Christina Aguilera Finally Tastes Her Just Desserts!
Posted by Pastor Tobin Maker D.D on July 29, 2007
Folks, sometimes God works in mysterious ways. He’ll do something for reasons you, in your puny mortal ignorance, cannot fathom. So be it. It is not up to us, and especially you, to question His wisdom. However, events such as tornadoes, earthquakes and the unending persecution of President George W. Bush can have the effect of drying up your well of faith. Jesus and I understand this, even as we rebuke you for your weakness.
But then, every once in a while, the Lord will take action so obviously necessary, so clear in its intent, that Christians everywhere find their faith-wells overflowing with the sweet, crystal waters of Christ’s eternal justice. Just such an event occurred over the weekend.
I am speaking of course of the “upper respiratory infection” that has struck down Miss Christina Aguilera, her “dancers” and various members of her “crew”. A “singer” of popular “music”, Aguilera has lost her voice, and has been forced to cancel a series of concerts in Australia. You may read and revel in the full details here.
Lord only knows how this strumpet contracted her throat infection. I do not want to know. But suffice to say these lyrics, from one of her songs, provide a clue:
“Hush now, don’t say a word
I’m gonna give you what you deserve
Now you better give me a little taste
Put your icing in my cake
You nasty boy (boy)“Oh no, ooh there I go again
I need a spanking, ’cause I’ve been bad
So let my body do the talkin’
I’ll slip you that hot, sweet, sexy lovin’ (lovin’)”
Those words come from a song titled, “Naughty, Nasty Boy”, which may as well be the official anthem for harlotry and sodomy. One can only imagine how many unplanned sexual events occurred as a result of impressionable young minds being exposed to such filth.
But thanks to the majesty and power of God, the blaring megaphone of Christina Aguilera’s sexual terrorism has been muffled.
And Praise Jesus is all I can say to that! Why not head on over to Christina Aguilera’s official website to express your support for the decision of the Ultimate American Idol judge.
In Christ’s Name,
Tobin Maker, resident pastor, Baptists For Brownback 2008
MONNIE WILLIS said
I BET you that SLUtt gotthe CLAP of the mouth JUNE GORDON probly has some creaqms and pills to clear it right UP she could loan her
Confused said
Christina Aguilera is a terrible influence on today’s youth, I agree… but I doubt God smote her. She travels a lot, she probably just caught some bug. Besides, if God took the timed to smite some influential person, it would probably be someone more like… I don’t know, Omar al-Bashir (a Sudanese military leader, responsible for the deaths and suffering of millions).
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Who are you, and why are you using dear late Sister-In-Christ Monnie Willis’s identity?
I rebuke, thee, demon! Slither away from here and tell your master he’ll find no truck in this place.
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Confused,
Jesus looks out for the youth of America, who are hardly threatened by some bedraggled african goat-tender.
Christina Aguilera, on the other hand, poses a crisis for Christian American children.
La Mona said
Oh, Americans are more important than all the others created by God on this planet? So…..a country made up of people that came from countries all around the world are special because they were born inside certain borders drawn by Man?
Oh let’s use your “logic”, and then Christina was struck by God so that she had to cancel concerts in Australia….which means that people in Australia that would’ve been influenced were saved…so God was looking after them and not Americans, or maybe both….
Confused said
Maker-
According to YOUR bible, God loves ALL of his creatures- not just white Americans. There are millions suffering in Darfur, and according to that book, your God should care. That “African goat-tender” you referred to is a mass-murderer. He is ordering genocide. I’d say that’s at least as important an issue as our country’s youth.
miss007 said
Um…wow…and you don’t find it odd that you were paying that much attention to Christina Aguilera to notice when she simply caught a common sickness? I have a runny nose, does that mean that I sniffed something earlier that I wasnt supposed to? So God said “She shall learn her lesson by not being able to smell for 24 hours!” *lightening flash*
Are you mad ’cause you weren’t able to get the live album from Africa? So you must rant about it on here.
*snot walls crumble!!*
And the fact that she most likely will be up and back to normal in no time. Maybe we should send her an e-mail asking if she would sing a song for you.
Pastor dude,
You have a way with words don’t you? ….goat-tender….the only real goat-tenders I know about are the one that have a career out of taking care of livestock, or the extremist rednecks a few miles from my home. But a mass-murderer? Hhhmmm…that just doesn’t really pop into my mind with that phrase. I mean, I’m sure in his mind he thought of them as goats, and things that had no feelings or emotions, and all those childrens cries would give him, I’m guessing, sexual pleasure.(I don’t really study too much on mass-murderers, mainly serial killers)
But hey, who am I to judge right? According to you he’s doing this white supremacy world a favor, am I correct? Why don’t you go join him ,aye? You would love that wouldn’t you? How dare you refer to yourself as a pastor! You stupid racist KKK loving b@st@rd! I should spray paint some little white kid brown and let you have your way with them. Then later on I’ll tell you the truth.
Either you are sincerely disgusted by a darker skin tone, or you have a secret obsession with them that you are afraid to admit, so you pretend to hate them.
Or how about I take you and a “goat”, lay you both side by side, tie you both down and cut you from sternum to groin, to show you that you’re the same color really. You even look like twins on the inside! *gasp*Well, that is if you don’t pass out from the pain first…
God Bless!
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
miss007,
I can assure you I love every American, no matter the color of skin they’ve been blessed or cursed with.
And there is no need for you to be so crude. This is not one of your punk feminist web forum sites.
I will pray that you develop some decorum and feminine skills before it is time for you to find a husband.
Bless you.
miss007 said
Oh, but sweetie! What if I don’t want a husband? How about a WIFE!!!! OMG!!!!!
HAHAHHAA!! Nah, but anywhom, why do you only refer to Americans? Why must it be a curse? I’m white, and personally, I say thats a curse, ’cause when I get sunburned!! Oooohhh, Lordy it’s bad!!!
And last I checked, I never mentioned anything about being a punk feminist. Assumptions assumptions…
And I’ll pray that you develop some skills to read the bible properly with. And realize that if God wishes for me to not be so open-minded, that he would make me your daughter…but that didn’t happen.
I am me, and God and I are Proud for that!!
BURNS! said
I’m still upset about the Kilts!
BURNS!
Scottish Lassie said
Me too BURNS! But I digress….I am praying to my just and loving God that these crazy Baptists for Brownback catch the same thing that Christina A. has. A little silence from the ignorant and hateful would truly be a blessing. Too bad it couldn’t work its way down to their evil little fingers so they couldn’t type as well. Oh, and to top it all off, a little added prayer is that these malicious and insane Baptists for Brownback open their beady little eyes so they can see our REAL MEN walk by in their proud and glorious kilts on Kilt Day–Monday July 30, 2007.
Praise Jesus our Lord and Savior, God Bless America, and Hurray for our Kilted Men and Proud Scots-Celtic Heritage!!!
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Dear Pastor Maker,
I am so sorry that those cross-dressers have found their way into your perfectly good article about that slut, Christina Aguilera. I cannot, however, say that I am surprised. Any man who wears a skirt would find the the likes of her to a sodomite’s heroine. She is as cheap, tawdry, and immoral as they are so it makes for a perfect fit.
I will be praying that Miss Aguiliera find the Lord and that if she doesn’t leave the heavy metal music scene that she lose her voice all together. Better to whisper the rest of her life than to utter filth.
Confused said
I can assure you I love every American, no matter the color of skin they’ve been blessed or cursed with.
FIRST of all… What do you mean “cursed” with? How is having a darker skin tone a sin? Newsflash: You’re partially right… there ARE bad black people. There’s also good black people, bad white people, good white people, etc. etc. Skin color means nothing.
SECONDLY… You said you love every American… so people who weren’t born in the US are evil? Is it just the continental United States? Are Alaskans and Hawaiians evil now? What about Puerto Rico? That’s sort of a part of the U.S. There are innocent people suffering miserably and being murdered en mass in Darfur, and you don’t care not JUST because they’re not white (I guess being “colored” is sort of forgivable under certain circumstances), but because they were born in a different country. There are children, that you claim to be so fond of when you’re ranting against abortion, who are suffering and you don’t care. You see it as some sort of divine justice. That is SICK.
Confused said
Crockett,
Don’t compliment Christina Aguilera by saying she’s heavy metal. She’s a pop princess. Heavy metal is cool. Christina is not.
pay no mind to the negative kind! said
Christina is a STAR and has a voice to die for!! … Jealous much?!?
Get better soon Christina, ur fans LOVE u!!!
xxxxxxxxxxxx
Nadine said
You People are prats…
if you were really Christian’s then you would recognize the fact that nobody has the right to judge another person but God…
I suggest you study the teachings of your religions more closely before posting blasphemous articles and comments on your website.
Quite frankly, grow up and focus on something a wee bit more important than an artist falling ill.
And just so you know, it was more than likely teh flu virus, i live in Australia, a lot of that going on right about now…
and she does have the voice of an angel…
ur just ugly and jealous.
good day to you all.
Scootter said
Why are you picking one her? Was she wearing a kilt? Or was she wearing pants?
I think you overly judgemental types are gonna be a little surprised when you get to heavan God reminds you that he is the judge, not you.
“Jesus and I understand this, even as we rebuke you for your weakness.”
To claim that you are closer to Jesus than the rest of us is laughable. You should pay more attention to your own life. You need mental help because you are sick. If you do stay on your current path please do me a favor. Say hello to Stalin and Hitler when you get to Hell.
Scootter
Bob Baffet said
At least miss Aguilera has no recent dui’s,
Helen Bock said
This site is Baptists for Brownback (i.e. the next President of America). Baptists for Darfur is some other site.
Adam Nelson said
You shouldn’t need a blog for every ethnic group. You should instinctively care for every person equally. That’s called human empathy. Select members of this blog are sorely lacking in this department.
Hil2008 said
Actually, I’m pretty sure that Christina is (gasp!) pregnant, and she may have been suffering from the side effects of that particular condition.
Pastor, should I take this to mean that you never get a cold, suffer from allergies, or have a runny nose? Because clearly, if you do, it’s because God has taken against you for some alleged misdoings.
Hil2008 said
Also, if you go to the link that’s in this article, the “illness” and “tour” took place in 2000. The article states that her second single ever (from her first album) was released and was climbing the charts.
I’ve been reading this site for the past couple of weeks. It was mentioned in a posting about religion and politics. I can’t imagine a religion that would welcome people who think the way that this site does, nor can I imagine a politician openly courting people like you. I’m young (mid-20s), and struggling to figure out what I want with my life and how I can bring myself into a better relationship with God. I haven’t reached any huge conclusions other than this: I don’t worship the same God as you. The God I know is love. Pure and simple.
God = Love
Adam Nelson said
LOL God has smitten thee with baby!
HisWisdomReigns said
Hil2008,
Can someone who uses this moniker truly be on a quest to have a better relationship with God? Of course not, as God does not support that strumpet. God has made it clear several times the role of women in a good Christian society and it is not writhing around on stage signing songs about intercourse or running for President of the United States of America.
Candide said
This is a joke…right? This is a lampoon of religion… isn’t it? Pastor Tobin Maker is just a screen name and the guy is playing at sarcasm and irony… isn’t he? I was looking for material for a comedy routine and a link led me here. For a minute, I thought it was serious and wondered how a search for comedy led to a Baptist website, and then I got the joke!!! Hahaha… this stuff is hilarious!!! Jay Leno has nothing on this guy and Pastor Maker is way more facetious David Letterman…Brilliant! Tons of material here!
He almost had me until I realized that a real Christian would be praying for her recovery and not concerned about her music because good parents raise their own children and do not leave babysitting to TVs and radios. Whoa, he really had me going there for a minute! LOL!
Hil2008 said
Apparently, you’ve never read the New Testament. If Jesus can be kind, loving, and forgiving towards Mary Magdelene, then surely I have a chance at redemption. By the way, my name is Hillary, and my birthday is 8/20. Hence the name.
GOD IS LOVE
GOD IS LOVE
GOD IS LOVE
GOD IS LOVE
GOD IS LOVE
GOD IS LOVE
GOD IS LOVE
GOD IS LOVE
GOD IS LOVE
Spoiler said
****The Password to the members only section is…
Are you ready for it?
It may be hard to remember!
It took me more than 30 seconds to get it!
Here it is:
JESUS
Wow, but you folks are good at computer security. It’s hard to believe you have the wherewithal to maintain this site.
HisWisdomReigns said
Hil2008,
I believe your birthday story like I believe Hillary Clinton when she says she won’t turn the government over to the UN if she gets elected. In other words, I don’t.
Hil2008 said
And I believe you all are true Christians like I believe Bush when he says that there were WMDs in Iraq.
In other words, not at all.
Adam Nelson said
LOL
WhoDat said
I have no idea who this Christiana Arugala person is, nor would I want to. Sounds like she got what she deserved losing her voice for the foul rock and roll she screeches out at innocent children.
Glory!
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Dear Hellbound2008,
And I believe that you have reservations for very soon at Satan’s Bar & Grille.
In other words, you won’t get to Hell fast enough in my book.
Hil2008 said
She doesn’t have a single rock and roll bone in her body.
I don’t know how people can be so ignorant of the culture around them. Are you all in your bunkers preparing for the end of the world, or do you depend on this site to get all of your news? Seeing as how it’s less than 2 months old, and certainly won’t be around for more than a few more months, that’s just a shame.
WhoDat said
Hil2008,
Lamb, I don’t think that the word ‘culture’ should be in the same paragraph, let alone page, with the names of any of these trashy rock and roll harlots.
God Bless!
Hil2008 said
Pop culture is what’s popular. Unfortunately for you (and the rest of us), Christina Aguilera is. As someone else pointed out, there are worse role models in the world. She’s married, pregnant, and working hard. She hasn’t been convicted of any crime that I’m aware of, and makes her money using her not-insignificant, God-given talent. For people to take pleasure in the fact that she’s ill is completely against what you claim to believe in. If she is pregnant (it’s unconfirmed at this point), isn’t the health and well-being of her baby the most important thing to remember?
Miss Mabel Gargula said
I do believe that G*d smote Miss Christina Aguilera. I’ve seen her dancing, and, I have to say, it brings back memories of my younger, wild, sinful days. I know for a fact that G*d punished me for my wild, willful ways! Why shouldn’t He do the same for Miss Christina Aguilera? One day, she will thank Him, as I do.
WhoDat said
Miss Mabel,
Don’t worry too much about your ‘wild’ days, even the lovely Mrs Gaines-Crockett has admitted to her penchant for the sin of dancing from time to time, she is an avid clogger. It could be worse at least cloggers wear proper clothes, those rock and rollers, tap dancers and ballet folk barely wear a stitch when they gyrate about. Might as well be strippers if you ask me.
Hil2008 said
Ah, now I know I belong here. Mrs. Gaines-Crockett has officially banished me to hell. Is there a secret handshake for this ever-growing group of people, or can I make one up?
WhoDat said
Hil2008,
You my dear are sadly mistaken, the gentle Mrs GC could no more banish you to hades than I could. She will simply peek down, from heaven, at you and the other sundry sinners whilst you burn in the eternal hell fires of damnation.
God Bless!
Spoiler said
Where there’s fire, there’s BBQ. Sounds good to me.
WhoDat said
Welcome Spoiler (odd name)!
I love BBQ as well. Who doesn’t?
Glory!
Hil2008 said
Anyways, I was baptized a Catholic. I can do or say whatever I want now, so long as I confess before I die. Isn’t organized religion wonderful?
Miss Mabel Gargula said
Dear Fine Sir (WhoDat),
Thank you for your comforting words! Because you are clearly a man of high moral character, I would like to pose a question to you for a dear friend of mine.
My friend used to be employed as a dancer in college. By dancer, I’m sad to admit that I mean that she took her clothes off in front of men for money. Since that time, she has received the Word of G*d and has changed her wicked ways. Now she is a good Christian woman who keeps her clothing on at all times unless absolutely necessary for hygienic purposes. Do you think she is still doomed to hell?
WhoDat said
Dearest Miss Mable,
I could never speak for the lord, but I suspect there is a special room in h*ll for those kinds of dancers, filled with poles and hopefully Purell. I could be wrong.
I will pray extra hard for your ex-trampy friend.
Gos bless.
Adam Nelson said
Why is heaven considered such a good thing? If I had to spend eternity with my family I’d go insane.
Hil2008 said
That’s what I’m saying. My only worry is that I’ll get sunburned if I’m in hell. Maybe in hell, the Canadian part of my blood can come through, leaving the pale Irish side in the dust. That would be okay.
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Dear Whodat,
How kind of you to gently remind me of my past transgression during the Buck Dancing for Jesus competition. I was so young and rebellious when I donned that cornflower-blue gingham dress and took to the stage. I look back upon that night and recognize my own frailty as a mere human that has fallen short in their faith on occasion. Three times to be exact.
God bless you, dear friend, for your service and continuing support during these End Times. We shall rejoice in Glory one day and reminisce fondly about all of the sinners we have spotted during our days here on Earth.
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Dear Adam,
Repent of your wicked ways and you can join us in Glory for all eternity! Praise!
Helen Bock said
We’ve all sinned – some have learned and repented, some have not.
WhoDat said
Mrs. GC and Mrs Bock,
Of course some have sinned, but as long as those sinners [like wonderful Mrs GC's nasty childhood clogging ways, and Mrs Bocks alleged adulterous whoring (not that I believe that, necessarily)] repent, on their knees, they will be forgiven.
Should the two of you feel the need to join my prayer group BrownStars for Brownback, we would love to pray for you both, even though we don’t ususally have women folk in our group.
Glory.
Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader said
That Christina Aguilera looks like a street corner hooker and sings like nails on a chaulk board. This thraot disease she caught from doing YKW is probably the best thing to happen to her. I pray she finds Christ and learns that the only time she should be down on her knees is when praying.
God Bless!
Lynelle
Jade said
God will hate you all for this.
SHAME ON YOU ALL SO CALLED “CHRISTAINS”.
Jade said
freaks
Davis C.C II said
Jade, we don’t need a stoned teenager telling us her worthless opinon today.
Phoebe said
I’m ashamed of you. God gave us sex. It’s blasphemous and a grave sin to wish ill on a married woman who enjoys God’s gift with her husband. I hope He has mercy on your souls, because they are truly dark souls indeed.
Allison said
Wow, Christians can be ignorant and petty too. Huh, I wonder what Jesus would do.
I think Ms. Christina Aguilera will be fine. She’s married and pregnant and successful. She’s not wasting time and energy judging people and wishing that the Lord smite them down. In fact, she’s probably spending a lot of time and energy fighting a bad flu, because she’s expecting a child and wants to put her health first.
If anyone here were to actually listen to more of Aguilera’s songs and lyrics, you may be surprised to find an abundance of songs about faith, family, love, and self worth.
Do not judge lest ye be judged. And don’t assume, it makes an ass out of u and me
Christinafan said
Wow, you people sicken me. Christina Aguilera is one of THE BEST singers in the pop industry today. How dare you say you’re happy she gets sick and lose the one instrument that made her famous. You’re saying she deserves this, when there are PLENTY of others out there that sing about and worship the devil. Christina sings about being a little frisky with her HUSBAND, and she gets criticized for it? It figures, out of all the songs you decide to pinpoint from her album, it’s this one. Do you know she has a song called Mercy On Me, that’s about asking the Lord for forgiveness? Did you also know that she has songs about being faithful to her husband. She has songs about love. This article is totally ridiculous. God does NOT like UGLY, thats what ALL of you people are for rejoicing in her pain. But, I’m sure Mrs. Aguilera-Bratman will make a FULL recovery and continue sing Nasty Naughty Boy every night. GOD has blessed her to be in SUCH a successful position that I’m sure she has the best help restoring her back to her health.
Brittany Ann said
She’s married and having a baby. What kind of christian are you to say these kind of things? You’re wishing bad things upon a girl you don’t know. You think God appreciates that? God loves and accepts everyone, maybe you should look upon him to teach you how to do the same. You disgust me. Why does this concern you anyways? If I were you (and thank goodness I’m not), I’d be thinking a lot more about where all this hate inside me comes from.
Marvin Ortiz said
This article is past all accepted levels of retardation.
James said
You will end up in Hell Pastor. For judging this married young woman and the hatred in you heart. Good Day.
Finian said
God has the last laugh because he actually gave Christina that magnificent voice. And nobody is going to vote for Shamnesty loving Senator Switchback!
Connie Mack said
You can say what you want about that Christina girl but don’t be surprised when the baby comes out looking like a cross between an albino hooker and a cast iron skillet.
Mary Daly said
Hey Pastor Maker — do you have a brain tumor or something? No on in their right mind would print such ridiculous drivel otherwise. It’s people like you that give normal Christians a bad rep.
Take your pious Christianity and put it where the sun never shines.
Anna said
Judging by the smiley face at the very bottom of the page, I am guessing this is a joke. I pray that this is a joke.
Shelly said
Christina A. is a bitch, and a slut.
SPOILER said
And clearly, Shelly, you love God and live your life by Jesus’ example. Tell me, then, where did He say it is okay to judge people. I can’t remember the exact passage in the Gospels.
Anna, I hadn’t noticed the smiley until just now. Good point.
lord only knows what icing on my cake really means at helenrips.com said
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JP said
i certainly hope you’re not serious. christina aguilera, really?! there are much worse things to be worried about in this world than a pop singer.
James said
She flopped horribly with her new album. My friend who is a fan of hers (well not anymore) met Christina and she had backstage passes and everything and it lasted for about 30 seconds. I literally laughed my ***UnChristian Word Removed*** off. Here is a girl with backstage passes who went in an hour early and didn’t see Christina until 30 seconds before the show started. My friend even said how snotty she was. She had time to ask one question and it was about when she was little how she was bullied and if she’s seen those same people these days christina said something on the lines of ***UnChristian Word Removed*** them they ***UnChristian Word Removed***. Now we see where Christina got her anger from and how she’s bullying other singers like Britney, Madonna, Pink, Beyonce. Who are all better than her and have sold more than her. Especially Britney who has sold over 100 million albums
Ashley said
Who are you to judge? Why do you even care?
You must be a fan to even know she’s sick, the only people who knows that she’s sick are her fans.
It amazes me how some people can be so religious but turns arounds and does everything the opposite.
Can I say…
Hypocrite?
God bless her. I love her!
Allison said
hahaha…I didn’t even notice the comment about the “heavy metal scene”. Most of these posters clearly have no idea who or what they are talking about. I’m guessing it’s just hate for the sake of hate.
Tom said
Who cares about this bint?
Angel said
It’s so funny how you people claim to be Christians yet are far from being Christ-like. When Jesus was on Earth he never ONCE smited anyone, even in the prescence of prostitutes, drunkards, betrayers, etc. Yet you “Christians” feel you have the divine right to proclaim that someone’s illness is God’s doing. Pathetic.
Sammy said
The Christina fans found this page and now are spreading it all over her sites so they can add in their biased two cents. Lame
Ashley said
Well maybe you should respect what’s dear to us, which is Christina, and we will respect what’s dear to you, your Christianity.
Allison said
Yes, it’s been spread around on some very large entertainment sites. I’d expect to see more people here.
I think you need another perspective on this site.
Sienna said
I think the bloody lot of you needs to learn some manners. I reckon I’ve never heard more mouthing off from a bunch of Americans. Perhaps if you actually shagged once in awhile you wouldn’t have your knickers in a twist over someone who does.
JoeWhaddyaknow said
Baptists for Brownback?
Are you taking the piss?
Carl said
No one cares about her. When she is in the news it’s nothing about her music. It some sort of how she canceled tours, flopping with records, and being a constant ignorant fool to other more popular singers. If she’s so holy why would she say such absurd things about others when she herself said I don’t know these girls. Yet she has a right to judge and here are her fans saying “don’t judge her” please.
SPOILER said
To all new visitors:
Please note the smiley face at the bottom of the page. I’m pretty sure this is a $@tire site, but if it isn’t please realize that there are some of us who are on your side.
(Certain words get flagged and one must be creative in getting them heard)
Klootviool said
No offence but who are YOU to call Christina a slut??
I’m not going to deny that she was skanky back in the day She’s pregnant, so it’s no wonder that she’s not feeling so well lately.
You guys are all pathetic, maybe you need to get a life, eh?
You should start worrying about yourself instead of posting these stupid comments about Christina…….
Britney said
Yeah I bet you wank off to that song every night. You seem to know it pretty well. Loser.
Jasmine said
Looks like Christina is having a test of what Britney had to go through. Everyone called her a liar when she had pains during her pregnancies, and they said how the only reason she’s going into the hospital was to get some work done or some stupid crap like that. Now Christina fans are acting all holy thinking they never had a hand in saying Britney is faking her pregnancy pains. I remember from some of your sites, so you can’t lie.
mother nexus II said
bwahaha, what a hoax. bunch of retarded whores, go taste some penis instead of judging other people from your moron-throne.
ontd said
christians are ***UnChristian Word Removed*** up people.
Some guy said
You people are completely disgusting. No wonder people hate Christians.
Allison said
Jasmine, who mentioned anything about Britney Spears? Furthermore, who ever claimed she faked pregnancy pains? I have no idea what you’re going on about.
Milly said
Christina Aiguilera dedicated this song to her husband. There is nothing wrong with having sex with your husband and there should be no shame in it.
honey said
go ***UnChristian Word Removed*** youself…you dont know anything about christina aguilera, and u have probably watched the ‘dirrty’ video 50 times without telling anybody….christina is sick but she is also pregnant, was that also a sing from god that he hates her? babys are a blessing and christina is rich and has a amazing marriage and has gotten evering in life, that means god loves her.
jesus christ of nazareth said
“thou shalt not lie” preches God, my father, and yet, you have all broken the command again, and not only that, you are acting like the usual childpederasting infidels you have always came out as, so heareth my words: thou shalt be cast into the Lions Den, the Lord wil smite you and your slothful children and women with festering boils and eternal plagues! And upon thee, pastor Tobin Maker, son of a whore, i bid you to suffer eternal plagues in Hell, where sinners like you belongs!
You may not believe me, but you, blind children of a madeup Idol, have just begged for war with these words on the beautiful, faithful and “god”-given talented Ms. Christina Aguilera…you will pay for these sins, take my words on it!
Amen
Zach said
Um, Tobin Maker, you are quite rediculous. First off, you lost some credibility when you did not even get the title of the song correct. When you are going to discriminate against someone, like you have, get the facts right. Anyway, Christina Aguilera is one of the most talented vocalist and musicians currently. Think what you will, but the respiratory infection is common, and I don’t believe your god or any other god inflicted this upon Christina or anyone else. A god does not give someone sickness you can easily catch. I’m sure this is contagious, so what does any god have to do with? Wow, do you not have anything better to do with your time than insist that your god has punished Christina Aguilera and others that are a part of her tour? Seems to me you are contradicting the practices given to you by God.
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Tatum said
Haha, you guys are clear idiots.
PS: Next time you get sick…that’s God punishing you for existing. =)
Romel said
This article was clearly written by an idiot. Serioulsy, you talk about ignorance in your article, please question your knowledge.
God bless…dumbass.
ashley said
i admit i didn’t read every comment, but this seems like a psrodt to me… and a funny one…
“unchristian word removed”?
“the blaring megaphone of Chrisina Aguilera’s sexual terrorism has been muffled”?
“express your support for the decision of the Ultimate American Idol judge”?
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
The Chritina Aguilera fans who are persecuting myself and Mrs Taffy-Gaines Crockett should be ashamed of themselves.
This “shoot the messenger” business is what’s wrong with America today.
Reminds me of another who was “shot” for bringing the world a Message…
Avery Kryeck said
I agree with Romel. This article and all its stands for make me glad I’m an atheist.
SPOILER said
Pastor, I’m assuming you’re referring to the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Am I correct?
Or perhaps Pope John Paul II or John F. Kennedy?
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
SPOILER,
Are you threatening me, boy? Because if you are, let me tell you I have a kennel full of dogs on my property that WILL hunt.
Yours in Christ,
SPOILER said
First, and again, I’m a girl. You can ask my mom, if she could figure out how to reach this website. (She’s not so technologically inclined.)
Secondly, I don’t see anything that could possibly be misconstrued as a threat in what I just wrote. You mentioned another person who was shot for spreading the “Message,” and I was wondering which of those three great men you were referring to. If you see a threat in that, I suggest you see a psychiatrist for treatment for your paranoia.
wondergirl said
this website is hilarious… best joke i’ve seen in awhile!
Kennel full of hunting dogs… that’s perfect, “pastor”!!!!
Hugh Hefner said
You really have to admit though, she’s got a great rack.
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
wondergirl,
The punchline for you will be an eternity of satan’s knock-knock “jokes”, unless you begin to take serious things seriously.
Bless you.
do-your-thang-xtina said
Why so much hatred? could u please tell me where Jesus said to judge another human being please?
teddihaggard said
justice john roberts punished by god with seizures. why ?
interpreted said
‘Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.’
Sorry, do-your-thang-xtina, that’s all I could find
.
The kennel full of dogs was great. I warn you, if they come anywhere near my house, they will be rent limb from limb by my war-guinea pigs.
Disillusioned said
OK..
I must say that this makes me ashamed to call myself Christian….I really love the Lord but Christians (like you) are dispicable and a disgrace to the Lord you claim to serve.
I’m changing my religion because you guys are all retarded dumbasses.
Thanxandbi.
Matthew said
All i can say is lord have mercy on YOUR soul. It is people like you who teach the youth of today to hate and discriminate. if only you used half the energy to do something usefull or helpful that you spend on spreading your hate, this world might be a better place.
Also you might want to try listening to a few more of the song from Mrs. Aguilera’s album. she expresses more than just sexuality which is human nature by the way. If you took time to do this you might come to find that there is more to a person than one demension.
Anyway, until i see a gold star on your chest that says Jesus police, I’m going to have to suggest you keep your beliefs to yourself. don’t assume you know what is god’s work and what isn’t because you most certainly do not!
Chris M. said
lol at all the insane fans coming here spewing their crap about not judging others. When the very same message board who posted this site on their forum do nothing but hate on other artists. Now please don’t come here thinking you’re all holier than thou. Maybe if you showed the same courtesy to other people then the same would be shown back to you. But since people felt the need to post this on other forums like someone else on this site already addressed then that’s sad because now we’ll have the same people posting their annoying views of Christina is so grand. Get over her. From what I hear, and have seen she could care less about her fans.
Me said
You’re an idiot, I believe in God and I’m sick right now. He punishes Christians who judge each other moron.
Matthew said
Chris- If your mother got sick and I was to post on the internet that I was glad that she was sick because god is punishing her for her sins, would you not defend her? When such rediculous and untrue statments are made about someone that you care about and admire expect there to be a response. If you didn’t want all this attention to come to this site maybe you and you “leader” should think about what you post before you do so. As a human being I have the right to make choices for myself, and in the end it is I who has to face the consiquences, what I do with my life and what I listen to for music is no ones business but my own. Don’t “preach” your beleifs to me because it is not your job to do that, worry about what you do and practice your beliefs but leave the rest of us out of it, if we want your opinion, we will ask for it.
Dan said
This is complete and UTTER ***UNChristian Word Removed***! Science will one day out-do faith, and it is already starting to, that is why you are all freaking out, because then you will know the truth.
Christina got sick because airborne bacteria or a virus entered into her system. You think that God punished her for this? You have GOT to be kidding me. Your faith is blinding you from reality. Just because you dislike someone does not give you the right to say this is God’s doing. We are all animals here, yes, we humans, are animals.
Maybe before putting reality before your personal believes would be a wiser decision on your part. Oh know, you better watch out because I think I could sense you getting a cold writing this article!
God must be really angry with you!
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Matthew,
Are you telling us Christina Aguilera is you mother? Dear Lord! She must have been 11 years old when you oozed out of her depraved body!
I have heard of girls as young as that having children in Africa, South America, New Zealand and Mitt Romney’s family. But to think such a horrible thing occurred in a non-mormon, non-muslim, non- third -world American environment beggars the imagination!
Angel said
And you call yourself a Pastor?
I’m sure Jesus would never speak to people as you do.
Matthew said
Pastor Tobin Maker -
If you can’t take the time to listen to opinions of others with an open mind, without striking back with insults and rude untrue statements I suggest you find another line of work. Is this the way you talk to the followers in your church? I bet it must be a pleasent service. You obviously have gone way off the path of christ because I’m pretty sure most of the words you use are not in the bible. All i can say is that I pray to my God that I do not end up in the arms of the God that you follow, it seems as if those arms would do horrible things instead of embracing and comforting. All I have left to say is that I pray for your sake you find what it really means to love and respect your fellow man, I pray that someday you will have positive messages for the youth of america.
Chris M. said
Matthew not once did I say I was happy about Christina being sick. Therefore your post is irrelevant to me.
Mike said
HAHAHAHHA is this for real? It’s amazing that people of such “faith” can be so narrow-minded and unloving.
And in response to people saying that everyone coming here “hating” on the people on this site: we’re not pretending to be unjudging people who never make fun of anyone. The people here on this site are supposed to be people living their lives in the path of God. Puhlease! But of course no one on here should listen to me because I’m gay and obviously going to hell. Someone SAVE me please!
Felicia said
“Judge not, that ye be not judged.
For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again”
Matthew 7
God is the only one who should pass judgement among man.
Maybe you should review the lessons which He has taught us.
“Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother’s eye.”
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Mike,
There is still time for you to step from the path to hell. God and I do not hate you for your homosexuality. We do, however, hate your Abba record album collection, and your unceasing lust for sodomy and matching drapes that “hang just so”.
Repent, Mike. Swear to the Almighty that you shall never, ever again satisfy your perverted sexual cravings. If you contact Mrs Gaines-Crockett or myself privately we can arrange a place for you in an upcoming “Pray the Gay Away” boot camp.
Three weeks in the mountains, sleeping under the stars, bathing in cold. clear streams with other young men such as yourself, as you battle together to overcome your shared curse.
If this does not quench your thirst for sodomy, then nothing will.
You are in my prayers, Mike.
Jesus said
You people are retarded. I was trying to perform an abortion, to prevent her child from being born to a world of terrible Christians like all of you. Talked to my pal, Satan. He’s got plenty of seats for you all, do you prefer whips or chains, how about a few fiery pokers??
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Christinafan said
LOL, it seems like the Pastor is promoting a gay orgy in the mountains. Putting “other young men such as” Mike together in a secluded place is only ASKING for trouble.
D said
The pastor is a ***UNChristian Word Removed*** .
He is the one who shall die and rot and purgatory.
Besides everyone knows, only
Catholics***Blasphemy Removed***go to Heaven.Luis said
Wow, you so called “Christians” make me sick.
First of all, what kind of Christians are you when you are happy for others down and sickness? Do you even read the Bible? it seems no.
Anywhoo on the topic of Christina. NNB is just a fun song. Have you heard a serious song by her called Mercy On Me? No you haven’t, I don’t see you commenting that song, even if you would, you’d say she’s just pretending. Let me post you some lyrics:
“Oh Lord, have mercy on my soul
For I have walked a sinful road
So I’m gonna get down on my knees
Beg forgiveness to help set me free
Lord have mercy on me, please
Mother Mary, full of grace
In my weakness, I’ve lost faith
I’ve been careless, and I have been warned
And the devil inside me is torn
God bless the man that I have scorned”
I graduated from a Catholic High School last year, La Salle. And on our graduation, one of the songs in the mass was this one. Sung by our choir, the priest loved it. And he said Christina is a genious.
You should start worrying about how YOU can change the world and make it a better place and not about so called “sinners” life’s and if they have a flu or not . GET A LIFE.
Carol said
I laugh at the comment of Christina being a genius. At least spell the word right Luis.
Any who, I still love the fact people are saying to not show judgment. She’ll get over this cold or whatever it is. It’s not life-threatening.
Christina should apologize to all those people she has hurt with her cruel words. She is nothing but a coward hiding her own insecurities by bashing others for things she’s probably guilty of to. She has no right to judge others if she doesn’t want to be judged.
Mindy said
So…The woman is married and the lyrics are just lyrics and if she did that to her husband that is no sin because she is MARRIED!
Christians....my arse! said
Okay…..i thought christians were meant to be nice people – you lot are a bunch of psycho’s. How the hell can you pick on other people when you obviously don’t have lives yourselves?
Christina Aguilera is a legend – her fans love her – obviously nobody loves you lot, otherwise you’d actually be talking sense.
CHRISTINA FOR EVA – oh and by the way – if this is your way of recruiting, then i hope your church (or synagogue or whatever they wanna call it nowadays) goes to hell.
Christians....my arse! said
oh ps. get the words of the song right as well retards
McGregor said
heh heh
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Mindy,
I am afraid you’re sorely misinformed. Sodomy is a sin at all times. A husband and wife have no more right to commit sodomy together than they have to barbecue a 3-year-old child and feast upon it on the 4th of July.
You are another example of what happens when the Bible (KJV 1611) is removed from our public schools.
Allison said
Pastor, who said that the song is about sodomy? It’s quite obviously about lapdances and oral sex and facials. The only thing questionable there in regards to the bible is “put your icing on my cake”, because God commanded that man not spill his seed.
If you’re going to complain about the song being blasphemous or against God’s ways, at least do it accurately.
Sam Brokeback said
Hey! Christina is a woman of the lord, lay off. Hell, it’s right in her name………
CHRISTina, for crissakes.
Plus she’s hot as hell, and can sing circles around most other singers, even
the repressed biatches you probably have wailing in whatever passes for a church
in your neck of the woods.
You wacky religious freaks would really bother people like me who have a brain, if we gave a “***WACKY EXPLETIVE***” about you…
good luck in hell, dbag
Angel said
So what about all those other hundreds of dates that Christina was able to perform? Where was God then? He obviously wasn’t their to prevent her tour from making over $30 million in the US alone. Guess he didn’t care then.
Christina being punished by God? lol! Hello! She’s on tour, traveling the world, being exposed to new environments, germs, and on top of that she’s pregnant! Get a life!
David said
This post reminds me too much of Shirley Phelps and the “God Hates Fags” website, though not quite as disturbing. I am not sure what makes you think you have the right to label someone a “slut” or “whore” as she has been described by many of these posts. God is the only One with the power to judge people on this earth, and spreading these messagess of a hateful wrath seem much more damaging than sexual lyrics.
McGregor said
If I renounce my kilt…can I join? I think I could have some fun preaching to the heathens. After all if you can’t beat them…join them, right?
Just give me a second to rebuke my kilt….
(it’s in the laundry basket and it won’t take me too long)
Allie said
For someone who is so against Mrs. Aguilera, you sure do know alot about her.
And for the record, she is married.
Maybe you should focus on your own sins instead of pointing out the faults in others.
leave us alone said
open your mind to the power of the human mind, to the power of GOD. it’s NOT just about christianity. there are people of all faiths out there – people of amazing faith, doing good, way more good than you ever have or will. stop hiding behind religion as a mask for your own insecurity and as a means to give yourself so-called self-confidence in power and authority. it’s all fake. don’t use religion, don’t use Christianity as a way to bolster your own words. you speak against the true meaning of Christ, of love, of God, of all faiths. YOU have time to turn away before Hell takes you
McGregor said
i rebuked and renounced my kilt in the name of Jesus and Denim (of the panted kind) Took a shower and cleansed all my bits. I am ready to do thy bidding master…..wheezy breath wheezy breath……
zzhanah said
Christina rocks!!!!!!She is an amazing talent, and she is a vessel of the Most High, weather or not you choose to see it is your problem!!!So what if she sings a song about sex, God created sex who are you to talk, you have sex ….well thats questionable…… and “DO NOT JUDGE LEST YE BE JUDGED!” thats in the bible Matthew 7:1”, you are ignorant …. since when did God put you in charge of judging others, so I take it that you think youre so freakin perfect that youve never been sick in your life… God does everything for a reason and He put her here for a reason, and that reason isnt for you to judge her, I hope that the wrath of God comes down on you so severly and that you will shake you and wake you! I pray that someone will show you the compassion that you refuse to show for others, and I hope it eats you up inside!!!!
He who is without sin cast the first stone!
“Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you (Matthew 7:12).”
“Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins. Offer hospitality to one another without grumbling (1 Peter 4:8-9).”
“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It’s one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it’s another to think that yours is the only path.”
“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom”
READ THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“I will deal with them according to their conduct, and by their own standards I will judge them”
NOT YOU ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE……ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE!
It is written my brother! you need to check yourself! Dont be a coward, for we have seen your true colors!
Priscilla said
Wow. Christina Aguilera got a cold! Like omg! She must be a SINNER!! Oh, wait. Have you ever been sick? Gotten a cold, flu? Hmmm, I bet you have.
I am so sick of you holier than thou peeps out there. You believe in God’s love yet you judge people constantly. Why don’t you just sit down and reflect on yourself and leave everyone else to live their own lives. Christina Aguilera is a very good role model. She owns her sexuality and exhibits strength by overcoming things from her past. She is an inspiration.
Out and Proud.
CLINTON FOR PRESIDENT!
BrayBrady said
Pastor Maker, do a little bit more research before you tear down a successful talented singer like Christina Aguilera. what in the world made you do this, what makes you hate her like this? She’s not evil, she’s not sexually promiscus. yet you paint her as some harlot that has contracted a disease form her wawardnees. your article insinuates that she and her crew have all been in some disgusting sex romp.
You cannot be this callous to spread this kind rumors that are so unfathomable.
You do know that she is a married woman of almost 2 years to a man she’s been with for 5 years. Does that sound promiscuous to you?
her so called disease as you put it, is just some effects of her being pregnant with her first child with her husband Jordan Bratman.
I do thank you for adding a link to her official website so we can all check her out for ourselves. Hopefully your “followers” will research her and check out the site before they make snap judgments like you did. taking the lyrics out of a song she made and stating that she is being smited because of it is just ridiculous. you really think god would do that. sure she makes sassy songs, but that’s all it is. If you don’t like it, don’t listen, don’t let kids listen.
But she also has made countless songs about love, commitment, happiness, self empowerment and her Religion. yes that’s right, did you know that she is a Christian. Yep, 1 percent of recearch would have told you that. I ask you now to listen to her songs Reflections, Make me want to Pray, Blessed, Hurt, The Right Man, Hello, I will be, and Soar. So many, but I can’t write them all. listen to them even before you respond to my comment. And don’t come with an excuse like “I wont listen to heathen’s music” because that wont fly.
You have to do good research before you slander someone’s name. If you even bothered to casually listen to the song when you click on the link to her site that you provided, you would see she’s singing about being faithful to one man. http://www.christinaaguilera.com/
What do you about that?
Mr. Maker, I am a Christian too. I know there are horrible influences in this world, like some rappers that rap about murder, disrespect for women, sodomy and sexual depravity like (50 cent, Eminem, Ludacris, and Nelly) these are the people you should go after. I have done full extensive research and found nothing positive about their so call “music.”
But there are good rappers to like Nick Cannon, Wyclef, and Will smith, they don’t curse in there music and have more of a positive impression on today’s youth.
wyclef even sings about equality for all races and politics
But don’t take my word for it, do your own investigation.
No one likes to be slanderd, especially when they’ve done nothing to warrant it.
As For the subject of Christina, she’s not some sex charged viexen.
just an artist trying to instill some sence of quality music and positivity in her life time.
so be it she got attention for being sassy in ONE SONG. one song out of so many that inspire and correct todays gutter music.
Sir, even if I don’t change your mind about her, thats ok.
but are you being christian like.
you say she is some disease ridden strumpet, well what did jesus teach us?
is this what he would have said about mary magdalane.
Loveyourself1st said
HAHA good for her! I bet she still hasnt learned her lesson. Shes a married woman, either she better check her husband or she better stop doing thise dirty things! I hate Christina A. she doesnt love her self. Until she has respect for herself aint nobody gonna respect her. And until she comes out with a decent album aint nobody gonna listen to her HAHAHAH
JB said
I love that you criticize NNB yet you make no mention of how she made music like her songs “Mercy On Me” and “Keep On Singing My Song,” which have religious influences. Also, what about her songs like “I’m Ok,” “Soar,” “The Voice Within” or “Oh Mother”? Yeah I bet you just skimmed right over those because you did not want to read anything that proves that she does more than just “sex” songs. So before you decide to make an argument against someone, please make sure to research everytihng aobut that person instead of just focusing only on the things that you find negative.
joanna85 said
This is pathetic. Christina is disgusting! ever since her “dirrty” ways i gave up on this girl. yes she has a good voice, but she sings about filth. And she got wat she deserved! God does not like ugly, and she was doin ugly with sme people other then her husband. Only god knows if her husband is the father of her unborn child! she is NOT A GOOD ROLEMODEL for young girls. Shes a disgrace to women. I cant wait till her career is over! By the looks of her last album sales it doesnt look like it she’ll be around for to much longer!
Christinafan said
I’m sorry, Joanna, you’re the pathetic one. How you let one song change your mind about someone is just sad. Did you not know that her second single after Dirrty was called Beautiful? A song about self worth, and accepting yourself. Dirrty isn’t even THAT bad. It’s just a song about being young, going out and having fun. BTW, she’s over that period of her life. And it just shows how ignorant you, and others are by still calling her a slut going off of that video when that was so 2002. This is 2007, let’s get with the program people.
Sarah said
God would not make people sick. That is mean. He loves everyone.
This article makes me sad.
Kyle said
Wow, some of you are very ignorant. If you claim to be “Christian” you certainly are giving God a bad name, How can you say these things? Christina Aguilera is one of the most accomplished artists out there today. She isn’t in rehab, isn’t getting arrested and is not doing anything outrageous like so many other of her peers. She has risen above everything and everyone. Don’t be such prudes. She is never going to give up on being sexual, its part of her, its part of every woman. You people are just afraid to embrace it. You can’t wrap your head around any concept or idea that is not in your bible. It sickens me to think that there are ignorant people like you out there. Your happy that she’s sick? Wow. I don’t know what religion you think you are, but it’s not Christian.
Kirk said
you people act like she hasn’t done anything wrong. So what if she’s not in rehab? What do the other stars have anything to do with Christina? I don’t see them mentioned in the article. You’re just defending her because you’re obsessed with her. I think that’s sad.
At least these other celebrities don’t go around each magazine telling lies about other stars like Christina does. Don’t deny it or say she did it because she was mad. She is envious. Envious of other people’s success. She had to keep on beating a dead horse with all her insults against other artists/celebrities. She thinks she’s the sh!t, when she’s not, and she has a huge ego which to me is being self-absorbed.
no one cares about her as her sales show.
Christinafan said
Her album has sold 4 million worldwide kirky, apparently people DO care. Not to mention she’s had a SUCCESSFUL tour. Yea so many people just DON’T care, LMAO!!!!
Laurentius said
This is seriously the most discusting thing i’ve ever read in my whole life! blah blah the bible blah blah! It’s people like you that should go to hell! Also, Christina is not a slut! Just because of the “Dirrty” video? You’ve got to be kidding me! And you seriously think that Gay people can change? Oh my! GO GAYS!
PS. No praying for me, thanks!
Adam Nelson said
Oh they’ll pray for you. However, it’s not really “for” you, as they just use it as a tool to show their contempt for you, and how they view themselves to be superior to everyone else.
Sally said
omg 4 million. Big deal. Some of you are acting like she sold 10 million. She will never sell that much again. She sucks. I don’t care if she’s sick, she still sucks. can’t sing, sounds like a dying cat, and she looks like a man.
Adam Nelson said
Many people would disagree with you, Sally. And her vast success would attest to that.
Kyle said
Kirk-
Envious of what? Rehab? I think it’s sad that you have no idea what your talking about. You are pathetic and a waste of sperm and egg. I’m done with you.
Sally-
She sucks? LOL oh wow. Can’t sing? Maybe if you pulled your head out of your ass you could hear how incredible she is! She has the most feminine features too, she is the furthest thing from a man.
Kristina2401 said
LMAO at people sticking up for this slut. She probably has herpes in her mouth, thats dusgusting!
And the girl CANT sing, but she sure can SCREAM. and joanna your right her career is OVER! LOL!!!!
McGregor said
Kyle you poor locked in sin soul…you embrace the screeching vile nasal tones of that empty headed harlot?
Forsake your idolatry…your false worship of hedonistic whores who wave their sinful naughty bits at all and sundry.
Babylon’s whore can be found sick in bed
Praise the Lord
U F*CKIN* *UNT said
U*profanity deleted*
Bondagebarbie said
What is your *profanity deleted* problem?! Sodomy is just sex…because somebody likes to get spanked, it does NOT mean they adore the devil or something….You christians are just trying to brainwash homosexuals and people who are not like you guys…
And if God created the world, he also created the gay people….There is nothing wrong with homosexuals! Do not pray the gay away, that is just bullshit…you should pray for leaving homosexuals alone and in peace….*profanity deleted* you all!!!
Bondagebarbie said
PS: *profanity deleted* the lord! He is *profanity deleted* and old *profanity deleted* who *profanity deleted* to *profanity deleted* every *profanity deleted* night!!
Apu Nahasapemapetilon, Kwiki Mart, Springfield said
the Lord says you should be reading your bible rather than paying attention to the ungodly concert schedule of a pop tart. go on…read!
Joseph in MANILA said
I know THAT THE EVIL ONLY INFLICT SUFFERINGS AND NOT GOD! whoever made this article is a follower of satan… you don’t have the right to say that God GAVE THAT VIRAL FLU TO CHRITINA! YOU AND YOUR RELIGION ARE FOLLOWERS OF SATAN.. THE “GOD” THAT YOU’RE REFERRING TO IS NOT THE GOD IN THE HEAVENS.. I know that someday you’ll have a BAD KARMA with whatever Attack that you’ve made to Ms. Aguilera.. I don’t even think that expressing your sexuality makes God angry and punish chritina with an Illness. God gave christina with a beautiful voice and christina used this to unite the people. she even made the song “mercy on me” which in this song she’s asking for forgiveness to God on whatever sin she had done in the past.. see? you satanist should shut your mouth. I hope GOD someday will touch your hearts and I hope that someday when you reach the gates of heavens I hope God will give you THE RIGHT PUNISHMENT YOU DESERVE FOR CELEBRATING ONE’S SUFFERING.
Joseph in MANILA said
Are You There God? It’s Me, Xtina
If a group of ultra-religious, fornicatin’ hatin’ Baptists are to be believed, God hates Christina Aguilera. Following a recent spate of cancelled concert appearances due to a reported throat infection, Baptists for Brownback have explained that “thanks to the majesty and power of God, the blaring megaphone of [Christina Aguilera]’s sexual terrorism has been muffled.” Turns out that in between getting thanked by our nation’s hip-hop artists, God found the time to listen to Aguilera’s back catalog (sample lyric: “Put your icing in [her] cake” from 2006’s “Naughty, Nasty Boy”) and decided to smite the Monroe doppelganger.
So wait a second. You mean to tell me God hates Christina, but he gives Madonna a free pass?
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McGregor said
Praising the swift censorship of our wise moderators…
Lord I beg of thee in the Holy name of Jesus to help our moderators swiftly snatch away the vile utterances of these unclean sinning vermin.
Oliver said
I hope this woman just vanishes from the face of this planet. She offers nothing to music, and is forgettable.
WTF??? said
Oh well… so, is this a site that follows God’s rules? U know sth? I respect God and according to what I know, NO ONE is allowed to judge others. How can a person like you be happy of someone else’s disgrace? So if I start singing in cold weather and get the flu, am I being punished by God? I know he only gives happiness and second chances since he has forgiven me many times,,, Don’t u think there are other WORSE models in this world than that singer? Christina Aguilera is just going through a bad viral infection that could have been cured long way ago with some strong medicaments if she weren’t pregnant. However, SHE’S PREGNANT!!! Isn’t a baby a blessing? And if for some reason she tells one day she isn’t pregnant, isn’t she having really good times with her husband? And if we follow the WRONG way you think, don’t u guess that if she were evil, she would be sad every single day? YOU are the ones who should be ashamed for caring about a pop star’s flu and not in your own lives! Christina Aguilera is just a singer and that’s not an appropiate topic for this site so, why would you spend time on her? Are you jelous? Well, I think so… We should respect all human beings, and that IS what God want us to know and u being Baptists DO NOT follow that? If you think that youth is bieng involved by music too much, hen start a campaign or do something on your own and don’t mess up with other poeple by blaming them for thing you CAN’T do!!! I’m not a Christina fan but you’ve just crossed the line by desiring evil for others…. Read the Bible again! And I’ve also red that you criticize a song called Nasty Naughty Boy… How dare you! If we start comparing that song to the ones we hear on the radio everyday, it would be just a kindergarten song. Just stop this *profanity deleted* you *profanity deleted*Baptists cause you don’t have the right to destroy a singer’s career just for one or two songs… You’d better start taking singing lessons instead of being fools (I won’t use another word beacuse of those censorships but u can imagine what I wanted to say).
WTF??? said
I think u understand my message but there are some typos because o my lagging computer…. Wait!!! Is that also a curse? Hahaha! I don’t think so….
Brother McGregor said
The baby can stay but Christina…well Brother Oliver, bless him, put it best.
Miss Mabel Gargula said
I pray for the the little Gift of G*d while it is in the womb of that horrid woman. I pray for his or her soul. I’m sure that upon its birth, it will be as vile a creature as she is.
Brother Yancy said
Who is Christina Agualara?
YIC
Brother Yancy
Brian said
oh geez u bible thummpers need to get over it. God loves everyone. Sadly though, he still loves you even though yur spreading this filth. christina is a great role model for everyone and a great singer. Oh btw, I am gay and I absolutely love her, wats gonna happen to me? LOL!
Brother McGregor said
We fear for your immortal soul Brian….
You can of course be saved…trust to the Lord and turn from the foul acts of sodomy and probably other naughty things you have been doing to yourself and possibly others.
WTF??? said
How dare you talk about that baby and her mother like that? U know nothing. She’s been through lots of things. When she was a child she suffered from violence. Her father used to hit her and her mom. Nowadays, she’s one fo the greatest models for women and children who are going through this difficult situation. Are u going to say now that THAT was a punishment for her future actions? C’mon!! If you are looking for perfction look at God. Christina is a human and instead of criticizing her and talkin *profanity deleted about her why don’t you do something about it? Or are you just too lazy? You must be SICK if you’re thinkg Go will avenge of something. He will never do that. HE has mercy on us and he will nver treat us ina bad way. You’re blaspheming the name of God because you’re just using it as a shield against a topic that DOES NOT concern you!! Even Christina is better than you cause she’s shwon many times her appreciation for A LOT OF diffrent kinds of people (blacks, whites, straights, gays, etc.) and NOT treating them as if they were completely evil as YOU did. Look at your own sins and stop talking *profanity deleted*.
Brother McGregor said
Brother Vancy
She is a minor celebrity known mostly for her risqué behaviours on stage and raunchy songs. I wouldn’t trouble yourself over her. The Lord has seen fit to strike her down.
WTF
Apparently she is very rude and ignorant to her fanatics (from where the word “Fan” came from). You would do better to write her a scathing letter informing her that she comes across far too trollopy and trashy.
Thank God our decent women here do not wear such form fitting harlot type trash.
Joseph in MANILA said
christina wasnt making much noise nowadyas because of her worldtour.. maybe this pastor watched the back to basics tour… that’s why he reacted to her song “nasty naughty boy”… now i know where the donations of the people goes…. christina’s concert tickets are quite expensive..
Joseph in MANILA said
atleast God gave christina a lot of blessings.. BEAUTIFUL VOICE, 100MILLIONS OF MONEY, FAME, HUSBAND, AND HER FUTURE BABY…
Joseph in MANILA said
THERE ARE SO MANY RAPPERS OUT THERE AND THEIR MUSIC IS MUCH MORE PROFANE THAN ANY ARTISTS OUT THERE.. WHY CHRISTINA?
Brother McGregor said
One at a time…one at a time… Besides it is best when when they have been rebuked or brought down because that helps us to illustrate our important points.
YIC
Joseph in MANILA said
you start with christina? she’s not even cursing anyone.. and doesnt do harm to others.. the guy who wrote the article is so happy that christina got that flu.. i dont know why.. but I think he’s a psycho/evil to the nth level… he even used the name of the lord… how does he know that God is punishing christina? did he even think what would christina feel if ever she read that crazy blog of that psycho pastor? she’s carrying a life in her womb.. I hope that crazy pastor gets his bad karma soon… and yes, God works in mysterious ways… just wait you evil pastor..
Brother McGregor said
Well Joseph…The Lord probably saw that she was going to start cursing soon and nipped it in the bud…
He works in mysterious ways..
YIC
Joseph in MANILA said
How can you say that christina will be cursing someone soon? are you GOD? you can predict the future?
Brother McGregor said
Reread my post
YIC
Frank said
Poor Christina. She just needs to leave. She doesn’t bring anything to music, and is a flop. She takes herself way too seriously.
Umyeame said
I can’t tell if you all are kidding or not. But I sure hope you are.
I think that if you actually think god is paying more attention to a VERY talented singer singing about sex than he is to the genocide in Darfur (which is being enacted against Christians by people of other religions) you’re sadly mistaken.
Jesus said love thy brother, and he said let he without sin cast the first stone, yes, but the MOST important part of that story is that when he, Jesus, ,the only one without sin, was to begin the stoning, he chose to put his stone down and forgive the adultres. Perhaps you should begin with that as well.
Rachel said
Christina SUCKS
Mod Note: And now we return you to your regular programmes
Pastor Tobin Maker D.D said
Rachel,
Although you’ve put it much more crudely than a lady should, judging by Miss Aguilera’s behavior and song lyrics, your accusation is unfortunately accurate.
Christina Aguilera said
I agree
cute said
it surprises me that you are hiding behind God’s name just to judge other people… tsk… tsk… isn’t that a work of evil than a work of good?
Gillian said
Saying first that Christina is “bad person” “bitch” “slut” or something like that
and then saying that she’s “forgettable” is contradictory. Even you religious retards know
that.
I see that Christina is STILL making people angry. You mad? You are overjealous, bitter
and sad people, but maybe God will forgive you. Or maybe not, lol.