Told You So!
Posted by tristanjshuddery on August 1, 2007
Nobody likes to hear it, but sometimes it’s gotta be said: Bloggers 4 Brownback… I told you so!
I told you that if you go about exposing hypocrisies, immorality and corruption wherever you see it, folks are not going to appreciate it. I told you that if you try to stand up for Jesus, folks will try to knock you down.
I told you you wouldn’t win any friends by pointing out that one of our presidential candidates is a member of a dangerous cult that denies the primacy of the Holy Bible. I’m pretty sure I also told you that you’d get no thanks for standing up for the rights of unborn children, even when folks who should know better are taking the tainted coins of the abortionists.
Friend, you made exactly the same “mistakes” we at Shelley The Republican’s blog made all those years ago, and as I recall a great many web-saboteurs tried to prevent us from publishing our important stories. Back then there was somebody else who “told me so”. He told me and my fellow writers at STR exactly what would happen if we dared to make a stand:
That person was Jesus Christ – the person who paid the biggest price of all when he stood up for morality.
Our friends at Blogs4Brownback should take reassurance from the fact that the moon-bats are speaking against you. This is proof that you’ve got it right. Jesus is on your side, and the STR team’s prayers go out to Baptists4Brownback, Blogs4Brownback, Every single Brownbacker and above all our future President: Senator Sam.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
Associate Editor, shelleytherepublican.com
Update: The persecution of Sam Brownback continues. Apparently the Liberals have made a mocking video of our next president.
Confused said
… I’m still missing what it is that you just proved….
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Dear Confused,
Our guest author is showing support for our friends at Blogs 4 Brownback who are also being persecuted for their high morals and values.
tristanjshuddery said
“Confused”, Mrs Gaines-Crockett is dead-on in her analysis as usual.
My article was merely intended to remind fellow Brownbackers that Jesus himself predicted that we will suffer when we dare to take a stand for Truth, Christ and Godly values.
Shelly and I have been blogging for a few years, and I think we’ve seen just about every insult and cuss-word known to man in our comments. The liberals and RINOs hate us because we dare to speak the truth.
I wanted to re-assure Mrs Crockett, that we at STR have shared her suffering and are entirely prepared to make a joint-stand for truth and morality. When the liberals attack, do not give in: Fight on.
Tristan
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Billy Bob Neck said
Ma’am, I’m powerfully glad that you allowed Tristan to write such a moving post. I’m only a junior writer on STR but I look up to Tristan for guidance on everything from God to Jesus! And he ain’t no slouch with a computer, neither!
We’re all gonna stand behind God while He trods on sinner’s with his big God feet and leads us to the White House!
God is Love!
BBN
http://www.billybobneck.com
tristanjshuddery said
Heck Billy – you are way too kind and way too modest!
I’ve seen the good work you do, more to the point Jesus has seen the work you do.
Connie Mack said
That was a real nice article Mr. Shuddery. Those liberals are like cock roaches and I wish I had a big can of Raid that I could spray them with. You will be prayed for along with every other good christian I come across.
Warrior Jodie said
I like this tristan he has CLASS! Gracie could leatn a few things from him
Psycheout said
I still find it hard to believe that Romneybots were coming to B4B just because I dared to poke a little fun at the magical underpants.
The title of the post that brought all the critics from a pro-Romney site was:
Blogs 4 Brownback: “Mitt Romney’s magical underwear was not available for comment.”
It has since been deleted.
Thanks for your support, Tristan.
Psycheout said
Oops. Wrong link. It was this one.
Tyler Durden said
“our future President: Senator Sam”
FOX News/Opinion Dynamics Poll
07/17/2007
Rudy Giuliani 27%
John McCain 16%
Fred Thompson 16%
Mitt Romney 9%
Mike Huckabee 3%
Ron Paul 2%
Newt Gingrich 2%
Tom Tancredo 1%
Sam Brownback 1%
Tommy Thompson 1%
Unsure 20%
Other 2%
Unsure 2%
Keep taking the medication Tristan, you’ll be fine in the morning
Helen Bock said
Having also visited blogs 4 Brownback I can confirm that their every comment is viciously attacked by many of the same evildoers that befoul this site. The Lord must certainly be with Sisyphus and Psycheout to enable them to continue their work amid this flood of venom.
McGregor said
McGregor said
scourges too if you think that will help
Tyler Durden said
Unbelievable!!!!!!!! Brownback just called it quits LIVE on FoxNews:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/12225/youdecide2008/brownbackquits.html
Adam Nelson said
Tyler, your link is broken and Google shows nothing. Do you have any solid articles?
Lyssie said
He’s been posting that link all over our site as well. When I clicked on it, it loaded some sort of “drive cleaner” popup. If you’ve clicked the link, you should run your antivirus program. It appears that Tyler might be trying to sabotage the computers of Brownback supporters.
Adam Nelson said
Lyssie, the link actually takes you to Fox News. I doubt that there is malicious software there.
Psycheout said
Re: the update. I have balanced Brownback Girl with Giuliani Girl.
WhoDat said
Gentle Lyssie,
BEWARE!!! Do not follow any ‘link’ these heathens put up, it will no doubt lead to some filthy porno filled site, full of sodomy, fisting, Salad Tossing, Hot Carls, and such, like all the LIEberal, unsaved, sinners sites are.
Praise.
Adam Nelson said
Hot Carls? I think you know more than you let on, Who Dat.
How come everything comes down to gay porn with you guys? You need to get your minds out of the homosexual gutter.
WhoDat said
Hmmmmm. Adam, I didn’t say ‘gay’ porn you did.
Interesting.
Adam Nelson said
Yes you did. The first thing you said was “full of sodomy”. Nice try, but no cigar.
WhoDat said
Dearest Adam,
You may want to hit a dictionary and look up ’sodomy’. Tisn’t just a thing for ‘the gays’, though I understand why some would be confused.
ZakForChrist said
Clearly these evil sodomites and liberals are persecuting us and hating the US. I remember the pain I felt as a child when they mocked and ridiculed me as I warned of the apocalypse! But be strong! Jesus will bring veneration and damnation to the unsaved.
In God’s Love
ZakForChrist said
oops. i mean vindication to the faithful and damnation to those who oppose His will.
Psycheout said
Ha ha ha, Adam is an ignorant sodomite!
Psycheout said
FYI Adam: sodomy is non-procreative sexual acts (from mouth sex to hot Karls and including, but not limited to, the dirty sanchez, cleveland steamer, hot lunch, rusty trombone, abe lincoln, angry pirate, chili dog, donkey punch, birmingham booty call, blumpkin, angry dragon, pink sock, strawberry shortcake, cherry cream pie, cincinatti bowtie, dump truck, hot lips houlahan, jona and the whale and other disgusting acts too depraved to identify by name). There is no end to the depravity of liberal sodomites, such as yourself.
I apologize if I have offended anyone of pure moral values. But sometimes the truth must be spoken aloud, even when it is thoroughly disgusting.
Do not look up these seemingly innocent terms. The definitions would make even the crudest of sailors blush.
WhoDat said
Blessed Psyceout,
Thank you so much for helping to expain ’sodomy’ to poor, deluded, young Adam. Though telling him about some of these behaviors (especially the Angry Pirate and Dirty Sanchez) is likely to send him into a satan fueled sexual frenzy, from which he may never recover.
We should pray.
Dear Lord
If you have a moment to attend to dear Adam….
Please do not allow poor Adam to ask a cabbie in NYC where to get a ‘Hot Karl’ or ‘Strawberry Shortcake’ as he may be terribly surprised at the outcome of the request!
But if you Lord are too busy punishing other horrible sinners to waste your time assisting this sundry heathen, we understand totally.
Amen.
Psycheout said
Adam probably prefers a glass bottom boat anyway.
McGregor said
gild thyselves Brothers and Sisters and buckle on the Sword of the Lord…hold the shaft strong and firm and feel its power vibrate up your God strengthened arms.
When these sinners and uncleansed souls saw the firey light of Salvation….of God given and Jesus inspired SALVATION….then
these scurrilous knaves would cower in dread and their empty threats fall empty and non threatening
Praise BE
McGregor said
Psycheout….Praise be
we can be certain it is concerning bottoms….at any rate
Basking in the love of the Lord
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/2007/08/02/ten-commandment-thursday-sinner-post-thy-transgressions/
Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader said
I believe Tristan has the gift of discernment too. I join him in praying for those who hate us beacuse we are saved and they are going straight to hell.
Adam Nelson said
Wow, this is a truly surreal post. Psycheout, what’s with you an all these ridiculous sexual styles? I don’t even know what most of them are. Where do you get this stuff from?
BaptistBot said
http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/2007/08/05/lying-liberals-rotten-rinos-and-the-msm-they-support/