Welcome to Baptists for Brownback 2008
Posted by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett on June 9, 2007
Jesus is here! He loves you and so do we! We would like to extend a warm welcome to all of our friends and supporters of the 2008 Presidential Candidate Sam Brownback
Our Mission is to share our faith:
God—We believe that there is only one supreme being and that is the Christian God. Please call Him by His only name, God. He does not like to be called Allah, Buddah, or some new-aged hooey gooey. Please respect His wishes as a visitor to this site.
Jesus—We believe that Jesus is the Son of God, was born of a virgin, was wholly God and wholly man, lived a sinless life, died in our place as a sacrifice for the sins of mankind, was buried, arose bodily from the grave, and ascended into Heaven.
Christ’s Return—We believe that Jesus Christ will literally return to earth and he is going to seperate the good Christian people from the heretical rest.
Holy Spirit—We believe that God the Holy Spirit is active in convincing unbelievers of their need for salvation, and is the Comforter and Guide Who lives in every believer.
Bible—We believe that the Bible is the Word of God without any error, the sole authority for life and faith. God does not make mistakes.
Man—We believe that man is a special creation of God, made in His image, but that through the sin of the first man, Adam, mankind fell so that all men are sinners and need salvation. We believe that God created Adam and Eve as husband and wife. God did not create Adam and Steve or Eve and Emily. Homosexuality is an abomination.
Salvation—We believe that salvation is a gift received through repentance toward God and faith in the Lord Jesus Christ. Get down on bended knee every chance you get and repent of your sins.
Assurance—We believe that every heterosexual, Christian person who is truly saved is eternally secure in the Lord Jesus Christ.
Eternity—We believe that those persons who die in their sins without Christ spend all eternity in agony as the flesh is burned from their bone in Hell and those persons who die with their sins forgiven through Christ spend eternity in glorious Heaven.
Baptism—We believe that water baptism is an act of obedience to the command of Christ and is by immersion after salvation. If you are not completely submerged you are not saved.
Church—We believe that the church is a local body of baptized believers with the Lord Jesus Christ as the Head. Your minister has been called by God to keep you on the straight and narrow path to the cross. If your Church isn’t on fire with the Holy Spirit then you need to find another one.
Prayer—We believe that each believer has direct access to God through the Lord Jesus Christ. There is no need to hide behind a curtain in a small box and tell someone else your sins because God already knows them.
Government—We believe in God and government. This country was founded on Christianity. As Christians we have the obligation to maintain the high Biblical morals within our society that God commands.
Sam Brownback – We believe that God has chosen Sam Brownback to take the baton from George W. Bush in 2008 and continue the fight against sin and immorality right here in this country as well as abroad.
Again, welcome to the Baptists For Brownback 2008 Blog. We look forward to your fellowship.
Brownbacker said
Would it be possible for us to set up a joint fund-raising event with the “Muslims for Brownback” chapter?
RRB said
So if he is nto elected does that mean we failed or God failed. How can someone be chosen by God to be a leader and yet not win the post. I mean God chose Bush and he won TWICE (the first ime is a bit iffy) but he second time he won by a lanslide (51% to 49%), so if Bronback does not win then I guess he is a loser? Just wondering.
Lynelle Bryant - Editor said
Brownbacker,
I imagine that until Sam gets elected he will take the votes from anyone, even Muslims. But once he is the President he will probably send you back across the sea with the rest of the camel jockies. Unless, you become a Christian and then you can stay.
God Bless!
Lynelle
Brownbacker said
But since Sam Brownback is Catholic, he may end up sending Baptists across the sea to create a new country, called Baptistan.
Babs Johnson said
Baptistan!
What an idea!
That’s exactly what we need, a counry of our own. No homos or homo lovers allowed!
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Colonel Walter E. Kurtz said
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett: you go to church, you kiss that cross, you think you will be saved at any cost? You have your own reality, called Christianity. So, you spend your life just kissing ass, a trait that’s grown as your time on this planet has passed. You think the world will end today, so you praise the lord, it’s all you ever seem to say. The Dead are free to roam… lonely children of the night, there’s seven ways to go… each leading to the burning hole that Satan controls!!
Jesus “saves” – ha! listen to you pray. You think you’ll see the pearly gates, when death takes you away Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett? Far away, deep below to the pits of Hades. For all respect you cannot lust, in an invisible man you place your trust. Indirect dependency. Eternal attempt at amnesty. He will decide who lives and dies. Depopulate Satan’s rise. You will be an accessory. No need to pray, the gates of pearl have turned to gold. It seems you’ve lost your way. No words of praise, no promised land to take you to… there is no other way.
Yet you claim “God” speaks to you Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett, your restless mouth full of this that gains you popularity. You care not for the old that suffer, when empty pockets cry from hunger. Penniless from their generosity, sharing their money to quench your greed. Searching for the answer to their prayers, they cry their last wish of need. You say find salvation in the lord, tell me liar, how do you know.
Send your donations, contribute to the cause. Luxuries. Your righteous reward? Praise the lord, praise god, is what you wish to believe: Remember, there is no heaven without a hell… and in your mind’s eye could you truely believe, that by giving you can save your soul, could you be so naive?? You think he heals the sick, or even raises the dead; Religious blackmail is a deceit of trust, that death will come and all will be lost… Jesus knows your soul can not be saved you harlot of Satan, telling lies…
Can you hear the serpents call Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett, look deep in those deceiving eyes. Ignore the writing on the wall, you should read between the lies. When doubt subsides his honesty an inquiry, is it blasphemy? Impure the soul, that’s made no suffer, no sermons left to hide or cover, an empty promise, lie unfulfilled, to steal a dream or get it killed… they claim your trip to heaven is nearby, you may believe it Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett, but Satan wouldn’t lie.
Tell the truth, Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett, save your soul.
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