Let Freedom Ring!

Happy Independence Day America!

 

While tens of millions of True Patriots are celebrating the birthday of the single greatest nation in the world, America, there are almost as many America-hating Liberals and God-hating infidels waiting in the fringe for the opportunity to destroy it.  It is sad actually that there exist so many sub-human people with nothing better to do with their time than to persecute those who love this country and worship the Lord.   

Well, my fellow Christian-Americans today is our chance to reclaim of our country.  There are three simple ways that we can let the enemy know that we know who they are and are not going to put up with their blasphemous and mutinous ways any longer.  

I. Ruin an Enemy Picnic: 

If you have neighbors, or God forbid relatives, who are Democrats and/or atheists (it can be hard to tell the difference) that are having a BBQ or picnic today this is your chance to show them your Patriotism. Wait until they are good and drunk, don’t worry, they will be, and then march right into the middle of their “celebration” and start reading from the Bible as loud as you can. While you are spreading God’s word to the heathens, have a fellow Patriot simultaneously read from the Declaration of Independence. The Liberals hate the Bible and anything constitutional so this will upset them to no end. 

II. Protest the film “Sicko” by America-hater, Michael Moore: 

Given that this is America’s birthday, thousands of Liberals will be lined up to see the next most Un-American film produced since Fahrenheit 9-11, Micahel Moore’s last film. Stand outside the theaters with picket signs and Bibles to let them know that while they hate America, you love it.  If you happen to have extra Christian and Pro-American bumper stickers, you can put these on the backs of their cars while they are watching the movie. 

III. Share God’s Love for America: 

Walk up to and scream as loud as you can to every Liberal, Sodomite, Muslim, and Illegal Immigrant that you see that “God loves you but hates your sin and Unpatriotic ways!”  You can also achieve the same thing by going to their blogs, message boards, and forums and typing this in ALL CAPS.  The beauty of this is that on the rare, off chance, you mistakenly identify a Real American-Christian as an infidel; they will know that your intentions are good and praise you for your heroic efforts. 

Friends, regardless of what gender, race, creed, or original-origin you are, it does not matter so long as are a Christian-American. So, no matter how you decide to celebrate your day; be it dining at the club over steak and lobster, roasting wieners over a fire pit beside your modest ranch-track home, or sitting in your front yard eating watermelon and fried chicken while listening to old spirituals, never forget that you are an American. As an American, you can show your patriotism by ruining the day of a Godless Liberal. 

God Bless you, your families, and future President Sam Brownback!