Is it a sin to give money to the Haitians?

This is part of a broader theological question on which Christian leaders have yet to opine. Is it a rebuke of the Lord to support his victims? If we give to the Haitians, aren’t we rebelling against God’s perfect will?

We all know the Lord uses natural disasters to punish evil. The first historical account we have of this concerns the Great Flood, in which God became irritated with sin in the world and therefore slaughtered every man, woman, child, infant and unborn baby on the planet except Noah and his family. (Recently, some faux Christians have attacked me for saying God would let unsaved babies go to hell. But the Lord obviously didn’t make children immune to His Word. Whether it was the flood, fire and brimstone of Sodom or just plain vanilla pestilence, the Lord has never spared children from His wrath.)

Since that flood, God has punished sinners with a variety of natural disasters, including earthquakes (Isaiah 13:13; Psalms 18:7), tornadoes (Jeremiah 30:23; Isaiah 40:24), droughts (Deuteronomy 28:22-24), famine (Jeremiah 42:15-17), plagues (Ezekiel 5:11-13), and so on. We heard from devout Christians like Pat Robertson that God allowed 9/11 to occur to punish America for tolerating homos and feminazis and used Katrina to express his displeasure with the debauchery New Orleans represents. More recently, Pat said God punished Haiti with a quake because the country sold its soul to the devil.

We may never know why God was angry with the Haitians. (Frankly, I think He had probably become fed up with Haitian Vodou.) But regardless of the reason, aren’t we thumbing our noses at God and challenging His will by supporting the Haitians with food, medicine and money? Some may claim that God intended the deaths of only those immediately killed by the earthquake and would want us to save the others. But that can’t be the case because some of God’s methods of maiming sinners take an inordinately long time, like plagues. The only conclusion I find reasonable is that we should leave Haiti alone. Until this Christian quandary is cleared up, I, for one, have no intention of sending those sinners a cent.

I Done Want to See No 2010!!!!

2009 sucked.  Sucked bad you all!  Are first ever year with a COLOR president and my sister die of ass cancer and I done got no more credit cards and you can not find no Sudafed no more without them asking for a lisense and my was suspend and no I left to mop up nig juice off floor at Adult World just to get ciggy money and cereals!!!

If 2010 any things like 2009 all I got to says is COME AND TAKE ME JESUS!!!!!  Stop fiddel farting around in Heaven and come get you flock!  AMEN!!!!

Stop Asking Jesus to Abort Your Precious Babies!

It was with joy in my heart that I was looking forward to being a grandmother next year.  Yes, I know what you all are thinking: That I look way too young to probably even have kids, much less them have children of their own.  Well, thank you for that sweet compliment, but it is totally beside the point.

You see, my daughter Tonya-Ann was set to give me the most precious gift anyone can give: A child.  This grandbaby, my first, was due to enter our world in March.  I’d already knitted miles of pink yarn.  But Tonya-Ann is a selfish so-and-so and only thinks of her whorish self.  I know for a fact that she did not want this precious gift.  She even got drunk and admitted that she had prayed every night for Jesus to wipe it from her womb.

Well, last night Jesus answered Tonya-Ann’s prayers and gave her an abortion.  I woke up this morning to find that Tonya-Ann had miscarried in the night and flushed my granddaughter down the commode before I even had a chance to say I love you precious flower.

People who pray for abortions are wicked, evil and trash that will not burn.  And don’t tell me that miscarriages are “natural.”  They are as natural as murder.  Both happen, but both are wicked sins.   And Jesus’ complicity in the matter does NOT absolve the human of their horrid wickedness.

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THE YEAR OF THE COLOREDS

Merry Christmas, friends! I hope your celebration of the Lord’s birthday was as rewarding and fulfilling as ours. You’ll know mine was special if you see me about when I’m wearing the Tanzanite (AAA) diamond pendant the Lord led dear hubby to buy me (after a few hints from me along the way). With the year almost over, it’s time to reflect on the period’s pitfalls so we can do better in the future. That brings me to the topic of this post.

There is an old English horror movie (could there be any other kind?) called “The Day of the Triffids.” It’s a tale about a bunch of brainless, idle plants that start getting aggressive and learn to move around slowly while lashing out and poisoning people. Those plants represent today’s Negroes to a T, hence 2009 should appropriately be called “The Year of the Coloreds.”

It’s a well-known fact that when animal species are given autonomy and allowed to function without constraint, they lose respect for social norms and authority figures. Just watch “Conquest of the Planet of the Apes.” Also well-established is the Peter Principle – “people” advance or are promoted to their level of incompetence. We saw both principles in full force this year. As soon as it became clear Barrack HUSSEIN Obama might actually be running the country (into the ground), coloreds everywhere started getting uppity. They started acting like the apes did in that movie when Caesar, who spoke English rather than ebonics, escaped and started inciting the primates to action. I can’t tell you how many of the help I’ve had to fire over the last year for defiant conduct. For goodness’ sake, I almost fired LaWanda, the best cleaning gal I’ve ever had (no one can make porcelain shine like LaWanda!).

Negroes are supposed to believe in the Bible. Why don’t they recognize from the curse of Ham that they’re supposed to serve men, not lead them? They’re supposed to clean the White House, not run it. But how can we expect them to know their place and behave, given the despicable role models they had this year? Obama proved his true colors by trying to turn our nation into a Communist state. Tiger Woods, who was supposed to be one of the good ones, wound up dipping his wick in every opportunistic white slut from Bellaire to Boston.

Chris Brown beat his wife to a pulp. Now, don’t get me wrong. I recognize that a husband has the right to administer corporal punishment to his wife. After all, God commands the church and the husband commands the household. But rarely should the discipline require ER involvement. And Brown’s complaint that stores weren’t stocking his albums afterward constitutes African arrogance gone awry. And then there’s the dead pedophile, whose feelings of guilt led to insomnia. He had the gall to demand that doctors administer surgical anesthetic so he could get a little shut eye (which is tantamount to a woman with monthly water retention ordering lipo).

Let us pray things get back to normal this next decade. Let’s return to the fundamental principle of “separate and unequal.” And when Jesus soon returns, let us run into His open arms, as our bags are watched by the kind of women Tiger has no intention of doing.

Your friend in Christ,

Tiffany Wellsley

Half colored/half Oriental — Of course he’s cheating!

Friends in Christ,

I cannot believe that the focus of the news during Jesus season is not on the Lord but on some half-breed who is capable solely of filling holes. Sorry for the graphic pun, but for goodness’ sakes, look at him. He’s black, so he obviously has an overly active libido and lacks the capacity to restrain his urges. He’s Oriental, so he’s clearly going to lie about his conduct. It doesn’t take a genius to realize that he cheated on his wife, she struck him in the face to retaliate and, groggy and dazed, he crashed his car in an effort to escape her fury and rejoin one of his apparently many mistresses. 

We’ve now heard of two white women with whom he’s had extra-marital relations. Who knows how many more will come out of the woodwork and profess their chocolate hirohito fantasy? I don’t get the attraction. I hear there are some depraved white gals who have sex with Negroes because they often have appendages the size of apes’ (making the species even more difficult to differentiate). But this one is Oriental, too, which should more than counteract that effect. So what gives?

The bottom line is that the media is denigrating the Lord by focusing on a descendant of (teriyaki) Ham during this very Godly of seasons.

Tiffany

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

This is an independence day of sorts. This is the day we celebrate our defeat of those godless savages who tried to ruin life in America for the Pilgrims. We also celebrate all the many blessings we have in our lives, including family, friends and fortune.

 I invite each of you to indicate what you have to be thankful for this year. I’ll start. I’m thankful that America is rejecting the attempts by Barack HUSSEIN Obama to turn this great nation Communist and, in the process, are realizing that the 2008 election was a social experiment gone awry. My relations with household staff are already improving, as the darkest among them are far less uppity than they were a year ago. I’m grateful we’re about to return to Republican policies where those who are productive reap the fruits of their labor and enjoy the high quality, exclusive health care they’ve earned. And those who aren’t productive, don’t.

Please keep your message clean and pleasant. This is Thanksgiving, after all. I hope you have a blessed holiday!

Tiffany

Prayer Requests You All!!!!

Knowledge puffs up, but charity edifies, 1 Cor. 8: 1. Charity, a pure love, excels and exceeds almost all else, 1 Cor. 13. The end of the commandment is charity out of a pure heart, 1 Tim. 1: 5. Add to brotherly kindness charity, 2 Pet. 1: 7. The Lord has commanded that all men should have charity, 2 Ne. 26: 30 (Moro. 7: 44-47). See that ye have faith, hope, and charity, Alma 7: 24. The love that the Lord has for men is charity, Ether 12: 33-34. Without charity men cannot inherit that place prepared in the Father’s mansions, Ether 12: 34 (Moro. 10: 20-21). Moroni wrote Mormon’s words on faith, hope, and charity, Moro. 7. Charity qualifies men for the Lord’s work, D&C 4: 5-6 (D&C 12: 8). Clothe yourselves with the bond of charity, D&C 88: 125. Let thy bowels be full of charity, D&C 121: 45.

You all I begging you all for CHARITY!!!!!  Alot of you all says real hatefull thinks about me on this here bored but I have love in my heart for EVER ONE!!!! EVER ONE!!!!!!   Maybe you all need to get right with the Lord for them AWFUL thinks you all says.

Some of you all make hatefull comment about how I not no good an lazy and WORST!!!!  Well I am a really hard worker.  I have had me a job for a spell now and I work REAL hard in ways you can NOT imagine.  Not ever one is like that mean old snob Tiffany that got a man to fetch her cash an stuff from the bank ever time she wants some thing.  ME?  I got to work!!!  And I work my ass off!!!!!!!!

But it is hard you all!!! My job is so disgusting and dirty!!!! And the durn smell!!!   It is the WORSE job in Knoxville!!!!

An I got me a heart condition and the swine flu and restless legs syndromes.  I ain’t got no health care cause I done believe in no socialism!!!!

Please find it in you CHRISTIAN heart to pop a few tens or twentys in a envelop to:

June Gordon

5918 Clinton Hwy

Knoxville, TN 37912

 

GOD BLESS YOU!!!!!!    Prove to JESUS that you ain’t no selfish YKW!!!!!!!!!!  TIA!!!!

This cartoon is what the “Prophet” Muhammad looks like! Just another stupid Muslim!

The False Prophet Muhammad

Some of you all may wonder what the fake “prophet” Muhammad looks like.  If you are like me, you don’t give a cat’s patootie what he looks like, but some may be curious because those crazy, American-killing Muslims have turned him into a god.  Those liars will say, “not a god — a prophet!” like Catholics will say about Mary “we don’t worship her –  we *venerate* her!”  To which any smart person will respond, “Toe-MAY-toe, toe-MAH-toe, you stupid pagan trash!”

Anywho . . . Apparently, because the Muslims know that Muhammad is ugly (even for a Muslim — and that’s saying something!! LOL!!!), they are VERY embarrassed by his ugly face.  That is why they have banned any pictures of him!  It just isn’t good PR.  Which makes me so proud to worship someone as handsome as Jesus!  I am proud to have his face everywhere!  There is just something fishy about a god that makes himself ugly.

Well, my daughter’s Sunday school class was asked to reveal what they thought Muhammad looked like.  I am pleased as punch to say that my daughter Penelope, who was guided by the Holy Spirit, was inspired to do a photographic rendering of that stupid con man and fake called Muhammad. I’m sure I’m not the only one to notice that Muhammad looks like a nasty, foreign homosexual, which is no surprise since he was one!  Honestly, I am proud as all get out that my Christian daughter won that contest!!!

Please print her wonderful drawing out and give it to every Islamic fool you come across today and say, “This is the ugly idiot you all think is such a hot shot!  You are living your life under a false faith ruled by Satan and your Moon God is NOT going to get you anyplace other than HELL!”

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Even Liberals Agree: The Curse of Ham is in Full Force & Effect!

You don’t often expect honesty from the liberal media — especially from American Pravda NPR.  When NPR isn’t badgering its rich, anti-patriotic, liberal elite listeners for money with constant panhandling during “pledge drives” ( I remember drives to California that seemed shorter!), it is filling their heads with America-hating garbage and cheering on the arrival of taxes, sodomy and socialism.

So you can imagine my surprise when this PC-Crazed organ of yellow (and pink!) “journalism” actually published something true: That Negroes are much stupider than white folks!

Many ungodly people have pointed to the unconstiutional powergrab of  Resident Obama as an indication that the Curse of Ham has been lifted.  Fiddle faddle!  This article makes clear that the Curse of Ham is still with us!  Yes, the Lord is still cursing every black baby that is born to a life of being inferior and ensuring that the Obamanation that is happening to our beloved country will not happen again.

This undisputed fact is no reason to hate black folks.  Quite the contrary.  They need our love and prayers.  I can’t be easy to compete in a world where some purebred dogs can outsmart you for food and affection.

Some dingy woman makes sense… FINALLY!

While I have never had the misfortune of working with a woman, other than that gal who brings my coffee, I can imagine how hard it must be. This old gal really nails it, especially considering she is a female and they aren’t known for writing and such.  Women should stay home, where they belong and no one has to listen to their constant harping. This is a fantastic article, enjoy…

Whining women

Good for Justice Thomas (“Clarence Thomas: ‘I don’t hire women law clerks’”). I’ve worked with women and men for paying jobs, and I take the men hands down. Women, today especially, are always complaining about some problem they have. I am glad this justice takes people on their merit. After all, it is only an all-American concept. Mrs. Jo Dermody

 

Do You Know a Murderer?

Women who kill precious babies are sluts on their way to HELL!

Don’t be too quick to answer my question!  You may think, “There are no axe murderers living on my block,” but you may have a murderer living right next door.  She may be a “nice” lady who lives across the street who waves hello when she gets her mail.  Do you know if she has ever had an abortion?  If she has, she is a murderer!

Are you too polite to ask her?  Well, then you are very foolish!  If I had a murderer living next to my precious children, I would want to know PRONTO!

That is why I am encouraging all of you to START ASKING gals, from school teachers to shop assistants, when you meet them, “Have you had an abortion?”  Watch to see if they dart their eyes or get annoyed/defensive.  That is a sure sign that they have had an abortion.

It is time to call out murderers — BY NAME!  Force them to repent.  It may be the only road to salvation for them.

If you know anyone who has had an abortion, post her name in this thread and I will pray for her and ask Jesus to soften her heart.

Make no mistake: homos aren’t like us!

 

Friends in His precious name,

I am fed up! Fed up with sodomites and their sympathizers who say fairies are entitled to the same rights the rest of us are.  That position presupposes they’re just like us, with only one exception. (Frankly, that exception is significant enough to trump any similarity.) But that is false.

They are disgusting, depraved, debauched, degenerate deviants. I can’t tell you how many tales of sexual encounters by queers I have been forced to endure from my stylist while sitting in the salon chair, at his mercy. I thought I’d heard everything before this week. Bondage, S&M, water sports (a disgusting activity that involves waste products–don’t ask), fisting…even toe-sucking (if you can believe that). And the list goes on. Those pansies have even adopted everyday, innocent words and phrases to describe their atrocities, like “teabag” and “tossing the salad.”

But this evening takes the cake. While Adrian was adding my highlights, he told me his nancy boy friend, Todd is into an activity called “felching.” Not realizing we were back to the sex-speak, and seeking only to make the appointment go smoothly with conversation, I foolishly asked what that meant. I cannot tell you how outraged I was when I heard. I really don’t know what to say now except that, unless you have a cast iron stomach, don’t look the term up. It is the most sickening thing I have ever heard described.

And therein lies the main reason we can never let them marry.  Married couples engage in sex to procreate and express our affection toward one another. We don’t use marriage as a license to commit lascivious acts.

I really hate them! I hate them all! I just hope God anticipates our animosity and has created a way in heaven for us to view their eternal torment in hell.

Tiffany

Message from Jesus: STOP Praying for Worthless Tramps!

EPISTLE  #3,897

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As most True Christians know, the Lord Jesus is very skeptical about cries of, “Help, I’ve been U.S.E.ed!”  His response is often the same as most Christians: “If you had good morals you wouldn’t be the type of gal a man would think it was OK to rape in the first place.”  As has been discussed by many Christian theologians and intellectuals: If you were U.S.E.ed, perhaps God is telling you something.

But what of the trashy type of woman who claims to have been U.S.E.ed more than once?  We (and Jesus) all know one on this board, but I am too much of a lady to mention her name.

Well, it’s like Pastor always used to say: “Get raped by a nigger once, shame on them.  Get raped by a nigger twice, shame on you!”

Frankly, I’ve stopped praying for such women.  It is a waste of time.  Better to pray for children who don’t have Bibles — or for a new Lexus.  I ask all of you to show no sympathy for these serial tramps.  Jesus is no longer interested or listening.  You will only annoy Him by pestering Him about the lowest type of harlot.  Jesus loves all of us, but even He has His limits.

Sad News

The Lord Jesus revealed to me today that someone who posts frequently on this board will find out in the Spring of 2011 that they have Stage 4 Lymphoma.   Sad, isn’t it?  My heart goes out!

Please join me in prayer that this person has his/her spirtual house in order by then and is able to hear this news with a heart made strong by an everlasting love for Jesus.

P.S.  Do you all ever get confused for someone famous?  I can’t tell you the number of folks who have come up to me recently and told me I look like some woman called January Jones on some TV show!  Total strangers!  I don’t watch secular TV so I have no idea if this is a compliment or an insult! LOL!

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I Pray the Lord Jesus Get ASS CANCER!!!!!!

The Lord Jesus Christ

You all know me.  I Christian as all get out.  I love the Lord and devote my life to Him.  Yes I stray from the path of rightness but so do ever body and you know that the dam truth!!!!

But my faith been TRIED.  TRIED!!!!  Last month my sister Darlene come down with a cancer so awful I can not even type the dang words!  We done find out til the LAST minute cause she done have no health insured and just find out problem when I find Darlene pass out from PAIN on her breakfast nook floor.  By time we gone and fine out it to late and she look like crap and told go home an die!!!

I PRAY to the Lord Jesus EVER NIGHT to spare Darelen cuase she a MUSH BETTER Christian than any ones I knows.

Tonite I find out that the Lord ignoring my prayers and gone killed Darlene!!!!!

I am crying as I type this here post!!!!  I HATE JESUS!!!!!

Yes He die up there on a cross 2,000 years a go but He ain’t done SHIT for me or any ones else since!!!!!

Screw His sorry ass!!!!!  All He want is complements and He can’t raise a finger to SAVE PRECIOUS DARLENE!!!!!

I hate Him!  I hate Him! I hate Him! I hate Him! I hate Him! I hate Him! I hate Him! I hate Him! I hate Him! I hate Him!

Darlene was worth 4000000000 of Him cause He a stupid lazy peace of shit!!!!!!

THERE I SAID IT!!!!!