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Michael Jackson: Who Else Glad He Dead????

Posted by June Gordon on July 1, 2009

Stupid transvestite child molester Michael Jackson

Stupid transvestite child molester Michael Jackson

I was watching CNN tonight till my cable got cut off by them jerks at that damn Comcast and got to say I HATE MICHAEL JACKSON.   I so sick of them talking bout how GREAT that stupid tranny was when all that stupid piece of YKW did was suck little boy dicks and take DRUGS.  Now I now that folks secum to Satan and ever thing an take them some drugs an ever thing but this ex-Negro freak done take EVER type of DRUG you can get an not no body say BOO cause he RICH even tho he a nig an ever thing.

I am glad that worthless piece of YKW is DEAD.  He was so full of his self and ever thing!!!!  He think he some KING or JESUS when he just som low rent nig from GARY!!!!!  What a mental ill retard!!!!

Jesus laughing that that stupid retard is DEAD!!!! An I is two!!!!!!!

I HATE MICHAEL JACKSON AN HIS HOLE STUPID NIG FAMILY!!!!!!!

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Michael Jackson Leaves Behind House full of Sex Toys & Child Pornography!

Posted by prophetessdebbie on June 29, 2009

michael uglyIt is now clear that Michael Jackson did not know he was going to die last week.  Otherwise, he would have cleaned up his rented house!  Instead, he left it full of embarrassing (and often illegal) posessions, which his family discovered as they tore through his home looking for cash and jewelery.  It was Janet that first discovered several black Hefty garbage bags full of well used sex toys.  Before she could shield them from her mother’s eyes, Katherine Jackson demanded, “What you doing with them bags, girl?  That money in there!  Give them bags to me Miss Thief in the name of Jesus give me the money!”  Annoyed and in tears, Janet gave one of the bags to her angry mother, who immediately soiled her hands on an enormous plastic Caucasian penis.

This was only the start of the ungodly treasure hunt the Jacksons undertook.  While looking desperately for anything of value, they became angry and frustrated, as every box they opened, hoping to find valuables, contained either pictures of naked boys or thousands of autographed photos of the now dead Michael signed by a machine: “Please let me love on you, you doo doo apple head!  Rainbow kisses, the King of Pop”

Katherine Jackson was heard moaning, “Where the money at?  Where? Grace say it here somewhere!  My baby, my baby!  He didn’t leave his momma without!  No!  No!  Keep looking!  Put that down Jermagesty!  That ain’t something you need be touching child!”

The Jacksons load moving trucks full of child pornography and used sex toys

The Jacksons load moving trucks full of child pornography and used sex toys

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It’s Pray for Whores Day!

Posted by prophetessdebbie on June 29, 2009

An elderly hooker peddling her worn out wares

An elderly hooker peddling her worn out wares

Sisters-in-Christ:  Today is “Pray for a Whore” day.  Yes, I know that most of you — like me — don’t personally know any fallen women.  But you can still pray for the tramps you don’t know.  Surely, you see them on street corners and Craigslist, peddling their lady parts, as you go about your busy day being a Christian wife and mother.

If you DO know a prostitute do three things: (1) question who you are hanging around (we are judged by Jesus by our friends!); (2) Slap her hard across her semen-filled face; and (3) give her the Good News that even though she is worthless trash and you hate her, Jesus LOVES her and will forgive her, but she is still not to touch you.

Jesus called on us to help those in need.  He told us to forget about the poor because they would always be with us and probably deserved to be poor in the first place.  He did, however, spend A LOT of time hanging around whores, which is probably why he asked us not to judge.  Clearly, he had a soft spot for ladys of the night.  So while we are not expected to give them the time of day, we can give those sluts our precious prayers!  Show how much better you are than them by praying for them!  Glory!

The Prophetess Debbie is an Anointed Messenger of the Christ

The Prophetess Debbie is an Anointed Messenger of the Christ

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WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?

Posted by tiffanywellsley on June 27, 2009

I have an important fundraiser tonight and my hair desperately needs a

Secular (Satanic) laws prevent police from arresting or beating this obscene sodomite

Secular (Satanic) laws prevent police from arresting or beating this obscene sodomite

touch-up. So I called Adrian on his cell and asked how soon I could come in. Do you know what that nancy boy told his number one client? He can’t see me today because he’s in a “gay pride” parade. It is bad enough that he has to regale me with tales of his sexual exploits when I am helpless under the dryer, but to neglect my hair so he can engage in rank exhibitionism is unacceptable.

Not only do these queers demand special rights, they insist on throwing their debauchery into our faces. If
Images like this drive young sailors to homosexuality

Images like this drive young sailors to homosexuality

they had any decency, they’d limit their sin to secluded bars and highway rest stops. But they have to display their depravity on major city streets, forcing our children to watch half-naked men making lewd gestures.

 

"Scientology" and "homosexuality" are synonyms

"Scientology" and "homosexuality" are synonyms

What is it these people have to be proud of anyway? The fact that they’re sodomites? How is that an accomplishment? We all know that being gay is a decision made as casually as deciding which pair of shoes matches the outfit you’ve picked. But even if it were genetic, as they claim, why is that something worthy of pride? Similarly, what is it with black pride? Why is being born with a pigment problem worthy of pride? I’m white, yet it’s not something in which I claim pride. Being born of the superior race is not an accomplishment. I was simply fortunate.

What is next? Child Molester Pride Day? Bestiality Month? Polygamy Week? How far does society have to sink into the depths of depravity before True Christian, Republican Americans say, “Enough is enough!”?
Celebrities know better than to jeopardize their livelihoods by "coming out"

Celebrities know better than to jeopardize their livelihoods by "coming out"

I can’t dump Adrian. He’s the best stylist around. And he knows it. But I can tell you this much: he’s certainly going to receive a substantially reduced bonus this month, and I’m going to tell him exactly why. Maybe when these deviants realize that throwing their lifestyles into our faces is going to hurt them in their Prada pocketbooks, they’ll think twice about going public with their sexuality.

Tiffany

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Politically Correct Police Ban All Jokes in America!

Posted by prophetessdebbie on June 15, 2009

America used to enjoy a fun joke.  Oh, how we laughed!  But somewhere along the way folks started to lose their sense of humor and, instead, starting looking for offense.  First it was the blacks, complaining about harmless jokes and ruining everyone’s merry time.  For example, South Carolina GOP activist and former chairman of the state elections commission Rusty DePass has been MADE to apologize for the unquestionably humorous remark that a gorilla that escaped from a zoo was an “ancestor” of Michelle Obama.  LOL!  Who in his right mind wouldn’t find that funny?  Well, apparently, some people whose skin is as thin as it’s black!  That’s who!

Rusty DePasse, persecuted for having a funny bone!

Rusty DePasse, persecuted for having a funny bone!

Isn’t it sad that we have lost our ability to laugh?  Our every comment is monitored and policed by sour, angry, humorless blacks, homos, Mexicans, Japs, Poles, Chinks and Irish drunks, all jealous of our carefree ability to find humor in foibles and laugh.   Well, I’m sick of it!  I encourage all of you all to tell one joke today about a stupid black or lisping homo!  Laugh!  Be Merry!  Spread mirth!  And don’t let the PC Police stop you!  This is America!  We can laugh at anything we darn well choose to!

QUESTION: What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

The Prophetess Debbie is an Anointed Messenger of the Christ

The Prophetess Debbie is an Anointed Messenger of the Christ

ANSWER: Niggers!

 

Posted in ACLU, Christian Family, Christian Values, Conservative Politics, Dr. Martin Luther King, Godless Liberals, Liberal Media, chrisitan humor, christian persecution, conservative, fat negroes, gay agenda, homosexual agenda | Tagged: , , , , | 51 Comments »

Dead David Carradine was a Crazy Homo Transvestite!!!!

Posted by June Gordon on June 13, 2009

David Carradine Hanging in a Pair of Fishnet Hose

Oriental Newspaper showing David Carradine Hanging in a Pair of Fishnet Hose

All them folks boo-hooing bout that show biz hasbeen David Carradine kicking the bucket need to get they head check!  I look at a copy of some Chink newspaper and I cant make head or hare of none of the gibberish but I was told for a FACT that that “woman” haging in that there hotel room was that stupid pervert David Carradine!!!  He is wearing a pair of dark hose (fishnet???) and a thick black wig like a Negro hooker wear to cover that nasty hair they all got.

Well I sorry but a fellow that dress up like that need to drop dead!  I ain’t shedding no tear for that queer homo.  Not one!  Jesus must see him in that there hotel room and said, “OK that there is enough!  You out of here you granny fairy!!!”

When will them sick sad Hollywood celebrity get them CHRISTIAN values and stop being such stupid perverts?

Close up of stupid dead pervert that Jesus killed

Close up of stupid dead pervert that Jesus killed

Posted in Christ, Christian, Christian Values, Family Values, boobs, homosexuals, queers, sinner | Tagged: , , , , , | 14 Comments »

If You Don’t Hear the Lord Speaking to You, Maybe You Did Something to Make Him Hate Your Guts!

Posted by prophetessdebbie on June 12, 2009

The Prophetess Debbie is an Anointed Messenger of the Christ

The Prophetess Debbie is an Anointed Messenger of the Christ

God does speak to His people. There was a time in history when God asked Moses to assemble the Hebrew children because He wanted to speak to them – from His mouth to their ears. They congregated and waited for Him to speak; when He did they stepped away from the sound; they were afraid. The people asked Moses to be their spokesman, to hear from God for them. God wanted them to come into His presence, to know Him that they might not sin against Him. (Exodus 20)

In the days ahead we need more than ever to be able to know His voice. I believe that we can teach guidelines for learning to hear and distinguish the Voice of God. In fact, there is a steadfast rule that I learned: God and His Word are One! He will never tell you anything contradictory to His Word.

We can learn from one another. The following is an account of the first time I determined that I wouldn’t leave my quiet time with the Lord until I heard His voice. It wasn’t that I had never heard God speak to me; in my youth while praying with my parents He spoke so distinctly that I thought one of them had spoken. When I discovered neither my dad nor my mother had said anything to me, I knew it could only be one other Voice, but I was disappointed that He disagreed with my plans. That’s another experience for another day. The following account took place many years later.

Learning to Hear

It is a beautiful day – a day of azure-blue sky, soft clouds and gentle winds blowing through the fresh green leaves outside my prayer room. Placing my cup of tea on the skirted round table I sit down to talk with God. With my Bible, pen and paper ready I make a holy declaration to God: Today I will not leave this room until I hear from You.

This many-faceted God that we call Father has a grand unrestrained sense of humor. He rejoices over us with singing! He would like for His children to lighten up – just a little – to experience His joyous presence! Sitting in my office dressed in my robes of righteousness telling Him my plan, I close my eyes and wait. Surely, He will say: this is my daughter in whom I am well pleased or He will unfold the plan that will thrust me into the world of television. Surrounded by quietness I hear His laughter-filled voice say, “Remember to buy the bread!”

My eyes fly open; I reach for pen and paper writing down each word. Then I begin to laugh!

A practical word from my Father-God? Here I am seriously practicing Psalm 27: One thing have I desired of the LORD, that will I seek after; that I may dwell in the house of the LORD all the days of my life, to behold the beauty of the LORD, and to enquire in his temple. Here He is lovingly and joyously telling me something in words that lightly caress the air around me. But….

It’s interesting how other thoughts (voices) come immediately to steal His Word. Why was He interfering with my plans? Going to the store was not on my to-do list. I thought He would be pleased that I had started my day with Him! Where is the deep spiritual message I expected? Was that really Him talking to me? Did He really say…?

Turning a deaf ear to these questions I begin to realize the purpose of this Word from my Father. He is here to bring transformation without condemnation; He is ministering salvation to my soul. Unafraid, here in His loving presence I acknowledge my sin of procrastination – a passive escape from responsibility. This was a source of contention between my husband and me; he didn’t understand it and neither did I at the time. (Another teaching God’s mercies are new every morning. He is truly concerned about everything that concerns us).

So those of you who mock me for hearing the voice of God are revealing more than you mean to!  You are telling the Godly that you are disgusting trash whom the Lord has given up on and can’t wait to be rid of!  So sad — and pitiful!  But that is the life of the unsaved!

Posted in Atheism, Christian, Christian Values, Christianity, Godless Liberals, atheists, homosexuals, illegal immigration | Tagged: , , , , | 5 Comments »

GOOD NEWS: Stupid Bastard Abortion Murder Person DEAD!!!!!

Posted by June Gordon on June 1, 2009

George Tiller, baby killer that done push Jesus TO FAR!!!!!

George Tiller, baby killer that done push Jesus TO FAR!!!!!

Abortion doctor dead.  Well it a start you all!!!!!!  When I think bout all the precious little baby boys and girls that whould now be in they 30 I whould has to love and give me stuff I REALLY need it makes me want to KILL them stupid bastards that pulled them youngins out from under my twitching legs when I was on a BENDER and chould NOT give no consent or any thing!!!!!!!

If a durn church ain’t the RIGHT place for Jesus to Killer a Baby Murderer I done know no place that is you all!!!!!  Praise GOD for His righteous killing!!!! AMen.

Please use this here message bored to list were other baby killers is and the best hour to find them alone with a good book (NOT the “Good Book” LOL!!!!) and ever thing.

Posted in Bible, Christian Values, Christianity, Conservative Politics, Evangelical, Family Values, Fox News. Bill O'Reilly, Prayer, Rush Limbaugh, abortion, atheists, babies | Tagged: , | 73 Comments »

PLEASE VOTE AGAINST THE HOMO TONIGHT!

Posted by tiffanywellsley on May 19, 2009

UPDATE: CONGRATULATIONS, AMERICA! YOU PUT VALUES OVER TALENT. THE STRAIGHT PREACHER’S SON WHO CAN BARELY CARRY A TUNE (AND WHOM THE CONSENSUS SAYS SHOULD HAVE BEEM ELIMINATED WEEKS AGO) WON THE TITLE OF AMERICAN IDOL. LET’S FACE IT. THE ARKANSAS BOY DIDN’T HAVE A FRACTION OF THE TALENT OF HIS OPPONENT, BUT HE IS MARRIED AND MORAL. ADAM LAMBERT, WHO, ADMITTEDLY, IS PROBABLY THE BEST SINGER THE SHOW HAS EVER HAD, IS A DISGUSTING HOMOSEXUAL, WHO WEARS BLACK FINGERNAIL POLISH AND EYELINER.

IT IS SO GOOD TO KNOW THE NATION IS RETURNING TO THE DAYS WHEN THE CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN RIGHT RULED! MORALITY OVER EVERYTHING ELSE. PRAISE THE LORD!

 

Friends in the Precious Name of the Lord,adam1

We have a chance to make a statement against queers and their disgusting perversion tonight after the final showdown of this year’s American Idol. The competition has been narrowed to two men. One is a subdued, conservative, married man from Godly Republican Arkansas named Chris Somethingorother. The other is an outrageous, flamboyant homosexual from Sodomyville (San Diego) named Adam Lambert.

adam2Ordinarily, I wouldn’t bother you with such a trite matter, since middle America would ensure that a pansy not take the title. But this year is different. Lambert is incredibly talented, with a vocal range that no contemporary professional can match. My secular friends (yes, I do have SOME secular friends) agree that he is clearly the best entertainer who has ever appeared on AI.  By contrast, the good guy, Chris has little talent and no pizzaz, with the consensus being that he should have been eliminated weeks ago.

But talent isn’t everything, and lifestyle is important. After all, Adolf Hitler adam3was a talented painter but that doesn’t mean he should have been awarded any prizes. He was a bad man who killed a lot of American soldiers. While Lambert hasn’t killed any men, he has kissed them, and for that, he must not be named this year’s American Idol, notwithstanding his superior singing. 

adam4Join me tonight in voting for Chris Whatever. They will announce the phone number for him during the show. Voting starts when the show is off the air and extends for two hours. You can vote as many times as you want and the calls are free. Support morality. Vote against Adam Lambert!

Tiffany

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URGENT CHRISTIAN PARENT ALERT: Will Jesus Send Your Baby to Hell?

Posted by prophetessdebbie on May 19, 2009

What is the difference between these two precious babies?

hell&heavenThe one on the left will be sent by the Lord Jesus to be tortured in HELL!  Do any of us, as parents want to be responsible for that?  As the song so beautifully reminds us, Jesus loves the little children.  But make no mistake: He will fling them into HELL in a New York minute if they don’t tell Him how much they love him (not just think it!) and have a FULL IMMERSION baptism.

Any prudent parent will videotape their tots saying, “I love you Mr. Jesus — so much so that I seem to hate my parents in comparison – and I accept you as my Personal Savior!”  Any other wording is playing dangerous games with your child’s destiny.  Next, video them being completely covered in water.  If one speck of skin is not submerged the baptism doesn’t work and your child will be tortured in HELL.  For a small tot, a bathtub will do.  For older children find a pool, river or lake.  I do not recommend oceans, as the child in question may be swept away by a rip tide or devoured by a sea creature before salvation has taken hold.   DO THIS TODAY!  TOMORROW MAY BE TOO LATE.

That way, you will have PROOF that your child did as Jesus requires on Judgment Day and Jesus will not kill and torture them for not doing what is REQUIRED of all True Christian.

 

The Prophetess Debbie is an Anointed Messenger of the Christ

The Prophetess Debbie is an Anointed Messenger of the Christ

Posted in Baptist, Christianity, Jesus, babies, child advocacy, children, sinner | Tagged: , , , , , , | 56 Comments »

Call to Prayer Warriors: Pray for Brenda Dickson!!!!!

Posted by June Gordon on May 18, 2009

76 year-old former celebrity Brenda Dicksonbdglamorshot

76 year-old former celebrity Brenda Dickson

You all you know I NEVER come on here and ask no body for no personal favor unless it REAL important an I call on by the Lord.  Well this here is that time you all!!!!!

I know most of you all have no idear who Brenda Dickson is.   Nobody remebers her because the poor thing ain’t got  no career and ain’t in about 30 years.  Yes she is OLD as the hills and nodbody even think bout her. Yes she mess up her face but she in Hollywood and they ALL wind up looking like some freak and she done got my good jeans.  But she got a special place in my little heart.  Back in the 80’s folks use to tell me that I looking like Brenda younger prettyer sister.  I started watching the Young an them Restless and I fell in love with the gal cause she WAS the older sluttyer sitster I ain’t never had!!!!  She touch my dang heart!!!!!

Well unlike like ever one that forgot total about the woman but some one writing about after Brenda got fire from Young and Restless and then had NO CAREER and got some arangement with some man in Hawaii and then he throwed her out of his house and she was arrested and PUT IN JAIL like like Lena!!!!!!

Any how someon told me she was turning tricks for arabs or worst but that is NOT TRUE!!!! That is a LIE from Satan’s behind!!!!!!  But some gossip columes write that she is living on the street and she breathe smell like rubbing alcohol but she grabbing strangers on the street and screaming in they face: “I whould have been on that [UNCHRISTIAN WORD] Desperation House Wives if that [UNCHRISTIAN WORD] [UNCHRISTIAN WORD] Marc Cherry had got his [UNCHRISTIAN WORD] call thru!!!!!!!!”  As a fan I beliveing that is a LIE tooo!!!!!!!!

Sad ain’t it?  Please pray for his poor sparrow of the Lord to clean the vomit off her face and accept JESUS as her PERSONAL SAVIORS!!!!!!!!

I bind ALL demons of mental illness and lack of talent and REBUKE them and tell them to LEAVE THIS WONDERFUL WOMAN ALLONE!!!!!!!!

To arrange to send money, food or clean drawers to this poor woman contact me at:

angeljunegordon@gmail.com.

Fashion Forward or Mentally Ill?

Even pudgy she is hot hot hot!

Posted in Prayer, Prayer request, Sluts, Women, abortion, boobs, illness, liar, mental illness, mexicans, slut, whores | Tagged: , , | 13 Comments »

NO ONE IS IN HEAVEN WITH GOD YET!

Posted by tiffanywellsley on May 17, 2009

Friends,

After reviewing a number of troubling posts on this board,  I realize that some here are as deluded as many among the general Christian public about God, heaven and salvation. Several people have written that they take comfort in the knowledge that various deceased individuals they loved are in heaven right now. For instance, the adults who keep leaving posts about how precious they think Caylee Anthony was (even though they never knew her, making their obsessions truly sick), keep saying that she is with God.

No, she isn’t! Nor is anyone. The Bible clearly says that no one will enter the corpseKingdom of Heaven until Judgment Day occurs. Until then, every dead person, including that little brat, is in a box beaten eaten alive by worms (unless, of course, the corpse was cremated). Those dead people are rotting until the Rapture. And their souls are still with them. How can a True Christian mother tell her child that grandma, her aunt or even her dead father is in heaven when that is such a lie?

Let us have no more of that nonsense on this board! No one will enter heaven until Jesus returns to the earth. Furthermore, Jesus is very late, having promised to return during the apostles’ lifetimes.  As a result, the number of souls awaiting judgment is astronomical, meaning that “Judgment Day” will last much longer than one 24-hour period. In fact, it may constitute its own millenium.

Stop lying to your loved ones! Lying is wrong, regardless of the motive of the liar. No one is in heaven with God yet!

Tiffany

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Stimulus Money Used to Fund Blasphemous Pornography!!!!

Posted by June Gordon on May 15, 2009

You all I was watching Fox & Friends an they was saying that some of Barrack Insane Obama’s blank check money he robbing folks of to create some kind of socialist nitemare an ever thing is use to pay for queer homo “art” that has the Lord Jesus sticking His holy hands in places that just ain’t right!!!!  They done show no art, but I was on a mission to find out what the ruckus was all bout.

Well I did me some researching and I come to find out that the homo queer “artist” that did the disgusting crap below was paid $47,000 by the “White” (we wish!!!!! LOL!!!!) House in CASH so the tax payer chould not trace no money back to the lib’s boy Barry!!!!!

lion lamb

"When Lions Lay With Lambs"

I have done finish vomitting the last of my suasage biskit just now looking at this DIRTY FILTHY “art.”  When you all get finish vomitting you all need to RIGHT to the “White” House and the FBI and complain that tax money is been use to promote bestiality 3-ways with the Christ!   That just ain’t right!!!!!

Posted in Barack Hussein Oboma, Christian Values, Family Values, Fox News, Jesus, Obama, bestiality, gay agenda, homosexual agenda, homosexuals, oboma, president, queers | Tagged: , , , , , , | 12 Comments »

Liberals Have Sex with Their Own Children!

Posted by prophetessdebbie on May 15, 2009

Lib family teaches children what a penis looks and feels like before moving on to the real thing

Lib family teaches children what a penis looks and feels like before moving on to the real thing

A new study by the Baptist Science Foundation contains the shocking, undisputed fact that liberals are 2000% more likely to be naked with their own children than moral Christian parents!

But, honestly, is that really so shocking?  After all, these are the people who want teachers to pass out condoms with each assignment and teach our precious babies that if they don’t thrust am enormous black penis into a place the Lord only meant for the disposal of vile waste, they are “bigots.”

Maybe most of you are fortunate not to have to ever met a lib, but let me tell you this: They are wicked, horrid people with no souls.  Be on your guard: They may seem friendly, but it is only a ruse to get into your precious child’s one-piece.  It is a well known fact that Libs like to take baths with infants so they can size them up for sex.  Libs also leave cigarettes and full martini shakers lying around their split-level “green” homes, hoping to entice their underage children and their friends to get drunk and scream depraved sexual entreaties while out of their little minds on powerful nicotine highs.  The liberal parents know that the poor tykes will get to the point where they jones for a ciggy so bad, they will do ANYTHING to get one.  And that, my friends, is when the sodomy begins in earnest.

What can you do?  Well, it is really quite simple.  If you know any libs in your neighborhood, make a preemptive call to Child Protective Services!  Tell them that the family in question is probably getting naked and having sex with all of their children.  Chances are you will be right!  Let CPS sort it out and get to the bottom of all the tawdry socialist shenanigans that go on in homes that don’t love the Lord Jesus and promote conservative family values.  Jesus will thank you for your call you all!

The Prophetess Debbie is an Anointed Messenger of the Christ

The Prophetess Debbie is an Anointed Messenger of the Christ

Posted in ACLU, Christian, Christian Family, Christian Values, Family, Family Values, Godless Liberals, Jesus, Liberal Media, Politics, atheists, babies, child advocacy, children, conservative, homosexual agenda, liberal, sodomy | Tagged: , , , , , , , | 28 Comments »

Happy MOTHERS DAY ever body!

Posted by Warrior Jodie on May 10, 2009

dirtyslutI know it has been WAYYYY too long since I made a post but I have been REAL busy working the Mary Kay conventions and driving around in my BRAND NEW PINK CADDILLAC! The Lord done gone and blessed me with over $300,000 in sales since this time last year. Once I realized that the UGLIEST women in the world was cancer patients and those so-called domestic abuse gals I knew I found a NICHE for my services.  (Jodie’s FREE beauty tip: NOTHING hides a bruised up, ugly old face better than Mary Kay Beige 2 Concealer!  So if you are smart talking your man and he takes a 2×4 across your face OR if you have those unsightly tattooes from radiation or are pale from vomitting you can make yourself look P-R-E-T-T-Y as pie again!) 

Anyway, now me and Buck drive around the country in my BRAND NEW PINK CADDILLAC looking for ugly women to make over.  When we aren’t on a cruise to some erotic location like the Bahamas or Key West that is!

Speaking of UGLY WOMEN I wanted to say HAPPY MOTHERS DAY to my BFF June Gordon.  I know she is probably still in bed with her face glued to the pillow because some cowboys love juice missed that gapping hole she calls a mouth but when she wakes up she is going to be in for a HARD DAY seeing as her 1/2 colored daughter and her don’t talk no anymore.  So because I am a CHRISTIAN and because I AM ALWAYS doing NICE THINGS for people even when they don’t deserve it I ordered June a cookbook for Mothers day.  This one is RIGHT up her alley to!  I read the description and I KNEW she would have the ingrediants on hand (or on her chin) at ALL TIMES!

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients – you will love this cook book!

NATURAL HARVEST 

Anyway I hope EVER BODY has a wonderful MOTHERS DAY and that they appreciate ever thing there mothers went through just having them!

XXOO

Jo-Jo

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