Campaign Christian Alphabet Recovery
Posted by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett on August 5, 2007
Hard as they may try, the Atheists will not ruin everything Holy about our alphabet. They may have stolen the letter “A” from God, but we say let them have it. We here at Baptists For Brownback 2008 have Copyrighted© the remaining 25 letters exclusively for our Christian use. Praise the Lord!
As you will find on the top right side of your screen we have released the first letter in our Christian Alphabet© series, “C”, which stands for Christian©. We have chosen a beautiful shade of red, which represents the Blood of our Lord Jesus Christ that was spilled in order to bring you eternal salvation as our color of choice. The Monnie Willis Prayer Warriors are working in conjunction with our attorney to complete this new Christian Alphabet by weeks end.
In the meantime, you may, with our express permission, upload the currently available image to your own website or blog to show the world that you are Proud to be a Christian. Simply right-click and save the image to your hard drive and then upload under the file name: proud.to.be.a.christian.jpg. If using both of these lovely images you will need to name them as large or small. Please send us an email at tdgainescrockett@yahoo.com with “I am proud to be a Christian” in the message title. Include your blog or web page address and we will add you to a very special link section. In addition, we will be releasing an entire new line of “C” is for Christian© clothing and housewares so that everywhere you go people will know that you are Proud to be a Christian!
Take that Richard Dawkins, Brent Ramussen , and PZ Meyers. What say you now, sinners?
May Christ Bless You and May You Always Bless Christ.
Paul Sunstone said
It is a sign of just how bad things have become that it is now necessary to copyright the Christian alphabet to preserve it from being derailed from it’s intended uses by such Godless men as Brent Ramussen and PZ Meyers.
interpreted said
I think you’ll find that Christianity goes against outward symbols (Matthew 6:5ff); the measure of one’s Christianity, or any moral state, should be judged by the fruit you bear. It’s inward!
On another note, what font is the Christian Alphabet in? I’ve been wanting to put a big ‘S’ on my Rationalwiki userpage, but it hasn’t been uploaded yet. It can’t just be any red italic serif font!
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Dear Interpreted,
As much as I would like to help you out, the letter “S” has been assigned to Sinner, and is therefore unavailable.
God Bless you, dear. Better luck next time.
SPOILER said
Hi, this is too crazy for me not to say anything.
It’s not the Christian alphabet, it’s the Greek alphabet.
And we all know they worshipped several dozen gods.
heeheehee
Connie Mack said
Spoiler, it looks like God’s people have reclaimed it. Get use to it. We are here to stay!
interpreted said
You misunderstand me, Mrs Gaines-Crockett. I know the ‘S’ is for sinner. We all sin, so we all fall short of what God wants for us. That’s why I intend to include it, writ large, on my userpage.
SPOILER said
Ah, Connie. How, then, can you explain that fact that the Book of Mormon, the Harry Potter series, and The DaVinci Code were all written in the same alphabet? Surely, Christ wouldn’t support using the alphabet of His people for such blasphemy?
Connie Mack said
Little girl if TD and Pastor Maker say that it is biblical then that is all I need to know. Don’t you live on a farm someplace? Go milk a cow or something.
SPOILER said
Connie,
I’m not exactly a little girl. And I live in one of the bigger cities on the East coast, which explains my liberal leanings.
Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader said
I love this idea. Frank and I are getting each one of the boys one of the tee-shirts to wear to school. Heck, I might just wear one myself. Let us know as soon as they come out.
God Bless!
Lynelle
SPOILER said
Also, I’m educated, which is why I refuse to blindy accept the teachings of people online. The internet is for entertainment. Little of what you will see online has any basis in reality.
Paul Sunstone said
Spoiler – The ways of the Lord are mysterious indeed: Who are you, who are but a man, to question Him?
Connie Mack said
Well if that ain’t the truth! You are about as unreal and unaccepting as they come. So if you can’t milk a cow then why don’t you find a bus to chase.
Connie Mack said
Lynelle, you new picture is beautiful by the way. Your R& R
did wonder for you. I might just need a vacation myself 
Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader said
Connie,
Every woman should have some R&R. It was worth every cent and every bit of pain. Thank you for the compliment!
God Bless!
Lynelle
SPOILER said
First, and again, I’m not a man. I’m about as female as they get. As for being unaccepting and unreal, I beg to differ. I will except pretty much anyone’s opinion as valid if it is rational. I have yet to see any sign of a rational argument from anyone here who legitimately believes the things that you do. Crockett claims to have gained a copyright for the alphabet! There is no end to the insanity that you spew forth on a daily basis.
Paul Sunstone said
Spoiler – You claim not to be a man, but you act in manly ways by giving your own opinion and not that of your husband. Repent! sayeth the Lord your God!
La Mona said
Spoiler is not questioning God, but instead is questioning Crockett and Maker. Connie, it is an asinine act to take someone’s word on something alone, especially when it comes to your faith. (soemthing that no matter the side you pick is an important choice in your life.) Why don’t you think for yourself instead of letting the ignorant views of two people do it for you? Do you know how much trouble blind following will get you?
Also, the alphabet is in fact Greek. There is no “reclaiming” about it. If you speak a Latin based language you are prolly using the alphabet…no matter the content of your writing. There is nothing specifically Christian about a language. It’s simply a way to communicate. What you communicate is what determines the topic at hand.
SPOILER said
And June, and Grace, and Lynelle and Crockett? Are they simply transcribing the thoughts of their husbands? Also, my fiance thinks the same way I do. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
SPOILER said
Hi LaMona, I couldn’t help it – I had to come back. What’d I miss?
Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader said
Don’t you put June Gordon in the same category as TD or me little girl.
SPOILER said
What category would that be: female? Is there something you’d like to share with the rest of us, Lynelle?
SPOILER said
I called you all female, Lynelle. Is there something you’re not telling us?
Mod. Note: You are about 15 seconds away from going into a 3-day time out. Try me and see.
interpreted said
Tick, tick, tick …
La Mona said
Spoiler, you haven’t missed anything big. Ummm, Sisyphus is in the middle of learning the difference between the word “shift” and “bend” in the English language. Psycheout seems to be taking lessons from Sisyphus’s methods of “debate.” And nothing has gone anywhere here.
Steve Edmunds said
You people are crazy. You need to think outside your imaginary supernatural world.
SPOILER said
Lynelle,
I apologize for the double comment. I swear it was unintentional. My browser froze and I didn’t see the post. I also realize that you were offended by it, but I do get tired of having to defend the fact that I am female. Surely, you understand that?
KC said
the atheists stole the a… which you gave them a couple of days ago…
did I miss a step in the process or is “giving something to atheists” = “atheists stealing” ?
interpreted said
Alas, the burden of proof is on us to prove that usage of the letters
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
was widespread before Mrs Gaines-Crockett copyrighted them. Quickly, people!
SPOILER said
Where should we begin? I hardly know where to look…
La Mona said
Let’s give a word for every letter that represents this site. I’ll start with “A”
Asinine.
Anyone for taking “B”?
SPOILER said
Gee, I don’t want this IP address to get banned. I’ll just play along in my head.
Linus said
Banal.
Describes you perfectly.
SPOILER said
Boneheaded?… couldn’t help myself
KC said
B can stand for Baptist, Believer and Bible, things that are beautiful in nature but are put in bad daylight thanks to this site.
La Mona said
Lol, nice.
C, Contorted [views]
SPOILER said
Deluded?
La Mona said
Heehee, this is fun.
Education deprived.
SPOILER said
Fun (for those of us with nothing better to do…)
La Mona said
Good point.
Godless (despite what they think.)
KC said
grotesque
SPOILER said
Hypocritical
Shake-Zula said
Hypocritical
La Mona said
Ignorant (my personal favorite) it describes me perfectly.
Shake-Zula said
lol, beat me to it
La Mona said
Yea, but that’s ok (I would’ve put the same thing), who wants “j?”
KC said
jeopardized
SPOILER said
Judgemental
interpreted said
kathartic
Yeah, I know that using the Greek spelling is cheating. What yah gonna do about it, punk?
La Mona said
Not cheating. It’s the Greek Alphabet, lol.
L, Liar
Shake-Zula said
Lucifarian
SPOILER said
Moronic
Were you looking at La Mona when you came up with this one?
La Mona said
Nazis
Be kind when refering to you ancestors young lady.
KC said
offensive
Shake-Zula said
Pathetic
La Mona said
P- Pharisees
KC said
oh… the moderators have arrived
La Mona said
that too….I’ll take Q then….
Questionable
KC said
Questionable (content)
KC said
Retarded (that one was easy)
La Mona said
Yea, they’re just jealous.
Shake-Zula said
lol, MOD SQUAD!
Sinful
La Mona said
Interesting how they think they know where I come from……and the last thing I am is moronic….Shall I prove that again?
R- Racist
SPOILER said
I need to add another M:
Misogenistic
La Mona said
What’s this? Taking out our comments? Are you threatened? Can’t play fair?
interpreted said
Q – quixotic.
La Mona said
There they are! Lol.
interpreted said
Whoah, we’re at R? Wow.
S – sociopathic.
KC said
troubled
interpreted said
Oh whoops, we don’t need S, it’s taken already.
T – terrifying.
Shake-Zula said
Un-needed
La Mona said
U- unbelievable
La Mona said
I like Shake’s.
interpreted said
V – vituperative.
Amajstc said
Wasn’t the bible origionally written in Hebrew?
Shake-Zula said
Waste of space
KC said
Xenophobe
KC said
and to Amajstc: I thought arameic was one of the original languages but i’m not sure.
SPOILER said
Aramaic, most likely.
interpreted said
Amajstc – Early – Mid OT – Hebrew. Late OT – Hebrew with some dialects. NT – Greek, with varying degrees of literacy.
X -Xenophobic
interpreted said
Y – Y?
SPOILER said
It’s a hard one.
Y be reasonable?
La Mona said
Y- Yuck…..
KC said
Y’arr (global warming and pirates and all that)
La Mona said
Lol, and Z…..
ZZzzzzzz………
Shake-Zula said
lol, niice KC!
SPOILER said
yay! we did it!
SPOILER said
and i haven’t been blocked yet!
La Mona said
I know isn’t it great?!?! (^_^) Thanks guys, that was fun.
interpreted said
OK, so we’ve demonstrated prior use of the 26 letters of the alphabet – Mrs Gaines-Crockett – your copyright on Roman letters is invalid.
SPOILER said
gtg now…battery about 20 seconds from dying.
good night all who haven’t cursed me to hell today!
everyone else…i’ll be back!
interpreted said
If your worried about IP blocks, just grab a proxy..
La Mona said
Yepyep, we shall await your return.
Shake-Zula said
or if your on AOL, you have a floting IP so its impossible for an IP ban
KC said
to sum it up nicely:
Asinine
Banal
Contorted
Deluded
Education deprived
Fun
Godless
Hypocritical
Ignorant
Judgemental
Kathartic
Liar
Moronic
Nazi
Offensive
Pathetic
Questionable
Retarded
Sinful
Terrifying
Un-needed
Vituperative
Waste of space
Xenophobic
Yuck
Zzzzz
this site is a great way to deal with insomnia (which is probably god’s punishment for me as an Atheist (so there you have it people, God keeps me awake to post on your site)). Great community spirit among the posters
La Mona said
That is “b-e-a-utiful.”
Shake-Zula said
thats a good list! home page material that is!
***UNChristian Word Removed*** said
Ladies and Gents, the Christian Alphabet:
Archaic Arcane Apostles
Bigoted Baptist Bull
Crazy Christian Crap
Demonic Defecating Deacons
Egocentric Ecclesiastic Excrement
Foolish Fractious Followers
Gentile Genteel Goons
Halloween-Hating Heteroclites
Indefatigably Indignant Imbeciles
Joyless Jesus Jockeys
Ku Klux Klan
Lobotomized Lucifer Libelists
Mendacious Mercenary Missionaries
Nescient Nature Narration
Offensive Occidental Oligarchy
Pathetic Parasitical Preachers
Quaint Queer Quakers
Religious Refuse Retailers
Sectarian Snakeoil Salesmen
Totalitarian Thought Tyrants
Unmitigated Upbringing Usurpation
Vituperative Visigoth Victims
Weird Walleyed Wrath
Xenophobic Xanthochroic Xavierians
Yahweh Yapping Yardbirds
Zealous Zionist Zeros
La Mona said
Yea, that should give them plenty to work with. that way they lack no letters on their site. We even have it in alphabetical order for them. How convenient.
KC said
you’re not playing it right… it’s each of us in turn a word..
Shake-Zula said
lol, ‘My First Christian ABC’ book. now twice a bigoted and with extra *unChristian word deleted*….
La Mona said
Sharing is good.
Besides, these aren’t “Christians.”
KC said
we can always start another round
the humanist alphabet, the atheist alphabet, the FSM alphabet, …
Confused said
Hahaha! This is hilarious. C is for Christian! I want a big “C” shirt and say, “It stands for Catholic!” or “It stands for Cocaine!” Or I could just draw a caffein molecule underneath it and say it stands for Caffein.
I can think of a few dirty words it would stand for too…
Shake-Zula said
THE FSM ALPHABET!
A: Almighty
KC said
B: Bolognese (how i prefer to say my prayers)
KC said
Anyway people, it has been fun. 3.30 am, going to join the wife in bed and try to get some sleep before I need to get up again
hugs, cuddles and kisses to
Shake-Zula
Linus
Interpreted
La Mona
Spoiler
Shake-Zula said
C: Captain Moseley
Shake-Zula said
c ya KC
Ann O'Maly said
When I was a child my alphabet blocks had pictures of animals on them. I think that way makes it easiest for children to remember.
Linus said
See ya, KC.
I think that GC was saying that they had copyrighted the rendered versions of a certain font, in a certain color, not the alphabet.
Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader said
Do ye ken?
Ed Jones said
I am sorry to say that you were beaten to the punch on the letter C on March 28th, 1972
Because EVERYONE KNOWS that:
C IS FOR COOKIE – THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
La Mona said
Yay cookies!
My favorite is oatmeal or white chocolate….or peanut butter, lol. I like cookies.
Hey, do you think we could make an alphabet for cookies?
I’m amused.
Confused said
A- Apple fritters (not really a cookie)
B- Butter crisps
C- Chocolate chip!!!
D- Drop cookies
E- No clue.
F- Fudge cookies
G- Ginger snaps
H- Honey drops
I- No clue.
J- Jelly cookies
K- No clue.
L- Lemon cookies
M- Maple cookies
N- No-bake cookies
O- No clue.
P- Peanut butter cookies
Q- No clue.
R- No clue.
S- Snickerdoodles
T- Thumb print cookies
I’m bored now.
Shake-Zula said
O: Oat Cookies!
Brother Yancy said
Sister June Gordon reminds me so much of my Aunt Cookie Mae, and that’s why I have such a soft spot in my heart for June. Aunt Cookie Mae who died quite tragically in a sausage factory accident in 1958. I liked her a lot and she was kind to be as a child. Curiously, she smelled of what I later learned when I joined the Navy was gin and Pall Malls, which I knew what was since she lit one off the other, but other than that, a lovely person. She never semed to find the right man, though, and it was a tragedy in her life. I like June even though she has what Mother would call “rough edges”.
YIC
Brother Yancy
La Mona said
E- Everyday cookies! (as in I eat them every day)
I- Iced cookies
K- Keebler
O- OATMEAL!!!!! …or Oreos
Q- quaker Oatmeal (I really would like an oatmeal cookie)
R- Rawks (that’s what they turn out as when I bake….)
U- Ur guess is as good as mine.
V- Very good cookie (I’m running out of ideas.)
W- wonderful cookies
X- xtraodinary cookies
Y- Y do I continue with the cookies……?
Z- Zzzzz (sugar knocks me out, so that’s what they all lead to.)
Yea, me too….I’m bored. Bedtime me thinks.
Confused said
Duh, how could I forget oatmeal? Silly me.
billybobneck said
LaBamba, y’all don’t know nothing about faith and you wouldn’t know God if He kicked you in the teeth. You go on with these pretty speeches of yours about faith being important and yet you go right on ahead throw stones and slinging arrows cuz someone else has a faith that y’all don’t believe in. I got a sneaking suspicion that you’re prolly some kind of muslim except y’all don’t have the guts to blow yourself up. It’s called a “leap of faith” cuz you gotta leap. I know that don’t mean nothing to you cuz you prolly ain’t lept for nothing but drugs, alcohol or non-Biblical sexual relations.
Armor of God, brothers and sisters, armor of God.
God is Love!
BBN
http://www.billybobneck.com
billybobneck said
oh, and i got my “C” up already! gave me the shivers doing it!
Paul Sunstone said
You tell ‘em Billy Bob! Stand straight in the ways of the Lord and let ‘em have it with both barrels of His Divine Word!
Barb, Adelaide Sth Aust said
Gee, Billybobetc….. First of all, ‘y’all’ is not actually a word. Neither is ‘cuz’ or ‘prolly’. Forget the armor of God, get thyself to a dictionary!!!!!! Second, you are having a go at LaBamba for slinging arrows, when, lo and behold, at the end of your rant, we find you doing the very same thing. How about you pull you red-neck in, get yourself an education, and get it through your head that a Christian fundamentalist and an Islamic fundamentalist are cut from the same cloth, intolerant of everyone, unless they think exactly the same way you do. Shame on you.
Nature is love….as evolution intended.
billybobneck said
Who’s the big dummy now, dummy? It ain’t me cuz y’all prolly are to stupid to understand that towelheads don’t believe in Jesus! Guess that blows THAT theory all to heck! I thought you lie-berals on the site were supposed to be smart!
God is Love!
BBN
http://www.billybobneck.com
Brother Yancy said
Dear Barb
Oh, I pray thricely for you this night, and for the whole nation of Australia that Satan does not have his grips on all the people there. (I know that is not true b/c we have heard from the righteous “downunder” and we hear their call for fellowship with us. Oh Praise!) Oh, I pray for your soul because I fear you are one of the many innocents tormented, bamboozled and mesmerized by the JCN (Jewish Controlled Media). Even though your media is government controlled the Elders of Zion have found their ways to infiltrate. This is not your fault at all, if you are indeed a victim of the JCN. I will pray for you hard. Take comfort in Revelation 3:9 “I will make those who are of the synagogue of Satan, who claim to be Jews though they are not, but are liars—I will make them come and fall down at your feet and acknowledge that I have loved you.” These false Jews, the ones controlling all media today, will fall at Christs’s feet in the End Days. Bless your soul
Do not confuse this with anti-semitism, as many of weak mind have done. We love the True Jew. The Jews were the children of God and they lived Under The Law before the coming of Christ and Christ offered them freedom from The Law and many chose this freedom, but others turned their backs on it. Christ came to Earth to free the Jews from the Law and to bring all men together in one family.
The false Jews count among their number the cabal of (mostly) American and other citizenships of Jewish Doctors world-wide who enforced a program of mandatory involuntary Circumcision (mutilation of helpless Gentile infants) starting in 1945 and continuing unabted to this day, except for the efforts of many brave parents who have to INSIST their children not be mutilated. It is completely understandable why this was done, post-1945. It was to make identification and difference between Jew and Gentile much more difficult. Please listen to the rants of faux-conservative Dr. Laura as she reviles Christianity with her daily defense of Gentile Infant Mutilation.
Prayer for you that God will burn from your heart this devil of evolution, which denies the soul and therefore denies God!
I am praying HARD for you!
YIC
Brother Yancy
Cam said
There is one thing religion is good for – OMG WTF?! Copyrightig the alphabet? I realize you just copyrighted a particular fot but to claim you copyrighted the alphabet just shows how far your head is up your ass. I’m just happy most Christians reject your rhetoric and respect the views of others.
Shalini said
Christian plagarism! Whaddya know!
Brother McGregor said
Cam how wrong you are…..
Most Christian religions do not respect other Christian and “So called Christian” religions…Catholics and Protestants historically have never seen eye to eye. Mormons don’t care much for non Mormons (I wouldn’t classify them as Christian but they think they are) Jehovah’s Witness folks (A true free mason type cult constantly and erroneously predicting the end of the world since their inception) believe they alone are the 144,000 truly righteous which will enter Heaven.
You need to learn your history before making foolish observations.
YIC
Brother Yancy said
Dear Bro M
I am so tired and needs must retire for sleep but I suspect CAM may be a victim of the JCM.
YIC
BY
Brother McGregor said
Brother Yancy
Thank you for “holding down the fort”. It is a taxing but rewarding service. You must get some sleep and perhaps tomorrow’s fair light will bring new posters to our small congregation. Perhaps some with that fire in their eye and a thirst for witness.
Do take care of yourself Gentle Brother.
Give my best to your dear respected mum
YIC
Mod. Note: Brother McGregor has proven himself to be a steward in our Christian online community. He is fast moving up the ranks on the Godliness. Thanks to the spiritual guidance of upstanding men such as Brother Yancy and several others, we have seen a marked change in our new friend. Praise Jesus!
Barb said
Oh Billy, Billy, Billy. I am almost in tears, laughing so hard at the ridiculous notions that spew from your fingertips. Didn’t you notice that I never once mentioned Jesus. Maybe you should learn to read a little better. (Remember the dictionary suggestion?) I said that you are both aggressive and hateful to people who don’t agree with your every word, thought and deed. Let me tell you something pal, it is so much more liberating to think for yourself, instead of following dogma that is shoved down your throat without question. Who did you hate before Islam. I would assume it was Timothy McVeigh and people of his ilk. He was a baby killer. He had no regard for those he hurt, and the lives he destroyed. Correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t he a good old God lovin’ Christian fundamentalist. Yes I do believe I am right. And a Quick note to you Yancy. Don’t pray for me. It’s a pointless waste of time. Science has proven (yes, the naughty ’s’ word.) that it doesn’t work.
Yours in the name of Darwin, Dawkins and Adams.
Justin Batchelor said
Your kidding right. Seriously, you must tone it down a bit otherwise intelligent people will no longer take you seriously. Hang on. We don;t anyway. Good luck with your ludicrous adventure on redfining the alphabet for your over zealous needs.
Confused said
Billy Bob, you do realize that
Judaism, Christianity, and Islam are Abrahamic religions, right? When he said you’re cut from the same cloth he means you follow some big imaginary father shaking his fist in the sky without questioning it or even considering why it’s right or wrong.Mod. Note: Lies about our faith will not be tolerated.
Dave said
Actuly, what Confused said is right. Judaism, Christianaity and Islam are Abrahamic religions. There were a whole bunch of religions that stem from Abraham’s lineage.
The difference between Christianity (Faith) and the rest of them (religion) is that Christianity is the only one which has a Saviour who has died and been reserected, taken our sin on Himself at the time of death, and now has a way for us to to be saved “not by works but by faith” (eph 2:8). If I’m not mistaken, I believe the rest of the Abrahamic religions have a “forgiveness through works” basis.
Dave said
oh yeah the other thing i wanted to say is this: Whats with you people trying to copy right the alphabet? jeeze, it’s crazies like you that give us Christians a bad name. How do you think it makes us look? “Hey buddy, you need to accept Jesus as your Saviour! Act if you act now, you can be a partial owner of the alphabet!”. I am a Christian, but you guys are just plain ol’ CRAZY!!!!
Thomas Allen said
I hereby dem_nd th_t you remove _ll inst_nces of the letter “A” (Lord forgive me!) from you blog. The _forementioned letter is the m_rk of the be_st!
Dave said
Sooo…. now the word “Alphabet” is taboo? hmm… I guess it is your opinion that God being ( in His own words) the AlphA And the OmegA, is evil? I meen, those two things alone have the forbiden letter in them not once, not twice, not even 3 times but 4 mind boggling times! ooooo God forgive yourself…. hey Thomas Allen, what are you? some kind of a nut job?
Dave said
and what of the word Heaven? is it now to be spelled “Heven”? earth becomes erth? are angles now ngles? or, Mr. Thomas Allen, did you even realize that you spell both your first and last name with the “forbiden” letter? Shouldn’t you spell your name “Thoms Llen”? or do you pride yourself in “The m_rk of the be_st” as you called it?
Michael said
why are you giving up on the letter A? Never give an inch!!!!!!!! What would Abraham say? Amen? Almighty?
Aaron said
Ummm…..all I have to say is that religious people are getting more stupid everyday. I’m proud I’m an atheist, no one around me seems to mind either, but that could be because I’m in the north, hill-billy free, smarter, open-minded place. I don’t see why most people who believe are ignorant, arrogant, unintelligent, hypocritical, evil, people. Their bible says to forgive and love evryone, but they are doing the complete opposite. I have said this before, it is very odd that their God hates all the people they do.
Dave said
The Letter “A” is A-O-K with me! LOL
Baptists For Brownback Comment-Moderator, Grace said
La Mona, Confused, Cam, Michael, Aaron, Dave :
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Aaron said
3. You may not post any material that is disrespectful of Baptist For Brownback, Sam Brownback, God, Republican or Conservative Politics, President George W. Bush, Jesus Christ, the Holy Spirit, or the Bible. This includes user names or anything in your profile, or sig. (Ex. 20:7)
You see how they control you and the religious population. If you bring up a good fact against religion they reject it, it’s an “offence”. I feel bad for the religious sometimes, but it is their fault for not getting better education.
Halimain said
Sweet Nietzsche! Are you insane?
Seriously, copyrighting the alphabet? You have NO legal ability to own an open part of Language. If you some how do get your insane goal accomplished, I’m going to have to copyright the word ‘christian’ and use it in horribly inappropriate manners.
You seem to be a sort of odd proof against evolution. Because, after one million years of humans being in existance, there is no way you could have been made so… Ah! words can’t even explain your irrationality, foolishness, and down right stupidity.
Ironically, your lack of human understanding proves the bible wrong. Per Genesis, we ate of the Fruit of Knowledge, giving man knowledge of the world, and the things within it.
You obviously could not be the offspring of such fruit.
Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader said
Halimain, you have a real bad attitude in part because you hate God, but mainly because you are just a mean person. Don’t you go worrying none about copyrighting Christian either because we have our lawyer working on that one too. I suggest you just cool your self off before you say something you will regret.
God Bless!
Lynelle
Interpreter on wheels! said
Wheeeeeeeee!
Lynelle – you’re copyrighting the word ‘Christian’?
Well, that’s it. I’m copyrighting the numbers 1 and 0, and all concepts derived therefrom.
Aaron said
“Halimain, you have a real bad attitude in part because you hate God, ”
I know this wasn’t directed toward me, but how can we hate God if we don’t believe in him? We hate the things that this invisible guy makes people do and believe (just the thought of him, not him actually being there), or them because there are thousands of gods.
Interpreter on wheels! said
Your work protecting yourself from proxies doesn’t seem to amount to much …
Dave said
I agree with Halimain, and whats more, why stop at the english alphabet? If you fruitcakes seriously think that God wants you to try and copyright the english alphabet, why stop at that when there are equaly important and much more extencive ones avalible? Like Chinese, Latin, heck you could even go so far as the elvin and klingon alphabets! Imagine the power you would have if you actuly owned everything that could be writen! I hope my sarcasim is noted.
Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader said
Nobody ever said they were banning you, Interpreted. Besides this is WordPress and we only can use what they give us. The secure domain is another story. I like that nickname though – real cute!
God Bless!
Lynelle
Dave said
to clarify, i agree with halimain about owning the alphabet. you guys are crazy.
I am a christian myself, I believe in the Holy Bible as the final word on every matter, Jesus is my Lord, Life, and Saviour, and I believe there is nothing like His Love.
But i do believe that anyone who thinks that owning the alphabet, or any other equaly stupid idea for that matter, is something worth fighting for when there are so many more isues that are important, those people should realy think about where their prioritys lie…
La Mona said
Been busy have we?
Who’s La Bamba?
BillyBob, I am a Christian virgin. And I have never touched drugs or alcohol. I happen to know very much about my faith, and considering you know nothing of my past you are back to those baseless claims. When we made that alphabet there, those things were hardly baseless. They were characteristics that we have seen on this site time and time again. Shall I find quotes? Also, do you deny that the choice a person makes about whatever faith they choose or choose not is important? Also, someone being a Muslim does not mean that they are going to blow themselves up. That’s stereotyping (hmmm, a good “s” word there.) It’s the radical Muslims that do those sorts of things. There are actually about twice as many verses in the Qu’ran of peacefully living/bringing others to that faith verses jihad. (You really should learn a bit of another group before you baselessly attack them.)
And to add to that, in the Armor of God what body part is unprotected? (to save you the trouble…) It’s your back. What are you going to do about that? Can you catch the symbolism?
Grace, honesty is hardly abuse. Anything said can or has been backed up. Do you deny truth? Is truth hard for you?
That should do it for now….
Aaron said
“Also, someone being a Muslim does not mean that they are going to blow themselves up. That’s stereotyping”
Well La Mona you obviously can’t read or can’t get the general picture, It only takes religion to do these acts. I am not saying all muslims are willing to blow themselves up, in fact some see them as a disgrace. Atheists will not blow themselves up to get at the enemy. Genocides wouldn’t happen if there were no religion, look at darfur, and the civil wars going on, all main causes: Religion.
SPOILER said
Aaron,
LaMona is one of the good guys. Take it easy on her.
Brother Yancy said
Aaron
Beware of the Counsel of Spoiler. She is a cowardly insulter of Mothers. Although I have prayed for her and about this and counseled with Brother McGregor, my heart is hard toward this woman for her low remarks about my mother. Be watchful in your dealings with this woman and do not let her lure you into her Ford 4X4, for your downfall may lie within.
YIC
Brother Yancy
Connie Mack said
La Mona, along with her other personas, examples what happens when obviously bright children lose sight of humility and common sense allowing arrogance to take over. So she is not one of the “good guys”, she could be but she isn’t. She is just another hot head with too much time on her hands.
Connie Mack said
One more thing, I am no relation to the Florida U.S. Congressman Connie Mack. He is just lucky enough to have my name!
La Mona said
Religious extremists with distorted views of said religion. The mishaps in History are examples of religion gone wrong. All those people aren’t bad. No matter the person everyone has the potential to be good or bad. And many have done horrible things in the name of religion, but that does not make religion itself bad when it was distorted by its user. “Religion” has done great things as well. (Sadly, not enough it seems to clear its name.) Also, I’m a Christian, not religious. There’s a difference. Many people claim what you would call a “religion” (as in more than half the world….more like 90% is my guess. About 4% of Americans claim to be atheists.)
Spoiler, thanks, but it’s fine. I don’t mind if they’re sincere. I’m willing to explain myself.
Oh, and note that people have done horrid things without claiming religion as well……
Connie Mack said
You should get out more, La Mona, you sound like you’re as old as Grace. No offense, Grace, we love you!
Aaron said
La mona: “BillyBob, I am a Christian virgin. ”
That is actually a problem, abstinence, it causes sexual feelings stronger than most people. Just like when your parents tell you not to eat that cookie, well you do and like it, but if your parents let you eat the cookies here and there you won’t abuse it. So abstinence is probablly the main reason for these child molesting preists.
La Mona said
Connie, in what way did I lose common sense when time and time again I prove the people here to be seriously lacking in that area? And I don’t have a lot of time on my hands. I’m a good multitasker….I do this, Spanish work, and practice inbetween everything else. Thanks.
And where did my other commnet go? Let’s go find it……
Aaron said
Oh, and note that people have done horrid things without claiming religion as well……
Please tell me an example where they have killed for atheism, I am serious I’m not doubting you.
Connie Mack said
Aaron, can you imagine La Mona shutting up long enough to have relations? God help the man she ever marries.
Aaron said
lol, she obviously has a great relationship with God. *Note: He is invisible, and if you hear voices in your head please see a psychiatrist
Connie Mack said
When you grow up and have a family, providing you a) find a man willing to put up with you and b) can be quiet long enough to procreate, then we will talk about multi-tasking. I have raised my girls, ran my household, got a MBA from UGA (go Dawgs!) and worked from home since I was 21. I know all about multi-tasking little lady.
La Mona said
I said without claiming religion….never said they claimed atheism. Atheist don’t believe in anything, and thus wouldn’t kill for it, no? I mean that people have killed/commited some crime without claiming done so with religious intent. Do you want an example of that? I can go get one.
Also, I don’t eat sugar…it knocks me out. But I get your point. When it comes to sex, I wish to give myself to my husband only. In addition to the Christian morals (and upon deeper looking…people fail to notice that there’s a reason for the “rules”….) Teh Psychology behind sexuality and the symbolism….I can explain if you wish to hear, but if you’d like it short, then I choose not to have sex, and wait for my husband because it is a symbol of commitment and sacrifice to him. If I am going to make a life-long exclusive commitment to him with my life/emotionally, then the same I do for him physcially. Also, if you choose abstinence for the right reasons (as I have many) then waiting is not a problem. I have no problem waiting. I’m set.
And the psychology behind sexual predators would say different……..as far as your comment towards the molestors.
Connie, how would it seem that I never get out when you know nothing of my life? Hmmm…… But really, what tells you this?
Aaron said
“I said without claiming religion….never said they claimed atheism. Atheist don’t believe in anything, and thus wouldn’t kill for it, no? I mean that people have killed/commited some crime without claiming done so with religious intent. Do you want an example of that? I can go get one.”
So my point is that if there were no religion there would be a lot less killings world wide. In fact my point of view has changed dramatically when I became atheist. I appreciated the world more, and the animals, and everything else. I knew that this is the one and only life, and I need to live it up and help the world. Not hope for posthumous awards.
Yes well I think if you want to practice abstinence then you should, but you guys force it on kids and then they go crazy sexually, the feel they are sinning.
La Mona said
Connie, do you ever stop long enough to think about the baselessness of what you said? (about me ever shutting up consider the fact that you only know of me on this blog, and therefore….the point is to speak.)
Aaron, if you’re just going to poke fun at it……… That was rather baseless as well.
Back to Connie. I don’t want children. And people don’t have a problem with my personality. Lazarus can vouch for that.
As far as multi-tasking….. I promise you I get my share. You don’t know mine, so how can you compare it to yours?
Brother Yancy said
Dear Connie
Again my apologies for any part I may have played in confusing you with the Senator from Florida. I hope your day is filled with Abundance!
YIC
Brother Yancy
Aaron said
Make fun of what La Mona?
La Mona said
Aaron, do not put me with the group. Take me as in individual. When I really became a Christian I obtained a whole new outlook (one that was much more healthy, lol). What atheism did for you Christianity (not religion, as that is the problem I see with most “christians.”) did for me.
As far as pushing abstinence. I would suggest it for multiple reasons. (again Psychology plays a huge role in that.) If they have made a decision to be Christian then they are sinning……also, from a Christian point of view, it is a sin. There are reasons for that “rule.” It’s up to the person to decide though. But in no way am I going to force it on one of my peers (I’m a teen). That is their choice, and I cannot make it for them. Just as someone can’t force any other choice on someone…to try is to push someone farther away. All I can do is share my viewpoint. And with that, there is nothing wrong.
Connie Mack said
NP, Brother Yancy. At least he is a Republican! May your day be blessed as well. My youngest has swimming lessons so off to the pool I go. La Mona, just do yourself a favor and stop trying to be something you’re not. You’re a bright young woman with the world at her feet, so don’t ruin it by letting your pride get ahold of you. Stop trying to sound like you know everything when it’s painfully obvious that you don’t. Go have some fun!
La Mona said
The “she obviously has a great relationship with God….”
Aaron said
Yes you can share your viewpoint, but then the others that want to have sex will be put down, or think they will, so they will deprive themselves of it, and cause social and emotional issues. Why would God give us sexual desires at the age of 12-13 if we shouldn’t use them until 18-whenever you get married?
La Mona said
Connie, the fact that I know that I don’t know everything is what keeps me on the ground. That’s why I love school so much. I get to learn. I get to explore. It’s great–really. How have I been prideful? And I have been nothing but myself while here. It’s not fair to pose as anything but.
This is fun Connie. The things you find fun and what I find fun are different, and probably the source of your misinterpretations of me. I love to learn (lots of school), I like to discuss and debate, I love music….many of the things I find amusing are not shared by the majority. I don’t like hangin’ at the mall, driving around town at night, lots of shopping, sports, etc, etc….. I’m generally “different.” *shrugs* And I like that.
Aaron said
I’m different too, I’m atheists for one, I hate sports, I love school (mostly sceince and math; the 2 worst subjects for most people), I prefere to stay home and hang out with the freinds on my block than go out with freinds.
La Mona said
Aaron, puberty…..it’s not just for sex. Just because you have access to something doesn’t mean that you should use it (drugs, alcohol, and certain things on the Internet for example) ……also, people hardly deprive themselves of sex. 2/3 of teens are not virgins. (and porn is a multi-billion dollar industry……something tells me that people aren’t very bothered by Christian perspective……including the Christians as they partake.)
Aaron said
I understand, just don’t really agree with it.
La Mona said
I’m good at Science and Math (my weakness is grammar, but it’s still not a bad subject). But, my favs are English Lit., Psychology, and Spanish. I want to be bilingual, I love to read/write anything from poetry to essays, and while I’ve never taken Psychology in school, I have books here at home that I study.
And yea, rather hang than go out. But I am going ice skating tonight.
Oh, and I love “weird” food. I think Asians have the best food, and sushi rocks.
La Mona said
Explain, “don’t agree” with what bit?
Brother McGregor said
Well Mona…lots of atheists are in the military but there is a great old saying….when push comes to shove and the shells are falling willy nilly,
you’ll find NO Atheist in a Foxhole.
Many a man from many a war has promised to God…”Save me please and I will follow you”
Interesting also is the fact that many acclaimed atheists also find religion when death is approaching. Hospitals and Hospices are full of such “miracle” conversions.
Think I am lying? Check it out for yourself…there are a lot of stories about Atheists converting…Not too many stories of people checking out and remaining an Atheist.
YIC
Aaron said
Wow, Me too I love weird food, and think Asian food is the best. I like sea food as well, but never tried sushi. I love psychology, have you read Sigmond Freud? I heard he was good (atheist too).
Ice skating is fun, haven’t done that in a while. Do you travel or like to? I love to travel even though we have only been to florida twice, and I barely even remember it. I’m going on a cruise to the kaman islands and belese this winter. And senior year I’m going to Germany and France, maybe Italy too.
Aaron said
I don’t agree with abstinence, I would never advise anyone to practice it, but I wouldn’t tell them not too either.
Brother McGregor said
You see at 20 or 21 or whatever your age is…you think you are immortal…Grow up. Your end could come at any minute. Perhaps you will have a chance to take the Lord as a personal Saviour and maybe you won’t.
But waiting for last minute is always pretty daft, regardless of what it is.
Aaron said
“Think I am lying? Check it out for yourself…there are a lot of stories about Atheists converting…Not too many stories of people checking out and remaining an Atheist.”
Usually they are not strong atheists, probablly parents were atheists. There are many religious people that change to atheism in this smae way as well, they wonder why God would allow this to happen to them, or why God let their baby die, ect.
Aaron said
I won’t wait for the last minute to convert, because I never will. I am sure within myself that there is no God(s) Godesses(s) so I can die peacfully at whatever age. Who is to say your God is right, what if Allah is right and you didn’t convert to that, you can’t prove your God right or wrong, neither Allah, so which one to choose? The one your parents do? That’s what everyone seems to do.
La Mona said
Oh man, no sushi?? Ask around for a good sushi place (I don’t suggest a buffet) and find something first that isn’t going to contain anything raw. I suggest a “crunch roll.” They lightly fry it–it’s awesome! Or a volcano roll. It has crab and other stuff in it and has a little bite…yummy stuff there. I have heard of Frued. Never read, but I’m taking AP Psychology this year, and he will most def. be there I’m sure. (him being an atheist is irrelevant to me. Just because one is an atheist does not mean that I can’t agree with some things just because we don’t agree on everything. Stuff like that isn’t “black and white.”)
I’ve been once and I sucked! One of my friends (Asian…who feeds me a lot of this “weird” food.) is goin to teach me (translates to push me aroudn the ice.) I love to travel, but have been very limited. I hope to change that. I live a few hours from Florida, so going there is no big. I’ve been on a cruise and will be doing another to Cozumel I hope this next summer. And while in college I plan to spend a year in Spain. I really really want to see Europe, and later Asia. It would be so cool. I also have a Russian friend who is now back home in Kazachstan (sp?) and would liek to go there as well.
Brother McGregor said
No not usually anything Aaron
If anything they at that hour of death are frightened and knowing there might be a God brings comfort to the frightened.
That’s just basic psychology.
Now according to you who claims to be so smart and all us backward Christians are just so darn dumb….
now according to you, you have levels of Atheism.
You’re a daft prat…your argument is weak and the atheist club should throw you out for such a lame arsed rebuttal.
Clear off, you are a waste of my time.
Brother McGregor said
Mona go read what I wrote to you and quit trying to get this drippy wet end into your knickers.
Brother McGregor said
Aaron with every generality you make…
you look even more stupid. Mona is somewhat intelligent…I’m surprised that she’s acting so daft around you when one can see you’re nothing more than a dodgy bint.
Aaron said
(him being an atheist is irrelevant to me. Just because one is an atheist does not mean that I can’t agree with some things just because we don’t agree on everything. Stuff like that isn’t “black and white.”) I just said this because the bible says “The who rejects God is a fool” (not exact but you don’t believe then your a fool), and I don’t see how these people are fools?
Brother you obviously don’t undertstand my rebuttals. I am not saying that atheists are all intelligent great people, but there is a study found that the smarter you are the more likely you are to be atheist. Of course there are stupid athists, I am no arrogant fool.
La Mona said
Oh, yea, I was wondering if it was the “don’t do something on the base that you can do it” or what.
I understand. I can respect that and still disagree…unlike some that may show themselves in a bit…..
“Allah” and “God” are one and the same. The Islamists follow the God of Abraham which is “God.” “Allah” is just in their language. The difference between the two is Jesus, and the Qu’ran verses the Bible. (while even they hold some of the same values.)
Also, I’m the only one in my family that is simply a Christian (also called nondenominational). My parents didn’t influence that. Between life experiences and other thinking that is the conclusion I came to…as I hate “religion” and what it does to people.
Aaron said
I like how you can only attack my intelligence and wording. Just to let you know you know nothing about me, and you need to read more clearly. I have no been generalizing, this is generalizing: “All atheists are smart” “All christians are stupid molesters” Did I ever once say that? No
Aaron said
That’s good that you came to your own conclusion La Mona. It shows you are thinking and open-minded. You can’t limit yourself to anything. I have tried to find the right religion, but each time I hear a new one it made me more sceptical, and eventually after learning a lot I came to my conclusion–atheism.
La Mona said
McGregor, what did you want me to address? Also, I am considered very intelligent (by IQ standards), and civil conversation hardly makes for “daft.” Also, I’m convinced that you’re not serious about any of this, so why bother? At least Aaron I’m sure is being honest in his real views. Aaron, when it comes to that verse it pertains to the subject of choosing God’s love over something else. If you don’t then you are a fool for it (from that perspective), but that does not mean that one cannot be intelligent. One is never too smart to act stupid (and I don’t mean that in an exclusive way–everyone no matter race, age, class, religion or no is in that.)
Aaron said
Well La Mona I like your “reading” of the verse much better, it just confuses me when 2 or more religions each have 3 or more ways of reading that one passage. I know many people that would say all atheists are stupid because of that very verse says they are (that is just one reading).
Aaron said
Brother McGregor likes to assume things about other people he has not met. I don’t see why he would call us these names unless he felt threatened by us in some way, or he is just trying to ignore the things that he can’t respond to.
La Mona said
Yea, I don’t think that you should go along with something just because someone says so. It should have reason and it should be investigated.
Confused said
WHY WAS MY COMMENT MODERATED??? It was the truth. Check it out for yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abrahamic_religions
I’m too lazy to do the link HTML right now.
And Interpereter on Wheels… If you copyrighted the numbers 1 and 0, you would be rich beyond your wildest dreams… Binary, y’know. Bill Gates and Steve Jobs would have to pay you for every tiny bit of programming they do.
McGregor- as said before, Atheists who convert close to death aren’t true atheists then. I’m quite comfortable with the fact that there is nothing after death. You die, you cease to exist. Your body rots. More people are born, more people die, you are forgotten. You are nothing but a physical being. The end.
Aaron said
Yes at the age of 14 I began asking questions and eventually approched my family with them and they all sat and talked about it. My dad was a believer and my mom was ify, but my brother was asking the same questions. I came eot the conclusion that there was a God but didn’t interfere with our lives and created evolution (there were too many facts for it), so it was a deistic god. Then eventually my questions got to my parents and brother and they turned atheists with me. I then began to explore religions, and was very interested in them. Lately I have started to get more agry at religion (the causes from it). For instance a guy fell out of a building and lived then said God did it. Well I find that irnoic: why would God put you in that predicament to begin with? I had/have so many questions.
La Mona said
Aaron, yea….there are about 1000 Christian denominations alone. That makes things sticky. People (here) take the BIble literally, which is stupid because it’s famous for symbolism and metaphoric speech (I’ve only told them this 8 times now.) Also, people tend to go with the one interpretation that would make them look superior all the way around. Also, people forget that meaning was lost in translation, so many things are changed in translation…. my church learns the deeper meaning (the original meaning of the Greek and Hebrew words) for verses. Also, some of the verse the people here follow are completely different when using the original meaning. But they don’t get that.
Aaron said
I never got why God made the bible to be read metaphoricly. Why doesn’t God just state the truth so it makes it so much easier. I also don’t get why God doesn’t come down right now. If he did I would believe and would be happy to, I want nothing more then to go to heaven, but I just don’t think it’s logical.
Aaron said
Why doesn’t the bible talk about the interent, cars, the future technolgy, ect. He doesn’t even mention the cure for cancer. This book could have been written by anyone in year 0 (but that doesn’t not mean that it was). Just too many unanswered questions
sp0iler said
I think that this conversation between LaMona and Aaron may be the most intelligent thing I’ve seen on this website. Not quite as fun as the ABCs, mind you, but thoughtful.
Aaron said
Well thank you sp0iler. I enjoy talking with religious people. I have gone a long way in just a few years and have thought a lot, so I can hold up a conversation pretty well now
La Mona said
God gave free will. If you decide to get yourself killed, then that was your fault. God’s not playing with pawns on a chess board. It’s your choice. Also, God isn’t against Science. God is very logical. (from where I’m sitting.) If He created everything, then there had to be a way for it to be self-sustaining. Hence, what we call Science is (from a Christian perspective) just putting God’s system/processes into words.
sp0iler said
This is the type of thing that my brothers and I talk about over drinks now. (We’re all of legal age – don’t even start). And yes, we’re all geeks as well.
Aaron said
Well the sceince in christian perspective is more magical, like creating the world in 6 days (metaphorically or not), someone dieing for our sins, prayers coming soon, ect. So I believe in the other sceince (even thought the big bang theroy is stupid, and the beggining of the universe is confusing). I just find it funny when religious say that dinosaur bones were put here to test our faith
and then they say that the earth is 6000 years old even though we have found rocks 3 billion years old.
La Mona said
Lol, spoiler, yea I think it is. Or close to it. Adam and I have had some good ones.
Sorry it’s taking so long….the Internet is being funny over here. So, let’s catch up…..
You have to remember that the bible is written down by people in certain time-periods. It’s not going to mention all this future stuff. It went with the times. Also, writing metaphorically, why make it boring? Why do people use rhetorical devices in writin gto day? It’s interesting. Jesus used metaphors (makes reference to catching fish to fishermen) to explain things. It’s made relevant. Christianity is suppose to be a relationship….a journey if you will, and not a religious set of traditions. Jesus spoke down on the religous etc, etc.
Aaron said
That’s good sp0iler, wheather you believe or not, ask questions. It gets you far, sometimes makes you more religious or less. I don’t see why drinking under age is so bad unless you drive while doing it. In europe you can drink at 16 in some places and they don’t abuse it like America does. I’m kind of a geek (intelligence wise).
Aaron said
lol well I think that God wants to have fun. He writes metephorically, he throws people out of windows then saves them, ect. I think that we would all be christian if he actaully wrote the “real” way. And why shouldn’t he speak of the future? It would make me believe if he said WW2 will break out in 1939, or he had the cure for cancer.
Also why did God drown the world? He is powerful he could have saves all the animals and all the faithful, not just 8 people to incest to out population.
sp0iler said
I agree with you about the drinking age thing, Aaron, but there are many here who will attack any perceived “sin” that we mention. It was in talking with my family that I “lapsed” from Catholicism, and in talking with some of my friends now that I’m figuring out exactly what I believe to be “truth.”
LaMona, have you ever seen the movie Dogma? It’s a Kevin Smith flick, so it’s a bit raunchy, but makes several good points how organized religion screws people up. I believe the main theme is something like:
beliefs = bad
ideas = good
Aaron said
I don’t mean to sound mean but all the animals incested and so did Adam and Eve, and so did Noah and his family. Unless this is a metaphor too, because I heard back then they called their city “the world” because they never had the oppurtunity to leave it so it was the ‘world’ to them.
Aaron said
Dogma sounds really familiar….I will look for it. Sounds good to. Was it a popular movie, doumentery? Was it a British movie?
La Mona said
Creation is where the “atheists” and “christians” differ, but belief in God works for Christians, and atheists are figuring out the beginnings.
Now, dinos are not just here to test faith, lol. I’ve heard that too, and that’s stupid. Dinos were real….there’s bones, get over it I say to all those out there. Also, they can’t know the Earth to be 6000 years old. The say Adam died at 900 and someodd years. Well, with creation Adam was created as an adult. Also while in Eden there is no death (no aging). No one knows how long those guys were in Eden, so they can’t know how old the Earth is when all they have is an age that only makes sense if you start it when Adam and Eve began to die (age in other words) when they were thrown out….and then died a long time later. There’s a different perspective for ya.
Why is someone dying for our sins magical? Jesus was a real person and died a real death for the reasons stated. Now, whether you believe he died in vain or if what he died for was real or no is what seperates the two groups. I believe he died for me and my sins, and rose again. You being atheist don’t. *shrugs*
Aaron said
Well we actually have ways of testing how old the earth is and we know by sceince (proven obviously) that the earth is definetally not 6000 years old, but we don’t know if it is 4 billion or 5 billion, we know it is around there though. I think it is ignorant to say that it is 6000 years old.
sp0iler said
Dogma stars Matt Damon
, Ben Affleck 
, and Chris Rock, and Alanis Morrisette makes a special appearance as God. It didn’t move the world in turns of box office, but it’s by far my favorite movie. Kevin Smith is a devout Catholic (which I know on this site is a bad thing), who had some questions that he needed to address in turns of, well, Catholic Dogma. Again, it’s not a movie I’m recommending to people who get offended by people breaking the commandments. It is a very funny, well written, thought-provoking movie that offends people simply by existing.
Aaron said
lol sounds like my type of movie. Those are some famous people, I’m suprised it didn’t make it big.
sp0iler said
http://imdb.com/title/tt0120655/
Aaron said
I think I seen some of it on T.V. I liked it but didn’t watch the whole thing. Maybe I can rent it on ondemand.
La Mona said
I’ve never seen Dogma, though have heard of it. As far as the drinking age. I think that alcohol is abused to horrible degrees. Personally, I don’t like it. It smells funny, does funny things to your head, and funny things to the rest of your body. Though, if responsible I don’t look down on people drinking. My mom makes virgin pina coladas and mudslides for us. I love um.
Yea, God isn’t the whole figure in the sky waiting to smite you. Really, the God I know is compassionate, kind, humorous….heck, if He created humans in his image and gave us emotion to reflect His then He is a lot of things.
I’m rusty on Noah (that little number was all there was as “faithful”), but it was him, his wife, three sons and their wives and then someone of no relation rightio? I need to go check. Anywho, if done right, it can be taken until no family relation is there. Also as far as Adam and Eve, you have to wonder if there were other people outside Eden. When they had Cain and Able and Cain killed his brother and ran away he is found sometime later with a family…… (must note that happenings are incomplete….the Bible is God-inspired and man-written. To write everything, we’d never be done with it.)
Aaron said
This question is for La Mona: Why did God drown the world? He is powerful he could have saves all the animals and all the faithful, not just 8 people to incest to out population. You must have passed over it, or I didn’t read your response. This question has been bugging me really bad, can you answer it?
La Mona said
Aaron, yea, I in no way believe the Earth to be 6000 years old.
And I heard it was good. Hmmm, I think it’s time for a movie night.
Aaron said
Yeah I thought Able went somwhere else. But then was Adam and Eve the first people? Or were those people created after Able died?
Yes alchol bothers me too, I don’t like it and never got drunk. I want to experience it at least once though. I have seen lots of bad things though. One time my brother’s freind stayed over and he drank a whole thing of Vadka and passed out and started pucking, so we called 9-1-1. Then my brother drank a whole thing of vodka and started throwing up everwhere. So itscares me to drink now.
sp0iler said
Yeah, the whole question of who did Cain and Able marry always confused me, even as a kid. And Sr. Therese had no answers for that question in 3rd grade…
Aaron said
It is a movie night! I’m going to see Bourne Ultimatium
Aaron said
sp0iler It does say that she had kinky hair…
sp0iler said
who? I’m confused.
Bourne = v v v good flick.
Aaron said
Able’s wife, it says she had kinky hair. But that makes no sense I thought we were all one race and one language until we tried building the tower to heaven, then God made us all speak different languages so we would stop (not very logical either, did they all just happen to move to different places around the world?).
sp0iler said
Ok, she had kinky hair. But, if you’re reading the Bible in a literal sense, which is what the core group on this site does, where did she come from?
La Mona said
I forgot the “drown the world” bit, sorry
But, yea, I can attempt.
Being the Old Testament times……. The people had fallen away completely from God. They were basically acting like animals. His creation was basically destroyed. (God created us for relationship, not religion, and everything is now in ruin…….) Then there was this one family-ish (and the no relation….give me a minute I’ll look up the people.) And He basically said He was cleaning house. And He did, and He did save the “faithful.” (as there was only that group.)
Aaron said
I am not sure, I haven’t read the bible. Both sides of my parent’s family are VERY religious so I heard a lot of these things. I need to read the bible though. So he died and then teleported to another place on earth?
Aaron said
I can understand that there were only 8 faithful people (even though I think there were more, but still I can believe this). I still don’t understand why God killed all the animals. This God is all-powerful, he could have made all the non-faithful just drop dead and dissapear, but he had to unecessarially kill all the animals and plants, and lots of water animals that ended up on land. Can you answer why he drowned it instead of finding a convenient way of disposing of the people?
sp0iler said
Don’t you like how now we’re actually asking honest questions about the Bible, and the self-proclaimed “Bible Authoritarians” are nowhere to be found?
Aaron said
Yes I do, I LOVE asking question
Sometimes I make them think, and don’t always get a good explanation.
sp0iler said
Thinking hurts, Aaron, and there’s no band-aid for the brain…
La Mona said
Able was their son (adam and eve) and he was murdered by his brother Cain. (that’s why I mentioned the where did Cain get a wife. My theory–there were other people outside Eden…as it was a “garden”, and only a piece of the world that existed because if they were thrown out and Eden was the whole world, then where did they go?)
Lemme know how the movie is. I wanna see it me thinks.
Here comes microevolution. Notice how people from different locations have different skin tones. South is darker (not like southern united states….) and Northern peoples have paler skin. Your location has a bit to say of your physical features. Your body adapts. In warmer locations, the skin is darker as to help keep from burning for example (see the skin tones of Pacific Islanders for example.) Kinda like animals that are relocated like the moths that adapted to different colors in teh city because their original coloring was no longer efficient. Also, between just two people there are over six billion child combinations. So, in between adaptations and alleles (sp? I’m dyslexic and that’s a hard word for me.) …………
Aaron said
Exacally La Mona, and most religious people say that’s sceince, God made skin tones, not evolution. Evolution is so evident it should be considered a fact. In fact
there is proof in cells, they need a new vaccine every year for the flu and cold because the cells reproduce so fast that their evolution is speed up. Also we are very similar to apes and monokeys. We didn’t come from them, we have common ancestors. I hat when people say why aren’t monkeys having human babies (that’s pure ignorance). I love evolution and all the facts and evidence to support it. It is interesting.
WhoDat said
Lord Almighty!!!
Who left the back door open? This place is crawling with america hating, godless, LIEberal, commie, fascist, hippies. Why don’t you folks go post on some French website like Dkos (aka I am a cheese eating, surrender monkey, nancy boy) , they will love you.
I trust the good folk here, and you know who you are, had a nice weekend of prayer and reflection.
Aaron said
Well to tell you the truth America is one screwed up country. I live here and know it. I think you are stupid for believing the government. I’m sure you love Bush and support the war as well? LOL get a brain…please. Why don’t you pray for all of us atheist to convery or die, I bet it won’t happen in a million years
sp0iler said
Ok, here they come! Time for some entertainment now!
Lazarus said
There goes the civil conversation between two different views. Here comes the insults from WhoDat and the others. weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Aaron said
Haha, well I find it annoying when people think their country is perfect. No country is perfect, and just because I say that doesn’t make me a communist, facist, hippie, or lieberal. I sure am godless though, and that is actually a good thing, I don’t think WhoDat can name a bad reason for being godless besides going to hell (only if you believe in it).
Miss Mabel Gargula said
LaMona and Aaron, do I understand that you both are in high school? If so, you both should ask your English teachers for extra lessons in grammer instead of sullying this lovely sanctuary with your lies and hate.
La Mona said
Aaron, no not teleport. Even though you’re an atheist, I suggest reading the Bible. Actually, I suggest to everyone to read anything you can. Lol. After death it’s a spiritual matter. Jesus remains dead for that Friday, Saturday, and on the third day Sunday he is risen (in body hence the empty tomb). It’s reported that he is seen after his execution. And then disappears into heaven (still teleport wouldn’t be my word for it, but sure, if it floats your boat….still not Earth though) I can explain better when I have more time if you so wish.
I’m not sure why He chose a flood…..it was like a huge Sodom really….except waterworks. I think it’s because of following the laws of nature set up on Earth. Make the perfect storm really. (also, what was the world population at the time. 8-10 faithful mgiht not be such a hard number)
Yea, isn’t it great that they’re no where to be seen? We’ve had a whole conversatin without random insults, lol.
I make them think constantly….and for that I have been labeled with pride, Liberal Heathen Feminazied Werewolf-ish Witch who is really a poor demon-possessed kid fighting for his/her spiritual life. Now tell me, which of those makes sense?
I’ll be back. I need a shower badly. …and food.
Aaron said
sp0iler and La Mona I’m sorry but I have to leave
Need to take a shower but I’ll be back. Don’t have a too interesting conversation without me 
sp0iler said
Oh boo. Sure, leave me here by myself…
Miss Mabel Gargula said
I knew it! LaMona and Aaron both leaving at the same time to “take a shower”! I know what you sinful little heathens are doing! Shame! G*d is watching you!
Glory, Whole of His Love!
Aaron said
Haha me too La Mona. Well I heard that the population was about 30 million I think 8-10 is a little low, but maybe possible. OK be back later, it was fun talking with you
sp0iler said
Because, apparently, there’s only one available shower in the world, huh Mabel?
Craziness!
interpreted said
Who left the back door open? This place is crawling with america hating, godless, LIEberal, commie, fascist, hippies. Why don’t you folks go post on some French website like Dkos (aka I am a cheese eating, surrender monkey, nancy boy) , they will love you.
I trust the good folk here, and you know who you are, had a nice weekend of prayer and reflection.
Woe is me
! I leave to go to my local Amnesty meeting, the People Who Think (now that should be trademarked by us – it doesn’t seem to exist yet) have a nice interesting conversation, and then just as I come back, WhoDat returns.
Why don’t we go post on some French website? Car, bien que je sache comment parler et comprendre le français, je ne sais pas si les autre parlent ce langage. Et, certe, pourquoi prêchez au choeur ?
sp0iler said
Um, even after 10 years of French in school, the best I can do is developmentally delayed toddler. But, I can read it pretty well.
interpreted said
LOL WUT? Ninja’d by basically everyone who’s online?
And anyway:
LaMona and Aaron, do I understand that you both are in high school? If so, you both should ask your English teachers for extra lessons in grammer instead of sullying this lovely sanctuary with your lies and hate.
Perhaps you, Miss Mabel Gargula, should watch yer speling.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Interpreted, you are not the only person here who speaks and understands French. I guess just because we believe in G*d, we must be uneducated, right? Shame on you!
Miss Mabel Gargula said
My goodness, my last comment disappeared!
Interpreted, you are not the only person here who is fluent in French. Just because we believe in G*d, we must be uneducated? Hardly! Shame on you!
Glory, Whole of His Love!
interpreted said
Well I do believe in God, the God of the Bible, (note – applying the 7th commandment to the word ‘God’ is kinda dubious; the Lord’s name is יהוה, actually, YHWH), so what point are you trying to make.
Lazarus said
I believe he was trying to make a point.
La Mona said
Mabel: Lies and hate have nothing to do with good grammar. Also, what lies and hate? (dang guys, we were doing so good…..) In other words, prove yourself! (i.e. no baseless claims.) Oh, and my AP English teacher thinks I have great grammar, and wondrous views.
Yea, no country is perfect. It’s run by people, and people are not perfect, therefore, there is flaw.
Hey Laz! Sad isn’t it?
And Aaron, when it comes to evolution, yes adaptation is evolution. I do not think that an organism with 46 chromosomes can all of a sudden become one with 48 or 52 or whatever because Science doesn’t really support that well with meiosis and all….whenever there is an extra chromosome in humans (trisomy 21, 12, and 23–check my last two numbers) are the only cases of possible life. One is down syndrome, one is sex-linked and found in males and is an extra “y” chromosome that makes one infertile, and I can’t remember the “12″ one. Monosomy 21 has had one survival case…the person was a vegetable bascially. But when you have the modern Pug (we have four in the house now and make a nice example) they came from a dog that was as tall as a German Shepard, had a straight tail, and a snout. And it was bred down (adapted) into a Pug. Weeee! When one says that people came from monkeys….no. People have always been people, but if you look through time people too have adapted. We have adapted to disease. Our heights (average) have changed. The time at which we hit puberty has actually had variation. Things of the sort.
Ok, if there’s no more insults waiting for me from the rest, then I’m done.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Interpreted, thank you ever so much for correcting my typographical error for me. There is, I’m sure you realize, a large difference between a one-time slip of the fingers and a pervasive misuse of the English language? For instance, I would never write: “I seen….” One sounds like an uneducated slack-jawed yokel when one uses such poor grammer.
SPOILER said
Mabel,
Most of your friends here on this site seem to think that being French or having anything to do with the French makes you worse than a liberal, democrat, Catholic, or, dare I admit to it, Bostonian responsible for the fact that there’s been a Kennedy in office for more than half a century. I’m amazed that you admit to knowing such a language.
interpreted said
Interpreted, thank you ever so much for correcting my typographical error for me. There is, I’m sure you realize, a large difference between a one-time slip of the fingers and a pervasive misuse of the English language? For instance, I would never write: “I seen….” One sounds like an uneducated slack-jawed yokel when one uses such poor grammer.
So long as the message is clear, that is all that matters. I was being snarky to you because you were so to someone else. I’m an anti-Mcluhanist that way.
La Mona said
Yea, Mabel, remember I said make a claim that has a foundation…..Did you make it through school?
Bye Aaron! My brother beat me to the shower….looks as if I’m stuck for a minute.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Interpreted, you misunderstand. I would never attempt to be snarky to anyone. To do so would be very unChristian. I merely offer helpful criticism. I would hate to see these teenagers, already at such a disadvantage as a result of their unChristian views, go through life sounding like dolts.
Glory, Whole of His Love!
Miss Mabel Gargula said
LaMona, Dearest Child, I do not know what you are going on about. But, yes, Dear Lamb, I “made it through school” and then some. I fear that if you don’t open your mind that you may not be able to one day say the same. Do not fear the English language, child! G*d frowns upon poor grammer and spelling. Praise be!
interpreted said
Calling people ‘uneducated slack-jawed yokel[s]‘ and ‘dolts’ is unlikely to endear them to you. In fact, it make them want use poor grammar, syntax. Instead, why not make a kinder phrased suggestion?
Aaron said
I’m back and what is wrong with the french? Can you blame them for not likeing most of the Americans, we are greedy, religious (not always bad but if they are extremely it is), rude, racists, arrogant (very aroggant might I add), and many other things. Not all of us are like that but most of us are. What is wrong with the french? Is it because they hate us?
sp0iler said
In my opinion, it’s my French skin that makes it impossible for me to stay in the sun for more than 15 minutes without turning red. Also, I talk with my hands. But, I love my grandmother, so I guess we’re even.
Lastly, Stephen Colbert says that the French are bad people, and as a proud member of Colbert Nation, I am going to believe what he says.
La Mona said
I just finished four college courses, and all those teachers say that I’m anything but a “dolt.” Nor do I sound like one in my writing considering those teachers gave me 100s on most of my papers (95s occasionally.) And since they were online, communication was all in writing. Even in conversation they found me anything but what you describe. Now, do you have any claims that have a solid foundation?
And how are my views “unChristian?” I bring proof contrary to that!
interpreted said
Jean-Marie Le Pen’s not good. Laicite has been failing quite spectacularly of late (not that you want to go the other way, but the UK school system is a nice media). But these are all aspects of France – most of the people here just condemn ‘France’, en masse.
Aaron said
Well the majority of religious people are uneducated (in America it is mostly in the south), Europe is educated and so is about half of America. Asia is also educated, but Mexico, Italy, American south, Brazil, and more are all poor and they all share one thing in common: very religious countries. So how does being poor and being religious relate? Well being poor means you didn’t get the means of a proper education, or didn’t do well in school, then these places hold the strongest religious people.
La Mona said
And Mabel, I will be going to college on a full ride. I plan to major in Music and Psychology and do some Spanish along the way. The Psychology will be a doctorate, and Music at least a master level……I am in no way closed-minded, though from your postings you describe yourself beautifully as you blindly attempt to hit a target in the dark. “Did you make it through school.” refers to your unfounded attacks. They are baseless and doing you no good (and someone with “higher education” would be expected to see that). Care to try again?
WhoDat said
Dearest Miss Mabel,
It was such a blessed joy that you could make it to our BrownStars for Brownback prayer group this weekend. I know that several of the fellas were upset about bringing a female BrownStar into our circle, they were afraid they wouldn’t know how to approach you, but they eventually rose to the challenge. I hope you had a nice time as well, I know you were quite busy so I hope we didn’t stretch you too thin.
interpreted said
Well the majority of religious people are uneducated (in America it is mostly in the south), Europe is educated and so is about half of America. Asia is also educated, but Mexico, Italy, American south, Brazil, and more are all poor and they all share one thing in common: very religious countries. So how does being poor and being religious relate? Well being poor means you didn’t get the means of a proper education, or didn’t do well in school, then these places hold the strongest religious people.
Yes, and the dissappearance of pirates (yarr!) is caused by global warming, because while global temperatures go up, numbers of pirates go down. Correlation =/= Connection.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Interpreted, reading comprehension is not your strong point, is it, you poor dear? I never called anyone a name. Heaven forbid! I merely counseled against sounding ignorant. G*d loves good grammar! Praise be!
Aaron said
interpreted: Yes certain things have connections. This is no reason to be atheist, but it sure does make them look unintelligent. La Mona ia a perfect example of one of the smart religious people. There are many like her, but the majority are uneducated.
interpreted said
Ooh, a low blow there – but saying ‘you sound like a slack-jawed dolt’, while not actually accusing that person of slack-jawed doltishness per se is using an accusation by association.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Oh Dearest WhoDat! Bless you, you fine gentleman! I have never been prouder (Lord, please forgive me this small vanity!) than to be invited to be a BrownStar for Brownback. Your meeting was quite an eye-opener, that’s for sure! I did have a lovely time and look forward to another bang-up time.
Glory, Whole of His Love!
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Interpreted, you know not of which you “speak.” Accusation by association? That does not even make sense, though why I am surprised I have no idea. Making things up does not make one look smart. Jesus loves you!
La Mona said
And I live in Alabama and go to a small rural high school full of rednecks (they have actually ridden their tractors to school.) Weeee, breaking the mold!
Aaron said
Haha Yes Jesus loves all doesn’t he. Then tell me why we need to be sin free? I mean Jesus loves us and so does God and we have these people who actually don’t speak the rest of their lives and pray for us sinners. So we are safe
It is a miracle!
sp0iler said
My first job was at the milk stand on a dairy farm. But, as I said before, it was only 30 miles north of Boston.
Does anyone else here think the double entendres in WhoDat and Mabel’s postings are hilarious?
interpreted said
It does. Watch me -
If I were to say ‘I can think of two people who are more right-wing than Gordon Brown; Adolf Hitler and Mrs Gaines-Crockett!’, I’m not actually making any connection between them, by saying that ‘Mrs Gaines-Crockett is like Adolf Hitler’, which would be the subtext, but my use of language carries that information anyway.
Aaron said
They actually ride their tractors to school? That would be interesting to see but quite embarassing. Rednecks…interesting aren’t they. My dad grew up in West Virginia, but he moved to Chicago. The luck I have
La Mona said
Yea and I think they’re both here as a joke.
Aaron said
I think the things that Mabel says at the end are hilarious
“Glory, Whole of his love!”
sp0iler said
I enjoyed the one where WhoDat says his friends “rose to the occasion” and they hoped they “didn’t stretch [Mabel] too much.”
P*A*R*O*D*Y
S*A*T*I*R*E
Well done, you two, well done!
La Mona said
Yea, and dirtbikes too! Or their mud-riding improved trucks. The band people just watch. (generally we’re the “mold-breakers.”)
Well, gotta go, enjoy guys!
sp0iler said
“too thin”
My mistake.
Aaron said
Bye, it was nice talking
La Mona said
Oh, McGregor too, and by WhoDat’s logic Crockett as well. June might just be that sad…..
Aaron said
Yes I laughed at that one too sp0iler
Aaron said
Here are some sites you atheists or free thinkers will enjoy:
http://www.evilbible.com/Top_Ten_List.htm
http://www.ebonmusings.org/atheism/guestessays/religion101.html
http://www.adherents.com/largecom/com_atheist.html So reassuring
Hope you like them. As you see in the percent site, many are non-believers in Europe. And many are closet atheists in America, and you can see why by what the religious put on them and do to them.
WhoDat said
Dearest Miss Mable,
Whilst I applaud your dogged determination, I fear it is time to face the fact that if LaMona, her ten or so personalities, and these other sunry heathens can not seem to grasp the simple fact that they must repent to prevent their sould from languishing in the fiery belly of hell for eternity, it is rather unlikely you will be able to teach them syntax.
Glory!!
sp0iler said
**it’s sundry, not sunry
***there’s no “d” in souls
WhoDat said
I am the first to admit that this site could certainly use a spellcheck function, yet that isn’t quite the same thing as basic syntax, now it it dear lamb?
Praise Be!
sp0iler said
To the best of my knowledge, when the little red lines appear under the words as you type them, it’s telling you that they’re misspelled.
Jesus was a Jew!
Anna Graham said
You young people are mistaken if you yhink sex is a sin. God’s plan is pleasure – enjoy all of life.
His poet larder!
sp0iler said
I think I like you Anna!
WhoDat said
Hmmm, my text box does not seem to have the spellcheck function.
Brother Yancy said
Lord Have Mercy! I left to take Mother to a doctor appointment and what has been wrought. Oh, Jesus, a special Prayer for Sister Moderator who must have been sore tried this afternoon.
Miss Mabel and WhoDat – Welcome back, Victory in Christ’s Name! Hosannah! What has been going on here?
As best I see the dirty athiest is arguing on and off with the Moaner and that tramp with the Ford 4×4. Goodness, how that backseat must smell,
“In the rank sweat of an enseamed bed,
Stew’d in corruption, honeying and making love
Over the nasty sty –”
Yes, my friends, it is the foul stench of harlotry, which brings weak men around like dogs to heat! Oh, my soul, FORBID it Lord!
As if this fallen woman could fall further she now stoops to making fun of retarded children, witness: “the best I can do is developmentally delayed toddler.” God give me strength.
At least the Dirty Atheist went to take a shower. I hope he scrubbed himself hard all over, rebuking himself soundly! Praise God!
YIC
Brother Yancy
interpreted said
Try using Firefox as your web-browser – that does it automatically, so we don’t need to have these little spats
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WhoDat said
Brother Yancy,
So nice to see you as well.
Glory!
sp0iler said
Yancy,
As we discussed yesterday, I am married, the only man I’ve ever been with is my husband, and I’ve never done anything inappropriate (other than exceeding the speed limit) is an automobile.
As far as the “developmentally delayed toddler” comment, I was mocking my lack of foreign language skills. My 3rd cousin’s three year old is a native French speaker and knows more of the language than I do after 10 years of study. It’s a running joke in my family.
A new day does not mean that arguments presented and accepted on previous days are invalid. Please make notes of your conversations with us if you don’t have the mental capacity to remember things that have been said.
sp0iler said
And once again, now that insults have been answered in complete sentences, with logic and reason to back them up, there is no response.
Somehow I’m not surprised.
Tom said
This website, along with the people who devoutly peruse it, must be a joke.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
I assure you sir, Senator Brownback and his supporters are nothing to joke about! Why must you mock what you do not understand?
Brother Yancy said
Spoiler
I have a fine memory, thank you, honed by my years of service to this Country in the United States Navy. A day does not change anything. Your statements are on record. Unless one comes to the Lord, you remain a sinner drenched in your deeds. Your husband should have much better control of you and in a decent community of faith, the men would be rebuking him for your boldness in public. What sort of man is he? Do you have him wearing a kilt? Or, did he suffer from malignant narcissism before he met you and married you to perhaps blunt its more lustful aspects. If so, I pray for him for his struggle is difficult. That is why I also pray for Anderson Cooper of CNN because I see the pain in his face as he does his job without recourse to the kilt and struggles against the demon.
I pray for you and your husband too. In Jesus Name.
YIC
Brother Yancy
PS. I have a lot of other posts to read, especially the fine words of Brother McGregor. So, I can’t immediately tell when you have posted mine. No one sends me an IM saying “The dirty athiest is back from his shower” or “that bold woman is making excuses about mocking retards” and so on.
BY
Brother Yancy said
Who ain’t answering complete sentences with complete sentences now, Missy? Or are you out cleaning up the 4×4?
BY
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
A prayer for those who persecute us:
We beseech thee, Master, to be our helper and protector.
Save the afflicted among us; have no mercy on the lowly;
raise up the fallen; appear to the needy; smite the ungodly;
restore the wanderers of thy people;
feed the righteous; starve our persecutors;
raise up the sick; comfort the faint-hearted.
Amen.
Brother Yancy said
Amen, Pastor Maker! Glory!
I praise God for the Triumphal Abundance of this site.
YIC
Brother Yancy
Brother Yancy said
To SpoileD (goods)
Well, I can’t wait forever, dear. I have to take Mother’s dinner up to her and Anderson Cooper will be on soon.
BY
sp0iler said
Yancy,
You see, I was at work, and then the workday was over, so I had to leave. That’s how things work in the real world. I share a computer with my husband when I’m at home, and as I was using it most of last night, tonight is his night (as soon as he’s done doing the dishes, that is). Rest assured, I know God; it’s just that I don’t agree with you about Him. My husband fully supports me in the things that I have said here – there is nothing to control. I married a wonderful, generous, loving, SANE, RATIONAL man!
If I was off the mark last night about your mother, and it seems that I am, then I do apologize. I was only trying to figure out what happened in your life to make you despise women. Usually those deep-rooted feelings can be traced back to some traumatic childhood experience.
I must be going now – it’s time for dessert. Hot fudge sundaes – extra whipped cream!
interpreted said
It would seem to me that we’re nearly at the stage where the comments number, on this thread, is OVER 9000! Sorry, I had to say it.
We beseech thee, Master, to be our helper and protector.
Save the afflicted among us; have no mercy on the lowly;
raise up the fallen; appear to the needy; smite the ungodly;
restore the wanderers of thy people;
feed the righteous; starve our persecutors;
raise up the sick; comfort the faint-hearted.
Very poetic, but what about Matthew 6:5ff?
Shake-Zula said
WHAT? OVER 9000?
Aaron said
Brother Yancy you sure do think a lot about me taking that shower huh? That is at least the second post. But what can you expect from sexually deprived religious freaks? Prayer doesn’t work for instance: You have a heart attack, why did God allow it to begin with? Maybe he wanted it to happen so what’s the point of prayer, his fate is already set by God supposedly. You guys really don’t think do you? There are so many catch-22s, loopholes, hypicritical things, and questions that I have no idea how you have a functioning mind. Your frontal lobe is too active and I wouldn’t doubt if you had OCD worse than most or suffer from epileptic seizures.
Hawk said
In a xtians mind there is really no such thing as free will. It is always gods will be done. If it knows what has been, is, and will be, then no other choice but what has been ordained can occur. Therefore no free will, therefore every one who practices either their religion or lack thereof is correct according to god.
Hawk said
***Inappropriate Comment Removed***
Brother Yancy said
Miss S
I accept your apology and so does Mother.
(Dear Jesus, please give me the strength to leave it at that. I pray God please deliver me from the temptation to rebuke this woman. )
I would like to CHARITABLY point some things out to you and since you profess to know God, please try and think these things over. Use of your employers computer for outside activites is a grave moral error becasue it approaches theft, theft of your employers time, theft of the use and wear and tear on his computer. Mrs, S, your employer if not invest in that computer so you could reposte on the Internet. He bought that computer to furnish his business with the means to increase his capital. You are taking away from that effort (stealing) by use of the computer for a non-business purpose. When we first began to allow sailors to use the computers for non-Navy purposes it was because these young men were far from home, many of them for the first times in their lives. In short, it was a morale issue. I hardly think this is the same thing.
Secondly, (God please guide me) i am troubled that your husband is doing the dishes when he has an able-bodied wife to do them. I of course must load and unload the dishwasher here because Mother is 80 and not able to and we lost the Mexican girl when her husband was deported because he killed a man in his pregnant wife in a DUI crash. You hold down a job because I know because you excessively use your employer’s property for personal reasons. His night? If there is one computer in the home surely the man’s purposes and needs for it are vastly more important than the woman’s. I have no doubt that your husband treats you well. Since I was never married I do not rebuke, merely question.
YIC
Brother Yancy
Enjoy your dessert but remember Proverbs 23
1 When you sit to dine with a ruler,
note well what [a] is before you,
2 and put a knife to your throat
if you are given to gluttony.
3 Do not crave his delicacies,
for that food is deceptive.
Brother McGregor said
Praise Be Brother Yancy
The hordes have been in and out today… Atheist the Hun,,,never mind Atilla. Good to see you come in. I think we need more moderating hands…A few links and curse words have been spotted here and there.
Now perhaps these knaves, scaliwags and harlots are happy to be clothed in iniquity. Perhaps they do not mind the din of profanity…Goodness knows, that’s how they must talk around their own dear mums and dads as well.
Should we expect any more? I think not…
Breeding and manners, not much to ask for is it?
I trust your mum is doing well tonight?
YIC
Brother Yancy said
Dear Brother M
How wonderful to see you here. Yes, Mother is well today. We were at the doctors and he increased her cumiden. Glory!
I composed a prayer and posted it on another post but it may bear repeated here since you are here and it concerns you. (Sister Moderator please forgive this repitation and chastise me if I violate T.O.S.)
A Prayer for This Evening
Lord, since your vessel Pastor Maker is mocked by the Unrighteous, I offer a General Prayer for the Evening that sums up not only our trials of the last few days but our many victories and our chances to show Christian fortitude in the face of the Unsaved.
Lord, in JESUS name, there is somewhat of a list tonight.
1. For Mother
I pray as always for Mother, that your ease her burden of age.
2. For The Scots PeopIe
And especially for Brother McGregor as he struggles mightily for YET ANOTHER DAY with the slings and arrows of his less educated co-ethnicists who are BLINDED by their history of pagan idolatry, who were connived against and confounded in their early and unsophisticated days by Papist Liars. Who were then again lied to (under Papist French influence) by the Perverts and Whoremongers of the Stewart Clan falsely wearing the Crown of Britain, ripped from the Blessed Virgin Queen Elizabeth! Oh Lord, the Scots are a people sore abused and who have been led by vile and self-serving men such as Robert the Bruce. Lord, they do not see that the tartan ties them to The Deceiver and is manifest in these latter days just prior to the Rapture by the JCM (Jewish Controlled Media) to aid in the feminization of America. Oh bless Brother McGregor, your servant and warrior armed with your holy word. In Jesus name we pray. Amen. Halleylooyah!
3. For Anderson Cooper
Lord, I also ask a special personal prayer that you aid Brother Anderson Cooper of the Cable News Network of Atlanta Georgia USA in his struggles against malignant narcissism and the allure of the man-skirt. I know he struggles, Lord. I see it in his eyes in every moment of his broadcast! Bless hiim Lord, and remember how he walked in the Valley of Death and danger in filth and feces after Hurricane Katrina, handsomely clad none-the-less, up to his thighs in filthy water full of the corpses of the Children of Ham! He did this to encourage charity Lord, so please give him strength in his struggle! Give him strengtrh Lord.
4. For Sister TDGC
Also, Lord, help Sister TDGC in her recent real estate venture because you reward your people who are just with triumph and prosperity ABUNDANT! Glory!
5. For Spoiler’s husband. Lord, I pray for this man that he put his foot down, stop washing dishes and sharing the computer with is wife and resist this bold WOMAN’S attempts to clad him in the kilt.
6.. For Sister Lynelle and her work in the USE Ministry, especially the Prison component. Strength to her Lord. Glory! Hope too that Spoiler sees what a REAL Godly woman is like.
7. For Dirty Atheist Aaron, that he cleanse himself as I taught the young sailors to do when I was the enlisted hygenic officer.
8. For the innocent young male Gentile babies, that they escape the genital mutilation forced on America by Jewish Doctors after 1945. While they have their motives that are understandable, it is time to stop this hateful practice which serves only to erase the most immediate and visible differeence Jew from Gentile.
In Jesus Name we Pray
AMEN
WhoDat said
Heavens to Betsy! Between all of poor lost lamb LaMonas multiple personalities, Aaron, Laxitiverus, Hawk (lonely little feller), and that Shaka Kahn one, her poor head must be ready to explode. Poor little hellbound sinner…
We should pray for her.
Oh, dear gentle lord. Please do not allow Satan to sear off all of LaMona (et al) flesh with the burning sinfilled flames of hell, unless you have better things to do, like easing poor Mrs Gaines Crocketts tribulations dealing with the horrid LIEberal media, her morning sickness as well.
Hang in there LaMona, and all of your sin ridden personalities, until, of course, the benevolent lords horrid wrath punishes you to an eternity of pain and suffering.
Praise Be!
WhoDat said
Brother Yancy,
While you are a turely wise fellow, you are a rather wordy one. As with most Christian (republican baptists) my attention span is one or two paragraphs, tops. But, I am sure you were very wisely counseling those who had the patience, time, or were actually in such dire need of help that they can tear themselves from intertube porn long enough to try and get help, or were caught and had to ‘clean up’.
God Bless you, my verbose, brother.
Praise!!
Brother McGregor said
Good Heavens Brother whodat…Mona was here as several people? That’s astonishing. No wonder she “seemed so popular”.
How are you this evening? It is so good to see you…We had missed you over the past day.
These have been trying times.
Good to see you…
YIC
Brother Yancy said
Dear Brother WhoDat
Thanks for the encouragement. It is a habit picked up when I was in the Navy, counseling young sailors. I was a pharmacists mate and often assigned as an enlisted hygenics officer for counseling on vessels thought to have “problems”. While I never sailed on her, some of my best work was done on the U.S.S. LaSalle and I can say those fellows had extraordinary hygenic records.
YIC
Brother Yancy
Brother McGregor said
I always find your words encouraging Brother Yancy…
YIC
WhoDat said
Brother McG and Yancy,
So sorry I have been absent. I finally got Mrs WhoDat into the hospital, she has had the flu, been coughing, barfing, and generally not keeping up on her chores. I figured, if I was ever going to get a wink of sleep she should go elsewhere, no man can sleep hearing that noise and knowing their breakfast may have been tainted with germs. I didn’t want to be out of sorts for my prayer meeting, and for golfing/fishing this weekend. I assumed, she would want me in best form, of course.
Sadly, I have been forced, due to my brides careless disease catching, to have to eat in restaurants for the meals my mother-in-law can not provide for me, granted the mother-in-law is on a walker so try as she might she can’t always get the meals to the table on time and I just leave in frustration. The woman should take that into consideration when she plans out the timing of meals. Poor crippled dear, needs a watch with a ‘make dinner NOW alarm’ or something. Bless her heart.
I feel so put upon. But I know that the lord is watching out for me, and this too shall pass.
Glory!!
Brother Yancy said
Dear Brother WHoDat and Brother M
The trials of the infirm. Actually Br. Who’s gentle remonstrance set me to thinking about my Navy days.
Brother McGregor said
Glory Brother Whodat…We both know your shoulders are burdened. We understand it causes you to be “short” in temper.
Do you not have a room above the garage that you could house the ill Mrs Whodat? Thus isolating all infections and the like?
Perhaps, during this time of strife…a small expense of getting some help in? You can get a lot of good working girls for mere pennies these days.
YIC
Brother Yancy said
I don’t ften speak of my service, as I view that as ¨nseemly. But I got to thinking how I started to get into the field of hygenic counsleing in the service.
One day an officer came up to be and told me to report the the helipad at once. That I was to be transferred along with a Navy doctor to the LaSalle. I went up there and got in and the doctor was green as grass and sweating something fierce. He wouldn’t speak to me the whole trip. I can’t swear but I believe he may have evacuated his bowels on take off and was embarrassed. I never saw him again.
Anyway, we got on the La Salle and I was escorted up and found myself infront of Admiral McCain, the father of the present Senator from Arizona who is pesting our friend Senator Sam.
WhoDat said
LOL!!
Brother Yancy,
I suppose the sheer horror of eating the ‘restaurant food’ delivered by swarthy men in skin tight, thigh hugging trousers, like they wear at Old Country Buffet, harkins back to your Navy days. No man should be forced to eat anything other than good Christian (southern baptist) food, prepared 3 meals a day by his help meet. Anything other than that is just wrong.
YIC!
Brother Yancy said
Anyway, Admiral McCain said I was to be detailed to the LaSalle for an indefinite period and was going to be assigned as the enlisted hygenics officer with a promotion in grade and pay. I was very tahnkful for this and of course I said Aye Aye and asked permission to ask a quesiton. I said I had only been in the Navy a couple of years and I had never hear of an enlisted hygenics officer. Admiral McCain got real mad then.
Brother Yancy said
He said, “Sailor, you are going to teach theose ignorant niggers and hillbillies how to properly clean their c**ks!”
Well, I was so bumfuzzled by it all, I thought he saiid “clocks” and I said, “But Sir I have no special training in hand to hand combat.” And Admiral McCain got even madder then. He screamed “G.D. it, man! They aren’t going to fight you over it!” And, by golly, he turned out to be right.
I never thought the Senator came up to his Dad as a man and I have said that in public.
YIC
Brother Yancy
Brother Yancy said
Oh dear I think maybe the end of my story has me in trouble with Sister Moderator. I hope not. Oh Lord.
WhoDat said
Blessed Brother McG,
While your suggestion of hiring a filthy savage for pennies a day is a good one, I fear I don’t speak french of spanish. So unless you know how to say ‘WOMAN, I want a GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH NOW!’, ‘WOMAN, shut up and quit bitching’ or ‘WOMAN, rub my feet and buff the gnarly bits with a pumice’ in foreign speak than it probably wouldn’t help much.
But thank you ever so much.
Bless you brother.
WhoDat said
Brother McG,
Sadly, I have no room in the car port for Mrs WhoDat. She does have an area with a cot in the garage, but that is meant for her week long repose during her revolting ‘monthly filthy female time’, and I wouldn’t want to have to use the high power washer out there too often, it is terribly hard on the concrete on the garage floor.
God Bless!
Brother McGregor said
LOL Brother Yancy
oooops… You know how she is…She will probably rebuke us all in the manner of a loving but stern Bible Teacher when three boys get into mischief. Never let it be said, Baptists do not know how to have a good time and a jolly good laugh!
Praise Be…
Now we should all hide!
YIC
Brother McGregor said
Goodness Brother Whodat…I would suggest a tent but most women are not skilled in putting these up by themselves, are they?
Your sleep and rest is important. I shall pray on it. Now I suggest we all run to another topic before we are thoroughly chastised For our shenanigans and tom foolery in here.
YIC
Brother McGregor said
lol at gnarly bits…
It is a shame that the cheapest labour has such abysmal language skills. It really does detract from getting the work done when we have to show these louts how to perform, even the most menial task.
Well I shall pray on it. Indeed.
“Heavenly Trusted Father, our Brother Whodat is saddled with an infirm wife. We pray that you bring her back to health quickly so that she might attend to her duties and restore the calm and peace and pleasantness to Brother Whodat’s life as quickly as you would have her. If it be thy will that she remains infirm, then please O Gracious Father, send to Brother Whodat, someone with the skills and intelligence but reasonably priced to clean his home and prepare his meals.
In Jesus Name…”
WhoDat said
Brother Y and McG,
You can not possibly be afraid of being scorned by the mods?
They are the most gracious, kind hearted lambs who whould never be spiteful or unkind to any living Christian (republican baptist) soul, it just isn’t in their gentle nature, none of the ladies here are like that… Well, maybe June, but she is apparently a drunken, over sexed, home wrecking machine, so that is a special case. Poor dear.
Brother McGregor said
Oh No not scared of the mods, Heavens no…just a mild bit of boyish fun…to show these Godless invaders that we are not totally bereft of the occasional bit of silliness and fun.
They think we are so dour…
Yancy is a little frightened of them, poor soul. For a strong warrior in Christ, he really is a very sensitive man.
YIC
WhoDat said
It is sooooo quiet here, normally I am used to the dulcit tones of Mrs WhoDat weeping and praying when she hears me coming to bed (she is so devout!!). I guess I will suffer through another night alone, and without a proper supper. I will have to golf yet another day on an empty stomach, due to her so called ‘illness’.
While I am sure she is consumed with guilt for leaving me high and dry, fending for myself whilst she is waited on hand and foot in the ICU, it is still so sad what we ‘modern’ men must endure at the whim of our ladies. Honestly!! But they are still our help meets, and if they behave and obey, we love them dearly.
Praise Be.
WhoDat said
Brother McG,
Whilst I can not understand how you were being ’silly’ for the life of me, I can understand being ’sensitive’ men. I ran over my foot with a tractor, don’t ask how, the other day and dang if my black toe, now sans toenail, isn’t sensitive as all get out. Heck a stiff breeze hits that digit and I am darn near yelping like a lady fighting over a purdy hair ribbon at a yard sale.
And they say men aren’t sensitive, what a load of hooey if you ask me.
Praise Be.
Confused said
This just isn’t funny anymore now that they’re a good number of smart people posting. :-p
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Dear Confused.
You should take comfort in knowing that you had no part in the latter.
Confused said
Ohh, BURRRNNN! I think I need some ice for that BUUURN! Can I chip some off of your heart?
La Mona said
Crockett, are you suggesting that your comments contained intelligent, thought out, and meaningful…..anything??? I would consult the dictionary, and then go find in the Bible that you have read 13 times (including Song of Solomon, lol) and find where it says ignorance is a bad thing. thanks.
Oh, and it seems the computers here at school let me come to your site. How nice.
Also, to the other jokers that can’t read: I’m a Christian with no psychological disorders that you suggest. Please, if you have something with a foundation and value to give me, go for it.
Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader said
Maybe you should actually study while in school little girl. We wouldn’t want all of that genius of yours to slip would we?
La Mona said
Oh, well that would be nice if my classes had started. I enjoy school, and do study– a lot. My online courses will begin around the 20th. Until then…….
Brother Yancy said
Dear Moaner
If you were a Christian, you’d be learning some useful household skill in order to make a better home for your husband, comes the day you find one.
YIC
Brother Yancy
Learning to make preserves for instance, is a good skill.
SPOILER said
To any who were concerned about the way I spend my word day:
The profession that I am in is one that follows a monthly pattern. We have times that are very busy every month, and times that are slower. Fortunately, last week was one of our slow times. However, the next 6 or 7 days are going to be much busier for me, so I won’t be around nearly as often as I have been. Posting here has not been a problem up until now, and I won’t allow it to distract me from my responsibilities in any way.
The good news is, I have a wonderful, understanding husband who steps up in the kitchen when I’m a bit stressed. He makes the best spaghetti I’ve ever had outside of Italy!
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Dear Sister Spoiler,
Thank you for sharing the intimate details of your domestic bliss. I am sure we are all very relieved to hear this. Carry on, dear.
SPOILER said
** “work day”
My mistake.
sp0iler said
Taffy, If you want the “intimate details of [my] domestic bliss,” all you have to do is ask. Although, I’m not sure that they’re entirely appropriate for a family website.
La Mona said
Yea right Yancy. I don’t believe making jam to be worth my time at the moment. (I do know how to make it though.) I find education quite important….like English, Spanish, Psychology, Music, Math, etc, etc. Oh, and college. I won’t marry until I’m done with at least 6 years of college thanks. And I would like to marry a guy that can cook. (Asian stuff is a preference.)
WhoDat said
Dearest LaMona (and all your other personalities),
Not to nitpick, but I don’t think community colleges usually take 6 years to complete, though they could make an exception for you, if you asked nicely.
YIC!
La Mona said
I never said I was going to a community college. Thank you for more baseless assumption. No, four years for the undergrad, and then grad school. Then I will go for my phd. I’m going to school for Psychology, Music Performance, and Spanish.
Also, where do you get “other personalities” from? “Baseless” suites you well.
WhoDat said
You sure you don’t want to reconsider community college dearest? Oh, and by the by when you go for that PhD, it is also considered ‘grad school’, all post graduate degrees are.
La Mona said
I know that a PhD (and I also know it to be written as such….but my message was clear regardless) is grad school. Though some would seperate the master level and the PhD. I know when discussing going all the way to a PhD in Music with my teacher that is used to show the difference between the two. It’s habit really. Come to think of it….my English teacher does too. (currently working on that PhD, she is.)
And yea, considering the colleges wish to give me mega scholarships, I do well in college courses already, and my teachers and parents and other friends and adults support me in it, I am sure about college.
Thanks.
WhoDat said
You know what they say, you start with a BS degree (we know what that means) then an MS (more of the same) onto a PhD (piled higher and deeper).
La Mona said
Yea, and some people go to school to *gasp* learn and could care less what “they” say.
Just a thought.
sp0iler said
I posted a comment over 5 hours ago, and it’s still awaiting moderation.
Why is that?
Brother McGregor said
Clearly we need more moderators.
Brother Yancy said
(dropping to knees in prayer)
Dear Lord please interceed in the life of LaMoaner. Lord this child is on the wrong path. She has rejected my counsel and scoffed at the fine domestic art of home canning earlier today. I fear she is a drug addict from her frequent incoherence. And now she professes to want to waste 6 years of her time and thousands of dollars of doubtlessly someone else’s money on college for herself. That much education is a waste on a woman, unless it be in some suitable discipline like home economics and taught at a decent school such as Oral Roberts, Oklahomo Baptist, or Foulmouth Christian in Virginia.
In Jesus name we pray!
WhoDat said
Brother Yancy,
Let us not be too hard on poor lost LaMona. I personally applaud any gal who wants to go to the local community college and learn how to type, file, make coffee, etc.to keep themselves busy and out of trouble while waiting to become a wife and mother. And she is at least aware of her limitations as she is giving herself 6 years to complete the 2 year program.
YIC!
La Mona said
You two are sick word twisters. What’s the point if you aren’t going to read what I post rationally? …It’s a good thing you two are jokers here…..
GodsGirl4Ever said
What is sick and is that Lamona posted at a teen chritsian forum I go to and has been banned there for causing trouble just like here. The forum manager from there sent copies of the messages with tracing information to someone here and I bet it will be the exact same person. If it is, then Lamona is not a teenager or a girl at all. Lamona is an older guy who pretends to be a teenage girl and eventually says really bad things. Whoever you are Lamona you are sick and need prayers.
Brother McGregor said
goodness GodsGirl (Such a pretty name) That is astounding.
Candide said
Confusedask and ye shall receiveyou were lamenting that is was not as funny when only smart people were posting and low and behold if Taffy didnt show up to return the levity to this thread.
The lord do work in mysterious ways!
WhoDat said
Brother McG,
I tried to contact you about becoming an official BrownStar, but seem to be having some connectivity issues with that MySpace thingy, I can only assume it is a satanic site and my computer which is clearly blessed by the Lord wont allow me to visit such vile, heathen, filth, thank heavens.
I will pray on this.
Aaron said
Brother Yancy there was a sticker I seen: There is none less ignorant than those that kneel on their knees with closed eyes looking for the truth.
I think it fits you and all the other crazy fundies out there
I think you guys are rude to La Mona. Why do girls need to marry so quickly and please their husabands? I am a male and wouldn’t want any woman doing that for me, I like doing stuff for myself and not be lazy. You guys pick words out of La Mona’s post such as “basless” and say that she is exacally that?!? She wasn’t saying she was, this shows your ignorance even more.
La Mona said
GodsGirl, this is the only blog (brownback blogs that is, so include please B4B) that I have ever posted on.
Thanks for that “baseless” comment.
Again, the people at school are laughing at you.
La Mona said
And Aaron, gracias for that.
Baptists For Brownback Comment-Moderator, Grace said
La Mona:
There is evidence that may prove otherwise. You have made your bed, now you can lay in it.
La Mona said
But where is this evidence? If such exists then bring it forward! That shouldn’t be hard, now should it? All I’m asking you to do is be rational. To be logical. To be sane. Is that so hard? (your past suggests “yes” but take this opportunity to go the other way.)
Baptists For Brownback Comment-Moderator, Grace said
La Mona:
You are banned until further notice.
Connie Mack said
Now that is something to celebrate. Good going, Grace!
observer said
The integrity of this blog has just risen by volumes.
Justin said
You are my new hero Grace.
WhoDat said
Grace,
You are so wise, and just.
God Bless.
Connie Mack said
The little trolls can’t say they weren’t warned. There must be at least twenty posts warning that this day would come. Some people just refuse to listen.
Now can we please return to the regular scheduled programming without all of the asinine commercials?
Brother McGregor said
Brother Whodat I too had similar problems. What I did was close my eyes and laid myself on the floor in total subjugation and asked our Dear Lord to help me reach the Godless. It seemed to go a little easier after that although too many young blossoming girls with names like hotintexas and bigjubblies4u have been contacting me and wanting me to go to other sites where there is promise of pictures. I suspect that these other pictures are of the undressed and flaunting one’s naughty bits variety.
To be sure I have denied their requests for friendship and rebuked them soundly by sending them a message explaining the refusal of friendship.
Myspace seems to be cluttered with these satanic sirens….
YIC
Brother McGregor said
Praise Be…Grace has brought Grace back to this humble encounter!!!
Hosanna in the Highest
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Grace,
You have my full support in this decision. I allowed this nonsense to continue for far too long and for that, I apologize.
Whodat,
She is isn’t she? If you ever have the opportunity to meet her in person, you will find her to be a very wise and caring woman. I am blessed to know her, just as I am you, dear.
Connie,
You are so crazy! That is why everyone just loves you. I stopped by your house on the way to the doctor and you didn’t come to the door. I left you something in the bench. Were you down in the basement hiding from the Mormons again? (smile)
Call me about us riding together tonight. I was hoping to stop by Phipps on the way to service and knew you would want to go too.
Brother McGregor,
Allow me to say one more time how thrilled we are to have you as a part of our ministry. God bless you, dear.
A Vote for Sam is like a Vote for Jesus! Sam Brownback in 2008 and again in 2012!
sp0iler said
Did y’all think I was one of LaMona’s “personalities?”
I’m still here.
A Vote for Sam is a wasted vote! Go ahead!
Brother McGregor said
Thank you Mrs Gaines Crockett…I trust you are well today? All I can say and of course I can only say it with humility, Is that I am again strong in the Lord since coming here and finding my way back to Christ.
I thank you for that blessed roadmap.
YIC
Brother Yancy said
Dear Aaron
While you probably do not realize it, your comments betray a sad state of moral decay in this country. You are practically inviting some woman to come along and put a skirt on you. I pray that you will see the true way and reject this confusion of roles.
YIC
Brother Yancy
Brother McGregor said
Brother Yancy
Some men unfortunately need to be humiliated by women. It is how they get their “kicks”.
One hopes that Aaron recognises himself as one of these “men” and gets immediate council.
How are you and mother today?
YIC
sp0iler said
I’m not one of her “personalities.” I’m still here.
Go ahead and vote for Sam. I’m especially happy that BillyBobNeck lives in my state- I know my vote will render his meaningless.
Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader said
Perhaps not for too long, Spoiler
Brothers Yancy & McGregor have been busy today. Praise Jesus for those fine men.
Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader said
OH WOW. I just checked admin area and saw the good news. Grace I LOVE YOU, Sister!
Amen!
Hallelujah!
Thank You Lord!
Thank You Grace!
This calls for a happy dance!
God Bless!
Lynelle
NewlyLost said
I also remain… either ***Name that we shall not mention removed**** has some pretty leet haxor skillz (snort), or we are in fact separate and distinct heathen sinners.
Still cooking, still cleaning, still watching my wife wear the pants and loving every minute of it…
Yours in humor,
Newlylost
Mod. Note: If you keep the language clean and on occasion add something remotely interesting to a conversation you should have no problems.
Brother Yancy said
Sister Lynelle
Thanks for your encouragement. Were you aware that Spoiler uses her employer’s time and computer to come on here and harrass good Christians? I have pointed out to her that this amounts to thievery.
Bro M
Thanks for asking about Mother. She is filled with joy that today is Sam Brownback day. She is on the phone right now, calling potential supporters she knows personally and urging them to donate the statutory maximum of $2300. If it were not for that hateful Russell Feingold (faux Jew) we could raise even more! But we will raise enthusiam unabated for Senator Sam’s cause! Praise Jesus!
YIC
Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader said
If she is on her lunch hour or a break then I guess it’s fine so long as her superiors don’t mind. If she’s on the clock then it’s the same as taking money from the petty cash. I’d sure hate to read where she got in trouble, that would be just awful.
God Bless!
Lynelle
Brother Yancy said
Dear Sister Grace
Thank the Lord for you, you blessed Christian woman! That La Moaner had Satan in her heart. Yesterday, she wrote on here of her plans to bend her eventual husband to her will and force him to cook and clean for her. She said she wanted “Asian” food. I read between the lines and discerned her true intentions. She has it in mind to enslave some poor heathen Chinaman, force him into serving her as a woman should serve a man, all under the guise of a “marriage” — in short, a mail-order husband! Mercy! She thought she was mighty clever, but I spent many years being of assistance to the Naval Investigative Services in certain matters and I am quite experienced in sniffing out Liars.
YIC
Brother Yancy
NewlyLost said
I just wanted to reiterate – since my earlier post was moderated out of existence – that I am also separate and distinct from La Mona… and not easy to pin down.
Brother Yancy said
Dearest Sisters Lynelle and TDGC
Please see my post to Grace re: LaMoaner’s plot to enslave a Chinese mail-order husband. You don’t suppose this sort of thing is growing rampant – just under our Radar? I do nopt think Senator Sam would approve in the least!
YIC
Brother Yancy
Dear Brother Yancy,
You are a doll! Bless you for making me smile this afternoon.
sp0iler said
As far as Mona’s “plot to enslave a Chinese mail-order husband,” you’re insane Yancy. She was talking about sushi, which is Japanese, which is your first mistake. Secondly, she seemed to indicate that she would like a marriage with someone other than a caveman, which I realize goes against your beliefs, but is something that most people have come to expect in modern America.
sp0iler said
My boss knows that I’m online while I’m on hold or waiting for reports to generate. It’s okay with him, which means you don’t have to worry your pretty little head about me, Lynelle. All the same, I do most of my posting here during my lunch hour and my afternoon coffee break.
As far as Mon@’s “plot to enslave a Chinese mail-order husband,” Yancy is completely off the mark. She was talking about sushi, which is Japanese. Read a newspaper, dude!
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
My Goodness, Spoiler, you must have a very generous employer. It must be nice to be paid to sit around all day browsing the internet and antagonizing people who just want to save you from eternal damnation.
sp0iler said
I don’t do it all day, Taffy. But yes, I do love my job. And, I’m good at it. My office is actually more efficient now than it was when I started a year ago. The partners at my firm have confirmed this.
sp0iler said
Seeing as how my boss is playing Scrabble right now, I think I’m good.
Job security is a wonderful thing.
Brother Yancy said
Spolier
Well if she wants to enslave a man to serve her, she should grab up that Atheist Aaron, put him in a kilt and chain him to a TeeVee that perpetually plays episode after episode of IRON CHEF! That’ll learn him! She can have all the chink food she wants without involving some poor heathen in her nefarious plot.
YIC
Brother Yancy
sp0iler said
Oh and my husband doesn’t wear a kilt – he’s not Scottish, silly! Of course, I’m sure as an Irishman, his family probably has a tartan of its own, but he’s such a mix of the different counties that it wouldn’t be fair to any one part of his family.
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Well, Spoiler, I hope you appreciate how fortunate you are to have such a position. If one of my family businesses employed you, you would be singing a different song. In every computer, we have installed a system that tracks the links, websites, and every key click made by our employees. There is a time for work and a time for play, we do not find that there is a place for the latter in the place of business.
I pray you have a nice afternoon playing games and wasting precious office time. Might I add that I have rather enjoyed your conversation this afternoon? You have shown yourself quite capable of having a civil chat when it suits you. I will admit though that I feel like I am keeping you from your work obligations.
sp0iler said
I’m on my lunch hour, Mrs. Crockett. No need to worry.
Brother McGregor said
I see no reason to be snippy and uppity toward Brother Yancy, spoiler….mind your manners.
YIC
Brother McGregor said
personally I think all Godless snippiness should just not be allowed on SAM BROWNBACK DAY.
Maura Ghee said
I’d guess spoiler is “employed” at some liberal created agency of the US government. It’s probably better that she’s doing nothing rather than hard at work wrecking America.
GodsGirl4Ever said
I would like to ask a question to the atheists. I am not trying to be rude I just want to know how you came to a point where you stopped believing in God or have you never had God in your life. If this is too personal then forgive me. I just can’t imagine life without God in it – there would be no point to any of this world.
Thank you for hearing me out.
Hawk said
I am no atheist, In fact I am ordained and am legally confirmed to perform all ministerial duties. But in any Church that I am affiliated with the so-called ministers on this board would be laughed out of the pulpit for their childish and opinionated views of the scriptures. We do not believe that the Bible should be used as guidelines to insult, condemn or malign others, but to be used as a guide for a life that will bring you to a closer walk with God as well as a path which will lead you through this life and into your next existence.
sp0iler said
I’m not an atheist either, but I can tell you that I left my church (catholic) because of the church’s attitude towards women and it’s inability to address changes in modern society in a reasonable way. Of course, this site is 10x worse than what I was taught by the nuns in school.
Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader said
GodsGirl, Don’t get frustrated honey there are a lot of people who think that they can function just fine without God. All we can do is pray that they will see the love we have in our own lives. When they fall, and they will fall, maybe they will reach out to us with an open heart to hear about the Lord.
Hawk and Spoiler, thank you for being so kind to GodsGirl. She’s very precious to us so don’t hurt her. I would be very interested to know what sort of church you attend. It sounds mighty new age to me.
SPOILER said
I don’t attend church. I pray on my own, and I’m perfectly happy with that at this point in time.
As I was good to GodsGirl, and have been good with Mr.s Crockett today, I would greatly appreciate not being criticized for my life at this point. I’ve been going to different churches with friends, trying to find a priest/pastor, congregation, and service that speak to me on a real level. I’m trying.
Adam Nelson said
I have a question: why do you guys see Evolution as a moral debauchery when Creation specifically states that humans were borne out of immediate family incest? If I had to pick a more morally pure idea, it’d be the theory of evolution.
Adam Nelson said
Spoiler, I totally agree with you. Faith is a personal issue, something one needs to arrive at by themselves, and not because some congregation pastor or minister told them to.
Hawk said
Why would it be “New Age” for a Baptist Church to believe and teach what the Bible and true Christianity tell of.
Adam Nelson said
… what?
Brother McGregor said
Adam Spoiler hawk et al…one wonders why you are not over on a Hindu blog where they believe nearly every living thing is a God or a God representative, where they believe the lord krisna came down and copulated with all the gopi girls.
Since you seem to want to pretend you are Christians but seem (ironic)to be outraged by those who practise what they preach, why not instead go minister to the heathens.
You all are such experts and all.
YIC
SPOILER said
Brother McGregor,
I believe that I’ve pretty much behaved myself today. I’ve come in, asked and answered questions in a civilized manner, and yet you’re being rude to me, AGAIN. I was asked what kind of church I attended, and I don’t have one as of this moment. I am looking for one that makes sense to me. Surely it is better for me to praise the Lord with truth in my heart than to attend a service but not believe what I’m saying?
SPOILER said
Okay, my day is over. I’ll be seeing you tomorrow.
Have a good night!
Adam Nelson said
My beef is not purely with Christianity, but more with evangelism. I have absolutely no problem with anybody following their religion, but when they feel they have the right to impose on the rights and ideals of others, they have crossed the line. To me, you are no different than the Islamist exremists who call for the deaths of all those they deem “infidels”.
Hawk said
Brother McGregor
I am ministering to “Heathens” when I point out the obtuse opinionated attitude of one who uses the Holy word to uplift bigotry, enslavement of women and the worship of Idols (money) as well as worshipping of other “Gods” Brownback, who thankfully has no chance of reaching the presidency. I do find it personally offensive that you and or others would compare such a half man to a top flight President as Ronald Reagan.
As for an earlier comment about me being a lonely man, yes I am with a loving wife, four wonderful children and five terrific grandchildren.
And yes I proudly wear a Kilt. It never made me a homosexual, even when I was in Nam doing things I hope you never dream of in your worst nightmares.
So I am neither a young man, lonely man, or a bitter old man such as yourself. I am very happy with my life and will do whatever I can to make the world a better place for any who I can help.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Adam,
Yet you feel that you are justified coming here, uninvited, to tell us that you believe we are wrong in our beliefs? Are you incapable of recognizing your own hypocrisy? Shame, child, shame!
Adam Nelson said
Hear hear, Hawk!
Hawk said
Adam I very much respect your statement, Religion at its purest is wonderful, Sometimes the bags that claim to carry it are the problem.
Feel free to say my statement of truth is “innapropriate”
Adam Nelson said
Thank you, I greatly respect your statements as well, especially about your service in Vietnam (my grandfather was a Sheridan tank commander).
Hawk said
When you are older than I am then you can feel free to call me a child. I have made no claim that you are wrong in your belief, you obviously belive in what you say. That is the sad part of it. But The BIBLE does not justify hate. Nor does it justify condemning others to hell. That is the pervue of God and God alone. As well nowhere in the Bible does it does it condone asking for forgiveness as a “anything you do on earth is alright” card.
Yes as a human I also have a tendancy to be hypocritical. But I at least try to do it in a positive manner, not by berating people unduly.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Hawk,
Perhaps you should brush up on those reading comprehension skills? If you’ll note, my comment was directed to Adam.
Hawk said
Yes they were and for that I do apologise. However my statement still stands as it does apply to many here.
Adam Nelson said
Meh, just ignore her. She uses the “child” label purely to condescend. How sad it must be to resort to that.
BJ Tabor said
Hawk,
Who hates anybody here? We just want to help atheists to reject the lie of Darwinism and find their way to Christ’s Unconditional Love before Jesus has to burn them. I am sure it breaks Jesus heart every time He has to send a sinner to Hell so I feel sorry for both the sinner and Jesus.
I am certainly not condemning anyone to hell just stating a fact; God says if in The Bible if you do not accept Jesus as your savior He will damn you to hell. It would be great if Jesus just waved His hand like He did when He called down Noah’s Flood and made everyone better even the atheist.
But until He says otherwise as a good Christian I must help my fellow man, no matter how vile, disgusting, smelly, liberal and wicked they be.
How is that wrong?
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Heaven forbid that I should condescend to anyone! Perish the thought. I know my place. I only try to help where and when I can.
And Adam? You are a child. Why would you try to mislead Hawk?
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Brother BJ,
You always state so eloquently that which eludes my female brain. Dear Sir, would you mind if I adopted your statement: “But until He says otherwise as a good Christian I must help my fellow man, no matter how vile, disgusting, smelly, liberal and wicked they be. How is that wrong? ” as my signature? It is truly inspiring.
Glory, Whole of His Love!
Adam Nelson said
No, I am not a child. I am 20 years old, two years older than the age of majority.
And BJ, I know what the Bible says. I’ve read several versions myself. Unfortunately, the Bible says many, many things, a lot of them quite ridiculous (eating shellfish a deadly sin, pi = 3, etc.) and that ruins all credibility of the Bible for me. Also, because the New Testament was written entirely by people who never even met Jesus.
Brother Yancy said
Adam,
I ministered to many young men such as yourself while I was in the Navy. I remember them all very fondly. There are often “scientific” explanations backing up the practices of the Jews before Christ came. Remember, the Jews lived under the Law and Christ came to free them from the law.
Shellfish have a colon-like canal containing shellfish excrement. The Jews did not know about this and how to clean it the way we do now. That’s how come we can have Long John Silver’s today.
Surely someone or many people sickened and perhaps died from the unwitting eating of shellfish excrement. Since these early Jews were not sophisticated people they presumed the harm came from the fish itself rather than a byproduct of the fish. Jesus came to free them from this sort of thing. Surely when he told Simon Peter to recast his nets and they got a great catch, it is not reported but it is highly likely Jesus taught them how to remove this canal of filth and thereby enjoy shellfish henceforth in confidence and pleasure.
I hope that clears up a few things for you.
YIC
Brother Yancy
Adam Nelson said
Yancy, your comment reinforces my belief that all religion is merely a tool used to explain the world around us before we had the faculties to truly investigate and understand it. For example, we thought the world was flat, but it is actually round, and that the earth orbits the sun with many other planets and not the sun. Religion is, essentially, a remnant of mankind’s childhood.
Brother Yancy said
Adam,
When you realize that true enlightenment comes through, and only through, a personal relationship with Jesus Christ, you will see your error. I am praying for you.
YIC
Brother Yancy
Shake-Zula said
so from what you are saying, it sounds like you are sugesting that religion is sciences predecesor. what religion gives us is a guide on how to live our lives, and gives us hope for the future. with out, how are you planing to live your life, and what hope do you have fro the future?
Shake-Zula said
above comment is meant for Adam
Adam Nelson said
Well unfortunately Yancy, I completely disagree, and feel that religious dogma inhibits and asphyxiates true enlightenment and only serves to stagnate sentient thought.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Bravo! I see that Adam found http://www.dictionary.com, as well as http://www.thesaurus.com. Of course, the actual content of the post is rubbish, but I always commend a well composed sentence (even if it is a bit of a run-on). Praise be!
BJ Tabor said
Brother BJ,
You always state so eloquently that which eludes my female brain. Dear Sir, would you mind if I adopted your statement: “But until He says otherwise as a good Christian I must help my fellow man, no matter how vile, disgusting, smelly, liberal and wicked they be. How is that wrong? ” as my signature? It is truly inspiring.
Glory, Whole of His Love!
Of course Miss Gargula. Feel free. Since those words were inspired in me by Jesus I can take no credit for them.
Adam Nelson said
Mabel, your disrespect and snide remarks know no bounds. From this point on, I have no choice but to ignore you entirely, for you have proven yourself totally incapable of bringing up any point without being childishly insulting.
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Brother Mcgregor said
Hawk please show me where I said you were a lonely man and all the rest of that claptrap you have subscribed to me.
I merely asked why you were not witnessing to the heathens.
Dear Father, in humility I pray that you open these foolish eyes so they might read “who exactly says what” in this small congregation.
In Jesus Name
Adam Nelson said
Why do you feel the need to pray by typing it in through a blog? Do you think it’s piped up to God on his T3 connection or something? Why not keep your prayers to yourself? Or, wait, could it possibly be that you were making some glib derogatory remark at the expense of somebody else? Nah, couldn’t be. Not you.
Brother Mcgregor said
Dear me Adam….
don’t be such an daft bint. The prayer is in the open so all may read along with it.
miss 007 said
Oooh, so what will S stand for? Because wouldn’t Satanists have taken that one?
Aaron said
I think when people type their prayers they feel they are releasing their anger and stress. The whole reason they “believe” is exacally for that reason, it gives them comfort whether it is real or not. Religion is for comfort not answers (it can’t supply answers, there are no facts or even evidence).
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InHisGrace said
Thank God that the rest of the Christian alphabet has been saved from Godless heathens.
Our Congressional representatives should make it law that the Christian alphabet can only be used to communicate Christian thoughts.
Please contact your Congressional representatives about this immediately.
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Adam Nelson said
InHisGrace, you do realize that the A was given to atheists by this website, right? Of course you did, otherwise you’d look like a retarded idiot.
InHisGrace said
Dear Brother Adam Nelson,
The A designation for the evil atheists was adpoted by them before Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crocket wrote about it here.
If you are strong at heart and so can keep your faith while looking at the heathens’ trash-talk, you can see the proof of it at Richard Dawkins net and the Pharyngula website.
Sorry, Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crocket, but since the co-opting of our Christian letter A is by the devil-worshipping atheists, I could not let anyone think that it was your idea.
In Jesus’ name,
In His Grace
Aaron said
InHisGrace: You said “evil atheists” Hahaha, you are so gullibale and brainwashed. Please give me any evidence that proves we are evil. It’s actually the religious that do more harm. Religious countries have the hisghest infant mortality rate, homicides, rape, poverty, and illiteracy. You guys have started wars and genocides. You even killed witches thinking they were against God! Wow how ignorant.
Aaron said
You also say “Devil worshipping atheists” WTF? We have NO religion menaing any myth inside of your book is a myth to us. How can we believe in a devil (which is much more powerful than us, making him a higher power, making him a God so to speak)? The devil is in your religion not atheism! You are intellectually deprived.
InHisGrace said
Aaron,
You used our Christian letter “c” six times in your last two posts. There will be HELL to pay.
Am I ignorant and intellectually deprived? Then I’m PROUD TO BE IGNORANT AND INTELLECTUALLY DEPRIVED FOR JESUS!
Aaron, please LOSE your vanity: your intelligence & intellect, and become a Christian (Baptist, of course) before its too late.
InHisGrace
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Amen InHisGrace! Spoken like a true Warrior for God.
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Aaron said
InHisGrace,
You used the atheist letter “a” 21 times in one post! There really is hell to pay huh? If it only existed
I prefere being smart, wealthy, healthy, have equality, morals, and manners rather than being a God believer and being ignorant, poor, mental, and have a screwed up moral compass. You really don’t even know how much you contradicted yourself when you said you would rather be ignorant for Jesus. Do you know the definition of ignorance? No wonder you are religious.
Yes that is the problem “Warriors for God”, that shows you guys are violent and willing to kill over some crazy invisible man you can never prove in your life time.
Why baptist? I mean who’s to say the muslims are right? Or why not catholic? Oh yeah! Your parents were baptist or your grew up around it, because you know very well that you would be muslim if you were born in Iraq.
Aaron said
I am a true atheist, my name has 2 atheist “a”s in it lol. What is wrong with gays? I mean they do nothing to you at all. I am gay, but I feel that you religious people think that what they do behind closed doors is your buisness.
Mod Note: Aaron just because you like it up the poop chute.
Aaron said
WT**UnChristian letter removed**?!? I knew I worte it right the first time, I said I’M *unChristian word removed* GAY. You are very rude cutting off the *unChristian word removed*.
Aaron said
Once again I’m *unChristian word removed* schwul (look it up in a german dictionary).
Aaron said
BECAUSE I LIKE IT UP THE POOP SHUTE!!!! That is completely true to say about all gays.
Aaron said