Every Friday is a Good Friday!
Posted by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett on June 29, 2007
I think it’s a shame that Chrisitans are constantly being portrayed as being negative and judegmental. The Liberal elite and the MSM will do anything to make us look like a bunch of sour-pusses. Well, we know better! After the overwhelming success of Ten Commandment Thursday I have decided to make it a regular feature on this blog! PTL! Reading through all the grievous sins confessed it became obvious that there is a whole lot of work yet to be done. Please remember those listed in your prayers if should happen to think about it.
After such a spiritually moving day yesterday, I decided we were due a day of celebration. I introduce to you: Every Friday is a Good Friday!
How this will work:
A) Each person who posts will give thanks for something good that has happened to them or someone that they know.
B) This is the really fun part, they will say something good about the person who posted before them!
God Bless you all for sharing your joy on Every Friday is a Good Friday Let’s show those Liberals that Christians know how to have fun without drugs, fornication, or condoning deviant acts!
Every day is Paradise and Every Friday is a Good Friday when you are with Thou Lord!
Denise said
The good thing that happened to me for which I am grateful is that the Lord finally called my hubby’s mother home last month.
I’m not complaining, but she was a handful. Especially near the end. And my hubby travels for business 4-5 days a week so he never saw the work that was required.
The Lord answered both her and my prayers and things are getting back to normal now.
He is good to us if we are only patient enough to await His blessings.
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
I am so thankful for my family. My daughter, Rebecca Lynne, was voted Prettiest and Smartest Girl, by her sixth level classmates. (Seeing as she attends a boarding school in Great Britan, and it is no secret that people over there are not the most attractive people in the world, it is no wonder that she was voted prettiest.
I am also so thankful for my husband. He is a wonderful husband, father, and provider. Just yesterday he sold made a killing buying and selling our EON stock. In the matter of a few hours he made more money than most familes make in an entire year!
I am incredibly thankful for my friend Lynelle who is, as we speak. under the knife having lipoplasty on her neck, thighs, and middle section, and blepharoplasty so she won’t look so tired all the time. She is a lovely woman but her pre-salvation past has taken a toll on her. Now she will have that youthful look of a young, vibrant, Christian woman. I pray that she has a quick and painless recovery.
Finally, I am thankful for all of the good Christian and Republicans friends who I have made through this blog. The fellowship here has been wonderful in spite of the persecution we endure by foul-mouthed, unsaved Liberal trash. Oh, I am very thankful for Sam Brownback who will be the next Christian President of this United States of God.
Denise seems like a loving mother and wife.
Kitty said
I would like to thank the Lord for answering my many, many, many prayers and making it possible for me to find a used Taurus in my price range!
Goodbye Mr. Bus!!!!!!!! LOL
The nice thing I would like to say is about the webmistress. She is a shining example to us all about what patience and perserverence can bring if you have the Lord in your heart! It is so wonderful for Christian woman to gather and try to change the world to reform it in HIS image. And getting Sam Brownback elected will be a great start to doing just that.
Love to all of you all!
democommie™™™™®© said
Daffy:
First off, I’m just pleased as a pig in slop that the tri-partite GOD, (Father, Son and what’sisname) had a referendum on your’s truly and not only let me live through my recent surgery but let me retain the use of all five of my appendages. The surgeon saved all of the old neck bone parts (I told him I wanted to make a collagemobile to hang in the breezeway) and because we go way back (I used to supply the odd cadaver for him when he was in med school) he tuned me up a bit. Suffice to say that I am “enhanced”. THANK YOU, JESUS!!
democommie™™™™®© said
Daffy:
Darn, I was in such a hurry to witness that I plumb missed that last sentence. Well, I’m in a quandry, now. I posted before Kitty, but my post showed up after hers, so I guess I have to say something nice about both of you fine ladies.
Kitty:
Most FoMoCo rides are bad MoFo’s, the Taurus, not so much; but, hey, at least you won’t be riding the bus until the transmixler ***UNChristian word removed*** the bed (usually about a week after the warranty expires).
Daffy:
You know what I want to say to you, but it’s not proper on this message board. Look for my message under the bowl full of pickled beets (nobody eats those damned things) over to the “Sizzler’s” salad bar. Just don’t read it if your hubby’s along for the ride, you’ll turn redder than them beets, kiddo!
Grace said
Normally I consider games of any sort inconsequential in journey as a Christian, therefore, do not participate in them. However, given that this one, being Biblical in nature, will ultimately serve a useful purpose, I will indulge myself this once.
Part I.
I too am grateful for those who put forth the effort to see that this online forum exists. Until recently, I could be found posting at Worthy Christian Boards but over time, the integrity of the site declined and the ratio of worship to frivolity decreased drastically.
Additionally, I am grateful for the new Minster of Music at my church, who has returned to a traditional platform of musical worship consisting of serious hymns as opposed to the loud, obnoxious, orchestra-style. Church is a place intended for somber, quiet music, not something one might hear on a cruise ship during dinner.
In closing, I am very grateful that the Lord has provided me with the right kind of person to buy the house directly across from my own. Having seen several questionable looking groups touring the home I was fearful that one of them would purchase them home, consequentially bringing down property values in the community.
Part II.
I noticed that “democommie” failed in his or her duty to say something kind about the person before them so I find that I am in the position of having to remark on not one, but two individuals.
Kitty: I pray you experience many miles and years of safe driving in your recently acquired vehicle. You appear to be a sensible consumer and a conscientious driver.
Democommie: Your idea to construct a wind chime from cartilage and bone fragments demonstrates that you are frugal.
Kyle said
I am very happy to have passed my Topical Math class with a B and got a B+ in Earth Science.
Grace is a very thorough writer.
Connie-Jo said
Where to begin I thank God I am not pregnant again. I do not want another baby but would if I had to because that is the christian thing to do. Thank God that the fat woman upstairs moved out before she crashed through the ceiling and killed my whole family whgile we was asleep.
Kyle sounds like he might be cute.
Miss X said
Thanks for all the laughs. Your site is a hoot!
Thanks for Midol and chocolate or I would be pulling out somebody else’s hair about right now.
Thanks that my cousin Terri got a clean biopsy report back. I don’t think we could stand having to hear all about her breast cancer again.
Connie Jo made me laugh.
Pastor Tobin Maker said
I give thanks that my darling wife Lulu-Jean accepts my dominion over our household and bank accounts, and accepts me as her loving protector and just disciplinarian.
Miss X is a true lady for not using the detested liberal “Ms” title.
Francine Quattle said
Lord Jesus I am so thankful that I wasn’t born a state dependant negro. I am also very appreciative that the guy who knocked up Shelby Davis in 11th grade didn’t marry her after all. Now when we go to our 10th High School reunion she will not only be poor, fat, white trash she will have to face the new wife of her baby’s daddy. This is going to be a Kodak moment. Pastor Tobin Maker apparently has a firm hand in the marital home.
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Update:
Lynelle is out of surgery and came through with flying colors. She will look like a battered liberal housewife for a few weeks but afterwards should be just stunning. I pray that she never sets foot into another tanning bed or picks up another cigarette to undo what the Lord hath just allowed her to redo.
Fracine, you sound like my kind of gal! Welcome!
Christian said
A “battered liberal housewife” is that supposed to be a joke? There is nothing funny about abuse against anyone and comparing plastic surgery to a victim is absurd. I am so mad I could kick you people in the butts.
Here’s what I think, I think Mrs. G-C is a disturbed individual.
Monie Willis said
What Being A Baptist Means To Me
When the sun is peaking through the trees and I can feel the summer breeze
I know that I am a Baptist
When the Word sends a shiver down mine spine
and I feel His hand in mine
I know that I am a Baptist
When a chill is in the air
And it gently blows my hair
I know that I am a Baptist
When the Lord whispers out to me
That He is coming soon for me
I know that I am a Baptist
When on my knees in prayer
To the Lord my owes and cares
I know that I am a Baptist
When I wake up in the morn
reminded of the Savior Born
I know that I am a Baptist
When I lay my head at night
knowing everything will be all right
I know that I am a Baptist
I give thank to the Lord for being alive and able to write poetry for His pleasure.
The Christian above me seems to be very angry.
Carla said
“Christian” you are NO Christian.
I will pray for you!
Carla said
Monie: that is the most beautiful poem. Did you write it? Would you give me permission to needlepoint it? Pretty, pretty please?
Louella Park said
Today I am just grateful that I didn’t cut off my husband’s penis for having an affair with that whore Missy Blatt in Tampa Florida last summer. Every day I want to make him pay for this and I have came very close but I never do. He isn’t worth going to prison over.
Carla is sweet. I hope her husband never screws around on her.
Happy Homo said
I am ia man in love with the most wonderful man in the world. How’s that for being grateful?
Louella is insane. Most of the people here are.
Doris4Him said
“Happy Homo” you only think you are happy.
You are not.
How could you be when you are causing Him that created you to cry every day for your lost soul?
Think about that. And how selfish and stupid you are.
I will pray for both you and your “wonderful man” because you both need it.
democommie™™™™®© said
Happy Homo:
I have seen many children’s names on milk cartons, but never the other way around. And of course you’re in love with the most wonderful “man” in the world, JESUS, PTL.
Louella is not insane, a tad over exuberant, perhaps.
Mobile said
Is it wrong of me to be happy that I have collected enough evidence over the last three years on my boss to get her fired and possibly charged with criminal acts? I am happy.
democomie has a cool name.
Bob said
I am thankful that I recently discovered this website so that I have a non-stop laugh factory available at all times – it truly hilarious to continue to witness “classy” Christians make racist and bigoted statements day in and day out and then condemn those to hell that have opposing, non-racist and bigoted views. Its truly remarkable how ad hominem attacks pass as skillful and knowledgeable debate with some people.
democommie’s ramblings make this site even more entertain – especially when the welcomed and non-censor threatened regulars get confused. I bet their head spins more than democommie’s did!
abcd said
I am so thankful that today my divorce is final and W. Davis is out of my life for ever. He was lazy sonofabitch the entire time we were together and today I am rid of him and his entire stupid family. I hated them all so very much. Mobile, have her fired. Liberation is a good thing.
abcd said
Bob, I am grateful to tell you that on behalf of women all around the world you sound like a complete ass. Wanna know something else? Sometimes size does matter.
Bob said
Ahh… mobile was to quick for me. Let’s see – something nice to say about mobile – he likes democommie’s name! That is good enough for me.
And Mobile – as long as you mark her as unchristian than everyone her will give you their support. Just make sure to call her a wetback, liberal, negress and you are all good. Oh and make sure you tell how you are going to load her and her whole family on a bus and deport them or send them to a Christian based military camp so that they can fight on the front lines for a country that doesn’t care about their welfare. You will be rock solid then!
Bob said
*chuckles* Excuse me for assuming that you just got divorced, but everyone else her certainly likes to assume things so I might as well jump on that bandwagon, right? Isn’t divorce a sin and all that? Just checking… cause you know, I wouldn’t want the moderator here to condemn you to hell or anything, it might scar your soul. I am just looking out for your well-being.
I am thankful that abcd made a sexual innuendo on a Christian website that condones things of such a nature – it just goes to show how its ok to use whatever tactics you want, as long as your on the “right” side of the fence. *chuckles*
Bob said
So much for the wholesome Christian values. Now I am just going to sit here and wait for Gracie to come along and shout about how this reference should be censored because that was certainly more unchristian like than anything I hae posted here…
Somehow I think I will be waiting an eternity, however, because double standards rule the day on this site. *smiles*
abcd said
Look moron I’m the one who got divorced from a guy who sounds just like you. Mobile is going to have their boss fired and thrown in jail. Get your facts straight. Out of curiousity, Bob, are you a 2 minute man as well, or just an ass?
Bob said
*chuckles* ad-hominem attacks – gotta love ‘em. It’s the Christian way!
Linda4HisLove said
It looks like we have some secular cockroaches in here.
Time to call the exterminator!
Bob said
You know abcd, you’re right! If I would have only taken the time to “get my facts straight” I would have found out that your friend Mobile likes to spit in the bosses coffee, and if this person had the time he/she would also pee in it. I sure am glad I took the time to sort that one out, because you were right – the situation makes much more sense now that I have all the “facts”…
Tracy said
I hope I am not to late.
I am thankful for my boys (Noah and Ari). If it wasn’t for them, I would be hopeless. They give that fight I need to move forward with my life as a single Christian mother who so desire love again.
Bob above me:
It is a noble thing to acknowledge your mistake and continue to move forward.
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett said
Welcome Tracy, you are never too late. May the Lord bless you and your boys.
Pastor Tobin Maker said
Tracy,
Never give up hope, my dear. My Lulu-Jean feared that as a 15 year-old, deflowered, former stripper she would never find a Godly husband.
Yet one year later she is my wife, and is at this very moment with child, baking brownies and hand-washing my shorts!
Pastor Tobin Maker said
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Tracy said
Thank you dearly Pastor Tobin Maker and Mrs.T.D. Gaines-Crockett…both of your posts made me cry this glorious morning!!!
Continue to be a blessing.
Anna Graham said
I’m happy every time I see a car with a fish bumper sticker. Pastor Maker, I’m glad you’ve raised this young lady from sin to godliness. Aol hid peters!
Colonel Walter E. Kurtz said
For the attention of Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett:
Existing on damnation’s edge, my mind had never known to witness such a violent show of power overthrown and vile rantings as you… as angels fighting aimlessly, still dying by the sword, legions kill all in sight… to get the one called Lord… The Gates of Hell lie waiting as you’ll soon see, there is no price to pay just follow me and I can take your lost soul from the grave!! Jesus knows your soul can not be saved Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett, so crucify the so called Lord, he soon shall fall to me!! Your souls are damned, your God has fell to slave for me eternally. Hell awaits Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett.
The Reaper guard’s the darkened gates that Satan calls his home and Demons feed the furnace where… The Dead are free to roam… lonely children of the night, there’s seven ways to go… each leading to the burning hole that Lucifer controls… priests of Hades seek the sacred star… Satan sees the answer lies not far. Zombies screaming souls cry out to you Satanic laws prevail your life is through. Pray to the moon Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett… when it is round… death with you shall then abound… What you seek… for can’t be found… in sea or sky or underground. Now I have you deep inside my everlasting grasp… The seven bloody Gates of Hell is where you’ll live your last days Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett.
Warriors from Hell’s Domain will bring you to your death with the flames of Hades burning strong and your soul shall never rest Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett. The Gates of Hell lie waiting as you see… there’s no price to pay just follow me, as I can take your lost soul from the grave… Jesus knows your soul can not be saved you harlot of Satan!! Sacrifice the lives of all I know they soon shall die… their souls are damned to rot in Hell and keep the fire growing deep inside… Hell awaits Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett, Hell awaits…
AngelVeronica said
Colonel Walter:
STOP SPAMMING THIS WEBSITE!!!!!
Colonel Walter E. Kurtz said
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett: you go to church, you kiss that cross, you think you will be saved at any cost? You have your own reality, called Christianity. So, you spend your life just kissing ass, a trait that’s grown as your time on this planet has passed. You think the world will end today, so you praise the lord, it’s all you ever seem to say. The Dead are free to roam… lonely children of the night, there’s seven ways to go… each leading to the burning hole that Satan controls!!
Jesus “saves” – ha! listen to you pray. You think you’ll see the pearly gates, when death takes you away Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett? Far away, deep below to the pits of Hades. For all respect you cannot lust, in an invisible man you place your trust. Indirect dependency. Eternal attempt at amnesty. He will decide who lives and dies. Depopulate Satan’s rise. You will be an accessory. No need to pray, the gates of pearl have turned to gold. It seems you’ve lost your way. No words of praise, no promised land to take you to… there is no other way.
Yet you claim “God” speaks to you Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett, your restless mouth full of this that gains you popularity. You care not for the old that suffer, when empty pockets cry from hunger. Penniless from their generosity, sharing their money to quench your greed. Searching for the answer to their prayers, they cry their last wish of need. You say find salvation in the lord, tell me liar, how do you know.
Send your donations, contribute to the cause. Luxuries. Your righteous reward? Praise the lord, praise god, is what you wish to believe: Remember, there is no heaven without a hell… and in your mind’s eye could you truely believe, that by giving you can save your soul, could you be so naive?? You think he heals the sick, or even raises the dead; Religious blackmail is a deceit of trust, that death will come and all will be lost… Jesus knows your soul can not be saved you harlot of Satan, telling lies…
Can you hear the serpents call Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett, look deep in those deceiving eyes. Ignore the writing on the wall, you should read between the lies. When doubt subsides his honesty an inquiry, is it blasphemy? Impure the soul, that’s made no suffer, no sermons left to hide or cover, an empty promise, lie unfulfilled, to steal a dream or get it killed… they claim your trip to heaven is nearby, you may believe it Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett, but Satan wouldn’t lie.
Tell the truth, Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett, save your soul.