Campaign Christian Alphabet Recovery
Posted by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett on August 5, 2007
Hard as they may try, the Atheists will not ruin everything Holy about our alphabet. They may have stolen the letter “A” from God, but we say let them have it. We here at Baptists For Brownback 2008 have Copyrighted© the remaining 25 letters exclusively for our Christian use. Praise the Lord!
As you will find on the top right side of your screen we have released the first letter in our Christian Alphabet© series, “C”, which stands for Christian©. We have chosen a beautiful shade of red, which represents the Blood of our Lord Jesus Christ that was spilled in order to bring you eternal salvation as our color of choice. The Monnie Willis Prayer Warriors are working in conjunction with our attorney to complete this new Christian Alphabet by weeks end.
In the meantime, you may, with our express permission, upload the currently available image to your own website or blog to show the world that you are Proud to be a Christian. Simply right-click and save the image to your hard drive and then upload under the file name: proud.to.be.a.christian.jpg. If using both of these lovely images you will need to name them as large or small. Please send us an email at tdgainescrockett@yahoo.com with “I am proud to be a Christian” in the message title. Include your blog or web page address and we will add you to a very special link section. In addition, we will be releasing an entire new line of “C” is for Christian© clothing and housewares so that everywhere you go people will know that you are Proud to be a Christian!
Take that Richard Dawkins, Brent Ramussen , and PZ Meyers. What say you now, sinners?
May Christ Bless You and May You Always Bless Christ.
August 5, 2007 at 6:08 pm
It is a sign of just how bad things have become that it is now necessary to copyright the Christian alphabet to preserve it from being derailed from it’s intended uses by such Godless men as Brent Ramussen and PZ Meyers.
August 5, 2007 at 6:26 pm
I think you’ll find that Christianity goes against outward symbols (Matthew 6:5ff); the measure of one’s Christianity, or any moral state, should be judged by the fruit you bear. It’s inward!
On another note, what font is the Christian Alphabet in? I’ve been wanting to put a big ‘S’ on my Rationalwiki userpage, but it hasn’t been uploaded yet. It can’t just be any red italic serif font!
August 5, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Dear Interpreted,
As much as I would like to help you out, the letter “S” has been assigned to Sinner, and is therefore unavailable.
God Bless you, dear. Better luck next time.
August 5, 2007 at 6:57 pm
Hi, this is too crazy for me not to say anything.
It’s not the Christian alphabet, it’s the Greek alphabet.
And we all know they worshipped several dozen gods.
heeheehee
August 5, 2007 at 6:59 pm
Spoiler, it looks like God’s people have reclaimed it. Get use to it. We are here to stay!
August 5, 2007 at 6:59 pm
You misunderstand me, Mrs Gaines-Crockett. I know the ‘S’ is for sinner. We all sin, so we all fall short of what God wants for us. That’s why I intend to include it, writ large, on my userpage.
August 5, 2007 at 7:01 pm
Ah, Connie. How, then, can you explain that fact that the Book of Mormon, the Harry Potter series, and The DaVinci Code were all written in the same alphabet? Surely, Christ wouldn’t support using the alphabet of His people for such blasphemy?
August 5, 2007 at 7:06 pm
Little girl if TD and Pastor Maker say that it is biblical then that is all I need to know. Don’t you live on a farm someplace? Go milk a cow or something.
August 5, 2007 at 7:08 pm
Connie,
I’m not exactly a little girl. And I live in one of the bigger cities on the East coast, which explains my liberal leanings.
August 5, 2007 at 7:09 pm
I love this idea. Frank and I are getting each one of the boys one of the tee-shirts to wear to school. Heck, I might just wear one myself. Let us know as soon as they come out.
God Bless!
Lynelle
August 5, 2007 at 7:09 pm
Also, I’m educated, which is why I refuse to blindy accept the teachings of people online. The internet is for entertainment. Little of what you will see online has any basis in reality.
August 5, 2007 at 7:10 pm
Spoiler - The ways of the Lord are mysterious indeed: Who are you, who are but a man, to question Him?
August 5, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Well if that ain’t the truth! You are about as unreal and unaccepting as they come. So if you can’t milk a cow then why don’t you find a bus to chase.
August 5, 2007 at 7:12 pm
Lynelle, you new picture is beautiful by the way. Your R& R
did wonder for you. I might just need a vacation myself 
August 5, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Connie,
Every woman should have some R&R. It was worth every cent and every bit of pain. Thank you for the compliment!
God Bless!
Lynelle
August 5, 2007 at 7:20 pm
First, and again, I’m not a man. I’m about as female as they get. As for being unaccepting and unreal, I beg to differ. I will except pretty much anyone’s opinion as valid if it is rational. I have yet to see any sign of a rational argument from anyone here who legitimately believes the things that you do. Crockett claims to have gained a copyright for the alphabet! There is no end to the insanity that you spew forth on a daily basis.
August 5, 2007 at 7:25 pm
Spoiler - You claim not to be a man, but you act in manly ways by giving your own opinion and not that of your husband. Repent! sayeth the Lord your God!
August 5, 2007 at 7:33 pm
Spoiler is not questioning God, but instead is questioning Crockett and Maker. Connie, it is an asinine act to take someone’s word on something alone, especially when it comes to your faith. (soemthing that no matter the side you pick is an important choice in your life.) Why don’t you think for yourself instead of letting the ignorant views of two people do it for you? Do you know how much trouble blind following will get you?
Also, the alphabet is in fact Greek. There is no “reclaiming” about it. If you speak a Latin based language you are prolly using the alphabet…no matter the content of your writing. There is nothing specifically Christian about a language. It’s simply a way to communicate. What you communicate is what determines the topic at hand.
August 5, 2007 at 7:33 pm
And June, and Grace, and Lynelle and Crockett? Are they simply transcribing the thoughts of their husbands? Also, my fiance thinks the same way I do. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
August 5, 2007 at 7:34 pm
Hi LaMona, I couldn’t help it - I had to come back. What’d I miss?
August 5, 2007 at 7:36 pm
Don’t you put June Gordon in the same category as TD or me little girl.
August 5, 2007 at 7:39 pm
What category would that be: female? Is there something you’d like to share with the rest of us, Lynelle?
August 5, 2007 at 7:41 pm
I called you all female, Lynelle. Is there something you’re not telling us?
Mod. Note: You are about 15 seconds away from going into a 3-day time out. Try me and see.
August 5, 2007 at 7:45 pm
Tick, tick, tick …
August 5, 2007 at 7:51 pm
Spoiler, you haven’t missed anything big. Ummm, Sisyphus is in the middle of learning the difference between the word “shift” and “bend” in the English language. Psycheout seems to be taking lessons from Sisyphus’s methods of “debate.” And nothing has gone anywhere here.
August 5, 2007 at 8:00 pm
You people are crazy. You need to think outside your imaginary supernatural world.
August 5, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Lynelle,
I apologize for the double comment. I swear it was unintentional. My browser froze and I didn’t see the post. I also realize that you were offended by it, but I do get tired of having to defend the fact that I am female. Surely, you understand that?
August 5, 2007 at 8:19 pm
the atheists stole the a… which you gave them a couple of days ago…
did I miss a step in the process or is “giving something to atheists” = “atheists stealing” ?
August 5, 2007 at 8:23 pm
Alas, the burden of proof is on us to prove that usage of the letters
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
was widespread before Mrs Gaines-Crockett copyrighted them. Quickly, people!
August 5, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Where should we begin? I hardly know where to look…
August 5, 2007 at 8:28 pm
Let’s give a word for every letter that represents this site. I’ll start with “A”
Asinine.
Anyone for taking “B”?
August 5, 2007 at 8:28 pm
Gee, I don’t want this IP address to get banned. I’ll just play along in my head.
August 5, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Banal.
Describes you perfectly.
August 5, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Boneheaded?… couldn’t help myself
August 5, 2007 at 8:31 pm
B can stand for Baptist, Believer and Bible, things that are beautiful in nature but are put in bad daylight thanks to this site.
August 5, 2007 at 8:32 pm
Lol, nice.
C, Contorted [views]
August 5, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Deluded?
August 5, 2007 at 8:35 pm
Heehee, this is fun.
Education deprived.
August 5, 2007 at 8:39 pm
Fun (for those of us with nothing better to do…
August 5, 2007 at 8:41 pm
Good point.
Godless (despite what they think.)
August 5, 2007 at 8:41 pm
grotesque
August 5, 2007 at 8:42 pm
Hypocritical
August 5, 2007 at 8:42 pm
Hypocritical
August 5, 2007 at 8:42 pm
Ignorant (my personal favorite) it describes me perfectly.
August 5, 2007 at 8:43 pm
lol, beat me to it
August 5, 2007 at 8:44 pm
Yea, but that’s ok (I would’ve put the same thing), who wants “j?”
August 5, 2007 at 8:44 pm
jeopardized
August 5, 2007 at 8:44 pm
Judgemental
August 5, 2007 at 8:46 pm
kathartic
Yeah, I know that using the Greek spelling is cheating. What yah gonna do about it, punk?
August 5, 2007 at 8:48 pm
Not cheating. It’s the Greek Alphabet, lol.
L, Liar
August 5, 2007 at 8:48 pm
Lucifarian
August 5, 2007 at 8:49 pm
Moronic
Were you looking at La Mona when you came up with this one?
August 5, 2007 at 8:49 pm
Nazis
Be kind when refering to you ancestors young lady.
August 5, 2007 at 8:51 pm
offensive
August 5, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Pathetic
August 5, 2007 at 8:53 pm
P- Pharisees
August 5, 2007 at 8:53 pm
oh… the moderators have arrived
August 5, 2007 at 8:54 pm
that too….I’ll take Q then….
Questionable
August 5, 2007 at 8:54 pm
Questionable (content)
August 5, 2007 at 8:54 pm
Retarded (that one was easy)
August 5, 2007 at 8:54 pm
Yea, they’re just jealous.
August 5, 2007 at 8:56 pm
lol, MOD SQUAD!
Sinful
August 5, 2007 at 8:56 pm
Interesting how they think they know where I come from……and the last thing I am is moronic….Shall I prove that again?
R- Racist
August 5, 2007 at 8:56 pm
I need to add another M:
Misogenistic
August 5, 2007 at 8:57 pm
What’s this? Taking out our comments? Are you threatened? Can’t play fair?
August 5, 2007 at 8:57 pm
Q - quixotic.
August 5, 2007 at 8:57 pm
There they are! Lol.
August 5, 2007 at 8:58 pm
Whoah, we’re at R? Wow.
S - sociopathic.
August 5, 2007 at 8:58 pm
troubled
August 5, 2007 at 8:59 pm
Oh whoops, we don’t need S, it’s taken already.
T - terrifying.
August 5, 2007 at 8:59 pm
Un-needed
August 5, 2007 at 9:00 pm
U- unbelievable
August 5, 2007 at 9:01 pm
I like Shake’s.
August 5, 2007 at 9:01 pm
V - vituperative.
August 5, 2007 at 9:01 pm
Wasn’t the bible origionally written in Hebrew?
August 5, 2007 at 9:01 pm
Waste of space
August 5, 2007 at 9:02 pm
Xenophobe
August 5, 2007 at 9:02 pm
and to Amajstc: I thought arameic was one of the original languages but i’m not sure.
August 5, 2007 at 9:02 pm
Aramaic, most likely.
August 5, 2007 at 9:03 pm
Amajstc - Early - Mid OT - Hebrew. Late OT - Hebrew with some dialects. NT - Greek, with varying degrees of literacy.
X -Xenophobic
August 5, 2007 at 9:05 pm
Y - Y?
August 5, 2007 at 9:05 pm
It’s a hard one.
Y be reasonable?
August 5, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Y- Yuck…..
August 5, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Y’arr (global warming and pirates and all that)
August 5, 2007 at 9:07 pm
Lol, and Z…..
ZZzzzzzz………
August 5, 2007 at 9:07 pm
lol, niice KC!
August 5, 2007 at 9:07 pm
yay! we did it!
August 5, 2007 at 9:07 pm
and i haven’t been blocked yet!
August 5, 2007 at 9:08 pm
I know isn’t it great?!?! (^_^) Thanks guys, that was fun.
August 5, 2007 at 9:08 pm
OK, so we’ve demonstrated prior use of the 26 letters of the alphabet - Mrs Gaines-Crockett - your copyright on Roman letters is invalid.
August 5, 2007 at 9:09 pm
gtg now…battery about 20 seconds from dying.
good night all who haven’t cursed me to hell today!
everyone else…i’ll be back!
August 5, 2007 at 9:10 pm
If your worried about IP blocks, just grab a proxy..
August 5, 2007 at 9:10 pm
Yepyep, we shall await your return.
August 5, 2007 at 9:11 pm
or if your on AOL, you have a floting IP so its impossible for an IP ban
August 5, 2007 at 9:13 pm
to sum it up nicely:
Asinine
Banal
Contorted
Deluded
Education deprived
Fun
Godless
Hypocritical
Ignorant
Judgemental
Kathartic
Liar
Moronic
Nazi
Offensive
Pathetic
Questionable
Retarded
Sinful
Terrifying
Un-needed
Vituperative
Waste of space
Xenophobic
Yuck
Zzzzz
this site is a great way to deal with insomnia (which is probably god’s punishment for me as an Atheist (so there you have it people, God keeps me awake to post on your site)). Great community spirit among the posters
August 5, 2007 at 9:16 pm
That is “b-e-a-utiful.”
August 5, 2007 at 9:17 pm
thats a good list! home page material that is!
August 5, 2007 at 9:18 pm
Ladies and Gents, the Christian Alphabet:
Archaic Arcane Apostles
Bigoted Baptist Bull
Crazy Christian Crap
Demonic Defecating Deacons
Egocentric Ecclesiastic Excrement
Foolish Fractious Followers
Gentile Genteel Goons
Halloween-Hating Heteroclites
Indefatigably Indignant Imbeciles
Joyless Jesus Jockeys
Ku Klux Klan
Lobotomized Lucifer Libelists
Mendacious Mercenary Missionaries
Nescient Nature Narration
Offensive Occidental Oligarchy
Pathetic Parasitical Preachers
Quaint Queer Quakers
Religious Refuse Retailers
Sectarian Snakeoil Salesmen
Totalitarian Thought Tyrants
Unmitigated Upbringing Usurpation
Vituperative Visigoth Victims
Weird Walleyed Wrath
Xenophobic Xanthochroic Xavierians
Yahweh Yapping Yardbirds
Zealous Zionist Zeros
August 5, 2007 at 9:19 pm
Yea, that should give them plenty to work with. that way they lack no letters on their site. We even have it in alphabetical order for them. How convenient.
August 5, 2007 at 9:20 pm
you’re not playing it right… it’s each of us in turn a word..
August 5, 2007 at 9:20 pm
lol, ‘My First Christian ABC’ book. now twice a bigoted and with extra *unChristian word deleted*….
August 5, 2007 at 9:21 pm
Sharing is good.
Besides, these aren’t “Christians.”
August 5, 2007 at 9:23 pm
we can always start another round
the humanist alphabet, the atheist alphabet, the FSM alphabet, …
August 5, 2007 at 9:24 pm
Hahaha! This is hilarious. C is for Christian! I want a big “C” shirt and say, “It stands for Catholic!” or “It stands for Cocaine!” Or I could just draw a caffein molecule underneath it and say it stands for Caffein.
I can think of a few dirty words it would stand for too…
August 5, 2007 at 9:25 pm
THE FSM ALPHABET!
A: Almighty
August 5, 2007 at 9:26 pm
B: Bolognese (how i prefer to say my prayers)
August 5, 2007 at 9:30 pm
Anyway people, it has been fun. 3.30 am, going to join the wife in bed and try to get some sleep before I need to get up again
hugs, cuddles and kisses to
Shake-Zula
Linus
Interpreted
La Mona
Spoiler
August 5, 2007 at 9:30 pm
C: Captain Moseley
August 5, 2007 at 9:31 pm
c ya KC
August 5, 2007 at 10:07 pm
When I was a child my alphabet blocks had pictures of animals on them. I think that way makes it easiest for children to remember.
August 5, 2007 at 10:11 pm
See ya, KC.
I think that GC was saying that they had copyrighted the rendered versions of a certain font, in a certain color, not the alphabet.
August 5, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Do ye ken?
August 5, 2007 at 10:30 pm
I am sorry to say that you were beaten to the punch on the letter C on March 28th, 1972
Because EVERYONE KNOWS that:
C IS FOR COOKIE - THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
August 5, 2007 at 10:34 pm
Yay cookies!
My favorite is oatmeal or white chocolate….or peanut butter, lol. I like cookies.
Hey, do you think we could make an alphabet for cookies?
I’m amused.
August 5, 2007 at 10:39 pm
A- Apple fritters (not really a cookie)
B- Butter crisps
C- Chocolate chip!!!
D- Drop cookies
E- No clue.
F- Fudge cookies
G- Ginger snaps
H- Honey drops
I- No clue.
J- Jelly cookies
K- No clue.
L- Lemon cookies
M- Maple cookies
N- No-bake cookies
O- No clue.
P- Peanut butter cookies
Q- No clue.
R- No clue.
S- Snickerdoodles
T- Thumb print cookies
I’m bored now.
August 5, 2007 at 10:42 pm
O: Oat Cookies!
August 5, 2007 at 10:48 pm
Sister June Gordon reminds me so much of my Aunt Cookie Mae, and that’s why I have such a soft spot in my heart for June. Aunt Cookie Mae who died quite tragically in a sausage factory accident in 1958. I liked her a lot and she was kind to be as a child. Curiously, she smelled of what I later learned when I joined the Navy was gin and Pall Malls, which I knew what was since she lit one off the other, but other than that, a lovely person. She never semed to find the right man, though, and it was a tragedy in her life. I like June even though she has what Mother would call “rough edges”.
YIC
Brother Yancy
August 5, 2007 at 10:51 pm
E- Everyday cookies! (as in I eat them every day)
I- Iced cookies
K- Keebler
O- OATMEAL!!!!! …or Oreos
Q- quaker Oatmeal (I really would like an oatmeal cookie)
R- Rawks (that’s what they turn out as when I bake….)
U- Ur guess is as good as mine.
V- Very good cookie (I’m running out of ideas.)
W- wonderful cookies
X- xtraodinary cookies
Y- Y do I continue with the cookies……?
Z- Zzzzz (sugar knocks me out, so that’s what they all lead to.)
Yea, me too….I’m bored. Bedtime me thinks.
August 5, 2007 at 11:43 pm
Duh, how could I forget oatmeal? Silly me.
August 5, 2007 at 11:49 pm
LaBamba, y’all don’t know nothing about faith and you wouldn’t know God if He kicked you in the teeth. You go on with these pretty speeches of yours about faith being important and yet you go right on ahead throw stones and slinging arrows cuz someone else has a faith that y’all don’t believe in. I got a sneaking suspicion that you’re prolly some kind of muslim except y’all don’t have the guts to blow yourself up. It’s called a “leap of faith” cuz you gotta leap. I know that don’t mean nothing to you cuz you prolly ain’t lept for nothing but drugs, alcohol or non-Biblical sexual relations.
Armor of God, brothers and sisters, armor of God.
God is Love!
BBN
http://www.billybobneck.com
August 5, 2007 at 11:50 pm
oh, and i got my “C” up already! gave me the shivers doing it!
August 6, 2007 at 12:09 am
You tell ‘em Billy Bob! Stand straight in the ways of the Lord and let ‘em have it with both barrels of His Divine Word!
August 6, 2007 at 12:19 am
Gee, Billybobetc….. First of all, ‘y’all’ is not actually a word. Neither is ‘cuz’ or ‘prolly’. Forget the armor of God, get thyself to a dictionary!!!!!! Second, you are having a go at LaBamba for slinging arrows, when, lo and behold, at the end of your rant, we find you doing the very same thing. How about you pull you red-neck in, get yourself an education, and get it through your head that a Christian fundamentalist and an Islamic fundamentalist are cut from the same cloth, intolerant of everyone, unless they think exactly the same way you do. Shame on you.
Nature is love….as evolution intended.
August 6, 2007 at 12:40 am
Who’s the big dummy now, dummy? It ain’t me cuz y’all prolly are to stupid to understand that towelheads don’t believe in Jesus! Guess that blows THAT theory all to heck! I thought you lie-berals on the site were supposed to be smart!
God is Love!
BBN
http://www.billybobneck.com
August 6, 2007 at 12:57 am
Dear Barb
Oh, I pray thricely for you this night, and for the whole nation of Australia that Satan does not have his grips on all the people there. (I know that is not true b/c we have heard from the righteous “downunder” and we hear their call for fellowship with us. Oh Praise!) Oh, I pray for your soul because I fear you are one of the many innocents tormented, bamboozled and mesmerized by the JCN (Jewish Controlled Media). Even though your media is government controlled the Elders of Zion have found their ways to infiltrate. This is not your fault at all, if you are indeed a victim of the JCN. I will pray for you hard. Take comfort in Revelation 3:9 “I will make those who are of the synagogue of Satan, who claim to be Jews though they are not, but are liars—I will make them come and fall down at your feet and acknowledge that I have loved you.” These false Jews, the ones controlling all media today, will fall at Christs’s feet in the End Days. Bless your soul
Do not confuse this with anti-semitism, as many of weak mind have done. We love the True Jew. The Jews were the children of God and they lived Under The Law before the coming of Christ and Christ offered them freedom from The Law and many chose this freedom, but others turned their backs on it. Christ came to Earth to free the Jews from the Law and to bring all men together in one family.
The false Jews count among their number the cabal of (mostly) American and other citizenships of Jewish Doctors world-wide who enforced a program of mandatory involuntary Circumcision (mutilation of helpless Gentile infants) starting in 1945 and continuing unabted to this day, except for the efforts of many brave parents who have to INSIST their children not be mutilated. It is completely understandable why this was done, post-1945. It was to make identification and difference between Jew and Gentile much more difficult. Please listen to the rants of faux-conservative Dr. Laura as she reviles Christianity with her daily defense of Gentile Infant Mutilation.
Prayer for you that God will burn from your heart this devil of evolution, which denies the soul and therefore denies God!
I am praying HARD for you!
YIC
Brother Yancy
August 6, 2007 at 1:16 am
There is one thing religion is good for - OMG WTF?! Copyrightig the alphabet? I realize you just copyrighted a particular fot but to claim you copyrighted the alphabet just shows how far your head is up your ass. I’m just happy most Christians reject your rhetoric and respect the views of others.
August 6, 2007 at 2:23 am
Christian plagarism! Whaddya know!
August 6, 2007 at 3:00 am
Cam how wrong you are…..
Most Christian religions do not respect other Christian and “So called Christian” religions…Catholics and Protestants historically have never seen eye to eye. Mormons don’t care much for non Mormons (I wouldn’t classify them as Christian but they think they are) Jehovah’s Witness folks (A true free mason type cult constantly and erroneously predicting the end of the world since their inception) believe they alone are the 144,000 truly righteous which will enter Heaven.
You need to learn your history before making foolish observations.
YIC
August 6, 2007 at 3:12 am
Dear Bro M
I am so tired and needs must retire for sleep but I suspect CAM may be a victim of the JCM.
YIC
BY
August 6, 2007 at 3:16 am
Brother Yancy
Thank you for “holding down the fort”. It is a taxing but rewarding service. You must get some sleep and perhaps tomorrow’s fair light will bring new posters to our small congregation. Perhaps some with that fire in their eye and a thirst for witness.
Do take care of yourself Gentle Brother.
Give my best to your dear respected mum
YIC
Mod. Note: Brother McGregor has proven himself to be a steward in our Christian online community. He is fast moving up the ranks on the Godliness. Thanks to the spiritual guidance of upstanding men such as Brother Yancy and several others, we have seen a marked change in our new friend. Praise Jesus!
August 6, 2007 at 4:20 am
Oh Billy, Billy, Billy. I am almost in tears, laughing so hard at the ridiculous notions that spew from your fingertips. Didn’t you notice that I never once mentioned Jesus. Maybe you should learn to read a little better. (Remember the dictionary suggestion?) I said that you are both aggressive and hateful to people who don’t agree with your every word, thought and deed. Let me tell you something pal, it is so much more liberating to think for yourself, instead of following dogma that is shoved down your throat without question. Who did you hate before Islam. I would assume it was Timothy McVeigh and people of his ilk. He was a baby killer. He had no regard for those he hurt, and the lives he destroyed. Correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t he a good old God lovin’ Christian fundamentalist. Yes I do believe I am right. And a Quick note to you Yancy. Don’t pray for me. It’s a pointless waste of time. Science has proven (yes, the naughty ’s’ word.) that it doesn’t work.
Yours in the name of Darwin, Dawkins and Adams.
August 6, 2007 at 5:09 am
Your kidding right. Seriously, you must tone it down a bit otherwise intelligent people will no longer take you seriously. Hang on. We don;t anyway. Good luck with your ludicrous adventure on redfining the alphabet for your over zealous needs.
August 6, 2007 at 7:20 am
Billy Bob, you do realize that
Judaism, Christianity, and Islam are Abrahamic religions, right? When he said you’re cut from the same cloth he means you follow some big imaginary father shaking his fist in the sky without questioning it or even considering why it’s right or wrong.Mod. Note: Lies about our faith will not be tolerated.
August 6, 2007 at 8:37 am
Actuly, what Confused said is right. Judaism, Christianaity and Islam are Abrahamic religions. There were a whole bunch of religions that stem from Abraham’s lineage.
The difference between Christianity (Faith) and the rest of them (religion) is that Christianity is the only one which has a Saviour who has died and been reserected, taken our sin on Himself at the time of death, and now has a way for us to to be saved “not by works but by faith” (eph 2:8). If I’m not mistaken, I believe the rest of the Abrahamic religions have a “forgiveness through works” basis.
August 6, 2007 at 9:33 am
oh yeah the other thing i wanted to say is this: Whats with you people trying to copy right the alphabet? jeeze, it’s crazies like you that give us Christians a bad name. How do you think it makes us look? “Hey buddy, you need to accept Jesus as your Saviour! Act if you act now, you can be a partial owner of the alphabet!”. I am a Christian, but you guys are just plain ol’ CRAZY!!!!
August 6, 2007 at 10:38 am
I hereby dem_nd th_t you remove _ll inst_nces of the letter “A” (Lord forgive me!) from you blog. The _forementioned letter is the m_rk of the be_st!
August 6, 2007 at 10:52 am
Sooo…. now the word “Alphabet” is taboo? hmm… I guess it is your opinion that God being ( in His own words) the AlphA And the OmegA, is evil? I meen, those two things alone have the forbiden letter in them not once, not twice, not even 3 times but 4 mind boggling times! ooooo God forgive yourself…. hey Thomas Allen, what are you? some kind of a nut job?
August 6, 2007 at 10:56 am
and what of the word Heaven? is it now to be spelled “Heven”? earth becomes erth? are angles now ngles? or, Mr. Thomas Allen, did you even realize that you spell both your first and last name with the “forbiden” letter? Shouldn’t you spell your name “Thoms Llen”? or do you pride yourself in “The m_rk of the be_st” as you called it?
August 6, 2007 at 11:16 am
why are you giving up on the letter A? Never give an inch!!!!!!!! What would Abraham say? Amen? Almighty?
August 6, 2007 at 11:19 am
Ummm…..all I have to say is that religious people are getting more stupid everyday. I’m proud I’m an atheist, no one around me seems to mind either, but that could be because I’m in the north, hill-billy free, smarter, open-minded place. I don’t see why most people who believe are ignorant, arrogant, unintelligent, hypocritical, evil, people. Their bible says to forgive and love evryone, but they are doing the complete opposite. I have said this before, it is very odd that their God hates all the people they do.
August 6, 2007 at 11:23 am
The Letter “A” is A-O-K with me! LOL
August 6, 2007 at 11:27 am
La Mona, Confused, Cam, Michael, Aaron, Dave :
This will serve as your Offical Warning for violating the TOS Section 6: Abuse of Baptists For Brownback Members established for this website. Your second warning will result in a 3 (three) day suspension of your posting privileges. Any subsequent offence will result in your immediate and permanent prohibition. Kindly keep this in mind as you construct your comments and think long and hard before you hit the Reply button.
August 6, 2007 at 11:31 am
3. You may not post any material that is disrespectful of Baptist For Brownback, Sam Brownback, God, Republican or Conservative Politics, President George W. Bush, Jesus Christ, the Holy Spirit, or the Bible. This includes user names or anything in your profile, or sig. (Ex. 20:7)
You see how they control you and the religious population. If you bring up a good fact against religion they reject it, it’s an “offence”. I feel bad for the religious sometimes, but it is their fault for not getting better education.
August 6, 2007 at 11:41 am
Sweet Nietzsche! Are you insane?
Seriously, copyrighting the alphabet? You have NO legal ability to own an open part of Language. If you some how do get your insane goal accomplished, I’m going to have to copyright the word ‘christian’ and use it in horribly inappropriate manners.
You seem to be a sort of odd proof against evolution. Because, after one million years of humans being in existance, there is no way you could have been made so… Ah! words can’t even explain your irrationality, foolishness, and down right stupidity.
Ironically, your lack of human understanding proves the bible wrong. Per Genesis, we ate of the Fruit of Knowledge, giving man knowledge of the world, and the things within it.
You obviously could not be the offspring of such fruit.
August 6, 2007 at 11:46 am
Halimain, you have a real bad attitude in part because you hate God, but mainly because you are just a mean person. Don’t you go worrying none about copyrighting Christian either because we have our lawyer working on that one too. I suggest you just cool your self off before you say something you will regret.
God Bless!
Lynelle
August 6, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Wheeeeeeeee!
Lynelle - you’re copyrighting the word ‘Christian’?
Well, that’s it. I’m copyrighting the numbers 1 and 0, and all concepts derived therefrom.
August 6, 2007 at 12:02 pm
“Halimain, you have a real bad attitude in part because you hate God, ”
I know this wasn’t directed toward me, but how can we hate God if we don’t believe in him? We hate the things that this invisible guy makes people do and believe (just the thought of him, not him actually being there), or them because there are thousands of gods.
August 6, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Your work protecting yourself from proxies doesn’t seem to amount to much …
August 6, 2007 at 12:04 pm
I agree with Halimain, and whats more, why stop at the english alphabet? If you fruitcakes seriously think that God wants you to try and copyright the english alphabet, why stop at that when there are equaly important and much more extencive ones avalible? Like Chinese, Latin, heck you could even go so far as the elvin and klingon alphabets! Imagine the power you would have if you actuly owned everything that could be writen! I hope my sarcasim is noted.
August 6, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Nobody ever said they were banning you, Interpreted. Besides this is WordPress and we only can use what they give us. The secure domain is another story. I like that nickname though - real cute!
God Bless!
Lynelle
August 6, 2007 at 12:08 pm
to clarify, i agree with halimain about owning the alphabet. you guys are crazy.
I am a christian myself, I believe in the Holy Bible as the final word on every matter, Jesus is my Lord, Life, and Saviour, and I believe there is nothing like His Love.
But i do believe that anyone who thinks that owning the alphabet, or any other equaly stupid idea for that matter, is something worth fighting for when there are so many more isues that are important, those people should realy think about whe