.

    Go repent.

  59. Confused said

    I best shut up now before I make a complete fool of myself

    You’re WAY too late, Billy Bob. And Hit With Love? That’s horrible. No wonder you’re so screwed up, your parents probably beat the hell out of you. Early brain damage! It must have made you more vulnerable to church-leeches. I can’t believe you beat your children with PVC pipe. You should go to jail.

  60. Ann O'Maly said

    Spoiler,

  61. Ann O'Maly said

    Spoiler,
    I guess all things are relative, your humble Calcuttan abode may make 5 bedrooms seem like a cottage but it seems small to me. Our main home has 14 bedrooms – my husband has worked very hard in arbitrage to provide these niceties.

  62. Eldon Lee Hawk said

    June,
    I don’t understand what they’re talking about you laying back and taking it. Best I remember you were very active and lively. Hope to get together again soon. I’ll bring the powder.

  63. Eldon Lee Hawk said

    June,
    I don’t know what they’re saying about you laying back and taking it. Best I remember you were real lively. Let’s get it on again soon. I’ll bring the powder.

  64. Confused said

    Something didn’t quite make sense to me and I just figured it out:

    Crockett, you were complaining that liberal hate and whatnot was making you weak and sick to your stomach so you had to take a weekend off to recuperate. Had you been trying to get pregnant, you would have probably figured out what those symptoms were instead of blaming it on sinners. That makes me think that you weren’t PLANNING on getting pregnant, which means you were having sex for reasons OTHER than procreation! I think Crockett had sex because IT FELT GOOD! What happened to “Sex is for procreation, not recreation”? Now she’s knocked up. Yet another soldier in the fight against common sense.

  65. rupert said

    These liberals will stop at nothing. Although I am concerned about Sam Brownback’s eternal soul I do pray for him to turn away from idol worship. But clearly he is the best candidate for the Republican nomination. Do not fear, fellow Brownback supporters, these attacks shall pass and the liberal media will regret having insulted the next President of the USA! -rupert

  66. Brother Yancy said

    Brother Rupert

    From your mouth to God’s ears! Praise his Holy Name

    YIC
    Brother Yancy

  67. Von Cracker said

    Yeah right….liberal media!

    Ain’t no such thing, except as a false mantra made up by whiney conservatives!

  68. Brother Yancy said

    Dear Von,

    Oh, I pray for your soul because I fear you are one of the many innocents tormented, bamboozled and mesmerized by the JCN (Jewish Controlled Media). This is not your fault at all, if you are indeed a victim of the JCN. I will pray for you hard. Take comfort in Revelation 3:9 “I will make those who are of the synagogue of Satan, who claim to be Jews though they are not, but are liars—I will make them come and fall down at your feet and acknowledge that I have loved you.” These will fall at Christ’s feet in the End Days. Bless your soul! Lord please fill Von with the Triuph of your Abundance! In Jesus’ name we pray!

    YIC
    Brother Yancy

  69. Private Partts of the CCCR said

    SPOILER! Luke 14:5! Woe unto you!
    Brothers and Sisters, we do not sin to pull this witless beast from the pit of his depravity.

  70. Confused said

    Tell me again how the letter “N” can stand for “Media”? I know you’re taking back the entire alphabet, but at least do it correctly.

  71. Bless the child that is growing inside your womb.

  72. teddihaggard said

    2 serious 2 serious. now for a little humor. sam brownback has the support of 5% of voters in the latest iowa poll. now THATS funny. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha………………

  73. buma said

    This is a great *profanity deleted* site. It is *profanity deleted*. Right?

  74. Confused said

    Crockett, how far along are you?

  75. Helen Bock said

    Mrs. Crockett,
    I’m delighted to hear that you are with child. I pray he or she will be as vibrant and wise as it’s mother and if timing is right be born on Christmas day!

  76. Confused said

    Crockett’s preggers!

  77. Confused said

    Crockett, you haven’t answered me: Is it true you weren’t planning this baby and you were having sex for pleasure?

  78. Dearest Sister Helen,

    The due date is late December so if need be I could have labor induced or even a C-section in order to achieve His will for a December 25 birth date. I have suspected I was with child for some time now. Daniel and I, after praying long and hard about it, decided that it was His will and after our marital obligations were complete we put it in God’s hand. We immediately decided that if the Lord brought this child to life it would be named Hannah Sue if a girl or Daniel Timothy if a boy. After a false negative test back came back in early July I was told to wait until last week when a sonogram was performed, confirming that a blessing had indeed been planted inside me.

    Due to the position of the child, we do not know yet whether it is a boy or girl but we know that it is perfectly healthy, Praise the Lord! I have gained 9 pounds and on my perfect size 2 frame you would think that the child would show, but the Lord was good and distributed the weight evenly (if not making me a bit more curvaceous), I love being with child and I thank the Lord every chance I have for the opportunity to bring another Christian (Republican Baptist) into His world.

    Several of us girls are going to New York for some shopping later in the month so I can pick up a few maternity items. Vera Wang has created some lovely dresses for expectant mothers and I look forward to getting a few new frocks for church. You are more than welcome to join us. I will get with you on the details.

  79. Confused said

    Wait, if you’re due in December, you’re about four and a half to five months along. So… if you just found out, you obviously weren’t planning this baby. Practice what you preach! You told us sex was for procreation, NOT recreation!

    Another question: if sex is only for procreation (which you seem to have forgotten!), what is a good Christian woman to do if her husband wants to have sex for fun? Is she to refuse, as it’s against God? Because that wouldn’t be obediant, and God (according to you) says a woman should obey her husband. What if obeying your husband means committing a sin? WHAT IS A GIRL TO DO???

  80. Confused said

    “Perfect size two frame.” That sounds like bragging, Crockett. Pride is a sin! I thought preggers were supposed to be modest and quiet.

  81. Confused,

    Aside from being a foul person with abominable carnal notions you obviously cannot read. This child was certainly planned and I will not discuss with you my marital duties. You are a rude, crass, and foolish young woman who has given her self fully and completely over to Satan.

  82. Confused said

    I haven’t given myself over to Satan. I don’t believe in Satan OR God.

    By the way, I wasn’t planned. Neither were my two brothers… only my sister was. My oldest brother was a failed birth control pill, my second oldest brother was a failed diaphragm, and I was a failed condom. We were all BIG surprises. But you know what? They were still very happy to find out we were on the way and they loved us very much. Just because a baby isn’t planned doesn’t mean the parents don’t want it or aren’t happy about its coming.

  83. Dear Confused,

    There seems to be a pattern here with failure doesn’t there, dear?

  84. Confused said

    How am I a failure? I’m happy, healthy, and studying nursing.

    Oh, right, I’m not a gold digger like you. I guess I can only be successful if I latch onto a rich guy, huh?

  85. La Mona said

    Yea, confused hardly sounds like a failure…………..

  86. Poor, deluded, confused soul that you are, you have no idea what you talk about half the time is just boring and the other half you just sound like a blame fool. Wise up. Mrs. TDGC didn’t need any man to bring her wealth or establish her as a person in society. Some people are just born fortunate.

  87. La Mona said

    Once again….no substance. Care to back up anything you just said?

  88. You never offer substance, just more huff and puff. Really, it is sad. The reason most people don’t converse with you is because they choose not to. You are boring and childish. It’s certainly not because we can’t, it’s because it isn’t fair to you.

  89. Confused said

    Some people are just born fortunate.

    Oh, I see… so her dad was rich.

  90. La Mona said

    Lol, I offer the truth. But again, you describe yourself wondrously….and I’ve proven that before……

    Also, many people converse with me. …Once again, you’re baseless. And I know many adults that will vouch for that.

    Also, feel free to at any time present a logical arguement. Still, at this point you offer nothing. And “fair” is hardly a relevant term when it comes to the people here.

    Try again.

  91. Brother McGregor said

    confused…please have the modesty, good manners and breeding to refer to Mrs Gaines Crockett by her proper title. “Preggers” etc is just rude.
    You have shown your ability in the past to be respectful so I know it’s not a stretch for you to continue in said vein.

    YIC

  92. Hawk said

    The truth is what it is. ***Inappropriate Comment Removed***

  93. Confused said

    ***Inappropriate Comment Removed***

  94. Confused said

    ***Inappropriate Comment Removed***

  95. Brother McGregor said

    confused..apt name…I didn’t hear say she was ashamed. I was asking you to try and have some class.
    Big difference.
    :)

  96. Shake-Zula said

    lol confused. a little bit of subtleness (is that the right spelling? answers on a postcard please….) in the comments you post would go a long way! the fact of the matter is personal attacts(towards anyone) are something i personaly dislike. regardless of who that person is, random attacts are never called for. although im probably guilty of this :)

  97. Lazarus said

    What was the inappropriate comment?

  98. Why do you care Lamona? You probably wrote it pretending to be Confused. The forum managers from CY Forums has sent all the information on you to these people. You are sick and need prayers.

  99. Lazarus said

    ? Wow you think I’m La Mona. You are the sick one and in need of prayers.

  100. WhoDat said

    Shakea Bake,

    You are so right, that ‘confused’ fella is so foul mouthed his forked tongue frightens swarthy sailors.

    Pray for him.

  101. Brother Yancy said

    Brother and Sisters

    Is it possible La Moaner is possessed and is displaying several DEMONS at once?

    YIC

  102. WhoDat said

    Dearest Brother Yancy,

    Not only do I think it is possible that poor LaMona is posessed, I feel sure that the poor lamb is, by the Devil herself and is forcing her to speak under many names like a common DevilCrat LIEberal.

    We should pray extra hard for her hellbound soul (s) redemption.

  103. Brother Yancy said

    Dear Brother WhoDat

    I am not of the fiber to conduct such a service but I would gladly assist you and Brother McGregor, Between the three of us, I feel he has the fire and the word, you have the keen intellect to lead us by Wisdom and I will make what contribution I can. Glory!
    YIC
    Brother Yancy

  104. Brother McGregor said

    Well Brother Yancy it would be the only way to explain all the shared ip.

    I hope you and Brother Whodat are doing well tonight? I had a little turn down memory lane tonight with regards to dotty Aunt Hattie. I posted it over in the sissys in kilts topic I think it was.

    Praise Be….

    Mona reminds me so much of my Aunt Hattie…
    very wilful as a child, apparently and then it only got worse…(as it often does)

  105. Brother McGregor said

    Brother Yancy you are a powerful preaching man, in your own right. I have heard only the best reports from your Young Men’s Meeting Group.

    They are still all a flutter over the stark grey suit and powder blue shirt.

    Praise BE

  106. Brother Yancy said

    Dear Bro. M

    Thank you so much for your kind words. I do what I can for the Young Men’s Fellowship and I try to lead by example. (For instance, a number of young men have called me this week to ask sartorial advice, and one is coming by tomorow to look at my collection of ties.) I do not want to put airs on myself, but be a simple soldier in the Community of True Christians. Hosannah!

    I have had remonstrance with myself that perhaps I have spoken too much about my time in the Service. That last thing I want to do is add the sin of Braggardism to my many faults before the Lord.

    Your counsel is always a blessing. Mother said to tell you she thinks of you often, closes her eyes and visualizes you with the Bible in one hand and a sword in the other, smiting the enemies of Senator Brownback. Holy!

    YIC
    Bro. Y

  107. Brother McGregor said

    Aw that is so sweet…Dear mother Yancy, taking the time out to think of me. You must give the dear sweet thing a gentle chaste kiss on the cheek tonight.
    Tell her it is her faith in the good Lord that keeps me on the up and up and swinging for Jesus.

    Praise Be.

    RE: your small vanities:-I find you modestly humble and you take the sweetest pleasures at serving the Lord in the best way you can. I just think He must be pleased and pleasured also at your efforts.

  108. WhoDat said

    Brother McG,

    How funny! I have an Aunt HADDIE. She is a terrible drunk, violent as a death row inmate on meth, meaner than a snake, damn near covered from head to toe in variations of genital warts and herpes, she smells like a port-a-potty on a hot day, and ugly as the day is long. On the upside she is a staunch Brownback supporter, which speaks for itself, Bless her sweet soul.

  109. Brother McGregor said

    Dear me Brother Whodat…
    Some of the secrets we all keep eh? lol.
    I have posted a little on my dotty aunt Hattie before.
    here is a link if you like to save you looking
    http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/2007/07/30/update-some-kilt-wearing-men-might-be-heterosexual-after-all/#comment-6719
    be sure to check the picture ;)

    What we do without our eccentric Aunties?
    Remind me to tell you sometime about the time she was ballroom dancing and decided to spin and her knickers fell off.
    Very mortifying…the poor old dear wasn’t even aware of it…
    She had been nipping a wee pint most of the day

  110. Hawk said

    Free will Free speech shall always be “inappropriate” here. lol

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