Update: Some kilt-wearing men might be heterosexual after all
Posted by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett on July 30, 2007
Dear Angry Kilt-Wearing Men,
Obviously, many of you feel very strongly about your right to wear “kilts” based on the responses as seen in the post titled: The Sissification of Seattle. Regardless of how foolish a man looks in a skirt, I have spoken to several of your women via email who have convinced me that they believe you to be completely heterosexual. Having faith that a percentage of women, albeit a small one, possess the intuition to discern whether her husband is not taking her for a fool, and not out having abominable same-sex relations, I will agree to believe that some of you are not sodomites. That said, there arises an equally as disturbing of an issues, if you are not in fact a homosexual then why would you want to wear a skirt, or kilt if you will. The only rational conclusion I can come up with is that the freedom of not having slacks with sippers and belts, grants you easy access for spontaneous fornication. Providing that all intimate relations occur solely between yourself and your legal wife, this may not be a mortal sin, as is the sin of sodomy. However, this opens the door to instances of carnality that lay outside of the golden rule: Sexual relations between a man and his wife are for procreation, not recreation. Additionally, there is the problem of what does a man wear beneath his “kilt” which would deter him from self-abuse and abnormal excitability.
As you can see, the heterosexual man is also at great of risk for sinning, though perhaps not as frequently or with the promiscuity of the sodomite. I welcome all rational and reasonable input on this matter. Brother Davis, our outreach minister and Resident Pastor, Tobin Maker, D.D. have been asked to preside over the discussion in part to keep it clean and biblical in nature. References to your manhood and/or matrimonial sexual escapades will not be tolerated.
Thanking you in advance for your acceptance of my apology and for your complete cooperation in keeping this discussion clean and in impeccably good taste.
YIC,
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett
BURNS! said
Apology not accepted Missy!
-BURNS!
BURNS! said
Tell the people It’s all a farce!
-BURNS!
WhoDat said
Burns, I am confused, are you saying that it is a farce that some kilt wearing men are not gay?
I am said
Yeah sounds like you didn’t get all of the “you’re so wise’s” and your trying to make amends…………………sorry no dice.
alba go braugh
Hil2008 said
If “Sexual relations between a man and his wife are for procreation, not recreation,” then why is sex so fun?
BURNS! said
No no no the whole site is a farce.
Like Betty Bowers.
-BURNS!
La Mona said
Sex is not just for procreation….that’s a side-effect if you will. Tell me Crockett, have you read Song of Solomon yet?
Mod note: La Mona dear, we are having an “adult only” discussion regarding things that you are far too young to be concerning yourself with. If you like, I can direct you to a Christian teen chat where you can discuss things more age appropriate.
Hil2008 said
I’m off for the rest of the night now. I have to go to work – on the pole from 7-1! God bless!
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Dear Hil2008,
Sexual relations are not intended to be fun. Should you find yourself enjoying your spousal obligations then I suggest that you contact your minister post haste lest you turn into a whore.
Dear Whodat,
After spending the afternoon in prayer over this matter, the Lord came to me and assured me that the sin of kilt wearing is less grievous for the heterosexual than for the sodomite. It is however still a fashion disaster and an invitation for carnal pleasure aside from that leading to proliferation. We must continue to minister to and educate these men, no matter how foul and unconscionable the act of effeminate dressing may be.
WhoDat said
Mrs GC,
You are so thoughtful, tolerant, forgiving and charitable it is certainly something these heathens should aspire to. Though personally I still feel that men wearing skirts/dresses can bring nothing but sin, fornication, masturbation, etc. be it hetero or homo. Next thing you know these sheMales will be wearing bras and other dainty ‘lady part’ coverings.
God bless.
La Mona said
Mod Note: Some of the people here claim to have wives younger than I. Also, to hide sex (in other words leave a person ignorant to it) until marriage, or whatever is your magic number for someone to discuss in this conversation is irresponsible. If one is naive with sex then one is easily taken advantage of. For one to be educated in sex (know it’s purpose, power, and the basic psychology behind…that doesn’t mean active) is to be better prepared for the world that would pervert it, and for making your own decisions about it. If you’d like you can answer my question and we can get on with the conversation. Because sex as pleasure is Godly. Shall I explain?
Again, have you read/acknowledge the existence of Song of Solomon?
WhoDat said
La Mona,
I fail to see what that has to do with the theme of this post, men who cross dress in rather unattractive, out of style, plaid.
Nice to see you though dear. School start yet?
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Dear Whodat,
I have come across some shocking photos of just such a thing. After I had found a quiet place to vomit I immediately began praying for them. Even more gruesome is the number of homosexuals who infiltrate the heterosexual Scottish bands and traditional simply to take what is called “up skirt” shots with their shoe cameras or to catch a peek with show mirrors and then post this filth on the internet.
The depth of depravity that I have seen as a result from doing research for this article is appalling. We must never cease in our efforts to bring these men to the feet of the Lord with humble atonement.
Adam Nelson said
This post is so masturbatory it’s no even funny. Oh wait, yes it is.
La Mona said
“Sexual relations between a man and his wife are for procreation, not recreation.”
That’s what I’m talking about WhoDat. It’s up there in the blog-starter up at the top. Also, those men wearing the kilts are not cross-dressing. That’s like saying that a girl wearing pants cut for the female body–made for a FEMALE–is cross-dressing. And no, school has not started.
Crockett, you haven’t answered me. Have you read Song of Solomon or not?
WhoDat said
Mrs GC,
You are so right! And if goes for the gals as well. I could NOT believe my eyes the other day, I passed a young woman in PATENT LEATHER SHOES, wearing a SKORT (kind of a skirt thing)!!! I started to pray for her soul on the spot. It is bad enough that we good Christians (Republican Baptists) must police these sinners morals (for their own good), but their fashion as well? The rapture can not come soon enough.
WhoDat said
Lord La Mona,
Now you suggest that women should run about dressed like men? What on earth are they teaching you in that liberal public school? Do you have to pledge your soul to the devil as well?
You poor child.
Sister Anita Biday said
Cross-dressing is an abomination, whether it’s men wearing dresses (or kilts or those flowing, chiffon dresses that the leader of the Whore of Babylon wears to his “Masses”) or women wearing pants (Deuteronomy 22:5).
Further, men are forbidden from having long hair as it is a “shame to them” (that means you, too, Fabio!). I inquired from my pastor as to exactly how long a hair had to be before it was shameful, and he stated that although he didn’t have a precise measurement, if it was long enough to braid, it was shameful in the eyes of the Lord.
I’m assuming this applies towards balding men who grow the sides long for that “comb-over” look, but I’m not certain. Thanks once again for a very relevant post, Sister Taffy!
SPOILER said
WhoDat,
You do realize that I SKORT is shorts with a flap in front to make it look like a skirt? It’s what my grandmother used to make me for Easter Sunday so that I could play in the yard after church, before dinner was ready. Rest assured, the young woman’s modesty was most likely more than maintained.
WhoDat said
Spoiler,
Your grandmother dressed you as a girl? You poor boy. No wonder you are so mixed up.
SPOILER said
Very funny. No, I am female. I was just not a “sit still and look pretty” kind of kid growing up. It took some time for my grandma to figure out how to make me look appropriate and still be comfortable, but the skort was a good compromise.
A little off kilter said
Mrs. TDGC,
I might be interesting that when you do “bring these men to the feet of the Lord” to note what the good Lord is wearing. I suspect you might be shocked at what you see. from the angle you’ll be at, try not to stare.
La Mona said
Oh, so I suppose that pants cut for a woman’s body shape should be worn by men? That’s a little twisted.
And it’s a public school…most of which is online for me. And we pledge the flag (as in the American flag.) And they don’t teach us fashion there. We learn English, Math, Science, History, Lit., Spanish, Band, Art, etc, etc. Sorry, no cults.
SPOILER said
ROTFLMAO
WhoDat said
My apologies. As long as the ’skort’ was covering your knees I feel sure it was nice and appropriate.
As for ’sitting and looking pretty’ I know that isn’t possible for some gals, the ugly ones to be sure, but just remember it is best for a lady to be ’seen and not heard’ even if she has the voice of a shrew and the face of a bull dogge. Not that you do. Of course.
SPOILER said
If it is best for a lady to be seen and not heard, then I am wondering what your honest opinion of Mrs. TDGC posting on this site, and Grace being the moderator. To take your point to the extreme, the only voices heard/read on this site should be men. Women should merely be lurking in the background, reading the thoughts of the men.
SPOILER said
That was a legitimate question. I’m not trying to be facetious.
SPOILER said
How is it possible for one little question to end a whole discussion? I merely pointed out what I saw was an inconsistency on the site.
Sen. David Vitter REP. La. said
Sister Gaines-Crockett, I have come to the sad but non -condemning conclusion that you are not only dumb as a brick but and that you are also a pitiful excuse for a Christian, a Baptist, and a Republican. Senator Brownback must be wincing in pain in his realization that a shrill and unholy shrew such as yourself has burrowed into and hijacked his holy crusade to become the next duly elected President of these United States.
I am appalled at your scurrilous attacks upon the manhood and integrity of Scottish men and upon their long and proud and manly tradition of wearing kilts. Scotch men and women are just about noblest people upon this planet.
You madam are a self-righteous hag. You should be sentenced to live these next 18 months in the White House under the same roof with the bisexual President of the United States George W. Bush and his mousey little wife. I declare a pox upon you.
Adam Nelson said
WhoDat, you’re just an unnecessarily cruel person. I feel very sorry for the fact that you need to take underhanded jabs at people to feel good about yourself. Especially on a faceless online forum. How very sad.
SPOILER said
I’m with you on that one, Adam.
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Dear Sen. David Litter,
You, sir, are little more than a RINO with morals no better than Hillary Clinton. The two of you belong together in fact, like flies on manure. You stink and she associates with poop, a match made in Hell.
Kindly take your pseudo-conservative rear end out the same door whence you entered. You’ll not use this good people of this Christian forum to try to rebuild your bankrupt reputation, you reprobate. You stand rebuked, sir.
Lazarus said
Since when were you ever a good Christian Mrs. Crockett.
SPOILER said
Mrs. Crockett,
You seem to be a good, Christian woman. May I inquire as to why you chose to hyphenate your last name when you married? It seems to me that the right thing to do would have been to drop your maiden name and use your husband’s last name. Whay kind of example is that setting for your children?
La Mona said
Crockett, still no answer for me? Have you read the book in the Bible that I mentioned or not?
Legitimate questions usually do that here Spoiler.
SPOILER said
So I’ve noticed. La Mona, it’s a shame I’m not still in high school. I didn’t know nearly enough people as smart or open-minded as you. I thought I was the only one who thought this way.
Sen. David Vitter REP. La. said
You, Sister Gaines Crockett, are the Paris Hilton of the Brownback presidential campaign. You must also be quite anal-retentive for that’s where your thoughts lie and your heart is.
Lazarus said
And answer La Mona’s question. Have you ever read Song of Solomon? Heck have you even read the New Testament. Jesus said multiple times that a man should cleave from his parents and become one flesh with his wife. That doesn’t sound like what you spew when you talk about sex. Instead it seems you manage to find a hidden verse thats says you can only have sex with your wife when it is time to make a baby.
Adam Nelson said
Nobody stands rebuked from you, Gaines-Crockett, not only are you an appallingly evil woman, but you’re not even a conservative. All of your political issues are fascist.
SPOILER said
Oh, Adam, that’s not true! I’ve been rebuked and wished to hell. I’m crying on the inside, I swear. hehehehehe
La Mona said
Spoiler: Thanks, I’m lucky enough that I have quite a few friends that think as I do. (as in people that go to school to *gasp* learn.)
Adam: Heehee….Nazis.
Laz: I would love to see the verse in which it states Crockett’s view here.
Sen.: Paris Hilton? I was thinking Hitler-ish.
Adam Nelson said
La Mona, we’ve always got your back. Not just out of friendship, but because people like Gaines-Crockett are so appallingly wrong on any issue that by default I’m on your side.
SPOILER said
So now there are 2 questions (on this entry alone) that have been posed to Mrs. Crockett that she’s avoiding. I think we should keep a running tally from here on out.
SPOILER said
And now I’m watching Bart Simpson leading a church revival. Somehow, this seems fitting to me.
La Mona said
Thanks Adam it’s appreciated. I know that you, Confused, and I (and prolly Spoiler here) have different stances/beliefs on some things (political ideology, “religion”, and whatnot), but that doesn’t keep us from being civil with each other. …and really, as far as I’m concerned that’s the point of democracy and freedom of expression.
But that’s not to leave out Ninja, Laz, or 007….but you guys know me, so you previously made agreements to be civil with me by being my friends, lol.
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Dear La Mona,
You, young lady, have no business reading that particular Book of the OT without a parent present. Some things are simply too advanced emotionally, even for someone of your “indisputable genius”. I have read the entire Bible 13 times for your information, so yes, I have read the Song of Solomon but I shan’t discuss it with a minor child.
Dear Spolier,
My late Grand mother, Georgia Sue Gaines was my primary caretaker after my parents passed tragically while I was still very young. In her honor and loving memory my own husband, Daniel, suggested that I keep her legacy alive in my signature. That, my dear, is the kind of wonderful husband that every Christian woman should aspire to have.
Ridiculed and Scorned Senator Litter,
Do not address me ever again. I want no association whatsoever with trash such as yourself. You have shamed the GOP, your loving wife, and your constituents. May God have mercy on your shallow, dark, soul.
Adam,
Have you been into Jodie’s poison? I had thought there was a mutual agreement for us to begin anew with a spirit of harmony.
Now, I would like to wish everyone, even you La Mona and Adam, a blessed evening. I have things to attend to before retiring for the evening and will be logging off now.
Lazarus said
Yes I agree. Any post from now on, if someone asks Mrs. Crockett a question and she doesn’t answer one tally. But who is going to keep count? Oh well two will grow into twenty by next week.
Lazarus said
Okay now back to one question/request. Where does it say that sex between man and wife should be unpleasurable and only for baby making?
SPOILER said
I questioned that during our “Family Values” class at my Catholic elementary school. It was the Church-sanctioned version of sex-ed, in which they tried to scare us into abstinence, while telling us the bare minimum about AIDS and how to prevent it. It was always explained to me that sex was something that happened when a man and a woman loved each other so much that they wanted to get married and share themselves fully. It is a more complete expression of that love.
To me, as an “adult,” it seems to me that love cannot be expressed too often. And what happens if a woman or a man is physically incapable of having children? Do they not deserve the reward of a loving relationship?
These things never really made much sense to me. This is why I’m now a lapsed Catholic looking for something else that actually makes sense to me. Clearly, this version of Christianity isn’t it.
Sen. David Vitter REP. La. said
Mr. Adam Nelson-
Adam is such an inspiring name. You must be Scotch. In an earlier comment you said that this column is both masturbatory and funny. You’re so right.! Now as I LMAO I must hurry and fetch the Kleenex for the SURGE is on the way. Oops. There’s really nothing more exciting than these sudden Unplanned Sexual Events.
La Mona said
Crockett, if you have read that book of the Bible how can you state that sex is only for making a baby? No business reading? I think not! As a teen, one should know its purpose, its power, its place….in a world that is so into sexual perversions as you say, how can you deny someone the view of sex that is biblically correct? I easily speak at your level and beyond, try me. Technically I’m not a minor on the subject of sex anymore. (In my state you must be 17 to consent, therefore, if I’m old enough to consent then am I not too old enough to discuss–btw, I have no intention of having sex until marriage. I know the psychology behind it all, and it’s God-given purpose and I’m not in for tearing myself up emotionally, or taking that chance, for a quick fix. But that’s my view on it.)
Also, you do not know what “too advanced emotionally” would be for me in the first place. I am more than capable of this conversation. Stop running. (as in when you return, talk.)
Sister Anita Biday said
SPOILER asks: “What happens if a man or a woman is physically incapable of having children?”
Unfortunately, Spoiler, it is obvious you have never cracked open a Bible, but you should before the Lord cracks your spine!
1 Timothy 2:11-15: “And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.”
Clearly, because Eve ate that darned apple, our only hope is to bear children, and if it’s in the Bible, it’s true, Period!
WhoDat said
I said NOTHING unkind or cruel. I have no idea if spoiler is a hideously ugly woman, I was simply stating that is is difficult for the ugly gals to ’sit and look pretty’ that is simply a fact. Like one wouldn’t want my half wit brother to be in a think tank.
You people see ‘evil’ in the most harmless comments.
God bless.
Adam Nelson said
Ok, WhoDat, let’s play the game by your rules. It is often difficult for the extremely religious right to be either logical, civil or even intelligent. Also, education is inversely proportional to religious people. Both facts.
Adam Nelson said
And I volunteer myself for the Gaines-Crockett dodged question tally. We will start the count at two, though we all know that there have been many instances previously.
2!!
KIlted Eric said
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett
I would love to have Tobin Maker give me a call. We could have a nice chat. If you email me, you know the address, we could exchange numbers.
By the way, 188 comments must feel pretty good, of course being that almost all of them countered everything you said, that must feel kinda cruddy. You also made top post on wordpress.com.
I understand the you are Unoffical to Sam Brownback, but I just wanted Him to have the old heads up, you know keep an eye on his flock.
I also let the Real Sen. David Vitter know someone is using His name. Of course you have everybodys IPS address so you could assist Him in tracking down the imposter. I mean, if I were a Senator, I don’t think I would want someone slandering my name, unless it was a clear use of satire. Thats different.
Back on the Sissy article your friend, Warrior Jodie wrote “You got no idea the can of worms you open when you mess with Mrs. Crockett let me tell YOU!”
Now where is that can o’ worms?
KIlted Eric said
Oh …. wow you finally found the moderate comments button. It would much easier for you to spread your message with out comments at all.
WhoDat said
Hmmmm. Adam, So considering your grasp on ‘facts’, for instance that the ‘Manhattan Project’ was named that because it was in Manhattan ?? Even though it was born of a famed scientists from University of Chicago, Oxford (in ENGLAND) and many other places including Univ of Tenn. and it was mainly researched and completed to fruition in Los Alamos, NM??? You have the heads up on ‘facts’?
Ok.
Confused said
Hey! Speaking of homosexuality, my dear brother offered to sleep with whomever necessary in order for me to get a dorm room in college. He’s so sweet.
Anyway…
men are forbidden from having long hair as it is a “shame to them”
Ummm… Every image of Jesus I’ve ever seen had long hippie hair.
And Crockett, I have a question… how many kids do you have and how many times have you had sex with your husband? I’ll allow you a total of five sexual encounters more that you have children, to adjust for the stages of trying to get pregnant. So Crockett… do you and your husband ONLY have sex when you want a baby? You’ve never done it for fun? Do you enjoy it? Have you ever enjoyed it? Come on, you can tell us. Admit it. You like it. It feels good.
And don’t try to accuse me of being a slut, I’ve never even kissed anyone.
Oh My Lord!! said
Oh, dear Adam. Lets count you among those who couldn’t find sarcasm and satire with both hands and a flashlight. Though watching you make a fool out of yourself by ‘fighting’ with infamous satirists in front of an audience who actually is familliar with their work is really quite amusing. Sadly no matter how many folks have attempted to warn you and a few others, you still can not see it.
WhoDat said
Confused,
I am soooo proud that you haven’t given into slutty ways. I don’t know if you saw my prior comments, but I have a single brother who would love a chaste gal like you, as he is 45 and never kissed a girl either. He is a bit of a simpleton, but that shouldn’t matter as he is still male and even with his ‘disability’ he would have no issue handling a mere female. You seem a nice girl and it could be a good match. Just something to mull over. Oh and he is darn handsome, in his own way. He is also very good at seperating screws from nails, and assembling cardboard boxes. A real catch.
A little off kilter said
I’m betting Confused is more likely to be drawn to a real man. You know the kind that wears a kilt.
Helen Bock said
Miss Confused,
I don’t know how you were raised but I was taught that it is quite impolite to question someone about sex.
La Mona,
As you are not adult or married any reference to sex is inappropriate. Save yourself for marriage and discuss these matters with your husband then.
Adam Nelson,
Shall we also keep track of how many fatuous, inane, blasphemous, or plainly false comments you make?
WhoDat said
My dear, ever so slightly retarded, brother would NEVER wear a kilt/dress/panties or any of that nonsense. We dress him in the mornings and wouldn’t allow that for a second. He wears proper slacks, grown up underpants, and a manly shirt. I think Confused or any gal would be lucky to get a ’stud’ like him.
I hope it wasn’t boastfull or sinful to call him a ’stud’.
Praise be!
KIlted Eric said
Are my comments being blocked still? Just wondering?
Confused said
Nope, we see you, Eric.
WhoDat, that bit about the screws and nails just about made me soil myself laughing… Sorry, I’m not interested in your 45 year old brother, as I’m only 18. I’m just so sheltered because I’m a nerd with too many guy friends. All of the guys I know think of me as either a little sister or a guy with bosoms. That and the only lad I thought worthy of me was a horrible horrible person who made me feel like a moron for about five years.
Adam Nelson said
Ugh. Oh My Lord, I am perfectly aware that this site is a psrodt. I just like having fun with these folks.
ru people so clueless said
I bet the writers could post the alphabet and some fringe group of society would get pissed off about it. That is the beauty of this blog.
A little off kilter said
Dear WhoDat, as a man, and a kilted one at that I find it offensive that you refer to one of my brothers(unkilted) no matter how mentally challanged as a “stud”. The insinuation is to convert Confused from a filly to a mare via your bother is beyond disgust, dropping this conversation to the animal level is simply unacceptable. Your apologies to your brother, Confused and men (kilted and not) are in order. I await your reply.
Confused said
“From a filly to a mare”? I have too much self-respect to give up my moral code over some “stud,” grown-up underpants or not. I don’t think WhoDat is going to wreck me, especially because WHODAT IS THE ULTIMATE PRANKSTER. WhoDat is completely sarcastic. He’s hilarious… I only with I could master that subtlety.
WhoDat said
I would NEVER suggest that Confused enter a non-Christian (republican Baptist) relationship out of wedlock, I just thought that as a ’smart gal’(rare as ladies go) she could be on par with my ’special’ brother and they could have a happy marriage, she seems so interested in being ‘equal’ and all. I would never disparage the dear girl. She is a rare breed after all.
A little off kilter said
“I have to much self-respect to give up my moral code over to some “stud.”" Although your self restraint is intensly admirable, I suspect you don’t know many kilted men. Although “stud” and “kilted” are not synonymous in many minds. Women of substance, breeding and self confidence are likely to find the two words slipping past their lips at the same time.
democommie said
Dearest Sister Daffy:
You have got to be strong in the spirit to stand up to these people the way you have done. But, if you’ve got a minute or six, you might want to help out a sister in need,
Sister Janet Folger of Faith2Acion(sic). She’s being hammered by the liebruls just for saying what everybody over here already knows, that slavery and racism are not just condoned but, rather commanded, by the word of GOD. Our brother in Christ, Jesus General has the skinny.
Senaturd Vitter:
Let me see if I can say this is such a way that you will get the message on the first pass; I think you’re saying that Taffy’s some sort of bitch; well, keep it up and I’ll come over there and show you what “bitch” means in my neck of the woods, dirtbag. I’d slap you silly, but your wife said (while we were relaxing last night) that you’re already there. Don’t mess with my spiritual muse, less of course you wanna be a spirit your own sweet self.
WhoDat said
Oh and ‘off kilter’ I consider it a compliment to my dear brother to refer to him as a ’stud’ and I mean no offense to animials at all, poor fella can’t help the drooling and chasing rabbits (and Rabbis for that matter, but who doesn’t?? lol!!!!). He eats weeds, often dificates outside, rolls in dirt, in fact he is closer to nature than many of us ever will be; it is refreshing. We should all be so blessed.
walt said
Men wearing pants are the cross dressers because pants were first made for women to keep their modesty.
Learn your history.
A little off kilter said
Dear WhoDat, it sounds like your brother might be ready for a Utilikilt Survival model. It’s great for working outside, and getting in touch with nature as you suggest. Here’s the link http://www.utilikilts.com/index.php?page_id=31 I’m sure we can improve his IQ by a couple dozen points just by getting him fitted correctly.
If he’s going to be a “stud” let’s at least put the odds in his favor a little.
WhoDat said
Walt,
The only reason women ever wore ‘pantaloons’ of any kind is to cover up their ‘montly sin’. I am still amazed at how many men now days actually allow their women to stay in the house during their monthly filthyness. My dear wife stays in a cot in the garage, don’t get all bent out of shape, I am a modern man and have a space heater and blankets out there for her during the cooler months.
Confused said
…she seems so interested in being ‘equal’ and all
Hey! I’m a very intelligent person!
…and modest, too!
Hey, I love a man in a kilt. As I said earlier, real men wear kilts.
A little off kilter said
WhoDat, oddly enough I think you’ll find a kilt may be perfect for you. One of the upsides is that all women (even Confused I suspect) find a man in a kilt VERY attractive. The ease of fornication means you can keep your woman in a “family way” almost constantly. This dramatically cuts the cost for heating the garage, not to mention the additional dependent tax deduction.
Confused said
Man, I just realized something… I was a costumer in theater for about four years, and I have damned several people to hell. In As You Like It, I costumed men in tunics and tights, as well as dressing Silvius in a shepard’s robe. In Pirates of Penzance I dressed the Modern Major General in a night gown for the second act. In My Favorite Year I dressed the girls playing the King Kaiser’s Comedy Cavalcade dancers in fringed leotard outfits. Is it their fault or mine that they’re going to hell? I mean, I made the outfits, but they’re the ones who wore them.
WhoDat said
Confused,
Of course you are intelligent and I have the utmost respect for you, for a woman… which is why I thought you might like being in an ‘equal’ relationship with my simpleton brother, I figured that a feministy type person such as yourself would appreciate the suggestion. You know me, no offense intended, of course, gentle lamb. Not to mention I would adore you as a sister-in-law, you sound like you would be a good cook. Can you keep a home clean?
Glory!
A little off kilter said
I wear a kilt, I’ll say “hey” to them in hell for you. Don’t sweat it.
WhoDat said
Off Kilter,
SSSSinner!!!
Sister Anita Biday said
Sister Taffy! I had no idea that you wrote to our dear friends at Westboro Baptist Church! Your letter is here: http://www.godhatesfags.com/featured/dearmargie/2007/20070706_DearMargie32.pdf
Praise God for our beloved brethren in the Lord Jesus!
Confused said
…you sound like you would be a good cook. Can you keep a home clean?
Can I ever! I love cleaning, and I’m a fabulous cook. I had to take over all of that when I was about 13 when my mom got hurt. One of my favorite things to do is mop floors. I don’t know why, but making a floor spotless is very satisfying for me. I have some weird OCD tendencies like that, I guess. Yeah, so, I’m not that “feminist-y.” I’m a stereotypical 50’s housewife in some ways, I just feel that I deserve respect as well.
Off Kilter- Don’t worry, I’ll be there to say hello to them too. How many sins have I committed within the last five minutes? Well, pride is a sin, and I was just boastful, I’m an atheist, I said I thought kilts were manly, and I just took the lord’s name in vain for the umpteenth time after I stubbed my toe.
WhoDat said
Of course you deserve respect, as do all good (republican baptist)women who know their place. Dinner on the table ON TIME, clean house for your lord and master husband, general silence unless spoken to, total obediance, and all of the other gifts a woman can give her man. Understanding that, you my dear will make a good wife someday. But your penchant for men in dresses worries me, it is a teeny step away from you going all out lesbo. Beware my lamb. Wouldn’t want a full on rebuke from Mrs GC now would you.
Good to know you cook and clean, that is paramount for the females.
Confused said
WhoDat, you’re the best. Really, according to this Baptist logic, I’d make a terrible wife. I’m an atheist and I’m not “obedient.” I’m not belligerent, but I’m not obsequious either.
Kilted in Wisconsin said
“Additionally, there is the problem of what does a man wear beneath his “kilt””
If you must know, my boots.
Lori said
I have some great videos & pictures of men in kilts being great role models. Some of them even defend our country. I don’t suppose you want to put those up for people to see? So much for any tolerance in religion. Don’t worry, I wasn’t fooling myself that there was any anyway.
Kudzu said
I wear lipstick beneath my kilt, it’s not self applied.
WhoDat said
Kuduz,
You shouldn’t use lipstick for female ‘freshness’, I don’t think that is a healthy/sanitary way to care for or ‘primp’ the vaJayJay.
miss007 said
WhoDat,
Is your own wife really as braindead as to ACTUALLY do all the things you just listed. I am sorry that you have such a close-minded view upon the world that you really believe all that. Apparently you have not had a good childhood, otherwise, you wouldn’t be this mentally traumatised.
WhoDat said
Confused,
I am sure you would make a fantastic wife, you seem to have a grasp on things that escape others. Plus, and most importantly you have the capacity to learn. Things that any good woman should be able to do.
Dear lamb. Glory!!
The Ninja said
WhoDat,
any woman who would even think to do all the things you just listed would not be a wife but a slave!
God did not create a woman to be a slave but to be a loving helper equal to all man.
That being said, I would clean the house and make dinner for the man I loved, but not becaused I feel forced to but because I would really truly love him.
Yeah, I feel sad for your wife.
miss007 said
Ninja,
I couldn’t cook for my hubby, you of all people would know that. HAHA!! He would never let me in the kitchen!
WhoDat said
Oh heavens are all of you little sinners school friends?
We can direct you to a site more geared to your age. Like the TeleTub Creatures or whatever you kids watch these days, I think that other than certain youngins like Confused, this place may be spiritually over your head. Plus folks like that June use very ADULT language.
The Ninja said
Miss007,
In your case the man you truly love must be the master of the kitchen!
Unless, he’s a pyro manic then he would let you have at it!
The Ninja said
WhoDat,
This site is in no way “spirtually” over my head.
Infact, I find nothing spirtual about this site.
People like you, Crockett, and other people that claimed to be Christians like this are one of the main reasons why I went through most of my life as an agnostic.
However, I got lucky and found a loving church,a great group of friends, and people who really do represent Jesus.
Wow, and the language is nothing we wouldn’t hear walking down the street everyday!
miss007 said
Ninja,
Haha, yeeaa….FIRE!
WhoDat,
You would be surprised at how mature “children” today really are. But then you wouldn’t know would you? Because you are too busy controlling your wife and ranting on about your psychotic beliefs to even have a conversation with a teen of the modern day.
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
miss007,
What you don’t seem to realize is a true Christian lady voluntarily submits to her husband in all matters, as the Bible (KJV 1611) demands.
And what you refer to as maturity in today’s teenagers is really corruption, brought about by our Godless media and liberal Hollyweird values.
Do not be mistaken, miss007; it gives me no pleasure to rebuke you.
miss007 said
Racist Pastor dude,
See the corruption in your own eyes there? Everything that doesn’t fit into your version of rightness is immediately filed into the SATAN folder. Learn to open your eyes and talk to other mentally healthy people.
The Ninja said
Wow,
Mr. Racist Pastor Dude what about the teenagers that don’t listen to the media and Hollowood?
I guess we’re all just forgotton about.
Also, Miss007 is right everything you don’t agree is just SATAN!
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
miss007,
Your accusation of racism on my part is patently ludicrous and hurtful. Three of my household staff are philippinas, and they are perfectly happy and satisfied in my employ.
I do not even laugh at their “tagalog” jibber-jabber when they speak it in my presence.
And it is not I alone who file your foul and venomous thoughts and actions in the “satan folder” (you’ll notiice that unlike you, I do not honor lucifer with upper case letters).
Jesus Christ Himself is watching you and taking notes, mark thee well!
I take my instruction from God’s guidebook–THE HOLY BIBLE.
The Scotsman. said
i am appauled. its celtic and gaelic heritage, from thousands of years ago. im 31, i live in glasgow scotland, and you americans have both made the kilt and broken it…and those who say it is a sin are breaking it. its our sacred and noble heritage, and if you dont like it then dont say a word about it. by the way, did jesus wear pants and have short, parted hair? i highly doubt it. and why did god make sex pleasurable then? its not only for procreation, but a way to express love. there is a sacredness in this act that should be held higher than any other. im ashamed to have even heard about this article.
miss007 said
Racist Pastor dude,
When I typed the word satan, I was refering to it as a label on your folder. It’s not my fault you, like WhoDat, has no common sense. And the only reason you do not laugh is because you are too self involved to pay attention. And you type about yourself as if you are also holy. “In my presence”…Psht, the only reason they’re talking in their language is because they’re talking ABOUT you.
The Ninja said
Well,
Mr. Pastor Dude I take my instruction from The Holy Bible ever.
For your information, typing SATAN in upper case letters gives no honor to him what so ever.
Now, living you life for him and running around screaming, “HAIL SATAN.” that would give him some honor.
You call their language “tagalog” instead of giving it a proper name.
Hhhmmm, so what names do you have for Spanish,German, and any other people that speak a different language than you do?
Miss007, is an awesome Christian by the way.
and I would know this.
miss007 said
Hhhmmm, if you people think that typing satan in upper case letters is bad, then what do you think of Marilyn Manson?
WhoDat said
Dearest Kind Pastor Tobin,
These children should probably be ignored, they seem to be ‘friends’ as much as possible for heathens, and trying to ‘gang bang’ this kind, christian, loving blog. I fear they wouldn’t get the true message of this site if you wacked them upside the head with a King James bible, repeatedly.
Yours in the glory!
WhoDat said
Miss007,
I thought Marylin Manson was a very handsome woman, though that blonde hair and whorey dressing was alarming. She was even in a cross-dressing film called ‘Some Like it Hot’, but she turned them straight in the end. It is rather racy, so you should only watch it with your parents present. Poor woman couldn’t sing a note to save her life, unlike the FABULOUS Liza Minelli or Judy Garland.
The Scotsman. said
it seems as though a certain group of people are avoiding my post…care to take on an adult if the younger ones are alittle too much for you to handle? id wager (dont even try to get me for saying that) im alittle slower than the younger generation, you may find me to be easier prey. maybe.
The Scotsman. said
oh, and whodat, i think youre talking about marylin monroe..haha, messed up alittle there. thought id catch you before you fell too hard.
The Ninja said
Manson, though I do not like what he stands for is a genius.
I mean come on no one can deny that.
Look how many he influences!!!
The guy has a brain in his head and no one can deny that.
Atleast, no one who has a brain in their own head.
WhoDat, we are not children but very highly-educated Christian teens.
Just like La Mona!
and the Bible is suppose to be used to bring God’s word, and not as a weapon of violence.
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Whodat,
I will not give up on these children. I cannot. Jesus Christ himself has blessed me with the talents that have made me one of the most sought-after youth counselors in America.It would be a disservice to Him for me to abandon fallen children such as miss007 and Ninnyja.
I am weeping right now. Weeping at the emptiness these babes must feel within. I so want to fill them up with the fire of salvation.
miss007 said
Haha, thank you for clarifying that Scotsman. I believe that WhoDat should get out and about a little more.
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
I did not know that the American language was taught to Scotsmen, nor that they could be trained in its usage.
Once again I learn something new, thanks to the wonders of the Internets web.
miss007 said
Pastor dude,
I believe your weeping is a result from a chemical imbalance…or just that you are hopeless…
The Scotsman. said
my pleasure! is pastor tobin drunk? seems to be..if so, i suggest you sober up before continuing. youre not doing so well, from what ive read.
The Ninja said
Um, Pastor Dude, let me set you straight!
So, you say “you’re one of the most sought after youth counselors in America!”
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, you remind me so much of my old youth leader, who told me I was a useless goth kid, yea he was also one of the reasons I was agnostic.
However, now I have the greatest youth leaders in the world! They are awesome! They love me, support me, and always help me stay on the right path!
They would probably laugh at you and pray for you too.
Also, it would do you good to get my name right.
Because I know that is not a typo, unless you’re just that much of a moron.
I feel no emptiness inside,
God and Jesus fill my heart and soul.
The Scotsman. said
haha, you got your language from us, buddy. we also invented half the stuff you use daily. pay more respect, and dont judge.
Doc Hudson said
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett,
As I’ve said before, I consider you to be a vile and evil hypocrite.
With your opinions of sex, I’m quite certain your husband has been forced to go elsewhere for sexual consolation. So you think that all men are unfaithful.
You’ve spouted your hate filled trash and have reaped a whirlwind of retaliation. Now you are attempting to backpedal somewhat to save face. It won’t work lady, and I use that term loosely.
I’d be willing to bet that you are responsible for more people abandoning your church than booze.
Had you lived in the time of Christ, you’d have sided with the Pharisees who condemned the Savior for consorting with tax collectors, lewd women, fishermen, and lepers. Christ chose the company of rough sinners, not the smugly self-righteous like you.
I’ve known people like you all my life. You are not happy unless you are condemning other people. On Sundays and Wednesday nights you act as if butter would not melt in your mouth. The rest of the week you show less Christian love and compassion than a moulting cotton-mouth moccasin. You are cruel, harsh and judgmental. People like you kept me out of churches for nearly 15 years.
Wake up and smell the coffee Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett. The time for your brand of sanctimonious hypocrisy is past. Take a look at what these people are trying to tell you. Nothing less than a full retraction and an apology to every person of Scots descent and every man who wears a kilt will be acceptable.
BTW Mrs. Gaines-Crockett, just in case you didn’t know it, Crockett is a Scottish name. Does your husband wear a kilt? Is he gay? Is that why you are so virulent in your attack on Scots and kilts?
Doc Hudson
miss007 said
I am not empty, in fact I am full with Gods love….and cheese nips…
The Ninja said
Doc Hudson,
You are awesome!
The Ninja said
Miss007, can I ppppppppllllllllleeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeeeee have some Cheesenips?
The Scotsman. said
doc hudson, thank you very much. you have my deepest respect.
miss007 said
I am liking Scotsman and Hudson. Just so you know, people like you caused me to become athiest, preaching that wearing a lot of black and chains would make me go to hell. God does NOT care about outer wear, what he sees is not your sex, clothes, preferences, etc. He sees your heart and soul.
The Ninja said
Well said Miss007,
that was true for me too.
but then we found an awesome church that accepted us as we are!
and as I’ve said before we even have awesome youth leaders that strongly believe in us both!
I mean come on Miss007 it’s not our fault they can’t be as awesome as our youth leaders.
miss007 said
No, but it is their fault that they are so close-minded and desperate to prove that this world is all gay and lucifers new domain.
The Scotsman. said
haha giving up on the lads and lasses mr pastor sir? it does look to me as though you dont have much room to talk.
cheers, im off tae bed. goodluck you three (two perhaps) i just thought id voice in my input. night.
Doc Hudson said
Senator Vitter,
One does not refer to people of Scottish descent as Scotch. They are called Scots, or Scottish.
Scotch refers to things which can be purchased for money, such as Scotch Whisky, Scotch Eggs, or politicians.
Doc Hudson
The Ninja said
Yes, Scotsman we are two different people.
Thanks for the luck!
You are awesome!
Yes, Miss007 I wish they were not so close-minded as well!
miss007 said
You are awfully quiet dear sirs. Have we actually rammed into your heads truth and focus upon the Lord? Or are you just sitting there in the fetal position praying to the God that you claim only communicate with Goerge Bush?
And goodnight Scotsman.
WhoDat said
Miss007,
Not so much quiet, as we are deep in prayer for you poor lamb.
The Ninja said
WhoDat,
your prayers are not needed.
We’re both Christians and proud of it!
miss007 said
Ah, so it is the latter, aye?
WhoDat said
Ninja,
It is clear you came here for salvation. As much as I would love to assist you, I must pass you off to Pastor Tobin and Blessed Mrs Gaines-Crockett as they are even closer to the lord than I, if that is possible, to bring you the salvation you so dearly need. Good luck dear. You are in good hands.
The Ninja said
Well guys,
it’s off to bed for me!
Band practice 2morrow.
Miss007 you should get some sleep too!
miss007 said
She does not need salvation for we both have already had it. God loves us for who we are, and as much as I myself dislike you, he loves you also. But that is why He is Lord, and I am not. ^_^
The Ninja said
WhoDat,
I did not come here for salvation.
As, I’ve stated several times before I am a proud Christian.
and I find their hands very deathly ones to be in.
As I’ve also said before people like them are part of the reason I was agnostic.
miss007 said
Ah, well, I’ve made my point for tonight, and now I am off to bed to prepare to make my point again tomorrow.
WhoDat said
Miss007,
No one knows what on earth you are talking about. Didn’t your school have a ‘this is your brain on drugs’ campaign to warn you of these things? Please dearest, put down the coke spoon and the crack pipe and go to that famous Promises Rehab that has helped so many young people like those whores Lizzy Loharn and Brittney Spares (sp???). It will do you some good.
Remember, those girls are not good roll models for you. Nor is that jailbird Paris Hyatt the hotel heiress creature.
There is still hope for you though.
Doc Hudson said
Thank Ninja and thank you also Scotsman, but you are guilty of racial modesty. Scots invented far more than half the important things in the modern world, and the Irish invented nearly half of the rest.
Miss 007,
I don’t believe you are an atheist. I believe you are a goodly and Godly person who has been sickened by hypocrites like Mrs. Gaines-Crockett and the oh so modest Mr. Tobin Maker. For your own sake, I hope and pray that you eventually find a church home that is mostly free of such monsters.
BTW, for all you kilted gents and the ladies who appreciate them, I’d like to invite you to visit The Brotherhood of the Kilt Forum at: http://www.kiltsrock.com/forum/
And Kilt Review at: http://kiltreview.com/
Whodat and the other unenlightened are not invited.
Doc Hudson
Reverend Otter said
I love this crap!!!!!! This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. This Pastor Tobin Maker character is the perfect gag. I love the way he carries on spewing on mindless rhetoric and pulling unsubstantiated facts straight out of his anal cavity. The assorted hillbilly and rednecks posting to defend these statements reminds me of the people that I couldn’t wait to move away from. There is nothing wrong Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett that eight inches from a scotman in a kilt wouldn’t fix.
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Dear Doc Hundson,
Have you been dipping into the pharmaceutical samples of Chlorpromazine? If not then perhaps you should. Your inside voices are talking sheer rubbish.
Adam Nelson said
I dunno. Honestly, this is getting pretty boring. At first it was fun to watch Gaines-Crockett and Maker make idiots of themselves, but listening to them for a week now has made them lose their zing. I seriously hope Brownback backs out soon so this site can shut down.
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Dear Adam,
Rest assured there are much bigger plans in store for this ministry aside from our grassroots support for Sam Brownback. Not only is a name change possible but an entire web site with a dedicated domain is underway. We have many years of fellowshipping, prophesizing, and politicking ahead. Praise!
That said, I would have the gun wielding guards remove the gun from your head that keeps you posting here with pleasure. All you have to do is walk away.
Pastor Tobin Maker said
Adam,
You have been free to leave and never return here ever since you arrived. Yet you remain, much like the smell of cat urine on a soiled rug.
Do you not realize that deep in your heart you crave salvation? This is why you return time after time to submit to Christ’s messengers.
Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader said
I am not about to argue with Taffy or the Pastor because you all have been saved longer than me but I still find it hard to believe why any man would want to wear a blame kilt. Even if it a scottish thing they still look like skirts. Besides this is not Scotland this is the USA. If Frank were to ever come home with a man skirt I promise you it wouldn’t turn me on it would make me think he had lost his mind. Frank is over there laughing right now. He says that if a man wants to wear a kilt then it is his perogative but he better not do it in front of him or my boys.
Pastor, after a while you will learn to ignore the special needs children just like all of us do. It is purely to insite trouble and show their behinds is the only reason they come here. If Frank or me ever found out one of our boys were disrespecting elders and chrsitians like that they wouldn’t be able to sit down for a month of Sundays.
God Bless!
Lynelle
Phil Drdek said
As a highland snare drummer, I feel you were WRONG about kilts. As a drum sergeant, and as a person, I personally am scottish, and what you said was wrong.
I sit here with my girlfriend wondering why you say such bad things about eurpopean culture. As a believer in christ, how can you judge people who wear them? That’s not right in my book.
I am not homoseual, but I do wear a kilt and take on my scottish culture proudly.
Net time you got something like that to say, make sure you study upon it before opening your mouth.
Phil Drdek
Drum Sergeant, North Coast Pipe Band
Mick (R) said
A man in a kilt has as much potential for actions immoral or otherwise as a woman in a skirt. The very characters in that holy book you so often quote were often wearing similar garb. Were they any less moral because of what they wore or the lack of confinement with their selection of wardrobe? It should also be noted that an undone zipper is far more concealing of ones misdeeds than a hiked-up kilt (or skirt).
Also, where do you get off calling the Scots “Ghastly”? You yourself may be descended from those very same kilt-wearing people who came here to escape the oppression you now so freely feel entitled to cast upon others. Shame on you for casting so many stones. You will be judged for this, for you are not above the lowliest sinner.
Mick (R) said
P.S.
It should also be noted that most Pants/Trousers/Slacks/etc. have POCKETS! Oooooohhh, I wonder what kind of immoral activity one could engage in whilst looking for spare change to put in the till. I mean, with the pockets being so close to ones “Naughty Bits”, the temptation is multiplied a thousandfold. Uh-oh, I think I lost my keys… AGAIN!
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Dearest WhoDat,
Why are you trying to fix up your brother with someone else? I thought you were going to introduce me to the fine gentleman? Am I not good enough for your family? I have repented for my wicked past and now live a chaste and Christian life. I don’t understand why you are acting this way.
Davis C.C II said
http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/2007/07/31/open-prayer-thread/
Davis C.C II said
I beg to differ with those who argue that American men should wear kilts outside of the mother country. As a proud 3/4 Scotsman I feel it is a disgrace to see some stoned hippie stumbling or sissy sashaying by in the uniform of my ancestors. If I come across one I will personally wrestle them to the ground and put a pair of britches on them. The kilt is sacred and not to be worn as some kind of fashion statement.
J. Wheeler said
1 – it would have to actually be an apology to be accepted, which that was clearly not.
2 – i’m beginning to think this site must be aatiee after all, I hope so. I’d rather believe i was foolish enough to let people yank my chain with aatiee then believe that there are really people this ignorant breathing my air.
3 – if it’s not aatiee….. well, i could almost hope that hell existed, just because i’d love to see you lot burning in it.
J. Wheeler said
aatiee = aatiee …. too angry to type
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Connie Mack said
TD, I don’t know why you even bother talking to these people. You don’t owe them any explanation at all. The ones who aren’t queer will laugh it off and the ones who are (or thinking about going that way) just get their panties in a wad. You can’t save them all honey. God love you for trying though.
McGregor said
bollocks
McGregor said
this is all a joke… I am thinking that the so called Christian people here are **UnChristian Word Removed** and this is a **UnChristian Word Removed** of some thought.
Especially the comment about one’s dear mildy retarded brother being a stud.
**UnChristian Word Removed**..and a good one because only real Christians could be this stupid.
I’ll even add you to my space but be warned…I am in a kilt in at least two photos and one where a girl is trying to grab my dodger (And i was in trousers at the time!)
You’d think she would have at least waited until I had on my easily accessible kilt…
Pax -Host Radio Free Scotland said
APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED YOU BIGOTED FOOLS
McGregor said
oh before I beg off to do more important things…Can’t be giggling here all day can I?
Ms Crock
Remember the words of our Saviour
“Render unto God what is God’s and render unto man what is man’s”
If you are involved with the world system of things then you are operating in Satan’s domain…voting, politics etc…these are all worldly systems and hence belong to Satan.
You cannot serve God and man…make up your mind, pet
Cheerio from Scotland….
Johnny Rampant said
Lest anyone should have missed this in the original thread…
http://www.wbir.com/news/regional/story.aspx?storyid=47639
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Dear McGregor,
I would appreciate your not soliticing women to pet. This is not an online dating service. Thank you.
tom blackwood said
As a kilt wearer for over 50 years and Scottish and Christain I am dissapointed with your attitude to kilt wearing it has been Scotlands national dress for many years and has nothing whatever to do with homosexuality men were not designed to wear trousers for obvious reasons I wear a kilt for comfort and freedom more men all over the world are finding the benefits of wear ing the kilt
Tam.
Helen Bock said
It is increasingly obvious why the Scots supported that French speaking Catholic pretender queen against the godly virgin queen Elizabeth I.
SPOILER said
Are we really going to relive history that happened over 400 years ago? Let’s not forget that the reason the Reformation hit England was because Henry VIII couldn’t keep it in his pants, and wanted to be able to divorce his first wife and marry “the whore” Anne Boleyn. And, Anne was pregnant with Elizabeth I before her marriage to Henry, which would make the “godly virgin queen Elizabeth I” a bastard.
Don’t get into arguments you can’t win, Helen. You’ll only embarrass yourself.
Helen Bock said
No, Spoiler that would make her the blessed result of an unplanned sexual event and therefore among the most sacred of children.
SPOILER said
Helen,
Seeing as how Henry had already appealed to the Holy Father in Rome for an annulment of his marriage to Catharine of Aragon, I suspect that any “sexual events” between he and Anne Boleyn were entirely anticipated and well-planned for.
Helen Bock said
And by the way, isn’t the historical wearing of kilts the justification most of these Scots are giving for their present urge to wear these dreadful fashions?
Ed Theball said
Men in skirts ARE an abomination – and I say this as a 100%, hetero, Scottish male. Indeed, my friend, Rusty Boollithole, concurs… and has consequently abandoned his impending nuptials to a woman whose family insist that ’skirts’ would have been worn by male gusts at their (now cancelled) wedding.
A narrow squeak, indeed. Bless you!
Helen Bock said
Now your defending the primacy of the pope. The English clergy had already sanctioned Henry’s annulment.
Scottish Presbyterian said
Helen, you are obviously ignorant of the fact that Mary Queen of Scots was overthrown by the Scots Presbyterians because of her Roman Catholic faith and perceived complicity in the murder of Lord Darnley. Moreover Scotland and England were separate countries at the time. Mary Queen of Scots protestant son, King James VI, succeeded Elizabeth I to become James I of England in 1603. You may have hearsd of him, he authorised the King James Bible. Although they shared the same monarch, Scotland and England remained separate sovereign kingdoms until the 1st May 1707.
You have obviously very little knowledge of John Knox and the Scottish Reformation in 1559/60. Unlike its English counterpart it was a popular revolution.
What any of this has to do with Scotland’s national dress is tangential to say the least
As Spoiler says don’t pick this argument because you will just embarrass yourself.
SPOILER said
The historical use of kilts as a means of identifying family members and allied clansmen is early verifiable, as is the legitimacy of Mary, Queen of Scot’s claim to the Tudor throne.
Her legitimacy was such that her son, James VI, followed Elizabeth I to the throne. As Henry VIII had Elizabeth declared a bastard upon his decision to put Anne Boleyn to death for witchcraft and incest, she should not have been eligible to rule. It took an Act of Parliament to set the line of succession. James VI was the legitimate grandson of Henry’s sister, and should have been next after Henry’s son, Edward VI.
SPOILER said
Darn straight I’m defending the primacy of the Pope. Boston Scots Irish-Catholic, thank you very much.
The English clergy approved the annulment because Henry, in a temper tantrum, had himself declared Head of the Church in England, and it would have been treason to defy him. And of course, the punishment for treason is death.
Bucky said
Crockett owns you SPOILER
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SPOILER said
Bucky,
I think we’ll have to agree to disagree on that point.
Have a pleasant evening.
Spoiler
Phil MacAvity said
Dear Mrs Gainmore Crotchet,
I think you fingers are inserted so far beyond your sphincter that the puckered muscle contractions must make ye type mair Keech.
You say I might no be Gay efter aw.
We’ll yir wrang, were aw happy in gay in Scotlin an havin a wonderful time here laughin at yir haverin mooth.
Poch Ma hon Quine
eldatari said
Is this site for real?
Domhnall Ruigh an t-Saibhail said
Hey Gaines-Crockett Beeatch,
Jesus wore a dress as did his MALE buddies. WERE THEY GAY?
Kilted Scotsman – Not Angry Jist Takin The Piss oota the American Idiot
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McGregor said
pet is a friendly term mrs crock but then you probably already knew that
You don’t have a concern for worry though…that frightful head of hair you are sporting would turn just about any straight man gay.
Get it chopped down a bit duckie…
Kudzu said
My tolerance for this type of christian drivel is just at an end. It is what drove me from the church to begin with. I cannot wait for the battle to rage once again between christian and pagan. I can only hope it happens in my lifetime.
I am a very peaceful man, but this kind of thing just makes me want to put my kilt on, stand on a hill with my war hammer in one hand and my AR in the other and yell “Bring it on!”
I seriously hope that this site is all just one big joke.
Domhnall Ruigh an t-Saibhail said
Quote Gaines-Crocket [Sexual relations are not intended to be fun. Should you find yourself enjoying your spousal obligations then I suggest that you contact your minister post haste lest you turn into a whore.]
A kin see yir auld man no shaggin you fir laughs ya saggytitit auld hoore
Hey why don’t you get your dumbass President tae bomb us in Kiltieland? Or can the dumfuq no find us oan a map? A’ll gie ye a wee clue. 100 mile circumference of London, that should fix us lol
Richt am aff, the wife wants me tae shagg doggiestyle her in ma kilt while wearing a Goatshead and drinkin Yankee Republican Blood
“Pòg mo thòn, tha thu ‘nad fhaighean”
Donnie xx
American Scot said
Nice hoax you’ve got here!
Kudos to ya!
Candide said
Yea, American Scot, it is the best free entertainment around. The people who run this site don’t miss a trick! They send up everyone and everything, deformed babies, homeless people, sick kids and lots of others that even the Klu-Klux-Klan have too much dignity to touch! The writers here are top notch at role playing, they can stay in character for a very long time…sometimes they slip up and sound almost human…but it doesn’t happen very often.
Helen Bock said
Hey Boston Scotch-Irish, you’ve stumbled into the wrong site. This is BAPTISTS for Brownback. Papism is not welcome here. Your history lessons are unneeded and fallacious.
PlutoniousMonk said
I copied and saved a pic of Gaines-Crockett and then tranferred it full size to my 19 inch monitor. ***UNChristian Word Removed***. There’s a protruding lower ***UNChristian Word Removed***, one ***UNChristian Word Removed*** is ***UNChristian Word Removed***lower than the other and that red beehive bouffant style went out of style in the early 1970’s. She looks to be about 28 years old in the ***UNChristian Word Removed***; ***UNChristian Word Removed***years since it was taken and that puts Madam Haughty Crock Crock to be ***UNChristian Word Removed***–and she’s apparently gotten ***UNChristian Word Removed*** and more ***UNChristian Word Removed***and more ***UNChristian Word Removed*** and ***UNChristian Word Removed***and an American in ***UNChristian Word Removed***. Also she simply cannot abide e ***UNChristian Word Removed*** of any sort. When ***UNChristian Word Removed*** she reverts to being ***UNChristian Word Removed***and begins casting aspersions on the sexuality and integrity of other people. Lo, she doth not speak with the tongues of angels.
This column is 100%***UNChristian Word Removed***. In fact it is produced by the same person who writes the ultra-liberal ***UNChristian Word Removed***called Jesus’ General. When one continually spews ***UNChristian Word Removed*** and dissension in the name of Jesus Christ as she and her cohorts do—even though its done in jest and (fun), it lowers the sense of worth and dignity of the person dishing it out and as well those on receiving end. That is immoral behaviour , far more***UNChristian Word Removed***than who one might is ***UNChristian Word Removed*** for, or has sex with, or what organ goes is going in which orifice , or what the gender or the sexual ***UNChristian Word Removed***2 or more pleasured ones happen to be. This latest cutesy tirade conducted in this blog relative to Scotsmen and their wearing of kilts is a travesty upon mankind. It defames a historic and proud and noble culture. It is like a ***UNChristian Word Removed***t being slung through a stained glass window on Easter morning during communion service.
Lady do you have no shame at all? You have gone the way of the infamous Dr. Goebels in Nazi Germany and the excretious Rush Limbaugh of hate radio in America.
ROFL said
Would that been the same Queen Elizabeth that named King James of **Gasp** Scotland as her successor? You know the one that had a tight bond with a certain Buckingham???
“Helen Bock Says:
July 31st, 2007 at 4:27 pm
It is increasingly obvious why the Scots supported that French speaking Catholic pretender queen against the godly virgin queen Elizabeth I.”
ROFL said
Would that be the same Queen Elizabeth that named King James of **Gasp** Scotland as her successor? You know the one that had a tight bond with a certain Buckingham???
“Helen Bock Says:
July 31st, 2007 at 4:27 pm
It is increasingly obvious why the Scots supported that French speaking Catholic pretender queen against the godly virgin queen Elizabeth I.”
The Gordon said
My people have worn the kilt for close to 1,000 years. You owe your very freedom to the kilt wearing Scots who founded this country. The Declaration of Independence itself was modeled after the Scottish Declaration of Arbroath written in 1320. Do your homework, that is if you can really read. The kilt wearing Scots established the basis of democracy, known as a representative form of government and pioneered the very concepts which are the foundation of the United States of America.
A few items of a long list:
The seamstress that sewed the “Stars and Stripes” was a Scots-American named Betsy Ross.
The first time the “Stars and Stripes ” was recognized by a foreign power was by France, when John Paul Jones, a Scot and the father of the U.S. Navy raised it on his ship the U.S.S. Ranger.
The first time the “Stars and Stripes” was raised in outer space was by a Scots-American,
Neil Armstrong (who by the way also had the Armstrong Tartan with him).
Nine of the Governors of the original thirteen colonies were of Scottish descent.
A Scot, named MacGregor was the navigator on Columbus’ voyage to the New World.
Over half the signers of the Declaration of Independence were Scottish or of Scottish descent.
Thirty Five of the supreme Court Justices of The United States were of Scottish Descent.
Nearly one half of the Secretaries of Treasury of the united States were of Scottish Descent.
One Third of all the Secretaries of State were of Scottish Descent.
Many leaders in our history such as Patrick Henry, Gen. Hugh Mercer, a survivor of the battle of Culloden and hero of the American Revolution, President Woodrow Wilson, Alexander Graham Bell, and William Clark were Scottish or of Scottish descent.
Nearly three fourths of our presidents are of Scottish descent.
President Woodrow Wilson Said: “Every line of strength in American History is a line colored with Scottish blood.”
A Scot, James Mackay of St. Charles, drew the map that was used by Lewis and Clark on their “Voyage of Discovery”.
One in ten of all Nobel Prize winners are of Scottish descent.
We are a proud, brave, fearless group of patriots. You are a spineless coward and spinner of hatred.
Here’s an invitation:
Please, come visit me and my friends at any Scottish Highland Games. Please, please, please come into our camp and introduce yourself and share your moronic insults about our proud heritage and the kilt.
It would be fun to see what happens when you anger a proud, kilt wearing Scot who carries a claymore sword. I’d suggest that you say first goodbye to your kneecaps.
That’s where we will start. Scumball.
Bydand – The Warrior Class
miss007 said
Wassabee People???
I’m bbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk!
Ok, this isn’t exactly going along with the current arguement, but I still need to answer a couple other people.
WhoDat,
You accuse me of doing drugs, and yet, you can’t even keep up with todays mainstream celebrities. And I’m sure a few people on here will back me up when I say, YOU are the one who sounds as if you’re on drugs. And I believe it would do you a lot of good to get out into the real world, not that Amish something-or-another LaLa Land that you are living in, inside your head.
Doc Hudson,
No, I’m not an Athiest, but no too long ago I was, and it was because of people like this. People who condemn others just by their appearance or preferences. I do have a church that accepts me for who I am, when I walked in there for the first time I didn’t even get a menacing glare, or an eat sh!t look. In fact, they compliment my outfits all the time. And I support almost everything you have been saying. Haha, down with aphro woman! a.k.a-Crockett
And, kilts are sexy by the way.
Jenny said
dear writer of this article,
Did you know that humans are the only creatures in the world that feel pleasure from “fornication”. No, “fornication” isn’t just for procreation for humans, if you are with the one person you love and you wait until you are with the one you truely commite yourself to, “fornication” can be for RECREATION too. Think about all the good christian families that have 11 children-Now we all no there is no shortage of people in the world, soooo why do you think they have soooo many children???? They like to have SEX!!!! Yes damn it I said the three letter word…SEX!!! It can be a beautiful thing if you truely love the person you are with.
AND PS…FORNICATION WENT OUT IN THE 1920’s.
Doc Hudson said
Speaking of James VI of Scotland and I of England. I find it odd that so many pious people, including self-righteous harridans such as Mrs. Gaines-Crockett so adore the King James Version of the Bible.
Are they unaware that Jamie VI/I was nothing but a vicious old homosexual who probably had his oldest son murdered, and commissioned a Bible translation simply to promote his own version of Divine Right of Kings to rule over England, Scotland, and Ireland.
Doc
McGregor said
sister anita biday
“I need to bidet” get it?
Crikey lmao
Irish Mike said
Any hope that America would finally grow up vanished with the rise of fundamentalist Christianity. Fundamentalism, with its born-again regression, its pink-and-gold concept of heaven, its literal-mindedness, its rambunctious good cheer… its anti-intellectualism… its puerile hymns… and its faith-healing… are made to order for King Kid America.
King, Florence
Irish-American said
To correct two misstatements:
John Barry was called Father of the US Navy, not JP Jones.
Iceland was the first modern democracy.
The Mechanic said
Here’s the truth, here’s a belief system in which you can encode in your DNA:
http://www.ChurchOfTheQuantumMechanic.com
Everything else is dangerous distraction
SheepLovr said
I swear…I was just helpin’ that sheep over the fence!
RJ Grady said
What a bunch of bigoted phobics, how can anyone believe the only reason straight men where kilts is to have sex??!?? THOSE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!! and this letter proves it. WHAT A CROCK OF BALONEY!!
Brownback is phobic of his own name!
This isnt’ kansas, dorothy, GET A GRIP!!
Woolite Addict said
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD joke.
The sheep sez: “Are you my daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddy?”
BH said
Psalm 26:2 Examine me, O LORD, and prove me; try my reins and my heart.
Gillies said
Name one biblical figure that wore pants other than those seductive tarts in harems. Does this mean the entire religion is based on the teachings of sodamites? is the eleventh commandment,” THE CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN.”?
Hickory Dickory said
Is this for real?!
There are so many problems with these “christian republicans” or whatever they call themselves it’s scary. How dare you try to convince people that they are sinnners and are going to hell if they don’t share your completely twisted, asinine and untruthful beliefs. This is not religion – you sound more like a group of idiots. God does not condone behavior like yours. You can bash me all you want. I know that I’m going to heaven. Can you say the same you?
Oh and kilts are sexy! I can only laugh at your original statement. You should put a warning on your original statement that your IQ will surely decrease once read.
Do not jude or you to will be judged for in the same way you juded others. Have you ever heard of that scripture?
Hickory Dickory said
I suggest the other viewers here go to the top of the page and click on the tab that says “hellbound”.
I’m curious – what do you have against Canadians?
I’m flabbergasted at your whacky beliefs. I couldn’t even dream up so many ways to hate people like you do.
McGregor said
McGregor was a mighty scot
he wore his tartan oh so hot
and when the ladies sat on his knee
a slight lift of hem and they could see
the woody caber that was his lot
a poem inspired
Playdough Girl said
I like my men like this:
Hickory Dickory said
Playdough…me too! Too bad my boyfriend doesn’t have a kilt! (Before I get accused of being a homosexual) yes I am indeed a WOMAN! Whoohooo!
Nicolas R said
What I find very interesting is how a twisted mind can see so much “wrong” in such a simple thing. I recomend to go back to your history books to get your facts straight. if everyone thought like you do we would think the earth is flat and woman wouldn’t vote (God forbids!)
As a christian I find disturbing your judgmental thoughts. Reminds me of that pastor in Colorado Springs who was “so against” homosexual and he turned out to be gay himself! Interesting to see how someone can give some much thought to homosexual fornication that see it everywhere.
My only request, look into yourself first and please leave noble tradition as the Scottish, Turkish, Japanese, etc out. These have been carried out for centuries. Did you know that before the Highland games heavy athletics the thrower pray?
I hope God looks upon you with different eyes. Go to some Scottish festival and enjoy the tradition of an ancient christian community.
cheers
Adam Nelson said
Anybody who opposes something so completely like they do is totally and absolutely petrified of it. All of this homophobia just goes to show that they’re scared out of their wits. These bloggers lead a sad life indeed.
Cluric said
Even though I think this is a bit of a satire, I’ll play allong with some actual history here.
Mrs. Gaines- Crokett, I am suprised to hear all this coming from a lady with the sur-name of Gaines-Crokett. Gaines is Irish, the Irish up until the early 18th century (later in some parts) wore the Leine croi. This was a long pleated shirt with the bottom half resembling a skirt when belted. Crokett is an old Dalriadan Scots name, derived from MacRiociard. As we know the Dal Riadan Scots are best known as Highland Scots and they wore….. wait for it….. KILTS! So does this mean you or your husband is decended from fornicating homosexuals?
Actually, in the history of European dress “Trousers” are a relativly new invention that spread with the tribes from the russian steppes into the vacuum of a declining Roman Empire. It did not become “Fashionable until the daily use riding horses and, thus started with the upper classes as the peasant classes could not afford horses.
The Romans, Greeks, and Celts did not wear trousers they wore togas or long shirts. Some kelts wore trousers but this was limited to the warriors on horse back and was a necessity. Infact the Romans thought the Celts were even more uncivilized by the fact some wore trousers.
As we move into the post roman empire into the middle ages long skirts, belted, and wearing leg wraps became fashion (unless riding a horse). this comtinued until the late middle ages where leg wraps were replaced by “Split hose” these were tight leggings that fit each leg and was held on by points laced to a doublet called a pourpoint. as the legs were seperate in the “split” you could see underwear. Yes mens penis’s were basically hanging out only covered by a thin piece of material. From this came the Renaisance Cod piece and hose… most people are familiar with this style made famous by the shakesphere and robin hood movies. By the Baroque perios short tight knickers were the fashion, but compared to the fact men wore make up during this period negates the short trousers as being masculine.
Well the rest is modern history but Mrs. Gaines-Crokett as your family came from the fringes of modern society and horses were not economically or geographically feasable your people wore skirts and dresses for a longer period.
Thank you,
Mr Maclochlain
A proud, Straight, Kilt wearing Gael from Scotland
Melissa Gordon said
Mrs. Gaines-Crockett Called JESUS a HOMOSEXUAL and a NYMPHOMANIAC!!!!
You heard me right! If her claim is that the only reason a man would not wear pants is to have gay sex or lots of straight sex for fun, then JESUS was a sex loving homosexual!!
Look! Here is Jesus in what is basically a long, billowing dress!
http://biblia.com/jesusart/jesus-children-43.jpg
Last time I check my history books, as Mrs. Gaines-Crockett has obviously never done, “pants” as we now know them did not come into fashion in Western society until the 1300’s. Before then, men and women wore different styles of tunics, also known as DRESSES! Depending on the country and the climate, they were long or short, belted, etc., but clearly a big drape of fabric that could be lifted for any purpose, such as going to the bathroom, or as Mrs. Gaines-Crockett seems so focused on, sex.
Tell me Mrs. Gaines-Crockett, if the purpose of skirts and dresses is SEX, then why are women permitted to wear them. Why are you not shocked and horrified when you see women in long skirts…certainly they are only moments away from tawdry illicit sex as well?!
You are an embarrassment to the faith! No wonder so many people have turned away from Christianity with people like you as ambassadors!
Playdough Girl said
Listen to me…listen!!!! God!!! GOD!!! Made sex, and Paul would not have warned us to not deny our spouse if it was some kind of a lesser of two evils. Satan can old twist things, he can not create anything, God created sex, it was good in his sight…in his fullness I would not even begin to try and comprehend him, but I know this about him ALL GOOD GIFTS ARE FROM GOD! In denying your spouse relations, except for procreation is abominable in the eyes of God, as you have defiled his good gift and made it into a carnal sin. I’m glad the real God is so much more merciful than your god.
Adam Nelson said
I agree. These people worship the exact same God that Jesus led his followers in denying and denouncing. He led his people away from bureaucratic, self-serving, hypocritical and oppressing false-God tyrants toward a truer path of worship centred around love and tolerance. To twist Jesus’ teachings so readily, whether deliberately or unintentionally, is mind boggling.
Playdough Girl said
I was so frustrated that I post even with typos, so then I edited it and added to it, this paints a clearer message of what I meant to say:
Listen to me…listen!!!! God!!! GOD!!! Made sex, and Paul would not have warned us to not deny our spouse if it was some kind of a lesser of two evils. Satan can only twist things, he can not create anything! God created sex and it was good in his sight!! In his fullness I would not even begin to try and comprehend him, but I know this about him, ALL GOOD GIFTS ARE FROM GOD! In denying your spouse relations, except for “procreation” is, I believe an abominable thing in the eyes of God, as you have defiled and spit on his good gift and made it into a carnal sin!! In denying yourself what you think may hint at sin, that is anything that may in anyway be pleasurable you’ve made God into your own image, thus you are grasping at the elusion that you can be good enough to get your own twisted butt into heaven on your own merits!! Oh I know you’ll deny it, but if you follow your reasoning out that’s what people like you are doing. I’m glad the real God is so much more merciful than your god! Repent and ask him to reveal his true self to you, Jesus was a Jew!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …not some imperialist American, Baptist wearing a three piece suit that is motivated by fear!! Perfect love cast out fear because fear has to do with punishment! You guys need to get out of the old testament and embrace the good news, we are free!! Don’t be yoked again with becoming a slave to the law, which was only made to show you that you couldn’t do without his grace….
“But go and learn what this means: ‘I desire mercy, not sacrifice.’ For I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners.” Matthew 9:13 (New International Version)
OH, that’s right, it’s not king James so I guess it doesn’t count!
Thanks Adam!
Adam Nelson said
Too bad there are also multiple KJVs, and all were based on manuscripts no older than 1300, whereas nowadays much, much older works were discovered such as the Dead Sea Scrolls and others. Too bad the KJV(s) don’t touch on those.
Rae said
You need to do some more research on the history of people before you go bashing them, you nut.
Playdough Girl said
She does a happy dance and goes off to find the box she stored her husbands kilt in ….
Woody Kilt said
Here’s the truth, since I started wearing my kilt, I have had sex with more women in more places than I can count. Seems a kilt makes a woman horny. Go figure.
Sex?
Jesus’ own mother never got any.
I can just hear the conversation with Joseph now.
“Honey, I’m knocked up, and an angel did it.”
yea, right
how many times have you heard THAT before?
Men: buy a kilt, get laid
Jesus: lighten up.
God said
Ok, folks, enough squabbling.
I never said you couldn’t enjoy sex, some idiot in the 3rd century thought that up.
“Go forth and multiply” kind of implies lots of orgasms, don’t you think?
Go get knocked up.
Multiple partners is ok.
Really, quote me on this.
You heard it direct from God.
Oh, yea, that trinity thing was made up too.
Don’t believe everything you read.
God
God said
p.s.
I prefer PBR.
If you are going to offer gifts, at least offer a decent beer.
God
665 said
I shaved my head the other night, I found the number “665″.
Damn!
One off!
I could have been the anti-Christ!
I could have been the demon.
But no, I’m just a pro Bush republican war monger.
Playdough Girl said
Take it from me guys, as one who suffered much too long under a similar kind of order, people like this will not listen to anything your say once certain buzz words are mentioned or posted. No matter how funny or even right in some cases as your statements in post may be, if you are not speaking their language you will only be ignored and labeled as “demonically suppressed” or even a “possessed” individual, and quickly swept under the carpet within there idyllic brains that harbors a fabricated world complete with picket fences and the American dream.
Tillie Mae said
Dear G*D,
Three little letters proving you aren’t in fact G*d… PBR? Get some taste buds.
Silly Story said
George Bush is sitting in his office playing with pencils when an aide rushes in.
“Mr President, since you are meeting with the South Americans today, I thought you’d like to know that a Brazilian was killed in Iraq today.
George is so shaken that he puts his pencils down.
After the aide leaves, George calls Condi.
“Condi” we whispers “how many is a Brazilian”???
George W. A “C” studnet in the White House, the best “C” money could buy!
Another George tell , er tail, er tale said
George W finds out that Condi is interested in running for President.
He gets a grin on his face.
He picks up the phone and call Condi.
“Aw, Condi, that’s why they call it the WHITE House”.
George: The worlds worst nightmare, white Texan trailer trash with money.
Adam Nelson said
LOL
665 said
Playdough Girl:
I don’t care!
I can’t wait for the rapture when all of these hypocrites are finally disposed of.
Christians:
“Come the rapture, I will be living in your house, drinking your booze, eating your food and having sex with your daughter”
665
Tillie Mae said
Silly Story,
What exactly is a “studnet”, is that one of the ways teh gays capture their pray?
God part deaux said
Ok, ok, I lied about the PBR part, but it’s better than some.
Really.
A good 50 year old scotch would work as well
God
hic
Silly Story said
That’s what I get for drinking heavily, smoking pot and sitting around in my kilt as I post messages inbetween sex with multiple partners. I loose the ability to spell.
Silly Story said
hic
Halo Mary said
Did someone say “multiple partners?”
I’m in!
McGregor said
i am still waiting to hear from Mrs Gaines Crockett (blessed be her keyboard) to find out which one of you is the most evil doer here so I might shunneth you and rebuketh you and call you plights, plagues and scourges…
McGregor said
blights even
Krosa said
I have not laughed so hard in years! From the bottom of my heart, I thank those responsible for this website.
WhoDat said
Dear McGregor,
You are a good and true soldier of Brownbacks army.
I have a prayer group, BrownStars for Brownback, we would love it for you to join I have been able to recruit many fresh new BrownStars here and would love to add you to our ranks to publically get behind Sam.
McGregor said
heh heh I would be honoured
I always feel it is best to be behind than in front.
Where can I sign up?
BTW I have scourged and rebuked my kilt several times today and now it lies like a broken harlot upon the stoney stones of my driveway. I may use it to polish my American and no doubt Christian made automobile.
In Sanctification
WhoDat said
McG,
Speaking of men wearing dresses I had a rather disturbing evening, my lovely bride Mrs WhoDat is watching a rented home picture show tonight, poor dear is not feeling well so after she finished the laundry and cleaned up from dinner, I allowed her mother and sister to come over and watch something called ‘The 300′ the fellas in the film seem to be wearing some sort of ladies housecoats; all three of those women are glued to the teevee they claim it is ‘educational’. I am not sure what to think, to rebuke her or if she should just be banned from the home picture shows for a year or so.
It is hard to be the decision maker sometimes.
McGregor said
well I confess, I do not know much of the scriptures except the bits that might have forgiven or explained my transgressions (hopefully) from time to time…but i say “hey when in doubt…Surely it is wisest to rebuke?”
I am sure there are scriptures that would support this stance…
I am thinking sackcloth and perhaps a great wailing and scourging in the land might be applicable too…
Playdough Girl said
This is how I like ‘um:
http://i11.tinypic.com/678sosk.jpg
WhoDat said
I do like the way you think. But with her being quite ill and all, I wonder if it is best to wait a day or so, wouldn’t want her too tired to fulfill her wifely duties after all.
Thank you so for the wise counsel.
Glory!
McGregor said
oh you vile strumpet playdough…you have taken one of my images when i was not clothed in the light of the Lord and have no doubt used it for your carnal pleasures…
I rebuke thee and also rebuke thee once more.
McGregor said
well Brother Whodat, no doubt the Lord shines his countenance more favourably on you than I who up to an hour or so ago transgressed on these very boards because of my lustful and oh so wrong attractions to the saintly but undeniably sensual Mrs Gaines Crockett…and before i am cruelly rebuked for this folly and sin…
please remind yourself….it would be hard for any sane man to resist her.
Now regarding your wife…I think you have shown great tolerance towards her and a rebuke or scourge should be forthwith applied as soon as she was well.
Afterall, you are a man and you must be serviced….
Playdough Girl said
Carnal pleasures? You don’t know the half of it!
McGregor said
*mortified*
WhoDat said
Thank you so. I knew you would understand, especially since you have found the light.
As for Mrs GC while she is an attractive, kind lady, she is married so you should push aside your lustfull thoughts. Granted you are not to blame, she should be ashamed for posting a scandalous picture of herself in her every post, it is improper for a married woman to invite strange men to gaze upon her wontonly. But considering her general character I feel sure that the lord will forgive her, eventually.
WhoDat said
Let us all bow our head and pray as hard as we can for the soul of that poor PlaydoughGirl and her tarty ways.
McGregor said
You are so right…Surely God must look down on you and smile benevolently as you wander here and there throughout your day.
You of course are correct, my lechery knew no bounds and was surely put upon me by that master deceiver Satan. I have since put him behind me (but not uncompromisingly so….)
I will be a soldier for the Lord…A Christian Soldier willing to fight against the heathen and pagans and sodomites. My wretched flag…my disgusting kilt….It will show the world that I must carry my shame whilst doing My Father’s Work
Praise
McGregor said
I am praying but I think we should soundly rebuke her…
Playdough Girl said
Oh, please I beg my God for forgiveness. I am now in fear of my mortal life and eternal soul! For the Lord has given me a clear sign that indeed the devil does indwell in such garments and the souls of one who wears such depraved lascivious dress.
McGregor said
oh you are a nasty tawdry bawdy trollip playdough…even your name suggests that brother Whodat and I somehow be tempted to tease and torment and play…yes play with your besotten flesh.
Nay I say Nay! I have been reborn in these forums…the word…the small word has crept into my ear and warned me…Warned me…Harkened to me that i may hear…His quiet murmurings and be comforted.
Whilst you and those of your ilk play in these sanctified forums….I will be typing for JESUS
In Sanctification and in Praise
Playdough Girl said
Oh, please I beg my God for forgiveness. I am now in fear of my mortal life and eternal soul! For the Lord has given me a clear sign that indeed the devil does indwell in such garments and the souls of one who wears such depraved lascivious dress.
McGregor said
foul creature…If I had known that the posting of me in my sissy apparel was going to turn potential God saved women into low street trollops then I would have not contributed to such sin.
Here I am trying to place it all on the plate of the Lord and you come to me wantonly and vaingloriously boast about your carnal sins.
WhoDat said
AMEN!!!
McG
Amen!
McGregor said
I feel I must smite myself for several hours in darkened solitude and consider the error of my ways. I request a heart felt and loving prayer circle…
I sign myself simply as a sinner
Rebuking myself for the Lord
WhoDat said
PlaydoughGirl (if you really are an actual girl and not one of those sheMales, which I suspect)
Please do not litter this holy site with your sinful pornography.
God Bless.
BrotherMark said
Hello.. I’m so glad to be here! Our trailor park finally got internet access! Something else to do other than saving hookers. Got to save those tires before the tread is gone and it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway! As for the KJV.. If it was good enough for John the Baptist, It’s good enough for me! Heaven yes, hell no.
God part treaux said
“Playdough Girl Says:
August 1st, 2007 at 9:16 pm
Oh, please I beg my God for forgiveness.”
Playdough Girl, you are fogiven, on one condition:
well, we’d better take this off line…..
Woody God
God part treaux said
I still can’t spell – is it God or Godd? I always forget. That’s what I get for creating the world in four daze. Or was it eight?
hic
SheDevil said
The road to heaven is paved with good infections.
Wait, that can’t be right
Looking for a bumpy ride said
PlaydoughGirl (if you really are an actual girl and not one of those sheMales, which I suspect)
Please, please, please! litter this wholely site with your sinful pornography.
Especially photo’s and videos and audio and whatever other sense I overlooked
Close ups would be cool
Brian said
If that was an apology, that was horrible. Maybe you should go back to bible and a dictonary to read what it means to apologize. Good luck!
Again Mrs. Gaines-Crockett you have shown your ignorance. You must be filled with more than enough bliss, or would you like to go for three?
Brian said
Who dat you are just as ignorat as Mrs. GC. I will pray for you!
WhoDat said
Oh Brian,
You poor hellbound, sin filled creature. I will pray for you not to be punted by the Lord straight into hell, but I hope that I get some sort of help from his right hands of rightiouness Mrs TDGC, Lynelle, and the blessed Pastor, et al to wrench you out of the lair of sin in which you reside. Poor child.
God bless you poor lost lamb.
McGregor said
Brian you shameless knave…this is a forum of the LORD…no less than if it were the house…the righteous Republican Christian house of the Lord. Take your sinning ways elsewhere
McGregor said
You show these knaves and harlots more compassion than I could Brother Whodat…oh if I only had your sense of justice and mercy.
These scoundrels should take heed of your benevolent ways.
Praise and Praise Again
John Eddy said
“That said, there arises an equally as disturbing of an issues, if you are not in fact a homosexual then why would you want to wear a skirt, or kilt if you will. The only rational conclusion I can come up with is that the freedom of not having slacks with sippers and belts, grants you easy access for spontaneous fornication.”
Err…
Because it’s comfortable?
John Eddy said
“Additionally, there is the problem of what does a man wear beneath his “kilt” which would deter him from self-abuse and abnormal excitability. ”
Oh, and, re this: I wear Keen sandals beneath my kilt.
WhoDat said
Blessed McG,
Years and years of strict, VERY strict, training ‘or so the pastor called it’ have brought me closer to the lord. I only wish wise brother BJ was here to show you the salvation that can be found upon ones knees, praying. I know I was slack jawed when he decided to show me the way to take in the Glory. Though, I must confess at first, for a short while I was far to ridged, I finally loosened up. I have never felt so relieved. Every single young Christian (republican baptist) should really open themselves up to such a heavenly experience.
Praise The Lord!!
McGregor said
Whodat, my brother, Was this how you became a beloved brownstar?
I am truly thrilled…I would be prancing with joy if that were not an abomination of the sodomites and therefore unpleasing to the Lord. But if prancing was blessed then I would take thee Bother Whodat in hand and we could prance and sing hosannahs to the Almighty!
Prancing though is probably a Catholic device or some foul holy roller heathen practise…so I Shall not prance but repent and pray for the unGodly that wander in here, foul of mouth and keyboard.
I shall hurl scorn and derision lovingly at them…because I suspect deep in my heart that it is what i must do…Guided of course by the Loving Guiding Light of the Precious Lamb
Contrite and Obediant
McGregor said
I shall pray humbly and contritely and with Good Christian compassion for John Eddy who apparently has lost his legs….
Oh Lord…oh Compassion Lord….rebuke that foul leg stealing demon…who has replaced Mr Eddys legs with sodomite sandals…
Erynne said
The problem isn’t that a male wears a skirt. The problem is that males think that being a man is: watching sports, wearing pants, being a workaholic, not crying, being emotionally unavailable, and being unable to hold anything more than a superficial conversation with his loved ones.
Even worse than that are the so called Godly Christian men who, in addition to the above criteria believe that giving the minimum 10% is ok, don’t drink alcohol, don’t curse, don’t smoke and any other of the “don’ts” and shunning their fellow christians when they stumble, and that worship is mumbling some words from a book of songs written 2 centries ago. Reading your “about page” you seem totally unconcerned with helping the poor and downtrodden, and reaching the lost.
I’d like to present a scenario about what it might be like to bow before God on judgement day. It might happen this way, it might not, no one really knows. No one who’s ever been to judgement has never come back to tell about it.
You’re kneeling before God and he says “how did you live your life for me?”
You reply “I never drank. I never smoked. I never cursed. I never missed a Sunday at Church. I never failed to give my tithe. I never cheated on my wife. I never murdered anyone. I never broke any of the 10 commandments.
God replies “well, those are all the things that didn’t do for me. Is there anything that you did do for me?”
“well, hmmm” you stammer about.
God interrupts, “did you ever actually feed a hungry person? or did you just let the church food pantry take care of that? Did you ever actually love that lady that was about to have an abortion or did you just stand across the street and scream wrath at her? Did you try to tell that skirted man about Jesus? Or did you just tell him he was going to hell because of his clothing?
That stripper that showed up at your church. Did you ever take her shopping for more appropriate clothing? Or did you just tell her not to come back until she learned how to dress like a lady. The rude waitress that you didn’t tip was really only having a bad day because her child was sick and she was having trouble affording the meds. What she really needed was a blessing. You missed out on that.”
You say that the only rational reason for a man wanting to wear a kilt or skirt is for easy access for fornication yet for some reason you don’t apply the same logic to women. Applying your same logic, the buttonfly would be prefered to the zip fly as the zip fly allows much easier and faster access. The only men’s skirts and kilts I’ve seen on the market at at least knee length while many women’s skirts are much shorter. Denim Jeans were only invented in the 1800’s and slacks as we know them have only been around for around 300 years. Let’s not forget that the men who faught and died for the freedom of this country did so wearing shoes with big flashy buckles, silk stockings, capri pants, and wigs. But that was ok.. because that was the typical dress of the day.
You assume that a skirted garment allows a man to be tempted because of the easier access to genitals but if a peice of clothing is the only thing stopping a man from committing a sin, his heart is in a very wrong place.
For the overwhelming majority of recorded history both men and women have worn skirted garments. How arrogant for you to assume that the way things are during your life time are the way things are supposed to be.
Some people have posted messages about having to go vomit after reading about men in skirts. I get the same feeling after reading comments from you arrogant, closeminded, judgemental, hypocrits. You would rather scream God’s wrath rather than share Jesus’ love. People are leaving the church in droves and it’s not because God has “turned them over to their evil desires.” People are leaving because the church has alienated itself from the world.
As Christians we are called to a higher standard than non-christians but we’re not so set apart that we’re unable to relate to the lost. Think about it. Have you ever tried talking to a non-christian and they look at you like they had no idea what you’re talking about, they totally blew you off, or argued viciously? Did that ever happen to Jesus? Jesus always had something meaningful to say to those he spoke with.
I really could go on for hours.
WhoDat said
McG,
You are a true treasure of the lord.
It is sooo nice to find a fellow, in your case a fella, who is so dedicated to teaching the word.
God bless.
WhoDat said
Oh no!
I see that Erynne is on one of her hormone fueled tyrades again. Poor child.
You need some of that Motrin stuff, and your husband should buy some duct tape for your hands and mouth this time of the month, no offense intended, of course, but you are a real bother. I have heard that you ladies also are soothed by the hot packs and ice cream by the gallon.
Hang in there dear sister. We will pray for you, not listen to your hormone driven ramblings of course, but we will still pray for you… and even more so for your poor husband, who must deal with you in person.
YIC!!
McGregor said
Whodat
God stopped me from reading Erynne post after the words: “The prob”
He instead bade me to seek wisdom from your posts
Praise Him for hiding the sin of Erynne’s post…very long post
McGregor said
Erynne’s husband should rebuke her mightily hip and thigh…for only then can she understand.
Praying for Erynne’s well meaning (and oh how the well meaning will suffer the fires and torments of that smoky hot place) husband to take his wife to the Holy wood shed and rebuke her.
WhoDat said
McG,
It was a VERY long post indeed, I didn’t read it either, of course. That being said, I darn near sprained my pointer finger scrolling past her seemingly endless nonsense, and that seems rebuke worthy indeed.
Praise!
McGregor said
Praise indeed!
I have said it before and I must contain my ongoing praises because to not do so might seem unseemly to His Eyes…
but compassion you have…to withhold such obvious need of rebuking and whipping…you have indeed turned the other cheek…..Lesser men *with plenty of good reason* might of course rebuke her.
She should be grateful and fall to her knees and thank you for your forgiveness…inspired of course, by OUR HOLY FATHER.
Oh Praise His Holy Name
Bob said
[quote]That said, there arises an equally as disturbing of an issues, if you are not in fact a homosexual then why would you want to wear a skirt, or kilt if you will. The only rational conclusion I can come up with is that the freedom of not having slacks with sippers and belts, grants you easy access for spontaneous fornication.[/quote]
Using the same logic, one could figure that as a woman, the only rational reason YOU would want to wear a skirt is to provide easy access for spontaneous fornication. Are you implying that women who wear skirts are sluts?
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/2007/08/02/ten-commandment-thursday-sinner-post-thy-transgressions/
Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader said
Bob:
Nice christian women who wear skirts do not go around flashing their muffins to strange men. Only sluts do that. Ask June Gordon about that. JK, June.
God Bless!
Lynelle
Brian said
I do not want your prayers whodat!! Save them for yourself. For you will need them far more than I. And if I am sent to hell, hey maybe I can buy you a drink, since you’ll be there way before me.
Cara said
I just finished reading the articale about guys in kilts…HOW STUPID! I’m a southern woman that goes to Scottish fests with my children on a rgular basis b/c we love our Scottish heritage. The men I see there and the ones I know are the manliest men I have EVER met! Only a moron would conclude what I have read and needs to get their head outta their ass! Someone needs to realize that we are doing what are celebrating our ancestors and proud of our heritage. I love seeing a man in a kilt and find them verrry attractive! This doesn’t mean if I see a man in a kilt I’m going to ask him to lift it up and go have sex with me somewhere! Lighten up and quit trying to turn this into something it’s not. ANd by the way…judge not others that you be not judged…HYPOCRITS!
Erynne said
I’m shocked that you would suggest that I have my husband tape my hands. You are suggesting that I participate in homosexuality!
McGregor said
Cara….poor bairn for all her ghastly heritage, a heritage I am contriving to cleanse has probably never seen a heather of Scotland or gazed into a moody glen when storm cloud pregnant with rain loom atop the craggy peaks. Has never watched as a wave…a surging surf of purple thistle moved like liquid across a field so green, it hurt and pained the heart. Has never heard the plaintive pipes on the shores of a darkly mirrored loch.
Heritage smeritage….
Kilts make ye weak…weak as women…weak as sissies
Erynne taping your hands….well idle hands are busy hand in Lucifers work.
Taped hands cannot type blasphemies on a Holy Blog such as this.
Glory Hallelujah
BrotherMark said
Please, whodat and McGregor the Righteous, I need your prayers,!! My jezebel strumpet of wife has gone and posted her lady parts all over the web!! Now, I know you can’t see them here, but the legs are bad enough and I know…well, half the trailer park knows she doesn’t wear anything under her kilt! She says it’s “in keeping with tradition!” How shall I rebuke her?? What would be fitting for such an offensive, wantonness kind of behavior?
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o313/AlamoBlues/melegsinkilt.gif
zer0man said
BrotherMark:
I think I met your wife once in Vegas. She had Alien Mardi Gras beads around her neck, and little else.
McGregor said
Dear Brother in Crisis Mark
I am unworthy to assist you in your plaintive cry. Perhaps Pastor Maker or The Chaste Mrs Gaines Crockett can assist? I know Brother Whodat is here someplace ministering.
Perhaps he will see your plea. It should glow upon this page of malcontents like a beacon and he will be at your side and then behind you forthwith.
In the meantime, I shall of course pray for your continued strength in having to suffer a harlot and also for the vile trollop you were so woefully saddled with.
Take courage Brother Mark…
Praise Be….we need a fervent and reverent prayer for this poor Brother
O Compassionate Creator, Lord of the Heavens, Bountiful God and Father…We beseech thee to look down on our poor brother Mark who has been burdened with a wicked woman who has lost her path. Glorious Father in Heaven….Holy God of Angels and Saints…rebuke this woman, this nebulous sinner and force her to see the wisdom in her husband’s words. Let her cast herself down and receive her just dues.
Release the bindings from her eyes…release the vile blindfold of Satan and all sinners…give her ample enough wisdom Lord to realise her wicked temptress ways and bring her back to the compassion love of her man. Let her understand Dear Father, that Brother Marks rebukes will be fair and loving and just.
Now perhaps that will hold off more sin until one of the more Godlier congregation can find you and assist you.
Playdough Girl (Jezebel strumpet) said
Aw, McGregor! Is that a wee sword I spy or are thee happy to seethe me?
(Me thinketh the man does protest too much!)
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o313/AlamoBlues/highlandsbanner.gif
McGregor said
I am rebuking you playdough…your husband should corral you and lock you in a damp dark closet until you see the error of your ways. You cannot tempt me with lewd suggestions.
Playdough Girl (Jezebel strumpet) said
I know I should see the errors of my ways, but I’m having way too much fun. BTW, have you ever heard of the “Hookers for Jesus”? There really was such a thing…I’m thinking my mom got involved with them, ….perhaps I’m really a love child from her whoring years and now it’s just in my genes,…I’m a bad seed.
WhoDat said
Oh Brian I am so terribly sorry that your bride is such a trashy harlot, but women do get that way if they aren’t kept busy enough serving the needs of their husband.
While good rebuke is certainly necessary, you should also add more chores to her daily list and probably don’t let her out of the house unless for church.
Oh heavens, you aren’t married to that wretched, hellbound PlaydoughGirl are you?
I will pray and reflect on your problem more later.
Praise Be.
Yer Ma's yer Da said
Is this pish for real?
Is this site run by folk who thought ” that Hitler, he had a few good idea’s…………..”
The reputation of decent,Christians is being hijacked by arseholes like these.
Playdough Girl (Jezebel strumpet) said
Why, WhoDat, yes he is…but he’s too busy cleaning up the dishes and vacuuming to come read your post, but I’ll be sure to pass the info on as I know he’s just a sissy and would never interfere with me getting on my back, so what harm could it do to let him have a few supportive brothers? I’ll allow it this time, until I go work for Hillary’s Champaign and then I’m tightening the thumb screws on him!
Alasdair said
i’m not entirely sure what’s going on here, appears to be some sort of sado-masachistic christiany love-in thing going on …
… to the author. You’re a bit dim aren’t you deary, it’s a shame. A real shame, because you’re acting as an ambassador for your country and your preferred politician. You make them all look like arseholes (which I think may be your preferred topic anyway). I know they’re not all as anal as you, but you’re doing a damned fine job of changing my mind.
Thanks for helping me close my eyes.
McGregor said
hinka dlùthaich Aberdeen canfeh, Ahl hityi oar hied ‘caw taughtie.
Cliù
Playdough Girl (Jezebel strumpet) said
We think this is all a very cleverly devised aatiee. ;o) Wink, wink
Playdough Girl (Jezebel strumpet) said
WHAT!
McGregor said
Alasdair….just as well that you can’t vote then
Blessings
McGregor said
playdough, the correct way to pose a question is to first clasp your hands in front of your nether bits as though to “bind them to obediance” then a reverent lowering of eyes-not too low as to be considered potentially carnal (that is up to us to decide). Then when all this is done and you are sufficiently quiet and patient and clothed in apparel that is modest then and only then can you address a male. When he has deemed to afford you attention then you may address him. Instead of “WHAT!” You might consider “pardon me” said in a tone that would be considered pleasing soothing and not grate on his nerves.
An observation
WhoDat said
Playdough Girl,
This book could better help you understand how to be a proper helpmeet to your husband aka Command Man. Here is an excerpt, but you can read more at the link below.
http://www.createdtobehishelpmeet.org/excerpts?id=QCg2GKrJ
Playdough Girl (Jezebel strumpet) said
You are indeed enlightening, oh McGregor Now Righteous. I will try to recall your consecrated direction, but I figure if I’m going to hell in a hand-basket that I should at least work for the devil as to get on her good side and I’m afraid that your suggestions may interfere with her certain stipulations. By stipulations I mean that we all had to take a vow with pig’s blood to always be self-serving, self-indulgent, blah, blah, you get what I mean …I’m afraid if I do your bidding I may well lose my high standing with our glorious leader, Hillary.
Playdough Girl (Jezebel strumpet) said
“He is a very necessary expression of God’s image. Of the three different kinds of men, it is more important that Mr. Steady have a help meet who likes him just as he is”
Hmm. Truly inspiring words…..I know God only created us women as a afterthought, but …. (excuse me while I go throw up) Okay, now what was I saying…??. Oh yes, well you know that once removed from the first holy man, that any “copy” (as we were copied from Adam) is going to be less than the original and I am somewhat perplexed by this…possibly there is no hope for me as I am only a faint copy of my male counterparts.
Brother McGregor said
Astounding book Brother Whodat…I am reading there now. I do pray that I am assisting the congregation in a manner pleasing to Him.
Illustration Guy said
Dear Mrs Gaines-Crockett, Rev. Tobin and Mr. Davis,
I have read your recent article regarding the Scottish kilt, and it’s being worn by fornicators, sodomites and carnal individuals, and must largely disagree with you on numerous levels.
Firstly, the concept of wearing a kilt (or skirt if you insist) being used primarily as a way to have easy access to ones genitals. Hmmm, it seems to me that half of our population must be fornicators,the female half.
By your logic of a skirt only being worn for quick sodomy and sex would make most of the female population moral-less folks out to squat on any guy they come by. Quite often, it seems, moralizing Christians who lay into such things as kilt wearing seem to forget that by their own Bible…
Eve brought sin into the world, yet women, the original sinners of the Bible are fully permitted to wear easy access garments like skirts and dresses. Could it be that good upstanding christians like yourself actually like being tempted by the possible easy access of a woman in a skirt?
By your logic, if a skirt is only worn by a person looking to sodomize or fornicate, then most women must, by extention be sodomites and fornicators (and yes, a woman can be a sodomite….she can be accepting of such advances).
Where is the logic of allowing the original sinners to wear a skirt and allowing easy sinning, while denying the upstanding male of the species, who was traditionally able to withstand the temptation of sin, the comfort and freedom of such a garment? Seems kind of backwards to me.
You mention that such freedom will make a man easily “excitable” and prone to improper self-abuse and excitation, yet, prior to Eve commiting Original Sin, nudity was fully acceptable. It was only the apple of the Tree of Knowledge that led to people to being ashamed of their bodies and dressing.
Surely, such knowledge was not meant for man, or else we would not have been told not to eat of the Tree of Knowledge, so the need for clothing, and our ashame regarding nudity was not intended. By that logic, furthermore, clothing was never intended for man, and our present need of clothing was the work of the Devil.
So if clothing is the work of the Devil, why should a man become improperly excited by the freedom of a kilt, or even full nudity?
Saying that good upstanding men should only wear pants seems to only fix the symptom of the sin of adultery and sodomy, not the root cause, impure thoughts.
Surely, intelligent and well educated individuals such as yourself should be able to convince or train a man to resist such urges through education and moral teachings from the Bible?
Steven Arness said
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett,
Your opinion is irrational to say the least, you base it on no facts and assume things of your own making of things people may do but largely have not done. Females dress even less restrictively and more provocatively then a male in a Kilt and yet you accuse them of being more immoral.
In further reading I can only come to the conclusion that you are uneducated in this matter, spew false opinions and assumptions and say they are facts, and the bottom line, fail to make yourself less stupid on this subject.
Males who wear Kilts or skirts are not a threat, people like you are.
Steven Arness
Steven Arness said
Sister Anita Biday,
Educate thyself, pants for males when the bible was written did not exist, as for Deuteronomy 22:5, go back to the roots of it’s meaning to find what it actually says, not what you assume it means in this day and age.
Steven Arness
Ross said
I am a young Christian Scotsman who has somehow came across this excuse for a website. I am offended by your ignorant ( by ignorant i mean you obviously have no idea what you’re talking about ) opinions on my native land and it’s long held traditions and culture. To unecessarilly offend is surely an Unchristian thing to do. Please answer this, to offend me on the grounds of my race is surely unchristian? Can you not understand that calling someone “GHASTLY” is name calling, uneccessary and surely sinful?
You probably are a complete nobody and i’m wasting my time here but i felt i had to say something. Truely sad and doesnt reflect well on the United States. A country that was founded by immigrants from Europe, largely from Scotland and Ireland. I’m absolutly appaled that anyone can be so narrow-minded in their own thoughts. I am actually wondering if this is a wind-up. Why be so judgemental of how a kilt looks? It is your opinion, that doesnt mean you are right! I tell you this, and I tell you this true. When I wear my kilt – and a real, proper kilt with belt and tartan of my clan – there is not one person on this planet that is more PROUD than me. This pride originates not just from the garment but the meanings, the stories, the history behind it. That garment has a meaning to us that you can obviously not fathom. You do not understand it and are frightened by it. That is not rational thinking and God did not give you a brain to be irrational with.
I’m truely abhored if there are gays trying to claim the kilt as their’s but i assure you this. It is not there’s and NEVER will be. It is the pride of the Scottish people alone and not anybody will make us feel ashamed of it.
Scottish and Proud. Right where’s my kilt???
I hope you have the courtesy to do another apology and one that is not condescending like this one. It does nothing but further insult most Scots and through them them our anscestors. So away and bile yer heid!!!!
Alasdair said
Ross,
You’re far more eloquent than I, and I support your every word … Scottish and proud.
Indeed, bile yer heid, ye mad wimin or ye’ll hae it biled fir ye!!
Scottish Presbyterian said
This is a wind-up blog folks. Look at the picture of a white covered bible on the banner at the top, it has a cross and rosary beads. Evangelical Baptists don’t use the Roman Catholic Rosary. They have had their wee laugh winding us up, but this Scotsman didnae come up the Clyde on a banana skin, I and others have rumbled their sophomoric wheeze.
Brother McGregor said
SP I have answered this charge in your original posting. Please do not spam the blog with the same unnecessary posts.
YIC
Brother McGregor said
Alasdair believes that if he writes in our accent he will be a convincing Scot. Go boil your own damn unsaved head sassenach and leave the Chaste Mrs Gaines Crockett alone. For the rest of you, I assure you that even the ghastly scots, which I have had the misfortune to be one, do not read Newspaper headlines in Scotland that see such guttural barlinnie.
We have to thank the English at least for that.
Chris Smith said
You and your husband are still *unChristian words*.
Put that in yer *unChristian foreign words*.
American by birth SCOTTISH BY BLOOD said
It’s people like you who turn people like me AWAY from God.
Way to go.
HYPOCRITES…the lot of you.
“YIC”????? Please.
Your lame attempt at an apology is as apparent as your concern for mankind—totally absent.
Please, for the sake of your after-life, go back and read the Ten Commandments, oh yeah, and have a peak at the Golden Rule again too…it will do your soul good.
I only ask that if you are going to use the Bible as your reasoning for your paranoia, use it more wisely. Try using it toward WHITE COLLAR CRIMINALS…
Patrick said
RE: Sissification of Seattle.
It’s a website like this that gives good Christians and/or Republicans bad names. And I happen to be neither. The real Republican party used to stand for Personal Freedom for Everyone, not “Freedom for My Agenda and F*** You, You Different-Thinker.”
Sometimes I think that asshats like you somehow got misprinted Bibles. Like, the whole New Testament was missing, so you never actually read the whole “Love thy neighbor” stuff that that “Dirty Hippie Jesus” might have said. BTW, your Lord and savior, Jesus? He wore a cool- *** inappropriate material removed**** desert robe, which is more akin to what those “dirty towelheads” wear than your trousers.
I am not automatically gay just because some gay guys like the same stuff as me. If that *is* so, then you are very possibly also gay, because gay people share many of the same interests as we straight people. By the same token, not all Christians are *** inappropriate material removed**** just because you are, Mr Author Sir. ahem
Patrick said
Re: Sissification of Seattle
It’s a website like this that gives real Christians and/or Republicans bad names. And I happen to be neither. The real Republican party used to stand for Personal Freedom for Everyone, not “Freedom for My Agenda and F*** You, You Different-Thinker.”
Sometimes I think that asshats like you somehow got misprinted Bibles. Like, the whole New Testament was missing, so you never actually read the whole “Love thy neighbor” stuff that that “Dirty Hippie Jesus” might have said. BTW, your Lord and savior, Jesus? He wore a long robe, which is more akin to what those “dirty towelheads” wear than your trousers.
I am not ‘automatically gay’ just because some gay guys like the same stuff as me. Just like not all Christians are a**holes just because you are, Mr Author Sir
Brother McGregor said
Patrick
you use the word *A s s* far too many times and thus seem to be fixated on it.
This leads me to think you are a sodomite and possibly also Catholic.
Please refrain from using out and out racial terms such as “dirty towel heads”…When you say them, it reeks of bigotry and surely this offends the Almighty.
YIC
Caledonian Bloodlust said
You really haven’t bothered to learn anything about the Scots people, have you? You are some type of moistened Bint who says whatever flies into her lofty and well ventilated head, without regard to something like, oh, actual rational thinking and pondering…much less religious duty.
You have fallen for all of the religious propaganda your religious order has been feeding you, haven’t you? Have you even read your bible? I begin to wonder…I’ll wager you have never read the Apocrypha or any other related books…no, my no. That would be…heretical….That would be Free thinking….we can’t have any of that…
Men have been wearing kilts for thousands of years. Since long before your god was murdered and never avenged. A kilt was standard issue for military men for thousands of years. Trousers are a very recent development.
So to you all Scots are unclean and are as lepers. Gee, what compassion for your fellow man you show….You are afraid of the penis, how interesting. You would do violence to keep your position? You would not let your God do the judging like it says for you to do in your bible? How tiresome and how typical of your fundamental extremist agenda….
Donz said
You haven’t got a clue have you , you *profanity deleted*??
Personally I think you are just jealous that men look a damn site better in a skirt than you do! (Sorry readers I know they are kilts!)
Yes you are right kilts allow easy access to the *profanity deleted* but I personally don’t see the problem, sex is not a sin and who are you to judge? Kilts are part of the Scottish tradition and part of mine, my Father’s family are from Scotland and my Grandfather used to wear kilts!! I also think you will find Jesus wore a *profanity deleted* robe which as far as I’m aware did not have seperate parts for each leg and therefore was not much more than a DRESS!!
Kilts do not mean gay sodomites, nor do they mean a man is more likely to sit and *obscenity* because he can get to it easier, men wearing trousers go to the bathroom and lock the door to do it!
And as far as having sex for procreation only and not recreation you are either one sad bitch or you are still a virgin!!
Get real and get in to the 21st Century you silly cow!!
Donz said
OOps you are a man sorry thought you were a jealous woman!!
#In that case you are probably a closet gayman, come out and be proud!!
Oh and you aren’t telling me you’ve never wanked you bloody liar!!
Brian said
HOW DARE YOU CALL MY WIFE A TRASHY HARLOT!!! *profanity deleted*!!!!!!
Amber (a/k/a Trashy Harlot) said
Sir, you do not know anything about me, so how can you sit in judgment of me and term me a “trashy harlot” and whatever else and assume I am a poor wife because my husband is of Scottish descent and wears a kilt on occasion? How is this being a good Christian? Does not the Bible, the Holy Word of God, tell us “judge not, lest ye be judged?”
I will forgive you your ignorance, your intolerance and your hipocrisy ONLY because the Lord requires me to do so as a GOOD Christian woman, loving wife, and mother.
Brother McGregor said
You can’t be that bleeding poor…Kilts cost an arm and a leg!
Lying Trash Harlot…
If you were so into forgiving…You would do it because you wanted to do it not because it was required…You FALSE Christian!
TAKE your mumbo jumbo witch doctoring hide out of here. I rebuke thee!
Brother Yancy said
Dear Bro. M
Once again I find you defending a godly position and suffering the attacks of the unrighteous. Strength to you sir, as you are like St. John the Baptist verily verily crying in the wilderness. You almost singlehandedly man the bulwarks of a besieged Christianity and you are building a mansion for yourself in heaven. I only hope I am worthy to be a gardener in your orchard when we go to meet our Maker! Praisie God!
I have taken some time, after Mother retired for the evening, to lisen to some Christian contemporary music and I found a “re-do” of an old hymn I remember as a child. Perhaps you or some of the devout souls on this godly site may remember it:
“I’m using my Bible for a Roadmap, the Childern of Israel did the Same!”
Oh holy holy, the Tabernacle of THE LAMB! Praise Jesus! I was filled with triumphal abundance!
YIC
Bro. Yancy
Brother McGregor said
Dear Dear Brother Yancy…With my Bible in hand, I am likened to an army in here!
What a joyous sound which please the ear! I remember that lovely little song from when I was a boy…
I’m using my Bible for a road map
The children of Israel used it too
They crossed the Red Sea of destruction
And God was there to see them through
There’ll be no detours in heaven
No rough roads along the way
For I’m using my Bible for a road map
Last stop is heaven some sweet day
Praise BE!
You bring such a warm sunshine to these posts
YIC
Mac said
Wow.
I don’t even know where to start. Maybe with the observation that this sort of narrow-minded irrationality is exactly what I and many others have come to expect from organized religion in general and the Christian right in particular. It is the reason that I pride myself on my choice to be a spiritual, moral, and faithful person, and NOT a ‘religious’ one. Organized religion is the bane of human progress, and accomplishes such tremendous evil through intolerance, hatred, bigotry, prejudice, and war as to completely eclipse whatever positive contibutions it might offer through charitable works and spiritual guidance.
The closed-minded rhetoric spouted by Crockett-Gaines, Maker, and others on this site is deeply saddening to me, because I see it as a sign that they have abandoned those things which God gave to set man apart from beast- the ability to reason and the free will to do so. They prattle on about liberal cults, homosexual cults, and so forth, but the only cultists here are the right-wing puppets toeing the party line and reciting scriptures to which little or no historical verifiability can be attached. I suppose I envy the simplicity of your self-righteous peace of mind, but as it seems to come at the cost of alienating everyone who does not share your world views, I think I’ll stick with the more complicated and satisfying pursuit of peace of mind through learning, understanding, and the peaceful exchange of ideas.
As for the original catalyst, the discussion of kilts, well, that just reinforces my point. Clearly the author of the original blog entry is so blinded by her faith that she refuses to allow for any redeeming qualities to be ascribed to any individual who does not fit her pre-conceived notion of a good (pants-wearing) Christian man. Kilts and their numerous variants have been worn by men throughout history, and are still worn in many parts of the world, including parts of Africa, South Asia and South East Asia, and the South Pacific. Presumably at least a few of these pantsless individuals are good people, some of those may actually be good Christians, and a few of those, suffer the thought, might even be good Baptists.
Not that the self-righteous West would ever give those individuals the benefit of the doubt, oh no… that would be too great a concession for the mighty Christian Cult of the West to ever consider. But occasionally, a few westerners do allow that people in other parts of the world might actaully know what they’re doing, even when it comes to rejecting pants. These enlightened individuals (who are, not surprisingly, not always ‘religious’ individuals), willing to contradict accepted norms and go against the mainstream by wearing kilts and sarongs far from those garments’ homelands, are the only ones in this scenario demonstrating anything approaching Christian tolerance and human compassion. I salute those individuals for their cultural savvy and global acceptance. Those who stand in opposition to that kind of forward looking, innovative thinking– Crockett-Gaines, Maker, and others on this site– are the true enemies of human progress. If I prayed in any sort of formal manner, I’d pray for you you. Instead, I’ll hope that someday you open minds to something beyond the dogmatic drivel I’ve watched you recite in this discussion.
Peace-
Mac
PS- For the record, I stand proudly among the kilt-wearers in this discussion. I have two traditional dress kilts from my bagpiping days and a number of casual wear kilts, as well as sarongs from South East Asia in my collection. All I can say is don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it. The male anatomy was not made for pants. If God did create man in his own image (Genesis 1:27), I’m betting He doesn’t like wearing pants any more than I do. In fact, I’m guessing He wears a kilt. As for the unfounded generalizations being made about kilts and sexual orientation, I’m about as straight as they come, but I’ll happily stand shoulder to shoulder with kilted brothers, gay and straight, against the kind of hateful doctrine this blogger promotes.
Steven Walters said
First my reasoning behind the wearing of the kilt is it being part of my heritage and if you find my heritage offensive or appalling then i suggest you avoid a copy of national geographic because some tribes and there traditional tattooing my turn your stomach. Second, as a catholic and from my understanding of Christian faiths, is that God is forgiving he forgives your trespasses as long as you repent. Even to the extent that someday he will theoretically forgive Satan. Now I am familiar with the Jewish god of the old testament being a vengeful god but that is obviously not issue for either of us.
God said
I have forgiven most of you your sins for you know not what you do. I have blessed the scots for they are the true chosen people. As for you little hag of a winch………enjoy the flames
Jesus said
my father has heard my prayers and forgiven most of them for they know not what they do. He has decreed the Scots as our chosen people. And as for you maam …. into the flames wit ya
Jesus said
ps everyone keeps wondering what i would do…..
wear a kilt of course…..
now you know so quit asking
BaptistBot said
http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/2007/08/05/lying-liberals-rotten-rinos-and-the-msm-they-support/
Pauline said
I was amazed by the lack of tolerance and love that some people choose to call Christianity. Christ preached love, hung out with working men, tax collectors and prostitutes. I have a feeling that he would be very offended by this blog. It is narrow minded, bigoted and mean spirited.
I am a heterosexual woman and I consider men who wear kilts to be sexy(usually), it is Scottish tradition, it shows their pride in their heritage and says NOTHING about the sexual preference they choose to indulge in.
Woman you should wake up and smell what you’re shoveling
Nyarlathotep said
If wearing pants is the hallmark of male heterosexuality, I really hate to think what your saying about the residents of Galilee around 30 AD and who that includes…..
Seumas Dubh said
I am disturbed at several things in this entire thread.
1. The TOTAL failure of so many “so-called Christians”, who CLAIM to be following Jesus’s “WAY”, to understand and accept HIS doctrine of acceptance of all. So many of you have clearly NO IDEA of either what Christ SAID or what HE MEANT. I pity you.
2. I am gratified to see that my concerns about BIGOTS in the various Churches of Christianity are supported. You are all over the place, and I warn you all now – GOD will one day tire of the way you mutilate and distort HIS WORD. You SHALL achieve punishment.
3. I’m really looking forward to the day each of you arrives in Heaven, and finds it already PACKED with Roman Catholics, Episoplaians, Presbyterians, Greek Orthodox, Coptic, even Unitarian Christians, to say nothing of the hordes of Muslims, Bhuddists, Taoists, Shintoists, Hindus, Bahai’s, Zoroastrians, Asatru, Wiccans and out and out Pagans who will have preceded you and will be waiting for you in HIS HOME. I REALLY look forward to your sudden and total educations.
Brother McGregor said
All you men claiming you wear kilts…post the pictures or shut up about it. If there is anything I cannot stand aside from an UnGodless person, it’s a person who claims Scots heritage but probably sounds a lot like Granny Clampett. “JED JED!!! Jethro had done eatin all the vittles!!!”
If any of you were really telling the truth then the streets of the USA would be a swirl of blue, green, red, purple broad banded tartans.
Well that simply is not the case is it (unless of course you live in a city like Sodomite Seattle or Lecherous LA or the Vacuous Vancouver BC where the Canadians allow their sodomites to parade down their main streets!)
So quit your fibbing about it. You’re American…Try to have some propped up pride in that at least!
Shawn Tallon said
It is people like you Mrs. Crockett, that give christians a bad name. In the bible it says to not judge one another and look at what your doing! Going against his word. Attacking others beleifs with insults and biggotry. I am very saddened to be linked with you as a fellow Christian (actually I am Gnostic Christian but a fellow christian none the less.) I can only pray for your soul and hope that God saves it. And also to you Brother McGregor, stop your insulting and be a true christian and help those people see the light through kindness and example! Not through fear and bible verses! Something that you probably have forgotten. I am deeply troubled by the way todays “Christians” act, thinking that they are better than everyone else. Whether you are of any branch of any religion that beleives in God and Jesus Christ you are a Christian and should be treated like equals to all others! Regardless of what you call yourself. This is the reason people these days shy away from religion, for fear of being constantly judged. Abolish the institution, remove the Religious Heirarchy, and move closer to spiritualism, individualism and love for yourself and everyone around you. Jesus preached this! We turned a way of life love and hope into a tool for controlling the masses. Stop being so narrow-minded and allow yourself to love again. Accept people for who they are and if you feel the need to help them, be thier friend and show them the light. Not FORCE them into it!
And that’s my 2 cents!
Brian said
There is someone who wants to thank you Brother (unclaimed by anyone)Yancy, Brother McGregor (shame to his family name), Whodat ( who deserves to be taken to his own shed by his wife’s family and rebuked). and the lowly Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett. His name is satan, and your hatred and ingnorance has shown he is alive and well in your hearts! May the Lord God have mercy on you all!
This is my last post because you no longer deserve my thoughts. You have all played and fallen into satans just like he wanted.
Brother McGregor said
Shawn
Regarding Judging…so many of you just remember that little bit that you feel you can fling back..Shall we look at the actual verse?
Judging (Matthew 7:1)Now this is often misquoted by those who are not open-minded
to God’s Word. A careful examination of the context of the Scriptures shows that judging or appraising is not only appropriate but is actually demanded. In order to take the mote out of thy brother’s eye, we have to discern that he has a mote in his eye. Since we will all be judged by God’s Word, how can we go wrong by judging righteous judgment according to His Word?
(Matthew 7:1)
Judge not, that you be not judged. For with what judgment you judge, you will be judged; and with the measure you use, it will be measured back to you. And why do you look at the speck in your brother’s eye, but do not consider the plank in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, “Let me remove the speck from your eye”; and look, a plank is in your own eye? Hypocrite! First remove the plank from your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.
John 7:24
Do not judge according to appearance, but judge with righteous judgment.
And this one is particularly apt:
James 5:19,20
Brethren, if anyone among you wanders from the truth, and someone turns him back, let him know that he who turns a sinner from the error of his way will save a soul from death and cover a multitude of sins
_____________________________
When we “Judge” we are pointing out the wickedness in you…and in ourselves. It is our duty to constantly put the “cards on the table” so you might do with them as you may. The information is yours to seek…Yours to follow. If there is a pronouncement of judgement on you then perhaps it is enough that you think “I have sinned…I have wandered away from God…I have turned my face from The Almighty”
Those that throw back the partial scripture as though this is a fitting rebuke as Fools of the highest order. Knowing this one scripture will not afford you penance nor salvation if you do not understand it.
Praise BE
Judgement in these instances are not condemnations but warnings to get right with the Lord!
Brother McGregor said
Brian…Satan the high deceiver has prepared a place for you
Turn to Christ whilst there is time.
PTL
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Dear Brian,
I hope that the last words you hear as you head out the door forever will be, “Good Riddens”. Your revese psychology doesn’t work around here, Mister. Your evilness shines like a red light over a prostitutes window in Amsterdam and we can see right through it.
KC said
say… which men put on long dresses to perform strange rituals in which they eat human flesh and drink human blood…
oh yes,
that ‘d be the christian priests…
walk on…
Brother McGregor said
Actually that would be druid rites and the early celts were fond of human sacrifice.
Paul Sunstone said
I have heard from a Sister In the Lord, that many of the Sodomites who wear kilts wear NOTHING beneath their kilts except the bits the Good Lord gave to them. I have desired ever since hearing of their lewdness to confirm, for the Glory of God, whether it is true or not. But how am I to do so without risking that I will be smote by Satan with unnatural desires for the Sodomites if I lay eyes on their manly bits? Please help me as I have not been able to sleep at night for thinking and praying about the Sodomites ever since I heard they wear NOTHING beneath their kilts.
Brother McGregor said
Well Brother Sunstone…I am a true Scot and have worned the tartan of iniquity. I can assure you that nothing is worn under the cloth. The only ones that would wear anything under the kilt are those who untruthfully claim scot heritage, sassenachs and other “trendy fashion types” and some fairies who seem to like the leather variety of kilt (not really a kilt persay but a perverse need to have leather caressing their naughty bits.)
The sin is now shifted somewhat from sodomy to the more carnal sin of easy accessible fornication or easy access to self manipulations.
I must attest to the fact that I wore a kilt in the “correct” fashion, before I became a Baptist for Brownback and my lascivious inclinations were wholeheartedly for the female form. Lust is still lust though. It is a carnal sin.
Mrs Gaines Crockett in her benevolent wisdom deigned then to reconsider that not all kilt wearers were sodomite fairies but certainly all were immersed in sins of the flesh.
And also that no right with God Christian American would sully himself in one.
YIC
Brother McGregor said
“bumped” for Brother Sunstone
Jezebel Blue "Devils Advocate" said
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o313/AlamoBlues/got_kilt.jpg
For the love of God!!! McGregor!!! Remember your roots and come back to me!! I’m sane!! (and fun to boot) These people are a bunch of darft-arses!!!
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o313/AlamoBlues/McGregor.jpg
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o313/AlamoBlues/thUpYerKilt.jpg
Paul Sunstone said
After learning from you, Brother McGregor, the Truth that kilt wearing men are not necessarily Sodomites, I have at last been at peace in my soul and spirit. The Lord, may He bless us, has taken from me the desire to pursue the kilt wearers even into their dens of iniquity and there confront them to learn the Truth of what they are wearing. All praise to the Lord!
Christian Pastor said
Interesting opinion. Closed minded! It is my personal opinion that you are a Democrat hiding in elephant’s clothing trying to get Hillary elected! She, you may have noticed, always wears pants. So does her husband, but zippers and belts never stopped him!
Lady, we men of Scottish descent wear kilts for several reasons:
1. To show our pride in our ancestry
2. They are comfortable, much more comfortable than pants, (trouser bind, don’t ya know!
3. We have cute knees
4. Our wives like to see us in them and insist that we wear them
5. The tend to upset uptight people from England. One has to guess that you fall into the later category.
From a kilt wearing Evangelical pastor
Jezebel Blue "Devils Advocate" said
For the love of God man, remember your roots and come back to me!! I’m sane!! (and fun to boot) These people are a bunch of darft-arses!!!
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o313/AlamoBlues/thUpYerKilt.jpg
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o313/AlamoBlues/thAnythingCanHappen.jpg
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o313/AlamoBlues/got_kilt.jpg
Jezebel Blue "Devils Advocate" said
why aren’t my post coming up?
Jezebel Blue "Devils Advocate" said
For the love of God man, remember your roots and come back to me!! I’m sane!! (and fun to boot) These people are a bunch of darft-arses!!!
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o313/AlamoBlues/got_kilt.jpg
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o313/AlamoBlues/thUpYerKilt.jpg
Jezebel Blue "Devils Advocate" said
For the love of God man, remember your roots and come back to me!! I’m sane!! (and fun to boot) These people are a bunch of darft-arses!!!
I had great pics, but they aren’t coming up, pricks!
Jezebel Blue "Devils Advocate" said
that was for McGregor
Brother McGregor said
Hillary is the twin of the anti Christ. No good will come from her.
She is evil masked in works of righteousness…She is a whore for Babylon and all its guises.
Believe what you will… Trust me on this…Hillary is not to be trusted regardless of your political aspersions.
Brother McGregor said
Jezebel you have me mistaken for another McGregor no doubt. You must cease trying to lure me with your womanly wiles…A beautiful woman can be like the deciet hidden in shadows. Unless one is girded and watchful, the beautiful woman can steal a man’s brains.
Mark 6:21 And when a convenient day was come, that Herod on his birthday made a supper to his lords, high captains, and chief estates of Galilee; 22 And when the daughter of the said Herodias came in, and danced, and pleased Herod and them that sat with him, the king said unto the damsel, Ask of me whatsoever thou wilt, and I will give it thee. 23 And he sware unto her, Whatsoever thou shalt ask of me, I will give it thee, unto the half of my kingdom. 24 And she went forth, and said unto her mother, What shall I ask? And she said, The head of John the Baptist. 25 And she came in straightway with haste unto the king, and asked, saying, I will that thou give me by and by in a charger the head of John the Baptist. 26 And the king was exceeding sorry; yet for his oath’s sake, and for their sakes which sat with him, he would not reject her. 27 And immediately the king sent an executioner, and commanded his head to be brought: and he went and beheaded him in the prison, 28 And brought his head in a charger, and gave it to the damsel: and the damsel gave it to her mother.
Brother Yancy said
Brother M
I draw your attention to the “Lying Liberals RINOS>>” post and its comments to see the vile and vicious attack Spoiler made on MY MOTHER!! MY MOTHER, Brother M. I feel like I am having heat prostration.
YIC
BY
Drea said
Something tells me you’re overthinking this entirely too much. Break it down to the basics. Why do women wear skirts on a hot day as opposed to shorts? And then I ask you, why do women then scream about equal rights but refuse to practice them under the guise of the bible which more or less boils down to fear. Until you physically see a man in a kilt practicing sodomy I really don’t think you need to worry about it. Heterosexual scottish men have been wearing them longer than you’ve been able to form a sentence.
Brother Yancy said
Dear Drea
You seem like such a nice and sincere person. Oh, I pray for your soul because I fear you are one of the many innocents tormented, bamboozled and mesmerized by the JCN (Jewish Controlled Media). This is not your fault at all, if you are indeed a victim of the JCN. I will pray for you hard. Take comfort in Revelation 3:9 “I will make those who are of the synagogue of Satan, who claim to be Jews though they are not, but are liars—I will make them come and fall down at your feet and acknowledge that I have loved you.” These will fall at Christs’s feet in the End Days. B;less your sould, Drea.
Glory!
YIC
Brother Yancy
Drea said
Dear Yancy,
I’m very sorry to hear you’ve been brainwashed through the workings of a cult and quote others instead of thinking for yourself.
By the way what’s your favorite flavor of koolaid?
Dude said
Here’s an idea. Find all the criminals who are in prison for sexual offense. Find out how many of them wear kilts. None? Looks like the pants-wearing crowd have a worse name for themselves than the kilt-wearing crowd!
Brother Yancy said
Lord witness how your flock is mocked!
Brotehr Yancy
Sean said
I think “Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett” has lost her mind.
Kilt has never been a sin.
it is some taking pride in there heritage.
What-ever and/or whomever told you this lied to you and should review your “Facts” more clearly before insulting others with your obscured propaganda.
-Sean
Brother McGregor said
Dear Brother Yancy
I have seen the attacked and was quite gobsmacked as a result. To think your poor old mum would be a target is unbearable. It’s almost a blessing that her sight has failed her at this point.
It is a sad day when one’s aged mum comes under attack.
Praying for you and your poor infirm mum.
YIC
DaughterOfMacFarlane said
How are sexual relations not fun? You have a real issue in your marriage if you and your husband are not having fun! God intended sex to be a joyful time for man and wife. Secondly, the author of these articles is obviously a racist and that IS a sin. Why don’t you take a look at some writing from a real Theologian. Rob Bell author of SexGod. Frankly, I’m more worried about the fact that these people have no concept of God, Christ or any other more than the fact that they think kilts are for gays. I have to say that neither myself or my children would be here if kilted men were homosexuals. Think about this: zippers were said to lead to immoral acts in the early 20th century. Now zippers come standard in pants… Hmm…. I wonder….
DaughterOfMacFarlane said
McGregor, if that is your real name, how dare you call anyone a sassenach. You sir, have no right using the Gaelic tongue. Your views have excused you from the Gaelic culture by your own election. You are doing what the English did to the Scots for hundreds of years. You are a bigot! Its as simple as that and you’re not a very smart one either. Thomas Jefferson was known to wear a kilt while out and about on his plantations and although he made mistakes himself (who hasn’t) he also helped build this country. Use your brain not the Bull S*** that you are receiving from the father of lies.
Brother Yancy said
Dear Brother M
Thank you so much. I will tell Mother. Lord, what pains we Believers on the Lord Jesus endure.
YIC
BY
Brother McGregor said
Jefferson had slaves too…Oh well the children of Ham were cursed
YIC
Jezzy Blue said
McGregor use to be so nice, such a nice guy before he got swept up into all this ***UNChristian Word Removed*** ,…I miss our good times! Hun, don’t you miss me!?!?!?! OMG, are so yummie and I miss it that kilt or should I say I miss ***UNChristian Word Removed*** under the kilt!!!
Jezzy Blue said
mcgregor is so yummy
Mod. Note: Your salacious behavior is being monitored.
Pauline said
Christ said “Judge not lest ye be judged.” It is not a call saying a Christian should rush to forming judgments against others. It is a WARNING AGAINST it.
Holy judgment was was what Christ gave an example of when he stood up with the adulterous woman and said “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” The statement caused the crowd to drop the rocks they held and go home.
Christ then told her to “Go forth and sin no more.” He loved her unconditionally and without limits on that love. THAT is what we who claim his name are also supposed to show.
Another person’s clothing, hair, way of talking are not the things that we should use to determine if they are worth while. Our words and actions are what make us worth while. Our thoughts and the amount of love we feel and help, hope, and comfort we offer are what entitle us to wear Christ’s name as part of our identity.
How dare you write something that is mean, belittling, and most of all UNTRUE in the name of Christ. That name is should not be affiliated with things like this article
In this wonderful country of ours, it is a person’s God given right; as well as their state sanctioned right to be an idiot. Unfortunately it is not illegal to twist the words of Christ, but one day you will pay for doing it. The Bible says he will simply say “I never knew you,” or “I know you not,” to masses of people who used his name. Good luck to you.
erig Le Brun de La Bouëxière said
Dear religious ***UNChristian Word Removed***,
As a breton, born of an irish mother, I have, at least, two good reasons to wear a kilt: 1st is to show my cultural and ethnical belonging to the celtic community.
2nd is to show my pride to be breton, as I wear the breton national tartan.
I find a third one. reading the stupidities that low educated protestants can write about the wearing of the kilt, and subsequently about the divine creation.
The Lord in his infinite wisdom, made ***UNChristian Word Removed***pleasant. You can’t denie (well, probably your wives can denie, as I believe that ***UNChristian Word Removed*** with YOU is probably boring).
As a good catholic, I celebrate the divine gift of ***UNChristian Word Removed*** with my wife, as often as possible. each time, I have deep in my mind the canticle of canticles.
Lord is my witness if I swear that I’m an absolute heterosexual, but for you, he probably would forgive me to make an exception:***UNChristian Word Removed***YOU!
DaughterOfMacFarlane said
Fellow Scots and outraged Christian,
These people are just trying to get your goat. They’re idiots hiding behind the safety net of the internet. If they had any real guile they’d show up at a Highland Games and try to tell us this to our faces but they don’t. They show a great deal of cowardice here. Don’t be fooled by their lunacy. Just leave them alone. They’re going to have to answer for their stupidity when judgment day arrives. In their heart of hearts they know that Christ is absent and that void is replaced by hate. Too bad for them.
devil-woman said
That’s not an apology, it’s hiding in a corner crying while your mother yells at you! The Kilt is not a skirt! It was originally a length of cloth to be wrapped around one’s body for warmth and comfort. I’m sure Jesus and all of his disciples wore a similar item of clothing. Also, if you’ll take the time to research the history of the kilt, it was once banned except for military use. I’m sure that around that time homosexuality was also illegal in men at least. (Queen Victoria didn’t believe that lesbians existed! lol) A kilt is not designed for easy access, it’s a refined and modernised version of the original garment, which was simply a strip of cloth. Also, on the biological side of things, it’s probably a good idea for men not to wear underwear beneath a kilt. After all, the testes do prefer a cooler environment, which is why they hang outside of the male body. Trousers or “pants” as you strange american creatures like to call them, do not allow for adequate ventilation, therefore lowering the sperm count. Logically, the only men who would be interested in their fertility would be heterosexual men hoping for children some day. The idea that every man who wears a kilt is a “sick homosexual” is just ridiculous! Also, I personally have no objections when it comes to the gay community. A gay man can be a woman’s best friend. You can talk about everything, without ever worrying about him being sexually attracted to you in any way.
My final point is this: Firstly, Don’t make such ridiculous assumptions until you’ve done some extensive research.
Secondly, Don’t hate people because of their sexuality. They were born with it, and there’s nothing that can be done.
One final point. Those who practice witchcraft do not worship the devil. Again, do your homework!
interpreted said
I’ve never seen the point of devil-worship. It generally presupposes the idea of a god (and, given its Zoroastrian roots, normally God), and that sort of makes it deliberately choosing the crippled horse.
Briar said
I wear a kilt in the summertime on hiking trips so I don’t get the awful “bleeding anal chafe” from walking and sweating as I often get with buttocks-constricting pants and shorts. Is that sodomy? Yikes! A secondary benefit is it saves my female hiking partners a couple extra steps, so in this sense it’s charity.
Brother Yancy said
Dear Briar
I certainly hope these females on these hikes are properly chaperoaned, particularly if your equipment is swinging free in the breeze and ,,, I;m sorry, I just can’t go on. Brother M?
YIC
Brother Ynacy
Brother McGregor said
MacFarlane
where is the closest highland game to you and the dates? What do you look like? If you have myspace, I am more than happy to add you to mypage and you can see what I look like.
I will be happy to tell you face to face
YIC
Briar try loosing some weight…Obesity is causing that, no pants
YIC
Remember
2 Corinthians 10:5. God has blessed us by filling the earth with foods that are delicious, nutritious, and even pleasurable. We should honor God’s creation by enjoying these foods, and by eating them in appropriate quantities.
Brother McGregor said
I supposed I am to take the council of someone called Devil Woman? That name is certainly going to get you heard around here.
Not
Hot Tomato said
wahtever
Brother McGregor said
oh hello round red thing…
nice to see you maintain your passion for asinine posts
YIC
Androse said
2 key points. Although I know one has been pointed out above I think it bears repeating.
1) AND THE MOST IMPORTANT. What did Jesus wear? In every picture I can find that has any historical significance, he is shown wearing robes or a tunic of some kind. These robes/tunics are very similar to the traditional great kilt worn by Scots since at least the 9th century. Additionally in EVERY historically significant recreation of the crucification of Jesus he is shown wearing not but a piece of cloth wrapped around him. This again is VERY similar to the kilt. Are you then to tell me that Jesus was also a homosexual? Why else would you explain this? Could it be perhaps that the Scots of old were in fact trying to honor Jesus by dressing as he did?
2) My personal thought on all of this is that these particular people are still upset that the Scots were the people who time and time again refused Christianity AND they were the ones to finally stop the Roman/Catholic regime across all of the known world.
I am not a christian and proudly so. I would hate to be associated with any religion that, although (compaired to other religions) is very young, has killed or otherwise forced so many people to believe in their religion.
I would also like to say thank you to all the Scot and other kilt wearers and supporters for standing up for our right to wear what we want to wear. Thank you.
Hot Tomato said
You know you love me!
Brother McGregor said
Yes Yes Androse…We got that bit about the robes. Yes very important…yes…
Now for something factual (some of you may think it blasphemy but it is the truth) Christ hung naked on the cross. The cloth seen in artistic depictions was the artist’s reverent compassion for our Lord and this compassion afforded the artist to attempt an act of modesty which our Lord was actually deprived of at the time of his death on Earth.
Matthew 27, verses 26 – 31 describes the rest of the violence against Jesus prior to the crucifixion: “Then he (Pilate) released to them Barabbas: and having scourged Jesus, delivered him unto them to be crucified. Then the soldiers of the governor, taking Jesus into the hall, gathered together unto him the whole band. And stripping him, they put a scarlet cloak about him. And platting a crown of thorns, they put it upon his head, and a reed in his right hand. And bowing the knee before him, they mocked him, saying: Hail, King of the Jews. And spitting upon him, they took the reed and struck his head. And after they had mocked him, they took off the cloak from him and put on him his own garments and led him away to crucify him.”
Brother McGregor said
Crucifixion and what it entailed:
Crucify means to execute someone by nailing them to a cross with metal spikes. Their hands are stretched out on the crossbeam with spikes driven through their wrists or hands. Their feet or ankles are attached to a cross with a metal spike. The weight of the victim’s body tends to force the air out of his lungs. To rise up to breathe, the victim has to put weight on the wounds, and use a lot of strength. The victim is nailed to the cross while the cross is on the ground, then the cross is raised up and dropped into a hole, thus jarring the wounds. Before crucifixion, the victim was usually whipped with a Roman cat of nine tails, which had bits of glass and metal tied to its ends. This caused chunks of flesh to be removed and open wounds to be placed against the raw wood of the cross. The victim was made to carry the heavy crossbeam of his cross from the place of judgement to the place of crucifixion, but often was physically unable after the scourging, so another person would be pressed into involuntary service to carry the cross for him. Roman crucifixion was generally done totally naked to maximize both shame and discomfort. Eventually, the pain, weakness, dehydration, and exhaustion of the muscles needed to breathe make breathing impossible, and the victim suffocates.
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Tobin said
Apologies not accepted, I am appalled and outraged!
I am a heterosexual male, married with a son who will proudly wear a kilt as his Father does!
Do yourself a favor and look up the history of the kilt. The kilt is not a new fad, it is worn with pride and tradition by all Celts. It may be abused and not worn with the proper respect by all people but then we would have to outlaw individual clothing as well and have it replaced by a standard uniform and i don’t know what you say but that is NOT FREEDOM!
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Tobin,
I am ashamed and embarrassed to share a name with you. Dear Lord, not only do you wear a skirt in front of an impressionable child, but you seek to dress him in one!
Is there any way I might convince you to change your name?
In Christ’s Love.
Patrick said
RE:you use the word *A s s* far too many times and thus seem to be fixated on it.
This leads me to think you are a sodomite and possibly also Catholic.
Actually I’m a Pirate, so I’m partial to the booty. Booty that I lay claim to when I’m kilted and my lady is skirted.
RE:
Please refrain from using out and out racial terms such as “dirty towel heads”…When you say them, it reeks of bigotry and surely this offends the Almighty.
My use of quotes around the “out and out racial term” was indicative of being someone else’s words. Mainly, the ilk of people that claim “Christianity above all and screw everybody else.”
Again, the tolerance angle. Blogs such as these indicate you have no idea the intent of LOVE in Christ’s teachings.
Your ball, “Brother”
Brother McGregor said
A pirate huh? My dotty aunt Hattie also went through a period where she thought she was a pirate. Running around waving a mop handle in the air and shouting “ar ar avast” and similar nonsense. It was mostly due to the gin she drank and perhaps a blow to the head she received whilst playing under a seesaw as a child.
We had to put her on tablets eventually when she took to keeping the budgie on her shoulder and the darn bird messed everywhere until it flew the coop one day. Cute little blue thing too.
Could swear a mean streak though,
it certainly wasn’t a dull little bird.
http://i11.tinypic.com/6aiwx3k.jpg
Tobin said
Pastor, I am very proud of my name. I have traced my family back to the 9th century and throughout that history my family has fought in every war though World War II ” IN KILTS”. Do not disgrace those brave Scottish and Irish soldiers who side by side with Americans fought and died for the freedoms we now share.
The kilt is an honored and respected piece of Military garb worn for generations and is still worn today by Scottish, Irish, Welsh and English troops. There are also designated Kilts today for all branches of the U.S military.
Be respectful and please, if you do not wish honor your heritage please remove the Tobin from your name.
Brother McGregor said
Tobin originally is a Hebrew name.
meaning “Goodness of God” if i am not mistaken.
Tobin was an area in Ireland that was inhabited by Anglo-Normans who took the name as their own. Devonshire area…i think. I’d have to check that though.
More Irish than Scots (not that there is anything wrong with that) but thought you might be curious. The only Tobin that were in Scotland were along the English Scot borders (lowland Scottish)
Tobin clan motto was: Touch me Not
And you can’t ask someone to remove his name because you don’t approve of it.
YIC
Candide said
The Gunn Clan Motto is, Aut pax aut bellum. It means (Either war or peace) So I guess I have it covered no matter how you want to play the game.
Candide said
McGregor, I moved you into my top friends…for “Easy access”
Brother McGregor said
naughty girl…. I’ll allow you to have your one moment of risqué fun but a modicum of decorum please dear sister.
I hope you are nose deep in the chapters of Leviticus I bade you read? I am designing a fun little (closed Bible) quiz for you for later. Remember one hint: We will be focussing on the Scriptures between the 1st Chapter to the 9th Chapter for “Name the Sin and punishment” and the 10th Chapter and 27th Chapter for True or False.
YIC
Candide said
Yes Brother McGregor, nose deep! I can’t wait for “Name that Sin” it is my favorite game.
Famous Inventors said
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Brother McGregor said
lol Candide, mine too. Brothers Vancy and Whodat have spent many hours with me playing these games and then rejoicing in wholesome good fun. A night with the Bible, some popcorn and perhaps a small soda or better yet….some of Mrs. Vancy Snr’s fine apple cider and cookies. When Brother’s Whodat’s wife joins us, we often throw in some fine quizes that address the feminine interests. She is a sport and does very well.
We try to quiz each other in a kind of Biblical trivia pursuit. Godly fun indeed. I saw your answers to the quiz and they were quite good. A little weak on the T and F chapters from Lev 20 to 27 45% right so there was a little difficulty. You have to remember that the punishments were outlined in the Bible as coming from God…Not what you wanted to do in the situation but I did admire your fervour. Example “True I would also smote them for that crime.” or “Awesome…has to be false because one would think…well i know i would etc etc” Not quite what I had in mind but still I was impressed. You will soon be spotting the sodomites as easily as we do and better yet…BE ABLE to REBUKE!
Praise Be
Your next quiz will be on Acts…It will be random so study hard!
YIC
Praise BE.
whodat look here said
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Candide said
Thank you Brother McGregor, I will try to get my scores up.
I am much better at Acts anyway, it is just so hard not to interject one’s thoughts into Leviticus, as I am sure you know. And yes, I know that there were no baseball bats in Sodom, sorry!
I will study hard and be ready to accept my rebuking privaliges.
In his name
Brother McGregor said
I know you can do it Candide…You show exceptional promise. I have been blessed to have met you through this God driven ministry.
I look forward to our continued chats…
Praise Be
Brother Yancy said
Dear Candide
Welcome to this Godly site. In your studies, please always keep in mind that the Old Testment is the Jews living Under the Law. The New Testament is Jesus coming to free the Jews from the Law. That’s very very important.
Since Brother M is going to quizz you on Acts of teh Apostles, look at these passages. They are not well known, and taskmaster that he is, he is likely to work them in,
ACTS 8:9-13: “Now for some time a man named Simon had practiced sorcery in the city and amazed all the people of Samaria. He boasted that he was someone great, and all the people, both high and low, gave him their attention and exclaimed, “This man is the divine power known as the Great Power.” They followed him because he had amazed them for a long time with his magic. But when they believed Philip as he preached the good news of the kingdom of God and the name of Jesus Christ, they were baptized, both men and women. Simon himself believed and was baptized.”
What he might try to “trap” you with if you didn’t read farther, is that this Jew Simon was a false convert and did not lay aside his desire for the dark arts.
Welcome young student! Triumphal Abundant!
YIC
Brother Yancy
WhoDat said
Howdy there fellow non-Heathens.
YIC!!
Candide,
It is so nice to see another woman convert here, bless you child. And you are a step closer of not turning into a filthy whore.
DaughterOfMacFarlane said
Son of Gregory (Because McGregor is a name for Scots not bigoted, moronic sub humans disgracing the name of our Lord), If you want to show up at the Alameda Fair Grounds in Pleasanton CA on Sept 1st or 2nd I would love to see you there. But I would warn you to protect yourself in any and all ways possible because I’m sure you won’t find any hospitality there. If you really think attacking kilts like a pack of viscious wolves is going to bring you any closer to Christ, boy are you ever mistaken!! And please, stop hitting on me. It does nothing for your “ministry”.
WhoDat said
Dearest Brother McG,
As I know you to be far to classy to beat a woman, or giver her the time of day for that matter; You want I should have Mrs WhoDat kick this DaugherOfFordFairlane in the VaJayJay for you?
I mean what respectable lady would act like that? She must be a ’shemale’… that reminds me, has anyone seen LaMona tonight?
WhoDat said
My Lord!
Now, after all this time my kind, utterly harmless little comments are ‘awaiting moderation’?
Why in creation? No offense, of course, but are the mods hitting the bottle tonight? Your husbands will be taking you in hand for a healthy rebuke tomorrow, once you awake from your drunken stupors.
Brother McGregor said
Sister from the Unholy house of MacFarlane
I assure you I would not presume to hit on anyone. You must surely have a high opinion of yourself and let me modestly remind you…”pride goeth before a fall”
I just felt if you knew what I looked like in all that crowd it would be easier to spot each other. I would not be wearing the tartan of the McGregor
Also for what it is worth: I am not a sept of McGregor.
YIC
come down from those lofty heights you hold yourself in…You are merely a woman.
Brother McGregor said
Brother Yancy lol. I had those Scriptures in mind as well. Now I will have to dig a little deeper.
She is showing exceptional progress and taking to the Book with a worthy zeal.
YIC
and thank you both also for your kind encouragement of her. That was nice
Brother McGregor said
Brother Whodat….I am sure it was a mistake. Our poor moderators are overly taxed these days more so because this is Sam Brownback day.
WhoDat said
Oh Brother McG you are so right!
Bless Sam Brownback day, I know all of us BrownStars are behind him
Blessed Sam…
Please do your best to put the savages in their place, which is syphening oil with their mouths, by the gallon for us good humsns (read Christian Southern Baptist Americans).
Please put women back in their kitchens, barefoot, and pregnant, being proper help meets.
Please send these other heathens (Adam, LaMultiplePersonalities, etc) to hell, where they belong.
Amen.
Bless you!
Brother McGregor said
Indeed this has been an exciting day! Praise your words! What makes it more exciting dear Brother is spending it here amidst our humble and righteous congregation. I came in here at every opportunity throughout the day to read the fine words of yourself, Brother Yancy and Sister Lynelle, Our fledgling sister Candide, Mrs Gaines Crockett (She should rest a little more i feel…) Mabel and Dottie and Pastor Maker…
I just know I am going to forget someone.
What a day this has been and to think our dear moderator Grace set the day off with a rousing good rebuke and a banishment.
Praise be….What a glorious day!
YIC
Brother McGregor said
Well it looks like we chased off that harlot MacFarlane trollop.
Glory Be! Probably another of la moaning’s disguises.
DarkMatter said
OK, So as a Kilt wearing, Heterosexual, with kids, my wifes no fool, served in the military, fought in wars, family died fighting in wars, helped to keep this country safe, conservative Cristian, kinda guy I take great offense to your idea. Why must you push YOUR religion on everyone around you? Why must you insist that anyone disagreeing with you is wrong? Let me make a few points Mr/Mrs/Miss “know so much”. 1- Jesus did not die on a cross. Check your history, crosses did not play a part in religion until Constantine tried to convert the the pagans to Christianity. 2. If your really a Christian then you would not be judging others for what they wear. Maybe you forgot that Jesus came here for the sinners not the righteous. As a Christian it is not my place to concern myself with the acts of others. It is my duty to tell them about bible principles not my duty to berate them because they do not believe as I do. If you can actually find anything in the bible about the clothes you wear, let me know. I have searched and searched, but, nothing about how I dress, except, the bible instructs us not to be part of the world, as far as I can see I am from from being worldly. I wear a Kilt because of my family birthright. The bible teaches us not to do things that will bring distraught to the family and as long as the family does not object, then no stress. 3. You keep brining up sex. Man you guys got some real hang ups. You talk about sexual recreation/procreation, man have you guys got issues. If the wifey wants to have sex because she loves her man then let her, the bible instruct us not to deny our mates. Maybe if once in a while you had sex with your mate because you love each other you won’t be so uptight. I don’t have a bible right here with me but I am real sure one of the apostles said (paraphrasing)You men, abstain from fornication like me and if you cannot it is best to marry than to break one of Gods commands. I bet you celebrate Christmas too? I bet you believe Jesus was born in December too? you need to read a little more of your history books and not the ones that only go back a few thousand years. Boy you guys are full of yourselves. What happen to the humbleness Jesus taught, long suffering and so on. I guess those lessons are lost on you and your false religion. Heres is what is really funny, just yesterday I saw this gay guy at the mall and he was dressed just like you, not me! Are there gay guys dressed like me? Maybe. I don’t know any but I am sure they are out there. Please stop pushing what you believe on everyone else and if we disagree don’t hate me. I believe it was Jesus that said (paraphrasing) take the word to all the peoples of the nations and if they should close the door on you or they do not listen then knock the dust of their doorway from you feet and go to the next house. Those of us that follow Jesus do not condemn others because it is not our place, that is Gods duty. Our place to to live loving God with all our heart and soul and love our neighbor as ourself. It comes down to this, all this fuss about sex, clothes etc. is the work of the Devil. Yes the Devil. Because if your read the sermon on the mount then you know what the fruitage of the spirit is, and is not. Take a long look in the mirror. Because the whole sissy thing is crap. So if you wear a Kilt your gay. I guess all those Non-gay priest that exploit young boys, all those preachers on TV that rip off the elderly, all those guys like the BTK killer who was a profound Christian are the saviors of the world? I think not. Neither are yourselves. So stop worrying about us, save yourselves first. Before you take the splinter out of your brothers eye, remove the timber from yours. Oh by the way, FYI, pants we not invented until the Victorian era only a few hundred years ago. And just so you know, more Kilt wearing soldiers have died fighting for Gods cause than you can count. We are the ones keeping you safe. When I go to bed tonight I will make sure I pray for your salvation. Slainte! I really doubt this gets published.
Brother Mcgregor said
Darkmatter (now there’s a real bleedin clan name)
if i can draw your attention to this
http://i13.tinypic.com/66ltjlj.jpg
look like pants to me…the Roman soldier serving in Britain Gaul etc often wore a pair of breeches which basically secured around the waist with a small rope. The weather was cold. Breeches came into fashion probably the latter part of the 16th century.
Would you consider the term “sissy” to be a put down or a condemnation of sorts?
If so…it would appear that you are right up there putting down people like the rest of us
YIC
PrincessBarista said
So apparently my previous comment was removed as it may have hit a sore spot for all of these insane “christian” finger-pointers! So here I go again…
I am a Christian and have been for over 25 years. To read what these “God-fearing-finger-pointing-judgemental christians” are writing in reply just kills me! Jesus DID NOT hang out with the Paris Hiltons of Bible times. HE HUNG OUT WITH THE HOMELESS, PROSTITUES, HOMOSEXUALS, AND BASICALLY ALL THE SINNERS! I am a sinner just like anyone else, I don’t pretend to be perfect like these jackasses on this blog. It’s because of stupid “christians” like the ones reprimanding people on here that give people like me a bad name. They are the reason that no one like Christians or Christianity.
Wearing a kilt is not homosexual. That’s like saying a woman wearing a girdle is trying to show off her body so that she can fornicate more easily? Get your heads out of your rears you stupid so called “baptists”. If you had any INKLING of what it is to RESPECT people’s heritage, cultures, and basic uniforms you might have an idea what it is to be a REAL CHRISTIAN.
PrincessBarista said
And just for good measure:
Matthew 7:1-5
1 “Do not judge, or you too will be judged. 2 For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.
3 “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4 How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.
Brother Mcgregor said
Yes Christ walked with these people Princess Barista (Is that an arab name?) but you are missing the following points re: Christ spending his time with all the dregs of society.
What He told them was: Go and sin no more”
John 8:11 “…And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.”
If we spoke to people as Christ did and told them the Word of God…These people say “hahahaha” and go and continue to sin.
See what you are saying is true up to a point…
and then it falls flat and it falls flat because people are forgiven but they can’t control or really want to control their bad habits.
Liam said
You make no since what sex was the kilt intended for? It was made as an easy to put on clothing item. Not something to commit acts of fornication. You know little about anything of the Scots. You are highly racist, and have no respect from me until youve proven it, Christ would never aprove.
Brother Mcgregor said
Liam I was looking for respect from you? you filthy Irish potato farmer.
Brother Mcgregor said
The day I start looking for respect from a paddy potato farmer is the day i put on a cassock.
DRUID said
A copy of what I’m sending to the Senator. Enjoy…
http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/2007/07/28/the-sissification-of-seattle/
http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/2007/07/30/update-some-kilt-wearing-men-might-be-heterosexual-after-all/
Dear Senator,
I can say that without a doubt, that I am more than “displeased” with the contents of the links provided above. To associate yourself with these types of individuals, casts serious doubts on your ethics as a US Senator. Your sworn duty is not only to represent these people…but represent ALL people – in your district and in OUR Nation. Any decision you make as a Senator, represents ALL Americans…and that includes the good people that these MORONS are trashing. Align yourself with them, allow them to speak your name…and that reflects on your character…or lack of it.
First, let me say that my “Ghastly” heritage is older than Christianity itself. I guess it’s not enough that the Christians all but killed us off to convert us [to Christianity] in history…now they need to slander us as “homosexuals” 1500 years later is also a necessity?
Why do we have to listen to this garbage from our “spiritual leaders?” So much for “love thy neighbor,” huh?
I’d like to know how you justify their words, Senator…when in fact, we’re continuously hearing (and reading in the papers) how gay, pedophile priests are still lurking…and hunting…in the shadow of Christ? Please explain that one to me, I’d really like to know…
Thank you for your time and I look forward to Election Day.
Sincerely,
XXXX X. XXXXXX
XXX X. XXX XX.
XXXXXXXXX, XX XXXXX
mod note: Good thing you added that stuff about the Catholics and the priests. Praise be I should remind you that we are an unofficial Brownback for President group. These are our feelings and ours alone
Arcadia said
Mrs T.D. Gaines,
What makes you so much better? I know you will have your crusade because our constitution gives you that right. If I remember lessons from Priest’s and Rabbis (thats right I’m Jewish and Irish and wear a kilt) judgement is reserved for God and God alone. God has a plan and we do not know what that is, so before you judge the morality of kilted people check yourself. Kilted men and women have been around long before you and will exist long after your. Furthermore, the kilt was originally outlawed in 1725 that didn’t go so well because they amended it in 1745. Kilts are symbols of national, culture, and hetorsexual pride. If you want to live in the dark ages then maybe we should hold you to those laws. Nonetheless, I will show your article to my fellow kiltsmen, my grooms for my future wedding (they will be in kilts), and others about your intolerance to difference or things you don’t understand. In conclusion, I hope you never visit west coast or my kilts men and I may give you alittle intolerant judgement and highland justice (claymores and dirks).
Mod Note: Do not make threats…Your ip is logged. Thank you
Better than you. said
You guys aren’t Christian at all. Good bye to tolerance and religious freedom.
Plus, I think you guys are trying to hide your own feelings by telling everyone else they’re gay.
Rongoms said
Mrs. Gaines,
I would like to point you to the example of The Cameronians, Scottish Rilfes.
The Cameronians, Kilt wearers all, were a regiment created for the SOLE purpose of protectintg the religious faithful. from creation to disbandment (years ago now) each soldier and officer was issued a BIBLE, along with his combat kit.
I’m appalled at your incredible lack of tolerance, and the simple lack of historical perspective.
I do not, however, disagree with you on the sissification of Seattle. As one of the few natives left, i’ve watched my beloved city become a bastion of hatred and intolerance, disguised as being “progressive”. the people here proclaiming thier values (or forcing them upon us) are as hate-filled as those they rail against.
As i’m sure you know, we are supposed to hate the sin, not the sinner. I wear kilts as a matter of course, respecting my scottish heritage (my grandfather was a commander of the Cameronians, Scottish Rilfes.) and making broad statements such as in your original posting simply makes people discount the valid points you make in other postings.
please pray about this and allow god to show you that a form of dress is not an indication of a sinful life.
Ron
DRUID said
It’s a nice, honest and unobstructive thing that you edited out the part I typed about child molesting priests…what do you have to hide? Someone close to you?
You want to make criticisms…take them too…and leave them posted.
How’s this for a threat for you?
Bill O’Reilly….
I can’t WAIT…..
Mod Note: Me either
Brother McGregor said
Ya daft bawbag…We wouldn’t protect priests if our lives depended on it! The Cult of Catholicism isn’t something we support. Why would we edit out any mockery of priests?
Brother McGregor said
and reread your post git…Your stupid comments are still there
Blaze said
This entire site is a huge, huge joke
SCOTTISH SOLDIER said
Brother McGregor, you make me puke. Your not even human
Mod Note: I could kick your arse in a second. Be glad I don’t know where you live you filthy bawbag.
Karen Buchholz said
I find it interesting and amusing that you spend so much time thinking about the sexuality of a man in a kilt, and about the sinful nature of all men who wear them. That speaks to 2 issues (at least).
1) If a man wears a kilt for one reason only…easy access to his manhood, why then does a woman wear a dress? Is it also to have easy access to her womanhood? I’m surprised by your inability to believe that a man can wear a kilt without thinking about having sex with everything on two legs – other men, women, themselves…
That leads me to the other issue your closed-mindedness raises.
2) Your obsession with sex. It seems to me that all you have on your mind is sex since you assume that everyone else is driven by unbridled sexual impulses. For some reason you decided to hang you hangups and frustrations on kilted men and their wives. It seems you’re hiding your own fears regarding your own “sinful” thoughts by ranting about other people’s sins. Perhaps you would do well to pray to have you obsession with sexual thoughts lifted from you so you can stop accusing everyone else of being so deviant.
BTW, ONE section of ONE verse in the Bible doesn’t speak to the full message of the whole Bible. Taking things out of context in order to support your own personal thoughts is misleading and sinful. The minister who leads his/her flock astray is judged more harshly than his/her misguided, sinful flock. Becareful of the judgement you call upon yourself.
Mod Note: Why don’t you shut up and read the Bible?
Carla said
Dear TDGC,
**UnChristian Word Removed**?
-Carla
Mod Note: If you wish to post here then keep it respectful.
Rude UnChristian Letters Removed said
WOW, what. The. HELL!!! What is wrong with you people?!?!?!? i’m as conservative as it gets, but i still think that a kilt is the manliest thing in the WHOLE, **UNChristian Word Removed**, WORLD. Did you know that by saying kilts are homosexual, you are saying that the entirety of scottish men were homosexual for hundreds of YEARS?!?!?!? Wake up you pieces of **UNChristian Word Removed**! The scottish army wore kilts for hundreds of years, and won many wars. Also, watch the movie Braveheart, and tell me that Mel Gipson (sp?) isnt more manly than any pants wearing man. i am shocked and appaled at what you “accepting” people think. Also, most of you are incredibly childish, calling people gay, and thinking that saying it made you right stopped in about the, 6th grade. Also, let me tell you one more thing, there are only three things in the world more manly than kilts, The M1A2 Abrams main battle tank, The United StatesMarine Corps, And a **UNChristian Word Removed** sniper rifle.
-The ignostic kid
ps, you call this an apology???
Mod: People who post in old areas and cannot spell are really quite tedious. The only non homosexual Scot is our Brother McGregor. The rest are all prancing fairies.
XXX said
I’ve got a few questions for you.
How exactly is a kilt supposedly a sin?
How do you justify insulting other people if you claim you are a Christian?
How much do you actually read the Bible?
What about “Love the sinner, hate the sin?”
I wear my kilt to church. Is that a sin?
What do you plan to do about it anyway?
Amused said
Some of the best comedy on the net!
daniel said
wow who every posted this is ignorant and a bigot. the kilt is a ancient garment and a comfy one at that if you dont like it you have no reason talking about it. This site is a entire joke. it dosent mean your gay or what ever because you wear a kilt. It not used for spontanios fornication ppl wear them because there comfty and give you a since of freedom
Tiffany Wellsley said
Daniel,
Thank you for disproving the ridiculous myth that homos are smart. I can’t believe the moderator approved this brain dead post. At first, I thought it was written in ebonics. I haven’t seen that many misspelled words, inappropriate (or absent) use of punctuation and poor writing skills since one of dear Sister June’s posts. June has excuses — she’s illiterate, uneducated and generally under the influence of “medicine.” But this much is certain: unlike you, at least she’s straight.
Tiffany
Marilyn Monroe said
I doubt a man in a kilt could stand above a subway vent and look as good as me !
Saying that, I’d like to see it tried………..the sight of a Scottish schlong blowing in the breeze would surely give me the right horn, and I’d have to go home for a bout of horizontal jogging with JFK
[Moderator's note: Just out of curiosity, how many more estrogen injections must you undergo before the doctors will be chopping off your "horn"?]
Marilyn Monroe said
Oi Mod…………you been watching Futurama again !
How dare you suggest that I’m some cheap backstreet pre-op-tranny touting my business in some Las Vegas alleyway ! [I never suggested the alley was in Las Vegas.]
I’m the real thing – the real Norma Jean – all [obscenities deleted] – and talking to you from an alternative reality !
[Moderator's note: "Alternative reality" must be the "politically correct" term for dementia.]
Uisgea said
I am very happy that I came across this site, as I find it equal parts stupid and hilarious, which is a beautiful combination.
If the only reason for having sex is reproduction, why do women have orgasms?
Men’s orgasms are simultaneoulsy functional with ejaculation, but what good does it do a woman?
Answer: The good that it does a woman is that it reminds her that she is a child of God and He wants her to have a bit of fun from time to time, and that boinking is to be encouraged because, as a father, He is a “more the merrier” kind of guy. He therefore commands us to be lickity-split clean before we bang one another on the beach during Spring Break and pretend it never ever happened.
It’s all quite logical when you look at it that way.
Marilyn Monroe said
Ummmmmm………….errrrr……….I only mentioned Las Vegas because…..ummmm…..because…….ummmmm…….well, just because okay !
Anyway, just because you don’t believe in science doesn’t mean that alternative realities don’t exist………………I should know, I’m talking to you from one (which is far better than your reality I might add………..we’ve banned country music !)
Tiffany Wellsley said
Uisgea,
Why am I not surprised that your post would focus on the female “o” word (given that your illiterate parents attempted to name you after a female sex organ)? The reason God gave men and women alike the ability to experience that feeling, you twit, is to ensure that procreation occurred extensively and the planet was populated. While Christian women recognize our obligation to succumb to our husband’s requests for relations, gutter trash like you would refuse to participate if you weren’t guaranteed some immediate pleasure in return.
Marilyn,
I know all about your “alternative reality,” dear. When my husband’s mother was 84, she entered the same “alternative reality.” Medication helped for a while, but eventually we had to put her into a special home where they specialize in assisting people living in their “alternative reality.” My husband’s grand niece was born into an “alternative reality” and remains in a padded room. I wish you the best, Marilyn.
Tiffany (often mistaken for Audrey Hepburn (in “Breakfast at Tiffany’s,” of course))
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